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This thread has an air of quality about it.
For me it's Jon Jones, he's nilhistic and has a wicked sense of humor
Name a cooler guy than Mike Platinum Perry
I watch the UFC illegally without paying because ring girls shouldn't be older than 19
I’ll use this thread fine :(
Rate my walkout song
youtu.be
40 year old Mike Platinum Perry
Is the combate stream live? I can't seem to watch it
They took a break, I'm keeping an eye out
War Machine
i like the cut of your jib
So is the stream down? You can watch it on facebook do I understand this correctly?
I can't speak italian so I assumed the stream just ended on a whimper
Wasn't facebook, there's like three fights left. It's spanish btw
Ali framed Tony
the weak should fear the plat
Anyone else here going to UFC Wichita?
Who you guys betting on tomorrow?
the winners
>Canadian being a poorfag
No surprise here gentlemen
Guys one of my friends likes listening to Brendan Schlob what do?
Accept the Big Brown into you
Lol eecks dee
Show him this.
I would but I live in New York
What did he mean by this?
my mma nickname is not "Prick Licker"
hol up
wheres the picks?
Picks are canceled.
Rocco unironically
unfortunately you cant talk like that on /heem/
hes going beast mode these days
Sergio Moraes.
>After Yoel penetrates his boipussy
I’m going to bed, when morning rises, I expect to see heem jubilant with jolly joy that Tony was exonerated and safe
Friday night on heem, am I right? I think the ufc is blazing a trail by going the entertainment era route. I care more about seeing Nate Diaz make his return than whatever deserving contender can take down whatever established veteran. This concept will be exported to other sports because they're all just trying to get more eyeballs so they can sell ads.
Imagine if baseball were in the entertainment era? Bryce Harper talked some shit on Twitter and now hes going up against Madison Bumgarner tomorrow. Last time they faced each other, Bumgarner did the moonwalk after he struck Harper out. Harper Bumgarner throws like a bitch and the only reason he struck out was because of the overwhelming stench of bum shit wafting from the streets of San Francisco. Would you tune in?
If I can just say one other thing it's that I cant wait to see if Ortega tries to keep pulling off the same righteous surfer brah chill vibe after he gets the brakes beat off him a few more times. It's easy to be righteous when you fluke your way to a title shot but you cant act that way when the aurora fades and you have nothing to be chill about and the doctor says you should wear a helmet when you surf now because one more concussion could be fatal.
Being the one guy on the ZDS train for this long is gonna pay off soon. People have been sleeping on this guy for ages
Vendramini really impressed me in the first round. His UFC debut on short notice.
i feel like his clunky name has been a barrier to fame for him
He nearly fought in London.
THEY ALL THINK THEY WANT SUM
BUT THEY DON'T REALLY WANT NUN
Bad quality.
Tyrone in his natural habitat loitering against the cage
roll
I like Zaleski but I'm going with Millender
nate wins the rematch
ZDS lost this fight
I'd rather not, they're plastic bug ladies. Why did that Kazakh guy give up and did that Italian kill that poor nigger? The one championship was far more interesting than UFC desu.
I don't know who wins this fight.
id happily do any of em
this roll is just a formality
The secret to our reality is hidden in the 1st fast and furious movie. You may find what it is on the internet if you look hard enough but it always gets quickly deleted
are the fights tommorow any good?
I'm only going to watch to get an update on Derrick Lewis's balls.
Joe: Hey, Derrick!
>the audience chuckles
Derrick: Oh, hello, Joe!
>the audience gets excited, laughing without even knowing they are laughing or what they are laughing at
Joe: How are you?
>nervous giggles are heard from all around the room
Derrick: My balls they hot
>6 people die instantly. A shockwave with the force of 10 Hiroshima bombings erupts from the studio, causing billions of dollars worth of damage. The surviving audience members begin urinating and vomiting on each other, all while laughing uncontrollably from the funniest joke ever told
ufcs new website design can suck my dick
codybros ww@
who should he bang next?
his next opponents should be someone coming off a loss that's how fair matchmaking works
I was surprised when he beat Cruz and I'm equally surprised he became a fist magnet. What happens if he gets knocked out next fight?
