/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Crash To Survive Edition

>Countdown to Australian GP:
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>/f1/-approved series calendar
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>Other racing on each week, choose your poison
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>Streams:
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>Previous Thread:
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
156 (158 entries)

>News:
FIA approves pushing for standard parts in F1
Netflix docufilm is out
FL will award an additional point in the top10
Gimi: "Alfa is a big mistery"
Brawn seething at Ferrari&Merc not taking part in Netflix, wants to force them to in S2

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twitch.tv/oitoit87
youtube.com/watch?v=PhAnQpkhZU0
vip
ifirstrow.
stream2watch.
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Dubs for lewd carrie

>fantasy.formula1.com
>Formula Autism Official

b3dccf1429

Whoops

Good evening, you fucking idiots.

No worries mate. Hopefully get in there GP week when everyone comes back.

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is kumakichi a pimp ?

Maybe :^)

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For me? its the bathurst 1000

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> FIA approves pushing for standard parts in F1
FUGGG

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BASED
Bye bye Ticktum.

this point for fastest lap if you finish in the top 10 is fucking stupid.
>le try and create exciting racing because you know the new regs have failed already
fuck sake. just remove drs and figure out how to create close racing without gimmicks. this sport is supposed to be the pinnacle of motor sport. how hard can it be to achieve this?

First I'm coming for you Dan, than I'm going for your Girl. Heard she was a bit crazy

torrent for netflix series when?

is he fucking licensed for that equiptment?

put a halo around the cars so they are more resistant to contact

Remember eberyone that Indycars is on this weegend :DDD

...

it will never be as based as it used to be, it's over m8. artificial gimmicks, muh safety faggotry and other zoomer shit from now on, there's no going back. and that's a good think actually, i want to see them running f1 into the fucking ground

>Kumakichi on a CUNT
RIP in pieces Dickbum

ONLY HE CAN FIX F1

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Comfies

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oh FUG no

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Daily reminder to my fellow 4channers that Formula E is this weekend! Oh, yes!

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This Netflix shit is getting me hyped as fuck. ONE MORE WEEK!

not interested anymore ever since my boi Heidfeld (((retired)))

And that the Attack Mode activation zone is the exit of turn 6

Also the race is on Sunday, not Saturday.

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cringe

>hong kong
Moar like WANG-kong with that layout amirite?

I honestly think that's an unreachable area of the track btw, stay so much on the inside after an hairpin is physically impossible

Where can I watch hot air balloon racing

Nah, it's pretty piss easy.

The drivers are saying it is gonna be the lowest time loss so far.

Jesus Christ the 4k footage is epic in the documentary. And it's obviously the same cameras as the broadcast. Maybe in 2030 we can actually get this quality live in Finland.

>turn in late and from as wide as possible
>cut inside
>you are now driving through the 'ATTACK ZONE'

You don't belong here.

The """"track's"""" looking proper gay as always in FE

Based

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>McLaren

Glass houses.

which race ?

Spain

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Nice write up about Williams by Peter Windsor, hammering on people like Claire and Toto:
omologatowatches.com/blog/racers-edge-williams

>Basedmotor makes a post about Juju
Lads I'm scared

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It's fucking brutal

why is it called s󠀀oymotor?

Dubs and williams have been extreme sandbagging and kubica wins the wdc

Money quote:
"What could have been the racing pragmatism of Gav and Richard was supplanted by below-par drivers, then paying drivers - and then by the fathers of paying drivers."

It would be 300% more kino than 2009

B E L I E V E

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#balanceforbetter? HUGE yikes

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Someone tell Claire&Frank before they fire all the team

>longrun on par with top teams

What do they have up their sleeves?

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seems totally on point

>push women into F1
>require every team to have at least 1 female driver
>women driving dominant cars finish in the bottom half

Baseado

you know what to do...fire up the ol' number generator

>The women of F1
Yeah, there used to be more, Liberty, but you fuckign banned them.

KEKE
:DDDD

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oh, that's why they've changed color of their picture on twitter, to "celebrate" women

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*summonning WAGlad*

I bought a can of Red Bull today.

>Head of people
Do you want to be dominated by her, user?

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Remember to wear your official /f1w/ shirt today lads

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Reminder MotoGP starts this weekend from Qatar.
Visit us at Motorsport General. I probably will provide some streams.
See you friendos :)

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Resell it for a better price.

Do this and buy a new gimmick with the profits.

>/f1/ is so influential people are advertising on it
Do you reckon we could get Camel or Marlboro to sponsor us?

