/hoc/

If any1 has nhl 19 and play ultimate team why is Crosby so fucking redic

I'm going to use this thread

>recycling
shant

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shall'st

think ill /shall/

why use a Swedish thread with an orangutan bestiality gif as the OP when you have a perfectly good Bulju thread right here? get your priorities straight laddy

shall be posting in both threads until the matter is settled

what happened to the hurricanes? jeepers

I have no idea, I don’t follow them at all.

Jesus habs your power play is God awful

Same thing that's been plaguing them for the past 7 years: inconsistent goaltending and not enough quality chances.
If you honestly thought the Hurricanes wouldn't regress from where they've been at these past few months you haven't been paying enough attention.

ALTAR BOIS BEELOOOWWWWNNNNNN THE FUCK OUT

These fuckers always collapse at the end of the season, always make a miraculous January and February run only to let everyone down again.
Still promising dick reveal if we make the playoffs.

I want my team to win, I want your team to lose.

for me, its posting the same shitposts in either thread

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

Just do it now

If ducks win the lottery I will post my butthole

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maximum exposure
very high IQ power play

I want the hasb to win therefore they won’t.

What if we have the same team?

>b2b top cheese
wew, edina rolling

Eden Prairie vs Edina finals

imagine being mad at public school kids

like 2nd worst outcome but fuck sta

/lifelong/s WW@?

wasnt adam banks from edina?

are you guys watching high school hockey again?
have you got a link?

private schools are the real rich kids but all you hear is "reeeeeee fuck Edina fuck Eden Prairie"
success breeds jealousy

prep45.com/

i mean i went to hill so i know all about that but fuck sta more than anybody. don't like edina but what's another championship to them yknow? sta would become even more insufferable to deal with.

holy shit habs

SCAAAAAAAAAAAR HENRIQUE

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ET EL BUUUUUUTTE

Well shit

I grew up in Wisconsin but moved to Minnesota later so I have no dog in the fight
just funny how many people are SEETHING about Edina, a public school

CHASEB OWL

shant

it's cuz edina is always good and rich as fuck. basically they can tell everyone to git gud

but it's a public school and thus FREE, anyone could go to school there and play hockey
not paying out the ass for tuition like some Catholic school like STA

Imagine talking about high school hockey and police chases when Canada's team (real) is playing

link

edina is stupid expensive to live in, but rich hockey families do move there to have their kids play. so yes it's public and free but just based on reputation and history they have a heavy pull for talent.

www.stream 2 watch . ws/live/montreal-canadiens-vs-anaheim-ducks-live-streaming

is this the thread? how do I know which thread is the thread?

good
I hate how in America success is considered bad
need mo money fo dem prgrams

why is there so many hocs i don't know which one is the real hoc gaaarrrrryyyyyyy

hah fool I have LazyMan I don't need your pleb streams

on the other hand, STA is 25,000 dollars a year

the bulju thread is always the thread

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extremely based post

>25k
>a year's pay for me, for a kid
>when I could send that kid to public school for free (minus taxes)
wew lad
who the fuck would ever have kids, what a ripoff

who will be the biggest disappointment of the 2019 playoffs
hard mode: no laffs

i only have a kid so he can perform my burial rights

what is your burial rites

i mean these parents own million dollar companies and whatnot, edina's do too. kids driving mercedes and bmws to school

flims 100% will get bounced by memesota or [depending on jones] san sojay

to spread my ashes in my beloved Finland

*play button greys out*

>memesota
>even making the playoffs

is this the thread?

>competition is
>arizona
>colorado
user they're making the playoffs no matter how hard they try not to

hello please tell me all your hockey related business ideas

Boston.
>make it to second round, upgrading the Minnesota Wild's conditional 5th round pick to a 4th from the Donato/Coyle trade
>Boston fags: IT'S OUR YEAR
>get destroyed in the second round, 4 games
>reeeeeee how could this happen
>meanwhile Minnesota is quietly building a dynasty around Donato, Kaprizov, Greenway, Kunin, and Eriksson-Ek

carey price living legend

It's because he's that good irl. To me, what really separates Crosby from all the other elite players is his core strength and ability to protect the puck. Similar to Jagr, you just can't knock him off the puck--his skating stance is too wide and powerful.

