/LigaMX/

Clásico Regio 118 Edition #2
>Good Viernes Botanero, Santos choked and Chemos liguilla now
>Gignac to lose el clásico, nigga going full Menez now
>More "Día" Internacional De La Mujer, because one day isn't enough
>THE MADMAN: Pelagatos Higuera literally trolling chiva-hermanos on twitter
>Clásico Regio won't have caravans of fans to avoid violence
>Referees use whatsapp to manage VAR kek
>LEAKED: new black jersey of Mexico NT
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first for /LaMáquina/

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Week-10 after Viernes Botanero than is getting better Friday to Friday. Sábado de Pelotas ft. REGIO-REGIO, REGIO-RANCH: Rayados vs Tigres

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AscensoMX aka just promote Atlétic con Indios already

fucking early posters

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can I get that azuldab alone pls?

reportensen rasa

need's more qt's

Imagegay dabbed on yet again

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CHADcano aqui

shit edition

QUE CHINGE A SU PUTA BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE EL AMIERDICA

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AzcapoAsalto ici

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What did he mean by this

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I'll share the hole collection, fuck it.
mega.nz/#F!w8wlzArB!DH_HB1vcvHVAUf0G_MLLmA

when in Rome

Mata-viejas Juarense here

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SE LA COOOOMEEEEE
PABLITO SE LA COOOOMEEEE
PABLITO SE LA COOOOMEEEE
PABLITO SE LA COOOOMEEEE

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for me it's Santos

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basado y GIMPastillado

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CAYESE PUTO CAUTEGAY y deja en paz a mi primo Elías, pinche joto.

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>that is mine, papi

T-thanks, but I use PS, Paint and PowerPoint kek, I suppose i'm gonna give a chance to GIMP, will finish all the stinky wojaks too, probably next week.

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Get on Tigres level, they do it during the game.

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keep it alive

I'll make /LigaMX/ great again, as soon as regios has had their turn.

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as alive as chemos dabbing on chanclas

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>just promote Atletic con Indios
Never

This. We need FC Juarez in Máximo Circuito, a new age of Norti teams, with real GRANDES ones, Bravos & Santos.

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>Juarez
>Maximo Circuito
Forget it dude, they are not gonna be promoted because they are cold chested, just like Leon when he was in AscensoMx

JUST TAKE ME BACK

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fucking BASED

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Yeah, I remember when Santos used to win titles with offside goals.

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CAYESE JOTO

laguna.multimedios.com/deportes/liga-mx/con-el-var-no-existiria-la-cuchillada-de-brizio-al-necaxa
>Multimedios Edición Laguna
>shits on Santos
kek

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fuck them

Only one team that matters, Rayados, güey.

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*Siéntate aquí y talk with me about the Rayados, user*

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>Adam Sandler & Red Schneider
shit fans

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>not a full kit wank concert

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>tfw he ended up being a nationalist like chivas
it all makes sense now
also
>shitlangos will never get a based legend like this wearing their kit
feels good man

Rod's wife: ig/iampatriciamaya
>2007
>in Mexico to promote Big Stand movie
>assist to Guerra de Chistes
>Paty was Producer by the time
>they meet during the show
>promotion campain ends up
>by the next time Rob is in Mexico, propuse to her
>she goes to live with him in USA
>turns Rob a complete tigay
>spreads the passion along his actor friends
>Guerra de Chistes goes downhill
>Radamés beat the shit up from La Wanders

and another boomer took one of our qt's, I remember La Wanders in that that show making Rob say to her in front of Radamés "te quieres casar conmigo?" he did but not knowing what it meant kek

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The younger girl is not his btw

b-b-b-but americans dont care about the soccer

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it's Tuca's

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>YIÑÁ'ED

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kek

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Based

I just want to say I think it's really neat your college teams can go pro :3
I wish my alma mater could.

instagram.com/p/BXmHdsPh1jU
I would love to taste her jamón, if you know what I mean

His "fanaticism" is so cringe
And more cringe are the dumbass Titeres fans who wear this C-list celebrity's fake allegiance to Tigays as some sort of badge of honor. This guy is a complete joke in Hollywood.

