/heem/

>screaming internally

boni bauru:DDDDD

OH SHIT ITS AN INDIAN FIGHTER

Considering their martial tradition and their combined biomass, surprisingly few loos in MMA.

youtube.com/watch?v=4iGm12fhs84&feature=youtu.be

American stream apparently I can't tell just reposting from last thread

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name one heavyweight, light heavy or middleweight moving up who could beat jon jones. maybe stipe or yoel romero but that's it

6' vs 5'11

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Can you link me to a site where I can bet on ONE?

any acestream? youtube blocked

Most of these are guesses imo I have no idea who these cunts are

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HW DC flushes Jones

That's the prelims, I guess Americans aren't allowed to watch the main card.

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>maybe stipe or yoel romero
Thats where my mind went too, but even they'd be underdogs. JJ is the best fighter in the UFC at around his weight, by quite a bit.

Noganou

Rockhold would gadoosh jones

I will NOT watch UFC ANYMORE outside of PPV's

I am SICK of UNDERWHELMING cards filled out simply for the SAKE of having a card and a WATERED DOWN product. I have FINALLY decided it is UNACCEPTABLE, and will now ONLY watch PPV's and exciting prospects

what can rockhold do that cormier can't?
and jj is 2:0 against cormier, fighting wise

Smiff beats him in the rematch

twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/1103981686923112448?s=19

These are your options burger friend.

but this weeks card is fun, you cazzie

by disqualification?

S M U G

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Based and ONEpilled

If he remmebers to use his reach he'd make life difficult for Jones

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>watching from a phone app
fucking cancer. Not gonna bother

they have the least natural athleticism of any race

>Kadestam
*heems*
Also, where my /funky/ bros at?

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Cant you yanks just type in paktube or whatever the fuck those alternate youtube sites are?

why tf do cringemericans have to watch through a fucking phone lol

>Leave Johnny Bones Moans to me

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He use to be a lean mean heeming machine, now he's just a fat turbo chinlet

but he retired

Adesanya meme ends soon

Doesn't he have the same reach as Jones though?

He fought about a fortnight ago

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And then retired

Jones "The middleweight menace" will end it

mmajunkie.com/2019/02/ufc-prague-results-stefan-struve-taps-marcos-rogerio-de-lima-suggests-fighting-career-is-done

fug i just read this. but i think hes retarded and wont quit. they never quit early. if he can get 1 or 2 wins he could get a big fight

>flushed by a 10 cm shorter German
Bravo Nolan.

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For those that have it blocked

ok.ru/live/935107632736

Stefan allegedly has 1cm reach. It'd be his legs that'd be really useful desu. Teeping jones away is all anyone can even hope to do. Once hes inside hes gonna put you on the fence and elbow your shit.

Lmao imagine being so bitch made you just sit down from a body shot and don't stand up during the count

fug lads, its all over

>Dayboo
Australia was a mistake.

RIP

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Jesus fucking christ. I started BJJ like a year after Yohan and we've crossed path a few times. It's blowing my fucking mind right now that I'm laying on the bed right now smoking weed and he's fighting right before the main event in an international fight org.

You've never trained a day in your life

Don't you get beheaded for drugs in Indonesia?

he cute

nobody i grew up with or did anything with ever amounted to shit. one guy is a sports commentator but thats not really anything.

Jones is a much better kicker than Struve and has a much better gas tank

cant you get excuted for smoking weed in Indonesia

yeah i agree. nobody has a high % chance against jones, but you do what you can with what youve got. if struve just tries to box with his 1cm reach hes gonna get his knee bashed in by jones side kick. so im assuming hed be spamming teeps and side kicks and jabs.

Tial Thangs coach from that promo video seemed smart as fuck, but he seems retarded, so dunno what to expect

you're thinking of the philippines

>110-22 meme record

>Dayboo

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WHO WAS THAT OZZIE FIGHTER? I SEENT HIM IN THE CORNER OF ONE OF THE GOOKS

Pretty bad they havnt celebrated international womens day lads.

I could heem those asians

Is One where all the Azn bois fight cause they can't beat the h'whites and blacks?

OneFC is rubbish and gaypilled don't @ me

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desu grappling and ground and pound is my favorite part of mma

Reminder that this actually fucking happened

youtube.com/watch?v=V2ErDSWFkhA

Or maybe it's because it's an asian organization?

pussy

@

They needed their own cause whites and blacks are too jacked

delete.

