/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Circus Edition

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>Other racing on each week, choose your poison
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>Streams:
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>News:
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FmEme might not run because rain
Notebook kill

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twitter.com/ZamunerB/status/1104329456792076288
youtube.com/watch?v=Z4OhbzSFpnk
motorsport.com/super-formula/news/japan-europe-career-complicated-palou/4348886/
youtube.com/watch?v=lf9H1nNXS80
twitter.com/f1broadcasting/status/1104427120288251904
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gimi

this is the one

What is that clown pepe meme

>MOVE IN

Okay, but I'm not paying you.

death to mana and carrie.

Death to 'death to _____' posters

Life to 'lewd things to _____' posters

Life to 'lewd things to 'Death to _____' posters' posters

pole positions and pee wands to Carrie

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motorsport.com/motogp/news/silverstone-resurfaced-again/4349499/

>Silverstone resurfaced AGAIN

>following the cancellation of its 2018 MotoGP contest.
>contest

Makes it sound like they're competing to find which rider can eat the most hot dogs.

Bet you it fails again.

Dubs and Dickbum gets cunted in Japan

>Can I get a YIKES or 3 for me

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>Dubs and Dickbum gets BEARED in Japan

FTFY

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>finally find another F1 follower at my power level at work
>talk about F1 all the time
>make a plan to visit Hungarian GP
>drop it some time later talking to my father
>kinda insulted I didn't ask him, wants to come too
>next week it's not only him but him and a friend of his
>two guys from my football team interested as well

I so fucking hope this is a F1 fan club in the making with regular GP visits.

ESepekka Lappi

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RIP Dickbum's anus

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I-I want to get beared

Browsing /f1/

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Trust me, user, you really don't want that.

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Is the Netflix doc kino lads?

Business Idea.

Have the soundtrack of old PS1 racing games instead of Commentary

youtu.be/I970aWYDCYI

I'd let her browse my source code if you know what I mean.

No

A Bear's penis is not actually that big. It's just got a bone in it so it is really hard

A polar is the biggest and it is 'only' on average 7.3 inches.

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>That Hungaroring .webm
Ah, yes, it's trash then
It's worrying how whenever something mainstream about a subject you are highly knowledgable about comes out it's so easy to identify mistakes
Imagine how much incorrect information I've seen and just accepted as fact when it's been about something I have no knowledge of

Finally successfully got formula autism official in the op. Thanks.

>average bear penis size

They don't call him "lucky bear" for nothing

It should be pointed out though that the reason for the bone is to help support it for longer during sex.
So being Beared would last for a while.

Dubdubs

>I want this

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Always makes me keke :D

It's not really the content mistakes, I mean, one that doesn't know F1 didn't even noticed it was Spa in the initial montage and people who does and may have gone "Wait what was that?"
The problem is the editing, is proper trash in my opinion, not only stylistically ugly but also wrong on a technical level

That start sequence fucking triggered me with the switched cameras

Energy Drink sponsors in
F1:
Red Bull
Monster
Hype
Rich Energy

FE:
Wildcat (literally who)

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I mean, I accept breaking the 180° rule if you are Von Trier or Godard, if you are not it just gives the same physical pain as when Vettee does

Like I mentioned in the last thread, it reminds me of the movie driven.

The lack of racing knowledge and thus incompetence of the editor was hilarious.
For the track action scenes it would be:
>shot of a car on a street circuit
>shot of a car on a street circuit
>shot of a car on an oval
>shot of a car on a road course
>shot of a car on a street circuit
>shot of a car on a road course

Not to mention the scene with car getting airborne, landing in a lake, and the methanol fuel catching fire on the lake with visible flames
>methanol burns with an invisible flame, is used because it can be easily diluted past it's flash point with water

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>Not to mention the scene with car getting airborne, landing in a lake, and the methanol fuel catching fire on the lake with visible flames
>>methanol burns with an invisible flame, is used because it can be easily diluted past it's flash point with water

Obviously that's not relevant to the Netflix show like the first example, but it always makes me laugh in motorsport aspy.

isn't point for fastest lap stupid?

Did they upload that complete documentary in one go?

Might watch it with a trial month then.

They should give a point for slowest lap too

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Just torrent it you dumb slave.
Don't give your money to billionaires.

Full season magnet links, multiple qualities:
reddit.com/r/MotorsportsReplays/comments/ayomoa/request_formula_1drive_to_survive/ei3fqeu/

>trial moth

Not giving money to anyone m8

>torrent
lmao what am I, 12?

