200 IQ moments

>Silva running off celebrating right as Aguero hits it because there's no way he could miss

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>robbed Bernardo of even a chance created

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>Everyone putting their hands on their head when they saw the miss.

>debruyne doesn't as he's still trying to talk

retard

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Nah, a pass to a shot is still a chance created, if he scored he would have been chance created + assist. Keep in mind it's "chance" created, not score created

>de jong

>fortnigger
no thanks

>”retard”
Wow great argument. Who should’ve won it then?

Don’t you dare say Ronaldo.

he wasn't, modric, cr7 and griezmann all deserved the ballon d'or desu

Oh thought only passes to shots on goal (and goals) count as chances created

>LET ME TALK, LET ME TALKKK

Not Griezmann, that's for sure. He's not even the best player on his team most of the time. Atletico's success is as much a team effort as you'll find on the top level

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So who then? 2018 was a strange year. There was no clear winner. I think Griezmann deserved it more than the other candidates.

key pass = pass that leads to a shot
chance = pass that leads to a shot on goal
assist = pass that leads to a shot goal that is converted into a goal

Why? Because he won the Europa League?

Exposed.

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And the World Cup and Euro supercup.

>He's not even the best player on his team

what the fuck are you talking about

What the fuck was he trying to do?

Griezmann is the best rated atletico player in the champions league and second most rated atletico player in la liga, first one is morata but he has few apps and got a good start so he will rank lower overtime
whoscored.com/Teams/63/Show/Espagne-Atletico-Madrid

griezmann he a good boi, his problem is that he doesn't strike as a goat player, he's just a among the best human players

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>World Cup
Yes, and so did many other players
>Supercup
Fucking hell. If we're going down this route then give it to someone like Kante. He won the FA Cup, which means more than the Europa League, the World Cup, and was actuallybetter than Griezmann, which would be nice actually giving it to someone based on their own ability.
Atletico has a lot of great players. Koke, Saul, Godin, Giminez are all important to Atletico's great defense, which is what they win off of. If Griezmann is the best I wouldn't put it as any significant amount
>Griezmann is the best rated atletico player in the champions league and second most rated atletico player in la liga
Yes, but there is a statkeeping problem in football, in which offense players are always rated higher than defense players because of the way their stats are each kept. Van Dyke has been player of the season but Salah is still rated higher

>slipped

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'no'

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He was literally fouled though, you can't kick through a player to get the ball.

sure atletico is a very balanced team, honestly when you see griezmann play for atltico he's everywhere, a very good versatile player.

Is this real life, or are you just jesting me

Nope. The attacker blocked the ball and the keeper fell over it.

This. Modric only got it because >muh underdog meme

loved how Tite was literally running with his arms up about to celebrate

There's a Coutinho before this shot and a Coutinho after this shot

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The attacker went straight through his leg, never touched the ball until Allison fell over. Anywhere else in the country, or anywhere else on the pitch, that was a foul.

ballon d'or criteras:

individual achievement
collective achievement
career achievement
class

Nope. The attacker made a considerable effort to not hit the keeper and only touched the ball. The only foul there was Becker being keeper.

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Low IQ trash, I said he went through Allison, and pic related show thus.

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500 IQ per neuron maneuver right here.

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>imagine posting a canadian cold scottish tradition on Yea Forums implying it was bigger than football

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>English goalkeeping

this is literally shit i see in my weekly 5-a-side matches

it's too bad they didn't, but about 30 seconds later dortmund beat their press and almost scored

it was planned and Augsburg actually won that game (partly due to a 200IQ moment from Hakimi). Augsburg also had a strategy to their kick-off against Bayern München and they got a own-goal from Goretzka after 10 sec or so because of it

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This really sums him up well.

Trying to bounce it off his post

Now post the webm of Pickford saving a 1 v 1 against Salah

>zoomer cucked out of a meme award
based, honestly.

It's not even the slip that's the issue. He probably would've been fucked even if he didn't slip.
It's the utter failure to control a slow pass along the ground right to his feet. How the fuck does a professional with over 15 years in the professional game fail to control that pass?

Honestly based, hard to believe it's the same player that turned into BOSS less than a season later. Why did Sanchez give up on actually playing football?

You absolute fucking mongoloid

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That was the hardest I've laughed in a while, thank you user

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>whoscored

KEK

>look at me! I'm trying!

