/hoc/

Grim

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Water.

imagine sperging out over something as autistic as when a thread gets made

gin neat

costco vodka

haha, yah imagine /hoc/ doing that

>schedule
Reminder this thread is just as bad and you're a braindead fucking moron to mix up timezones like you did. Everyone else already knows this, but like a reverse Finnish tender nothing penetrates your skull so I have to repeat myself. Shall be getting a workout in and listening to The Game then coming back to call you all losers

Way to out yourself as not being a true /hoc/poster.

imagine not following /hoc/ traditions.

shall be waiting

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who caniac here la

Only SHIT games/teams tonight.

What's everyone watching?

For me it's Wheel of Fortune.

get fucked sam

jets/canes wishing you fags would post faster

For me, it's Sebastian Aho's sister

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>switching from the wild
Pathetic

All times are given in EST.
Any games not being played in that time zone also have the local time in parentheses.

How are you too stupid to be able to figure that out.

Which Aho's?

When Koivu retires there will be zero Finns watching Wild.

New Business Idea: A hockey game with battle royal.

>relocanes

The mongolian one

poor Mikko :(

I hope i’m on based Team Peep again this year

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she cute
i would take her out to a fancy dinner and then not call the next day

Bet this dinner wishes he could bandwagon switch countires

Could do without the nose ring, but otherwise that's a hard "would" from me.

pepsi max with a splash of wisers

Is he still playing in AHL?

mini ftw

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i was promised a thorough dabbing on the jests

someone tell carolina they have a game tonight

how come aho is so dark?

laine useful!

cold coffee left over from my lunch break

Yep

Giving them a ring right now.

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same desu

business idea: when a team challenges a play the players who are causing the review have to fight and the winner gets the call for his team

oh, wrong one

patrik laine is playing the best hockey he has ever played and I mean this unironically

>together we can save the manitobans
ohnononono

>ah-blow

does anyone have the day in the life of marc-andre fleury image?

no games worth watchin since the leafs arent on

how many dicks is he sucking in it?

I don’t know what this is but I would like to see it as well.

>it’s an toronto isn’t playing or lost today episode
based

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this many

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why is everyone so jealous of our success

Why are there so many Hurricanes fans on /hoc/ but none of them in real life.

I'll squish all the Finnworms under my feet

norf carolina is a poor shithole that cant afford tickets

its a meme nobody here is actually a canes fan

You are correct based New Zealand and he will only get better.

i WILL fucking HEEM sam.

>one ring to his 3
I’m sure he’s crying himself to sleep

>posting from a frozen wasteland
>calling somewhere else a shithole

jesus christ the canes are getting spanked

question for /hoc/
there's a blooters fan in the whyld/bantlels thread screeching quite autistically for some reason. has anybody else encountered this geriatric fellow before?

sam's team helping ted's team, it's so cute

>bunch of j3rks

>canes are making the playoffs

some ncaa games on right now:
>michigan vs pedosota
>new hampshire vs northeastern

Sam an heroed rip in piece

what time is it in hobbiton

I guess 3rd best in your division counts as success in Toronto. You guys planning the Cup parade?

doesn't matter stooge, dawgs going b2b

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>success

did you watch last night? I left a link in last nights thread. it was interesting to watch

2pm its a lovely afternoon, i am actually drinking ale but sadly no pipeweed

he must've finally realized the consequences of too much Fortnite and that Bo Horvat was right all along.

Dropped a huge a columbus earlier.

I wouldn’t mind hearing about every time matthews’ farts on TSN half as much if the Laffs had actual warranted success but they are still perennial dogshit.

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>44 years
let me have this

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new zealand seems like a very comfy place to live

i did not, i was at the hokkie games.
funny enough there were people behind us talking about bandy

Winnipeg is NOT a frozen shithole

did you see the way they celebrated beating the soilers? lmao they know their window is already closed.

MAXIMUM AIRFLOWS

he has 2 sisters. Selma and Selina. Selina recently played for the swedish U18 team in January

>Trocheck: "You can't do that"

>imagine being North American who's following college sports

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nah it’s cool lad, I’m happy ovi finally got his cup

it is a dogshit dildo though

If she has a tongue piercing she's perfect

some of it. some is shit. naturally minorities ruin a lot of things with their crime and incessant screeching of injustice

I have that same hat

want a medal?

faggot

want a hat?

friend

what planet is that humanlike creature from?

