/hoc/

I understand, friend. Here you go:
MIN @ FLA, 7 pm
NJ @ WSH
WPG @ CAR, 7:30
MTL @ ANA, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

you will be watching the ncaa playoffs tonight, right /hoc/?

when is it international mans day?

what don cherry would look like if he were black

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go knights

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Mahtomedi vs Greenway class A semifinal right now

class AA semifinal games later
Blaine vs Eden Prairie 6pm central time
Edina vs St. Thomas Academy 8pm central time

Every other day of the year :^)

Why are you so upset, friend?

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Best post I've seen today

Now THIS is EPIC
He's probably a Ted's fan

Sorry if it seems that way I'm just stating the obvious.

boom got 'em

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>/hoc/ ABSOLUTELY SEETHING that anyone would dare post any games other than NHL

imagine being a one league pleb

kiekko.tv/html5/#join=-31085
kiekko.tv/html5/#join=-31085
kiekko.tv/html5/#join=-31085

VIRTUAL HOKKEI

curling is on

Prove to me that any game tonight is not absolute SHIT

You misunderstand, friend.
We talk about the AIHL over the summer. We talk about the KHL occasionally. We would talk about the EIHL if anyone ever brought it up. Same goes for DEL, EBEL, Swiss League, Finnish, Swedish, etc.

We just DON'T CARE about dykepuck. Or highschool pedopuck.

Beat me to it

Both canes vs jets and ducks vs habs should be meme filled

>all these "we"'s when you really mean "I"

>watching a caroliniggers game
I’d rather sniff Finland’s nuts

Good call

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imagine lying through your teeth
/hoc/ is NHL 24/7/365

SNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF
Smells like fucking Finns in here

I always hate when a 5'5" human life form masquerades as a man

>dominates all the women
>isn't playing for the Whitecaps, the regular season champion team

Unchain the colours before my eyes,
Yesterday's sorrows, tomorrow's white lies.
Scan the horizon, the clouds take me higher,
I shall return from out of fire.

Tears for rememberance, and tears for joy,
Tears for somebody and this lonely boy.
Out in the madness, the all seeing eye,
Flickers above us, to light up the sky.

Unchain the colours before my eyes,
Yesterday's sorrows, tomorrow's white lies.
Scan the horizon, the clouds take me higher,
I shall return from out of fire.

(you) for anyone who recognizes the song

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ha ha cyka blyat

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>deleting good hockey posts

SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
smell like cantskate sunbelt in here

reminder that /hoc/ is a Kärpät general

I deleted the post because I was wrong
turns out it is a woman masquerading as a man, not a man masquerading as a woman

but now I'm thinking I could grow my hair long and pick a girl name and dominate womens hockey. I could even grow a playoff beard and if anybody said it was wrong I could call them transphobic

>deleting your post because you realized how much of an idiot you are
>which only calls more attention to your idiocy
Y I K E S

CWHL>NWHL

grubiańska suka
you don't know anything about European hockey

It was a good post that only got a minor detail wrong
I wonder what the speaking engagements xir gives are about.

Will be cheering for the jerks tonight. Hopefully the jets let them win this one so we can breathe easy.

SEETHING
someday Whitecaps will play Les Canadiennes for the championship and you will continue to seethe

yhteys katkesi??

>you don't know anything about European hockey
Oh, ja? Bist du sicher?

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im the first to admit im an idiot.
I was on the NWHL wiki page and it said they had the first trans hockey player in the world, and I assumed it was a man that called himself a woman but it turns out its a woman

I don't know how that's even allowed. if you tell everyone you are a man then how come you play on a womans hockey league

I hate both teams but if I had to pick one it would be the Buncha Jerks

Prove it big fella :^)

i left because no one came

female hockey is absolute garbage

Ich komme aus deinem Mutterzimmer

Freedom belt faggot that doesn't know shit about European hockey

>Hopefully the jets let them win this one so we can breathe easy.
>Canadian flag
>we
>so we can breathe easy
What Canadian team would be helped by a Carolina victory tonight?