We out here

say that to my face while I GNP you

/heem/ is a stand and bang general

If I have any criticism it's that the shorts aren't different enough for me when both guys look more or less identical to my white eyes

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fook wun eff see
fook chatri sityodtong
fook asia
fook gooks
fook demetrious johnson

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asians have better sportsmanship than whites and blacks

Big fan of the dude with the stache

But they still shit at fighting

Remember the era when there were no good asians in the ufc, and any asian was essentially considered a can or an "ez azn"?

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Watching only UFC is the football equivalent of only watching the playoffs or only watching the Champions League.

That era ended?

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STREAM HERE
twitter.com/ONEChampionship/status/1103981165357064192

Youre being too esoteric, for an American its better to say its like only eating mcdonalds when theres a burger king and kfc nearby

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Beat me to it

Brendan Peter Schaub

Stream on twitter xdddddddddddd

just use ok.ru/live/935107632736

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What is this sub called

did you actually open the link you tard?

Yeah and it's shit. Imagine watching a stream on twitter

Its on youtube retard

One of my favorite subs in MMA.
This webm in general excuses WMMA as worthwhile, even if its 90% shite. Sometimes its pure bloodsport.

Are you brain dead?
I was responding to a person posting a twitter stream. The youtube stream is blocked in many countries

Neck yourself you illiterate fucking dog

the shit you posted is no better

Based and Robertpilled

As if

>don't @ me
this is what fat tumblr queens say

Only Afrikaner Americans eat BK and KFC.

>Living in such a shitstain of a country you cant even watch the youtube stream
end your own life

Prime Couture heems Lesnar

@

holy christ that walkout set is hot trash

based scroat

I remember how upset some martial art nerds got when Lesnar won because it proved that being big was pretty useful and being 'technical' cant overcome mass used properly

based polite well spoken intelligent gook

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Imagine being the greatest athlete your country has ever produced.

I would rather watch bum fights than this

And not letting it goto your head like some spastic Irish cunt but being humble and calm. Chadesque joe.

>Got flushed by Urijah Hall
>Good

Still the best that country has had.
Roy Keane is the best, most famous Irish.

What is with these faggy intros
I hope the nip loses

I want PVZ to quit mma and sit on my face

Bum fights > UFC

if the Thai loses we riot

rip rufus

Tfw I own all 3 editions
Wait really?

CHAD
H
A
D

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>A player whose only contribution was fouling everyone he went near and getting away with it because referees didn't want to piss off Ferguson
Keane was shit.

died in 2017

The man the UFC needs

Crowd didn't seem very fired up about Thailand and Japland

kickboxing is so boring

Jap getting flushed

oi

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paulo costa failed a drug test

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most MMA is just bad kickboxing

Lesnar was a very accomplished wrestler, to be fair.

But yeah, people watch too much TV and anime and think that being big doesn't matter. It matters a fucking lot. I weigh about 200lbs, when I have to grapple some 250lb behemoth in jiu jitsu, they are so much stronger than me that I feel like a kid wrestling their dad. Luckily I still win because I've Entered The System™ and I'm not a jobber, but the strength difference requires a huge gap in skill to remain competitive. Every single combat sport separates competitors based on size, because it's not even fair to have to fight somebody bigger than you.

But if you ask people that never played sports, they think the 115lb cheerleader can be a linebacker if she really puts her mind to it.

It was also the dimension of inexperience > "technical master". It really fucking upset all these martial art dojo nerds I knew. They were just so upset about it, makes me laugh years later

>think that being big doesn't matter
But the opposite is more often true, and people think that being big is what overwhelmingly matters, to the point where they will insist your gas station worker can beat Cris Cyborg, because he weighs more.

Derrick Lewis vs. Junior dos Santos
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Curtis Millender
Tim Means vs. Niko Price
Blagoy Ivanov vs. Ben Rothwell
Beneil Dariush vs. Drew Dober
Tim Boetsch vs. Omari Akhmedov
Anthony Rocco Martin vs. Sérgio Moraes
Marion Reneau vs. Yana Kunitskaya
Grant Dawson vs. Julian Erosa
Maurice Greene vs. Jeff Hughes
Louis Smolka vs. Matt Schnell
Alex Morono vs. Zak Ottow
Alex White vs. Dan Moret
rate this card

No... He was supposed to be the next natty goat.