>advertising
Just the usual crossposting, like I did last year.
Racing is racing.

hmmm maybe I should shill shitcoins before this goes too big

I thought Marlboro already did?

Give us 5 freddos and you can be in the OP

Based Rich Energy sponsored man.

Aren't those all at the McLaren factory? Besides I've never seen those in a Dutch supermarket.

>Aren't those all at the McLaren factory?

He doesn't know does he

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2018 Ferrari parts.

literal whos

ES

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I thought that was for the Chemical Brothers stuff tbqh

When do we celebrate incels?

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Netflix Redpill for /f1/
They want to have F1 Docu for next driver death, If merc/ Ferrari joins 2019 Hami or Vettle dies this year.

They want another senna to end the manly age of F1 before bringing in the women and fag boys /f1/ likes.

GG

dubs and LewLew dies from anal prolapse.

So close :/

WRC stream started, qt and based Molly in charge of interviews as usual

Jesus, trips nearly confirmed

re-roll.

The Juju may be doing a one off race in Japanese F3 this year.

She says she is gonna be at the Okayama round.

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this is what you see before the world ends
PPFFFFTT
jej

>Ferd gave new aero parts to Evans but not Sunninen
AFLA commences

>Yea Forums
Strange abbreviation for 4channel

>this is the manly age of f1

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so which driver is going to identify as female and become the worlds greatest female race car driver

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re-roll for it happening to Sophia

Why is this not a Tabitha thread yet? Are you bros gay?

No we're just not so stupid to elevate a slampig above her station

Based. Tabitha is absolutely disgusting. Physically revolting.

b&r

onions=be in spanish

Give me a rundown on Ticktum, why is he hated here?

now 2018 formula 1 season, that was uncompromising racing

He isn't hated, he's just ridiculed for mentally cracking in an epic fashion

Hi! I hear a lot about Max Verstappen and how he's the next GOAT! How many pole positions does he have?

He ain't hated. He is just easy to Trigger into a throwing a Tantrum

Cause he is a cuck, who passed the safety car just to crash into another car and disrespect the Schumacher family

>passed a dozen cars under safety car to crash out a driver who spun him, got banned for two years
>choked like a landed fish in F3 last year and blamed Prema and Mini-Mick for cheating
>sperged out on instagram to the point that his drunken girlfriend was defending his honour - but then sliding into the DMs of his tormentors
>went to a second-rate F3 series to scrape together the last needed points for a SL and went in basically saying "I'm better than everyone here and this is beneath me," but choked again before discovering the series wasn't SL eligible
>Made the podium in one of those races but fucked off before the champagne was opened to sook
>sperged out about how good he is and how he didn't deserve not to be winning and blamed his opponents for playing wacky races
>lucked into one Macau win, won another more or less on merit but will go through life saying "I won Macau twice"
>refuses to PPD

That's not all of it, but it's the broad brushstrokes of why he's a cunt

when is f2 on?

March 30 is the first race

i distinctly remember a roll hoop failure early in the v10 era, in a freak first lap accident. not sure which gp tho. do you think well get a halo failure this year?

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Diniz 99 Burgerring

youtube.com/watch?v=PZmHgqVHdBA

He's an arrogant twat, how the anglos defend him is beyond me
see this: streamable.com/xth76

Someone please post the graph illustrating the scale of dickdum's choke last year

remainder that nuf1 is profeminism

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Where did everything go so wrong?

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Women's voting rights

2011 with drs and pilelli for muh show muh overtaking, it snowballed from there taking SOCIAL MEDIA along the way

Kiri Bloore would make a great milf pornstar

Where would you rate based perro within the current driver lineup?

why is this Netflix doc pushing Ricciardo so much?

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Because Ferrari and Mercedes didn't participate

to trigger you

They want him for a Netflix original comedy when he retires
He'd probably be up for it
And normies probably would eat that shit up

because it makes you seethe

when you exclude ferrari and mercedes, he had the most interesting "character arc"

the reddit/netflix basedboys like his quirky personality

He was responsible for the silly season.

>before bringing in the fag boys /f1/ likes.
Um, Charles is WDC 2019.

Heh i liked cap 2

>just found out Channel 4 is basically kill
Sky should've bought Ben and/or DC and kick Croft out in front of Tractor Cunt?

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Behind.