I don't think Crosby is necessarily the best at any one facet of hockey, but he's good at them all and is extremely strong and tenacious. To me, that's the ideal player.

/rant

how will they be a disappointment when nobody expected them to do anything anyways?

imagine thinking they won't choke these last 14 games and miss
imagine thinking they'll actually beat the flames if they miraculously do

new predators logo

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>your 2019 Stanley cup champions
How does /hoc/ react?

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yeah but they paid $0 to go to school.
a kid living in a cardboard box on a street could be on Edina's hockey team if he was good at hockey.
for private schools like STA you gotta pay.

if you're a cantskate or a cuplet i need to ask you to leave MY /hoc/

Flims probably not but the Leafs will. They'll play Boston in the first round and get rekt lol.

Memesota won't make the playoffs

Tfw can skate and >my team has a cup

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why does cocaine go so quick in my household?

letssssss go habsssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck price

should have snorted all of it while you had the chance

you guys really think arizona colorado or edmonton will get their shit together enough to make the playoffs? lol

>8 years/$76,000,000

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>not liking Jesus Price
found the bruinsfag

I haven’t wiped my ass for a week

My advice is switching to crack. Cheaper and much better

>t. Drug addict

drugs are for dummies

>unironically losing to the ducks
i don't think so

SHALL be avoiding /hoc/ for a couple days

based

QUACK

>Carey Pric3

>hasb

That’s nasty if for real. Fuck the ducks.

It was a hypothetical m8

is it because you have such a good diet that you don't need to wipe cause your shits so clean?

calling gary time

>frogshits

You really think Pedosota won't find a new way to dissapoint?
Fuck, I'd believe the fucking Blackhawks have a better chance to make it than the Wild have to keep it.
Even then, believing they can beat ANYBODY in a playoff series is laughable. I know they did this shit against Colorado 5 years ago, but there is no feasible way this Minnesota squad can upset San Hose-Gay or Calgary.

That's a good goal

YES YES YES HOWEVER

imagine being a fan of a team that trades Ryan Donato for Charlie Coyle.
hasn't Boston management done any homework? you got fucking swindled bud.

Exceptionally bad hockey tonight not even gonna lie

does anybody want to start a gamer house with me where we play dota a lot?

Onions Jose will win the pacific

>too many cucks

I don’t like living with people, especially people who play dota.
Also, people still play dota?

anybody can beat san jose or calgary if jones and smith are swiss cheese. i'll be surprised if either of them make the conference finals

wannabe pro gamers are cancer
SHANT

It goes quick anywhere man

we can get sponsorships

dota has one of the biggest prize pools for a sports/competitive game tournament in the world

Still playing rdr2

Where are all the Relocane niggers shitting up the thread flossing and go BUNCH OF JERKS

Oh that's right they just got

BEEELOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNNN THE FUCK OUT BY THE GOD DAMN WINNIPEG JETS

LELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Relocanes

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i haven't played for a few years but sure what the hell

Flames have taken the Rittichpill and actually have a decent defensive core.
And Jones is in the same league as Dubnyk, both are the most aggressively mediocre starting tendies I can think of.

this. goaltending is really important in the playoffs. you need a goalie that can steal a game or two

dats crazy

>91347403
>he's sunbelt posting over 2 hours late

>playing any game that isn’t nhl93
zoomer genocide when

>91347418
>8-1

Calgary shall be exposed in the first round once their opponent realizes that they can easily score goals on their sieve goaltender who should be retired while they are too busy gooning it up

doersn't matter who the opponent is

go leafs go

still waiting patiently for it and all of its dlc to go on sale for $30

are you seriously making the case that dubnyk is elite enough to steal an entire series?