It's an icy, wind-blasted train depot.

i watch lots of junior hockey. i like how the amount of junior hockey coverage has really grown significantly over the past decade. its possible to see deeper prospects play now instead of just the top5.

yeah how about the time we burned down the white house

La creatura

How terrible is your apartment boys? I have some retarded drunks yelling outside and it sounds like people are dropping weights on my ceiling. Pretty ghetto desu

planet mexico

i can see his brain through his nostrils

>i'm proud of being casual
alright muhamsven

live with my gparents til i have enough to buy a house [soon]
JUST

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mine is pretty comfy desu but unfortunately its on a busy street and I live in a college town so students make a lot of noise most thursday nights. there is an ice cream shop downstairs though

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I gave up apartment living and moved to a white neighborhood. But my last apartment was 90% african.

For me it's a nice quiet neighborhood in orange county

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thats a good chance to learn their C&C friend: cuisine and culture!

I live in St. Albert which basically the richest suburb of Edmonton. Zero crime

house, its old but comfy. Rural setting

we need to do something about this guy xbros

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>i watch lots of junior hockey

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corn bread and tyler perry

Someone died in their car right outside my apt and there was a police standoff a couple doors down several months earlier.

my parents sold their house to chinks laundering money, downsized to a retirement condo and gave me some of the extra money. probably couldnt afford to live here otherwise.

business idea: get rid of the gaypezoid

based
was just thingken this

I’m ok with this

should've happened the moment brodeur went to stl

you clearly aren't old enough to remember how bad the games were when you couldn't even dump the puck in since the goalie's a good puckhandler

Holy shit the pedosota mild are bad

more of a rhombus man myself

i was born in 1992 friend, how about you?

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

was 5'8 still considered small for a hockey player during ted lindsays age? i feel like that is one of those things taken out of context and only looks weird when compared to modern times.

the tenant right above me is an obese female who apparently never sleeps. she would stomp randomly from the hallway to the kitchen throughout the day. She has since broken her leg, and basically crawls up the steps now, one at a time dragging her ass. however, it now sounds like she's rolling bowling balls around at random, and sometimes it sounds like she is dropping a whole jar of marbles on a wood floor. i dont really mind any of it though. the guy next door to me is a mexican in his 40s and hes pretty chill

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can you imagine losing to such a shit team?
LMAO

wew lad

just relocate them already

randy from raleigh BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOO

why is minnesota called pedosota

BASTE DANE

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jets need to ease up on these jerks, the hockey gods were not pleased when they embarrassed the ducks

The mild need to be relocated. Pedosota deserves nothing

I'M LIVING 'ROUND
AN ENDLESS ROAD
AROUND THE WORLD FOR ROCK'N'ROLL
SOMETIMES
IT FEELS SO TOUGH
BUT I STILL AIN'T
HAD ENOUGH

DON'T YOU TELL ME THAT IT'S BAD FOR MY HEALTH
'CAUSE KICKING BACK DON'T MAKE IT

OUT OF CONTROL, I PLAY THE ULTIMATE ROLE
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FAKE IT

because chubbs, damned be his name, posted monroe, a 30yo boomer porn star, and the underage users of spee thought she was a minor

they have this weird obsession with highschool kids like /hoc/ is seeing now

some wild fan had an affinity for teen girls or something and regards here in 2014 thought it was funny and the meme never died

this is a yikes

Kill all mild fans

that was average i'd say. Gordie Howe was a power forward at 6'0 190lbs back then. King Clancy and Howie Morenz were smaller than Kailer Yamamoto, and they were the best players in the league during their time.

