/heem/

Can't go to the open workouts as they're on a Wednesday.

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NOW

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>this is a 10/10 in america

nah, she's an 8 with the new titties

She would be a 4 in the UK lol american women are trash

He wasn't out

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No need to be mean, b

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You can't even see your women with their burkas on.

Why is costa out?

Has the h8rs PRESSED. Ugh his mind, his power>>>>

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Wow africans are dumb

you're "women" smell like piss m8. have em brush their teeth at least

Based Paige catering to us footchads.

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usada violation

For the same reason he pulled out of his UFC 230 bout with Yoel

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Lost Battalion

hnggggggggg

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he know de way

when is stipe fighting lads

But he is the next natty goat now that gsp is retired

Tony beat the shit out of his wife and son
twitter.com/TheSherdoggy/status/1104130100516184064

Based

Sounds like a Chris Benoit situation, the sperg finally did it

>Police show up
>House is trashed
>It was just from Tony meme-rolling and knocking everything over

No wonder Sherdog is dead. What a completely retarded tweet. If nothing actually happened Tony should sue these dorks

Tony is a serial killer and it’s the least surprising thing in all of mma

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to trip over a cordless phone!

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How "professional" do you need to be to shitpost on twitter? Why do americans take social media so seriously?

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No, that's Sage Northcutt

sherwood's been covering mma for 20 years i doubt he'd post it if it was nothing

>Why do americans

It's always that stupid foreigner speaking English instead of his stupid 3rd world shit language crying about "WHY DO AMERICANS"!!!!

The only slightly good thing to come out of your stupid shithole country was Cro Cop in his prime!

Stay mad!

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Sage is a good boi

Kys

Fook off, you worthless mick.

That nigger who got rekt by the grounded knees to the head in OneFC today might just be the nattiest fighter in all of MMA.

Racist

You are the one thats mad my guy

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Do Americans really do that

Not slightly, you're the one posting "why do americans?!?"

If you have to ask a question you already lost the argument.

get on the internet and be mad?
yes
yes they do

WHERE'S YOUR KID AT?!
twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/1103818615751565312
>autism and mental health awareness

>Ameri-cans

Makes sense

It was a rethorical question, i already know the answer

Say that to my face and not online

lol

based tony giving the greatest women's day gift

fook off with your whisky, conor

BJ Penn and Anderson Silva are allowed to fight twice in a year in 2019. Dana doesn't ever get to make comments about other promoters using JUSTed fighters now.

Nevertheless it's still a question.

Opinion discarded. Flag filtered.

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>he is out, he is out
>oh no, no, he is not out
>herb dean make a huge mistake

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Silva isn't that bad. I think he could still do well if he started being more aggressive in fights.

BJ is just embarrassing himself at this point.

It literally is nothing as of yet. There’s absolutely no point in posting it unless it’s some massive coverup

>It's always that stupid foreigner speaking English instead of his stupid 3rd world shit language
The irony

Imagine rooting for a literal domestic abuser like Tony Ferguson

According to numerous sources, Dana White plans to capitalize on the acquisition of Ben Askren by cross-promoting Disc Golf in association with Ultimate Fighting Championship. "Dana White isn't really a fan of Disc Golf," says Ben Tristan, a Disc Golf enthusiast. "He's a businessman, and it's always business first with him. It's a smart decision in terms of endorsements and sponsorships, but if he wants a successful cross-promotion, he needs to play ball with Ben."

As strange as this sounds, Dana White owns shares in DG-USA, a company that manufactures Disc Golf equipment. Dave Meltzer, publisher and editor of Wrestling Observer, states that Dana White is looking to expand into several open markets that could potentially boost pre-existing revenue streams. "It's insane," Dave Melzter told us. "It's insane, but it makes absolute business sense. I don't really know where Askren fits into all this, but he's worth more to the UFC now. He submitted Lawler with a bulldog choke, and if you don't think that's worth something, you're crazy."

shut up. it feels good to be the first person to type that online. jeff is feeling good. let him have it. tony is behind bars and you're fat.

>he even beats people for free now and still doesn't get a title shot

He got tagged!

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My son, you must go now to Yea Forums. Seek out the tip about Tony. He is the key to all of this...

But the real details... you must discover for yourself :^)

Disc golf is Bens figthing style

he wanted the feels from the e-attention but he's been doing this forever something definitely happened and he already knows what it is he just can't say it yet

Why not

BASED

cringe

based if true, they gave Jon another chance tell them to be consistent

It's tough bee tony just fucked his son and decapitated his wife for denying flat earth

*tries to heem (you)*

opinion on eddie bravo pls???