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>that kid asking Hulk how many races he has won

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>not posting the unedited version

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that Netflix series is really good at hyping shit up can't wait the moment where they retire the 2 Haas car

>FL will award an additional point in the top10
fuck this gay sport

I've no idea where I saved this one and wanted to ask /f1/ to share it again but then I decided to find it on my own and obviously didn't and then I forgot.

dubs and Gasly rams Max turn 1

Dubs and AMX and Fat John collaborate to redo Spa 98

digits and Leclerc takes out Vettel and himself

dubs and the commentators say he's got nothing left to learn from max

dubs and gasly takes pole, then amx rams him at turn 1 and calls him a bitch & a bad team mate who got in his way

Dubs and gimi wins

Singles and Williams goes bannkrupt

singles and you get diabetes

dubs and gimi gets podium in bacu

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i want to dump a glob of toxic HIV positive cum right into lecute's rectum

Yeah no that's the shite version with ric going forward

Dubs and some Russian buys them

>Suninen has stopped

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dubs and hulk gets a podium


in 2023

>Marko already BTFOing Gasly in interviews
OH NO NO NO NO

dubs and rich energy gives you butt cancer

shameful effort at rolling tonight, /f1/

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must be his 65th by then

based

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dubs and cheeky kimi pole in monaco

digits and jibun no michi wo shinjita mono dake ga, itsuka kagayakeru inochi no kagiri
kami ni mo sakarai tatakai tsuzukeru fukutsu no tamashiitachi yo

Dubs and I get dubs

SI!

Based

>implying gimi gets mean anything

Dubs and you od on coolwhip

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first barrel roll of the season youtube.com/watch?v=BWIFw3cyUwE rewind it a little bit

F1 @ St. Petersburg when?

>Suninen crashed out on SS2
AFLA is pretty early today

F1 at mugello when ???

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Didn't know that Ferrucci was full time Indy this year. Don't care for this.

A F L A
F
L
A

Is afla a curse ?

interesting

If Renault manages to get a podium this season. I will buy a Renault.

L for Lewis.

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B is for benis

>posting the cgi version, not what actually happened

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rollan for LESPIN

Geez I don't know, man. Why would you give so much screen time to the only guy in the paddock everyone seems to love?

*sharts*

this
>huhuh i lige big smile man he ver funneh huhuh

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G is for Gimi.

perkele gimi vittu :DDD

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Just marathoned the netflix show.
Are they doing a one for this season too?

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yeah

kys

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Yes and Brawn wants Ferrari and Merc to be in too

>Patricija apparently will race somewhere

I give her less than 10 events this season

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>be loser with no friends or life
>love /f1/ and gimi
Who can relate?

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I have some friends who can't understand that I like gimi

Would Indianapolis GP be suitable for the v6 era?

That photo is revolting in every way

Care to elaborate?

Why does Eddie have a nicer ass than the Woman™?

AFLA is a slur

depends if Pirelli can make tyres that survive

Hey Germanbro got time for one more? What about the classic Watkins Glen GP?

Watkins Glen is kinda middle of nowhere.

not a grade 1 circuit

>his Scrotum Nutsack song

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Mugello is too tight for F1 cars, no? The track is really narrow in places.

Gonna need to TILKE those corners too

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I'd prefer Fiorano

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>revolutionary circuit design

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I don’t want to full screen the image but the non existent arse and spotty skin are disgusting

The season opener should be Baku
Then there should be Baku at night somewhere in the middle
Baku in reverse as season finale
Maybe Baku at night in reverse somewhere, too.

cringe

Business idea: scratch all tracks except Baku, Spa and Monza and race them in all possible ways

Why is Will Buxton such a retard? Lawrence Stroll isn't stupid. He knows what he got into putting Lance next to Perez. Why would he put Ocon in, this might cost the team WCC points, and whilst Stroll and Ocon are friends, that can change when driving for the same team. Kubica? No. His €12 million keeps the team going. And what if Russell beats Ocon? Mercedes? They'd have to pay Bottas off, and what if Ocon is no closer to Hamilton?

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Cringe
Based

Liberty should just buy Baku and hold all races there.
Maybe add a short and long version

Really not an argument as long as Baku is in the calendar

Zoomer toothpaste opinion

nein, for Lewis is N

This is going to be an exciting season.... not!

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It's not really that far from a number of decent sized towns/cities, Ithaca, Corning, and Elmira are all within an hour's drive.

Ferrari is orange?

ORANGE!
ORANGE!
ORANGE!
ORANGE!
ORANGE!
ORANGE!

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Everyone seems to forget that the normally boring Indy F1 races were before the age of DRS. They would have no problem passing now.

Plus, Indy has shown they will find a layout that works with whatever runs there. They’ll tailor the road course just for F1 as is needed.

