Cool or not cool?

Cool or not cool?

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>JK Rowling

Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

i'd pipe jk rowling to be extremely honest

do they get to pick the woman? does denmark have no famous women?
>Queen of HGH Tennis
>nog who was too lazy to give up her seat to an elderly woman
>children's book author
the absolute state of women

harmless fun I guess. I hope at least one guy gets a joke name in, a pornstar or fictional character or something

Literally America-tier

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Out of all the potential names they could have picked from, 2 out of 11 are a tennis player and a fucking children's novelist

Wew

Would be based if they replaced the names with Danish women. Now just cringe and blue pilled.

Who are some more respectable famous women?

clara barton
marie curie

Sandi Toksvig

And WC Winner Hope Solo?

Janet Reno

>not posting the video
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So brave and strong

Tori Black

Lexi Belle

Lana Rhodes

Anri Okita

The Jenners

Simone Weil and Asa Akira

Why not honor the inspirational women of your own country instead?
based

lmao is that really the best they could do

Beginning to think women are a meme tbqh

Cassidy Banks

Angela Merkel
Margareth Thatcher
Theresa May

But of course you'll never see femnists taking them as examples

Delia Derbyshire

Doris Lessing. If you ask me, she deserved to get on the £10 over Austen

>danish dude choosing rosa parks
probably googled inspirational women

Theresa May is the least popular PM of all time amongst the left and right alike, hardly an inspirational figure

It's about time
We need more of this in a world full of toxic masculinity

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Complete hyperbole.

This, what the hell does she have to do with Europe?

Why do they all have that.. look about them.

post the chart

Marie Curie

At least she did something important for humanity that doesn't just involve looking good or being a useless political leader.

Imelda Marcos

They probably gave the brainlets multiple choices... this stuff is run by PR agencies... most dudes would have picked their mom, sister or wive anyway

The Queen of course

>mostly work with women
>go to work today
>manager already gave all the women flowers and chocolates
>I just say "happy women's day" to every woman I saw at work
>that's literally it
Americans are fucking retarded, if you ask me

I was shopping for some jeans today and was wondering why so many women carried a single rose around. Didn't even realize it was some women's day until Yea Forums enlightened me

>manager already gave all the women flowers and chocolates
Lmao that’s already too much.

Yes, stir things and assist the actual important one, Pierre Curie.

I didn't give a single flower to a woman today, only called my mother really

In Poland it's pretty standard that you give women flowers & chocolates on women's day

Because Poland isn't as brainwashed by feminism (yet), countries like the US, Canada or Sweden are now basically openly anti-man.

We are somewhere in the middle.
Feminists get more and more influence, but most people still see them as crazy, annoying bitches for the most part here thankfully.

We do get some feminist movement from time to time but it's usually met with a reaction of "yeah, yeah, you can talk but we all know you won't change shit"

Reminder that gay marriage and abortion are illegal in poland

Poland doesn't even celebrate international men's day. Extremely problematic tbqhwy

Huh, it’s barely a thing here outside if The Guardian.

Foxi Di
Jessie Andrews
Allie Haze
Kylie Quinn
Alex Gray

Kay Parker
Honey Wilder

>fast forward to news and media on international men's day

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Momoka Nishina

Do they work at a cuckold porn studio?

Wait there's an international men's day? I'm not memeing btw

Aubrey kate
Sue lightning

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men's_Day

19th of November. I loosely recall last year BBC had some stuff up, it was basically muh mental health and metoo stuff to remind you that you're bad because of sleazy hollywood kikes.

november 19, weird how its not a big thing since its apparently hijacked by "anti toxic masculinity" group as well

Dolly Little

>The day is not without controversy, with some feminists and other leftists questioning whether the event is necessary at all,[15][16] and others arguing that some men have adopted it for misogynistic purposes.[17][18]
Ah yes.

Aidra Fox

Bailey jay :^)

I had never in my life heard of this. Every year people say shit about women's day here but i don't ever recall anyone saying jack shit about 19th of november. Really makes you think how masculinity is pushed down but holidays about femininity get overexaggerated responses such as this.