Not bad but not great
Jesus I don't even want to think about that
It would have to be retirement at that point right?
Or follow in the GOAT Johny Hendricks' steps and go to Bareknuckle
Hoping he bounces back though, his fights are too fun
So lets picture Derrick's balls. The first thing that strikes us is how black they are. Derrick's skin is very black and his ballsack is no different. Deep, black leather. That's what we're seeing. Deep, black leather, stretched tight where the ballsack meets the penis, and more loose, round, and full towards the bottom, where the ballsack envelopes the testes.
The blackness of the balls catches the light really well. It's like looking at the bicep of a Mr Olympia competitor on stage; a white gleam of light bounces off the moist, sweaty curve of the ballsack and contrasts with the black leather of Derrick's skin phenomenally.
Derrick's balls are totally hairless. They are smooth and hairless. Almost like marble. Perhaps they contrast with your own wrinkled, hairy balls?
Lets imagine the contents of Derrick's balls for a second. Having just won a hair-raising fight in epic fashion (last second KO in a fight he was losing) we can imagine that Derrick's balls are gushing out testosterone in a primal excitement foreign to us who live a modern, domesticated life. His balls are pumped, just the same as your bicep is bumped after lifting some weights in the gym. His balls hang quite low - this is no time to shrink inwards! - but they are not sagging; rather the skin of his ballsack, strong and sturdy and thick, comfortably harnesses his heavy testes which have proudly enlargened to fit the ballsack, like a fat King tucked into bed after a heavy meal.
Derrick's testes swim in a sea of sweet, pungent testosterone. I am reminded of a meatball soup I had recently; a big, densely-packed meatball surrounded by a thick, flavoursome sauce. Unlike my meatball soup however we might imagine that Derrick's balls are pulsating, cum and blood, throb, throb, throb.
So what was the tferg thing from last night?
for me? its liverpool then manu then sleeping then waking up for ufc
Jeff Sherwood said on Twitter that he's being investigated
That's the whole thing
Was in a Welcome Break yesterday and some fucking giant 6'4"+, massive guy, must have been northwards of 150kgs, walked past me in the toilet. He was fat, but had lots of muscle too.
Felt insecure but sort of froze and didn't do anything. I'm only 5'11" and ~100kgs.
Came out of the toilet and the fat fuck was in line at McDonalds. I walked out of the Welcome Break, banged on the McDonalds window, and shotued some shit at him, can't even rememver what. Proabaly called him a fat pussy or sometihg. Put him in his place I'm pretty sure. He looked shocked; I was really screaming. He must have dawdled and just stared at me for a good few of seconds. After that he started to move towarsd the exit so I pegged it to my car and drove off.
Fat fuck. Haven't felt this good in ages. Gotta assert dominance sometimes. It's natural, it's manly, we have to do it.
She'd be raped in Dagestan if she was seen doing this.TOO RIGHT.
retire. if he can't adjust after 3 fights and he does the same thing then he is stubborn as hell cause i'm sure his camp told him to change it up
thawlts?
He was already CTE city 6 years ago, the dude is toast.
which fights from ONE were worth watching
>she is only about 31 years old when this video was made which is about two years ago
holy fuck she looks 47 at least
wtf
Have the Lawlerfags left back to rebbit or are they still here seething?
he may have lost the fight, but he won our hearts and he won the story
looks like a low budget gay porn
>won the story
Nope, he was out. Gracies + a bunch of bjj and wrestling experts said it.
How is this called?
>Gracies
>2019
Just so we're clear you guys know they're trying to make Conor/Cowboy a co-main to avoid paying Conor as much as his contract says right? These guys are fucking slimy
Gooby may be flushed
Thick ass brow because he's a big man. Still a faggot tho
Flushed or not Gooby is fun and I personally always like to see if he can pull it off because it's fun
Anyone else notice Cody's hairline is starting to fade?
I agree, his fights are always bangers but he's clearly not the same man who was gunning for the belts. I think Cerrone beats him over 5 and that could be a concern for the top brass.
Yeah when he gets all sweaty but whatever he can just tattoo a new hairline on
Conor should be a main event. There's never been anyone like him and they just don't want to pay him.
