/cric/

Is Zampa our guy?

just take a few threads off mate
seems like you a burnt out

hes /ourgay/

J. Richarson out K. Richardson in
A. Carey out M. Wade in
N.Lyon out. M. Starc in
and the world cup is ours lads

where does david warner and steve smith fit in

more like basin reservoir kek

S Smith in S Marsh out

fuck warner no manlets allowed (except wade)

no rain in welly for literally months and now its monsoon

sun just broke out

do they understand drainage in Wellington?

>K. Richardson in

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Looking promising lads.

Stop forcing the Wade meme

The Basin Reservoir lads.

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Finch
Wade
Uzzi
Smith
Maxwell
Stoinis
Handscome
Cummings
Starc
K Richardson
Zampa

yep, this is the team

the basin is like 150 years old

Was that back when it was used to accumulate water for irrigation?

I know m8 calm down

it was actually the old shoreline before the landfill and earthquakes

thoughts on knackerbröd?

big yikes haha

zumbaya kumbi bla x

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If you really feel that my threads are sub-standard, then who am I to question it. I guess I should retire my services to cric and seek acceptance elsewhere.

can't stand blahcunt ngl

x

me?? BIG FAN HERE lad

like I'd actually like to cause him physical harm

can't stand sebbesity and his worthless opinions either

NOT gay bla
only wish you the best for your lifestyle choice
x

Red Rooster for brekky

frankly of the opinion that the seething kiwi is more based than richo, but less based than josh

Josh is a veritable child with zero cricketing knowledge

fucking fatass

kek he's seething at being called less based than josh
proved my fucking point in a single post

seething peewee is like a little ray of anti-sunshine.

cringe talk about this shit sport instead of being worked

awful post
good post

Well at least there's footy on in a bit.

>anti-sunshine
is that what they have in the antipodes?

What's for tea lads?
Roast lamb chops and potatoes here.

Sebbo is fat LMFAO

got some fresh calamari from the markets

you good at cooking it? hit me up if you need tips, learned from a pretty good chef

yeah give us some tips. my recipe is getting stale

fb.com/thebevshow/videos/313128336057580/
it's out lads

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dust in flour, pan fry in oil or clarified butter high high heat, 30sec then flip, 30sec then a full lemon's juice. should flame up if you're cooking with gas.

fb.com/thebevshow/posts/892819234246722

bev kino

have been saying ball tracking has been sus as fuck for the last year and got nothing but derision
me on vindicated watch

and cut tube into triangles, forgot that. its nice served with fresh basil and sweet chilli

What’s Rajibul up to these days? We haven’t heard much of him lately.

Shitspouter bullied him to suicide. you're next fat cunt.

might have a cheeky punt

Watching The Red Pill again. It's amazing how I used to support this film years ago and now my view on it has changed entirely since I grew up and gained life experience. Very deceiving documentary.

Well no cricket today then.

Me and the spouter have an alliance m8. Ain’t gonna be killing myself because of anything he does.

Based.

Fucking basedboy cuck faggot

Of the opinion that giving a fuck about what random plebs think of you is the most cucked thing you can do

how's the farm saxon

t. Beta bitch numale cuck

livestock deal with the heat wave mate?
didn't get bashed by roving Somali gangs in your country town?

>why, yes I think it's a good thing to not be raped daily by somali subhumans. How could you tell?

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might tell josh to fuck up

fuck up josh

then shove it up ya asshole

>might tell josh to fuck up

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>fuck up josh

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seems a bit wasteful.

in stitches at this lads

josh is losing it lads

>josh is losing it lads

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Josh is on fire lads.

>Josh is on fire lads.

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Who is josh and how big is his cock?

Saxshit on the ropes here
Shouldn't mess with the best kid

he's an irrelevant nrl shitter and he has a vagina.

>Who is josh and how big is his cock?

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josh on the ropes

Josh is the ropes mate.

>josh on the ropes

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bit going on here

Christ no wonder aussie post quality had dipped the absolute state of this

>Christ no wonder aussie post quality had dipped the absolute state of this

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sebbos a big lad lads

Ear gauges are gross.