>dump it in
>wait for smith to botch it behind the net
>ezggnore
comedy gold lul

>the habs thought they had a chance at the playoffs
sorry but no

Minnesotas not that bad actually. They beat the Jets a bunch of times and beat the Lightning. They also lost a ton of games to shitty teams lol. I could see Arizona or Colorado taking their place.

rittich seems competent but unproven. it's his 2nd year in the pro league and he's never played a single playoff game before.

Remember when the Habs were close to eclipsing the Laffs

I'm not a canes fag m8. You're just late

i thought we were cool jetsbros

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>8-1

imagine thinking you can win in 2019 with a bunch of no skill goons and an old man in the crease

I don't watch wild enough to know about Dubnyk. all I'm saying is you need good goaltending to make a deep run in the playoffs

Are you forgetting who is the Wild's starting goaltender?
And this is even if they make the playoffs. Meme all you want but Arizona and Colorado are only 2 games out, it could happen.

why would you think that?
also it’s just bants relax

thanks user i forgot the score

How many hours of Fortnite did Laine play before the game, 1 point on 8 goals he must have played 5 hours

dubnyk 56g rocking a solid 2.55 .913 lul
but wait
smith 35g 2.9 .896 double lul

freddy andersen is the best goalie in the nhl

NHL 19 is dope

oh lord a 2.55GAA and league average SV%
oh I'm quivering in my boots how can anyone stop the Minnesota Wild

>no skill goons
up until the recent skid the flames were 2nd in scoring behind the lighning, and now with their 4 game losing streak they've dropped to 4th
calling them no skill goons is inaccurate, they've got a really talented top 6 that can score lots of goals. just look at their stats this season

hot take: Dubnyk traded in the offseason

I would 8 to be a carolinigger

kadri is the best player in the league (pbuh)

you would what? i don't get it

rittich will be starting in the playoffs
38 gp 2.64 gaa .911 s%

weird way of saying andrei vasilevskiy

Calgary fan detected
oh wow, you have the most points in the West, like Tampa has in the East? in the regular season? do you want a fucking gold star bud?

think about it lad

kadri marner and nylander is basically gretzky gretzky and gretzky

weird way of saying marc andre fleury

totally forgot smegna was on the ducks now

yeah im a flames fan, it doesn't make what im saying wrong. "no skill goons" okay bud lol

i think you're confusing the assertion,
we're stating that calgary really isn't that good and it wouldn't be the most ridiculous thing to see minnesota beat them.
their defensive stats are pretty similar in GA and SA

this is why you make an on time thread

i try to avoid thinking

to columbus for idk who but bob is leaving so they'll need someone

you're not my dad

Based. Are you a girl?

stanley cup finals will be usa vs canada
but the canadian team will not be toronto
usa will win
you heard it here first folks

the scf will be knights bruins

>losing in the scf again
I don’t think I could take it.

>h4sb

price is over the hill

I happen to have the current Gary script and you’re all wrong

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Hahahhahahaha
>hasbs

Weird way of saying John Gibson

i know lad. it will cement us as the blose 2.0 for real.

yeah that'll work.
just get him the fuck out of here.
DISGRACEFUL performance tonight. absolutely disgusting. Wild need a real goaltender. Dubnyk is AHL tier. like, plug callup backup tendie on a real contender team.
I mean good god man, he's more mentally fragile than Jake Allen.

I will admit it could happen, but you seem to be forgetting that there's Rittich to account for. Even then they're first opponent might be the Sharks. And that's only if they can maintain their two game lead over Arizona or Colorado.
The Wild are still struggling to find consistent scoring. Their top guy is 55 points on the season -2 +/-, it's not like they're an offensive powerhouse. It doesn't help their case at all that Dumba is gone and I can't even name a single other player off their blueline. Just because Calgary has holes doesn't mean Minnesota doesn't. Arguing that they're surefire going to win a series that might not happen because they have a league average starting tendie is retarded.

> Weber
Lmao habs got fleeced

We still get free wings if we get scored on 5 times, r-right?

That's right Ducks, keep winning.