Yeah, thanks, we proud of our students. What college are you from?

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>Guerra de Chistes
I miss the old GdC ;_; when random people could just call to the show and tell their jokes.

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>I remember La Wanders in that that show making Rob say to her in front of Radamés "te quieres casar conmigo?"
Yeah pic related was the exact moment.

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I think he seeks for public than likes this "Japanesse reacts to mexican food" kind of shit.

mañana es SÁBADO y me rasco las PELOTAS

You know Schneider's wife is cucking him with the Tigres players. He should order a DNA test on the kids.

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Buenos dias, puñetas.

based

ESTE VERANO

Did you say... full kit?

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Got to be honest mexibros, downloading Club de Cuervos but I'm not expecting jack shit from it because the sound of it in the first season seems cringy.

*Which country en la America Latina has the best sounding Spanish dialect?*

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Brazil

Sauce of the pic?

french guayana

How does /ligamx/ rate Esquerdinha from Oaxaca Alebrijes?

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T H I C C

It’s pretty funny, the matches are maybe one minute long so don’t expect much there but overall I really liked the show.
>also it’s full of chicas del norti

San Francisco Culhuacan chad here

The only ones I rate from Alebrijes are the two Iraq refugees. Real Bomba transfers

(((Sandler)))

Tejano now in Kansas City aquí famalam

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>Not grabbing a teammates Dick for maximum Bro bonding

What are you, faggots?

Jealous imagebro?

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>tfw no mexibro to grab his cock in a friendly but fierce way
Pic unrelated, of course, just felt like posting it.

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>those hands

el goblino

Feels good being a MestizCHAD tbqh :-D That white (yellow) pale skin of yours isn’t fooling anybody. Blanquitos still think you’re a spic.

What did you get for Clásico Regio tonight?

Carnita asada y frijoles charros compa

Envious right now tbqh

how many regios will die?

Do you need something, Imagebro?

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JapaCHIcanos edition when?
youtube.com/watch?v=r8bMLcCxxAA

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All of them, eventually. Also checked.

not cum, not jealous

she looks better than real cholas

Warming up.
youtube.com/watch?v=nAS9mtDlV-c

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O B S E S S E D

Checked.

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CHAVA REYES VETE A LA VERGA

Unironically, will we win the Gold Cup?

Feels like our team is strangely on a way better shape than the US one. Not even counting the rest

>tfw we have /CopaOro/ this year to discuss ticos cogendo a la gordis

US is hosting (again) most of the tournament because conCACAf will try anything to benefit the USMNT.

we need another final regia

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I played American football, there was a dude that pulled His Dick out in the hudle from Time to time to give us a hearthy laugh specially during a close match

Organized sport Is chokefull of borderline homosexual behavior

It's just banter la.

Weeb mariachi
youtube.com/watch?v=ZoyMVxuvZi0

Is el clásico nacional still relevant? Or is it just overinflated by telerisa and pochovision?

Yeah, Still it involved lots of faggotry, brought a chick to the training ? Someone would approach you from the back and hug you from the waist kiss you in the neck and say "i missed you Honey" just to see how would the girl react, fell asleep first at the bus ? Prepare for seeing pics with someone putting His Dick on your face hopefully you sleep with your mouth closed, also hazing would always envolve some form of nudity

Good times

It Will always be relevant even when one or both teams arent in their best moment, thats how clásicos work, dosent matter what a shitty season they are having a cowboys vs Redskins Will always draw attention

Costa Rica gets some games as well

nigga, i think you got raped

I think your compas went past the banter point.

hola putos

who /LIGAMEXICANA/ here?

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XOLOS X PACHUCA or the other way around, couldn't care less
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Yeah, you definitely got molested compa.