10/10 if you arn't a cazzie

Sometimes you need a Casemiro to compliment your Kroos.

Brainlets complain about grappling, but the grappling makes MMA 100x more exciting even to casual fans. They don't even realize they are having more fun than they would be without grappling.

Nobody in the western hemisphere has EVER given a shit about kickboxing. Ever.

big bangers/10
2x dos santos/10
i'll be hiking and won't watch it live/10

The funniest shit normies believe is
>more ripped = stronger

muay thai is better than kickboxing
dont @ me

God i wanna fugg those ring girls

me too bud, me too

>t. alt right basement dweller

>what is k1

Casemiro is a dirty player, but he has more to his game. Keane was just a scumbag who played by Ferguson's rules. Its easy to seem like a defensive genius when opposing players are concerned you're going to break their legs.

more muscle mass = more powerful punches, completely ignoring kinetic chains, stance, technique
getting hit = taking damage, ignoring head movement, moving into or out of the punch
blocking = evasion, ignoring that the strongest strikes and especially kicks can still KO through a single or double block
running as a hobby = gas tank in fights, ignoring that its completely different muscles being required for high volume punching and for long distance running

literally none of that is true you caz

They're so fucking ugly dude

all of that is funny shit normies believe in

Did that Japanese buy really think he had it? He should've deflated when he heard "unanimous decision".

headgear amplifies the force of punches

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Why did that lanklet muay thai dude look so fucking weird? Is he some slav/bug mix?

Let me go a bit boomer than and say Liam Brady.

Is that his wife???

Punching is integral to success in combat sports, making it a frequent activity during practice/training. Improving safety of this activity benefits both the athlete and training partners.
This study was designed to
>1) test the precision and reliability of a commercially available striking device and
>2) assess the influence of a novel padded hand wrap on punching force in elite and untrained punchers.

Fourteen male professional boxers and mixed martial artists (PRO; age=29.2±5.6y; height=180.3±9.0cm; mass=87.1±17.9kg, winning %=73.8±13.8%, number of victories via knockout/technical knockout=35.6± 21.9%) and 24 untrained male punchers (UNT; 27.6±6.9y, 177.6±18.3cm, 84.3±16.9kg) wore a standardized boxing glove and performed 20 maximal punches (4 sets of 5) into a device designed to measure punching force.
All participants performed, in a counterbalanced order, 2 sets of 5 with a standardized hand wrap and 2 sets of 5 with the same wrap plus an additional 1.2cm thick cylinder 4g foam-like pad (WRAP) placed over the knuckles.
PRO produced significantly more punching force than UNT, regardless of condition. Punching force was lower by 12.6% (p

his 5th

Yes that's why he can touch her.

no just his fucktoy

Finland need to be perma banned from /heem/ if the Poo wins.

ALHAMDULILAH

>32 yo entering his prime
must be a pretty shitty prime

You be the judge.

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If America ever had a K1 HW champion theyd have loved it, but K1 dominated them. Americans either box or wrestle, kicking wasnt in their colleges and gyms.

Today theyd have a fair few potential winners

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He wasn't in his prime then, bro. Don't judge

munster record

*Enters The System™*

I love how heem is the most popular thread on Yea Forums. How can other sports even compete

POO

boxing and wrestling are free in school, and you have to pick something to do in school
kickboxing isn't, so fewer people do it

yeah lad i know. thats why they went huge into MMA and gave wrestling so many points.

>le every take down gets a dominant win over the round even if you dont do anything from there

yikes

They can't.

Do you think the poo smells like poo

Why do americans get to practise martial arts in school? All we have is gay stuff like football.

we have a bigger sports culture

Imagine going for some meme submissions instead of getting in good position for GNP

lets go pajeet!

Isnt it cause wrestling = assists in NFL?
I dont think you let kids box but maybe Im wrong. I get the impression boxing is more rare and for college and up whereas wrestling is from childhood.

You can start doing wrestling at like grade 6-7 so like 13 in basically any public school

It isn't fucking fair

Fuck, this one still triggers me. If anything, I think some fat is good for you as a fighter. Fat adds protection to your body and chin, and makes you heavier. Personally, I feel like I'm better at 205 than I am at 195.