Ughhh, his MIND>>>>

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Tony did nothing wrong

There would have to be some chatter on the police scanner from where Tony lives right? Something would’ve had to actually come out by now

>taking weed in 2019

I want to watch the mick fight again lads

Not surprising. Tony has been ducking conor and khabib for the longest. Just another one added to the list.

Holy shit Ben Rothwell is sperging out right now lol

What’s he saying?

Long pauses and being incredibly awkward

THE LINK MUDDAFUCKA! THE LINK!

>inb4 Derrick gets a 'random' pee test

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Ben's wife is a qt

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that wasn't supposed to quote you, heemed m'self

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>PutiN
>AskreN
>Herb DeaN

COLLUSION

Ben is a Russian bot

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ewww gross she's got that splotchy, freckly, overly tan old white woman skin

Imagine the sons of these Roman gods

Cejudo is an adorable little man. I want to pat him on the head and give him a juice box.

Pico

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good for him he's getting better at dressing himself

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who is more of CTE'd brainlet, pico or garbrandt?

What was coker thinking when he made this fight?

He didn't know 2019 was the year of Henrys

No way Tony beat his wife he's a good guy who just got bullied a lot.

Pico vs no love for the brainlet stand and bang belt

Can't wait for Luke's 205lb debut tbqh

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Almost 3 hours since the initial tweet and zero update on Tony. Not a single outlet, journalist, or insider has even commented on it

Gastelum level chin there

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>Tony on the run, silencing the critics one at a time

lmao Luke barely holding his own against a 145er

image giving a fuck about sherdog in 2019

probably fake/an attempt to get attention. it’s more profitable to publicize stuff like this than cover it up - if something had happened we would know

instagram.com/p/BrU43hhHZyi/ did you all see this hilarious insta post Rumble made?

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WHERE MY /funky/ BROS AT?

I too grab my grandmother's ass

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Tony has been killed by the police in a shootout

wtf lmao what a weirdo

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We out here boi

\o/

Look here

Robbie tapped

Not here bitch. Go to reddit

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>Anderson is going to get heemed by a HW washout
Reminds me of that Eddie Alvarez quote, something like "You enter and leave this sport in the same way, getting your ass beat on someone's highlight reel."

>groping your own grandmother
Yeah, this man is definitely a sex criminal

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>What’s that Bobby? You talkin crap online? Sayin you won?

>N-No j-just let me go please!!

>Not convincing enough, Bobby! You’re getting another minute long nougie, twerp!

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>

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woah

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=XwJe6T_TW38

i believe it because it's more fun to hope he's arrested or dead. unironically though jeff has been covering mma for a living for over 20 years he's not just a random zilch shitposting

cringe

Why would you wish bad things on Tony? What did he do

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i was being ironic until i said unironically.

nice job deleting the entire previous thread btw to the genius in charge

Cringe

Incredible win for Kamaru. Nobody gave him a chance against overrated woodley

*drops you on your head*

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wrestling is gonna kill mma

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I picked Marty in the heem picks

Was getting choked out part of his plan?

>be Luke Rockhold
>crushing top game with most brutal GNP in the division
>also chinny with shitty boxing
>decide to box every fight post-weidman
>get KO'd
>switch camps to the one camp that is known for extremely hard sparring that deletes chins
This is worse than poor fight IQ. This is like poor career IQ.

how do i get a properly formatted version of the previous thread. not the 4plebs shit.

How is he overrated? He was a dominant champ.

Me too but I feel like the general consensus was that Woodley was going to oh wrestle Kamaru or knock him out

you here sucker?

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At least he wants to bang and not be a wrestlecancer

What are all the deleted posts about? It seems to have something to do with Ferguson

Lmfao seething at based funky.

His resume isn't that good. People were starting to buy into the narrative that Woodley was a top p4p fighter

I get the feeling, but he wasn’t that big of a Vegas underdog so it’s not a real suprise he won

Lol its just spambro

Khabib going into the crowd was the most based and redpilled moment in combat sports since “I’ll fuck you til you love me faggot”

Did Tony Ferguson beat his wife and kid — To my knowledge, yes

fucking cunt using the same proxy spamming shit on gif

Not the same guy but Woodley did show massive holes in his game with WB1 and up. Mainly he sits on the fence and loads up which is perfect for a pressure fighter who plays the clinch like Usman. He wasn't over rated but he didnt fight a decent wrestler or pressure fighter since WB1. Maia is a grappler with 0 striking in top 10 ww div.