>liking 14-17 year olds makes you a pedo
okay schlomo shekelberg

2001

>watching legal age kids makes you a pedo
is hoc full of pedos because of wjc? fuck i hope i don't have to register on a list

right, girls just suddenly become attractive right on their 18th birthday

>some wild fan had an affinity for teen girls
wait do you guys not find 17-18yos attractive? it's like the start of a woman's prime.
wtf is hoc full of milf hunters?

shlomo shekelbergs like under 10s though. true deranged pedos

>IIIIIII HEEEEAR YOU CAAALIN

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not sure but im pretty certain people were shorter on average back then

imagine being born in the 1900s

>imagine living in the fucking SUNBELT

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i didn't know florida had so many jews and pedo apologists.

its fucking 4-0, wtf are you "yikes"ing me about?
>relocate them

yeah that why the meme is shitty and retarded, post-pubescent teen girls are sexy as hell

not really. Gordie Howe was his linemate in Detroit and he was 6' tall

*guitar*
dah nah nah nahhhh nah nah nahhn nahhhnahhhnahh nah nah nah nah nah nah

wait, holy shit there's two 4-0 games lol

5'8 was probably near a league average in the 40s or 50s maybe

imagine not growing up during the redwings-avalanche rivalry

hoc must have a lot of trap lovers

does anyone else here also like watching tampon commercial compilations?

i'm yikesing your autism bud
nobody gives a shit about minnesota

condition: hitting goalies is allowed outside the crease

i wasn't talking about minnesota you fucking mong
>relocanes

>shutout the top team in the league
>get heemed by one of the shittiest teams in the league the next game
this is a funny league

kys yourself Mohammad

your cognitive ability needs a jump start

thats a woman's peak, and its all down hill from there, slowly at first then very quickly. men hit there prime whenever they establish themselves, so men's attractiveness is less at the mercy of nature, and more in their own capacity

florida>minnesota>tampa
florida>tampa
lgbtning btfo

>natural instinct makes you a muzzie
canada is an odd place

so you're telling me that the canes aren't down 4-0 right now? Ok
>dont even @ me

you now remember kyle wellwood

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>Jets have 4 goals on 11 shots
am I reading this right?

>this is your brain on sunbelt
observe hoc's town retard

more odd to be attracted to underage girls if you ask me. girls go through puberty at like 13, don't call me the odd ball you sick fucko

so blazed rn haha

business idea: hurricanes and wild both relocate to kansas city, giving kc two (2) teams

Im not talking shit but im actually curious do do the florida panthers have actual fans that watch hockey regularly?

nobody said 13, the leaf said 14, i said 17
underage is literally a new social construct. hundred years ago wive's popped out kids starting at 16.

you sound like a bitter post-wall roast

it's called pedosota because it's filled with finns

Anyone else been having trouble with lazyman lately? What a horrible minor inconvenience.

I can't watch >my team lose anymore. I must quit hockey for tonight friens

>i don't even know he's rambling about now
>he thinks i'm sunbelt
>he still thinks I was talking about pedosota
>he's still @ing me
this place gets bad, but its straight fucking stupid in here tonight

One in Missouri and one in Kansas

but it's not? michigan [UP] has the most finns in the country.
panthers have the trifecta of shit
>awful location way outside of town
>bad team
>non-hockey market
set up for failure from the start

no I just hate pedos. we should round them up and gas them

quit hockey, but don't quit /hoc/

business idea: the mental image of a penis going in and out of your mother’s vagina

mate you need to learn to follow a reply thread or the nurse needs to turn off your internet.

that's fine but nobody here is saying pre-pubescent girls are attractive.

if you want to live in a hundred years ago then go back to the middle east you sand nigger. we don't fuck kids here in the 1st world

You forgot
>no white people under the age of 80

nobody is discussing fucking kids you retard.

finnesota sounds better than finnchigan

>SUUDEENLYY

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this is it. get gary on the phone

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you mean finnigan?

of course they do, bigot

youtu.be/XX2eJlyc6Uo

Most men never peak. Don't kid yourself lmao it's why 80% of girls only sleep with 20% of guys

pedos get the fuck out

It's a shame because they have a really strong team

thinking about putting the dens upper belt

men peak from like 21-60 if they're fit and healthy. the attractiveness just changes from hot chad to good looking young adult to fine wine middle age.

surveys about attractiveness are funny, women usually pick guys their age, men pick 20-22yos no matter how old they get.

Since I got NHL 98 on playstation :D

>finnigan
sounds one of the Tolkien elves

hoc is pants on head retarded right now

TALK ABOUT HOCKEY YOU FUCKS

THIS ISN'T MSN MESSENGER STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR OFF TOPIC BULLSHIT

blaine just blew a 2-0 lead

Men. Never. Peak.