Josh needs a rope

>sebbos a big lad lads

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>Ear gauges are gross.

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>Josh needs a rope

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Just getting lunch in lads. Reminder to keep the posts on topic.

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>has pissed into a jug unironically
oof okay that one hits a little too close to home

>A1 BG
Thought that entire network was banned kek

>>has pissed into a jug unironically
>oof okay that one hits a little too close to home

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might make a nippon curry for dinner. gonna have a few beers before going to the shops though, don't wanna feel weird

This is the post.

>might make a nippon curry for dinner. gonna have a few beers before going to the shops though, don't wanna feel weird

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>apex legends?
>no thanks, for me it DOA6

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>Bangladesh
>New Zealand
>rain
grim

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Grim thread lads

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The ol’ belly is starting to rumble.

...

based
hows the boob jiggle?

for me? It's being a productive member or society on a Saturday

NEWS JUST IN

Earthquake magnitude 6.3 in Tuscon Arizona

good as lad

instantly suspicious of anyone who goes above and beyond when donating to charity

>The last time there was no play over the first two days of a Test in New Zealand was in 2001 - the Hamilton game between these same two teams.

is there any sport that has more elite stats than cricket?

Drink my spit

big coc /hoc/
small dic /cric/

it's what you do with it that counts

back from the shops lads. i wore leopard print short shorts and no undies fuck youse

pissing into a jug is fine

*0.5 mg of dutasteride straight down the esophagus*

aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/a/WL3LQL/stornationen-skakas-av-byx-fusket

*penis immediately softens*

impotent b

reckon being clean-shaven is basically wearing a chin fedora at this point lads

I'm clean shaven because it makes me look more like a cute little girl

based and redpilled

I bet you wear a wristwatch too.

facial hair is the chin fedora

hlw dwar bros

how are you my friend

Walked past the local oval right as a wicket fell. Based

gd boro, how are things going for you

good mate
been thinking a lot about cricket world cup and have decided I will be tipping a India Australia final

I usually internally take credit when that sort of thing happens. Like that was the result of my being nearby at that moment. Caused just enough disturbance around me that it changed the outcome of things.

Reckon I should've gotten man of the match in Australia's defeat of India last night if I'm honest.

your presence does alter the world around you mate but it's generally in the gravitational sense

imagine not crediting that influence with at least one man of the match

>sebbo
>walking

Amen lad, hope we don't repeat 2003 ;)

despite being mentally ill Zachy easily has the best sense of humour here

rugby

been listening to this a lot lads

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give me a rundown

give me a cric rundown

It's hella freakin epic

ok this is based

/cric/
good lads and better times

BASED

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/cric/ on seething jealousy watch again

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Is that cum and blood?

looking good mate

it's delicious wog food

based wog

Having a beer

shame that the rest of his team are pretty mediocre these days innit bla
++++------xxx------++++
youtu.be/g-Q8aZoWqF0

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lmao

oh nonononoo

still here

got a warning for a what's for dinner lads post. fuck I hate sebbo.

what's for dinner lad

Really an appalling thread

inclined to agree

How's everyone's night

Been on mushies and acid on lake taupo. Smashing piss now.

been good mate, lots of uni work but I got it done
how's yours been

the extent of the insecurity. Food is a sensitive subject for sebbo Bell

yeh good mate

been listening to Richard hell and peter Gabriel myself

fuck up Josh LOL

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easy richo mate

richo is currently studying a journalism degree

made a muscular match winning 27 (104) today lads

how do i become the next gideon haigh?