>implying you're not dumb enough to forget to cancel and get stung by the auto payment


>>torrent
>lmao what am I, 12?
With a reply that edgy, I'd believe it.

>i download stuff illegally because muh evil billionaires
>people who don't are the edgy ones, though!!!

yeah no not even worth a (you)

>>people who don't are the edgy ones, though!!!

>reading comprehension

You're a giant faggot.

Can't even try to help people on /f1/ anymore without it triggering them in to a sperg...
The autism here really is off the scale.

...

>not having a netflix acct
>Not even having family/friends acct you can mooch off of
Pathetic

Again, the content mistakes don't trigger me that much, especially in a feature film the production has limited material to work with. That being said Netflix had access to a gozillion hours per race of material so I wonder why they still needed to fuck things up.
Problem is that the editing looks like is made from amateurs, unexperienced amateurs, you don't need to know how racing works to not fuck up a race start.

For racing scenes instead is a bit different, you need to know racing but also keeping in mind what you are doing. Fast pace editing with cuts all over the place: on board, trackside, on board, back of the car in front etc. are chaotic and make the spectator not understand anything but give the "feel of speed", doing the race feed editing is boring, long shots, same movements same angles, you understand what is going on but it's boring, the key is finding a balance in that.
I need to rewatch Rush but as far as I remember it was trying to go in that direction

point for median lap also

Fuck off. All of you!

>helping

Didn't even answer my question. In the meantime I signed up for the trial month and cancelled my subscription again.

...

>Problem is that the editing looks like is made from amateurs, unexperienced amateurs, you don't need to know how racing works to not fuck up a race start.

It just feels like they're not even trying to be accurate.
In the Monaco scenes Arrivebenis and Vettee have WINNOW gear, even though it wasn't a thing until Japan.

Seriously though, why are you triggered?
This argument didn't involve you, yet you're so easily upset you've felt the need to include yourself.

Pretty pathetic desu.

>Didn't even answer my question


>Did they upload that complete documentary in one go?

>Full season


There's that >reading comprehension again...

I give you that

>paying for stuff
wew lads

And in that spirit, I'll admit I should have paid more attention to >free trial

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When is Formula mEmE on again?

Race is 2 hours and 40 mins ago, tomorrow.

AND IT'S THE SOFT TYRE FOR HAMILTON

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twitter.com/ZamunerB/status/1104329456792076288
>Ferrari had to take down the Mission Winnow logo. Meanwhile in MotoGP...a new award called “Mission Winnow rider” for the best race start has been launched
lel.

from 7:30 on BBC 2 tomorrow

When it stops raining.

After having watched a few episodes of that netflix thing I can say that even in a sea of punchable faces, Will Buxton still stands out as the worst one of them all. How can he be so slimey and full of himself, I don't get it.

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FE's closed due to slight drixzling rain and AIDS

MotoGP gets away with heaps of shit that the normie media would crucify F1 for.
For example: F1 can't even have classy grid girls anymore, while MotoGP still has full slut grid girls because the normie media doesn't even know that MotoGP exists, so they get left alone.

If there's one good thing about zoomers hating cars, it's that one day F1 will be as irrelevant as MotoGP, and normies will leave F1 alone.

Sporting regulations idea: The driver must weight at least 100 kg

>frowning upon torrenting
are you lads faggots or something

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I didn't know Mission Winnow was about fags until today 2bh

it's about electric fags

And that's a bad thing?

It isn't a fag marketing campaign, it's morw of a general PMI marketing thing. Australians just think it's about fags.

>The driver must weight at least 200 kg
I think that's a great idea. A 300kg minimum would end this unhealthy twink culture we currently have.

Australians think everything is about them.

>PLOT TWIST
>PADDY WAS NICK ALL ALONG

>sebnastyman vagina
cringe
>lewis 'christ' hamilton
based!

Qualy is a burger challenge

Juan comeback when

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Peepo, who spreads joy and mirth to all.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z4OhbzSFpnk

I hope Carrie goes full Gracie
She is slow anyways

when will toto be exposed as the hack that he is?

soon, fratello

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When he can't carbabby anymore

>Palou believes drivers simply shouldn’t think of Japan as an option to fall back to should they fail to make a career in Europe.
Palou trying to make Dickbum SHOOK even before Super Formula has started :D
>motorsport.com/super-formula/news/japan-europe-career-complicated-palou/4348886/

Daniel Ricciardo

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is unexposable.