Liberty doesn’t want another US race unless it is literally in the middle of a major city. Anything more than a few miles from downtown is completely unacceptable.

F1 @ Eagle Butte, South Dakota when?

>formula 1 circus

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nice reddit opinion

is there a stream for wrc ?

final redpill right here

What did Lawrence Stroll mean with this look?

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even if the city they were planning to build there was actually built, you can guarantee the circuit would cease to exist pretty soon after.

a racing circuit next door to a city wtf where they thinking

twitch.tv/oitoit87

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Point for fastest lap is retarded. It will always go to the last car of the top 6 who will have the usual 1+ minute gap to the midfield and a free pitstop.

Meme track confirmed

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thanks, my enlightened fren

Can we solve this riddle?

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NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ININININININININININININ

NONONONONONONONO

GLOVES AND STEERING WHEEL
COME ON

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You fucking idiot, you broke my fucking head

NOTHING IS SOLVE

LIFE TO WAGS

youtube.com/watch?v=PhAnQpkhZU0

5 full days in 5 hours.

AND IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO

JUJU IS TIGHTER

No

does anyone have the pic of kimi with the AR15?

nonce

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: "Take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car." Thirty years later Sebastian told us: "I had to start my car like a computer. It's very complicated." And Nico Rosbeg said, err, he pressed during the race, I don't remember what race, the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you to both. Is formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more comunication with your engineers.

stares in silence

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What are the best sports streaming sites? Not just for racing

Gimi

>anddd Kimi Raikkonen winss the abu dhabi grand prix and he is the 2019 World Champion!
>oh wow! wait a second! this is amazing! Lewis Hamilton just set the fastest lap and by our calculations with that single point he already is the real 2019 champion!

livetv.sx/enx/
it's pretty good

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>Those specs

aww she genuinely thinks they make her look clever.

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One week left bois

>But he's fucking eleven! ow man what a disaster for british racing, I've just started jerking off, man!

i use vip row.net/ ifirstrow. eu/ and stream2watch. ws/live-sports-streaming/ but mind you, adblock or ublock is a MUST, these sites are infested with pop-ups. probably there are better solutions, but i only watch motorsport, so whatever

>What's going on at Williams? >@SportmphMark "it's a shambles. It's a management problem. There's a refusal to accept that it's no longer a top team. It's still structured like a top team... It's massively overstaffed for the level of success that it's had."

Thanks fren

>Wait, what's that? We have an announcement that the fastest lap point for the last race is awarded without any classification requirement!

Has there ever been a more forgettable driver in the history of the sport?

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This F1 doc on Goyflix ain’t bad tbf lads

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JFs hate Brits anyway but Shitbum is a battyboy regardless who spergs out at every opportunity

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not even the most forgettable south-east asian driver.

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LEAVE ME ALONE I KNOW WHAT IM DOING

for some reason all episodes except 7 are on torrent sites

oh no hanskler, you didn't just do that

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Saw Drive to Survive 1st episode.
Is nothing special to be honest, the thing that I know already how stuff is gonna go really doesn't help.
Plus all the shots are either FOM feed or standard shoulder cam stuff so visually is pretty boring

deserves a leaf (you)

Took me less than 2 minutes....
scene-rls.net/formula1-drive-to-survive-s01e07-1080p-web-x264-amrap/

checked.. dubs confirm

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Does anyone have that kumakichi gif where he shakes the carema? Please

no torrents
thanks for trying though

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Thank you. Amazing

Lads... I'm sad. Istanbul Park Sports Club has cancelled all the events of this year after being angry at the federation. It was the most kino action I got, and the best organizers. I was constantly at turn 7 too, the best corner. Also the best off-road and rally events were their organization.
Reason is they pulled a FOM with licensing prices and whatnot, hurting the drivers and organizers, less and less people are wanting to do it because of that. Also other reason is federation got angry at our marshal club for not doing things other clubs should do (the officials left without picking the stuff they had to, and we are just marshals, not our job Fuck you.) 2 years ago at Marmaris ERT rally and didn't write us for races even Istanbul events, further driving the costs. We could just wake up early and be there on time while others need to come from far and stay at hotels.

Federation's president is running for mayor at Marmaris from Erdoğan's party now. Go figure.

Tldr

Sorry to hear that turklad.

What does that matter?
Click on the open.load 720p and you can download it at 4mb/s

oh nice
the first few I tried were like 100kbs

I hope you're not planning on using /f1/ memes on normie boards....

