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>ded general
>ded game

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS

SQUARE UP, HONKY

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mmmmmm don't wanna mess with this

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watchin cricket desu

Buddy Burger King is the best place to talk hockey and trade hockey

so are the shorks for real this time or is it just gonna be another disappointing meme season from the biggest meme team?

what part of /our year/ do you not understand

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youtu.be/D52cj5xrnOg

Buddy if you don't bring your resistance bands to Burger King and work out while eating a whopper, chicken fries, and onions rings well then buddy you're a fucking faggot that probably can't play hockey for SHIT

khawaja is gonna make a ton lads

???

>fake-ass Yea Forumsie fighting
SUCK A DICK, YOU SOFT

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t. doesn't know about pure strikes

>getting bloodied by Sheldon Souray
McCarty must've been baked out of his mind

youtu.be/Py7bomPGLEE
Darren McParty

Disappointed to see the redwing logo be tarnished by putting a marijuana leaf in the center of the wheel. I'm surprised Darren was alright with seeing the logo to put blood sweat and tears for look like that

did it ever occur to you the wings are red because they're bloodshot, FAGGOT

When I first watched the video I felt the same way but now I laugh at the utter absurdity. I found it trying to find videos of his shot because his shot was actually really really good

>he's good because he's playing with mcdavid
wow, high level, they get paid for this?

Sorry

>tfw you meme'd a shutout into existence

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Are you that homeless guy who posts from burger king

I damn near chocked laughing.

And no. I'm a loser who posts from home and sometimes my shitty job.

flames are shit anyway, they overperformed but now they're regressing to the mean

>only SHIT teams playing tonight

the best part is watching them turn on johnny manlet

night night lads

its 13:30, steve

First for Backes's brain

I've AWAKENED, but both hips hurt lol what do?

This smile doesn't clot! Jesse Puljujärvi, who visited the surgery, released a great video
08.03.2019 05:05

The rehabilitation of the Jesse Puljujärvi Lake , which has been in operation this week, is already in full operation.

It wasn't until the 20-year-old Finnish attacker ended in February when Edmonton Oilers placed Lake Puljujärvi on the list of injured. However, the cause was not an injury, but a structural defect found in the hip that hindered exercise and gaming.

After a little reflection, the only alternative was the surgery where a Finnish attacker went on Monday.

The operation was obviously excellent, as Puljujärvi released a self-made video on Thursday, where he was kneeling on a fitness bike.

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>However, the cause was not an injury, but a structural defect found in the hip that hindered exercise and gaming.
so they decided to correct it midseason after he lived with it for 20 years?
bull
shit

I think Finland owes us all an apology for their trash memeing about poopjarvi leading up to the draft. he's the biggest bust since Daigle

he looks tiny. like he has lost all his muscle mass since his rookie year

its not even 7am and burgers are out for blood

>having a sub-par year
>playing for the most depressing team in the league
>has to undergo surgery while he's young
>still stays positive as fuck
based, this place could learn a thing or two from him

This is why you don't have cups

retard, he will be the best player out of his draft year once this all is over

all that time spent riding the bench has taken its toll on the poor lad

I still can’t believe that cizikas almost has 20 goals on the year

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He can't even make the Oilers, he's worse than a jew

>Finnish players are elite

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Kill you're are self Ted

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Ted's dead, baby. Ted's dead.

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don't mind me lads, just shutting ouut the league leader for some odd reason

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>can't even tank right

>can’t even tank right
>can’t even win right

Yeah chief I’m thinking another first round exit

you bet your fucking ass it is
might meme over calgary in 7 if we're lucky, then let the shorks walk to the cf in 5 or 6

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>*grabs your stick from the bench*
Heh heh... nothin personnel, kid.

reeeeeeee give it back!!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM user TOOK MY STICK

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It's okay, he's actually from Minnesota. So anything that belongs to the Minnesota Wild is technically his.

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hmmm fair enough

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Been at my new job just over a month now and no one's offered me a liquor drink yet. In the office. They've bought me a few beers when we're out. Do I pull out a bottle at lunch? It's fucking payday Friday. Is drinking at work a thing of the past?

Bulju probably had that hip impingement thing. Jonathan Ericsson has it and never had the surgery and it's remained a chronic condition throughout his career, taking him out of the lineup periodically and hampering his play and training, and giving him pain and inflammation.

Good that Bulju is attempting to correct this.

Tampa Gay EXPOSED
Florida Pathetics are next
gonna make the entire state of Florida our bitch

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MN Tourney finals Edina vs Eden Prairie
calling it now

Shall be enjoying your next first round raping
Good luck rebuilding with another shit draft position and two albatross contracts, shit playoffs memetender fucking diddling llittle faggot

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ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

Snowbelt >>> Sunbelt >>>>>>>>>> Molestasoda

Yes I’m fucking mad. I even called it before the game that even though they’re trash the Wild always beat us.

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your "Canadian" team has Minnesotan players, apologize right now

Go Caps

On another note this was the most based character in Deadwood

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keep being an animeposting sunbelt faggot
no time to argue with you this weekend, too much hockey games going on gotta prepare

Stupid people are usually happy all the time.

I’ll be an animeposting sunbelter so long as it still nets easy (You)s and makes thin skinned autists like you seethe.
Thanks,

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>seething after an absolute HUMBLING
>I'm the one who is thin skinned

It’s not just one, pal. We get waxed by the Wild every year no matter how good we are. Last season Spurgeon injured Palat for a lengthy time, too.

Are you a time traveler from 1962?