Cerrone doesn't beat Mcgregor...
I agree he shouldn't but if he did it'd be exciting and it's a fun fight
He's a fucking brainlet if he didn't negotiate a flat rate with the kind of leverage he had. Reem has that kind of contract, for example
anencephaly, b. it's tough
I completely agree but I also disagree to an extent
FUCK FUNKYFAGS
Cowboy is an old man and average at best, the amount of sentimental posts wanting a pay day to see the inbred cunt off astounds me.
FUCK Cowboy, what is this shit? awww poor widdle cowboy deserve his pay day naaaaaw.
If he was any good the cunt would have plenty of money already and a world title to boot, dumb cunt blew all his fight of the night bonuses on stupid shit.
Conor Ferguson WILL happen, its the only fight that makes sense and will setup a title fight beautifully.
WE WANT THE FUNK
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Maurice Greene is brett y big
s o f u n k y
Damn.
Means has SIZE on Niko.
heem?
this fight was a great beatdown, rda is underrated.
Get the funk out
He's a former World Champ and a top contender at WW, don't think he's underrated senpai
[spoiler]Does anyone play the ufc3 game on ps4 and want to play with me...no bully[/spoiler]
How many bongs till the fights
9 bongs 49 bings
mate had his first pro mma fight tonight lads
>Yoel ducking the natty goat so bad
Not surprised to say the least
Thanks
When is the next CM Punk fight, lads? Asking for a friend.
Probably never but you never know. I still don't think he's been cut so take that flyweights.
Barnett's boy wins.
I'm on Xbox sorry.
I agree he is really underrated.
:D
>Yoel
>6ft
No.
YANGIN AND BANGIN
SLINKIN' AND CHINKIN'
If you moved to America you could use your Yang bucks on prostitutes every month.
Early prelims kick off at 10pm tonight
American time, that's whogivesafuck'o'clock
Australian time it's Nobodycares AM.
>get 1000 yangyuan a month like everyone else
>prozzies now cost 2000 instead of 200
sasuga
Mr.Yang got me laid. What have you done for him?
This is the thinking man's main event.
tf are you on about
more like the sleeping man's event
Lewis will win
Because Bogdan finna sleepe?
I-is this t-t-the b-best you got, D-Dana?
we certainly will
Why do girls do this?
cringe
>l-lawler by 1st round KO
t. (you) in February
Well, that is how it went, they just had an incompetent ref.
100% I heem all of u
huh?
Benny boy was brutalized to a point where any other ref would stop the fight.
This is actually true
real fans will watch Glory today
Are you a wrestlefucker or spicy banger?
Lightwait Division
>brutalized
His chin wasn't even scratched, his hand was pinned and he was looking for wrist control hence he took a few hits that did no damage
Should I parlay
>black beast
>Elizeu
>Means
>Rothwell
>Moraes
/heem/?
$5 returns $210
>mma "athletes"
>picking every fight wrong
impressive
For sure, keep telling yourself that.
based and nachopilled
The moron deleted the entire thread with the picks. It's hard to find competent help when their entire compensation package is a Yea Forums pass.
cringe
based
>Malignaggi wants bare knuckle fight Conor
It would be a fitting end for Conor:
plumber>boxer>mma fighter>Hype of the Century!!!>manlet defeater>wrecked by gatekeeper Diaz>clowned by Tiny Mayweather>dominated by Khabob>bareknuckled by Paulie
Title defenses: 0
Legacy: nothing
Keemstar looking good
I don’t think he cares at this point. He’s there to collect sheckels for his family, the outcome no longer matters to him
Put him up against Rumble or Hardy and maybe he will actually try
Wre...spicy ofc =)
When is Eddie fighting?
Let me bang. Haw can I find you?
The problem with this entertainment era bullshit is it comes from WWE, where the guys are under athletic performers, not strictly athletes.
You can alter storylines if someone is injured, etc.
With real athletics, you can't.
So you put this guy against that guy and create a story, but if there's an injury the story is on the shelf for a year or more.
>Plus, there's no audience loyalty with entertainment, they're there for the spectacle, not the effort.
They're rooting for the black hat or the white hat, not the individual.