Quick how do I fix constipation I haven't took a shit in like 4 days
>"I was taking a shit" -gimi

Just imagine the smell..

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Buy some "carbohydrate modified" sugar-free confectionery
Eat a bag of Werthers original sugar free and you'll be pissing out your ass

Flohsamen or a lot of beer. Take a small stool to rest your feet on.
When you're done upload pics from the inspection shelf so we can find out together what's wrong with you.

Lucky man

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For me it's eating a handful of plums or some fruit like that and having a drink of some description that promotes gut health. Also a coffee gets me because I don't drink it regularly. Also I have heard just drinking warm water helps as well.
But I am very regular almost to a fault. About 9:30 and 18:00 every day no matter what I need to shit.

she does look chubbier than usual

No idea what you're talking about but based
Don't drink, also my toilet doesn't have an inspection shelf oddly enough
I have zero fruit in my house and shops are closed

I wasn't complaining.

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>No idea what you're talking about but based

io9.gizmodo.com/what-turned-sugar-free-candies-into-super-laxatives-1678526975

Thoughts on the Taco GP pulling the plug by next year?

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He's talking about sugar free Haribo:
youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE
What kind of hermit doesn't drink alcohol but doesn't own fruit?

Fucking this. One of the prettiest tracks in Europe. Fun to drive, too.

protip: watch the first two minutes and then skip to 11 minutes and watch the rest

Oh yeah, I have sugar free gum
I only drink rich energy

Genuine F, evening GPs are comfy

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Really? They butchered the track and forced the Diablos Rojos out of their stadium for an event that's not going to see the turn of the decade?

Nah, a trained monkey can still drive the car. Or even be world champion five times.

taco stage 5 is go

It's still not 100% confirmed, though. AMLO just thinks the GP is a luxury event that the country can't afford, regardless of the turism it brings. Bribery by private consortiums will be inevitable, but the government want all money to be used in the useless "Mayan Train" project

>I have zero fruit in my house
I think we found the issue boys. Tendie only diet isn't good for you

I live off of energy drinks and brezels. My sugar free gum is caffeine gum so I'll sacrifice some sleep to clean out my bowels finally

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Sounds to me like you are a t*rk. No alcohol but plents of energy drinks.

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>My sugar free gum is caffeine gum so I'll sacrifice some sleep to clean out my bowels finally

Just make sure it's the right kind of sugar free, or you'll be keeping yourself up for nothing.

Here they usually have an "excessive consumption may have a laxative effect" warning on the packet.
Failing that, just google the ingredients.

I actually stem from the west side of yurop, no roach blood in me

>t. thinks a fruit diet is good for you

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Lads, I'm enjoying a hot cup of rich energy this morning but it's energy-rich coffee. Am I Dee Trachter?

what's the consensus? I'm saying barely skimming deutsche Traktor status

hes not the jungle asian whose dad got kfc put on the side of the tr car so he could test it at cota right? which jungle asian was that? they all look the same

>there's no coffee-sponsored F1 team
Sad state of affairs we're in lads.

Sounds eerily similar to our own situation.
What is that project about?

Casual get out

what's his endgame?

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People ITT will defend """Rich""" Energy

>I know we were expecting some new parts this weekend but there’s been an error at the factory

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*inhales*
BWWWOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH

fair enough

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Reddit-esque post

going to get one of these tonight

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Thank fren

every
fucking
time

Based Köster

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explain to me how monster > red bull

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WTF HE CLOSED THE DOOR

>During Motor Sport Magazine’s F1 Preview evening, it was noted that Kravitz will be with Sky for 14 of the 21 races this season, including the Australian Grand Prix next weekend. Alongside this, Sky’s schedules next weekend does not include Ted’s Qualifying or Race Notebook, which has been a regular fixture of Sky’s output since 2012.

>Sky’s schedules next weekend does not include Ted’s Qualifying or Race Notebook
Fucking neurotypicals

>drops mic
>gets dropped

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>Cap 3:
>Claire's playing with his son with a piece of food and making car sounds
>"Vrooom vrooom"
>"It goes faster than our car"
The fucking state of Williams

THEY TOOK HIS SEAT
NOW HE WILL TAKE THEIR LIVES
CAN HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?
GIMI

motorsportbroadcasting.com/2019/03/08/fewer-races-with-sky-for-kravitz-as-coverage-undergoes-revamp/

Interdasting bits:

>Their preview show on Thursday’s, Welcome to the Weekend has doubled in length to an hour, whilst Sky have added an additional 30-minute wrap-up show to their Friday schedule following second practice. In addition, a 20-minute ‘Paddock Walkabout’ show will air following practice three on Saturday morning.


