/hoc/

Absolutely agree.fetisov is the Ken daneyko to federovs Scott niedermeyer

why arent we laughing at buffapoop more. they deserve it more than any other team

why? because they had some good luck at the beginning of the season?

>u wil b

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=jJRnNm_jhEs

so how fucked are the habs if they win their games at hand?

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the Wings in the 90s were better than the Wings in the 00s IMO
Back when Yzerman was young and they had the red army. That was such an exciting team to watch

...

honestly i consider them dead already

its not over till its over

how long does it take to get players like the teds just acquired to gel?

The 2002 Wings were the best team ever assembled

you would hope 10 games or so would do it, some trades have an immediate payoff but definitely not here

a lot of people say that but I liked the mid 90s team a lot more

Obviously going to have to agree with you. HOWEVER the mid-late 90s wings made me fall in love with hockey in a way I haven't felt since

the habs and teds do play each other at the end of the month. i reckon the teds get it together by then and get the spot

I don't blame you for liking the 90's team(s) more, I do too, to some extent. But they were at their very best at 02.

One thing I really liked was how different the 08 team was than the 02 team. Really made you appreciate lidstrom and holmstrom more. Plus I really liked Cleary and Franzen. Really sad to hear about Franzen lately but I think his wife is blowing shit out of proportion

Fucking Dan Cloutier

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To me the turning point was the Bertuzzi penalty shot. I was at home with my parents and we were all like "holy shit not this fuckin guy" crazy he still lives in Detroit and coaches kids hockey

youtube.com/watch?v=CyzUc2vC4JI

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Yeah, they went through a big change during those years.
What's the news on Franzen? Haven't heard anything lately

cte

youtube.com/watch?v=FM9GgEsa8k4

lel

yikes, that sucks big time :/

Nice piece, makes me think of a carnival for some reason.

we deserve it for still playing Niemi and for giving Price that contract. Hopefully the Preds give us a chance tonight as well but it's not looking good how we're declining.

I doubt they'll pull another cheeky resurgence just like last year. Tortellini isn't allowing them enough time to synergize with all his constant changes. The writing is on the wall. They should have cut their loses and traded Bob and bread for draft picks while they still had time. Even if they do make it in the playoffs they'll just get curb-stomped once again in the first round - continuing the embarrassing joke that the Jackets are the only active team to not make it past the first round. Even worse is they'll lose Bob, Bread, and most likely Duchene in the post season. Guaranteeing them out of the next year's playoffs.

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*looks down at you*

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even if we got into the playoffs, we'll be bringing the technically worst powerplay in the league with us. That has first round exit written all over it.

It sucks for sure. I hope hie and his vmfamily take solace in fact people get injured worse for a lot less than he made playing hockey and have a lot to show for it. I sure a guy like Joe Thornton of Marleau would trade places to be on the cup

at least we'll get a >teds elimination day

True, it beats getting paralyzed in some freak accident. It's a big prize to pay to win a cup though.
But who knows, they might find new ways to treat it in the future

Is ted even a real fucking guy? I posted as ted once so I wonder

ted literally posts his cock weekly

Not relevant enough

have you not seen his fat fingers, his dick, his shitty basement or whatever with his dirty ass pipes

Thanks for not pointing out my typos, you're always a classy poster. I'm smoking that McCarty McParty.

youtu.be/Py7bomPGLEE

No problem friendo. It's an internet forum, not a college essay. As long as it's understandable, it's good enough in my book.

Lel, never seen that clip before. He's a good boy, Darren.
I hop you'll have a great saturday!

Huomenta
God morgon
Morning

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fap then bed. gotta go watch hockey in 11 1/2 hours

You're a good boy

I'm a good boy.

You are a good boy

excuse me, just here to get 5 points via passing the puck and not scoring
im so selfless

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Imagine if he wasn't on a shit team

Is he the Finnish mcdavid?
Talent stuck in a dead franchise.