I'm glad you agree that Messi isn't the best

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One from the training ground

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godamn this makes me seethe so hard

>using whoscored ratings to prove a point

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>literally couldve just blooted it up the field and gone into half-time

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>Why did Sanchez give up on actually playing football?
He had 500 thousand reasons per week to do it.

Looks like the Polish league if it had more blacks.

Do you have functioning eyes?

Dzeko and Grafite in 08/09 is the most underrated duo ever

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i think this is when he realised he needs to retire ;_;

He didis it well when it counted (PSLEL)

if it were anyone other than Ronaldo I'd believe it

redeemed himself shortly after in that game though with a bloot

Believe what?

OC here

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Is that the keepers fault?

they're clearly ready to play for >us

story?

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Looks like you posted a gif from 98/99 instead

messi

Fucking kek
reminds me of women sports

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In english please

Man when I saw that live I cried from laughter

He still scored a hat trick that day

what did they mean by this?

I rate this kickoff. Throw-ins in your own side are uncomfortable as fuck.

>World Cup
>Yes, and so did many other players
He was the biggest reason France won you dumb gypsy.
Neck yourself.

even karius isn't capable of something that retarded.

whats going on here

and you liverpool fans wonder why everyone hates you. there has never been a more delusional fanbase.

i forgive him for this after the PSG game.

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luckily, this was not an important game

telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/10/22/jose-mourinho-escapes-fa-punishment-marco-ianni-charged-improper/

i like hows everyone throws their hands on their head

My sides xD

faggot = french flag
key faggot = french flag who types 3 lines or more

Based Tsu purposefully failing to make the Tsu/Messi rivalry closer

>Swiss goalkeeping

>putting a manlet in goal

>nobody posting the ultimate 7-dimensional chess move
youtube.com/watch?v=1AkyDSwS9Ng

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>tf
>tp

really wasn't that funny at all

thats high IQ desu

feels

how dare you

LEL

match fixing

what was supposed to happen here? how could they not expect him to get downed instantly?

what the hell

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>exposing how butthurt and expossed I am means I am a badass

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And to think that people at the time said he couldn't make defence splitting passes

Fucked up a meme play. The offensive line repositioned but left the ball where it was. The idea is that the defensive line follows the O line and doesn't realize the ball is undefended. Obviously they realized what was happening, considering he got mauled by five dudes. The weebum doesn't show them setting this up. Why the guy snapped the ball is beyond me, might've been a legitimate fuck up trying to get the defense to go off sides.

>giving balon dor to a europa league peasant
>giving it to someone with 0 (zero) champions league titles

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Damn, I really wanted to see USA play in the world cup

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Good play from the fly half.

kek

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It worked better in my imagination.

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The guy who snapped the ball hadn't practiced the play, but the normal guy was injured so he was put in as a replacement. He had only read the playbook on how to do the play, but the team had changed how the snap is called just before the game and the guy didn't know it, so he snapped when he shouldn't have. Or it might've been the guy who was playing the "QB" position there. But one of the two hadn't got the note that the play had been changed anyways.

The best reason I've heard for that play was that the O-line near the right sideline was short of the line of scrimmage by one yard to draw the defense offsides, and hoping that the referees do not realize that the o-line wasn't on the line of scrimmage like they should be. Sadly, the referees just flagged the offense for illegal formation as they should've, and the defenders weren't even offsides because they based their position on where the ball was.

aren't they changing the rules for penalties so that if it saved the game stops? what would happen in an incident like this?

Reminds me of the goal Kondogbia scored against Handanović while at Inter.

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>his flag will soon be reduced to the English flag after Scotland leaves and Ireland is reunited.
ahahhahahahahahahahahha

> after Scotland leaves and Ireland is reunited.

Allah willing

>The state of Morata

based

You know most English want this right? No one likes Scots and No one cares about Ireland.

Messi is robbed every year he doesen't get it

probably a goal, that rebound and in happens too quick and a ref would be retarded to blow his whistle as soon as the keeper makes contact

Oblak and Godin are arguably better imo

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Someone post a webm of the CL final for this oblivious burger

WC > shitty ass ballon d'or

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I love Demba Ba.

this is next level tactics righ there

Good arguments

Im love his facial expression. He knows how bad his shot was and thinks he fucked up the moment he hits it, but as he observes how Arzjgoigh lets it through he just cringes and feels sorry for the guy.