>gets sexually assaulted
>"j-just banter l-la"

Looks like Ephialtes

No fucking way. Did they ever make these past the first gen. of PlayStation?

Probably just WE2000 mods.

you know at the start of the tournament I thought Pareja was just gonna be another shitty foreign coach that was gonna worsen our descent %, but bou came back, nahuelpan is the best striker we've had since Caraglio, and now we're on the upper end of the table playing alright, feels good man. Still a long way to go to reach the level of our GOAT championship team.

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Curses to be broken today

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N-no we all did it, Is the TV right and all football players are rapist on pads?

or not.

PACHUCA_Vs_TIJUANA
PACHUCA_Vs_TIJUANA
PACHUCA_Vs_TIJUANA

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Our handegg players rape women in college is all. College coaches basically coerce (with money or fixed grades) young female students to become prostitutes so that high school recruits will choose to go to that particular school. 5 years after a roastie graduates and can’t find work because of her meme degree, she’ll come out to the media blaming a coach for coercing females to sleep with athletes. Recently Baylor University in Texas and local police covered up a big rape/prostitution program the coaches set up. The head coach got fired and a few handeggs niggs got arrested. Rip related was probably going to be drafted in the top 10 but he never got drafted because he might have been a serial rapist.

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>America-Puebla in 2 hours

Yeah, probably gonna get a burger from the stand close home by the time.

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wtf
for me, it's La Invasora

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i played lard collide when i live in el norti and its one thing to say gay shit or even taking your dick out for banter but actually putting your hands or dick on someone is actually gay breh sorry

O hey i remeber that giganigga , he liked to go to the coin toss shwoing off his abs and shit, didnt know he was also a rapist , well maybe he can play at the mexican league

>mfw no Liga MX Femenil qt with shredded pancita

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>game not on tv
>google it
>already 2-0 in first 20min

i didnt wanna watch that shit anyways

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I'm always waiting for something like this old Toluca vs Estudiantes Tecos game I saw once, where Toluca was up 4-0 at the half and the game ended 4-4

Handegg is degenerate as fuck compa. Rape and beating women is very very common.

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>roasties getting btfo
>degenerate

>45 minutes of the first half, 0-0
>game ends at 5-4

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Weekly reminder than Tigres are cucks

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Whats with handegg and degeneracy? And people cant just say "NIGGERS" , basketball dosent have this issues

>basketball dosent have this issues
You now remember Kobe rape scandal.

Me in the back, the one with the blue hair

Sprint with the qts in shit ads.

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based

9999 regios will die tonight.
Checked

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>the absolute state of directv on my stream

QUÉ CHINGUE A SU PUTA BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE EL AMERICA ;^)

No te compares.

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>xolos
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What the hell was that, there was NO ONE in their box

>Guillermo Hoyos is no longer Atlas' DT
Who the fuck was him anyway?

horrible defending by Xolols

NUNCA LO VAS A SUPERAR

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Lord, have mercy.

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I just noticed Nike sells Pumas and América jerseys in Brazil. Thinking of getting one tbqh.

Is Victor Guzmán the new Pizarro? Liga MemeX /life longs/

Any other picks?

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>betting
Money better spent en la tiendita, con unos chocotorros y sabritas

Unless you win. Give me your picks and I'll cashapp you half

I won't take responsibilty for your money losses, sorry. Get a pizza with the money instead.
>ywn have a pizza with your /LigaMX/ compas while watching a shit game on TV

It's only a dollar,not my mortgage

Exactly my picks though. I wouldn't trust Chivas but it's against Memétaro and they are so fucking shit.

>this kills the pinguinos
twitter.com/mediotiempo/status/1104540709409996800

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Anyone know where to stream? My cable box is still down bc Comcast....

rojadirecta.me
rojadirectatv.tv

I feel the same way

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use my picks breh

Thank you brasilbro

Y vamos Rayados güey!!

More ded Tigays by the end of the night bro ;^)

There were arrests already, check twitter.