I bet for most people, strongfat version of themselves would beat up a more ripped version of themselves.

>ChYAAAAAAAAAAmpyun

once I have my Yangbucks I will bee able to afford fightpass,espn+, DAZN, espn, and every ppv

We had greco roman wrestling for about 1 term and then for sport we got to pick whatever sports and we'd all pick boxing and tae kwon do. Looking back we were pretty lucky to get that opportunity.

Also immediately establishes a pecking order when you get to spar other students...

Unironically because the USSR did it, so the USA counter-did it. And the USSR did it for ancient Greece/Rome larping reasons, which also works for the USA.
Thats for wrestling anyways, not sure about boxing.

think Im done with white women lads

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I'm pretty salty I never wrestled. Literally just forgot to sign up and then graduated early anyway reeeee.

>being poor
lmao

absolutely fucking based

CHHHampion
Could these commentators stop staying this every other word? We fucking get it.

fucking low income zilch

that makes a lot of sense.

i wonder what chinese do. some weird martial art?

based.

I wrestled early and all I got for it is disc damage and a forever stiff neck.
Wrestling is for your spine like boxing is for your brain.

wrestling has a culture on its own. Nobody really equates wrestling with football in america and most of them don't play football in school anyway. We don't have boxing in schools, but I imagine its a bit more popular outside of school in urban centers.

>not sure about boxing
Maybe it's about getting as many olympic medals as possible

Wait until you see what the average asian looks like

The rules are designed to encourage striking. Stand-ups, rounds, all this shit helps strikers. Grappling can be slow. It can literally take minutes to submit a good grappler even if everything goes exactly your way. Also, keep in mind, wrestlers can't headbutt. They can't knee you from side control or front headlock.

Imagine how many people get absolutely mauled if wrestlers were allowed to headbutt or knee downed opponents.

>wrestlers just take you down and don't do anything
Because the faggot rules aren't letting them use any of their good options

Grapplers get fucked over by the rules 10x more than strikers do.

>proceeds to do neck bridges and develops arthritis

basically every mma fighter i knew back in the day now

I’m going to put the rest of my Yangbucks on /heem/s consensus underdog pick every card. Won’t be poor for long.

smif is going to heem jones

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Based

poor people unironically think yang bucks is going to help their life. Poor people are poor because they are either skill less or bad with money by default.

lol the face of the asian on the left

hello plastic surgery

HERE COMES THE INDIAN

When UFC began all the rules favoured wrestling, youre right that they had to change it to make it more watchable because audiences want striking.

Id say wrestling is still overrated when they give someone points for a takedown that does 0 damage. And look at Woodley and Usman and Khabib, so long as you 'work' they'll let you wrestle forever, even if that 'work' just leads to decision wins/no finish because it's all point striking.

>USSR did it for ancient Greece/Rome larping reasons

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POO'D

GET SHIT ON WHITE DEVIL

muh third rome
muh socialism or barbarism
muh classic virtues
muh republicanism

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>Losing to Poo

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Martingale system that shit bro. Turn that money into a million in one week.

who gives a shit shes hot af

AND FINLAND LOSES AGAIN

Any white guy with dreads automatically is a faggot

Any white girl with dreads is a disgusting freak

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To be fair, the Finn was going up against the Pajeet who stole the gains from the rest of his people.

white girls with dreads have the best vagina.

>12x time world champion DJ
>12
He's a 2 time champ with 12 defences

Look at that part of the game like you do somebody circling and flicking a jab every 20 seconds. Yeah, it's not doing much and it's not exciting. But it's winning that portion of the round, even if everyone watching is falling asleep.

The wrestlers could be doing more damage, it's not their fault the rules are limiting their arsenal.

*wins*

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>look at Woodley and Usman and Khabib, so long as you 'work' they'll let you wrestle forever
You still get seperated and stood up after every round. So the grappler doesn't have a lot of time to work once he gets you on the ground and he needs to get you down again in the next round.