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Obsessed and seething

get your information right before you post
let's be honest, we don't get the opportunity to bant about this niche in /hoc/ very often

based and redpilled

>if I google translate it means I know about European hockey
The absolute state of /hoc/

stop trying to force dykepuck discussion

:(

Ich bin sicher daß du ein Schwuler bist

stop holding Kirill hostage in your shit league

laine on fortnite right now

womens hockey is actually pretty good. its not NHL quality but they are fast and can dangle and shoot well

it's kind of like if the NHL went full speedy manlet mode and banned hitting. It's not as exciting as regular hockey but it's still enjoyable

>stop discussing hockey on /hoc/

>he didn't take German like a good white man
Grim

Fuck off he started an interesting conversation

no its not. its like watching peewee hockey where 9 of the players can barely skate and the 1 person that can skate just "dominates"

>daß
What the fuck backwoods village uses an Eszett instead of just writing "dass."

womens hockey fucking sucks, its like watching midget hockey without the hitting
half those bulldykes cant even raise the puck

Why don't you go take your private transportation to buy a Dr Pepper with a credit card you freedom belt faggot that doesn't know shit about European hockey

>get your information right before you post
yes sir wont happen again sir

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CWHL and NWHL >>>>>>>> KHL

Took Russian instead

/hoc/ only pretends to like hockey

>wahman

It's on my phone, might as well

Rivalry series was really good to watch but with the talent pool split between the two leagues, club play is a bit lacking

>projizieren
freedom belt strikes again

Why don't you eat my hemorrhoid ridden ass faggot?

I thought that would be the case too but I watched a CWHL game against the Chinese team because it was the middle of the night and I had nothing better to do and I was actually surprised how good the talent was. There's only like 10 womens hockey teams so the talent from the Olympians is spread pretty evenly

Also acceptable

Its fucking terrible. if you are too autistic to watch the nhl then watch junior hockey, or even midget or college hockey. Dykepuck is for sjws who dont even really like hockey but watch womens hockey to be progressive

in my opinion KHL is the 2nd best league behind the NHL

ive watched the highlights that cuck shills and they are all like that. lots of the players can barely even "lob" the puck from the blueline to the tendie.

Except for Worcester Blades
>6 team league
>28 games
>0 wins
>0 points
>-133 goal difference

that's because the """Chinese""" team has imported western players.
just like the """South Korean""" teams in the Pyeongchang Olympics were mostly North American mercenaries

>Asia

No I watch the NHL primarily, but if there's no good NHL on and there's a womens hockey game I'd tune in. I would definitely watch the championship finals if it's not on the same time as an NHL game that I care about. I'm not a progressive or an SJW, I just like watching hockey

>dyke winds up for a one timer from the point
>takes 4 seconds to reach the goalie
>flutters the whole way
>still goes in because the goalie is 4 feet tall
cringe

so true

Would rather watch women's hockey than the metropolitan division

>just like the """South Korean""" teams in the Pyeongchang Olympics were mostly North American mercenaries
2% of the south korean mens team were born in south korea
dont spread misinformation

they dont want to be shamed in the Olympics so they offer Westerners citizenship to play for them in the Olympics
>meanwhile the best South Korean short track speed skater was ran out of the country due to behind the scenes politics to Russia, and was subsequently banned from Pyeongchang due to the Russian doping scandal

OH NONONONONO

if he had chosen to sign with Wild two years ago he'd bust

I’m skipping Ted and Sam and going straight to heeming the wamans hockey apologist lads

is /hoc/ an ethnicity?

So true

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seventy two procent** (72%)

>takes 4 seconds to reach the goalie
lmao

damn you got me there

yeah they cant slapshot the puck like the NHL guys can but they can seem to pass and setup shots pretty well. it's not as shit as I was expecting it to be, that's my only point
yeah what the fuck is with that team lol

I can't put it on my driver's permit, I asked...

We’re a white Christian nation

t. Mutt

they cant slapshot like a midget house team
my mens rec team would probably blow them the fuck out

>drivers permit
What’s it like being literally 15

it as me

Putin stop doping your athletes and refrain from stopping them from playing in the best league

yeah Beijing wants their womens hockey team to be competitive so they paid the CWHL to put a team in China and send some good players to help train the chinese players for the upcoming olympics. I can't blame the CWHL for taking them up on the offer though when you realize just how little money the league makes.