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>that one guy who didn't have anybody on his IM friends list
what's his story?

what the fuck is an IM friends list?

>canes get scored on
>I say relocate them
>gives me a "yikes" cuz "nobody cares about MN"
>tell him i wasn't talking about the Mild
but i cant follow replies? K

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WHOS BLAINE I NEVER HEARD OF HIM

yeah. peaking, as the responsibility of the man's own self, will produce some men who never peak, because some will never apply themselves. thats their own fault. there has to be winners and there will always be losers. point is, you can work your ass off and someday establish yourself, even though there will always be unfair advantages. however, women's natural value lies in their fertility and looks, they are reliant on a small window, and theres nothing they can do about it. thats the difference

please remember jordan eberles message

GET THA FUCK UP OUT MA FACE
'FOR I MURDA YOU

nothing better than watching your favorite athelete do fortnite dances after scoring. ive spent alot of time getting them down so i can use them in my beer league.

look at this again grandpa
we know you're angry about getting utterly destroyed by such a garbage team but you don't need to sperg out here.

>4 goals
>4 cups
Jets Stanley Cup vros no doubt. You're all losers btw

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Y'AINT THE BOSS OF ME HOMIE

a beer league ref once tried to give me a penalty for putting the sword away after a breakaway goal. fat fuck

lmao on the latest bobcast Travis from Akron, Ohio sent him a letter

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>2-5
Holy fuck how are the mild this bad?

This is like the mexicans in california supporting the sharks because it reps some spic street gang

FOR ME ITS MAKING MY HOCKEY STICK INTO A GUN AND SHOOTING THE GOALTENDER AFTER I SCORE A GOAL

The Flames offense has shut down. 14 goals over the last 8 games. Losing 1-0 to the yotes and look out of it. Monahan and Gaudreau have combined for 4 goals over the last 17 games. Tkachuk has 3 es points in the last 18 games. Seriously San Jose and Vegas, hope you get us in the first round. Our first line centre looks all but done for the year at this point, and Tkachuk has done a great job ruining whatever offense is in our top 6. We won’t put up much of a fight with our roster right now.

It's looking grim

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turn your capslock off already anisimov

beating tampa must've rubbed off on them

to be honest any team that plays the leafs will see their ratings drop overall. thats just how good they are.

Well this is going gay.

i just saw a head and shoulders commercial with two women kissing

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i, for one, am staying scared, while also retaining some of my obsession, even though i am seething

Mild fan?

since when do the flames have a Swedish fan?

But are you mad at ice

witches used to be burned at the stake, now they're selling shampoo

nice

>leafs over bruins
>leafs over lightning
>leafs over penguins
>leafs over predators

sharks just need a goalie and the cup is theirs desu. i'm scared

are you going to buy that product now?

whats written on the back of brossoits mask

tabernac

let's be honest, we all saw this coming

i never have but if i did i would need to look closely into if it is tested on animals or uses non organic compounds.

where would they get one though?

I THINK THE CAPITALS ARE GOING TO WIN IT AGAIN. OVECHKIN IS JUST TOO GOOD RIGHT NOW

shitty ice further exacerbates my initial three symptoms equally

first time I've heard Barkov's voice
weird

Since this manlet played there:

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mines pretty good. even has its own gym on the base floor. it's kinda small though but it's usually just me in there

just sneak jones some ped's

fleury to the sharks

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the leafs have too much offensive firepower.

THE THING YOU GOTTA REALIZE IS PLAYOFF HOCKEY IS A LOT MORE PHYSICAL THAN REGULAR SEASON HOCKEY. ALSO DURING THE PLAYOFFS THE REFEREES CALL A LOT LESS PENULTIES SO THE BIG HITS AND PHYSICAL PLAY IS A LOT MORE EFFECTIVE IN THE POST SEASON.

THE CAPITALS ARE DOMINANT AT PLAYING THE PHYSICAL STYLE OF HOCKEY THAT IS NEEDED TO WIN

nah old man its all about points. whoever gets the most wins. doesnt matter if you give up 10 if you score 12.

the first time i heard mackinnon talk in an interview i could tell his iq was only double digit at best

PNC will be completely empty in the 3rd

It's a lot softer than you would expect right?