>During Motor Sport Magazine’s F1 Preview evening, it was noted that Kravitz will be with Sky for 14 of the 21 races this season, including the Australian Grand Prix next weekend. Alongside this, Sky’s schedules next weekend does not include Ted’s Qualifying or Race Notebook, which has been a regular fixture of Sky’s output since 2012.


>I understand that Sky have discontinued the Sky Pad, which has featured on its F1 coverage since 2012. In its place is a new on-site mobile augmented reality (AR) studio, bringing Formula 1 in line with Sky’s Premier League coverage.

Zak Brown
>I wanna make McLaren great again
kek.

who the fuck needs Jew's Notebook in the age of Twitter? Every "inside rumor" Ted has is already old news by the time the Notebook airs. My Notebook is Reddit and Iäm not ashamed to admit it.

Rebarbative post.

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THEY TOOK OUR FUCKING NOTEBOOK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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it's fun to watch, you sperg.

An open letter to Ted

First of all, as a huge fan of everything you and cameraman Pete have accomplished, let me offer to you my most sincere condolences for this terrible tragedy. That someone could do such a thing, and to such a hero, leaves me simply confounded. I cannot fathom what pettiness might drive a pay TV station to such a despicable act, and I fear that I would lose my sanity were I to try.

It pained me very deeply to hear the news, as I imagine it must have pained many of us - but I know that must be nothing compared to what you and Pete must be feeling today. To that end, let me say this: take all the time you need. Of course your community will be anxiously awaiting any news you might have as to exactly what occurred, what it means, and what the consequences for Ted’s Notebook might be. However, we (and I do feel I speak for the community here) understand completely the situation you are in, and will wait patiently for as long as it takes until you are ready to communicate with us. We supported you before, we support you now, and we will support you always.

Finally, let me state what, I hope, will be painfully obvious to all of you: if there is anything - anything at all - that I or anyone else in this community can do to help you in this darkest hour, you simply MUST tell us. For you, you who have walked through fire to bring us the Notebook we had no right to ask of you, I feel confident in saying we would march to the gates of Hell and back if it could provide you some small modicum of assistance.

We are a community. We work together, we play together, we watch together. Victories are sweetened and defeats softened because we did them together. You never abandoned us, so don't think for one second that any of us would ever abandon you. We stand with you, now and always, and we will gladly help you up when you stumble.

With love, respect, admiration, and hope, I remain

Sincerely yours,

/u/user

Is that garlic sauce?

>Ted does notebook
>notebook becomes wildly popular
>Ted becomes wildly popular
>Buxton starts doing Ted impersonation for notebook impersonation
>notebook gets taken away from Ted
>Buxton becomes the only game in town

I don't want to live in a world where Buxton is a "beloved presenter"

"mayonnaise" with blue cheese

No Ted? Fuck yes. Sandal wearing, dumb question asking fucktard. It was like listening to the unfunny bits of Yea Forums

>Female celebs and WAGs are gonna be leered on by Buxton

Makes me sick.
Bet they fired Pete as well.

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quick post lecute

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you fuckers will see what happens to those who reduce my exposure

i will make le mans in 1955 look like a fucking picnic, be warned

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Is there something about the F1 show after quali? I remember them keeping it on instead of FKino in some occasions

Anyone never watch Queerbook? Who gives a fuck.

Remember that Will Buxton purposefully made Britta Roeske cry by bullying her

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Sorry, I missed that in the copy/paste.
It's all in the article anyway.

>The F1 Show remains on Saturday’s, immediately following their qualifying broadcast. On race day, Sky have extended Paddock Live to an hour, however it also starts half an hour earlier, meaning that Sky are heading off-air earlier on Sunday’s than in previous years.

>The F1 Show remains on Saturday’s, immediately following their qualifying broadcast.
FUCK THEM

Then denied that anything ever happened, despite plentiful evidence to the contrary.

Buxton has a huge sense of entitlement about the teams owing the media access, and it's the reason why he seethes and hates Ferrari/Vettel so much (because they don't freely give access, especially to biased Brits)

>Ted
>Teddy
>Teddy Bear
>Bear
>Kumkichi

Oh...oh dear god

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Fox506 always carries F-Kino live and delays the F1 Show if you want to watch on the BoganStream.

How is Ted going to disguise his sex pesting tourism trips now lads?

when you have a face like this, you don't need to disguise it.

you flaunt these trips - shout them from the rooftops

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Most likely the same reason he dates press officers. Likes to feel in control of something.