It's clown town, and people get tired of that. You always need a new flavour to keep people interested
The only thing lewis needs to worry about is a cheeky takedown
Derrick Lewis vs. Junior dos Santos
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Curtis Millender
Tim Means vs. Niko Price
Blagoy Ivanov vs. Ben Rothwell
Beneil Dariush vs. Drew Dober
Tim Boetsch vs. Omari Akhmedov
Whats your psn I'll add you
GET OUT OF THERE JUNIOR
>the absolute real estate of that nose
Hey man. Shit happens. It is what it is
Is the German not taking picks?
Mitama Mayo (SOOKAKRISA)
I know
Friendly reminder all female mma fighters have various stds
It's a very weird feeling. I actually like Askren and want him to do well but for some reason this is super satisfying to watch. Maybe because it looks like it would have or should have humbled him a bit. Unfortunately it didnt.
>The reigning, defending, undisputed, goat of mma. Georges "rush" St-Pierre
No Calendar is at a Post Malone concert this week.
You the autist that wears bones on your face?
Are we really going to put up with this ESPN+ bullshit? What was the fucking point of making Fight-Pass? Why the fuck are the UFC prelims and main card on some new fucking pay-wall service while the main card of Glory 64 will be on fight-pass? Does that make any fucking sense?
These are Eddie Bravo's parents, say something nice about them
Mrs. Bravo, why did you drink and do so many drugs during pregnancy?
Lewis
Millender
Means
Rothwell
Dariush
Akhmedov
mma striking is a beast
>Junior dos Santos
>Zaleski
>Niko Price
>Ben Rothwell
>Beneil Dariush
>Omari Akhmedov
Should I force myself to get up, get dressed, illegally drive to mcdonald’s & get gravy biscuits?
What hot new discord meme is this?
oh for sure Larwler won even though he lost my man
You need the mcgriddle
Stick a pair of tits on the body of a 12-year old boy and then surgically alter his face to look like an Asian woman - you will achieve the same result.
Fat sack of shit.
Boetsch
Dober
Rothwell
Price
Santos
Santos
yeah but that's way more effort than just finding an asian woman
if i don't get 7-0 i will self-heem
>JDS
>Zaleski
>Means
>Rothwell
>Dober
>Akhmedov
You're picking Santos in two fights and neither fight has a Santos, is this a Finnish meme?
Lewis
Zaleski
Means
Ivanov
Dober
Akhmedov
really hard fights to pick 2bh, I could go 0-6
he's obviously done his picks upside-down, brainlet
user are you retarded
What’s your walkout song? For me it’s rock lobster
oh, Dos Santos, yeah I'm retarded
For me it's GINAGI
There was an Aussie sunscreen ad that homage'd that song, didn't know about the original until I was a grown man
youtube.com
She looks like a cute 50s housewife Mexican style
aww that was adorable
i don't even like arianny but holy fuck
>our boy losing
good one
Glory prelims, spicy 18 y/o French female vs 21 y/o South Korean
youtu.be
>Barry's finally lost it
his mother was a qt
>French lady
>The asian is whiter
What nigga, is she jewish?
trainy is good, I am ready for fight
20 hours. Zero update on Tony’s status
i hear Cris Cyborg when i read this in my mind, but obviously it could be 10000 others.
who do you hear, /heem/?
yeah for sure man i am so happy you know?
>German vs. Turk
spicy matchup
DAS RIGHT
Mental to think that was already over 4 years ago, remember those live threads vividly for some reason
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Man. Was there anything better than watching Big Brown Dyke (BBD) smash little white cumflakes?
Just look at Val. She was literally built to be smashed by BBD.
The colour contrast as the BBD gets in Val's guard and starts raining punches down on her would be beautiful.
The absolute madman.
Will our American friends be injecting fentanyl or morphine during tonight's fight night?
weight iz good, i ganna make heem tired, little bit talk wiz him, little bit talk wiz dana, weight iz good, i ganna smash this guy
hot take: tonights card will be a lot better than UFC 235
Fent for them
Spice for you
Ice for me
The Trifecta
mixing some methadone with my diet coke like a real american patriot
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>not sipping lean and popping xannies
heem is 80% black anyway
Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks Make sure to check your spam box!