>aland
hello based

hi fren

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I am a good boy

Montembeault will carry the kitties to the playoffs now together with Barkov, just you wait and see

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If I was a pro I wouldn't mind playing hockey in Florida. Fuck it. That'd be my thought process. "Fuck it"

Thoughts on Finland-Estonia tunnel?

This some Dubai level powerfantasies

youtube.com/watch?v=zjOj8pb7EzE

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Finland-Estonia federation soon

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For me? It's digging hard into the ice and ripping it up with my inside edge. Why do you ask?

Make it happen, so I could be closer to Finland

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>boy

>imblying russia will tolerate a more united finland-estonia and not use their internet trolls to enflame tensions between finns and estonians in social media and bring green men to ida-virumaa

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oh no not some internet trolls, next thing you know they'll buy some facebook ads too
whe western world is at stake!

Publix subs on sale

store opens at 7 gonna head there now before the queue gets to be too much. feels good man

>pric8

>mc8lhinney

imagine unironically thinking that the carolina hurricanes would qualify for the two thousand and nineteen season playoffs

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>a line for grocery-store sandwiches at 7 in the morning
And you think this is a point of pride for the state?

have you not seen the team they're fighting against?

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they are fighting against the teds and pens dummy
habs never had a real sniff

should have realised a leaf wouldn't realise the importance of social media and the internet as one of the new areas of warfare against a country's populace via information warfare

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Shoo shoo finnish mutt

you leave åland alone, "little brother of usa"
youtube.com/watch?v=G7w4f5XkxmQ

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Aland is just Faroe, but dumber

proxy off carl-gustav

turpa kiinni matti :D

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>russia ever allowing one country to dominate the gulf of finland which is connected to st.petersburg
baaahahahahahhahaha

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>the absolute state of leastern pretenders

No matter who gets into the ploffs, they are getting dominated by bolts and islels

HEI HEI HEI

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islels have looked incredibly weak lately

>by bolts
He said nervously for the 6th straight year

True enough

That's the point, the leastern is so weak that the perennial underachievers are a shoe-in for CFs

Holy moly that video reeks of reddit.

Finland more like BTFOland

this desu
>muh leastern is so much better
>lgbtning get shut out by the mild
>hasb and relocanes get utterly btfo by based bestern teams

Just woke up and put dens upper belt

Boston will win the stanley cup

Florida

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boston/vegas scf where >we cement our legacy as blose 2.0. until they actually win it next year.

Uwot m8

>Boston

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'no'

I ain’t worried

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Stay scared m8

just woke up

>until they actually win it next year
thats not how it works mate

>blose
>win
uuhh

my gimmick

huomenta

Shit gimmick

thinking about remilitarising åland, lads

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Meth is a terrible drug

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Cringe and bluepilled

*nods respectfully towards you*

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Making sausage and taters for brekkers, who wants some?

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>6 hours till gaems
GAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYY

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My flow is getting pretty sick haven't cut it in over two months

>its fucking bing bings @ sabres
GAAAAAAAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What about the flow from your vagina?

finland is not scared to show his dick, fucking based

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Fuck you Åssland

Yes

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wcf in 7 hours

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>we want sure 2 points so we start Price against Ducks
Didn't see the game last night but surely they took the 2 easy points?

good games tonight gary

>smug posting when the ducks are the 5th worst team in the league
the franchise and its fans deserve to have a garbage team for the rest of eternity

SEETHING

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wait till they sign Duchene in the offseason

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>lel

Tabarnak non m8. They got their shit handed to them.

>La face de Price when

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I doubt that because they’d be retarded to do that

name one

Last chance boys

Corey Perry rules the earth. Bow, plebs.

