/cric/

IF YOU SPENT MORE TIME IN THE SPORTS PSYCHOLOGIST'S OFFICE RATHER THAN THE FUCKING GAY BROTHEL MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BE SUCH A FAILURE YOU PISSANT. I WOULDN'T PISS ON YOU IF YOU WERE ON FIRE

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

GOLLAPSE

>MUH ROAD

>australia
>winning
lel

pretty much right but scaled down

LGTSS

>road

khawaja and marsh in the same team is pointless

peter handsome

THANKS FOR GETTING OUT YOU USELESS CUNT OF A HUMAN BEING. GO CRY YOURSELF TO YOURSELF IN THE CORNER OF THE DRESSING ROOM AND ASK YOURSELF WHY YOU'RE THE MOST MENTALLY WEAK AS PISS MIDGET IN AUSTRALIAN CRICKET HISTORY

big brains

>shaun marsh is good

nice try brainlets

oh no

>LE DARSH IS LE GOAT xDDDDDDDDD

POZLAPSE

OHNONONONONO FOR FUCK SAKE. CUMMIES TIME

we're more of a t20 world cup nation anyway

NICE ROAD LMAO

pozzies not even going to reach 300 kek

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

'ning bla x

reminder that 260 is still defendable

>capitulating on a road
W E W

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

Elite posts

t. early 2000s

is that RUDE poopeelander still here bla x

>samefagging against shaun marsh
>calling your own posts elite

make your next drink a water, josh

bit going on here.

>roads in india
kek good one next thing you will be telling me they shit in toilets

ummmmm k

does it matter much if the bowler or batsman is left/right handed?

Kill yourself you waste of space Worst Australian. Your darling boy is shit and you live in a shithole state.

for me?
it was trying to greentext >FINCH in the last thread and spelling it incorrectly, twice.

t. couldn't chase 280 recently

nice try you dumb duffer, im GOATorian

would NOT want to be swimming in that river tttt

WARNEYS COMIN, WARNEYS COMIN

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can this msd fairytale shit just stop? holy fuck

>there are no runs to be scored in India
sure, that's why they sent aus in to bat

how do wogs afford such nice properties lads

>this kiwi autist
cringe

umm, 280 and 260 aren't the same number sweetie...

>Pillars fucking everywhere and concrete backyards are "nice"

>carey opening up his whole wicket

clean bowled inc

love when kiwis trying to project an elite knowledge for cricket
it would be like an australian explaining how to beat your wife to a kiwi

think you mean explaining how to beat your wife to an NRL player

for me, it's International Womens Day

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>aussies are mad that anyone is honest about how they're performing in a match
predictable

ayyy blaze it

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see

TOP KEK

same thing really
think you were bowled out for 260 something

>international sheilas day
It's a no from me lads

why dont we have any based lad willing to risk a fine and stream the grig on youtube for us? these streams are a shadow of what they once were

>international virtue signal day

saw a lot of instagram posts about being a woman and not much else, pathetic cunts.

>international woymens day
LE LETS GO OUT FOR A PAID CORPORATE LUNCH DAY XDDDD
fucking cringe day if i say so myself lads

>international virtue signal day
you already made that joke today my misogynist friend

Need to get eastern Europeans interested in cricket so we can get access to better streams

WHO RUN DA WORLD
>GIRLS
WHO RUN DA WORLD
>GIRLS

yikes

>shamelessly trying to claim past achievements
>still hoping to be taken seriously after being shunned by the community
>literally achieving nothing
is women's day the new australian odi team?

get zachy onto the case

WHO RUN DIS MUTHA

HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DANCER

shocking display of misogyny in this thread

fuck off idiot

I WILL NOT BE LECTURED BY THIS MAN XD RAWR
As if you wouldn't sling one up JuLIAR lads

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omg cuties

omg she was soooooooooo mistreated!

history will look back and see how wrong we were!
omg!