>Showing Starcraft Broodwar footage in your promo video
Based

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not really
her face looks like plastic. I guess she still would look better than your abo gf

cranberry/10

Marty getting dominated by some literal who
youtu.be/cgsi7TN4-7M
youtu.be/cgsi7TN4-7M

>tfw too intelligent to win

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I hope he keeps winning

Really entertaining dude

>time to introduce the UFC to MMA's greatest wrestler
>he's better than Khabib
>funk wrestling is the future of MMA grappling, nobody can stop it
>his takedowns are relentless and legendary
>he's for sure the greatest MMA wrestler in the world
>...o-oh... oh, what's happening?!?

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yeah his fight style is crazy entertaining

Why doesnt UFC have cool entrances? It seems like such a simple change to make to improve the whole thing.

Even boxing and WWF does it, so its not like its something Americans will have an autism fit over cause its a foreign thing from Asia and Europe

>World class Wu Shu

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Why waste tons of space on an entrance when you can sell seats there

>Do you want to win the fight and get a few hundred grand bonus plus the championship contract that means you'll be a millionaire immediately?

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*wins by a bad stoppage*
You were saying, kid?

The jap looks like a fucking dweeb

onefc sucks

>tfw your math tutor kicks your ass

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are you a fat roastie

BA$ED

Just think, if One didn't exist sub 160 guys wouldn't be able to fight.
Top cazzie.

It's still impressive to me how a bad stoppage can ruin such a fight

Its not as pathetic when theyre asian, when theyre european or black you know theyre the manlet betas of the race. With asians its like well this is basically the norm so let em bang

Generally punishment for drugs stuff is pretty severe. But weed would be the bottom priority.
Also, I don't really smoke "weed" weed. They mostly sell really shitty brown dirt weed. No buds. Just dried leaves and stems.
I usually bring back some wax/shatter and edibles whenever I visit the states.

Eh, don't matter. I wasn't trying to brag. It's just weird, lol.

I actually like it because he is completely owning his opponents and they get so buttflustered over it. And tell me his last fight wasn't exciting.

Also his personality is pretty refreshing.

>the MMA GOAT
>he just so happens to be extensively trained in The System™

It can't be a coincidence, right? Why does greatness follow Danaher everywhere he goes?

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Wake up, Marty/Colby/Kebab/GSP/Whittaker/Yoel.

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Because most people who watch the fight don't physically attend it?

>lets you punch me until your arms get tired

Heh, nice try kiddo. Maybe next time you'll know better than to mess with ancient Macedonian genetics.

They are gonna watch anyways regardless of some wwe intro

Spicy

>this commentator
lmao

>taking more shots than an alcoholic
>he is damaged goods now

lmao

>more shots than an alcoholic

kek

based fucking making fun of losers

>more shots than an alcoholic
Based

What is wushu

that was brutal

My word, the Flip is smaller than those petite asian girls

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>losing to a guy 8 cm away from being a legal midget

THANK YOU EDUARD

Thats a juicy negro

onefc is not very good

Natty.

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U mad white boi?

Because Dana is a tastelet. He's just trash and has no appreciation for anything that provides atmosphere.

Ngalani vs Ngannou, who wins?

Ngannou vs Ngalani

mmajunkie.com/2019/03/ufc-on-espn-plus-4-wichita-derrick-lewis-junior-dos-santos-weigh-in-results-live-video-stream

we're live

I hope black beast heems him into oblivion

>Salvini vs Gabon refugee

>Because Dana is a tastelet

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6758261/Artist-Damien-Hirst-unveils-expensive-hotel-suite-200-000-TWO-nights.html

>'I love what Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta have done with the Palms. It's amazing being able to work with them because they are great collectors and totally understand art,' said Hirst. 'They have allowed me to create a suite in the hotel and design everything and completely fill it with my art'

What do?

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>180cm HW

This is an average Honk Kong citizen.

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god that is so ugly

Ngannou has like 10 inch reach advantage.

WHITED

I'd be slightly upset if they DQ him for that.

i was thinking shit gooks let you knee the head

no they dont

WAKANDA BTFO

LIONHEART

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Use this one instead.

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HES MADE A FAN FOR LIFE FROM ME

>1 week later

who gives a fuck about anthony smith

Nigger boys BTFO

>I dont want to win like this. Let Jon Jones win.

based black guy maga

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with how theyre not talking about the guy, and they faded to black, and they said they were getting a stretcher, im mildly concerned for him

BLEACHED

well that fucking sucked

>im mildly concerned for him
Cuck

ITALIAN STALLION

Wake up, TJ, its all over.

