/hoc/

I WOULD 8 TO BE A CANES "FAN" RIGHT NOW
GOOD THING THEY DON'T EXIST
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why did clode fuck up the defense pairings that worked
fuck

WRONG says Sprong.

i like the part where i don't waste hours of my life solving captchas

come on

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i dont think the jannys are gonna like this one

>jets do their part
>devils do jack shit

Yeah I mean ready to face pittsburgh lmaooooo

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literally the only reason i've bought one. i can wait no problem but fuck captcha

WHERES YOUR STORM SURGE NOW YA FUCKIN GOOFS

FUCK A JANNY NIGGA

WTF CAREY

wew the habs are gonna lose for the canes now kek

huomenta

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Imagine giving money to the man who sold 2ch's personal information the the Japanese Government lmao

would be funny lol.
wrong game bud

that wasn't offside dumb linesmen faggots

told you. here it cummmsss, flood gates boutta open.

we're in here

Oh, shit, jests got 8 goals! Must be at least 5 point game for Laine

something about relocanes getting btfo is satisfying. do i find their posting that annoying? hmmm

annoying posters deserve to have their teams lose

Shall be leaving Yea Forums until we settle on a thread

I got home late from my cuckolding class, but as a big canes fan I cant believe I missed tonights storm surge. Does anyone have a webm?

i do too
at least he/they toned down the avatarfagging

>Barkov 0+5
Is he, dare I even say it, elite?

canes/bolts/preds/laffs/flims/boilers/cancks btfo

what’s your team lad because you’re kind of annoying me right now

can I laugh at >my own team? is that acceptable in /hoc/ standards?
OH NONONONONONNONONO OUUUUUU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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barkov is elite

seattle senators

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seems a bit like letting another guy fuck your wife to me

new zealand actively roots for them to lose so whatever you do can’t be much worse than that

none of those teams posters are even remotely close to annoying as canes fans

this thread is going to be deleted anyways. Sweden what the fuck do you have that gif saved on your HD for? sicko

You're allowed to complain about them, but going as far as laughing at them is the most cuck thing you can do.
I guess it's fitting for Minnesota.

yeah that's pretty much what's happening

oh shit, I’m sorry

cuck

Why are we continuing this charade when we all know the lightning are easily winning the stan lee

>teds will drop out of the playoffs despite going all in
>pongs get second and face islanders
>habs and canes are wildcards
>mild miss and coyotes make it

This timeline is fucking weird

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bolts and laffs fans are definitely worse

we deal with problems as they come because we're cool

for me, its posting the the same shitposts in each thread

if I let myself get upset about this team I would be in a suicidal depression
what can ya do? gotta laugh
fuckin way she goes boys

its literally like 1-2 canes "fans" that are incredibly autistic.
see how based hoc is right now without those faggots

prime candidate for meme upset tbqh

Winning the President's trophy doesn't guarantee a cup dumb dumb

>he doesn't know about bolts/preds animefags
new here?

i drive some of the autism here

>if I let myself get upset about this team I would be in a suicidal depression
>letting your well-being rest on the state of your hockey team
>especially doing that if your team is the fucking wild
You need more hobbies, user.

Oh boy oh boy I can’t wait for the caps jets stan lee final

shhh it might be here

maximum exposure
very high IQ power play

is there a way to bet against teams to win the cup. would like to put money on the lgbtning getting bullied out of the playoffs

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with the bolts posters on here. I just got back from a vacation to Tampa and everyone I met seemed pretty chill, even got to talk hockey with a couple people and they were pretty nice.
Meanwhile the one or two boltsfags on here are among the most insufferable, I don't understand it.

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yeah just give me the money, lad. i know a guy who can do that for you.

go knights

the fans you ran into were chadbelt transplants.

how can i get you the money though do you have ligma?

whats ligma?

good old pooperplay

gotta stop drawing penalties 2bh

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ligma sack you FAGGOT

WOAH

rude, i would though but my tongue is all messed up from a bad case of sugma i got

Uh this is 4channel

whats sugma?