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>keeps winning
>keeps winning
>wins draft lottery anyway

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bob murray will save the ducks for real

yeah, i haven't seen him play much but it looks like he's never been in the playoffs so nerves could be a thing. who knows. i'm not, and anybody with a brain shouldn't be, expecting the wild to do anything but i do think they'll make the ploffs unfortunately.

>GMHCBM
Savior of the ducks

>i do think they'll make the ploffs unfortunately.
They probably will, yeah.
Which only sucks more for them, they've needed to blow up and start over for years now.

I think the flames can take any wildcard team in a 7 game series. I can't say confidently they would beat the sharks or the knights in a 7 game series though. in the regular season they've gone 1-2 with the sharks, and 1-2 with the knights. If they beat the knights on sunday they tie the regular season series and the same if they beat the sharks at the end of the month. i'd say it's 50/50 they would beat either of those teams in the playoffs. The biggest liability right now is the goaltending.

Barkov (who is elite) had 5 assists

>all blowouts today
AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED GARY

flames, knights, and sharks are all a toss up when it comes to series against each other

2016 shoulda been the final nail. gear up for kaprizov in 2021 or whenever [if] he decides to come over. hopefully no lockout.

its over, wtf habs are losing to the fucking DUCKS

gg they arent making the playoffs calling it now :(

CALLED IT
EDEN PRAIRIE VS EDINA

wow really hot take right there

Why did the Ducks ever rehire Carlyle

Hold on m8. We still got a whole 3rd period for the ducks to duck

kek

if they blow this it's your fault

Carolina is gay and bad at hockey

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>habs score
>too late

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Cadets on the march

ducks logo is a butthole in oblique view

laine is gay and bad at hockey

Because all the boomer players left over from the 2007 team lobbied for Murry to hire him. It was literally a >crack >sip moment

LOL edabina

score at 0.0

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STA is fucking done dude

what is an oblique view? use plain words

Habs, please. BJs must go.

>91347815
Thanks for the free (you)

Blowjobs?

Soon.

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the canadiens are stupid and gay

so yeah the habs are fucked if the canes and teds win their games at hand

good post

Maybe that's what they need more of tonight

wear this to a skate and shoot

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>hostage situation in bank
That ain't good.

lads is this view based or nah?

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Cadets baby

based ducks

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there's a jewish hockey league at my local rink

their refs all have full beards, glasses, and those belt lanyard things

it's very bizarre

is there a nazi one?

>quebec
sure everything will be fine

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is there a Nazi one?

What the fuck? Where did this thread come from? I'm in the other hockey threafd

>rags DETECTED

they are throwbacks, they only wear them on retro night

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Haha time for /drinking alone/

>he posts in a bestiality thread
sort your life out

those are sweet desu
sleeves look shit tho

Oy, Williamsburg number 4, 2 minutes for acting like a putz!

speaking of, has patrick nolen played like at all?

Edina Chads absolutely BULLYING the soft Catholic rich kids

>bustrick bustlen

Nevermind. It's the shitty one.

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they both should've slowed down on their breakaways desu, had all day.

what the fuck kind of call was that? Cadets getting refpucked into outer space

nah they have a couple commie jerseys though

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fun fact: Nazi Germany won bronze in the 1933 Olympics in Lake Placid for mens ice hockey

Disgusting

damn that's ugly, the cccp jersey was clean

Absolutely based

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saved to my based folder

imagine paying $25,000 for your kid to be bullied on the ice FOR FREE

not bad

Wow I think hockey isn't for me anymore. I can't support a fascist sport

CALLED IT
EDEN PRAIRIE VS EDINA
PRIVATE SCHOOL KIDS BTFO

the nhl is socialist

>Only hockey rink growing up was in the ghetto, right in the kill zone between 2 projects
Kind of glad my parents made me play baseball

You can buy actual CCCP replicas online.

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t. juan from sunrise

>florida
>hokkie
probably somewhere like filthy or jewrsy

No its not you retard

you're right, pseudo communist is a better description

Tfw you see Gibson start doing things miller does

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shan't.

nah, kongs actually

the valley has a large amount of the jew

>not this again

>rags

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IT AINT ME

Nazi Germany dominated the summer Olympics when they were held in Berlin. does that make soccer fascist too?