5 full days.

Why couldn't FOM just force Merc and Ferrari into that Netflix series with good old American style threats of witholding their revenue payments?

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how does one undo the damage vr porn causes, lads? preferably before the melbourne gp

Eres un hombre con bases

kill yourself
oh wait the skin cancer will kill you first

why would you want merc in it?
>look what wacky thing hamilton did today xd
>cucko wolff says ferrari are a threat for the 10th time
>bottas so irrelevant they only show the >copy james meme

if i'm inside from compulsion to vr porn i dont' think it will

every good series needs a villain we all hate, loathe and despise

because they'd get sued
they can only try and shame them into it really

>outsuing American jews
kek

vr porn makes me motion sick

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i envy you

Unpopular truth: Valtteri will beat Kimi this year.

In his final Merc season though.

Next season: ?

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Detractors not welcome to watch this video:

youtube.com/watch?v=lf9H1nNXS80

Stop posting the link! You're only supposed to ge that from the QR code on the can you fucking retard

Maybe Rari will go to Melbourne with the Horse logo instead of having the Winnow Mission

I recently finished this book.
Now I know all about 1994 and why Benetton didn't cheat.
Want a review?

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nobody cares

Ross does :3

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is it worth the price? good read?

Sure

fuck boss prawn

I think it's a very good read mostly. It goes well deep into the politics behind FIA decisions, why Benetton/Schumi was fast in 1994 and analyzes the alleged cheating.
I'm actually very impressed this first time author was able to interview many people from that time working in f1, including the refueller from that Hockenheim fire.
Photos were good too.

Not impressed by the spelling mistakes, the amount of pages (less than 200) and the price including with shipping which was 35 pounds for me.

fuck gross groan

tfw hate spelling errors
£30 here. it's a niche subject, so i can understand why.

I hate Yas Marina so goddamn much

I hate people who hate Yas Marina

I hate Tilkedromes so goddamn much

I really don't hate any circuit

I hate all circuits

I hate Monaco so goddamn much

I hate F1

I hate Australians

I hate tipping

I hate Mana and all F1 women

I hate Rich Energy

I hate internal combustion engines

I LOVE Carrie

I ate.

I ate.

I rate

iMate

Primate.

im late

reminder to report spam

This has gone too far and I want no further part in it.

based

Cup of tea would be amazing.

>Cup of pee would be amazing.

FTFY

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A woman who pisses beer would be the holy grail.
>provided she is not a bitch

>le run away from max man

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hot

Just discovered Supercars Classics on Foxtel. I’ll be busy for a bit.

the absolute state

Of carlos Sainz

1997 Calder Park first. Alan Jones still racing. Didn’t know he went this late.

>t. fapping to vintage Riana

>Finland test confirmed for 19/20 August. Track is ready
gimiring hype

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>Resurfaced
>"Guys we are leaving F1 :^)"

>be me
>be a young lad
>watched Alan Jones in the ATCC
>didn't know that he was actually not only a former F1 driver, but a WDC

tfw ignorant child

Murphy
Gardner
Seton
Skaife
Jones
Brock
Ingall
Perkins
Longhurst
Bowe

Is the current running order

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Triple 8 doing GT Asia

>Crack Supercars squad Triple Eight Race Engineering has announced that it will field a Mercedes in Blancpain GT World Challenge Asia.

>The Brisbane-based team will run all six rounds of the championship with a driver line-up consisting of Prince Jefri Ibrahim and LMP2 regular Jazeman Jaafar, while Supercars gun Shane van Gisbergen will join them for the Buriram, Suzuka and Yeongam races.

Wayne Gardner?

>with a driver line-up consisting of Prince Jefri Ibrahim

kek
Bet Roland's getting some fat $$$ for that one.

The very same

Greg Murphy wins on debut. Jones trying all race to pass Skaife. Dick Johnson turned on lap 1.

Race 2 under lights. Nice. Skaifey said everyone was punting each other out the back of the circuit where no one could see.

>Vittee

>Dick Johnson
That is a fantastic fucking name.

Post Ricci giving BottAss the finger after overtaking him after BottAss crashes into him

Who's gonna have a better tomorrow?

Fellow flips, is Formula 1: Drive to Survive available on flip Netflix?

yes

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Netflix doc is really good and only pathetic seethers would disagree.

>Red Bull is a great brand... for a drink
Based Abiteboul.