Who the fuck are "EUR"?

I don't think hockey is a sport that suits 5fps

that was a terrible pass as well, it's why Kevin slipped.

joga bonito

This

Mouyes is a specialist in making players stop caring

hate morata so much. awful player

this thread lmfao good shit

>Now post the webm of Salah kicking the ball at Pickford
Fixed.

The fact that he's offside is just as bad as the finish desu

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Celebration_Match

Man United were so good at the time they took on an XI of Europe's best players and still won

Mignolet is so shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=iew9op9aPLQ

Not his fault he was put off by reality spinning 200 degrees and time stopping

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What a fucking goal.

>football match played on 13 March 2007 as a celebration of both the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Treaty of Rome, which laid the foundations for the European Union

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top cech

That's actually high IQ though.

Nice to see FIFA hasn't changed over the years

it completely fucked up actually it's only high IQ if you know how to keep them penned in their own area

Why don't they make the puck a bright dayglow colour so people can actually see it?

based

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At least he doesn't M'slippe in his biggest game of the season.

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300 iq (the ref)

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Did Jordi Alba recover from the Schumacher-esque coma he sustained?

youtube.com/watch?v=tu-cKqqU3Vk

300iq
I want to torture Alba desu

I like the part when the realises it was the linesman and he decides to keep up the act to save face

Jordi Alba is such a cunt

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lmfao

anyone has that rooney's corner?

Not since the accident

kek i also thought similar

why are they allowed same colour outfits? americans...

Underrated.

im fucking dead fucking based drunk boomer

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*scores*
*cringes*

>Torres shit eating grin
kek

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What did I even see OMG

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>Caballero
Never forget

WELL FUCK YOU, PARDILLA

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GW1 aswell

Kek

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For doing what? Pumping Leganes and Eibar while being invisible in 3-0 loss against roma in quarters then missing penalties against part time icelandic cameraman? He got ballon d'or in 2010 when he pumped farmers in la liga, got cucked in ucl and world cup where he didnt score a goal while sneijder didnt despite winning treble and playing final of world cup. Its Ronaldo who has been robbed last season from ballon d'or if we are realistic about it.

fucking kek

One thing that Hockey has going for it over foozbahll is I can't think of one time I've fallen asleep watching it

fuck was he thinking here?

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this.

>Argentina getting pegado this hard

lighten up Frodo

explanation:

youtube.com/watch?v=zxFWU3yTRNM

Absolute classic

Should say "INJURED" instead

Yea Forums is leaking again

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the ABSOLUTE STATE of this gif

...

PJ

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this
it broke him

>You know remember school playground cfuffle at the end of break when the bell would ring

I think this was the moment when the Howard-Jagielka-Distin trio were officially put out of service. R.I.P.

Based Lukaku is forgiven after PSG

Based scramble

kek

>le classy assists man

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classic kek

the life of chuck pagano in one play, damn

imagine trying to out-think belichick when you have chuck pagano's brain

why did they not kick it in the goal? does soccer give people extra points for this?

amerismarts are able to use their superior eyes to differentiate the top half of a player from the bottom half of a player

yuropoors can only dream of this

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great finish

indirect freekick. The first guy to touch the ball isn't allowed to score. The others just fucked up in kicking it in.

the argie twatter rage after that game

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:DDD

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a classic

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>a kick
>a headbutt
>feign injury
almost have to respect such utter scumminess

how small are NFL pitches

>Juanfran left hanging
jej

they tried that and people hated it. brought it back in a less annoying fashion for an all-star game this year and it was mixed reactions

>international superstar soccer 64

based. my first football game

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kek

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>MANAGES TO PICK HIS NOSE DURING SUCH A MENTAL MANOEUVRE
LAD HIS IQ IS OFF THE FUCKING SCALES

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>QWOP Soccer

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top post

Honestly never seen a more autistic player. Maybe Messi beats him out on that
Because he is a selfish cunt who needs play to revolve around him. He spent his last season at Arsenal completely out of form and throwing fits every game.

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>Ilunga claimed that he was quite aware of the rules – as would be expected from an experienced player in a successful side – and was hoping to convince the referee to send him off. The intended red card would have been a protest against his country's authorities, who were alleged to be depriving the players of their rightful earnings.