>canucks fan
why would she do this to me

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>hasbs

Grimes is a fucking goblin that looks like she bathes in mayo, of course she would be attracted to the Cantpucks

holy kek habs

You probably could. But you'd likely have to be quite specific about it, and deal with someone that's doing it illegally.
>I want to bet on Dallas losing in the first round
You'd probably have to guess in how many games too. Even then, the payout would probably be low, unless you're putting down a lot of money.

>goblin

ti-pol and shaw say: not today

>it was 2-0

sugma benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

That's a she? Dear god, I think I'm just going to be celibate for the rest of my life.
>some men are better looking as women than biologically born women
>some biologically born women look more like a man than some men do
Fuck this. Just fuck it all.

I’d hit it

she cute. that faggot elon gets to bang her every night. :(

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jesus fucking christ sweden

who'sat

I will never in my life understand why anyone thinks Grimes is attractive
Even from the "alt-girl" angle she's ugly as fuck.

which thread is the thread tell me true /hoc/ also suck my fucking traffic lights g00k

>born in vancouver
hmm i wonder

so much neckbeard cringe in here right now boyos

she's one of those girls that's attractive based on her hairstyle

more like grim

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grim, only losers and faggots let geography dictate the team they support

we are all canucks

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grim

dont let the grimposters distract you from the fact that the carolina relocanes lost 8-1 today

>globalist shill
out you go schlomo

>8-1
wew lad what happened

yikes

well I am glad you asked.
they are a
SHIT team, with
NO fans, and in general a
SHIT franchise

there's literally nothing wrong with being gay

i hate trannies though

>hurricanes fans demand a full refund, not because the team lost 8-1, but because they had to sit through a hockey game and didnt get to see the team dance around
wow

mcelhinney remembered that he isn't good

Cadets btfo

>111 posts
>ZERO relocanes fans
fucking based

getting absolutely memed on

>the ghost of Pie McKenzie demands retribution

you have to understand

never heard of this semen demon

I WOULD UNDERSTAAA-AAAA-AAAND

>109 posts
>ZERO tripfags
so this isn't the thread

>Anaheim beating Montreal
Yes...Yes...

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>pr1c3

get home, check games

>mild
>kongz
>debbies

all is right

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It's because he's not a starter, or that whole 1a/1b goalie thing that carolina is looking to pull off. He earned his nickname of McBackup, because he's a fucking backup. A good backup when playing for the right team. I mean, he's not like the legendary Cam Talbot (kek), but if your backup can post a save percentage above .900, he's doing damn good in his role.

there's no way this is a real image

we got this

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if you think that's bad you should see some of the oilers and sabres picks
wew, at least the whyld are in front of the net as a group

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>this thread is still up
Was thinking about applying for a janitorial position but I don’t think it pays quite enough.

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>hobs
Is it too much to ask them to get points so the bjs don't get a wild card spot?

did laine score tonight?

i'm sure he did, they got 8 goals

its from a few nights ago

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oh no no no no

are we having a thread war again?

based Van Rimjob

watch the op something might happen to this thread

the ducks are going to fuck this up i'm sure

police chase lads

Is price the 2nd memest goalie in the league?

game thread?

also, i thought price was elite

boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/91346948#bottom

that was a neat deflection desu

doubt any tendie could have saved that

he's the official score opener for the Leafs

lives under the shadow of mathews, marner, Nylander,Kapanen, Kadri, now Marleau, but I can't but appreciate his and Rielly's driving force.

What's there's any hockey games still going on?

maybe this is the night he finally pulls a roy

aw it's a replay, they got em already
ktla.com/2019/03/08/authorities-in-pursuit-of-fleeing-driver-in-gardena-area/

fugg i didnt even notice. spoilers user

Just ate 9 mints under one minute. Also GO JETS GO

there's a police chase in faveLA once a week lmao

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Is Price's ego hurt again?

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Huomenta

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must be a trend in ontario

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onions

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