Tony Ferguson!!!!
Did anyone ever make a poll? Half of you are pathological liars but even inaccurate results would be fun
what
am i unironically the only here who doesn't even drink (((ethyl alcohol)))?
Hey, thanks for posting this. Just watched the full fight (previously overlooked on my hard drive). Never heard of this Santos. Now I have something to look forward to on tonight's card which I'd found tepid.
houston tippin reportin in
arrested
based and swishapilled
come on 9-0
>"Give me your lunch money unless you want another noogie, Robbie."
>"Aaaaahhh help! Herb! Get him off me!"
aww man
finally tony ferguson gets a knockout
JDS
ZALESKI
PRICE
ROTHWELL
DOBER
AKHMEDOV
What's grand champion Michael Bisping up to these days?
Robbie tapped
jessica eye fighting for a belt
how is this profitable to wme
Damn right he did.
thanks good post
lol what's it in EET zone?
>morphine
is shit
Thought on the UFC signing dummy levato?
I'm unironically the Official UFC 3 /heem/ Champion
Back when I fought a Spaniard for it and beat him.
Though in fairness we had a no wrestlefucking rule that he obliged with since I can't do any of that shit.
how did he do?
she has a nice ass
That'll do it
imagine bisping sucking on her toes
How damn fat do your fingers have to be to accidentally hit 9 instead of 5?
Any Glory stream out there, by the way?
Indeed.
51 year old ring girls?? Damn!
My beef with espn+ is it fucking freezes and lags. Happened to me on both cards so far. I'm watching on my ps4 which has an ethernet connection. Fuck espn+ for that reason.
Good song but who walks out to it?
For me it'll always be the California Kid coming out to California Love.
Why does WMMA love split decisions so much?
I'm gonna miss the fights tonight. Seeing pic related at the House of Blues.
Neat.
>your boy wins
>spend hours bitching about it anyway
HEY LIL CONNY
Chael is right. Colby has done everything right. He is a self-made hype machine. He isn't even like that in person. He has, for what, 2 years or more? been making himself public enemy #1, when deep down in his heart, he is just a sperg like us. Imagine having to start fights with elite fighters, slagging them off and so on, because that's what your jew boss the UFC wants you to do, even though they sometimes act like they don't like it. He deserves the title shot.
based and businesspilled
You need help.
I challenge you for the title
Usman is going to hurt /ourboy/ =(
Imagine if he gets the title shot against Marty and wins, shit would get very real right there.
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LMAO germany cant even triforce
try this one on for size faget
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Colby is the type of guy to post screengrabs from reddit on 4channel.
ortega flushes zabit (pedophile)
>this is considered white in america
Anyone get their janitor acceptance email yet?
Cringe
He's not a hype machine though. He has the smallest social media following of anyone in the top of his division and his PPV sold like shit. Colby is one of those guys who is such a poor performer that he's literally unable to even play a heel properly. What he's doing is actually hurting his draw power, ironically. He would have done better to just play the humble middle america wrestler grinder
Just spoke with someone from the Santa Ana Police Department into an alleged incident involving Tony Ferguson and his family. The officer who wished to not be named said: “If there was an incident involving Tony Ferguson, you’d already know about it. I wouldn’t be having a conversation with you. I’d immediately direct you to our Public Information Officer.”
I respectfully disagree. Faggot.
For a second I feel bad for Bri but then I don't anymore
why because he's hanging out with a ******
Unironically true
punished ortega will heem zabit
Disagree if you want but the results speak for themselves. UFC 225 sold horribly and Colby's social media game is shit, he has the weakest following of the top 5. There was a very small window for him to break out as a star. If he would have fought and beat Woodley immediately after the White House visit while playing up the Trump supporter angle he could have done it. As it is now he's screwed.
past her prime, Ortega cant even pull young Hollywood puss. eternal midcarder
*gets permanently banned from The Palms*
twitter.com
short stories with tragic endings?
He was the comain to a non title fight instant rematch between two WGAFs
Woodley-Till did Mighty Mouse level buys despite their “social media” presence
I took every /heem/ pick and submitted each one as my Draftkings lineups for $1 contests. I take no responsibility if I lose money tonight.