>Let's go to ball tracking when you have it ready

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>literally achieving nothing
>acting superior to others
nah more like poo peeland

t. incel losers

Bahahaha only chick PM ever. Absolute dumpster fire mate. Women truly are poothetic

>tfw heard my greywater pump going off even tho im not using the water

well lads im fucking maggot drunk and i have to go check my taps and I fucking cbf, but i know this pump will keep the missus up and ill be in trouble for it

>where it pitched vs where DRS says it pitched
doing a big think

pretty sure they went to sydney grammar or a school like that

>n-no u
embarrassed for you

>using the word "incel" to dismiss someones post

cringe and leftpilled

>pozstralia will hopefully end up with 320
oof af

Wtf

t. virgins scared of empowered women

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WTF?

WTF?

t. University student beta cuck

reckon that could've been umpire's call

t. seriously buttmad /pol/tist

>first female prime minister
>didn't win an election
>backstabbed male who was rightfully elected
Sad!

universities, or marxist brainwashing facilities that give out expensive pieces of paper, as I like to call them
chip on my shoulder? never

india chase this down with 17 balls to spare

going to bed

happy >we won this

I understand hating women parachuting into positions beyond their abilities and all, but Gillard was actually competent.

yeah actually competent at being a fucking shit cunt

Kohli's 41st coming?

Oi mate you forgot to deny being some lefty scumbag uni student. Enjoy your HECS debt xDdD

This WILL be going viral, and even if it's just shitty Indian tech, feeds PERFECTLY in the BCCI rigged narrative.

Kohli out for

>we need real leadership, not some bloody women's lib

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back to /pol/ my bitter seething friend

>bcci

C O R R U P T
O
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R
U
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T

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Go watch WNBL or something mate

42nd

>I believe in a meritocracy, not in quotas

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you guys watch 3-5 days of fixed games?

typical response for someone on the ropes
>muh Nazi

???

Thawlts on this Straffo tweet?

twitter.com/straffo/status/484921896996052992

Bushpigbro you here m8

ohnononono

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oi Dermot, you here m8?

Based. I've got him on the canvas already mate

funny I also googled straffo the other day and that was the first to pop up

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oi MRFF, u here m8?

I'm not explaining it brainlet

The fuck is cigarette juice?

That's a man baby
I think Hawkeye is a british company

thinking that current Straffo would CANCEL 2014 Straffo

???

>Brett Lee still forcing the Mathew Wade meme

you just know that fag in the hat is someone aussies take seriously

I thought Indians could into math

Will D'Arcy be in going to England lads?

???

don't make the joke boys for fucks sake

Gonna head off into some other threads and try and recruit some big strong americans to watch our sport.

EditWatch this pageRead in another language
William Knox D'Arcy (11 October 1849 – 1 May 1917) was one of the principal founders of the oil and petrochemical industry in Persia (Iran) m8.

java a shit

Ah for fucks sake

what's straffjesus been up to lately?

Yeah more of a tea man myself

ppl making aliases to msg abuse to me & talking about me on Yea Forums lol Is this what being a girl on the net is like?

Lol jks being a girl on the internet is a billion times worse

Bed on the cards

Not a big fan of captain marvel apparently.

So you don't programme for microsoft?
How do you fund your toilet then?

I GOT FIVE ON IT

what a sexist pig

Based

C'mon mate you're not gonna pretend you were being a spastic cunt are ya?

Uhhh???

>trust me *cough* my fellow Australians *cough*, Gillard is a bad egg.

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White men have won the hottest 100 so truly all is well in Australia for another year

maybe in chains for B.T. Barnham's "Wonders Of The New World" exhibit

welcome to my world. PS you're super smart and super pretty

>hurrrdurr??
>sub continent/humans are just pretending to be retarded

Can someone wish me goodnight pls

Goodnight ausbro
Sorry for your loss

Goodnight m8, sweet dreams.

go to sleep lad, it's already 1am firday night

for me? Waiting for Mitchell Starc and Alyssa Healy to have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation and give birth to the worlds greatest cricket player of all time

Need the openers to click

don't be bossy
there's more /cric/ to watch

xxx

also the ugliest

...