Shhh, she's sleeping

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Aidra Fox
Anya Olsen
Karlee Grey
Keisha Grey
Nina Hartley
Kathryn Bigelow
Marie Curie
Simone de Beauvoir
Jessa Rhodes
Erica Fontes
Júlia Pinheiro
Cristina Ferreira
Danica Patrick
Nadia Comaneci
Mandy Rose
Liv Morgan
Charlize Theron
Sonya Deville
Hope Solo
Oprah Winfrey
Sasha Banks
Teanna Trump
Harley Dean
Stephanie McMahon
Amanda Nunes
Holly Holm

Both days are insignificant

like a little angel

All days are insignificant user

Ulrika Jonsson

>not representing asian women
Toxic post tbf

Is this a joke?

Cringe honestly

Florence Nightingale
Mother Theresa
Mary Shelley
Catherine The Great
Cleopatra
Marie Curie
Joan of Arc

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>Júlia Pinheiro
>Cristina Ferreira
>not Maria Cerqueira Gomes
Pure cringe

One of them picked Joan of Arc, genius

>69 posts
>ctrl+f the best American writer of short stories, and possibly of the whole English language
>no results
I am disappointed, Yea Forums

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And that's just the A's

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Cleopatra was basically a glorified whore who slept her way up the power ladder.

Spreading your legs for Roman leaders does not make you 'great'

That's how women do it. It's no secret.
Egypt was a radiant civilization back then, unlike now.

There are many great and inspirational women of history:

Wu Zetian
>butcher of China, blundered away the Zhou Dynasty ending it forever

Empress Dowager Cixi
>another butcher of the Chinese people, blundered away the entire Chinese empire within two decades and got her own summer palace burned to the ground by an army of 8 united countries because she was so hideous

Cleopatra
>blundered away the Egyptian empire, it ceased to exist as an independent nation for the next 1000+ years

Jiang Qing
>architect of the Cultural Revolution which saw 3 million people slaughtered in the streets, 40 million imprisoned, and sent China into a 40 year tailspin that they are still barely clawing out of

Margaret Thatcher
>stuck the knife in the back of Rhodesia, turning it from a functional nation into the modern hellscape that it is

Hillary Clinton
>butcher of Libya and Syria, so incompetent and hideous she almost sent the Democratic Party into extinction, sparked an entire political rebellion against establishment politicians, and got a meme candidate elected because he said he would put her in jail

Nefertiti
>inherited the wealthiest time in the history of the Egyptian empire and sent it into a death spiral that saw her successor King Tut killed as soon as he became an adult, his successor killed after only four years, and then his successor being the end of the dynasty

The list goes on and on of great women.

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>short stories
Either write a novel or DON’T

this thread = sweaty neckbeards sat in their parents house at 20 still who are intimidated by powerful women

>20
try again zoomer

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>draws huge tv ratings
>destroys tvi's hegemony

Stop hating on based Cristina

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May can't be far off Chamberlain for unpopularity

>20

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FPBP.

Absolutely forgettable and crappy pasta.

Her writing is really awful but the movies are good. This is bad pasta.

For me, it's Dolly Little and Lena Paul

>Serena Williams???????
>JK Rowling???????

How about
>Marie Currie
Florence Nightengale
>Emily Dickinson
Catherine de Medici
>The Brönte sisters
Jane Austen
>Joan of Arc
Sojourner Truth
>Harriet Beecher Stowe
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
>Emily Pankhurst
Margaret Atwood

Margaret Thatcher and Madonna have done much much more for women than JK Rowling and the awful Serena Williams.

Piper Perri

>only called my mother really
Good man.

most of them

SERENA WILLIAMS?
she is a role model for no one.

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You now notice that her left eye is much higher and off-center than her right eye.
>cannot be unseen

On international men's day, presumably.

19th of november lad

Foetal alcohol syndrome, innit

No lie

I'm nearly a wizard

you didn't even bother with a segue...sad!

Her prose is irrelevant, especially considering she wrote children’s books. The Harry Potter series is creative genius - the kind of imaginative spark that virtually all writers are desperate for.

>enjoying literal children's shit
I understand this is a sports board but still

once upon a time...

...this pasta didn't exist. ponder that for a moment.

At least it's not anime

my (not your) mum

before or after Taco Belle?

dont think ill ever be seeing this post again

i'm not convinced that picture isn't some kind of parody...

so the future is going to be a total bitch for a few days every month?

I feel like I could fight them all at the same time and win.

Shes not fat anymore desu

>Ana Rose
clearly a porn patrician

would glass her if you catch my drift