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RARE FLAG

Wake up Marlon, its all over.

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based and magicpilled

Natty as fuck

>wake up fools, its over

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There is a 37 year old weed smoking boomer from Indonesia in this very thread, at this very moment.

>Wake up smoothskin

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>Go back to sleep, samurai.

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and it's beautiful

>Wake up

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>trying to throw someone with your hips when he has his legs hooked under yours

What the fuck is this kpop fag doing?

swang and bang

that fight was great

well well well

whens mighty manlet and alvarez fighting

>I've stayed there, that suite fucking rocks. Do you have any idea how much money they spent putting that together? More money than you'll ever see. Why are you mad at this when you can't afford to stay there? You think it's ugly? You think it's tacky? I'd like to see the rooms you stay in. This suite was designed by a renowned artist and it cost millions of dollars, and you're gonna sit there saying it's ugly.

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Asian joe rogan

can i bet somwhere that yoel will miss weight?

Stipe or JDS

youtube.com/watch?v=2WGo4li2K0o&feature=youtu.be

Don't "well well well" me, he tried that shit 4 times and it failed 4 times. He got up in a different way when the grappler gassed out and didn't hook his legs.

>gassed trying to keep position because of the bumps
well well well

>laying on top of someone who is trying to fuck your belly button is tiring

well well well

I see the designer used the "just buy the most expensive rocks and put them all over" philosophy of aesthetics.

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More expensive = better

You goof

When does Matt Wiman fight again?

that room gives me anxiety

Looks slippery.

imagine the lack of smell

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oh man i cant believe, i thought i was gonna get in trouble for breaking the rules over and over again, oh no pls dont do this anthony... i nodded to him and he said ok i let u win.. i guess he truly was.... a lionheart

Jon jones on anthony smith

its so annoying. thats a full on house/mansion for his family.

betas gonna bate

>dude I'm from such a tough place m8
>sweden

Kek

fuck cards go fast when theres not constant stopping and waiting and rogan talking about black guys

based gooks

To be fair, thanks to (((leftists))), there are rough areas in Sweden now.

means you are gay

That's so fucking gay, I used to think of Scandland as a winter wonderland.

Kazakh wrestleboi or Swedish punchboi?

Yeah, I used to love reading about different countries and different cultures. But the entire western world will be a giant Brazil soon enough.

Wrestleboi

HEEM ME INSIDE

good fight

GASOLINA

wait, i retract that
shit fight
what the fuck

Wtf the mountain gook fucking surrender that easily

retard

Elbow heem.

uuhhhhh

He can stand, he can walk, his gaze looks sound. This was a cowardly surrender.

Den ar paj!! :Dd
Skagget i brevladan ;)))
Posted in wrong thread before this lel

its tough, bee

one fc is quite poo

don't screech about his speech pls

Lat proffsen skota det har

i really appreciated the lack of retarded UFC music like how fox always plays that DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA shit

Stipe, Ngannou, reyes and Volkov

Why did that slav give up? He only got hit twice.

He gave MMA up.

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Lawler was literally about to slam Ben again fuck Herb Dean

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Ok but he, by any stretch of the definition, did not "completely own" Lawler. He decisively lost the opening minutes, give or take, in a fight that was a few minutes long.

>shows an arm drop but doesn't show thumbs up
Based bbc reporter

Isn't that just a nice way to say "gave up?"

He got low key soft knocked out and I guess he got scared to continue. He was up and running in literally 5 seconds, having a dialogue with his corner.

>kazakh heartlet

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for sure a single frame thumbs up totally show you're fine my man

for sure a single frame arm drop totally show you're not fine my man

>a single frame arm drop
>clearly not a single frame

it's tough b

with this level of seething you should have already count how many frames were in arm drop moment and how many frames there were when Dean was checking his hand

i like eurasians but i wouldnt want an asian son so thats a no from me

>tfw married a poo
could be worse

How many more wins before Johnny Walker gets his title shot?

>could be worse

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1 hunnie percento

Reminder the 'celtic warrior' Cucknors themesong is sung by a muslim lady and a dead african junkie

mousasi

He was merely pretending to be out

Lawler was a tough one bee

I thought WMMA was gay and boring but then I saw the new captain marvel movie in bluray cinema with 5.1 dolby surround sound coming soon and I love WMMA now

In English

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Derrick Lewis vs. Junior dos Santos
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Curtis Millender
Tim Means vs. Niko Price
Blagoy Ivanov vs. Ben Rothwell
Beneil Dariush vs. Drew Dober
Tim Boetsch vs. Omari Akhmedov

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Why do casuals think a guy who cant even flush a welterweight could even come close to beating Jon?