JDS
Millender
Price
Rothwell
Dariush
Akhmedov
Colby draws a lot of "go away" heat
People would pay to see him getting beat by white bread babyface Usman
There are 2 cases of spousal battery on March 8th in Santa Ana. Neither of which came BEFORE the initial report involving an alleged incident
There is however another spousal battery report on March 5th....but Tony was still active on social media from the 5th onwards until the 7th
So Tony didn’t beat his family. It’s possible they suffered a break in of some sorts but that seems unlikely
he fucked her
I was eating some eaqts in the restaurant that my pap owns when some black girl came up and slapped me in the face for know reason. Should I have /beem/ed her?
Colby has X-Pac heat where he's so bad at playing the heel that he just repulses people and they don't even want to watch him. Chael had the kind of heat in his prime where people wanted to see him lose. Colby has the kind of heat where people hate him so much they don't even want to watch him fight, not even getting his ass kicked.
you just know..
what is every heem pick? theres lots of different picks
why is the new ufc website layout so shit?
embarrassment
Are you allowed to place so many bets on one bookie like that? I'd have thought they'd not let you
I have browsed this website for 10 years, and I have never once tried to triforce.
You think that's impressive? I've browsed this site for 10 years and I haven't killed myself yet.
Draftkings has a sportsbook but i think thats just their regular website. It’s technically not gambling
Its Platinum Mike Perry.
Not Mike Platinum Perry.
Think Iron Mike Tyson.
Not Mike Iron Tyson
Perry said so himself he ripped off putting a metal in front of his name like Tyson
Lukas...
i've been using the internet since 1991 and haven't killed myself lol
fuuuuck the ufc.ca rankings layout is indeed gone, fuck these idiots
About 12 for me and I don't even know how to link to a post in another thread.
Are there any good Ukrainian prospects at the moment?
wut?
You can't triforce anymore they changed the text framework
So you missed your chance
Betting is legal if you call it a contest
Lewis
Elizeu
Price
Rohtwell
Dariush
Akhmedov
>About 12 for me and I don't even know how to link to a post in another thread.
You just do it like you do in this thread.
Go check out post , the post before yours!
A trickier trick is to link to a post on another board. Lets try it
I don't think my dick is ready for Marion vs Kunitskaya
based 30 year old boomer
based and helpfulpilled
when are the fighting happen
prelims start at 5est, b
This is young Eddie Bravo from the nose up, what do we think of him?
ironic
feminine as fuck, no wonder he aged like shit
basedpilled
It's more impressive you haven't been stabbed by some muslim by now
Glory girls> UFC whores
Reported that thread the instant you linked it for being off topic. Thankfully it’s down
>from strasbourg to pittsburgh
what did he mean by this?
HEEM ME INSIDE
Just two 6'4 bros out here doin our thang
are you cazzies even watching glory
Should have cropped the curb, my man. /ourguy/ spilled the beans on JRE that he deliberately took the lower ground so he didn't MOG Magumbo.
hell no, watching my hand brutalize my dick from the nosebleeds
who will headline ufc 237
yes
Rose you cazzual
I'm more concerned with UFC 237. My buddies and I have verbally committed to a guys trip to Vegas this summer, and I have that card as a potential reason to go. Right now Mandalay Bay is offering me two nights comped that weekend.
Duut looks disgusting.
Very disrespectful!
Oops I meant UFC 239.
yes only go if you're going to the ufc event that place is a fucking shit vacation
Depends what youre looking for in a vacation. I go once or twice a year. I describe it as disneyland for adults. Expensive, yes. But it's clean and safe. You can take your open container of alcohol anywhere. You can smoke indoors (i dont smoke cigarettes but i vape THC). There are good entertainment options like cirque du soleil.
If you're poor, it's shit. If you can afford to blow a thousand bucks over the course of 3 or 4 days, it's a fun time.
Who is watching Glory Kickboxing right now
based and comppilled
In many ways this is a dead general
everybody is out gathering supplies for the fights
Crossfit. Interesting.
>final post
Where did you stay? What did you do? Who did you go with? How poor are you?