Flyers/Isles
Now I will name a faggot: you

teds/pongs will have many memes

they smell like fish with acidic undertones and taste like rusty coins plus milk.
I find their bodies attractive, but vagina and female smell is Geiger-tier horrible

2006 was 13 years ago

>he doesn't munch box
Sad

grim

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>Carolina Hurricanes
soon to be
>Québec City Snowstorms

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1993 was 26 years ago

t. faggot

winter is almost over bois

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and? you dont see me bragging about a 26 year old cup win like a shmuck

>Construire son arena avant d'avoir un club.

Ottawa is going to lose their team sadly, the prophecy says so. Makes me sad that I won't be able to troll the villagers at the end of the 40 anymore.

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That's because it's been longer than that since >your team has won

thank god
t. finnish sunbelt

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t. beta virgin bitch

>this level of obsession with a gas station sandwich

This desu

t. Finnish caribbean

Not here

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2004 was 10 years ago

I want to FUCK a Finnish MILF

>winter
>almost over

Not in la belle province m9. I'm getting a foot of snow tomorrow.

2019 was 20 years ago

>hanging your hat on the fact the team was good over a decade ago
yikes

As long as the temperatures are above -5 C (41 F) i'm happy.

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This desu.
t. actual Finnish caribbean

Imagine in 20 years we'll be over 40 and we'll be looking back to these good old days

are those blini?

if these are considered the good old days when im 50, im going to off myself

WTF how come >literally-where? has a flag and QC doesn't?

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Planning to live past 50 is shit anyways. I'm going to OD on fentanyl the moment I feel my body is incapable of mountain biking/snowboarding.

Buckweat crepes, common in QC and francophone NB

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How much fucking time do you spend here?

Eat my ass dumb faggot laffer

>Québec
>Une nation

Nope, we're very much Canadians lad.

i have Yea Forums open around 14 hours every day

I'm from Turku so at the very least it's the Finnish Miami

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I got leukemia a couple of years ago and the first thing I tought was, well there is my ticket to get out of this world gracefully.

But turns out it's super easy to manage and I might live much longer than I'd like to.

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Anybody wanna fuck today?

>t. Complete ASS BLASTED frog

Good God man just stop

But then you'll miss all the new /hoc/ memes

whats your problem, frank

>i don't believe in our team at all so we'll start niemi against the stronger team and expect to lose
>but price will carry our tired ass on the second game of the back-to-back and we'll get two points against the weaker team
nice one clode

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ayoye je mangerais ca a matin

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Your future self will thank you if you stop pissing away your best years

>I'm from Turku
I was wondering what that smell was

literally how

When do your best years end?

ever considered following your own advice?

I don't spend 14 hours a day here you projecting faggot

can you post an example please

maybe you should

that doesnt mean you arent pissing away your best years

>I'm from Turku
my condolences. Suddenly the 1000 euros i lost don't feel like a big thing. Sometimes you really need to put things in perspective.

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Name and brown eyes indicate that she's a gypsy

goblina

shall be watching grassball games today

>75% of today's games are absolute trash

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thats a former miss scandinavia born in piikki

You have to be 18 to post here

It doesn't matter where she born. Gypsies live all over Finland.

Yes same town Artturi Lehkonen and Sami Salo are from

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still plenty of hockey games left lads

>jackets
>lgbtning
>canes
>caps
This is the jets sunbelt trip. Say what you want about DC being sunbelt or Ohio being the cutoff line, you're wrong if you don't believe this was their eastern conference sunbelt trip and Gary's a fucking idiot for scheduling one this late in the year unless he's intentionally trying to fuck with winnipeg (which he's done before so I totally expect it to be the case). Also I've developed a new scoring system.
Wins are 3 points. Out of conference wins are 2. Any OT win is 1 (no shootouts). Loss or OTL is 0

cute

And Finnish gypsies live all over Sweden. When I was a kid and went to after-school activity, we used to play floorball on the street and there were always a couple of grown up gypsies from Finland joining us. I thought most Finns were swarthy like them when I as at that age.