Crazy picks! Good luck bro

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Rayados

Will do m8

more like
>Gayados

We better get a chimp out

LOL based

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"Pony" Ruiz, the eternal GOAT

you better deliver

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>the fatty running
kek

A L I N E A C I O N E S

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Should have seen how he stomped that cucks head lol

let's do this!

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AMERICA_vs_PUEBLA
AMERICA_vs_PUEBLA
AMERICA_vs_PUEBLA

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>finally got *THAT* güera gorda gf


feels good brehs

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>nahuel

MONTERREY_vs_TIGRES
MONTERREY_vs_TIGRES
MONTERREY_vs_TIGRES

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Good for you breh, how long have you been working on her?

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I'm with you!

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WHAT THE FUCK VARGAS, all you needed to do is tap the shit in kek

Post pics

>vergas

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>amierdica

ES ROJA

>MICO Castillo

*sigh*

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ROJA
O
J
A

>(((classico))) regio
another semen slurper

EL BAR SINSON

>amierdica being baiked out by VAR once again
ameriCACA VAR (Van A Robar)

>Menez drinking all the water already
just sent him to Cancún with Atlante

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El clásico empate a 0.

What did you say?

no fat gypsie no goals

>shitgres

The regio jews are back.

PUTO GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i don’t even like Monterrey

> 2 games on
>featuring the 3 teams that spend the most and have the "best" players
>they're both semen slurping games
Why are these teams so shit even when they spend so much? At least in yurop the teams that spend the most dominate their leagues easily.

SEÑORES YO S.O.Y RAYADO Y TENGO AGUANTE ;^)

Was talking about amierdica's.

>tigays
Damn that was fucking humiliating

Argentina is playing the wrong Funes Mori for years now.

GOLAZO

Probably Costa Rica. Definitely not the subhuman sudaca favelas

ERA ROJA

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>ay ay me rompio la pierna

>el """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""titan"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>get scored against
>chimp out and kill players
Fucking disgusting

Tengo ganas de una panochita bien apestosa y peludita.

>ref let him go without even talking to him a 'no haga eso compa'

FUNES MORI TO NT WHEN?

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>tfw this year tigays blows their load early in the tournament

The fucking state of Tigres

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(((theyre))) back

We never left m8.

We've been here m8

blurry them

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>guido rodriguez
>is argentinian
>argies are descended from italians
>guido
kek

not talking about you smelly shitcanos. im talking about the montejoos in the crowd

The guy from Tecate audio was supposed to be dead after being tortured in Narcos: México, what the fuck.

>cuckstillo diving already
Can't believe they're paying this nigga as much as yiñac, when he's nowhere near his level.

>cant beat the mighty pooebla
>at fuckin AZTECA
Y EL BI?

AGUANTE

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Why are they playing in Cruz Azul's stadium?

They're breddy cool joos t.b.h m8

>equipo """"""""""grande""""""""""
Empty stadium
>equipos chicos
Full stadium

Really makes me think desu.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

En el defe los criados son americanistas t.b.h. m8 no tienen dinero para comer, mucho menos para asistir juegos.

>(((shitcanos)))

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¡LLAMA AHORA!

Not my fault you're an edgy autist who can't talk to people at games.

the results of banning abortions

She qt

Ikr that's why you're posting here

;_;

>still thinks that argument will work

This, based judeus

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Imagine the stinky Regio pedos they make in bed after eating too much asada

Pics. Wholesome pics. Nothing lewd.

L-lewd

ORANGE VANILLA COKE~~~~

She's probably not going to look good naked

Gib punchline pl0x

Quien es?

*stares in your path*

is the America game any good?

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Baste

Filename retard also forgot pic

QUE CHINGUE SU REPUTA MADRE EL AMERICACA

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Gignac probably wants to kill himself rn.

chicanos defending zogs makes perfect sense tbqh

>Cuando vives en la frontera y nadie nunca te creera de que no eres shitcano por culpa de una banderita en un foro de imagenes de caricaturas chinas

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post ine

We memed Rob Schneider into the broadcast conversation. Fox Sports lurks the /ligaMGTOW/ general.