IT AINT ME starts playin

is it cool to post memes in this sports/hockey thread?

NHL isn't political. it's only ideology is to make a profit for it's owners. that isn't "pseudo communist"

Only serious hockey discussion please.
>rags

i liek the hocckye

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No but it makes you GAY

lads theres pokemon cards in my reeses puffs

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Kissu~

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mee to

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no u

better buy some more.

waht taem do u liek

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>Pr6ce

pull price already

>6-2

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what kind of grown ass man eats reeces puffs for breakfast?

>ha6s

Eden Prairie vs Edina finals confirmed, I called it
just wanted to remind /MNhoc/ of that

your fren on /hoc/ does

Oulun Kärpät

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Price babbies BTFO

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Hockey is boring

The kind who doesn't give fuck bout the opinions of children and eats cereal that tastes good

shannon better have some good takes on tonight

i'd eat a bowl if there were some in front of me. That cereal is (all sugar) great

Why the fuck does Anaheim have a team again?

sort yourself out fella

people like taking money from beaners

brooooooons

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White people in Southern California wanted a team.

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shannon better have some good numbers from tonight

your boring

Disknee originally
And now they are the superior socal team
I'm sorted out. I know what cereal I like

Boring is just a codeword for comfy desu

try IndyCar then
season starts this Sunday
join us in motor/sp/ort
/hoc/ may run winter Yea Forums, but motor/sp/ort runs spring summer and fall Yea Forums

Scorey Perry is on track for 4 goals this season if he has a good last 20 games

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>people like taking money from beaners
Excuse you anaheim is white

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Grim. Reminds me that steve dangle is a cuck as well

a real man eats a balanced breakfast, not candy

*farts loudly*

i like steve

ha7bs

>pr7ce

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A real man eats what he wants

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Imagine your highest paid goalie in the NHL giving up 7 (seven) goals to the lowest scoring team in the league.

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that’s jewish propaganda

Cheerios are clearly the best cereal.
They're plain and simple, like a blank canvas.

… a real unhealthy man ...

Shannon is a fucking 1 league pleb.

doesn't cover MN Tourney, doesnt cover CWHL/NWHL, doesn't cover IIHF, doesnt even cover the Olympics.

I'd love to see him try and pull a Roy but then skulk back into the locker room a week later because no one wants to take his contract

You average dooberz fan also

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...and works it off

Best cereal is either Oatmeal Crisp or Vector, and for hot cereal its Red River

imagine calling yourself TheHockeyGuy when really you are TheNHLGuy

I really don't know if anahiem is white or not. the only thing I know about anahiem is disneyland is there.

sure you do

There was a lot of mexicans the last time I went to disneyland

TEN MILLION DOLLAR MAN

literally full of beaners

>8-2
>-
>2

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>EIGHT (8)

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don't fall for the vector meme. it says it has protein in it but if you read the ingredients you'll see it's s-o-y protein. better to have a bowl of oats and a protein shake

Sorry you aren't a man

>ha8s

Are you though?

Shall I explain the anaheim is white meme again?
t. Originator of the meme

Drunk as fuck

sure why not

redpill me on Tim and Sid.
are they hockey IQ off the charts or are they just more talking heads paid to act overly outraged about sports?(sports that pertain to Canada)

Orange County is pretty white because it's expensive as fuck to live there. Pockets of slummy spic areas do exist and there are some Asian enclaves but it's mostly upper-middle class and middle class white suburbs with a sprinkling of super rich white neighborhoods.

based

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They're talking heads but they're the most entertaining talking heads in sorts media, and they have the lowest amount of Trana bias, though its still pretty high

the biggest hockey brains on TV by a long shot

just had a thought, lads

I saw a T&S video where they were pretty scathing on overexcited 'Trono fans
but maybe that was just a ruse

isn't there a lot of surfer dudes there? that's all I know about orange county from TV. I didn't even know Anaheim was in a separate county from LA I thought it was just an LA neighborhood