If you stayed at motel 6, walked up and down the strip, and ate at any celebrity chef restaurant, you did it wrong. You did the poorfag, middle america vegas. When I go I have so much fun I start planning the next trip as soon as they email me a decent comp offer.
I eat thousands and thousands of dollars of sushi
anyone else hear Todd Grisham basically just call Bazooka Joe a virgin?
Sushi Roku in Caesar's is pretty good.
heem
based Skvor ded
>Taking that long to heem a guy you have a 40lb and 8in reach advantage over
Not impressed with his performance desu
that was nice
How many bongs for main event
kinda liking my Dober pick the more I think about it, he is underrated and Dariush is pretty flushed
reported to the fcc, i hope he's fired. just unacceptable in 2019
7-8 get
Dariush with will piece him up with his boxing or just dominate him with his wrestling
he got steamrolled by OAM and his last 3 wins are massively worse than Dariush is
our girl Tiffany fights next
I vaguely remember her getting wrestlefucked on Invicta cuz no chick wanted that banger
I agree Dariush should be the favorite here but Dober could pull an upset, hes my meme pick
kek what a joker, top lad
You should heem yoruself
Sup tippy toes
You now remember Matt Hughes is retarded
Hearty jej
based bisking
Any news on Tony?
punished tiff
He has autism
She has good cardio
you guys should tune in to the Glory WW championship. two top 3-4 WW kickboxers. both guys, Cedric Doumbe and Murat Grigorian, are killers
top kek that triggered $oyboy
whoops, meant Harut, not Marat. combined their names
I need Harut to win
>ripple.is
Getting a 404 there, is it burger only?
Nevermind, just had to turn off Brave shield, thanks for the link, fren.
enjoy the fight lads
Thanks for the link bro. Sending it to my FBI adviser right now
Is the current fight the main event?
don't post my instagram here, thankd
yes. Doumbe vs. Grigorian for WW title
lol np
almost thought the announcer was going to call him 'the one man Armenian genocide'
>born in cameroon
>french flag
?
e.g. Francis Ngannou
Dumbe is the guy who beat Nicky Holtzen recently, isn't he?
France is blacker than Detroit
What seems to be the issue?
WE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOLIN
Lewis
ZDS
Means
Rothwell
Dariush
Akhmedov
TSN isnt showing the first 2 prelims, what the fuck is wrong with these idiots
>there are heemlets who actually arent watching this war
KB looking old
"What an idiot!" ayyy lmao
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Glory girls>>>>>
lol that cracked me up
How can I achieve caz status?
how is Doumbe so retarded and based a the same time? that was spectacular
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
>13 wins, 12 rather
the fix is in boys
Lewis
Millender
Means
Ivanov
Dariush
Akhmedov
Moret is a wrestlecuck
White got Diego Sanchez his first win in a decade, cut him already
Whites getting btfo once again
>White got Diego Sanchez his first win in a decade, cut him already
What did this retard mean by this
Nothing better than some cage hugging to start a fight now well
Isn't White the one who got wrestlefucked to hell and back by Sanchez?
It seems it's the right tactic.
don't watch fights and offer obvious statements as your "analysis"
A very good example of this is when Conor is fighting, just say
>well if Conor can land on him early he could knock him out but if [opponent] takes it into the later rounds he could win
LW is going to be full of nothing but wrestlers
Whoops, no, that was Craig White
Want me to write it arabian runes, Mohammed?
You're thinking about the Brit named Craig White. Alex White lost to Jim Miller on the same night though.
That was Craig White you turbo caz
You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
This is Alex White not Craig White who diego beat you fucking turbo caz, end yourself and get out of my thread
>Goobs community service is fighting Alex White on the prelims
did i miss the tenshin fight?
JDS flushes lewis
I can't look my kids in the eye after confusing Alex White with Craig White.
yeah, Tenshin won a split decision
>shilling a "closely matched" card
inb4 nothing but decisions
woah
floyd really broke him
Hol up Tenshin is fighting?
Oh, so thats what happened.Ma bad brits i can take an L. All this "Whites" kinda blend together
He hasnt fought yet retard
Ah
A couple of good old bums fighting
This is peak UFC
It's true though. I could barely pick between most of these fights.
stop being so mean luke
Who is that woman, is it his mom?