>9 AM
>only SHIT games tonight
>already positively fuming
Gonna be a long day

Your system stinks

watch the high school and college games
i've got motogp on rn

>The original Finnish Kale were Romanisael who came to Finland via Sweden after being deported from Sweden in the 17th century. The ancestors of Finish, Swedish and Norwegian Romani are English and Scottish Romani, who were deported from the kingdoms of Scotland and England.

Kek

Can the caps please fucking lose for once?

>Arizona still has a chance to make the playoffs
What did the western conference mean by this?

>peaking in january

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it's a race to the bottom
my team never peaks

even filthadephia has a chance to make the playoffs in the least

for me? r/nsfw_snapchat

I would heem every one of you slack jawed faggots with one hand tied behind my cock

>filthy
>having a chance

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You have to go back

Yotes are fucking based this year you ignorant cuck

Under NBA style seeding we'd get Vegas Trashville round 1

No they’re not

for you? probably r/futanari
but for me, r/doujinishi

>a team playing under .500 is based

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who is the andrew yang of the nhl?

My wang in your butt

pipe down sunbelt

Sounds terrible

1v8 is objectively superior

Yea everything else would be basically fucking shit too except maybe seeing Pens knockout the laffs

>yellow jackets

The Penguins are gay. the tables have turned now they're washingtons bitch. I simply can't stop yawning!

>only 1 of the top 3 teams in the east will have a chance at the ecf
what a retarded format.

Ahem....

FUCK FINLAND

>only one team wins the cup
What gives?

Women are gay and traps are not, Finland sucks

Caniac here, I missed last nights game due to my wife having her friend over and I have no cable in my cuckshed. What was the storm surge this time?

business idea, we put all the best match-ups in rounds 1 and 2 so you don't have to watch after early may

they brought out a punch of paint and gasoline and formed a smoke circle to pretend they were injuns from winnipeg
was damn funny desu

12 games today

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Canes fan here, got home late after watching the post game celebration and cut my dick off

DUDE thats so epic
is there a webm???

this sounds a lot more like something a trannypa fan would do

Habs fan here, my Filipino ladyboy was over last night balls deep in my bum so I missed the game, how’d we do?

we can all google the nhl schedule you attention whoring tripcuck

Wow thank god you made that stupid image that serves no purpose whatsoever and shows no skills to make yourself feel important you fucking faggot
*pulls out a knife*

youtube.com/watch?v=E1ISLtTktC4

Arizona will make it into the playoffs

i think you got the wrong video, that is an african american who looks like the former president of the united states

imagine not being able to catch memesota in the standings LOL

yeah, someone from winnipeg. i took it last time i was up there. glad we don't have that sort of problem down in the zoo

That is Obama out some respect on his name

Hoping to workout by 2 this afternoon so I can get drunk and listen to papa roach and pass out long before the time change which btw is fucking gay and stupid, just like using a trip or being a sunbelt fan or being a nigger or needing the schedule and news posted to ensure you can atleast pretend to know what you're talking about because you're a fat casual faggot
GO JETS GO

Has it occurred to you that we don’t have internet here in the Philippines? Check your privilege you racist shit fuck

Same desu

>all these reee posters so early in the morning

buzinez idea, change our anthem to america the beautiful

I didn't even know it was daylight savings FUCK

Hope Blumpf changes it to chants of white power

>following daylight (((savings)))

logistics idea
we ditch DST and move the yotes to the central

yang will win and save white america ironically enough.

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Business idea: move the senators to Saskatchewan

>imagine being a >jest fan

who suomi here

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Fund it
Sens to florida, kitties to Sask
t. Executive V.P of /hoc/ operations

HEY I GOT AN IDEA!
LET ME MAKE A RETARDED IMAGE THAT SERVES NO PURPOSE! BETTER MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ME SO I GET ALL THE CREDIT!!! I THINK ILL COPY NHL DOT COM STANDINGS BUT MAKE IT IN A RETARDED FORMAT SI EVERYONE KNOWS IM A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORING FAGGOT THAT DOES THINGS SOLELY FOR ATTENTION! BING BING WAHOOOOOO

who is this gook?