Race 3 Ingall just did some enforcing and shoved a Murphy off the track. Kek

Can't wait to see next year one to see:
>Kub yelling at Williams
>Kimi bieng kimi at AFLA
>Detractors GTFO REEEE

Not funny at all!

Very funny!

>constipation status: still

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Just drink some Sauerkrautsaft lad

Reality series are boring and annoying in general tbqh

Pint of water with a spoon of table salt. Works like a non-homo enema. Trust me, it'll get yer pipes flowin. Just do it when you can stay indoors for the rest of the day.

Try drinking a can of Organics by Red Bull.

I can vouch for this. I drank a one and it got rid of my constipation.

I'll do this
Cba going shop but thanks for suggesting
@91352041
Can't tell if detractor or based

Mfw Retardo will be exposed again

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Mfw Gasly will perfom better than Max Crashtappen and score more points/podiums

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I'll stop being a detractor if I see a can of Rich Energy at my local store.

Your local mudhut probably doesn't even sell Currywurst and yet you know that's real, your local shop doesn't sell kangaroos and you know they're real, etc. This is a shit argument you're just a lonely, desperate detractor in a Rich™ man's world, we can help you if you want but you have to comply

>mfw Max shits the bed so hard, he gets sent back to STR in exchange for Kvyat

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Daily reminder: If you can't find any Rich Energy can on your country store, It's because it's very requested and probably It's sold out

Why can't they produce enough to meet the demands though?

its a premium product
every pleb cant have it lol

It's because if they overproduce a lot of cans it would be harmful for the World care, we are ECO

The last time I drank an energy drink was one day back at university when I felt like falling asleep any second before the last lecture of the day.
I usually stay the fuck away from those sugar bombs.

But you can bet your ass the first time I see a Rich Energy can anywhere I'll buy and drink it just for the sake of F1 memes. There you have it.

t. detractor, stop asking so many questions
Based

>Gasly unexpextedly pulls a Ricci 2014

Basieren

reminder that 200mg caffeine tablets are unexposable

t. been awake for 96 hours

>Victoria Verstappen

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Hnnnnngggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Does Danny Ric still get to tap this even though he's not in a top team anymore?

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the h*lo can FUCK OFF

V6 turbo engines + their accompanying batteries can FUCK OFF

8 speed transmissions can FUCK OFF

Australians can FUCK OFF

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They should've allowed V4s alongside the V6s at least.

fuel flow limits can FUCK OFF

Lappi crashed
AFLA continues :D
Maybe too much ES epekka :DDD

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Who's that other slut?

Kirsty Gallacher

Wtf, timing shows Meeke being 1.5min faster than the rest of the field at the penultimate timing spot, then his stage time is half a minute ahead of the field
Wtffff

RR is prime autismo. Soundtrack good tho.

Fucking lucky Ogier

won't mean much when he sends it off a cliff though

True dat

vroomm vrooom

Wouldn't mind having a cheeky rump with Carl O' Sainz' sisters desu

are you positive about that?

It was the last sector
Is he trying to be the next gimi?

Based trips

Lots of magyars running posts

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I'm honorary sideways italy tbf

Nice post
Neeeeow/10

>200mg caffeine tablets
surely that's a deadly dose? a cigarette has like 8 mg? 200 mg will fuck you up.

>ywn have brunette hungaryan waifu

u wot? Cigs don't contain caffeine and they have like 0,6mg of nicotine

Pretty delusional lad gasly is a shitter

Soon

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What the fuck is this post

Reminder that in less than hour and a half moto gp qually kino starts

>Spic Cycle
Yikes, no thanks

wild lewis appears

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Why does his face look so hideous?

ummm....

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*loses*

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Goals to shrimps

>2-0 against Forest Green
>Macclesfield only drawing

Big result if it stays like this

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Lewis is based desu

I mixed caffeine and nicotine fug :D

You should into a dogdor :DDD

*comes to corner*
*is slow*
*falls over*

Formula 1 driver salaries in full

>Lewis Hamilton (Mercedes) £40,000,000
>Sebastian Vettel (Ferrari) £30,500,000
>Daniel Ricciardo (Renault) £26,500,000
>Max Verstappen (Red Bull) £10,000,000
>Valtteri Bottas (Mercedes) £6,500,000
>Kimi Raikkonen (Alfa Romeo) £3,500,000
>Nico Hulkenberg (Renault) £3,500,000
>Carlos Sainz (McLaren) £3,000,000
>Charles Leclerc (Ferrari) £2,500,000
>Sergio Perez (Racing Point) £2,500,000
>Romain Grosjean (Haas) £1,400,000
>Pierre Gasly (Red Bull) £1,000,000
>Lance Stroll (Racing Point) £900,000
>Kevin Magnussen (Haas) £900,000
>Robert Kubica (Williams) £430,000
>Daniil Kvyat (Toro Rosso) £230,000
>Lando Norris (McLaren) £200,000
>Antonio Giovinazzi (Alfa Romeo) £175,000
>George Russell (Williams) £140,000
>Alexander Albon (Toro Rosso) £130,000

Who was in the wrong here?