MATE (mate)

was rained out today

>Bangladesh
>New Zealand
>test match
>rain

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plovdiv beckons

just got kicked from a skribbl.io room lads

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richo will spend the next 10 years of his life making buzzfeed quizzes

DEX > STR

Tipping Bangladesh in a close one

going to get one back for you lad

thanks mate

for you

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Bit problematic the racism that goes on in those rooms to be quite honest

think its healthy mate. teaches people that offence is a choice

Watching the fellowship of the ring

It's just filled with little kids

epic

how are you going mate

might check out this skribbl.io thing

hard not to draw something naughty.
the merchant was fine, the penis broke the camels back

My name is Jaime French add me on Facebook

lol jk my name is Todd March

I've had enough of this Sebastian character. Shall be his new arch nemesis

or just ignore him and stop being an attention whoring tripfag

just opened up a skribbl.io room lads
skribbl.io/?48RUKUcoex
want at least five players

no way to treat your new tripGOD

just won skribbl.io bc everybody left lads

Cool story loser, does it come in entertaining?

Story of your life lad

think this tripcunt should die lads

Fucking hate pineapple lumps

Fuck up idiot

lads I have a confession, I don't watch, like or partake in cricket I'm only here for the trans-tasman bants and brotherhood

>road

oh so you are like a kiwi version of sebbo

No I'm one of the bantering kiwis that have dabbed on Yea Forums for the past few weeks

im just kidding mate

your good in my book

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/26205200/mcc-survey-reveals-86-fans-prefer-test-cricket

>your
umm.... wow. learn to spell dimwit

'ning and zumbaya kumbi bla
must read
x

told off by a teenager

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no surprise

why are poopeees so full of angst bla AND are they the same irl??
it would quite disappointing tbqh ngl, I had such high hopes and opinions about visiting nz someday
x

we fucking hate tourists so stay away

then I will probably move there permanently x

Just don't cycle ever or drive like a wanker

Is this green enough lads?

Basin reserve where it's been pissing down in wellington.

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k x

literally more green than the outfield

doing very good in skribbl lads

How many standard drinks can you have and still not be over the limit?

It's spelled correctly, dickhead. Just the wrong word was used.

2 is the limit and your body should break down 1 standard an hour

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Yea Forums

Cope.

Limit for what ?

absolutely nothing with cycling

they call me pelotonbro

So 2 drinks from now until 130, then 1 every hour after that?

*scores a muscular 213 (465)*

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if I'm driving I go at 1 standard an hour just to be safe

I'm definitely going to rape someone tonight.

sir alastair cook

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anyone got the
>BALLS
edit of this

Not bad just having to do some unexpected business.

I remember someone dubbed the simpsons 'man getting hit by football' audio over it but have never been able to find it since

>scoring a cerebral 10 (200) in ulaanbaatar
youtu.be/zQlNgD1UOeU
x

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ama about cricket

>gully fielding in maluku selatan
youtu.be/8uYWNACGUU0
x
deserves it's own general tbqh ngl bla. reckon, in here, you would only find your peers who are as knowledgeable as you x

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hate snake pissken

hot take: Australia will win the world cup
India second
Pakistan third
England fourth?

>dodging beamers in jaboatão dos guararapes
youtu.be/HzuqKk4xlJY
x

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Hello /cric/

ummm.. reckon it will be close to that
ind -- yes
a(n)us -- yes
eng - nah
special mention - afg
x

Slog underarm delivery for six when?

youtube.com/watch?v=V7UscXRYKz4

The rugby seems to be impeding my ability to get out of twickenham

heading back to dorset mate?

2007 for me

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no lad just trying to go to work

sending you positive vibes mate

Finna diddly

being serious
ready to give out any cricket knowledge

>bowling doosras in petropavlovsk-kamchatsky
youtu.be/SucePko-8u8
x

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umm..a mix of 1999, 2007 and 2015 for me tbqh ngl bla x

Sober at a nightclub right now lads

KEK

1999 and 2015 for me

love the baby blue for india

just got the chemical wig trimmed lads

grim

Could be worse

for me, it’s none of them

they'll call you a poofter, fag and try and run you off the road in Auckland

Craving a cricketing hot take

Cricket is shit

finna lucky no wogball can kill the thread tonight

favourite ODI jersey mate

here's one: South Africa are absolute homebabby shitters and have absolutely no depth and a total of three good players (Rabada, the other black one and Makram)

baldism is as bad as racism

imagine if women had a genetic condition where, say, their tits started shrinking to nothing
don't think they'd be subject to any jokes whatsoever about it and I'd venture to say if you so much as mentioned it you'd be ostracised forever

stating the obvious a bit

so true

give me a topic and I'll focus it a bit more and come out with a truly obscure truthy