That and his complete and utter lack of being able to separate his work life and his private life.

NZ vrooms

youtube.com/watch?v=HOFiW6Lh35w

Gimi's win in Austin barely registered in the Netflix show. Fuck Ferrari! It would have been the most based episode.

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Was just about to tuck into this youtu.be/hguFpoa84d0

underrated

fyi: Formula mEme FP1 is 24 hours from now


Aus east coast times below
You can figure out you own timezone by starting with FP1 start = now

>SUNDAY, MARCH 10

>FORMULA E FREE PRACTICE 1
>10:30 - 11:15

>JAGUAR I-PACE E-TROPHY QUALIFYING - Track
>11:35 - 12:05

>FORMULA E FREE PRACTICE 2 - Track
>13:00 - 13:30

>FORMULA E QUALIFYING - Track
>14:45 - 15:21

>FORMULA E SUPER POLE (Top 6) - Track
>15:30 - 15:50

>JAGUAR I-PACE E-TROPHY RACE (25' + 1 lap) - Track
>17:00 - 17:35

>HONG KONG E-PRIX 2019 (45' + 1 lap) - Track
>19:03 - 19:50

>stream for 20 mins
>time for lunch we'll be back in an hour
wew

>come back from lunch
>stream for 20 mins
>time for second lunch we'll be back in an hour

>The youngster Jason Bargwana

Probably would have been glossed over anyways since the doc crew focused only on certain drivers on certain weekends.

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>Dugal McDougall

What a name. Surely I would have remembered something like this.

What are you drinking tonight, /f1/? For me it's legendojen legenda

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>tonight

I'm gonna be fucked for sleep tomorrow.

>pretending you're not a neet

>oce timezones

Going to some craft beer breweries soon (12:45 right now and just had breakfast)

...pls don't hurt me emotionally.

Me on the left :^)

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Kek at Morris spinning Larry Perkins off into the weeds in Race 2.

Christ what is he doing to her?

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>implying Bimbofication isn't a based fetish

Any of you ever had a dreamcast? Best f1 game soundtrack hands down:
youtube.com/watch?v=SI3HXVxxGt0

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his eyes look like hemorrhoids. He looks fucking creepy anyway, like, what's his plan going out with Ms Piggy here?

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Jos was sick of her being fat so paid him to date and shame her into exercise.

That and Viccy helps promote his car washing business

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Sugary drinks

>his eyes look like hemorrhoids

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Mountain dew

>be car wash owner
>trying to sell your shitty car wash
>months pass with no interested buyer
>one day
>someone comes through the car wash with blood all over the car
>it's Jos Verstappen
>he's run over another girlfriend
>explain to Jos that the entire thing is on CCTV
>tell him that it's the owners responsibility to take the video to the police, oh btw, the car was is also for sale

>the car was is

*wash
(obviously)

Cheap cider

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>big_chub.jpg
>Not 'Pregnant_Carrie.jpg'

>thicc or Vicc?
>I guess she isn't thicc, huh?

Thinking on a Squirrel has to be a damn sight smaller than a Groundhog so the original filename I gave it doesn't work anyway

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>point for fastest lap
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 6TH PLACE IS GONNA GET AN EXTRA POINT EVERY RACE
>implying that will matter in the WCC
>probably wont even matter in WCC

I was gonna make this argument, but funnily enough, by my drunken calculations, Valtteri would've outscored Gimi 254-252 and Max 254-251 had fastest lap been rewarded last year.

Don't think it does shit to WCC though

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One of the top 3 will probably get it each race now depending if they are under threat or not, still won't make a difference though.

>filename

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I unironically liked KMAG quotes on first chapter

post F1 bops

youtube.com/watch?v=qne6eVWoPLE

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Are roos your equivalent to these assholes? Fuckers jump you out of nowhere in the woods

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Can you box them?
youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw

I like Ted. I wish the official F1 TV stream would show more of his broadcasts that are shown on Sky.

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FIA don't want to award points for fastest lap because all those shitty ass out of point teams going to abuse that by hotlapping on fresh tires with all engine modes set on max at the end of the race. You don't want to see that shitshow.

Bird for bird, I'd say the Cassowary is the equivalent.