>8-1
>8-2

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They're pretty even-keeled but they still talk about the Laffs too much to get ratings from the Laffroaches.

based and /ourguys/

holy heck homie

>anaheim is white
The perfect meme.
The "city of anaheim" is white.
However the actual city of anaheim is full of beaners. Everyone knows this but the anaheim ducks aren't actually for anaheim. A more accurate name would be the orange county ducks as 90% of the fanbase is from the white southern orange county towns and beach cities. This is why the Honda center is never full until at least the 2nd period. All the fans actually drive in from the surrounding areas. The ducks and their fanbase are extremely white. It's the only reason the ducks exist in the first place. The rich white people in orange county wanted a hockey team for themselves instead of sharing one with the beaners of el gay. So back to the statement "anaheim is white" it is the perfect meme because it is both true and false. The ducks and their fans are white while the city of anaheim is beaner central. This easily pisses off angry leafs and snowbelters to no end. In conclusion "anaheim is white"

Holy shit I’m so drunk

>The ducks and their fans are white

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cool

>arizona hat

you have to understand lads, my options for hockey media are pretty limited here. its either amateur blogs, Mike Russo (who is a fucking egotistical douche and probably shouldn't have media credentials), Tim and Sid, Shannon, >my teams homer announcers, or the absolute retard shitshow that is NBC.
pretty sure Pierre McGuire of NBC sexually assaulted one of our Olympians on national television too.

Yes there is a big surf culture in Orange County. My hometown's nickname is Surf City (Huntington Beach).

Ay I'm working in Huntington beach

Someone post that picture of the sombrero thrown on the ice at the anaheim game

I don’t post in /turnleft/ why do Sunbelt plebs insist on posting in MY /hoc/

love bustin nuts

Just Google it

I left California over a decade ago and I don't plan on ever moving back. I might buy a vacation house in Orange County if I win the lottery.

Because its not your /hoc/

I tried its just coming up with a bunch of ducks hats for sale

Shame but same bro I plan on moving to vegad

It is though I’m responsible for 99% of all the good things ever done

Shannon is probably your best bet. Tim and Sid mostly talk about Canadian teams. Spittin Chicklets is a good hockey podcast but they don't really do much for covering current events.

You just bitched about the sunbelt m8. You are a shit poster

who's >your team m8 maybe i can help you out

if I won the lottery I'd move to Finland and buy a log cabin in the woods and spend all day fishing

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Hating the sunbelt is a great honor for me and makes me walk with my head held high

Still makes you a shit poster tho

California is going to be so fucked in a couple more decades. The future of California, as in the children of people who are actually productive and pay taxes and aren't a burden on society, are all leaving because there is very little opportunity to prosper and earn a good life unless you're a techfag. Taking their place are illegals, anchor babies and swarms of homeless people from out of state migrating to California for the weather.

The fuckheads running the state insist on punishing those who contribute and bending over backwards to help the leaches, which is just exacerbating the problem. I get really fucking mad when my parents and grandparents share old pictures and talk about what California was like when they were younger because it was paradise before liberals and Mexicans destroyed it.

youtube.com/watch?v=zJ4eUCPogN4

>didn't immediately know who >my team is when I mentioned Russo
nah you can't help

i'm moving to nevada desu. love >my shorks but fuck this place

I do alright for me because I'm an electrician but you are right. Getting tired of paying for spics and niggers who dont want to work under the guise of taxes.

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is being an electrician hard if you can't into math? considered that as a career at one point

just stay the fuck out of the Midwest ok
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

i thought russo covered more than the mild. guess you're stuck with me then

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you need to know math for that or you will kill yourself or someone else
electricity is not to be trifled with

maybe things will get so bad that people will say they've had enough and real positive change can happen

You can be a monkey and still get by as a residential electrician, commercial and industrial is where math comes into play more

ironically (especially tonight), Russo used to cover the Florida Panthers, kek

No you need to be able to navigate the code book
You need highshcool algebra level math. If you can add/subtract fractions and do simple find x calculations you're fime

It's up fellas

youtube.com/watch?v=zk3fk_Zsg2o

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People are already saying they've had enough and are leaving

Just watching the vvitch lads

>and then those inbred sisterfuckers got btfo
jesus christ shannon

SHANT be hiring this user as my electrician

this, there's a mass exodus going on and soon all neighboring states will be flooded with commiefornians

i've seen pg&e put an outlet right next to a gas line.