100% White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

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>its only ok when americans cheat
disgusting

that's what I was expecting because my only knowledge of womens hockey came from /hoc/ memes calling it dykepuck and saying it's garbage, but when I tuned in the game was actually pretty good I thought

imagine thinking you can buy a gold medal
shall be looking forward to the complete embarrassment of China in their Winter Olympics

post hand with timestamp josé

we are /hoc/asian

I actually did get Mexican for lunch today to be quite honest

They aren't trying to buy a gold medal, just be somewhat competitive and not get btfo 20-0
Maybe be like Japan and beat Sweden

show me the proof

I agree with you in principle. The CWHL is obviously the league with the biggest names like Decker, Knight, Bellamy etc .. they are as good as anyone currently in the NWHL but the NWHL has Kessel and Coyne so it's a bit null. It's not a secret most of the big name Canadian and American players want the one league. The only thing that will screw the NWHL is if a big name american NCAA player chooses to go play in Canada after their senior year. Megan Keller is originally from Detroit so she is basically a short plane ride from several teams in both leagues. She is probably the greatest defensive prospect in womens hockey since Megan Bozek and is taller, skates just as well and with a better wingspan. She has also been nominated 4 times for NCAA MVP on the womens side. For whatever league gets her, they will be getting a special player. She will most likely pick the USA but you never know.

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im actually in jail right now posting from a smuggled in cell phone

glad you enjoyed some of your moms home cooking

I'm 50 I just never got to drive because I lived in Europe but now I'm scouting in America after my success in Finland

that was pretty based tbqh, based Japan ladies, Sweden shall never recover
the best part was their team was all-Japanese, they didn't hire mercenaries like Korea

Panthers < Wild
Jets < Canes
Caps > Debs
Ducks < Habs

Finally weekend!

agree to disagree I guess.
I like fast paced skilled physicaly hockey. Not a circle jerk of slow wrist shots from the has marks

Horrible thread

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>landeskog out rest of the season
Say it with me, /hoc/:

TWO
DRAFT
PICKS

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did you scout barkov?

Women's hockey is about pace and positioning you dumbfuck

Now this is head cannon

based Danebro based predictions
you are invited to the bar with us if you didn't hear

>stop doping your athletes
you first
>refrain from stopping them from playing in the best league
refrain from ruining their development

name one (1) elite Russian player that was developed in NA

Filtered. Fuck you FAGGOT hope you DIE.

>translation: I like goons gooning goons

Remember Japan probably has a womens program since Nagano and have regularly shown up at Olympic tournaments. They aren't a one off team

the 2 leagues should hurry up and work out their differences and merge into 1 league. if they did that and affiliated with the NHL then the athletes could actually make some decent money and get more recognition.

Sharks

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Absolutely based and Legopilled.

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international competition is different

Based Amerifriend!
Sounds awesome, would gladly join!

remind me of when America was forced to compete under OAA instead of USA?
and it's hard to develop Russian players from a young age when you have to fight tooth and nail to get them over here in the first place

>soilers: south

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Kill yourself immediately you fucking loser

I prefer big high impact physical hockey too, but I'm not against womens hockey either. They make good role models for our daughters

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Minnesota high school state tournament

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based Japan
they need to step up their men's game tho

>being so beta you have a daughter

Greenway 1 Mahtomedi 0 end of 2nd period
AA games at 6pm and 8pm

>landeskog out rest of the season
damn, what a disappointment for the avs. they looked like a pretty solid team early in the season. I thought they were going to give Winnipeg and Nashville a run for their money

>not getting an abortion the second you learn you are having a girl

They were literally a one line team all season user

>high school state tournament
>high school
GOOOOOOOOOOOO
AWWWAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

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>Cassie will never coach your daughter and inspire her to achieve her dream and make the Olympic team

your sunbelt is showing

>you have to fight tooth and nail to get them over here in the first place
bullshit
there are lots of them coming over to play in CHL/USHL every fucking year
they just tend to fucking bust because of your retarded gorilla nigger coaching