Literally no info at all on this. Shut the fuck up

Who would win in a mixed martial arts contest: Rose Namajunas or prime Mike Tyson?
(remember that grappling is allowed)

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Shut the fuck up you miserable insufferable low iq dull domed zilch. Made with by Vitalii Rudnykh.

No

Heem doesn't mean anything and that's pretty gay and disappointing

Robbedie Lawler

/box/ is the other way m8

Rose Namajunas by explosive orgasm

It was gay and womanpilled. Very emotional, no self control

Tony would never hurt his family, he's not that type of guy at all. Also this is a really fucked up rumor to spread about him since the one thing that has always set him off is deadbeat dads. Remember the "where's your kid at" incident?

jump off a cliff you autistic fucking literal sperg your life was for naught. die twice and six times after that you blithering zero.

youtube.com/watch?v=Td0oBCWO_I4

Casey Davies is officially /ourguy/

Nah it was cool you just hate churkas sergei

>Hit me instead of your kid
Tony didn't seem the type to me either

He's a low IQ, aspy mutt. Of course he would eventually sperg out, saw it coming years ago

Lets play take a Dana leave a Dana.
I need to expand my collection

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Oh he controlled everything he was doing my man

Don't know any Churkas. But Kebob literally degraded himself. If he picked McGregor up, tapped him on the back, and was all like "he said shit, but now I forgive him", he would literally be the bigger man-the good guy, and Conor would be the asshole. Now they're both assholes

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Says the guy named child molester. Reported and filtered. Kys pedo scum

Quiet, mutt

You’re phantom tollboothed my guy

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I agree desu

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Honorless zilch. Don’t respond. I’m not reading it.

faggiest post i’ve ever read tbqh

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why doesnt ferguson ever get his fucking ears drained? hes lucky he hasnt lost one yet

fuck you but most of all fuck you

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He had no intention of hurting them, im sure he just needed a moving kickbag or two and things got out of hand.

What will happen when Tony gets charged with domestic violence?

So you're American?

Am taking all of your dannas you goofs

Having a real brainlet moment but, can a fighter knee their opponent in the head if their both considered down?
>your on your back
>opponent is in side control
>is a knee legal?

will he ever come back? i miss his low-iq rambling

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golden boy contract against Matt Hughes
Catch-weight championship

The ufc will take the opportunity to cut him

No

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>Be me on the left - East Euro 6'3 Chad
>Be (you) - 5'9 LaCreatura Rootless mutts
>Mfw

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Relax, you watch it just for Conor's flashy moves anyway, no need to use your brain

time traveller here to inform you that colby 'chaos' covington wins the welterweight title from kamaru usman at the first UFC africa

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>The luck of the creaturas

Does he then get killed by a zulu rush?

>UFC Africa

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Literally impossible. The only place to host UFC Ina non Arab African country would be South Africa, which is a ticking time bomb set to explore by 2021. No way

cringe

we'll see what happens

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I don't like him so I am leaving a picture of Yoel.

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ty
yikes

Just found out I'm going to be in Fort Heemerdale to see THE SOLDIER OF GOD smash that tired old bitch. I'm the Chad of Heem for this moment

This is an example of how much bone density impacts potential muscle mass growth

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soon...

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You literally think leGSP is goat

What's messed up is that guy wasn't a deadbeat dad at all, he was dealing with a manipulative ex girlfriend and Tony decided to just completely fabricate a lie.

CTE is a hell of a drug. Nobody thought Chris Benoit would ever hurt his family. People close to him still can't believe it.

Head movement should be illegal in MMA. Truly a cowardly technique

I hadn't heard this angle. Where'd you get that

That’s because he didn’t

based and codypilled

>i miss his low-iq rambling
Just follow him on Twitter

>user, you're finally here.
>Sit down, I'd like to welcome you into The System

Daily reminder that Danaher's submission grappling is literally 15 years ahead of most of the shit you see in MMA. You will ALWAYS be a jobber until you Enter The System with John Danaher.