>Dan 26
>Amx 10

lmao Red Bull are cheap fucks

Wasn't Vettel supposed to get 40mil a year with his new contract?

aaaaaaaaaaa

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>Albon
>Getting paid at all

imagine believing this list.

>Charles Leclerc (Ferrari) £2,500,000
noice tbqh
>Robert Kubica (Williams) £430,000
>Sergio Perez (Racing Point) £2,500,000
>Kevin Magnussen (Haas) £900,000
>Lance Stroll (Racing Point) £900,000
should be listed at negative
especially Stroll

>not rating checo
Faggot

>Ducati is MISSIONWINNOW too
lel

F1 Rallycrossover ?

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Meeke is kill.
Led the rally for 1 hour :DDDDDD

Why would you rate le occasional podium man? I was mostly talking about sponsorship money they are bringing.
Magnussen shouldn't be anywhere near F1 or motorsport at all tho.

Kek
Lelnault paying that much for chockado

>Morecambe 8 points clear of relegation with 8 games left

Are they, dare I say it. Safe?

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just google not updating maps

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Great faps were had to this

and buffed, mirin the look

He knows he'll get HULK'D in the overall standings (without a podium for Hulk tho)

>3-0
unexposable

Even in a still image he manages to have the demeanor of a dickhead

>those eyebrows

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>excluding Bottas in 2014, not rating the only driver outside of the big 3 teams to have multiple podiums (5) in the hybrid era

Big business brain

Vegan pussy club btfo

He is Ocon tier at best.

>germany
>torrent

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Next op image @italy

Ocon is Perez teir at best

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twitter.com/f1broadcasting/status/1104427120288251904
>Potentially controversial opinion. But I enjoyed Amazon's Grand Prix Driver more than I'm enjoying Netflix's Drive to Survive. Don't get me wrong, the latter is still enjoyable to watch, but something isn't clicking for me

i didn't think of it, but now that he's mentioned it, i think he's right.

>having an entire episode focused on Romain Grosjean
What the fuck was Netflix thinking?

badly underrated

Mclaren finnaly can develop a car with Fernando's salary :DD

The netflix thing is just too American and they didn't make it logical. It would have been easy as fuck to make a 23 episode season (21 races + preseason + season aftermath) that highlights the storylines of each GP, but they decided to do it in a compketely ass backwards way.

you got a source for this?

>Daniel Ricciardo (Renault) £26,500,000
is this for real?

to be fair, it doesn't set out to be a proper season review, choosing to follow the stories of a few teams and drivers. coming at it from a "human interest" angle instead of what it means to compete in F1. just look at the corny title

now if Merc and Ferrari allowed access, maybe the end result might have been different

Ferrari hasn't won a title since 2007 and people wonder why nobody watches F1 anymore LMAO

>coming at it from a "human interest" angle of what it means to compete in F1 and its difficulties
fix'd

Why couldn't they focus on the LE HUMAN ELEMENT over the whole season?

Or rather make a proper, logical season out of it with LE HUMAN ELEMENT in it?

Renault's annual budget is probably about what... £180 million?

£26,500,000 for one driver is a really big chunk of that.

Hmm...

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maybe wanting to focus on one particular team/driver per episode + limited amount of episodes imposed by netflix, for starters

if it was GP by GP, you have 8-10 storylines you have to cover in each episode and that would inflate runtimes, especially if they are going to include behind-the-scenes stuff e.g. the Haas team dinner at Paul Ricard, in addition asking watchers to keep track 8-10+ storylines in their heads for the length of the season (remember, this series is also intended for general audiences to promote F1, so simpler is better hence the emotional focus of retelling the season)

It still baffles me that someone is willing to give Ricci a WDC-tier salary despite him being a glorified Bottas

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>Daniel Ricciardo (Renault) £26,500,000
>Nico Hulkenberg (Renault) £3,500,000

This can't be real, right?