The worst thing about girls is how buoyant their poop is. Sometimes I have to get up early to play hockey and there are all these tiny poops floating around that won't go down so I have to make a weighted net out of toilet paper and the first couple times I tolerated it it now it just enrages me

for me its the chevrolet™ good deeds cup

Yes but they must orchestrate it differently from how the NBA has marketed the WNBA. As people have seen in Minnesota and Montreal, 1200 seat rinks get sold out fast If the fans know the product is good. I would rather have 99% capacity at Tria or Bell Complex than rent out 18000 seat arenas and only fill up 5%. Costs way less to rent and it's much more enjoyable for the fans

>they just tend to fucking bust because they are not good at hockey

fixed
we have enough scrubs here, send your best or don't send them at all. stop hoarding your good players. best hockey league is in North America, deal with it.

stone contract officially signed
8x9.5 76 million

Mine is heavy and dense. It sinks to the bottom like the elephants foot in the Chernobyl meltdown, melting through various floors, radiating intensively and vaporizing concrete

they make more money playing on a top khl line than they would playing in a middle 6 grinder role.

imagine not wanting to watch future NHL players

Best collection of 18 and under players in the nation desu

I don't have any kids, but it's good for society to have positive role models for young women. right now look at what young women have to look up to as role models and it makes sense why so many women are so retarded. If I had a daughter I'd take her to womens hockey games to show her she can aspire to be more than a Tik Tok celebrity or a twitch thot, etc.
we need women to make lots of babies. our birth rate in the west is already so low that we are getting overrun by indians and chinese.

That’s a yikes from me

Vegas status:fleeced
Hope they enjoyed their first year because now they're going to be a shit team, shit franchise, with shit contracts and shit fans

more money to be in an inferior league, not a good trade off imo

it's too bad, they looked pretty hype early on. I thought the one line team thing was just a meme but it seems like /hoc/ was right

its not even just the "birth rate" its the replacement rate. most educated familys only have 1 or 2 children because of the costs of raising a child. they arent increasing the population, they are just keeping it stagnant.

If you're a bottom six nhler you can pad your stats in Russia then sign in the NHL for undeserved money years later. Look at kovalchuk he's got two more years at 7 million

used to be neighbors with a transplant from Vegas, he said he hates that VGK made SCF in their first season, because every season after will be a disappointment

All 6 CWHL games will be streamed this weekend. Cant wait to see Laura Stacey dominate.

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that's a good point, maybe they could do the final championship game in a full NHL arena because it could draw more fans, but the regular season should be in a smaller venue. it would make ticket prices a lot lower too

laine hatty

How the FUCK do we get the Yea Forums jannies to permanently move dykepuck over to ?

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oh that reminds me
there were 3 players in the 2018 Olympics that scored 5 goals in the tournament:
Ilya Kovalchuk
Kirill Kaprizov
Ryan Donato
Wild right now have Donato, and soon will have Kaprizov
DYNASTY INCOMING

BLOOS TWO POINT ZERO

nalle_puh now up to 3 hours of fortnite on a gameday.

I agree we need to foster a culture that encourages people to have more children. Back in the day having 5 kids was pretty normal. Now it's not very common unless you are from the 3rd world

It's gonna be another game of him not skating and missing the net then?
Or does Fortnite empower him?

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its been like that since the 80s. you want people to get dumber and ignore facts? its not going to get cheaper to raise children any time soon.

People not having kids was a jewish trick so replacement rate could be used to justify importing shitskins

>thirteen matches today
>not a single win
I maintain that he is an even bigger bust with video games than he is on the ice.

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>Look at kovalchuk he's got two more years at 7 million
...and he is the best player on the Kings roster right now

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kys your self u dumb frogpostering nigger

You now realize that Greenway has a 12-13 record and will play for the state championship

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Hiro said that you can't use that word anymore.

he also said posting reddit frogs was a bannable offense
yet here you are

what about racist frog?

he also said posting reddit frogs was a bannable offense
yet here we are

I fell asleep on the toilet, what'd I miss?

As the league grows you could move up in arena size but yes a large amount of debt WNBA gets is because they rent out huge venues and almost nobody cares. Having the Clarkson Cup/ Isobel Cup in a large rink is important because they have the high quality set ups for t.v. and even streaming. It also serves as a reminder to the players that they absolutely belong in the elite class and their last 15-20 years of hockey haven't been in vain. I also sort of hate the WNBA only because it has existed for longer than womens hockey has been an Olympic sport. Its been given the benefit of the doubt so many times and it has only ever depreciated in value. Womens hockey in my opinion is just better and has the far more entertaining product and intelligent athletes.