It's ok lad you can stay

Go to bed mate. Hooroo

imagine trawling through 2 months of MWNGF tweets and finding this for the first time. Not sure how cassies suicide, but I'd do it

Nidaya has a sign of a great curse of gold Yasha + Futomani + Nouma shy turn in the left ventricle, making a nesega of kededo
It has turned into a greenhouse field of golden Yasha's sudden (lifelong dog). 17: 52 2019/3/8

My honorable lord is hypnotized! Apoi taka runs with Raquedo's niggers and runs 21: 16 on March 8, 2019

● Koichi brother = Koichi Sato, my son of Tomokazu Sato of my mother's relative living in the north neighbor city!
The address of Toshikazu Sato is Tomita Town, Koriyama-shi, Fukushima pref. 23-1! 2019/3/8 19: 31 ●

● The curse that comes to me in mass quantities of Queed 's nigga and futsu at around 22:46 on 2019/3/8,
Curse of Joshua! Another name is a curse of Ovatarian, and it seems to me that the brain injury in the brain
A curse to send with Atlantis' black night satellite! You are already here. 2019/3/8 20: 33 ●

● At about 22:46 on 2019/3/8, Queed's niggers & futons will come to me in large quantities.
It comes from Koichi brother, but the big dog's blood line is a sidelobe, this is the only curse of the golden Yasha of great heritage
Well, my older brother 's curse is difficult because it is super strong. Activated when Apoitakara was dead, it was a trap.
The voice I've ever used is Odin 's Kodama generator, and Amoy' s treasure has not arrived yet.
There are no smaller companies, but there are about 852 big companies, currencies up to now have not been light
This time is super strong. I think the big dog is useless. 17: 52 at 3/8/2019 ●

● Nyga of Apoitakara is annihilated but there is a niche of keded. Futomani's curse does not make sense even if it escapes in the distance
. There is no treasure of Xiamen, so there is no choice but to overdo it, but suddenly it is intense and can not be protected.
Well today and tomorrow we can withstand Hong Kong's purification comes around this time on Sunday.
The trap was set up by Mr. Owin, the nephew of His Invinci, Futto no Niga 18: 00 at 3/8 ●

based /cric/

Serious question:
Do you write code in java?

just exposed a freshcunt lads

>road

japan wtf is ur problem m8

'No!'

>trying to compete with an adelaide sunset
kek

Jhye can swing a ball lads

What programming language do you use then?

>monkey noises

Got me good lad

FIELDSWELL

M A I D E N
A
I
D
E
N

thanks

not an engineer

2 weeks until AFL and we can all leave this awful place.

>monkey noises

>all those electricity pylons in the foreground of the sunset

>maiden to shitshartson
India is done

BASEDBANE TBQH LAD

So I'm guessing you can't afford internet then?
You're just phoneposting?

enjoying this meme tbqh

>road
btw

Serious question:
are you retarded?

LMAO how it is a six, WHAT A SHOT

>shitter da one

is richardson elite?

Seems like English isn't your first language.
I'm being polite to you, and wondering how you are able to 3rd world post

>road

>English isn't your first language
not shit sherlock. keep the "politeness" with you lad

>Road

road btw

using "quotes" like that doesn't imply emphasis like you think it does

why is Rohit so fat

>pooshit

>ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD >ROAD

Why are New Zealanders so rude? I think only Frenchies rival them.

>

What is this "road" meme lads?

you'd rude if your 2 am on Friday night talking to some strangers on cricket forum

>road

>gandu

>road

>ROAD

3/27

kek

Shame we completely blew the last match... could've had an unlikely series lead.

its a road guys

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CUMMIES

>choosing to field first knowing you have to face the swing kings Cummins and Richardson under lights and with dew
absolute state of Kohli

This shitshow Rayudu better not be anywhere near the WC squad. One man batting line up. Cummins is a great bowler

ROAD BTW

vijay shankar at 4 tbeh

do you think Cummins shaves first thing in the morning, or right before a match due to his Gillette sponsorship?

kohli looks class apart tbeh

looks like the kiwi finally went to bed, good riddance

his stumps with be apart in a sec mate

>30/3

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Haydos and Bitchwide commentary is quite grim lads

Stream died

based dhobi

illegal stream is ahead of my own telstra tv lads, this is absolutely grim.
how the fuck is telstra tv this bad

fkn telstra mate

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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just clicked on a terrible post lads

*leads Australia to a cricketing dynasty*
Absolutely BASED Madoka.