If Iqaluit gets a team I don’t know how the rest of the snowbelt will survive.

business idea, Schedule only shit games the first night, then the next night have too many good games so you can't possibly watch all of them, then the next night have literally no hockey on at all

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Fake and gay

WOW GREAT IDEA BRO
FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T GOOGLE THE STANDINGS
MAKE SURE YOU DO IT WITH A TRIPCODE ON SO EVERYONE KNOWS HOW COOL YOU ARE AND HOW YOU'RE CREATING CONTENT FOR /HOC/

The man who will give you 12000 NEET bucks a year

Churchill deserves an NHL team. White men need to reclaim the north

t.mad at a literal image

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why are all their hats from (((them))) ?

THANKS ILL WORK REALLY HARD TO MAKE SURE ITS REDUNDANT AS FUCKING POSSIBLE SO THAT IT WILL SERVE NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVER

trip back on you shitheap

Pretty based gary

>they keep giving me more attention
Have a (You)

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as long as I'm the only one getting the bucks, I'm fine with it

>everyone is him
I am the boogeyman of /hoc/

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Do not accept (You)s from trip faggots

>haha they called me a faggot when I acted like a faggot
>that's a win for me
>better check NHL dot com to see if the standings updated

>91354313
Oooh an actual (You). I think I just came a little

*unsheathes katana*
Leave the Tripfag to me.

First 5 people to give this post a (You) will get 2 free finnish (You)'s back. And no, I dont mean two in one post, I mean two separate posts with (You)'s!

Once in a lifetime deal, reminder first 5 people only win. You snooze, you lose.

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Are there really people that can't google the standings?

haloo haloo

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Omae wa mo shinderu

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@91354368
Do not (you) this fucking pyramid scheme

Filtered.

>ever leaving /hoc/
\_(ツ)_/¯ thanks for the victory

First the taters

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Put the trip back on retard

Bracket was clamouring for another poster the other night that if I remember correctly is an overweight homosexual anime-spammin neet sunbelter that doesn't actually like sports that aren't baseball

Sorry lads, looks like we didnt get enough replies for the (You) returns. I will not be returning the already donated (You)'s, tough luck for you.

>91354523
Classic Finland
What are you on about?

Hey did you see that one guy posted the NHL standings in an unorganized mess again? Do you think he's retarded?

Fuck off loser

You better pay out or I'll crush your skull

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finnish tricks are awful for the soul, beware the finn

Shut the fuck up

Sunbelters are almost always retarded.

Oh no he told me to fuck off and called me a loser what ever will I do???
Oh yeah keep posting
No

Imagine going to a hockey thread to show everyone your shitty art project and then having an emotional breakdown on a Saturday

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beware the beast finn, shun him, for he will make >your team a wasteland and >his too

I've never had much issue with anyone who posts here, but this bracket guy is one obvious faggot.

do we have a new Ki***rs?

Reminder that Winnipeg scored EIGHT (8) goals last night and that Laine accounted for NONE (0) of those.

Really need to poop can someone keep an eye on my taters?

Eden Prairie vs Edina 7pm prep45.com

Whatever happened to kippers?

doubt many will go or watch this game desu. the noon one should be fun though

I married her now she posts without a trip to teach our children how to read

...

Pooped, took a shower; then had to poop again.

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Our son posted this

lol poor kids SEETHING

Based Kippiepoo if you can hear this pls come back

post finns getting HEEMED
twitter.com/cjzero/status/1102025600326402048?lang=en

Secret mod that posts without a trip.

it's not just poor people or private school kids though, it's everyone but those fans. it'd be like watching chicago play pittsburgh in the final. nobody outside those two bases would care all that much.

Are you a grill?

success breeds jealousy

i'm thinking really based

Why are the Panthers promoting BLACKED?