>most retarded pick
>its a leaf
imagine my shock

Lewis
ZDS
Means
Ivanov
Dariush
Akhmedov

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JDS
Millender
Price
Rothwell
Dariush
Boetsch

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w
g
a
f

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Irish beta shit himself at this historic moment

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All hail the lizard king

Lewis
Millender
Price
Rothwell
Dariush
Akhmedov

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JDS
Millender
Price
Ivanov
Dariush
Boetsch

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Damn

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dos Santos
dos Santos
Means
Rothwell
Dober
Boetsch

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Now that the dust has settled...

...Conor actually looked pretty damn good against Khabib

>Damien Hirst
>art
hmm...maybe not. Hype, yes; art, no.

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If by good you mean flat footed and slow then yes. I’ll admit he took an absolute beating so that’s a plus and he managed to not get btfo instantly like a lot of kebabs victims

>he managed to not get btfo instantly like a lot of kebabs victims
More than half of his fights in the UFC went to decision. He only has a single round 1 victory, and a single round 2 victory.
Khabib is a munster, but he sure as fuck doesn't "btfo instantly".

mmajunkie.com/2019/03/ufc-anthony-johnson-woman-files-restraining-order-stalking-social-media/

>

shut up you ignorant fool

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Fuck heem. Fuck gsp. Fuck ben. I just want to smoke

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>mmajunkie.com/2019/03/ufc-anthony-johnson-woman-files-restraining-order-stalking-social-media/
All you Hardy haters are going to slowly watch your heroes get crushed under the mainstream tread. Shoulda manned up and shut yo mouf

It's international women's day so post wmma greats. I'll start with PVZ

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At least Derrick Lewis' gimmick of beating wifebeaters will be marketable again.

>>Kadestam
Not the most impressive TTD tho

WIll you be posting the actuall WMMA goat, Nunes?

>and elbow your shit
*cringe*

based pvz displaying her new boobies for women's day
she may be sub-mediocre, but she bleeds in fights and entertains outside

For me, it will always be Taylor Swift

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kek

Was losing her thickness worth it to gain a belt?

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That wasn’t funny

>submits you

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sorry, I thought I saw your life

What are u going to do? Hold me down hold my leg. Bitch

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If Nunes steps aside, who can keep the 135 belt away from her?

GDR.

Mommy

In many ways...........

I love GDR but she gets frustrated at anything that interferes with her gameplan.

That’s called a mirror, sweetheart

Daily heeminder to dig deep friends

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>I love GDR
cringe

>LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN A WHEELCHAIR WITH BRAIN TRAUMA INDUCED PARKINSON'S

Your life is a mirror?

*gets turbo CTE and párkinson*

looks like a chimp

dos santos via ko(spining shit)
dos santos via ko(spining shit)
means via sub(rnc)
gypsy via dec
dober via dec
akhmedov via tko

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mmafighting.com/2019/3/8/18255030/ufc-235-does-strong-early-pay-per-view-numbers

So this.... Is the power.... Of ESPN, the world leader in sports

that's the power of ben askren

>only 500k
but i thought Jones was a drawl

MFW Cowboy gets some literal who opponent instead of Conor and gets KO'd and has his career ended

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no one wanted to see that squash match all the buy were for lawler vs. ben

Rob have thicciest arms in mma compare to his size. Epic

Based Askren confirmed mega draw

He's an mma draw. He isnt a pop culture draw like Conor.

based irish michelleposter

Askren - R*ddit
Lawler - 4channel

Diaz bless

fuck you we all are /funky/ now

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Are you trying to say that Reddit beats 4channel?

lawler does live in >coralsprings after all

reddit>4channel? Thank you captain obivous

cringe

Brendan schaub

Win or lose. Bob is my boy and Askren is a bitch.

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Thanks for the gold kind stranger ;)

I like how there is the cazzie pick, then Reddit is contrarian to cazzies, and 4channel is contrarian to Reddit so the 4channel fighter always ends up being the cazzie fighter. Really activates almonds

What a whore, no wonder she got raped

>Why, yes of course Daniel Cormier is the GOAT.