1999

the brown man is our superior in every way

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For me it's 1999

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agreed

Who do you like as outsiders in the World Cup? I'm expecting a few upsets by Afghanistan

Sri Lanka and WI will do better than people expect

if they were playing, I would be tipping a Zimbabwe upset

>switch hitting yorkers for sixers in bratislava
youtu.be/y5IzWSztF_o
1999+2007 tbqh iah ngl x
soime x

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*be’s here*

how are we

requesting sebbo Taco Bell bante

pretty good you

Sri Lanka are LITERALLY the dark horse and if you disagree you simply are a casual who hasn’t done his homework

What are /cric/ approved orders from the Chinese lads?

getting vietnamese instead

for me it’s salt and pepper squid

stir fried mixed veggies and tofu with brown rice
hot & sour soup
steamed veggie dumplings
ANGRY CHINESE LADY chilli oil fixin
x

The Chinese restaurants in Plovdiv are grim

what’s the sebbo approved Taco Bell order?

sebbo doesn't make an order, he tells them the items that he doesn't want to order

LOL

x

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It is truly the Richo of browser games.

hate the richo pedo gimmick
love the sebbo Taco Bell gimmick
Simple as

egg fried rice
chicken/beef chow mein
crispy chili beef
sometimes prawn toast, sometimes sweet & sour chicken balls

lovely old job

What went wrong after 2007?

don’t ‘get’ crispy chilly beef even though everyone seems to worship it . Love chicken balls though, especially if they’re done well

its ok m8 not everyone has to like the same things
problem is with chinese in general is that there is a huge variance in which particular ones are good. my local is pretty great across the board but I have been to some horrible places too

so true. More of a curry man myself anyway

Tell me about British cuisine

Butter chicken lol

if it's not on a pub menu it's grim

thinking about damien martyn

Kek rent free

>playing tests and T20s at this stage of the year

The Marylebone Cricket Club (MCC) announced on Saturday that an overwhelming 86% of fans prefer watching the five-day matches compared to the limited-overs versions, many of them saying Test cricket was the "ultimate" form.

The longstanding custodians of the game wanted to assess the popularity of the longest format against the limited-over versions and put out a survey. Here are its major findings.

Titled the 'MCC Test Cricket survey', the idea behind the research was to test the popularity and relevance of the longer format among fans, and whether they had the time and inclination to follow the oldest format of the game.

The survey was carried out across 100 countries with over 13,000 fans participating. "Overwhelmingly, Test cricket came out as the format that interests fans the most, regardless of country supported or age," the MCC said in a release. The results allowed the MCC to conclude that there was a "positive future" for Test cricket based on the review of the survey.

One of the most striking findings of the survey was that an average of 86% of the responders said Test cricket remained their "preferred" format followed by ODIs, T20Is and domestic T20s in that order. "Responders to the MCC Test cricket survey still consider the Test format to be the pinnacle of cricket and the favourite format of cricket to attend, follow and watch, with respondents describing the game as the "ultimate" form of cricket," the MCC said.

The MCC said over half of the respondents wanted to watch Test cricket regularly but would still like some improvements:
. Addressing the cost and availability of tickets to enable more fans to attend
. Increasing access to Test cricket on free-to-air TV
. Including half-day tickets to encourage families to attend

worse than Bulgarian. Although Bulgarian cuisine is actually alright and the king of Slavic cuisine

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t. eats chip shop curry

he looks about 50.

oh look it’s another inane yank post on Yea Forums. Don’t ever ( you) me again fatty, I’m intellectually out of your league

sebbo is a man that is incredibly good at saying absolutely nothing with every single post

