Okay there has to be some illegal performance enhancing drugs in this shit. Why does every football player drink it?

is it nice?

>Is coffee is a "performance enhancing drug"?
another evidence added to my 'burger intelligence folder'

56%, the post

Mate is fucking disgusting. My grandparents drink it all the time

>Is coffee is a "performance enhancing drug"?
yes you stupid spic

Everybody in the world drinks mate m8

>everyone in South America drinks it
only Argentina, Urgay and south Brazil

Also Paraguay

Not everyone. Here it's only popular in pic related

>it became particularly popular in Argentina [2] and Uruguay, as also in Paraguay, the Bolivian Chaco, Southern Chile and Southern Brazil.

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>Is coffee is a "performance enhancing drug"?

yea or I wouldn't drink it every morning to be able to function. Fuck off CHI

>he doesn't drink mate
Your loss

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We drink Tereré, not mate

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>I just drank a mate like an hour ago.
Sounds as if you need to come down out of that caffeine rage, Ethan.

>Is coffee is a "performance enhancing drug"?
Uh...yes, it is, idiot.

Mate is awesome.

That's like a before pic in a Food Hygiene public service announcement.

how do I properly drink this without getting throat cancer?

mate con pitusas

It's south Americas equivalent to a cup of tea, or coffee, as they can't afford to boil water

I don't drink it

its with boiled water you stupid ignorant.

the mate herb costs twice as much as your shitty twinnings ya fat cunt

retard

you guys have literally mate on a can everywhere
it's pretty based

Don't drink it while scalding hot, pretty simple

Never saw someone outside Uruguay Argentina or Brazil drinking this
Just Griezmann but he's a big fan of Uruguay

what does it taste of?

tastes like mate

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*sip*

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Cool
Now need someone outside south america

Don't care pasty northerner whiteboy, this drink heals every disease under the sun

YIKES

looks can deceive breh, this stuff is really good

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because it tastes good and it's healthy, you should try it instead of coke

>Because literally everyone in South America drinks it.

Thanks god i am not g*ucho

I love blow tho

What's with the metal straws?

wha t else would u use

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Wouldn’t be surprised if common english lads have picked it up because of how prevalent it is among footballers

Is that parsley?

>tea
its a yikes from me

the question that I have is why they feel the need to always show it off on social media. at least show a sick shotgun of a natty light or crushing whisky shots or something

fuck cariocas.

unironically based

Will it stop balding asking for a friend

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>MUH THIRD WORLD JUNGLE MEDICINE
kek fuck up idiot

It will, but be wary. This guy switched from mate to tea and look what happened.

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...Because it's fucking delicious.
It also has the same energizing effects of coffee without the jitters/coffee shits. Nobody wants to be a second Gary "Shat on the pitch" Lineker.

based hermano

>sugar

i tried this. it didn't have as much flavor as i thought it would have. it tasted like weak tea.

Why does Messi always have this look like he's seen some shit.

What does Mate taste like bros?

Basado.

Imagine green tea but more bitter. Unless you're a pussy and drink it with sugar.

It looks like someone shit in the salsa verde

Isnt that shit cancerous?

Yeah... mate is popular everywhere here but only south people drink it like you guys

>Caffeine was considered a no-go at the Olympics for many years; indeed, Bakaava Buidaa, who originally won the silver for Mongolia for judo in 1972, was stripped of the medal after testing positive for caffeine in a drug test. However, in 2004, the World Anti-Doping Agency, which determines the banned substances for the Olympics, once again began allowing caffeine.

mashed coca leaves are not illegal yet. you're allowed to take .2 kg on a plane by law.

l have a small coca bush in my backyard, brought it back from a trip in the north. fresh coca leaves for my mate every morning, feels p based

*sneeze*
oh well, better call up Mr Brucenstein to hook me up with an iPill™ so I'll feel better

vitamin d deficient 1st worlder cope