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and if the block splitter on their head doesn't get you, these will

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Dubs and Tomaselli wins usf 2000 wdc

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It's only available to points scoring drivers lad

Kicking would be more efficient I guess. Even though they're small they don't give a fuck who you are. At least they don't do much to your car like kangaroos, that would be elks.

youtube.com/watch?v=MSJ3ocvipCg
youtube.com/watch?v=MzpT9cxJ4mQ
youtube.com/watch?v=NYdE4YSt93E elk trashing a truck

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Why is AMX such a dickhead

Because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Him and stroll do not come across well at all on this Netflix series

Bought a can of Red Bull today.

youtube.com/watch?v=mRfSM-lv55I ;)

Just arrived this morning. Will shitpost from the track next week

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>that long ass post and no (You)
lmao

i bought a bottle of Vitamin Water Zero

You should get some Organics by Red Bull. They're pretty good.

What did he mean by this ?

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@91346878
>Giving that a (You)
Fucking gross

DRUNK AF BOIISSSS. i finally figured out why i want to die so muchi was destined to be an f1 driver my body and mind are so well suited for it but my parents were too poor and divorced to put me on the path to be one and im too much of a lazy coward cunt to try. at anything. tschussssss

If you're already a failure at life you definitely wouldn't have succeeded in f1

let me have my dreamfriend

This
No (You)s for DetractorFlip

sexy

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Noice

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>finally found my team for competitive pvp gaming
>we're unironically winning every match
this must be what F1 drivers feel like when they have the best car

#blessed

#StillIRise

youtube.com/watch?v=kcsUs4pwFnc

>Dan Ticktum
>Red Bull
>Honda
My kind of vid.

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Ticktum will destroy this old man

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Imagine your bait being that desperate.

Truly 3rd world.

I kinda feel sorry for him because he almost never gets any replies.
Some are probably even filtering him.

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It actually worked for once.
The absolute madman.

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Yes!

*goes for the fastest lap*

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Nope. See this

hello how to filter flags on clover? :DDD

that was pathetic and you know it

We'll see. I'm almost finished with my papers to work in your country.

yeah have fun standing in line with a bunch of muzzies for 5 hours every day

Formula 1

fuckin nice

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Lads what do when your falling for your slampig

when is f1 on? :DD?:D

Was this the most relentless podium finish ever?

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Canada 2011 of course

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Just imagine what your mates are going to say, let alone your parents.

>letting what other people might think determine the choices you make
pathetic

love isn't real

looking like formula mEme might not race.
Rain is bretty bad and the track is water logged

>fearing water
based electricityfags

>fucking a fat chic
YIKES

OH NO NO NO NO

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>tfw I planned dinner/snacks around FE
wtf I hate green technology now

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Literally Driven tier

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For what it is worth they are on circuit for shakedown.

youtube.com/watch?v=JGJ7nPxArG4

i dont get it? whats going on here?

Clip from the Netflix series which is edited to make it emphasise the speed and the drama, like in films with fast driving. I don't know what's funny about it though. Maybe it wasn't post-modernist and artsy enough for the Aussie.

Is this from the netflax series?
I thought they used talented people
But man this use of different side cameras would get you the boot everywhere

What's his endgame?

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Are team personnel allowed to stand on the side of the track when the race starts?

Brainlet posting in /f1/ tonight it seems.

Technically they are yes, because formation lap is part of the race

yeah I noticed that and I thought it was really strange lol but for some reason I thought you were referring to penalties for jumped starts

too much haas and red bull in this series desu. boring.

Okay m8, do whatever it takes to save your apparently incredibly fragile ego

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Another mistake from the same episode.

Who can spot this one?
It's a bit more aspy than the last.

>inb4 this triggers the Finn to sperg again for some reason

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You asked and I answered the question, what's the problem?

The famous Hungarian Ardennes forest

ahhh, fudge, I already prepared my snacks for tomorrow!

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Correct!
t. Netflix

is that spa
haha what de fug?? :D

it was a flashback to Spa, not a mistake

Oh my god Mana started crying at the Red Bull event today.
I want to cuddle her so much.

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god she's insufferable

Death to mana, mana posters, and people who reply to mana posters.

>t. just posted about Mana

Shit son, now you have to kys yourself.

Unironically this.

that vague mole on her hand doesn't look ok

This

I'll embrace death

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based and redpilled

Death to _____

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wagposters

Dickbum

You

More like good health but no success to Dickbum.

Don't you put that spell on me.

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Well done m8 you played yourself

this. death to mana.

based and levelheaded german

this thread

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Death to The West.

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Petronas

Excuse me

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Can't wait for Islam to take over the west and get rid of these ICE-hating soibois.

MOVE IN

New thread

Based

God dammit

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Can I get a YIKES or 3 for me