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*teleports behind you*

*unsheathes katana*

Heh nothing personnel kid

>ywn live in the border of two countries and get bombarded by TV and radio stations from both countries
I want to die, lads. It's crippling as fuck.

Are you still getting venezuelANO refugees in your cunt m8?

>marSHITsin

Have no idea, I have yet to see one in the streets but I'm so fucking far away from that border they'd need some money to get here.

>mfw no obedient malnourished Venezuelan refugee qt to make me arepas

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You are probably thinking about Colombianas, and we don't get those. Venezuelanas are the subhuman kind, while Colombianas are the qt ones.

>that huge fucking patch of grass
Embarrassing

>tfw all the chicanos ITT are prietos
Guess I'm the only CHADcano

>henry doesn't get to play
>memez started
QUE CHINGE SU PUTA MADRE EL PIOJO

It's been a year since they bought him as a BOMBA, it was about time he started a game

Thanks for spoonfeeding me fgt

>Valencia-sempai, press [X] to pass!

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Who /caguama/ here

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#PIOJOOUT

>no cawamas available in your country
It hurts, méxibros

#FUERAPIOJO

>just brough my dinner
>refresh and read this first

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>slipping to poobla
kek, never change americuck

>this is what regios call a "clasico"

Basketball is the house nigga sport, football for real niggas. Also it turns out concussions aren't good for mental health especially if you're already a testosterone charged aggressive hood nig

Pinche albañil

who /TacosDeCarneMolida/ here?


would love a caguama, but just coke here

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TraPITO hijo de la verga

;^(

Want.

Apologize.

>omaromero

>traPITO pulling a nahuelada
>brainlet regios parking the bus and getting btfo

every time

>tfw cardOXXO might be #OUT by the end of next week
On the one hand I'd hate to lose to ameriCACA twice but getting rid of cardOXXO might just be worth it desu.

Fucked ng maromero

Fue un golalazo.
De Barovero, por supuesto.

Why can't we ever have a good keeper, fuck get rid of barovero and bring in jurado.

>handles ball

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>spend millions on merc sudacas to have one of the most stacked offenses in the continent
>score once
>immediately park the bus

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Not so fast

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>Not knowing the intricacies of tucaball
PLEB

#PIOJOALASELECCION

>its a lets get out of here with a tie episode

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GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL GOOOOOOL GOOOOL GOOOOOL

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>have the most stacked teams in the league
>can barely score 1 (ONE) goal
How do we fix these shit teams lads?

AMERICA CARAJO

america taking care of powerful puebla

>last minute goal against 10 man POOebla
Jajajajajjajajajaj El ameriCACA señores

equipos caca

The same way you could fix Real Madrid: remove VAR.

>Salcedo con autogol
Imagine the memes.

>regiolards died for this

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>clasico ranchero

Going to listen to some La Mejor to sleep now. Toluca wins tonight.

what time does that THOT come on?

>chelis towers over piojo
>tfw just niw realized piojo is a manlet
This explains everything, his chimpouts, his ego, his massive inferiority complex.

*park the bus*

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Which thot? Adela is pure, not a thot. Weekdays 4pm in whatever Hermosillo timezone is in.

I'm fucking serious m8, these so called "stacked" teams play like shit, meanwhile teams like meon are playing great while having a much weaker squad.

does she upload her show after they air? i want to hear her voice

>teams like meon
Leon is easily the most well-tuned team this Clausura.

rude, i'm actually a mailman

NO ERA GOL

I don't think so, but her shows are boring as fuck anyway. I honestly have no idea what the fuck she does in Televisa in the mornings, since her radio show is just reading media news and giving prizes to listeners.

>pls don't shot me

Remember the good old days when postal workers went postal and where the ones doing the mass shootings in the US?