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>tfw can't watch because I'll be ice fishing with no data or WiFi

sure it's expensive to have a lot of kids, but it's worth it.

Who /dam/ here

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Clarkson Cup and Isobel Cup should be conference championship trophies in a merged league
new trophy to be the overall league championship trophy

yes I remember now. Well good luck

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have the championship game in the Xcel Energy Center

gib milkies

fuck beavers
fuck onion rings
fuck pipebombs
fuck brackets
fuck non-nhl hockey
fuck the snowbelt

i guess it is for you but it seems like most people disagree with you.

Yes. Their should be a three game series between both teams

91342307
Might be the worst post I’ve ever seen

can’t wait for the next world cup of hockey lads

now THIS is discrimination!

how exotic!

we're not all from vancouver though

Come overe here user, sit beside me.

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THAR SHE BLOWS

how are your grandkids doing /hoc/?

Woah momma

based mahtomedi

>pace
yeah, a very slow pace
>positioning
wrong, they play like house atom teams, all following the puck
stay mad you absolute sjw muppet

milk

>Matthews liked this photo

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we should be encouraging people to have more kids. it is expensive but it is good for the future of the country and will ensure lots of hockey players

why is it not allowed to have the bottom of your stick white? $376,440 seems like an excessive fine for that

why not 7 game series?

>spray paint bottom of stick
>over 370k fine

>embellish a penalty
>5k fine

Ok

imagine being this gullible.

I’ll give a $375,000 reward to whomever HEEMs the fuck out of Randy from Raleigh

Why is it illegal to spray paint your stick?

going to try and watch the whitecaps on monday.

>at least one of the minnesota teams is dominating their league

I'll give a 375,000 reward for whoever can eliminate Laine in Fortnite on stream

ill double that if they livestream the beat down

holy shit greenway

Good luck with that, he doesn't exist.

who is greenway

Maybe 7 games but that's like 1/4 of a season for the players. You could make it 5 games.

t. Randy

Triggering north america with a single picture

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i dont get it

Randy your posts stick out like a sore thumb

not rich enough to afford paddle shifting?

It’s friday night again, who are you spending it with?

i don't get it either

i'll add three onion rings to sweeten the pot

Finland is rich in memes and friendships

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Kitties and my kid just like erry day

frens and hockey

>Landesgod out 4-6 weeks
Two high draft picks here >we come

kek
only 18% of americans know how to drive manual. its kek worthy because its a basic skill. also makes it a good anti theft device in the states.

Do you think I could get a tinder thot to come to my house and watch me get piss drunk and yell at the television while we watch hockey?

I learned to drive on one

Based Greenway
Cinderella story

I’ve done it

if she was a puck slapper maybe

No you haven't

thank you for explaining that to me. i would have never understood it otherwise.

I used to know how but haven’t driven one in ages.

ruh roh

>18%
that's grim. i took my drivers test in a manual transmission when i was a young lad

Seriously though, why there is mostly only automatic cars in the states?

when i took my driving test the testing guy never had me parallel park.

Triggering Toronto residents with a single picture

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Also I got my license when I was 15, so suck on that.

So there’s a chance

they expect women to drive

I had to but it was on a street with no parked cars kek

>Soilers south

I prefer rowing my own gears.

Because Kadri's people don't like dogs?

We're lazy in case you hadn't noticed
Also gas is much cheaper here than in Yurope

no worries, you canadians like to imitate america in nearly all aspects so i'm not surprised you have no idea how to use it either

it is grim. but car enthusiasts are a dying breed, whats even more grim than a paddleshifter/normal automatic are the new ones that are the dials, thats even worse.

in the early age of cars manual transmissions werent very reliable compared to automatic transmissions. they never really "caught on" to begin with.

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oh, well those people are indeed stupid

Nothing gets by you eh

>source
thats alot of bullshit their m8

...

you'd have better luck meeting her at a sports bar

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>someone made this
ha ha what the fuck

>having that saved on your computer
I will pray for you user.