>Colorado is getting Jack Hughes

Everyone laugh at Ottawa

I live in a basement that I rent off a family friend's son. Its not the worst because I have my own bathroom and I've turned the laundry room into my battlestation, but it gets cold as fuck, if its -30 outside and 25C upstairs, it will be around 5-10 degrees where I am. I have lots of blankets

anyone have any good stories from juniors?
i have to write a story for class and i'm out of ideas

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>tfw no hockey gf

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These games suck

i used to know a janitor and he fucking hated his job

i'll laugh at colorado though, hughes is a bust

tell them to come here and post tits

yeah, exactly
feels like a literal kid talking

Who's getting the 1st overall then?

imagine being the janitor for the women's hockey team. haha gross

>bing bings still struggle to make the ploffs
>manage to regress again next season

>called my dad a faggot and he kicked me out
anyone in toronto whose couch I can borrow?

was it kippers?

Haha imagine having to wash their dirty underwear hahah

>remember how commierado was talking shit before new years
wewewewe

>the smell

Theo is pretty funny. He released a country music album a few years ago.
youtube.com/watch?v=ek_L-3XUC-Y

call the cops and tell them you're a tenant and he has unlawfully evicted you without notice

Why would someone willingly root for a team that both has no cups and has no hope of getting one?

go to the sikh temple

worst than that
imagine being a janitor FOR FREE

IT DOES MATTER WHEN ITS A 7 GAME SERIES AND ALL YOUR PLAYERS ARE BEAT UP

why are hockey players such good musiciians?
youtu.be/GmfUpXb5ogQ

did you just advocate bandwagoning?

Some people are just born in Toronto, user. They can't help growing up with the team.

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Imagine calling your dad a faggot
What went so wrong

Cause we're not bandwagoning faggots, go sharks

leafs will only lose four games total in the playoffs. two of those in the finals.

>just be a casual
embarrassing post lad, would recommend deleting

is sweet child o mine the only the song henrik can play on guitar?

This is pretty epic. I didn't know Lundqvist could shred

didnt watch full video but says 3 song medley so probably not

there's been a few meme cup runs, or at least finals in the last 15-20 years.

T. Chicano or some pussy hipster who thinks hockey is "awesome!"

>Dear Father, what's up faggot!!

My dad would have killed me, no lying
my dad is in prison for homicide

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THE LEAFS ARE GOING TO GET BULLIED OUT IN ROUND 1 BY BOSTON AGAIN, YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK

Lol that was not bad.
Much free time

huh?
who are you quoting?

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>my dad is in prison for homicide
are you black

imagine not having your dad pick >your team for you before you were old enough to understand

lundpads is even gayer now somehow

My dad doesn’t even watch hockey, it was my stepdad that got me into it.

you have to think on your own. my dad is from india but im a leafs fan.

graduated MCRD PI today, what did i miss for 3 months?

If you can play sweet child of mine even half that decent you can almost certainly play other songs. Dont get me wrong it wasn't incredible, but he obviously knows how to play

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I like Lundpads desu

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>bunch of jerk5

>went to original jets games when I was 5 and 6 with my dad in the 90s and have fond memories
>get tickets to the first jets 2.0 home game
he died a year later, but it was cherished memories

THINK IM GOING TO POST IN ALL CAPS FROM NOW ON

My dad is an italian man who hates the world

my dad never watched hockey either, probably only has tenuous grasp on the rules, even though i've been playing since i was 5

he also wears pre-worn jeans like some teenager

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We didn't watch sports in my house when I was a kid because my father had heart problems and anger issues

for me, it's the intangibles

ME TOO

My dad is doesn't know sports exist

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SHALL BE ALL CAPS FOR ME FROM HERE ON OUT LADS

It almost seems like you're saying that ironically

IF YOUR DAD DIDN'T GET YOU INTO HOCKEY THAN YOU HAD A SHITTY DAD

redpill me on snus

WHAT IF WE DIDNT HAVE ICE RINKS IN MY HOME COUNTRY

>dad's a pens/hawks fan
>moms a leafs fan "during playoffs"
Cursed fucking family

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>tfw got dad into hockey

now this is grim

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Boys how are the wild so trash lol

THEN YOU SHOULD GO BACK THERE AND TAKE YOUR SHITTY DAD WITH YOU

WHY ARE WE TYPING IN CAPS???