[memebox]shes a THOT[/memebox]

that's because they have Nachito

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>a mailman
based, send me a nintendo switch by mistake pls, I ain't paying shit to nintendo

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We know, bitch just had a nose surgery so she looks even more like a thot.

>ywn watch beisbol in Foro Sol
Feels bad.

what did he mean by this

NECAXA_vs_TOLUCA(now a city with Lavolpe)
NECAXA_vs_TOLUCA(now a city with Lavolpe)
NECAXA_vs_TOLUCA(now a city with Lavolpe)

in.xrivonet.info/21c.html

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Will Based LaVolpe win today?

You must be a manlet yourself if you just realized he's a turbo manlet

QUERÉTARO_vs_CHIVAS
QUERÉTARO_vs_CHIVAS
QUERÉTARO_vs_CHIVAS

in.xrivonet.info/32i.html

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I've never senn him irl m8, and whenever I saw him on tv he was usually sitting down, tho I don't really give a fuck about him to look him up or watch his shows desu, which is probably why I never noticed.

of course, my boluhorse

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>trips
FUCKING CONFIRMED BASED LA VOLPE

>Novaretti

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me canso ganso #GrandeConLaVolpe

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Buenas noches mi compas

>queretaro dabbing on chivas
This is fucking embarrassing #CARDOZOFUERA

Shut up monkey

good night bro, keep the morning bumps pls, have here, the last beer of the stadium~

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Ya vete a la verga pinche mono sidoso

do not bully the huebro

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Su ""lechita"" y a dormir pinche marica

Based

>do not bully my cum eating compa
Fucking faggots needs to be burned alive

Queretaro's stadium is unironically better looking than Chivas'.

This but ironically

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kek

kuk

>watched AME's game
>thought rayados won
kek, el pingüinazo señores

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>kekito
kek

>KEKito

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>sausage fingers
>lady nails
I'm sorry about your genetics, friend

>tfw no Saraperos gf to beat her shit up

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>necaca
>tolucaca
>lavolpendejo
>chivass
>vucetich wasting his time with cuckretaro.
Think I’ll call it a night lads.

based macho chad

When will they learn

who /chivadecorazon/ here

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I'll never watch them again as long as HIGUERA (PUTO), JORGE VERGA, and CARDOXXO are in charge

Here and fuck cardozo.

Based but there's no way you'll keep that forever. El pelagatos will buy the team from the cuck.

lol

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>>necaca
>>tolucaca
>>lavolpendejo

>Higuera jr with Leaño
Looks like cardOXXO's days are numbered lads.

It's really not that hard to keep it up
There's no motivation to devote 2 hours of my busy life every weekend to watch a shit club with shit management

>Onmilife going down in the market
>Higuera appears to save the ship
>fucks Chivas up and takes the money
>keep both companies alive
>finds Almeyda
>somehow manage to win one league and some shit cups
>justify no more transfers
>bring a cheaper coach
>shit transfers
>no more liguilla since clausura 2017
>Chivas lose price
>Pelagatos Higuera trying to sell Zacatepec
>gets in charge of all Chivas
>brings his investor friends
>makes them buy Chivas
>Vergara dies
>Amauri poor as fuck
>brings Vergara's exwife back

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>Necaxa 1-1 Toluca

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How is Richi Lavolpe doing?

>Dorados winning
noice

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The meme magic is still alive

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He's tied, but at least he's unlocked gigliotti.

>t. prieto meco 142 cm in denial

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>Aquí Y Ahora ad

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>mfw some butthurt soccer analysts actually said cardoxxo's chivas played better than almeyda's chivas did at any point.

He's not totally wrong, Chivas plays more beautiful but totally ineffective, Almemeyda played awful but won

ERA

>KEKo

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I can't believe how much they suck.

If ameriCACA doesn't BTFO this chivASS next week then they should honestly neck themselves.

Well lad after today I'll be joining you, I'm done with this shit team until Higuera (PUTO) fucks off, I won't be watching any of their matches from now on and won't buy any of their shit.