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share strim pls

Road

same

For me, it’s /rug/

rate my hair line lads

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yikes lads
youtube.com/watch?v=57N_CP8pybk

Imagine losing the match despite winning the toss lads haha

hop on fin mate, you'll be right

webm related/10

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you're only trying to impress other men if you care about hair loss. Same with your gay muscles

>the MJ documentary was directed by a sentient egg

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looks grim mate

yonksbro you here m8?

They call you instrumentbro

bushpigbro you here m8?

will never not be nauseated by sebbo replies

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left a negative rating on captain marvel lads

BASED incel chad

they call me discord-tranny-triggererbro

they cal me AutisticMemeSpouterr

left a negative rating on anyone who unironically watches super hero films lads

ahh i see you have gone the goat lyon style
BASED

Ah yes, the shadow(you). Gives at least twice as much energy as a typical (you). Even more when it’s coupled with a filter announcement.

wtf bros! you told me Australia was going to lose!

i would never say such a thing!

>Pissrat still in
>getting THIS ahead of yourself

umm, sweetie...

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zampa in the attack mate

Kohli's days are numbered my friend

me too

kohli out this over lads

if not, i'll leave /cric/ forever

>its a pissrat and Oldhi carry bindia home

zampa on elite spinner watch

should have said the other guy
see ya forever

KEK OLD BANCHODE

>BANCHODE
its BHENCHOD bc

grim poodictions

thanks for the correction :)

fuck u cunts, im staying,

>scored a boundary instead
hmmmm

not sure about this batsman walking out without Queen playing.

boy are those seething kiwis going to be angry when they wake up
>road

predicting lyGOD to get a wicket this over

grim

so whats with the camo hats the indians are wearing?

brand new muscular prediction
kohli to go out this over

i predict dubs
therefore Jadhav will get out this over

great story Johhno., top stuff

love Zampa, charismatic on camera

Hmm
He's not as elegant as peak Sachin, VVS or even Dravid but mentally he's so strong and he's carrying India atm

>He's not as elegant as peak Sachin, VVS or even Dravid but mentally he's so strong and he's carrying India atm
I think you're wrong, he's aesthetically as par as sachin

ODIs suck

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=ckbmclmlmN4

Tune

>fuck wogpoo
VIRGOD GODLI

l-lads haha what's goin on

>shitnis

*slaughters Pisstralia once again*

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Perth Wildcats, lads

how about a fuckin wicket maxlels

Sachin on-drive is just purity. Kohli isn't quite as aligned, but he triggers Aussies more so he gets bonus for that

Kohli's cover drives are godlike. Although my favourite Sachin's shot was step out inside out.

such a shit sport
immediately lose all respect for a person when they say they like basketball

for me it was the Damien Martyn cover drive

kohli to go out before getting his century is my LOCK of the WEEK

>for me it was the Damien Martyn cover drive

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Without timeouts it's fun, with it it's ghey

how the fuck did >we end up with a sub 350 total, fucking state of >our batting

Tipping an India win

depends on when pissrat falls, not much batting past him

>Jadhav out

fucking Carey the useless cunt
Whiteman's fit again right? get him in the side

going to say it lads

I quite like Indians

Thanks richo.

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Lmao he dropped Kohli at 98, Maxwell seething

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PEzCGrh7bwc

Tune

should have stuck with footy

shut up Plebby B

VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS VirGOD GOATli 41 HUNDREDS

grim

kek, >our World Cup captain

KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI KING KOHLI

feels good to be brown lads

pleb is you

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>mishit for six
Cheekay

might have a mother energy drink and play halo 3 campaign

zampa is so shit

TWINKED

DE FUCKING STROYED
INDIA BTFO
KOHLEL BTFO

TWINKGOD

welp if only we had a single decent player other than kohli

POO

lol

Damn he was in the zone that innings. Time for Jaddu to bring it home

game over

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hate this cunt

this post has a pungent odour

Bit tired lads. Had two painkillers

good as won
feels good to be a white man

Don't appreciate Zampa dropping F bombs.

zampa can piss off

Memes aside, does Kohli have GOAT potential?

He's already the ODI GOAT.