This is also true. I'm union so I do both but mostly commercial. However right now I'm going industrial and it's been a blast but also yeah more math
Yeah but itll be the good ones that work and have right wing values.

can you just stay in Cali?
thanks
- the rest of America

yeah, will be mostly whites

>fuck things up and then leave
lol

no user, the ones that fucked it all up are staying

Based, thanks user

According to national electrical code there is no minimum clearance between an electrical outlet and a gas line

this isn't even true though. it's the poorer demographics that are being forced to leave.

Californians are locusts.
their prime directive is to CONSUME. at all costs. and if the resources run out, they move on to another area to CONSUME. for the Cali hivemind. they won't stop until they've sucked us all dry.

Wrong it's the working class sick of working just to have their money stolen. The poor people stay to receive "dem benefits" which will run out of money as workers flee. Poorer demographics cant afford to move anyway.

that's not pg&e code though

I guess

Praying to the Almighty to plunge commiefornia into the sea

"no"
it's literally gentrification

you "guess" huh?

real estate prices in nevada would skyrocket, no thanks

So Price won't play for Montreal again right?

based

Eh private code is it's own thing obviously. Companies can go further than the national code. But there is nothing "wrong" with putting an electrical outlet next to a gas line

the poor people got into the bay area cheap long ago. now that tech money has moved in and the cost of living has even gotten too high in the central valley thus the poor are forced out

>creating a bomb isn't "wrong"
k

>have no money
>move across state lines
I'll let you figure out why your retarded

come on.. they cant be THAT bad

the cost of living is much less in idaho, nevada, fuck even oregon and washington. you can read about it instead of taking my word for it

>I dont understand engineering basics the post.
I know no one told you this but gas goes INSIDE the gas line and electricity stays on a particular path as well. Unless you do something else fucked up you will never "create a bomb"
Yes it does. however moving there isnt cheap and poor beaners dont wamt to go there anyway because red states don't have as much gibs me dat programz.

>gas leak meets electrical current. boom.
what part of FORCED out do you not understand

By your logic you cant have gas and electricity in the same building at all

>It's time kick these dumb fucking french fags out of Canada to be quite honest with you
wtf shannon

what did arizona mean by this?
instagram.com/p/BuXR9GSH_gA/

Yotes are snowbelt

yotes are honorary snowbelt

>he thinks limiting the chances of blowing up a home is a bad idea.
am too drunk to realize he was rustling my jimmies.

based and welcome

very important poll:

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tried watching the notebook. it was dogshit, lads

dont mind either to be honest

*clears throat*

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>check standings
>teds
lmao

Why are Oilers fans like this?

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You dont limit anything by simply moving the outlet to the other side of the room. If the gas line leaks it's still going to blow once it reaches an ignition source. A few feet isnt going to make a difference. Instead, there are codes for gas lines as well to prevent leaks and explosions. I know you dont understand how the code works because you dont know it m8. Just leave the engineering, building and construction to the big boys.

thats just fucking sad. i used to be obsessed with this dude in the 90s too.

oh hi

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the guy i watched btfo the pg&e cuck who put the gas line and outlet right next to each other was a superintendent for a home builder. the pg&e cuck was a fuckng newbie who took the outlet out because it was simply wrong. you are dunning kruger in effect.

henlo finlan

just had a good fap lads

>I watched a guy get chewed the fuck out for breaking company policy
I believe you on that part m8. There is still absolutely nothing wrong with installing an electric outlet next to a gas line.

break it down for us lad

lots of hoggey tomorrow it's gonna be fun

hes from New Jersey, I think he's a devils fan

what's the purpose of the policy if not to limit accidents?