Imagine Renault's faces when their car is not only shit but Ricci is beaten by Hulk. They wasted a bunch of money for nothing other than exposing their new driver.

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unirinically this.

Daily Mirror, so it's bound to be just completely made up

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hmmm

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I was surprised there was no Kubica segment fir the human interest bit desu lads.

he's good for (marketing)

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motorsport.com/f1/news/monster-hamilton-rossi-ride-swap/4349642/

>Monster wants to swap Hammo&Rossi's rides

BREAKING NEWS
>Kymiring has been paied by Rich Energy

>nearly all the British announcers and analysts pronounce the name "Leclair"
>Charles himself says "Leclerk"

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he was blatantly told to do it for the (((american))) audience.

>cant even pronounce his own name

ham should swap with a honda the yam are shit

To be fair that's how you pronounce it in Italian aswell, Monaco is weird when it comes to french

It's actually pronounced "Leclee"
t. pronounce-pro

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>I think you'll find that his name is really pronounced "Sharllz Lekleehhh"

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>Danyel Kuhveeyat

Know there are a few movie buffs in here. Just been invited out to see that new Marvel movie tomorrow & have no idea about them. What am I in for exactly?

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ABORT ABORT ABORT

Quite fitting, since he is the key to Ferrari's success

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just a bunch of generic kids' movies, nothing really interesting

>vryum brbrbrbr vryoom

Nothing different from any marvel movie

morbidelli is the closest thing to a black rider that motogp has ever had

Not only that but everyone calls him "Sharl" while he has said that it's pronounced Charles lmao

Sharl Lekle sounds better desu

>Lewis: "yeah a-and at what point does your teammate move over?"
>mexican looking driver guy gives him a weird look for half a second and continues to chat with engineers

this but with different songs

youtu.be/S0TeJKUYTxw

>Implying
youtube.com/watch?v=7vfqkvwW2fs

For me it's Charles L'Eclair because he's sweet and I'd like to have a bite

Well if things don't look good could always hit the cider & sleep it out. Got me through one of the newer Star Wars movies

Toot toot haha... :)

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garbage show

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>Black Panther won Best Score

Also wasn't that F1 theme made by a Marvel guy?

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Watching capeshit ever

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i was talking more about the pop songs in it

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who else here /tiredasfuck/

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Brian Tyler's done a lot of film scores

Yep, but most of the composer just do what the director tells them. Plus doing one ebin music doesn't make your other works good even thought Pirates of the Caribbean is nice.
Also
>Oscars

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Ah ok. Did anyone figure out just what exactly this has to do with F1 yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=mRfSM-lv55I

Fucking nothing except that they used F1 footage in their muaic video for no reason. It's a hilariously bad "music" piece to boot.

>tfw some kid left an unopened one of these in the home end

It's a very good day.

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Brian Tyler's discography goes to 1997 and EPIC MARVEL SO COOL CAPESHIT films are a really minor part of it.

it's certainly no "Elektrobank," that's for sure

youtu.be/L0dxByaPWhM

this

dramatising ericsons p11 at singapore was hilarious though

Oh man not seen them in ages. Which flavour? Remember the cola ones tasted very off for me when a kid. Still not as bad as Virgin Cola though desu

Also just remembered getting cans of this years after the movie had been out & it was always bundled with those tea cakes with the marshmallow in them just coloured green. I assume that corner shop just bought a shit load of surplus movie branded sweets

Helps if I actually link the cola in question

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how many rare bernies do you have?

Raspberry.

Also nicked some mixed berry flavoured energy gel with caffeine from their bench. Might need it for staying up to watch Formula mEme

Sanortep

More than 5 for sure

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based
t. fatties mad they could never compete

*honk*

>have some family in England
>they gonna come visit soon
>"You want something?"
>Ask for a can of Rich Energy

Will I ascend to heaven finally?

>Also nicked some mixed berry flavoured energy gel with caffeine from their bench

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PURGE /F1/ OF DEGENERACY WHEN

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Share some lad

based.

>off topic juice box shite

I also don't like detractors

Rossi monster > hammo monster

Biz idea: Lonkero monster to celebrate Bottas winning the WDC this year

give rally mexico stream pls`

Tell you what. Get a few of those Rich Energy cans for /f1/ & throw in some local Argentinian sweet stuff & I'll see what I can do about Las Malvinas ok

Can somebody explain what Mission Winnow is?
I read the website and it just seems like a shit ton of gibberish.
No conspiracy theories please

i could really go for a Mission Winnow break right now

Buttass needs to sponsored by ES, maybe then I will aupport him :D and the brand name is called Original, produced by Hartwall lemonade company. Lonkero is a general term for the type of drink

It is totally and absolutely not a marketing-campaign for cigarettes.

