Why is Messi such a CHAD ?

Why is Messi such a CHAD ?

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because he's the best ever while making it look easy

You don't need to be a chad if you have money.

There's nothing more attractive to a woman than money at the end of the day, followed by fame.
Messi has both, so he can allow himself to be a beta in social interactions.

>i-it's just money
did you ever wonder why wives of football players are very often dumb bimbos?
money gets you specific type of women
if you wanna choose a life partner like that, you're not very smart, since you could be fucking bimbos like that without ever marrying them

oh, and I forgot, these are athletes, many are handsome as fuck
/r9k/ bullshit isn't real life

messi only got with antonella after he had money tho

He was at Barcelona since he was 13. We're they meant to be fucking before that?

she ignored messi until he was becoming the GOAT. don't tell me you thought they were together since childhood..

>being a world class footballer
>not marrying a medically confirmed virgin with a pre-nup

C WORD

> rich footballer
> marries brown gypsy

not talking about Messi specifically (I don't know shit about that subject), rather this poisonous bullshit that creeped into young male minds today
>le women will ignore you if you aren't a gigachad and billionare
absolute fucking bullshit
what makes some men repulsive is the lack of confidence, toxic personality, laziness, shyness, all of which stems from unwarranted insecurity
I know that because I was like that at one point
even when I attracted some girl my insecurity ruined it
I was the problem, not women

OFFICIAL ATTRACTIVE ATTRIBUTES IN A MAN FOR A WOMAN POWER RANKING:

1. Wealth (rich)
2. Fame (popular)
3. Characteristics (charming)
4. Looks (handsome)
5. Fitness (fit)
6. Body attributes (tall)
.
.
101. Good husband/father (caring)
102. Good lover (sexually pleasing)
103. Intellect (intelligent)
.
.
900000001. Penis size (well-endowed)
900000002. Political beliefs

And before any porn obsessed virgins ITT start seething, I'm packing solid 17 cm, but most women simply don't really care about the size of your dong as long as you know how to use it. Men are much more obsessed with the size than women. Just a fact.
And for all of you /pol/tards, most women also do not give a shit which political side you're on, sorry.

>900000001. Penis size (well-endowed)
It's only relevant if you have a 8 cm microdick

This. It's a binary option, big enough or not. And quit trying to brag about that tiny spic dick. 7inches in the average American one.

It's definitely not that low, if you have a micropeen, it's like #2.

Say whatever you want, I wouldn't change my big dick for anything in that list, except maybe more intellect

Women become prostitutes for money. They become desperate stalkers for the tingles. Both have very little to do with eachother beyond the supposed confidence one gains from having butt loads of cash and zero worries. I pitty the guys who actually believe that getting rich will get them women and get those women to actually orgasm. Go look up the stories about these gold diggers cheating on their limp dick money whales with some broke ass plumber or some shit. Women are simplistic once you accept that they are not that great to begin with. This whole mystique you've created comes from your desperation of a mary sue.

For three years, Antonella dated another guy who lived in their hometown while Messi went away to get started on his path to become the most successful football player in the world. Unfortunately, Antonella's lover died in a car accident.
>Antonella's lover died in a car accident.

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she was in the car too, they found her unconscious with his severed cock in her mouth

messi didn't fuck around that's for sure

That why need to be rich, good looking and threatning so she is afraid that you kill her if you caught her cheating.

Lol she dated other dude that's how she could cope with the autismo

and some men suck dicks
"women" is a very large category
my point is that certain women are attracted to certain things
>mystique
I'm literally not mystifying anything
humans in general are simplistic

>has daughter
>locks her in basement

To be fair, by Argentine standards, having only 1 boyfriend by age 18 is basically as good as virgin

An assassin on and off the pitch

>chad
>marries gold digger

choose one

>can't even lock their children properly
>invite immigrants to lock and rape them

>only bedding one woman your whole life

topcuck messhits. based ronaldo punted his supermodel gf out the door because she didn't go to a birthday party. alpha as fuck. trust me once messi retires their marriage won't last 2 years. His rampant autism is only bearable because he is away so often playing football. Once antonella has to endure him constantly forward rolling about the house, filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way she will leave him.

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damn I forgot about this pasta. based dutchman

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>birthplace of John von Neumann
>country is only visited for sex tourism