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SCHAUB and FRANCIS NGANNOU visit a food truck!!

youtube.com/watch?v=7kXsQPG8sCg

youtube.com/watch?v=7kXsQPG8sCg

Why did he do it again?

mogged hard

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1. GSP is a plotting, calculating, scared, greasing, lying manlet

2. Danaher is a pseud

Current Fedor would heem them and GADOOSH them both at the same time

Cringe

Wow cool user. Was just about to fire up a video game but this is important

>t. manchild

Have sex

Supposedly his brain was a damaged mess, it looked like Junior Seau's.

I've heard this theory, but I read too much about it.

are you the horse guy?

Horse guy? Explain

What does heem mean

the guy who punched a horse

GSP, a man who has trained extensively with Danaher, is the GOAT of MMA. He was ahead of his time. He, a quiet boy from the woods of Quebec, outwrestled many NCAA All Americans in his MMA career. His standup was very underrated and he had one of the best jabs in the UFC.

John Danaher might be a pseud, but he is the greatest submission grappling coach. He's the Bill Belichick of grappling. Like him or not, he's ahead of the game.

Salty user using 2002-era BJJ detected.

Simmer down bud. You're right here with me.

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Yuk

Cool. GSP is in fact my #2 goat. Respect

I feel like you're the type of basedboy who analyzes fights every day, yet had never been in one, or even trains

unironically good feet for an MMA girl

Your feelings don't matter. You're still here with me

You guys see that Tony offered to fill in if Max or Dustin pulled out?
He needs to sort himself out how absolutely retarded is that. He's offering to fill in for a fight he rejected this is the stupidest shit. I don't know if it's him or his management but he needs to sort something out

>Y-you're here with m-me, bro!!
>W-we're on the same forum, so you're a loser like me, r-right!?!??

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Tony is not a smart lad, probably meth addiction

that an IRL instance of those youtube comment Tony Ferguson jokes

He tried to pressure them to give him more money for the fight, and they just replaced him with Poirigay. Ferg thought he had pull. He didn't. It's not hard to grasp

Ferguson literally has a learning disability.

He has a functioning disability

Nothing wrong with that

Basically. It’s also 2 in the morning and you’re on Yea Forums on a Friday night

Lmao @ your “””””life”””””

how do i enter the system

Mate him or his management must've known how this would go down. It's not exactly new and I bet UFC even told him they'd go with someone else.
He has the same manager as Conor ffs, you can't tell me they were both just oblivious to how shit works.

Now he's further from the title and has to fight anyway

I just returned from a night out. But thanks for revealing your tism

>Never been in a fight
>Doesn't train
>Never approached a girl or been approached

Don't worry lil bud, I can mentor you

plug yourself into the machine

He was far from the title regardless. Taking another interim fight does nothing for him especially if he wasn’t getting paid as a champ

Ferguson will never be champion

Khabib vs Ferguson will happen in 2030 for Golden Boy MMA

It does more for him than fighting Al Iaquinta for no belt or even #1 Contender status.
This has set him far back

>I-I j-just returned from a night out i swear

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Well, as an interim champ he would have gotten the next shot. Now the winner of Max v Dustin is next. And the interim champ apparently gets a share of the PPV.

>Wear rash guards under jackets to look unique
>Explain simple meathead stuff like BJJ training as if you're teaching Kantian Ethics
>Sound condescending even though your IQ is like ~120 tops

for sure he wouldve gotten the title shot after winning the interim this time my guy

That's the only angle there ever was, he talked briefly about it. He had split up with his ex-gf and she was refusing to let him see his child, he was fighting for full custody. There were never any claims or charges to do with violence Tony said Where's your kid at and when it didn't make Charlie hit him he upped it. Charlie and Tony met up after the show and Tony apologised for it and has since been trying to quit alcohol instagram.com/p/BufqolGnLqQ/ been sober over a year now and is a better person. He also sent Charlie a message on twitter asking how he was doing some time after the show but Charlie ignored it.

Charlie has a new wife, custody of his child and teaches crossfit now. But he missed the first two years of his life because of her and had to delete his social media because of Tony. He was the guy I wanted to win the show.

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>im intimidated by a 120 IQ

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Tony is currently 3rd in line for the LW belt::
>1. Winner of Dustin/Max
>2. Conor after he beats Cerrone or whatever tune-up fight they give him
>3. Tony

And that's assuming there won't be some hypejob performance in the interim while Dustin/Max and Conor fight Khabib. If Tony decides to sit out the whole time someone like Gaethje could very well string together a few highlight reel performances and he could get leapfrogged AGAIN.