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BING BING

Samecunt

Who dat?

t. janny

Coping Avs fan

It's fake retards

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/o/s the only other board i visit

still waiting on my acceptance letter :^)

just read about automatic transmissions in the first place. in the 1900s when cars were starting to be produced metallurgy wasnt even adequate enough to produce a reliable transmission. you are looking back at a different age and thinking other stuff was invented by that point, but it wasnt.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_transmission

Pathetic samecunt laughing at his own lame posts

>like
adult men's hockey

>don't care about
women's hockey
children's hockey
car transmissions

simple as

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This me laughing at you
Lolololololol

thoughts on the pp?

Damn, why would you check someone's cousins like that?

>tfw you have a naked one of these

what is the best cheese for a burger?

make him a little tiny jersey

Gotta work pucks up to the point, set up a netfront presence in the slot, and just get shots on net.

cheese doesn’t belong on a burger but if I had to pick I’d unironically say american “cheese”

Make him a tiny version of >your team's best-ever alternate / heritage jersey.

sounds like a ticket to turnover town

Holy fuck how can one user be so incredibly WRONG

t. listening to tsn 1040

why are typing like /cric/ poster

But he was right about the last part, at least.

he was pooping on the streets while typing that?

>he sees more naked mole rats than naked women

4 forwards 1 dman on the powerplay, who says no?

For me, it's a big old mushroom-Swiss

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for me it's six forwards and empty net

Why do we do anything? For the lulz.

why dont more teams pull their tendie when they have a 2 man advantage and play 6 on 3?

Frozen pizza in the oven lads too bad all the games tonight are SHIT games

Because if you can't score 5-on-3, you weren't gonna score 6-on-3.

For me, it’s allowing an empty net goal in overtime and forfeiting the OT point

for me it's 2 goalies, 2 dmen and the equipment manager

my class is dual-wielding goalie for maximum dps

Business idea, goaltenders must serve thier penalties in the box like everybody else.

correction:
1 good game
3 shit games

>katsup
Honey mustard instead then you have a top shelf meal

What’s the good game? They all look shit

business question: what is the most common goaltender penalty other than playing the puck outside of the trapezoid?

I may not have had sex before but I could fuck you guys up

t. ray ferraro

>aho and the lads are gonna dab on sam
that one

mcmeme is just actually autistic
youtube.com/watch?v=x4OaM1l59iA

This user knows what's up.

wasnt there a tendie that wore 2 blockers before?

i haven't had sex but i've jerked off and that's basically the same

>watching Carolina unironically

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death grip is definitely comparable.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING MAHTO CHOKED AGAIN

Least bad game I’d say

only due to injury
espn.com/nhl/columns/story?id=1989377

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short answer:
>my teams' game is good and all others are shit

long answer:
the Minnesota Wild tank for a good draft pick is cancelled, but tonight they could possibly complete their utter rape of the state of Florida. will the Panthers have something to say about that? will Ryan Donato continue his "points every game" streak after being thrown away at thew trade deadline by the Boston Bruins for Charlie "utter disappointment" Coyle? find out TONIGHT, in Minnesota Wild @ Florida Panthers!

whats for din dins?

I dunno user that sounds pretty gay

Torpedo style.

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user is making us pizza

beer and maybe a hot dog

friday is always pizza night

looks like a frozen dinner tonight sadly

...

lol /ck/ talks less about cooking than /hoc/ does about hockey

gives you the opportunity to improve 2 boards at once

fact: you CAN'T improve /hoc/ while having representation of all 31 NHL markets.

For me, it’s Cody Lane in “the Blue Room”

this, we must wait for seattle.

no, /hoc/ needs state and province flags

always gets a kek out of me

You’re all afraid the Toronto Maple Leafs will win the Stanley Cup this year because they have a real chance

Stay scared m8

yawn

Minnesota Wild will win their Cup before the Toronto Maple Leafs win again

Business idea: belt flags

You’re all afraid the Carolina Hurricanes will win the Stanley Cup this year because they have a real chance

Stay scared m8

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>kaprizov peak 2025
i can see it

You’re all afraid the Minnesota Wild will win the Stanley Cup this year because they have a real chance

Stay scared m8

would be good desu

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Nino will become lazy once again once he gets bored with your team.
happened with the Islanders.
happened with the Wild.
shall happen to the Hurricanes.

why so people can bully eachother more?