>t. eats chip shop curry
literally what does this mean
yes brits eat curry, that is true
you say it like it's a negative thing, but in reply to a post that was critical about british food. what's the point of the post? what does it say beyond identifying that, yes, a british man did make the above post. could say t. drinks tea or t. has a british accent and nothing would change, its a post that only serves to point out britishness

every single one of his posts are like this

Test cricket is definetly the best but I've always got the feeling people circlejerk over how much they prefer it and love to say its the most true form of the game.

imagine not knowing what chip shop curry is kek

so true mate. Guy is off his nut.
Never seen him make one slightly interesting post about cricket, just an attention seeking fatty

lads love the shadow(you)s but please don't (you) each other while giving them to me

don’t think sebbo has ever watched a single delivery of test cricket, and there is literally no evidence to the contrary of this that exists on this website’s database

feels pretty good to be a broad shouldered middle class Englishman lads. Life on easy mode

>can't get a job
>have to teach english in plovdiv for subminimum wage
>easy mode

unironically yep

noticed a few girls giving me the eye today in town, must be the new found vegetarian diet and subsequent maximum fertility

t.

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1996 and 2007

1999 is the uniform

*ruins /cric/*

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sebbo Bell

>Herr derr you le bald xD
Being internet and science savvy enough to stop baldness in its tracks isn’t something to be made fun of, meanwhile you’re literally an obese greedy bastard

>internet and science savvy enough to stop baldness in its tracks
>internet ... savvy enough to stop baldness in its tracks
KEK

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struggling to see your point here

i'm struggling to stop laughing at you lad

cringe

Not a fan of this year’s jersey

Just got home lads. I picked up a girl last night too!

yep. based.

>one night stands in 2019
grim. Not that it was ever a good idea in the first place

>7am
That was a big night mate.

congrats lad. now that you aren't a virgin anymore, you can truly be a member of /cric/

only ever had sex with one girl lads

It wasn't a one night stand. I've made plans with her for lunch tomorrow and for next weekend. No chance of her being my gf though because she's moving to Victoria in 6 weeks.

Thanks lads. I couldn't believe it was happening. Was gonna stay home on the ps4 like every other weekend but went out instead. Was easier than I thought, but I did look retarded on the dance floor

It gets easier with practice mate. I'm glad you're getting out there. Shame she's moving, but you'll get some experience with her anyway.

am deifnitely better looking than sebbo and Daniel and richo, and probably amongst the top 15% best looking /cric/ posters

Can’t really that until you shag her again idiot

How's your weekend going lads ?

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Epic, simply epic. Zachy on the ropes, Josh in glorious ascension, Richo in gaol.

Richo is still at large m8. Molesting at will.

Shit. Must’ve made bail. Shall be contacting the Office of Public Prosecutions.

What’s on for drinko lads? Found a local place that carries Vic. Shall.

cringe
fair to say , yanks just don’t know how to Yea Forums

>zachy on the ropes
Scratch that lads. He has become the ropes.

speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/lbnaxyz6v128vf4a

>S-Sebbo mate I sw- [long pause] I swore to myself...
Immediately stopped listening.

:D

Okay so far, how’s yours mate?

>360 degree mirror
LOST

test cricket on the cards here

could use a wicket on the yugioh cards

the sun comes up... the skies won’t sink my soul

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Reckon I'll stick to /afl/ and /nrl/ once their seasons get underway, the posting quality here has just been dreadful

...

makes sense considering you don’t watch test cricket fucking idiot. Tbh you and sebbo are about as bad as each other

At least I don't make 100 posts a day like him. See you around world cup time.

cringe. Stop being the epitome of a Queensland pleb and start reading up on test cricket you literal wog

If only he’d actually keep to these commitments. Fucking serial liar this one.

my knowledge as well of depth of understanding of test cricket is literally unparalleled

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And yet you can’t afford a bottle of windex and a paper towel.