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Normal people do in fact go out. But I have no I'll will towards you. I DO wish you well. So here's some advice:
Get off your crusty ass, take a shower, put on some normalish clothes, and just go for a walk out downtown. You'll feel better when you see actual people outside. ;)

>anyone other than conor first
Looooool

no what I said, also that possibility is better than what he has now
yeah it might mean jack shit but it could also come to fruition and he should have bit on that at the very least because it's not like he's going anywhere. He's still fighting

I always thought Tony said "hit me and go see your kid" as in hit me, get kicked off the show, and go home to your kid rather than "hit me like you hit your kid". Maybe I'm misremembering.

>Thinks I'm intimidated by Danaher's 120
>Am actually 140
What did he mean by this??

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>normal people
Clearly not you

As long as he doesn't fuck up his knee again, yes. Now he is guaranteed not to get it. And Dana is right about interim titles, you can't make the actual champ wait for the interim champ.

You don’t get it. He’s in a no win situation. He’s unironically probably better off sitting out.

He said hit me instead of your kid which led to a lot of people believing he was a child abuser but it was just Tony being a drunk liar. He said where's your kid at and Charlie offered to clean his hoodie and Tony said hit me instead of your kid. It was all over some water.

Have I been heemed? Oh yeah, I've been heemed, that's just the price you pay for dabblin' in the arts; it's really no different than getting paint on your smock or marble in your hair, it's happened to all the greats. The question isn't when, or where, or even how; in fact I don't even remember the question because the question was a rhetorical one: "Have you been heemed?"
To which I say "Oh yeah, I've been heemed"

he wasnt guaranteed the first time lol, youd literally have to be watching the ufc for six months to think taking ANOTHER interim title fight was some ticket to his actual title fight. conor has dibs because its without a doubt the biggest fight, max is next because he’s in the ufcs graces and dana thinks he can make of something of him, dana thinks tony is a sperg

Uhh...ok?

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but he's not going to, I can guarantee you he'll fight someone else for nothing instead.
that's the whole point. Also

He's better off sitting out because every fight he takes endangers his win streak and his win streak is the only thing that brings casual appeal to the fight between him and Khabib. I think their matchup is probably the highest combined win streak title fight in UFC history.

Spot on.

Damn he even wears those rashguards to dinner?

LOL cringe

Best comment in this thread.

Why are people talking about T-fergs twitter?

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He's tried out a few places, he even went with Bisping's coach, Jason Parillo.
It's strange though because despite all that you don't really see his boxing get much better

Uhh...whatever, but take my advice to heart. Baby steps

>trying this hard to prove you're "normal" on /heem/

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Crossfit? Doesn't this nigga do like 1000 times more unorthodox and dangerous training on his own?

thanks i will, it’s always been my dream to not get laid then go on Yea Forums to talk about it lmao

>another serbcuck worships american chad episode
every american flag on heem looks like rockhold, you really got bombed into stockholm syndrome

lol kids such a fucking loser he thinks he’s flexing by posting himself out at a bar

he's getting paid to shill

heem btfo

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Lmao suit yourself. Go play your video games. Maybe even get some tendies and turn on some hentai after

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Sounds pretty based

Why do you /heem/ers hate us half normies so much?
Just have sex, lol :'D

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This thread needs more Paige

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Every time I do that, I aquire permanent wounds to my psyche.

ive been stealing all your memes and you dont even know it

i love submitting wrestling faggots with my otherworldy BJJ level, anyone in this general wants some?

check sherdogs twitter

Stop arguing, I've had enough. It doesn't matter who gets the last reply. Be nice to each other.

I like her box

epitome of a gang raped whore, when will dr drew do an analysis of this slut

bong you're a good person man this shithole is too good for you man

>Every time I do that, I aquire permanent wounds to my psyche.

Don't know if trolling, but you gotta change yourself someday man. Otherwise you end up just bitter and old. Literally put down easy dopamine for stsrters

>half normies
cringe

I was waiting for Luke to comment on the Michael Jackson issue.

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*holds a gun to your chin*
Watch yourself, hotshot!

t. incel
How fucked up are you to think those kind of thoughts?

what mode is even this? fridge? honestly guys she's looking beat up!

Looks like you have a weak chin, you’d last less then a min in the cage with me kid

There's allot of bullies in this neighborhood

What happened with MJ?

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She got fake tits and is taking pics naked now, go white knight somewhere else you literal fucking faggot lol.