>second most ODI hundreds ever by not a lot and he's only 30

/cric/ girls love Big /Hoc/ Cockkk

how can /cric/bois even compete?

>/cric/ '''''girls'''''

um, sweetie I've got some bad news for you...

feeling brainful

do you even watch cricket?

No, it's pretty boring tbqh.

figured

That’s not a word.

The female mind is simply incapable of comprehending the minutia and intricacies of cricket

the female mind is simply unable of comprehending, no need to say anything in addition

so true

any specific rules about having more than one bat?

have no interest in the new bond flick
don't think we're ever going to get a good bond in the current climate of movie making

Idris Elba.

epic

>male
No sweetie

Why delete post?

I didn't, I think my ausfriend just quoted it wrong. I thought Sebbo was afoot initially.

this 4channel post didn't age well!

Wtf.hmm

he went on to get a hundred so it aged moderately well thanks

How is Richardson so good lads?

big strong WAgod

Would have to say PEDs if you pushed me for an answer

might put a cheeky tenner on india

>hundreds from 2018
>india: 18
>england: 17
>windies: 11
>Kohli: 9
>NZ: 9

kek poopeeland

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Hello, I need new sports, which cricket team should I watch

None this is a dead sport.

International: India
IPL: RCB

KwaZulu-Natal Dolphins

goodnight /cric/

BASED FUCKING BIG STRONG FRENCHMAN PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT

PLEASE watch England vs West Indies in 3 hours

Yep kino's back on the menu boys.
Cricket 19 is releasing in May this year.
instagram.com/p/BuuoH-8AvS9/
PC release is delayed like every big ant studio game.

BASED

Seems the PEGI brain-rating will be an IQ or 160+.

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They are even making it for Nintendo switch, I'm not sure how big switch playerbase is in Australia and England.
I used to think it was just Japanese and Americans buying it.

Just put 100 bucks on England to beat West Indies at $2 odds
Thoughts lads?

KEK

good morning

the world’s been wrongfully deprived of Chilean cricket

No test cricket today lads. Pissing down in Wellington.

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Based fucking Finch

>road

Engllapse incoming

>streamers can't be bothered with nz
Ouch

*be’s a test cricket genius*

>MS Dhoni

kek what was the crowd like when he got out? Sad Monkey noises?

umm..ya so what's the latest on the poopies vs bang test bla
x

nz vs Bangladesh is the opposite of blue ribbon test cricket event

yaaaaah which one of you bitch niggas reported my post last night? yall straight trippin and you got me fucked if yall think im gonna be serving a 3day in the pen lmfao

*dabs*

Based Root giving me some chance of winning my bet

You didn’t need that €100 for anything did you?

I seriously hope you guys are above 6'1"

deano my son

Oh no who killed it
Sorry I’m quite racist
Based
Based and redpilled

I like cricket as well now, Don Bradman is an alright lad

Need it to buy a BILLINGS Shirt

6'2" here mate

Billings has read all the bowlers

Absolutely Based Billings

Morning poop and grocery shopping on the cards

You’re going to be able to at this rate lad. I didn’t see it coming but I’m glad it did.

>Checking heights in a thread mostly filled with Anglo genes
6’2” reporting in

Yeh fucking shocked desu, travelling atm so really shouldn't be betting this much but those odds looked crazy to me

RIP

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PISS GAYLE
I
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S

G
A
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L
E

>shai hopeless

Guess the Spaniard might've made a good bet after all.

Big /hoc/, BIG Coc

Based and redpilled flags

Cringe and bluepilled flags

He said he was traveling and he normally shows up when England play so pretty sure he’s actually a bong
Will stand to be corrected though

EBCJ

He lives there IIRC. Has posted on and off for 3 or so years.

HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WINDIES?!

>obed McCoy
what a ridiculously black name

shut up sebbo you fat fucking greedy gelatinous prick

Holy shit what is this collapse

t. sebm related

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Epic powerplay by the Windies lads. Epic.

Reckon windies might have missed a trick here

Still pissed at the Finch dismissal

sebbo what you copping from the ol’ ‘Bell for din dins you certified heavyweight

test cucket

25-6

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the tucson terror

Howzat!