0-0

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>Chivas plays more beautiful
Are you serious?

No problem, Piojo dabbed on Mourinho's Man.U

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Hopefully America Dabs on us so Cardozo can fuck off. Based Michel leaño will save us

they play worse now, Almeyda's football flowed
CardOXXO has no fucking clue about any of the tactical side of the game, his plan is just to rush the box with shit crosses and long balls we have no midfield at all under Cardoshit

>Almeyda's football flowed
That's why they weren't in liguilla for a whole year.

Only God can save Chivas at this point.

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That's besides the point
There were other factors to consider like the players being unhappy.
Focus on your CACAtepec team, Higuera

You chillas are so delusional, that's why your shit team won't get any better.

Only Domingo Campechano left.

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San Luis killing it.

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At this point who cares if they get better honestly, I'm not a chilangocel whose shit existence revolves around futbol

>hurr derp imagegay and hue are boyfriends
>the same of CHIcano and mexianon fighting

wew you're the only ones getting a room here, don't worry, none is gonna judge you

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REMINDER IMAGE BRO ES UN JOTO

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I'm not against Mexianons
In fact, I love you guys
But I HATE SHITlangos

Looks like this mexianon from the tocho threads haven't post :(

cayese puto
but why? w-we SHITlan... I mean, SHITlangos aren't that bad

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>i-i dont even c-care

every time kek

theres literally no chilangos itt faggot
everyone here is provinciafags
keep yelling at the sky tho shitcano

t. chilango

> Que guapas las de Monterrey que feas las chilangas y mas las de América

who are you quoting

When will pumas dejar de valer pito?

based

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The youtube comments from the video I was watching.

never, they died when HuGol leave.

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post video retard

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>tfw no fuzzy buchona gf

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It's just the fucking highlights from today's game dumbass youtube.com/watch?v=AbU2jfa1UkY
> Cuando hay helicopteros para el futbol pero no para los narcos :'v
> El mejor clásico es el peninsular los poderosos venados de yuc. V.s atlante
> Mientras los regios se pelean por el primer lugar los chilangos pelean en la media tabla...

brah imagine her butthole brah wew

why would you even hire maradona as a manager...

RADIO, LIVE TRANSMISSION
RADIO, LIVE TRANSMISSION

LISTEN TO THE SILENCE, LET IT RING ON
EYES, DARK GREY LENSES FRIGHTENED OF THE SUN
WE WOULD HAVE A FINE TIME LIVING IN THE NIGHT
LEFT TO BLIND DESTRUCTION, WAITING FOR OUR SIGHT

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uffff

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unironically, rating, last year they reached grand final

memes

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Publicity. And the memes were pretty fun

this

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This warewolf has harrier arms than me

same breh

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where's Polandbro?

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Guacala
Lástima, no está tan fea la morra

and where's my /pancita/ bro?

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sauce

youtube.com/watch?v=Kx3EqNYQklg

>horario de verano

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Is this the plot for the next chivaas movie?

MORNING BUMP

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Another MORNING BUMP

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Surviving Liverpool posting.

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>tfw gonna calentar my left over borito di asara for breakfast
poor SHITlangos starving and SEETHING

Sauce

>he's not familiar with michposting
wewew

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I'm seething about the 1 a 1 tie con Los Tigays.

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Based CHADeño. Put her in her place.

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This has to be a shop.

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Imagine the dumps

user, you seriously need to go outside.

>she's literally a Tigre
JAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ

Right here breh

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Huebreh, why te gusta los tranis?

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To be fair, of all places on the globe to be into trannies, Brazil is easily top 3.

>SOLO TE PIDO

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>country full of beautiful women
>choose the ones with a dick
That shit is gay

welp the marioni meme didnt last long
osorio to pumass when

based macho mejicano

Fucking time change

>POOmASS

>pumASS

PENULTYYYYY
>poomass

>0-2
>Monarcas
Los culomas de la UNAM señores

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Wish I was home, compas.