It is a general marketing ploy for PMI with which they try to better their public image. It has nothing to do with cigs and I'm not memeing when I say that.

But if it somehow was.
How does that even work as an advertisement?

>sponsor American Formula 1 team
>don't sell your product in America
why does Rich Energy mean by this?

Psychological

What the fuck is PMI and why would anybody care enough about it for them to spend millions of pounds on Ferrari and Ducati?

Philip Morris is pretty much synonymous with cigarettes

you mean
>don't sell your product

But it absolutely is not.
Any effect similar to advertisement and product-placement is totally incidental and not planned or wanted.

>only incidente

>Watching episode 4 of the F1 documentary on Netflix
>Red Bull have just announced they're dumping Renault for 2019
>Cyril Abiteboul and Christian Horner standing outside the press centre waiting for the team principal's press conference
>they can barely look at each other
>they awkwardly laugh while being forced to wait in the queue next to one another

Is there a word for feeling embarrassed on behalf of other people? 'Cos that's how this moment made me feel...

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Fremdschämen.

>We are Philip Morris International (PMI), a leading tobacco company, and we are committed to designing a smoke-free future.

Bless you lad

Literally never heard of him and I smoke

*dabs on /f1/'s hopes for the season about a week from now*

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i had to skip the hulkenberg bit with the children, i couldn't handle the embarrassment

also the haas principal seems like an asshole

Is it when you feel schämen for a fremds?

>Fremdschämen
Is this pronounced "fremd-shay-men" or "fremd-shah-men"?

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Go for the sound of Shay but don't use the Y

youtube.com/watch?v=tMSWpIKflrE&t=4m16s
Not even a full work week before it begins.

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Myötähäpeä

Fifteen minutes later in the documentary, and it's the team principal's press conference at Spa.

>Ricciardo has just announced he's leaving Red Bull for Renault
>again Christian and Cyril are stood in the queue outside the Friday press conference
>Cyril tries to make a joke "so Christian, now you need a new engine and a new driver"
>Horner doesn't laugh at all, just raises his eyebrows and angrily mutters "yes"
>uncomfortable silence

Man, I could never be a F1 team manager. I'd die from all the awkward situations.

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the virgin f1 capeshit intro
the chad JUST DRIVE
youtu.be/CnxiRt4qeM4

got any of his nazi sex party photos?

Should've asked the Falklands lad

fucking hell dude , spoiler that shit

>also the haas principal seems like an asshole
lel he shits on Grosjean so much

No but you might find around some with my friend right here in them

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Haas is based af

Thats mosley finntard

ate this bullshit music

hot

ate this

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you really believe our berny didn't take part in those?
you know nothing

eat THIS
*unzips dick*

youtu.be/xyOko2wsw60

LeCute is now on Youtube

also im back, whatd I miss
did you guys post fantasygp teams yet?

Gone since when?
Dickbum got exposed in F3 ASIA

>im back
>implying
got tired of using your American proxy?

first BOSSBERG and now LEGOAT

based

schoolboy and teacher role play fuelled by height difference

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those were my first two posts in Yea Forumssince the last post i made in /f1/ under this flag
january I think
spending my spring break home to lessen my chances of getting shot

BAHAMSBRO IS BACK!!1

FUCK YOU

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Ricciardo is still EXPOSED

There's a lot of close-up shots of "MISSION WINNOW" in that video

Will Leclerc get banned by Youtube for trying to advertise fags to kids?

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MISSION WINNAULT

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LADS WHAT THE FUCK THE DOG MELTED

@91358442

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You had the job to link the correct video
You failed

streamable.com/ossxs

I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE BOSS OF THIS CHAMPIONSHIP

That color correction tho

91358304
unzips ass you mean, poo boy.

>tfw someone reposts your shitpost
very based feeling

Mommy...