>kaprisov
>when your hopes for the cup are a literal who

You’re all afraid the San Jose Sharks will win the Stanley Cup this year because they have a real chance

Stay scared m8

if you're gonna have country flags might as well go all the way

But I do think they have a real chance and I’m not scared because I want them to win

that "literal who" won the gold medal for OAR

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oh it's that faggot Brit Avs fan

>khl leading goal scorer
casuals OUT

>Canadian Sharks fans
I lie awake at night sometimes, just wondering if I'll ever understand this.

Who???

BING

>can't even spell his name right
>ignorant of his skill
kys

Where’s Latvianon

Not a Sharks fan. Just also not a denial fag. Like no shit they have a chance at the cup

Exactly.

You’re not even questioning that the Tampa Bay Lightning Bolts will win the Stanley Cup this year because they have it locked

Stay hopeless m8

>can’t spell his name right
Exactly

Probably sleeping. No Sharks game tonight, so no reason for him to put up with what I think is a nine-hour time difference.

They'll win it in 2020
Still too many inconsistencies plauging >our team

>ever acting like the cup is a lock
It’s like you’re trying to jinx your team

>lost to the wild
>still think they have it locked in

top kek

We're not getting near enough refpuck, someone make the call.

>winning the Presidents Trophy
>team of former >rags
what could possibly go wrong?

if the Wild meme their way to the SCF and it's against Tampa, just hand Minnesota the Cup

we're gonna get em

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The Presidents trophy is cursed m8
The one year the Caps didn't get it they won the cup, it's proven

Nicely done, user.
You captured their obnoxious, delusional style perfectly.

they won't even have a team in 2020

>manlet bay
>cup
lmao no

I do question Dubas' ability more and more every day in all honesty

7 free yous
ezpz, gonna go get some tendies with this cash

Who cares they beat Hermantown
Just like when grand rapids beat Duluth east a few years ago in front of like 6000 batshit crazy high schoolers...It's destiny

thinking about rooting for Edina to be contrarian lads

Gentle reminder that /hoc/ is for frens
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7TEcEfUMOcc

and they're gonna get fucking stomped by the altar bois.
lawson gonna be way too tired to carry them tomorrow.

you, a pleb: edina cuz contrarian lul
me, an intellectual: blaine will easily dominate ep and edina

Eden Prairie vs Edina in the finals
screencap this
we will find out in about 5 or 6 hours

Post Minnesota high school hockey hair

I didn't go to any of these schools so I have no dog in the fight

post-deadline, pre-playoff hockey is the low point of the season

only if you're a 1 league pleb

hang on i'll go get the gif of the kid biffing it this mornign

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>his name is casadonte
>he's white
what the fuck minnesota

i should and shall point out that this is wrong

Mullet with a well groomed goatee is still totally acceptable non meme tier in small towns like moose lake or Gilbert

Quality flow desu

heard about that
>spent all morning perfecting your hair to get that sick flow
>people across the state, nation, world, and NHL scouts are watching you
>you slip on the ice on your way to the camera
oh nononononono

got it
bit dot ly s|ash 2NQ4rMo

Is it time to bring back the mullet?

>bring back

you have to understand these kids were born in like 2000 or later
parents these days like to have special snowflake names

For me it’s never left

>charge at the blue line at full speed like an absolute sperg
>expect to be able to stop perfectly
oh buddy

Nothing more cringe than denial fags

If you've ever used the word flow when referring to a man's hair see pic related

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sunbelt is jealous and SEETHING at hockey culture
back to your tractor pull, Leroy

for me? it's salad, preferably tossed

sunbelt will never understand the culture of our people
imagine not having a single player from your state playing for your professional team

> he didn't mention Donte Lawson from greenway, whose brother just had a kidney transplant

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sunbelt genocide when

FUCKIN LEAFS BOYS

1863 or whenever sherman's march was

Oh look more snowbelt criers shitting up the thread AGAIN

1865 but he didn’t do enough despite being so based

Should have finished the job when you had the chance m8. Imagine a USA with no retards to hold them back, you'd be time travelling by now.