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>roarcorps
cringe

Imagine watching other men play a game non casually. Pretty fucking gay desu.

imagine needing cheerleader thots to keep people's attention on the hockey game.
final solution to the sunbelt question?

that bracket queer is absolutely BOILING right now that nobody likes his shitty "OC"

>wah people don’t like me THEY MUST BE SEETHING

youtube.com/watch?v=--n_6BISoQ0

woah, i'm the last one who can cash in on this amazing offer!! i sure hope i won't get swindled by my finnish friend

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>91355124
That's literally what you look like to the other fifty people that come here every day

There's is nothing wrong with some good ass on ice

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>Posts

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imagine getting this upset about some shitty tripfag instead of just filtering or ignoring him lol

>youtu.be/gT-1L_WxYus
Fuck man. Wish I was a little spurdo again.

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Of bracketnon wasn’t a tripNIGGER I wouldn’t despise him.
FUCK your shit images

imagine samefagging on your phone to defend your tripniggery
embarassing

I dont get it either m8.
Yes you would

I truly fucking hate all of you

Idk he embodies everything wrong with tripfaggotry so it's ironically entertaining watching him get BTFO daily

Eat shit and die

Then leave?

>responding to yourself
a new low, even for a cucks fan tripfaggot

Based

Yup. This is the post right here.

Except I have never been btfo once on /hoc/
No u
>everyone is him
Love this meme

this
hope he never stops posting desu. we all need someone to kick around.

This, there's no one that would ever defend such intense faggotry. It's hilariously he started phone posting you's to himself

Leave my nuts in your mouth bitch

#metoo

*ahem*
FUCK TRIPCUNTS
FUCK THE ANAHEIM KEKS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS

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You get btfo every time you open your dumb squid mouth

Dont worry I won't m8
Suit yourself then
>91355376
Weak b8
Me and tampa bro are frens
>reeeeee

Thanks for violating the rules you sunbelt tranny faggot hope you get banned you don't know anything about hockey

fuck standings

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dude yeah you have. you're an unlikeable faggot with a fat wife that literally cucks you.

Business idea for NHL: sponsorship by Margaritaville. Every arena has a Margaritaville in the concourse. Every team has a different jimmy buffett goal song. Every arena serves Landshark Lager and has a host of Rum options. Every arena serves cheeseburger

Reminder bracketfag fucked his fat wife when she was underage

>wrong 3 times in one post
BTFOOOOOOOOO

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delete this.

leave the tripgod based bracket alone you raging retards

Based tranny

Go jump off a bridge dumb fucking weeb

It's all good m8. Not like theres hockey on. They dont have anything else to reee over.

Do you think his teammates get tired of this retard shit? Put your tongue away you fucking retarded ass mongoloid

Thingkin about ramen for lunch

Fuck off dipshit!

/hoc/ owns /cric/

Bracket is holy because just like the Leafs he is a dog we can kick, for all of eternity
Mashallah

>blots secure a playoff spot
It's not fair, bros. What did they do to get special treatment? I'm butt furious.

Kill yourself Sam but also kill bracketcuck

My pucks are dirty wtf I just put them in the dryer

Does home hardware sell sheet metal? I'm gonna do some really cool custom Winnipeg Jets work

why? they won't make it to the scf

>tfw it was off of a loss
It doesn’t feel right to me either

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>not putting them in the microwave

Fuck I just tried to eat a puck not my mouth tastes like SHIT. Fuck you Bettman.

No

How often do you think Sam's father beat him?

Uhhhh flamekeks?

They LOVE it

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Think I'm going to play some cowboy vidya until hockey starts

>le start off quick and burn out in March team
Gonna be funny to see Tampa run out of gas in ECF again.

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thinkin bout playing some diablo myself

We joked around like most people with healthy father/son relationships do. But never serious. We were talking last year and he said he wouldn't consider trying to fight me now. I'm what you'd call the quote unquote Pakc Leader

Tampa finna get BTFO like the 2006 red wings

*sprays haters*

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his atrocious play and peabrained decisionmaking are probably more tiring than his overactive mouthmuscle

So this is the power of growing up in a trailer

For me, it’s Cody Lane in the “Blue Room”

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>not eating a flavorful glowpuck

I NEVER GOT MY TWO FUCKING (You)s!!!!!!!! FINLAAANNNNDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the blue room?