FUCK YOU

hey gupreet

THATS NOT VERY NICE

user, i hate to be the one to break this to you, but your parents are casuals

r8 my gf’s ass

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see
and
and
and ths is you I think

when are we going to setup a /hoc/ fortnite competition

I DONT RATE IT VERY HIGH
MAYBE THREE OUT OF TEN AT BEST BUDDY

probably very underwhelming braps

GOT IT LAD

I dunno, you're camera is shit
I need more angles, perspective is important
>plus, it's probably you in a dress

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flatter than crosby/10

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

>RE

thats clearly a malnourished boy

#endbullying

ireland/10

wood berry/10

DAMN, Kippers looks like THAT?!?!?!

lads ive had about 16 slices of finncrisps today am i going to be okay? I really got out of control, had extra slices with brekky and lunch, plus some as a snack and then another 3 slices just now

>LO

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N

shove a couple up your ass to counteract it

>CANES

I

6 - 2 ...

SEE YOU LATER HOC
KEEP YOUR STICK ON THE ICE

>wil6

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fix these games gary wtf

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FRIDAY NIGHT /HOC/

barkov with 5 (five) assists

BABCOCK?

MORE LIKE BAD-COCK (SUCKER)

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HOPE HE REACHES 6 OR 7 DESU

Implying I’d ever forget

OFF TOPIC, BUT HAS ANYONE HERE CONSIDERED SELF IMMOLATION??

hahahahahahahaha

Look who is watching CWHL hockey on periscope

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no but im pretty excited for classic wow

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nobody cares men are playing you cuckold

I’m too much of a pussy

>world of reddit
Go back

all great professional sports stream on periscope

Dubs and I seppuku

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I BET YOU LOVE GREASING UP A STIFF PIECE OF WOOD DON'T YOU. YOUR PROBABLY A TAMPA BAY FAN

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

LOUD NOISES

>redditlab/birdreddit
yikes

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really? Is he a biker or something?

so this is what happens when the relocanes play a good team

PORCUPINES BALLS
THEY’RE SMALL AND THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT

JUST BECAUSE LIGHTNING RHYMES WITH FRIGHTENING DOESNT MAKE THEM SCARY

VAN WOKE UP THEN, I SAID GO BACK TO SLEEP NIGGA IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU, NIGGA DOZED OFF REAL QUICK

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imagine what shannon is up to right now

youtube.com/watch?v=XWREykrf0SI

shut the fuck up sam you lysol drunk pile of shit

>JACKING OFF ON WOMENS DAY
I SURE HOME YOU GUYS DONT DO THIS

You're killing the white race

>fuck international dyke day. the only place women belong is in the kitchen or bedroom and not anywhere near an ice rink.
wow shannon hard to disagree

RESPECT WOMEN

ONLY to Molly Ringwall'd
>for nostalgia

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thinking about some friday night vidya

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WITH THE PASS

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i’m not black

Molly knows the correct way for a man to respect a female is right in the vagina

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Where'd all the caniacs go?

>ywna spend all night playing ps2 with your lads
how 2 time travel?

name a better cost per abv adult beverage than olde english malt liquor™
i’ll be waiting whilst sipping a refreshing brass monkey

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left as soon as they figured there wouldnt be any post game faggotry. they werent going to sit around and watch hockey.

MORE LIKE PLAINIACS
CAUSE THEY'RE BASIC

Dood, pls

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What the fuck are they DOING

molly ringwald was so fucking hot hnghhh

eat shit and kys tripcuck

I see the Jets are leading 5 to 0. My nigger Laine must have scor...