This is actually how we were taught to kick off in my youth games when I was 5 probably up til 8. Looking back it was pretty fucking hilarious. Think I scored off of one or two of these too.

poor mouyes

somehow I find that he had played football by different rules all his life more believable explanation

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Daily reminded that Arsenal got rid of Szczesny and signed this fraud

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masallah...

>w-wenger out!

You have to be very smart to understand this kickoff

>dat 0 - 31 at the end

kekd out loud

my nan could of scored that senpai

you got anything smaller m8?

>144x90
>that Irish stereotype
Retard

ask him to post an irish ass

>320x163
Fucking hell i spoke to soon

He'll post a Microorganism or something. Like a typical Brit I'll look after the retard and do it for him.

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Ronaldo just shows up towards the end of season and does nothing the rest of the year. I don't know about Juventus, but his last 2 years at Madrid were like this.

>Keeper with his balls all over that guy's face at the end
based

You into black girls or something? Faggot

I fucking hate Alba so much. I'm glad this last generation of diving faggots is almost gone.

>Garcia telling the ref to fuck off because he's fine
kek

>Black Women are Men
Jesus Christ this one's thick

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>The slip from Jagielka
>The slide from Distin
Kino

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the total length of the playable field in football is the same but a soccer pitch is like 25% wider

based senegal

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>Dybala in the background

meant for

Dybala is the only one with >200 IQ here

How can a nig be so based?

>wins Europa League after embarrassing start to the season and not qualifying for the round of 16 in the UCL
>gives uefalona a run for their money for league title despite Barca going undefeated until the end of the season
>key player in WC winning team

Anyone who has followed Atleti knows that without Griezmann, they'd struggle to get a top 4 finish in La Liga. I've lost count over the years how many games Atletico have barely scraped out a 1-0 win due to Griezmann pulling a goal out of his ass. If he was on an offensive minded team like Barca or City, he'd be getting at least 40 goals a season.

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State of (You) btw

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>expecting memetinho to score

I've never seen a more overrated, inconsistent player get hype up as him. I still can't believe Liverpoop was able to sit through those negotiations with uefalona without laughing in their faces over the transfer fee

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Messi doesn't faint
He's one of the good guys you guys

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that's not how you spell Messi bro

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>arsenal

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What the fuck

Fucking Sanchez

How can one cunt be so based

god i fucking hate you timmy

>le no sub me face

It looks like his head comes off lol

M'lady

God damn did he get slashed?

>the cameraman

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what the hot gay fuck is this shit?

>How the fuck does a professional with over 15 years in the professional game fail to control that pass?
Bribes

>played like a legend with Chelsea
>played like shit with Arsenal
fuckin hell I love Cech

modric deserved it

Holy fuck my sides

youtu.be/rDn2CAGdOZg?t=930

Based Dario "Wooden Leg" Silva

Black women look like men and if you want to fuck things that look like men then you are, in fact, a faggot.

>all black women look like men, full stop.
>Pasty ginger virgin detected

>perro referee

wtf don't remember this but sounds fucking impressive

AAAAAAAAAAA

winning is for mental midgets.

plenty of 200 IQ moments from last night City-Watford match desu.

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Based one

obligatory

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nothing contrasts against white better than black, dumbass

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go to bed artour

this thing with the alternative colours has to fucking stop

>someone types gg after a game

cr7*
fix'd

at first i thought "damn, what are the odds of it actually bouncing towards the field at that angle?" BUT THEN I REALISED HIS FUCKING HANDS ARE WHAT MADE THE BALL BOUNCE BACK
HOW CAN YOU FUCK THAT UP SO BAD???

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Beat the Reds with the Blue Wedge?

Couldn't find a better version, sorry

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i always wonder why shitter teams dont try this against barca or other high possession teams. just hoof it to their corner and box them in

This is pretty smart, Marseille used to do something similar, it allows them to press the opponent and win the ball back in a dangerous area

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thaqt doesn't count, the yellow guy pushed the defender out of bounds

I genuinely don't think this is an easy shot.

>he literally just had to step backwards to save it

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no thanks, that zoomer fag would probably do some fortnite dance on the stage when he receives the ballon d'or

the chad finn
the virgin swede

Fucking miss Wenger and his big coat. Need another PL team to sign him up.

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>oh yeah, that happened

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