Imagine calling yourself the state of hockey when your team doesn't have a single SCF appearance and you lost a team to the sunbelt

>mfw dixiecucks tried to justify keeping their slaves uncastrated
>mfw dixiecucks tried to justify fucking their slaves and creating creaturas
disgusting

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so this just released. it's probably better than that flash hockey game we were playing, it's f2p as well
store.steampowered.com/app/707680/Slapshot/

it's shit

The north stars made the SCF.

Minnesota Wild @ Florida Panthers

>a literal who
check out this casual. kaprizov is a top prospect in the world right now

Then they lost to MY team

>the jewhl was so money hungry that they let several owners move teams out of hockey markets
absolutely disgusting

the toronto maple leafs have thirteen, soon to be fourteen, stanley cups. how many does your team have?

Weeks sucking >shorks cock right now on NHLN, the faggot.

5 all of which in my lifetime and witnessed

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several, of which they needed to beat more than just six beer league teams

his foot was in the crease

here's a (you) single digit team

shoulda been kansas city's cups TeEBH

the biggest

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Right back at you Mgudu from Mississagua

based and chadpilled

>illegitimate team
>illegitimate cup
typical sunbelt desu

Isn't that supposed to be spelled with an N instead of a B?

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lemme see your Pennsylvania driver's license

They had a team and it failed

why is everyone so triggered by subban? he's a man of color who is good at hockey. get over it. he's basically the jackie robinson of hockey. in 50 years half the league will be black.

>91344128
Thanks for the (you), you stupid leaf.

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Have a PA otter plate

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so you admit they made it to a scf?

>it happened a while ago so it doesn’t count

Yes, when I was a young boy I watched Lemieux dab on them then my father took me into the city to see a Lee parade

yes that is correct.

NOT EVEN TOP 5
NICHE ...NICHE AS FUCK

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what kind of soccer field is that

Me in the background on the left

>takes baseball and makes it even more nonathletic

wtf now I want a license plate with semiaquatic mammals on it

why do they say right through the wickets when the ball doesnt ever go through the wickets?

imagine pretending as if canadas top sport is equal to cricket

shit is basically the bean bag toss with some fancy rules

>dat national anthem in the Florida game
That will likely be the high point of this game. GG kid.

there should be a website that tells you if curling is on

1.football
2.cricket
3.boxing/basketball/american meme ball

Oh. Glad to find that out. At what point do cups stop counting? How many years have to go by?

No one has ever said that.
Hockey is superior, not equal.

everybody knows curling >>>>> cricket

>mild

we don't /hoc/ > /cric/

Not really note worthy but Marie Philip Poulin is not dressed for tonights game. Got injured 12 days ago v.s Markham

1 year

>state of hockey

>devlels
laughing at grease so hard right now

em barr assing
comparing us to you

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got a bulju post im saving for next thread

Nice I have a reason to live for a few more hours

>look at how superior our "sport" is
>taytay came into an empty field one time!

is /cric/ violating the terms of our agreement?

>not letting the joy of bulju run free

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just did a fat line of hockey karlsson netminder

Would rather watch cricket than the metropolitan division

not even top 5

i believe so.

/cric/yobs fuck off
don't make me tell the Met police on you
they'll be kicking your door down in a second

it really is sad that uk isnt top 5 in hockey

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>shitskins carry your "sport"
you're embarrassing yourself. brownie

we're letting barkov win the finn race this year

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JETS FANS WW@
TSN1290 GANG LOCK IN

When people ask me what do I think of /cric/ I simply respond does the man stop to acknowledge the anthill?

Jets @ 'Canes soon:

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end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

Here lad

proper faggy north american edition

new on 500

>499

hard shant

shant. new thread pls

shanty

>early
S H A N ' T

Where's new?

>literally can't make an on-time thread because "you must wait longer before making a new thread"
>how much longer, we won't tell you, tee hee
fuck this gay shit

make the thread retard

we should just keep using the same thread until it's on page 9, it would last all day

It's 500. Make it when there's 500 replies to the last one. It's not a fucking science buddy

brodeur is reddit

i made a new thread once but i was 1 post too late and nobody used my thread. ive never made another one.

i mean a shitpost thread yesterday AND got people to use it for a gamethread, you just need to be chad

heres your chance for redemption

Fine, here:

making threads is for the working class

if they come 1993 or before

Ah that makes a lot of sense actually