I'm only a quarter wog mate

you're full of shit richo you post here daily without your trip

>I'm only a quarter wog mate

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Only don't post with my trip when i namefag

Richo how's the gains mate

I bet he does convict conditioning. They won’t let him have equipment in the protective custody wing for nonces.

must be near genius level with a cranium like that 2bh

/afl/ is a dead poomunity

OH SHIT CRICKET'S ON

CMON BOYS
THATS IT LADS

Hows this pitch turning out, my streams being shit

Reckon there might be a draw on the Pokemon cards

>wow look how green that pitch is holy shit rip batsmen
>zero swing
>ball skidding off the surface

CRICKET IN NEW ZEALAND LADS

green, damp, doing nothing, literal divets

>shadman

GOTTEM
GONE
SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD A CUPPA LAD
YOU SHIT THE BED
GO ON FUCK OFF

de grandman > henshit

What!? What!?
Has anyone drowned yet?

Has someone posted le walking out the door man yet I haven't checked.

What’s this then?

where the FUCK is wagner

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Is >shadman Islam related to Rajibul Islam?

Still in bed

morning lads
a day of fuck all on the cards

for me it's bullying richo the fuck out

based fucking wagner

Good morning friend

Sebbo why do you have a hard on for richo?

Hate nonces with a passion mate. One tried to groom my younger brother when he was a teen. Pretended to be a girl and his online gf, as well as a guy friend. Sent him pics for some reason and, when he found out the girl was the guy, he sent a computer virus that wiped out all the images (and MP3s) on the computer. As far as I know the fucker was never caught despite us informing the police.

Lawnbro you here mate?

hello /sebbo/.. ooopss i mean.../cric/
y'all stayin yamagucci bla
x

got the agility pet earlier. honestly, euphoric feeling

got a low self-esteem gf lads. how to dump her properly?

Had one for seven years lad. Called it off and never looked back. Now in a fantastic relationship with a bird who is confident and has goals in life.

how did you end it? did she threaten self harm when you did?

You've just gotta walk away lad. It's how I got rid of mine. My bro was in a similar situation for most of his 20s. You've just gotta remember that you're not responsible for her mood or self-esteem. Worst thing that could happen is a suicide attempt obviously, but if she's genuinely at risk you can prepare for that while still leaving her (like actually talk to a therapist yourself, ensure she's in therapy, make sure her friends know and that you want them to make sure she's okay, etc.).

Literally just finished mowing the lawns haha

just do it properly
be respectful dont ghost her or anything

came back inside and we had 4 wickets
oh yesyesyesyes

BASED

based GODner

yeah but what's 'properly'? her low self-esteem is the only reason i want to leave her. do i just tell her that?

This. She'll recover. Just be sincere and don't walk away until you know she's OK. Don't leave her in a crying shambles by herself I mean.

No. Make something up is better.

Yep. Just spoke through it with her then walked out and never looked back. every case is different

just tell her you have cancer. your blogposts are cancer anyway so it's half true.

why does it always rain on days that I don't want it to

got a gorgeous gf who is also successful and loving life lads

asked my bf to marry me, ladies

I reckon everyone in this thread except for me and Sebbo has never even touched a woman.

love won lads

"Properly" meaning actually break up with her, rather than texting her and saying you're broken up, or literally just blocking her on everything one day. Like sit down with her, say you're not happy, say you don't think it's fair for you to keep her in this relationship when you're not happy (i.e., "I don't want to live a lie."), and that it's not fair to her to tie her up during what should be the best years of her life. If she starts going on about what happened, you can be vague, but sum it up with you simply not being happy anymore and knowing "in your heart" that it's not going to work out.

Virgin.

big cringe here

why tf are Wellingtonians so goofy-looking

*woman(male)
FTFY

TOP KEK YOU FUCKING LOSER LMFAO

If she's legitimately his gf, it's honestly a good idea to try to end things on a positive note rather than ghosting her. There's no sense in being cruel and telling her flat out that you hate her personality and that she should fuck off. There's also a big element of convincing yourself that it's the right thing to do; guys who date these LSE girls tend to think they're doing them a favor by staying with them, or at least that they're doing less harm by not breaking up with them. The harsh reality is that the girl is only getting older every year she spends with a guy that doesn't love her anymore; a girl in her early 20s (I assume that's his age) is going to have a lot less trouble finding a new bf interested in marriage than a girl in her late 20s or even into her 30s.

howd ya do it mate?