>I wanna say thank you, all irish fans, you know all fans all around the world, because of you guys this fight is happening
based khabob

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have you tricked me
I think I've been bamboozled

>Highly intelligent, somewhat introverted, a bit autistic
>Can be extroverted and the life of the party

-half normies, or Sigma male, to be more precise

he was too powerful

That's how I like them

/heem/ can be pretty good my guy, we just have to remember a little kindness can go a long way.
Have a nice weekend Brazil

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This is me but unironically

He was a literal cult mate

Good post

Well, whatever, but she was raped, and is most likely just the product of her environment. When I look at her, I see someone who has the discipline and willpower to go trained everyday, and the guts to fight in front of 1000s of people.
Compare that to a bitter incel like yourself, lol

We’re 5 hours in and we have no update on Tony

Will Sherdog issue a retraction?

youre pretty fucking gay for a serb lol, kill yourself please

But user, I wasn't ironic(nor sarcastic, which is what you really ment)

He ate the shit piece by piece

Where am I wrong? Pls tell me
(Protip: You can't)

twitter.com/thesherdoggy/status/1104130100516184064

girl on the left can get it

Sherdog is the lowest form of scum jmaginabile

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How is Danas expression called here?

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6'3(in the morning), 207 lbs of Serbian steel and sex-appeal right 'ere.

it's the "holy shit i hope the camera makes this belt look good because it's shit"

(-Imagine Rockhold with better boxing and wider shoulders)

Faggot shit

MJ sayin he gon' kill someone, hes got 30 fights, lost half of em ain't killed a motherfucker yet

But still no chin

dance for me

Based, fuck Askren

Can stand this feel-good Pat Barry shit.

*wins a minute later*

Gotta be honest, I don't really a complete Chad jawline, but it's still not bellow average. But whatever, I can take a punch from 230lbs+ guys, so...yea

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That proverb writes its own punchlines.

Yeah, some guys of similar height are bigger than others, lol. No shit. Neil Magny is the same size as brock lesnar but for some bone density, for sure.

I’m going to call my lawyer tomorrow for some counsel on how to file legal injunction against Sherdog on Tony’s behalf

poor conor
so cringe

The interesting thing is, gear should enable you to pack on more muscle than your bone density allows. Remember HW Vitor?

Why do you want to protect child abusers?

who's the baddest man on the planet?

But Africans never learn? Is that the joke?

Before I go to bed, if any of you guys come to Belgrade, post here and I'll invite you to my BJJ/MMA gym to "spar". Especially the unfiltered mutts who insulted me

it's fine but some fighters take it too far and then the opponent is too nice to say nah and/or don't want to get boo'd so they awkwardly keep going with it and you get shitty non fighting when you're trying to watch a fight

Set up a fight with lithcuck or edgestonia

hitler

Funky

They my weightclass?

Munhoz carrying Caraway on his shoulders after he just knocked him out was tough to watch. Especially since Caraway wanted none of it but was too gadooshed to stop it

Id hate to embarrass you and your manlet friends

Fedor WAS. Now it's probably Stipe, maybe Roid Jones

Edgestonia is probably close. Lithcuck is a twig

Yair was definitely strategically using that shit. Guy's a weasel through and through

Most of my teammates are WW and down, but several are 6'3+. Hey, it's a sport that attracts frustrated and insecure lil "napoleons", what can you do? But you won't do shit, mutt

It's 2019 Rumble Johnson

Rumble is a mentally weak boatlord. All he can do now is lift iron and cut dog ears :p

Has there ever been a fighting game character based off a ufc?

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what do serb women smell like?

Most of the characters in the UFC games

Perfume early, rakija late

honestly you guys, it was more like Ben tossing Robbie. Definitely a high level freestyle throw.

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>unironically taking posts on an anonymous board seriously
>sperging out
>H-have s-sex i-incel!
>I-im normal
Cringe

Mike Haggar is clearly based on Don Frye

And don't ask such creep questions u weirdo

I would slam you on your head and punch you 90 percent unconscious only to be bulldog choked and robbed

MK11 Gets a new irish shit talking char named Mickey Gallagher

hell yeah

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Wtf I love Serbia now

Whatever, but the things you say reflect your thoughts, which reflect your life. Shitting on a girl for getting raped just shows how perverted and distorted you really are. Go grab those tendies

mfw i think about Don's life since he left fighting (and during, I guess)

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I'd invite you on burêk afterwards

I don't think so, Final Fight was released before Don Frye got "famous" iirc

I would honestly bounce her head off the concrete

based and funkpilled

Will you stop slandering incel NEETs? You have no proof he is one of us and I personally would never utter such crude remarks about a rape victim.

bro if i'm going to Serbia i need to know if you guys have PAWGS and if they smell good

is that real? MK tries so hard to appeal to zoomers I'm tempted to believe it

>teenage euros from reddit shitting up heem

big surprise

>t. g-get i-in my guard fag
Street fights aren't like mmgay. Your pencil arms probably bruise from firm grasps. Id bear hug your scrawny ass and head butt your nose into your face, and lift you an inch off your toes and slam you on the back of your head and watch it dribble like a basketball off the cement.