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cringe

this

(You) mich nie wieder

For me it's kimura from top side mount

>”brendan schaub? I listen to his podcast every day”

For me, it's Rachel Estrovich.

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>Lawler is the cazzie fighter
How? Most of the people rooting for him anymore are boomers. Askren's been hyped more heavily

Lawler vs. Askren is a false dichotomy. The real question is, do you support Jones or not (P.S. not supporting Jones is Reddit)

Leave it to a german to fuck up the correct format of this meme. Euros, you are not "in" on "it", don't try, its cringe 100% of the time.

>raped

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Yes. All of existence is intertwined and connected. We are all born from the same eternal energy

Trick question. Supporting a fighter is EXTREMELY reddit. Unless it’s Schaub

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Watching MMA at all is the most reddit thing to do

I understand now. Go well.

Redpilled. That’s why I only listen to podcasts and repost the opinions here

i unironically never watch it, but i post here every day

I've asked this a few times but wtf is Valentina's deal? What's with the weird tats? Why does she live in Peru of all places? There has to be some kind of organized crime-related explanation for this

she lives in texas

Fake news

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and trains at 303 gym, home of nojus namajunas in colorado

That's a pretty good card, I don't believe many will go the distance

I think she moved there with her mother and that’s how her sister was born

Inverse triangle choke if I'm not wrong

Jones is a cheater and should not be included in the goat discussion

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It's just a natural pulse bro.

>tfw removed from suicide watch cause you're illegally barred from going near anyone

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thats why I post on r/mma all day. They actually know the sport unlike all the cazzie 229ers on Heem these days.

Everyone knows I won that shit!

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Is that a weed or his face looks fucking weird?

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also fake news both were born in soviet kyrgyzstan, both of ukrainian descent

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dont care i hate them both

ok

Brendan Schaub? No thanks.

i never steal the fights because i never watch them. i'm literally only here every day because there's no greater collection of minds in the world.

different fathers

his eyes are close together

Does anyone else find Niko dumb yet charming? He seems like a good dude.

You seem like a faggot. Take offense.

Promotion Ultimate Fighting Championship
Date March 9, 2019
Venue Intrust Bank Arena
City Wichita, Kansas

anyone ever been to wichita kansas

Valentina is grim without her makeup

Sister is a dimey dimey

reminder

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>Ben openly asking for the Snoozeman fight and saying Woodley should fight Colby
>While Woodley is still campaigning for a rematch

D-did he stab him in the back?

Tyrone needs a year to mentally train so he can actually move forward without being terrified of being taken down

It's a work. Woodley doesn't want the rematch but he can't just say that. Doesn't matter anyways because everyone knows Dana wouldn't give him a rematch under any circumstance and Woodley knows that too

let the bong make the next thread he needs this one

valentina is more athletic despite her sister being half black

I would totally weaponize pace against them

youtube.com/watch?v=_X57lHbQP6k
3:11 rumble makes his appearance

how would he do against jon at heavyweight no roids testing

jon by sub

Just imagine what he'd do to your wife

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>Lewis is gonna starch dos Santos

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>dos santos isn't leaving on a stretcher

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Why does she waste her time with MMA when she could just be a bikini model or something and probably make much more with much less risk?

Anyone entering the system?

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she fights once a year she's whoring herself the rest of the time

>boetsch
>rothwell
>literally whos?
Yikes!/10
Fight pass is fucking retarded. Who pays for prelim fights? The quantity over quality approach of the ufc waters down their product. Its like a 1/4 gallon of milk, mixed with water and paying more for it. I dont imagine ppl actually watching those trash fights. Its just background noise.

Tapped someone with a one armed kimura today so im feeling good boys. Got tapped with a twister though

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Feeling pretty good, dudes. Only kept the gun in my mouth for four minutes.

All day, baby. I'm turning into a munster with these Danaher techniques, he is like 15 years ahead of the BJJ you usually see in UFC.

congrats man

let this guy have the new thread

based

Only used the back stuff so far and it's great.

Gotta say I'm having a hard trapping the arm with my leg. It looks so easy on the videos.

Did you actually pay $197 for a DVD?

I’ve made the new thread.

thanks