>i dont want to live a lie

would literally fucking explode with laughter if someone said this to me unironically

just be'd myself

My loser bf just broke up with me lads, thank fuck I dodged a bullet there

based

/cric9k/

Phrase it however you want. You get the idea though. The idea is to make it clear that you're not interested in continuing to try, because otherwise she'll do everything possible to convince you to take her back.

*lives a lie*

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>the 600lb virgin amerimutt who spends all his free time larping in a cricket poomunity is giving relationshit advice

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Brekky time, boys. Yum!

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Never knew the good brands made it down there. Nice.

is this the most pathetic sebbesity larp ever?

>instead of fixing the relationship, just end it properly by telling her you don’t want to live a lie bro

>be 18-22-years-old
>see someone unhappy in a relationship
>seethe uncontrollably
the incel pedo richo

this

>ROH

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kek, the thread really can't help it

At this point, fatguts could post the most sage advice in cric history and still get BTFO

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Neil Wagner, the fierce competitor with a heart of gold.

more like the /fit9k/ elements in this thread would try to shit on it, samefag, and get laughed at by people who have actually gotten their dicks wet this century.

and 2bh, you literally dig your own grave every time.

Impossible to like.

What's he going to do? Give himself advice? The only two posters left are him and him on an australian proxy.

Combined total of zero (0) relationships

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well you're here. so am I.

Why was this deleted?

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YUCK

If NZ can bowl them out today, then just play tmrw like it's a ODI, click up 400+ and dec, a win is possible if nz has a blinder on day5

*woof woof*
(I don’t want to live a lie)

Why did he say “reckon /cric/ is going to be a lot slower the next three days kek” lads?

*doesn't actually discuss or even watch cricket*

announcing a report I think.

This was a good post

1. Impersonating Yea Forums staff
Or
2. Revealing his status as Yea Forums staff

Either way, both are against the global rules. Some noble hero should report this clown.

Matt Henry shill you here lad? or too BTFO?

my mate reported him once and got warned, the post remained.

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Similar thing happened to my mate, except he got a ban not a warning. Strange.

kek

KEK

K E K

my mate got a warning too for reporting his posts too. really made him think

imagine being a janny on Yea Forums and doing it for no compensation whatsoever. only for a taste of power he will never have in the outside world. I feel sad for them.

my mate got a warning yesterday for a standard part of cric culture:
>what's for dinner lads
Sickening misuse of power.

My mate followed sebbesity's advice and broke up with his gf with the living a lie line.
She killed herself.

>start watching a doco on the Hittites
>there's NIGGERS in it
Dropped.

Died of laughter

Why do Indians always ask where you're from in Youtube videos when they see someone even vaguely criticizing India?

lmao why are they so shook all the time

my mate followed in sebbos footsteps, moved to Arizona and larped as a lawyer while actually pursuing a career as a 4channel janny. He is diabetic now.

Lied of Daughter

Got a haircut, lads. Thoughts?

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nice

makes you look like a gook m8 but it could just be the lighting

Sorry but you aren't one of the lads.

I'm 100% Ukrainian and Polish.

They weren't footsteps they were craters, here's an example of one of fatguts footsteps en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meteor_Crater

What's with the nails? DO you larp as an ugly drag queen on weekends?

It's not a larp.

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wagner literally epic here

>wagner literally epic here

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/cric/ literally in the penalty box kek

looking good mate

Wagner is looking epic here.

Thanks for the shadow (you)

Epic Wagner session lads

>Wagner is looking epic here.
>looking good mate
>Thanks for the shadow (you)

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>shadow (you)
kek imagine stealing my elite terminology

sebbo is literally destroying /cric/

posters are literally packing up and leaving because of him

Grouse m8.

You better look that up in the archives you fat fuck.

There's easily 6-10 posters who have left since January.

yeah it's not a sebboism at all. what a delusional cunt.

matt henry shills are at it again in the cricinfo comments lads

i dont. makes me feel good that im not a fat loser

new

Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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