It’s lent you absolute brainlet.

Do Protestants have Lent too?

Just getting dinner in lads. By the way, hope you’re following a good example and voting for the United States female cricketer of the year tonight on ESPN.

Go away Richo, nobody likes you.

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No idea how carlos braithwathe is a pro-cricketer

Windies have a boundary lads! It’s all over

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Sup /cric/ watchfags, my day-date arrived, got it valued: Cheeky 20k. Cheering.

>Windies
how does that even happen

45! My gran could get 45 runs if you have her a power play
>In b4 I’ll give her my power play if you know what I mean
She’s dead you sick bastard

OH NO NO NO

I am a Taco Bell powered menace. I eat too much to ever sleep. All The chemicals in the absolute gluck I devour all day keeps me wired and awake to ruin your lives pretty much all day round . I am a disgusting gluttonous monster that loves to eat Taco Bell . I am simply a greedy, gigantic human

>boycs is a Yea Forums(el)er

Sad times when a random anons grandma averages more in the powerplay than the BBL

:V

A:

Imagine being Zachy lads.

Got some fresh cala for dindins lads

:S

$:

>45 all out
oh no no no no no no no

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:o

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Wtf lol thought /cric/ was dead. Why does this still exists?

congrats on no blood mate

Good looking sebbo there m8.

based /cric/ lad

Why did sebbo delete this selfie he took?

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Evening gents

;)

:^)

:D

Hlw dear bro. What’s on the cards?

need some runs today lads

Got some cans. On the train back from work. Gonna get drunk and listen to music. Yourself?

BASED. Haven’t slept all night lad, got a lot of work to be done before Monday.

>it’s 22 degrees in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane
>23 in Adelaide and Canberra
/comfy/

Whoops! It’s 30 in QLD. Grim stuff.

Kfc for lunch

Rate cuts on the cards

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hopefully it'll keep richo indoors and away from the children

Will Morrison do anything to prevent this?

Haven’t had KFC in yonks.

Might fuck around and check if there are any uber eats places open

bought a new sweater lads.

How can anyone take cricket seriously when it's literally the same 4/5 countries against eachother, over and over?

because it's the same 9 countries over and over.

How can anyone take geopolitics seriously when it's literally the same 4/5 countries against eachother, over and over?

achmed with the nuclear take

how can anyone take sebbo seriously when it’s the same shit posts 4/5 times over again?

how can anyone take a shit seriously when it’s the same 4/5 shits over and over again?

Feeling a bit like I want to overthrow the bourgeoisie lads

tipping a washout

This is so true
The only time I had a different shit to the same 4 or 5 shits I have was when I took some bad cocaine and shat blood the next day

Afternoon nap on the cards

cocaine isn't a suppository m8.

uk flags are drug fucked degenerates

>raining again
oh nonononon where the fuck is my cricket lads fuck my ass

no cricket for you lad

Got Uber Eats lads

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Cricket in Wellington

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why didnt they pizza joint deliver?

>Uber eats for pizza

You a fucking mong or something?

looks grim.

Everyday I get drunk in Barcelona,fuck my French-canadian girlfriend and watch the cricket. Does it get better than this boys?

looks like all the toppings fell off mate

probably shouldnt drink everyday mate, other than that, pretty good

watching the replay lads
seething at carey dropping virat

that sort of shit will lose worldcups

If I met you I’d want to beat you up

It’s 1 am bruv
Tops margarita is good

let's be honest here Zachy, a stiff breeze could knock you over.

Yep being born in Australia

yes, being a big strong kiwi, fucking my French-Tahitian gf every day and contributing to society instead of being an alcoholic scumbag.

Looks like Little Caesars.

This is the post. Imagine if it dislodged his hairpiece.

working on a new greeting message bla
MIGHT reveal it in the new
x

fuck up Sebbo. We all know a category 5 storm couldn't shift your massive bulk.

curious, do storms get classified on the same scale on antipodia?

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who's this for bla x

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Think it's reversed mate.

New thread.

Shan't.

Very true mate, dont drink much normally just whilst I'm traveling on Europe

Fight me once I get to the UK cunt

new

I am Australian mate

Shall

Zach is a known coward.