91355750

>trusting finns when it comes to (You)
You deserve to be scammed

>91355750
POOK

Degenerate

fuck off dumbass.

kino

I got plenty today. Here's a few for (You)

An adult film

Caveat emptor

Sorry guys, got a business call and have to head out. Ill get to your (You)'s first thing monday morning.

FUCK YOU FUCKING KIKE

Business idea: go into business with Finland

Have you been scammed by a Finn lately?
You may be eligible for compensation!
Reply to this post now to apply! Don't wait, the Horde must be brought to justice.

About to eat some cereal

What kind lad

milk or no milk

what kind of cereal we talking about?

All I have to say is it better be Frankenberry

What kind of bowl are you eating from

Life vanilla
The fuck
See above

>trusting finns
You only have yourselves to blame.

Cereal is reddit

None of your business

Hot cereal = Yea Forums
Cold cereal (with or without milk) = r****t

>Life vanilla
you disgust me

Just woke up

to the jewish question I hope

You're a faggot

my gimmick

Don't think I'll be around much to shitpost with anyone today, but before I go (directly or indirectly) let me know if you need a (You) before I go. I have a bunch saved

based rambling

No as in waking up from sleep

I’m only going to give one (1) (You) the entire day

>every trip faggot (You) received is actually a -(You)
grim

@91356066
stfu you oxygen thief

For me it's the sweet taste of cinnamon toast crunch
7s beat 6s

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Guess how many fucks I give cocksucker

>tfw get to dab on Ted twice in one week

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Honey nut cheerios are clearly the superior cereal.

my absolute nigger

Faggot

for me it's raisin bran

>her
>she

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>fat autistic sunbelter casual "fan" also eats sugar cereal like a man child
It's exhausting to keep a running list of all the reasons I despise this fucking subhuman

7 eggs

cholesterol

eating 300 grams of sandwich meat straight from the packaging

Go Watford!

I forgot about this shit right here
>reee cereal
Lmao what a fag

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are you finnish me?

>no 10:00 saturday games
GARRRRRYYYY

How much is that in freedom units

Moron!

Based

0,666... lbs

>am I a more based version of you?
yes

Shall be going to the Italian market for cheese, olives and various salted hams

Business idea: hockey on dry ice

Business idea: the cricket guy

Business idea: /nhl/

business idea; put live sharks under the ice surface

you have good taste, burger bro

bona petité

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NOT JAN MICHAEL VINCENT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was so drunk last night my head was spinning so I had to force my self to throw up, I landed up yacking all over the floor of my bathroom

What are you queefing about babe?

based

Amateur

He died

this is a website for users 18+

business idea: business idea

shant fund

business idea: segregated posting times for different flags

finns can only post 00-08h on sunday morning

"No."

grab me some of these please

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business idea: sticks are now optional

those are probably delicious but holy fuck how unappetizing.

yeah they aren't pretty, but tasty af

Absolutely shall I fucking love those.

>no hockey yet
why

90 minutes fren

Its a miracle for Cathedral

F
Airwolf is a classic

>rags

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Nashville is a Chad only zone

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nobody likes hockey in nashville

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gonna heem it

6
new thread time get in lads & chads welcome no loser finns who will resign first sign of trouble

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I might kill you.

early; shant

>91357719
why

posting in a finnished thread

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Fuck off

lets go sharkies

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>91357834
you sound mad. entire government collapse overnight or something?

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Go be a massive faggot somewhere else.

>American making fun of anyone else's government
Loving every laugh

even his mannequin looks depressed lol

new

>91357948
ev eryone else means finland

new bread

...

>6 /hoc/s