WHICH ONE OF YOU AUTISTS LEFT THE KETCHUP IN THE GODDAMN FRIDGE AGAIN?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

watcha up to binlan

It's a competitive thing. You make the customer, who has no idea about anything, believe you are safer so you can get the job over your competitor. Either that or you charge less. If it actually wasnt safe then it wouldn't be allowed in the national code to start with.

wheres the piano poster? gimme a song

you think the fucking customer is buying a home over a competitor over something like that? isn't it cheaper for the home builder and the customer to have bullshit policies like that. are you even in construction or do you just have ba in engineering?

assisting 5 goals and breaking records

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right here m8
youtube.com/watch?v=bTYUyDjVCRU

who /roguelike/ here

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If I was getting electricity hooked up in my shed, would it be pretty easy to do myself? ive never done electrical work

did the good guys win tonight?

Reminds me I've had Elona+ installed for like 3 years but never bothering learning to play it

and besides it's not the builder it's Pg&e who has the policy.

that doesn’t look anything like rogue

Nah, he's oilers fan. He used to wear oilers jerseys a lot when he was fat lad

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thanks fella

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I wouldn't desu. Most electrical fires are started by DYIers just simply because there is so much to determine that you dont know. Finely demonstrated by this guy .
>more safe
>OR cheaper
Safety in the mind of the customer reduces cost because less accidents and materials lost. If you can convince your customer that you are safer you can convince him you are indirectly cheaper. Yes idiots buy on this premise literally every day.
The builder is hired under pg&e. He has to follow their rules. This is why he got buttfucked. The safety policy of not having electrical outlets is just a sham so the company can say go with us not our competitors because look how safe we are to customers who dont know any better.

weird.

so are you in construction or nah? post your ba?

i also have a backlog of games i don't ever play

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>ravel
holy fucking based incarnate. impressionism is god tier

youtube.com/watch?v=4Z-Zj6drrzA

not me, but here's one anyway (shit title, I know)
youtube.com/watch?v=LqoV4ZW7xTA

>Forgot pic
Oh no electrical wires and terminations next to gas lines someone better call the bombsquad
I don't have a BA. IBEW Local union 441 electricians.

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thinken i wanna go back to college and study computer science desu

>IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
>ELECTRICITY IN A GAS LINE
>SURELY THIS MUST BE SORCERY
Do you get it yet m8?

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absolutely. lad. been on a kick lately

so you work as an commercial electrician right?

Industrial atm I do it all

you guys are triggering my autism

ever done homes?

I prefer the classics like Debussy and Liszt

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I may or may not fall asleep on you m8. Sorry if I came off as an asshole but rely I just want you to understand more. Not everything done in the name of "safety" is actually for safety.
Only my own, professionally. Some light stuff for friends and family.

a bit gloomy but pretty good

>computer "science"

>tripfag blogging

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how long have you been an electrician? you a journeymen?

youtube.com/watch?v=3JXMdpGpfBU

been listening to this one a lot

6 years ye

wood berry

bracket is not a tripfag
hes a tripgod

THE STATE OF HOCKEY

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homes are pretty different from commercial and industrial right?

>tfw moving there in a year
gonna be sporting >my teams jersey in the lgbtning arena. FUCK the blots

what region is finland's own florida?

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:)

Åland

Idk if you guys actually like hockey but this is a pretty incredible highlight video. Probably the closest player to Gretzkys playing style imo

youtu.be/T09sQ1QHB3g

she's a jew

i don't see a single hockey player in that picture

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would LOVE to watch hoggi with piano user

end of thread reminder that bulju is generational

federov was legit. I liked fetisov better though

There is Barkov enjoying playoffs near Orlando

thank's lad, won't take all the credit though, there's at least one other based leaf who usually piano posts w/ me. he loves impressionism as well

End of threat reminder I’m drunk as fuck

same

Fetisov was just a tough smart guy

not drunk enough! still using proper grammar

KEK

>laffs thread

Thread for nice boys and token girl to post about the hockey please

...

that's why I liked him

shant
shall