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Still hasn't had a boob job

>/f1/ the kind of general to maintain two threads simultaneously

>maintain
the other one was languishing in the back pages until your dumbass bumped it

She needs an ass and hip job if anything

>Schluchtenscheißer acknowledging an Anglo thread as official
The absolute mountain range of Austria

>why yes I've pre-ordered a Rokit phone

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t. turk nigger

I have NO idea who to take for my fantasygp team.

t. Unhealthy 0% bodyfat man

t. Ahmed Mahajjalama

Holy shit did anyone see the Lewis Tommy Hilfiger ad in YouTube, that boi has some moves(the big cringe)

K-Mag
Gimi
Max

Take Hamilton and Mercedes. Than take the better Williams and STR driver.

>russell
>kvyat
>sainz
>ferrari
>mercedes
>renault

this is the winning team

>not blocking YT ads

>Williams
Why?

*gropes your titty*

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It's on my tv lad

Cap Space. Either pick Kubica or Russell.

Bin the telly

>Someone starts filling my insta feed with essential oils bullshit
>Don't recognise the name immediately
>It's Santino Ferrucci's shitty girlfriend

Yeah that seems about right.

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>that hairline
oof

>rating the spastic sky f1 version that replaced "died a thousand times" with "lived a thousand lives"

it's a chad outro, not an intro

youtube.com/watch?v=YT4C644RHlA

no point picking williams desu.

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I wanna breed Molly Pettit

56

HE IS RISEN

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I wanna breed Carrie tbqhfamlam

Hit or miss, I guess Ric got exposed

it's a shoop anyway m8

>cornrows
YÍKÈS.

Because or in spite of ahe is a thot in the making?

backmarkers score good points if they finish and they're some DNFs in the race

You gotta break her in when she should become a Thot

Ahe - > she

Patricija is doing this thing

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She looks like the kind of girl who has shat cum to pay off a debt

Oi m8, loicense inspectar here

>Testfahrten

I'd test her farts if you catch my dorifto

williams won't though. they're starting from below zero in Australia. It's basically a 3-day test session for them.

So after watching drive to survive... Daniel Ricciardo, cringe or based?

I love that pig in the mini bathtub

unironically ultra cringe. along with claire williams. lawrence stroll made her look like a beta.

unexposable

Just braped lads

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Based
@91359526
Cringe

his nose is quite frankly of astonishing scale

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Watching drive to survive.....any gimi moments?

>no merc
>no rari
>gimi-moment
hmmnmnmn

no. ferrari and merc didn't want to be featured.

Guarantee you Merc didn't want to feature because rari refused to

>ve vant to fokus on ze championship because ve are ze underdogs

the jews

>beautiful cars
>beautiful team principal
>excellent sponsors and technical partners
>drivers dress appropriately for formal occasions
>team hates the media
>no cringe inducing """documentaries"""
>no pasty aspies playing "esports" on their behalf

why do you boys hate ferrari again? i'd undertand some reddit faggots but cmon

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I don't know any Inspectors with an accent from Eurotrash. Now get back before I flatten you like Dresden

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>'ate merc
>'ate lewis
>love gimi
>love rari
Simple as

>>no pasty aspies playing "esports" on their behalf

Just how many teams went in on the whole F1 eSports season? Never see it mentioned anyway for the amount of effort Liberty have thrown at it

>implying we cared about Dunkeldeutschland
Please take on Leipzig as you go

>dat man dere. er has hit de nail on de head.
>for sure ve are de underdogs dis season. i'll be suprised if wir vin a single grand prix.

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NEW time soon
>Recycle
or
>Proper NEW

New

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Do a new one exactly the same as the recycled one for maximum iq gain

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>for sure ve need an underdogs edition

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Proper new. I don't rate br*tish threads

kek.

I hated Ferrari in 00-06, but rated them ever since. 2007 was the most basedestest season in recent memory.

>not doing both and keeping them on page 1 until 500

recycle tho

Fucking totoposting

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MISSION
WINNEW

The black halo this year makes the car fugly.

Every team apart from Ferrari.

Could they fit a bear in one of the cars? Not for the races of course just for doing stuff like demo runs and PR events that the regular guys couldn't make it to

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Did anyone ever compile the off-season thread telemetry?

JUST

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Just wait until Friday so the stats will be complete

I'm part way through it.

I just keep getting busy with other stuff.

I unironically rate Netflix F1 documentary

I love them, even when I hate them.

you're just jealous because you can't pull it off.

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t. sainz fanboy

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off-season ain't over yet

You caught me red handed

Gimi is actually a bear in a humansuit.
It would explain his immense width

NEW

Mandatory reference

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>singing about scrotums
retardedly cringe

>sejustian
nice

Don't you talk bad about muh driven

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Why didnt ocon get a seat somewhere this season