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had so many good times with pals playing vidya games. We were born too soon for time travel, if we even find it possible.
Best to play some more, make more good times

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How about you fall on a sharp rock

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EVER TRY MAKING YOUR OWN HOOCH?

suck my cock tripnigs

remember when you could eat a girls pussy without her permission and get away with it? I don't either but fuck modern society desu

thinking bout putting one last dens upper belt before getting ready for bed time

>Molly knows you don't REALLY respect women
She can see right through your thin disguise

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Imagine being mad at anonymous names

t. PK Subban

damn i was really hoping for a shutout for brossoit, you know hes cut up about that tampa goal

>he buys his alcohol according to cost against intoxication ratio
you are like a little babby

>anonymous
>names
It's not even fun to be mad at you when you're this fucking retarded

for me its the chevrolet™ good deeds cup

what did you call me

>mad

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isn’t that the most meaningful cup in hockey?

why is this logo a toilet seat?

I’m living on unemployment insurance right now so I have to be thrifty.

MY POOPS HURT

>6unch of jerks
incroyable

That sounds pretty comfy desu. What's it like neeting over there?

I live and will probably die by this stuff

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you should get screened for bowel cancer often symptoms are dismissed for typical IBS until it is too late

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HAHA FUG :DDD

45+55 >>>> 25+75

don't @me

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Pretty based, I got laid off from a cushy marketing job that I can easily replace but just want to relax for awhile and I have no real expenses.

could tonight be the night?

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@

hockey gods are not going to like this..

Not working made me feel like shit :-/

>relocanes

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>8-1
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>Where the fuck is the frogs game??

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get a hobby you drone

uhhh why are the jets running it up on this ahl team lmao

WOW 7 goals for the jets, I bet Laine scored one of them!

I needed to take back to back days off from being sick and it made me miss being a NEET so fucking badly
Work sucks

>I've been retired for over five years
tell me about it..

Nah I got a job, aint got time for that shit. Now I make six figures and jump off of boats.

youtube.com/watch?v=cpoRdpEM_bw

>8unch of jerks
imagine having a

hard to support a worthwhile hobby without income

>Niederraiter
>-6
WEW

SHALL be ending it all lads
seppuku is the only release from this hell

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based sarcastic poster

8 goals, sorry, my nhl app wasn’t up to date. Looks like laine got 0.

CELEBRATE THAT YOU NU-HOCKEY SUNBELT FAGGOTS
8-1
>8-1
8-1
>8-1
8-1
>8-1
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>8-1

THE TANK IS BACK ON

does this mean we're not going to see a victory celly???? :(

yay we all get to watch habs/ducks together :)

hello my fellow hockey enthusiasts

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Would be impossible for them to regress further without a fuckload of injuries desu.

The one saving grace of this season.

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>watching shitters instead of edina/sta

its too late lad
we had the chance to tank and we can't even do that right

not tonight fren

no celly tonight? fucking tryhard cuckolds lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I REALLY like this edit

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Where did you get this picture of me? Did my sister send it to you?

maybe spend more time practice hockey instead of dancing around like faggots lmao

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PUT LE BISCUIT

IN LE BASKET

Can you please do the entire western conference a favor and lose like this for at least 5-10 more games?
Thanks.

DUDE

DUDE

DUDE

DUDE

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>jets score 9 on ducks
>jets lose 9 of the last 14
im telling you guys this is bad juju

broons

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>TED 7
What did they mean by this?

JUDE

PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET

lads what is it like to have a true #1 goaltender instead of a """#1"""" who is really the #2 on a good team?

I WOULD 8 TO BE A CANES FAN RIGHT NOW
GOOD THING THEY DONT EXIST LMFAO
WHERES THE STORM SURGE
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

new thread better have news and a schedule for fuck sakes smdfh

bags of sand

It’s alright

LETS GO HABS!

...

it's like
>a very heavy biscuit
>a sturdy basket

No new threads please

I know what boobs feel like and its not bags of sand ok

HAIL STUDIOUSNESS
>seriously

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>t. never felt boobs
ok virgin

0-0 going into OT, calling it now.

based
just end it
no more

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I love you
-_- let;s meet and marry and never look back

pls no.
i think edina will put up 4 or 5 desu

I have felt 13+ pairs of female breasts
can't remember all of their names though and I legitimately feel bad about that

You’re not sam

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bet Edina could beat the Wild right now tbqh
shamfur display tonight

go to bed bracket before I give you aids

new

That's not me

go to bed bracket before I give you both aids

How you gonna get it to me?

With my penis