I been all over former ussr the girls are really skinny and smell like cheap perfume and shitty cigarettes

>he can larp on the internet

Nah i was playing but wouldnt be surprised

>Robbie took himself down

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yeah i think i'll pass then.

Anyone else feel bad for him?
He's innocent and child-like, all he ever wanted was to crank heel hooks.

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aye aye aye don't be talking shit bout hentai you fuckin white nigger

Yes sorry lol

Not massive braphogs like Brazilian girls, but legit the most beautiful Med girls. Also sluts and will go for exotic mystery meat like urself

>Uhhh Reddit is cringe XD
Alright

Faggot I've been in like 15 street fight before starting MMA.
Considering the average Amerimutt height, I'd stuff your shitty takedown attempts easy all day, and jab your Creatura face up. Not even your Gem overlords would recognize you

>Bear hug
You fucking homo...

he'd pop my knee off like a champagne cork, and that scares me

What do we think of KSW?

idk, can't be worse than one.

Based polite britbong

Why are burgers the most butthurt guys on HEEM? Is it because they're naturally not very good fighters?

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I loved watching that savage injure opponents. You rarely hear those genuine screams of pain anymore without guys like Palhares really fucking people up

Blow it out your ass!

Heres a (you)

ebidles gablagooey

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What the actual fuck was wrong with Palhares anyways? Why was he so psycho?

yikes

Yea Forums destroyed my brain. I started liking Askren just because hes making people mad

Genetics: Low IQ is correlated with low impulse control. Add living in a shit hole, with a probably shit childhood...yeah

This sperg is a paid shill.

I know that feel. I'm leaving Social media, Redd- I mean Yea Forums and all the other easy dopamine tonight. It's literal brainwashing and makes you weaker mentally

How do you figure, my mutt friend?

Just woke up, can someone check Facebook for combate America fight link. I don't have account

Not a thumbs up. He's grabbing at the air.

no, fuck you

Just get an account dude

Fuark countdown to when she makes porn bros?

I quite like MMA

That’s a pretty normal reaction for a lot of people. People getting irrational over something trivial always is funny

Fuck this guy. Nobody will EVER top Alan Belcher's pure ass rape of this piece of human garbage. Wish Belcher stuck around for a title shot. I think he would have done well against Silva.

fucking same, dude

Good choice

Go on Rhys

you tell them, buddeh

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ufc insider here
conor vs tony is in the works
tony decline the max fight for the money fight

better be true

Tony turns that fight down because he can’t read the contract

Sad

poor cowboy

Why is Dana White such a douche? How can fighters stand working with him? No wonder Fedor never went to the UFC

Dana seems like a cool older brother to me

then offers to fill in if Conor's next opponent pulls out

Is Rhys valbong?

>then offers to fill in if Conor pulls out
fixed that for you lad

6 hours. ZERO comments on or from Tony from ANYONE. He hasn’t been on any social media for over 24 hours now either

youtube.com/watch?v=0ryZtxngomk
And watch that reality show and how he treats contestants

What's going on about Ferguson

espn.com/espnw/sports/article/26199319/shevchenko-eye-being-finalized-june

get your fucking cocks out lads, its time to JACK OFF

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Sherdog owner claimed he beat his wife and kid but with no source or proof. Tony's probably just busy and hasn't even heard the rumours yet.

What did UFC mean by this?

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We get it Mike, you're never fighting Yoel.

WHERE'S HIS KID AT?

If it turns out that Tony beat his wife and kid I will finally consider him Mexican

He’s done m8

Hope he doesn’t off himself

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to beat his wife and child

Based /pol/ shitter

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to wake his son up for school with an omaplata

>tfw you fight your family instead of Holloway

soldier of god
more like
soiled by logs

hehehe

>peak tothery
>Absolute chinky queen

You guys think the reason Tony beat his wife to death is because she was so pissed that he threw away all that max fight money? I bet she wouldn’t stop bitching

FYI this is the tweet, vague enough to be almost anything. No specific mention of Tony hitting anyone

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word on the street is Tony backflipped off a hoverboard onto his wifes head

I-i-it was an accident

Jeff Sherwood vs. John Morgan under sumo rules,who wins?