WEBM of him just falling over
Lmao that high IQ kick
THE SLIP IS IN
The cutman's an absolute unit.
>slips
He did a Ric Flair flop no joke
why is gooby putting his ingers in the cage
what time does tenshin fights my dudes?
tenny twelvey
In my heart? 24/7
A real technical masterpiece.
Moret is dogshit, Yuf-c does not need guys like that
Whoever won, we lost
This fight isnt even goo enough for backround noise
They swing arm punches in the lsst 10 seconds "yeah that was a good fight"- cazzie
was that a good fight? no
did i actually watch it? no
but am i qualified to comment on it? yes
high level striking
when will ufc replace these cheap slags
its a disgrace for a multibillion dollar company,just look at glory or one girls
lol like Alex White was any better
based i have it on as background noise too
i think for fights like that we should just flip a coin, whoever gets it right wins
Shit fight shit fighters
dis nigga sounds like Forrest Gump lmao
I'm the king now.
*mushes you against the cage for 15 minutes*
nuthin personnel
this nigga sounds like he has cte
Lmao Alex White is a retard.
guys got a strange accent that's absent in some words but really heavily present in other words
daughta
exactly my guy
NOBODY MAKE ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD HYUK HYUK HYUK
CTE the speech holy shit
His wiki page says he drank gasoline as a toddler and got a speech impediment from it, no shit
Is UFC going to be broadcast on cable tonight and if so what network? I swear I've been to like 5 links and all they tell me is I can stream it from some gay streaming service I can sign up on for epsn. I ain't doing that shit nigga.
you lads reckon you'd watch cards every week if it wasn't for gamethreads?
What’s for dinner /heem/?
>morono
Playing some monster hunter right now and everytime I looked it was a snoozefest
KEK
>Born and raised Tuscumbia, Missouri, White was critically injured as a toddler when he mistakenly drank gasoline placed in a milk jug near other jugs that were filled with lemonade. The gasoline accident burned his vocal cords, damaged his hearing and contributed to a minor speech impediment. As a young adult, White was in and out of homelessness for a time before discovering combat sports: First, boxing, then mixed martial arts.[4][5]
that's America baby
sausage and peppers sandwich
No
Great
now i feel bad for him
>Literally on the gas
hehehe
What the fug
That's it. He is officially /myboy/
"""Decision""" is not a legitimate method of winning. Every fight that isn't finished is a draw
I don't want to eat yet because I would be less drunk later on, but I am very hungry
Think I'm gonna go to the local chicken tendie food truck after the black beast heems this nerd
He sounds british
>ESPN+ pacing tonight
Cool
WAAR CHIILDREEN
disagree
if a fight ends in a decision, it basically didn't even happen so doesn't show on anyones record
gotta blame the family for that one, what the fuck were they thinking
roll
What does ESPN stand for
It's $50 a year. Just pay (((them))) their (((money))) and stfu
think i'm the same 2bh, without shitposting the downtime between fights would be too much
Im making the thread
it's gotta be something though, call it a no contest, that way you can tell who does and doesn't finish, GSP comes to mind, he'd of had over a dozen NC's
*hustles towards you*
Every Single Penis Nutted
Felder and Anik did a good job hyping this fight just then
trivium - strife, good song but not walkout material at all
There won't be a shit ton of commercials today though because it's on espn+ right?
if you want to call it something, make it a DQ loss for both
fail to finish, fail to maintain your record
Extra Spicy Penis Nachos
Eat Stevia Pills Nightly
sanic so far I'm loving it
ESPN+ is generally a bit better if it is on there, but the thing is even if there isn't a ton of commercials, there's still quite a bit of downtime between fights anyway.
Live Thread
Use a picture of Rocc to give him good luck in his fight
but you can't have two losers from the same fight...ohhh I see your point
justbleed or just go home desu
Poor little baba
In my dream fight league/promotion, its pride rules + elbows - head stomps, main event has unlimited rounds with fighters corners urged to throw the towel when a fighter is exhausted, all with the ring and presentation of Karate Combat