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monarCACAS

>mugrelia

Post feet next

;^)

If Meon wins they are becoming leaders

Raul EL Tronco Jimenez scored again

bump this shit out

Bumping for gordas

Dubs and mena scores

/gordabump/

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Bumping por culo.

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Last bump por gordas.

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Dios mio!

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not really breh, also take a look to my emo-style scar I got from La Patita incident day kek
Some good cachaça pls, I want the best first caipirinha experience ever.

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wtf, haven¡t seen this dude in like years

The last time i saw that was like 3 years ago.

Just in time for BUAP being raped by León.

youtube.com/watch?v=TOwn6h2LpIg
>watching Acción
>Lajud

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bring the BOTANAS CAMPECHANAS

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That if I find a decent stream.

Damn you got rek’d that day kek.

Hehe, you should have seen his leg.

Yeah, I got that scar when trying to hold my ass up on the stairs and don't fall until the ground, scratched my arm so hard than it was actually like a burn

*survives for the memes*

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>spam the qt's before every game
>spam chilangos before pumas game
KEK

Here's a qt pumas gf (not a beisbol one)

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based

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>tfw no goya goya cachun cachun ra ra cachun cachun ra ra gf

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>Leon winning already

who can stop Nacho?

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>4:45
CUARENTA Y CINCO GRADOS

youtube.com/watch?v=nAS9mtDlV-c

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MIRA PAL SUR
MIRA PAL OESTE
...
PERO ESTE ES EL NORESTE

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NI CON TODA LA CERVEZA
TE QUITAS EL SUDOR
NO HAY PEDO GÜERO
AHORITA LO ARREGLAMOS

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>tfw no taquilla gf to get free tickets and watch beisbol with

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She real qt

By the way, fuck Chile.

*dabs*

VAR'D

Are we working towards killing this thread today?

What’s the next edition?

Raul Jimenez got those Oribe late bloomer genes.

Yes, I went to cook some food because you niggas didn't post anymore kek

How about Leoned.com?

my choice of course, it was suppused to be two threads ago

>sis just brough Birria in exchange the Nopalitos i'm cooking
BASED

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Leon is unironically finally playing well again. Good to see them not shitting it up.

>Lobos Braaap vs Mion
>still 0-1
God Fucking dammit Braap, score sam fackin goals, i don't want seeing Veracruz alive for another week.

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You now remember Carlos Hermosillo wearing this jersey.

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Boselli was a mistake

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Well, honestly i don't pay much attention to Leon since 2014 so it doesn't matter for me if they play good or bad.

we need FILA back

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almost there

I still rage when I see the logo on skewed like that but it's better than the boring jerseys we have now

BASED JJ Macias will lead them to relevance again until some Regio team plucks him away

so, do you guys actually like the Apertura and Clausura format? Specifically with a 8 club playoff format?
I've read that other leagues, with less clubs, example Ecuadors first division, have the same format expect no playoffs, just home and away for one tourney then the same for the next tourney.

FILA has unironically become very popular again in the US because hipster basedboys started wearing their dads clothes and declaring it trendy fashion again

that system got us stuck the last 20 years, but it's exciting as fuck, lots of shekels due to rating, meme players coming and going, but shit results at international cups outside concacaf

Why can't we have hate groups dedicated to killing /fa/ people?

Yes, because it exposes the teams who can't make the rhythm to won the tournament and even gives severeal kino matches and memes

No Copa Libertadores is the only downside desu

just a few more

Yes, it's a real shame they can't go to Libertadores nowdays.

NEU:

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NEW NEW NEW

Okay guys, we did it, bump this shit now.

>implying descenso exists

>popular
nigga, in what state? I see nobody wearing them shits.

I hear you guys even want to expand your division, but with 20 clubs A/C format, the winter and summer breaks are going to be short for the finalist clubs. 18 club 1st division should be the max? Also, 2 relegations per year instead of 1?