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to turn down a six figure fight deal to focus on beating his wife and son

the fans

CTE probably set in and he confused them for some cables

Jorgan via smother

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Tony Ferguson the type of guy to harden his feelings by elbowing his whole senpai to death

It is what it is, b

Tony was doing sprints in the living room, tripped over his son and went headfirst into his wife's face.
It happens
Get over it

Been on team /FUNKY since 08

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He's so tall and handsome as hell
He's so bad, but he does it so well
I can see the end as it begins

I've just realised she's singing about Rockhold.

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youtu.be/TaYqC-2va78

Tony does uses his son as a makeshift kettlebell. A live weight that constantly shifts its center of gravity while he swings it around.

He practices his snap-jitsu on his wife, because her fear will recreate the true experience of live resistance

I nearly got into a fight today but the other guy backed down.

Shit sucks, I was hoping to find out what it's like to heem somebody.

*heems you

hah better luck next time, kid

askren went limp

you cant let people duck you irl

for a hot second b

I went limp after I finished inside your mom

low test

>not weaponizing pace

Check your eyes, Dana

Nothing from Eddie Bravo on Tony, not totally unexpected but still noteworthy

his wife got a restraining order on him years before he murdered her. fact is he was always a violent asshole behind the scenes, just like most wrestlers from his era.
muh cte is just like alcohol, something retards use to excuse the behavior of people they have some dumb attachment to.

>people just turn into psychopaths for no reason

oh for sure my man

didn't he have a shrivelled up raisin brain in the autopsy?

This. 9/10 times that fight gets called after he eats the fifth unanswered haymaker.

>b-but he recovered!

we never got to know if he fully recovered, what followed was some grappling and a speculative headlock. Lawler wasnt given the same chance that Askren got just moments earlier, despite the fact that Askren took 10 times the damage.

Anyone who saw Tony on the TUF series knows he’s a complete psychopath and an alcoholic. This report is no suprise at all

COMBATE AMERICA STREAM HERE
en.mmation.com/combate-americas-live-stream/

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Great fight even if it doesn’t make sense long term.

How many times do we have to go over this pillowtapper, Robbie wasn't getting out of that. If Herb didn't stop it then, he would have stopped it 2-4 seconds later.

>muh cte is just like alcohol
Except brain damage is just that, brain damage.
It can cause a whole assortment of issues

the dancing is weird

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>Now it's probably Stipe

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called this one, I got Volkanovski even though Aldo has been looking good

Robbie went out when his arm went limp and fell. Herb then tapped Askren thinking it was over and loosened his grip then Robbie came back, then he was fading again even when he gave the thumbs up. Robbie was done

>the obnoxious balkanlar turk rapebaby is a /pol/fag
oh boy what a surprise

He wasn't even thumbing up, some Bjj youtuber said he was grasping at air which makes sense when you look at it

I have faith in old man Aldo

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alcohol abuse can cause brain damage too. you're still accountable for your actions.

im saying he was a psycho before that you low iq zilch. psychos dont become psychos all of a sudden when the rest of the world discovers the worst thing they did, CTE or not.

No you weren’t

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I didn't realise he legitimately had a case of the 'tisms
All things considered, he actually is a good representative

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Aldo is literally starching every contender for the title on his way out to retirement. What the fuck?

That's why he's /ourguy/

Sherdog will be officially finished in 12 hours

The tractor Matt, hand it over. Is Keybecks now

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>Tfw also has the best tdd

sherwood sold sherdog to yahoo YEARS ago you cazzie bitch

Let Rhys make the thread.

I don’t care, Jordan Breen and TJ Desantis suck anyway

>stares in gyno

NEWNEWNEW

My new thread, for your consideration

t. Koscheck

Obviously legal, see GSP vs Hughes 2

So which do we use?

Use mine Rocco is a beast

So who are you guys betting on tomorrow?

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Well shit, if he's got the tism then I may too.

I saw only your post and i was like wtf are these two autists on about. And their whole retarded shit flinging session started from a Schaubs food truck diary post. Anyways based bong, gj ending that.

>You can come back from being knocked out by a choke while still being choked