Why aren't africans happy then? And why is Finland the happiest while having the highest iq in Europe?

oh look its THAT loser
yeah I remember you
still seething about that huh? ahahahahahahahahahahahaha look at this dood

Let’s circle back in June and see how cocky you’re feeling then, faggot.

got a pretty dank post cooked up for tonight lads

Are tampon gay fans slowly coming to the realization that running away with the regular season so early is nothing but a recipe for flaming out hilariously in the playoffs?

Not me. I believe in my team and don’t buy into /hoc/s biased seething.

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that would require them to have knowledge of hockey

Which seed statistically wins the Stanley Cup most often?

Friendly reminder Hockey is the most Weed friendly sport.

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>literal treason and theft only gets you 3 years in prison
Interesting. Now tell me again how “da librul dems judges” are biased against “le daddy god emperor” again? Fucking projectionist cucks.

The first seed had the highest chance is winning historically, despite "muh presidents trophy curse"

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Hello it is Finland here. I just woke up.

Thinkin bout bergeron

I would like to trade Finaldbdd for Latvia please thank you

Replace Ovi with Kucherov and Halak with a low seed goalie of your choosing.

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Gonna need at least one pick from the 2019 playoff bandwagon draft to sweeten the deal

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>posts one single instance from a couple years ago
>haha learn hockey knowledge sunbelt fuck!

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snowbelt BTFO

there are dinos in my oatmeal

What you lads drinking this fine afternoon?

For me, it might just be möfö.

just took a HUGE Florida

I never said anything about hockey knowledge or Sunbelt. I just care about you fren and want you to come to terms with >your team's future now so you don't kill yourself when they fail spectacularly.

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My fanbase has suffered more disappointment than any other team’s in these last 5 years imo. I’ll be fine. I will believe in my team to the final whistle.

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Why can't Norway and Denmark into hokkei??

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For me it's the CFL, CWHL, and Spengler

>gay, bi and transecksual

Lots of teams' fans have suffered more in that time. Get some perspective.

2gay

If only you knew how bad things really are.jpg

Suffered? Yes. Disappointment? I’m not sure many other teams had higher expectations combined with failure.

lol, you think you know about suffering?

Stop having delusions then

Simple as

>teams that have won a Cup talking about suffering

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To be fair, he probably wasn't a fan back then

guaranteed

sorry sweetie.

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For me, it’s Cody Lane’s “The Blue Room”

Shant stop believing in my team just for your feelings’ sake.

then shut the fuck up
you had your turn

What did Indiana Jones mean when he said I like Ike?

I want to FUCK a Finnish MILF

kino

a few days ago a friend posted a ticket for sale in group for $70, but then messaged me today directly asking if I was interested in buying them and how it came to $78 with fees.

what was meant by this

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SEETHING

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Way to miss the point dumb inbred fat ugly sunbelt FAGGOT

He didn't include fees on the OP?

based

Calm down bro the tendie sub is on sale
arepublixchickentendersubsonsale.com

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no

>let's tank even though we still are held down by a few shit contracts for a shot at decent draft pick which may not even pay off
Don't understand the tank meme. We give the younger players a bigger role and now we're winning and they're developing. I actually enjoy watching >us play now.

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can you produce some facts behind this?
how many 1st seeds won the cup pre-expansion, cause its likely skewing the number

everyone know that post cap era cups are all that really matter and in that time only 2 president trophy winners went on to claim lord stanley.
thats only a 15% success rate

>sharks beating the knights
when will this meme end

Thinking about taking a huge ottawa

D O N A T O

I think this is only 1985-2016 but it should help.
thoughtco.com/winning-the-presidents-trophy-2778736

tanking is for perpetual losers like edmonton and buffalo
a losing mindset and culture are hard to shake off from the players who lost night after night

that only shows the 1st seed winning 27% of the time and relies highly on precap era wins

BROONS GOING ON A DEEP RUN

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I’m not sure I agree that omitting pre-cap era cups is appropriate when we’re only talking about the Presidents Trophy.
Even accepting that fallacy, is there another seed#, even after 2004 that has won the Cup more than #1?

27% is still the highest percentage of all the seeding positions, pretty good odds 2bh

lol, not with Charlie Coyle
imagine trading Donato

He's dogshit but all he has to do is play a good defensive game as 3rd line center.
I like Donato, but >we needed that more than we needed him.

How do we fix this shit?

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Buy another goalie from the Caps

just make it to the 2nd round so the conditional 5th you gave us upgrades to a 4th ok?

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They need more than 2 players

And we're helping.

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relocate back to Quebec City

the 8th seed has a 8% chance of winning when considering post cap era cups
the 1st seed only has twice the odds over that during the same period

pretty shitty odds 2bh

>laffs
They'll be fine

is that 8th seed within their conference or 8th seed overall?

>tfw you may top division but know you will suck in playoffs

Feeling bored lads

15th seed overall - 2012 la kings

Get a job

get rid of all management top to bottom
gm is shit
scouts are shit
coaches are shit

I have one. I'm off today

>27% chance to win out against 15 other teams is bad odds

T. Mathlet

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>pre era cups matter
ok

falseflag as a columbus fan on hfboards

Get high then

>pre era
no era penal

>gm is shit
t. Ottawafag

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fine

basido and yinzpilled

>I’m going to say the n word2.png
where’s 1?

>sens season ticket renewals have begun
>prices have gone up
just nuke us

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This is it

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pre cap era cups are garbage for comparison on todays game

>$143 dollars for the cheapest seats in the arena

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just woke up

my gimmick

not like you could get them anyway, with the waiting list and all.
...your team DOES have a waiting list for season tickets, right user?

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My gimmick too retard

Good lad

>$30 for parking
>$15 + tip for each beer
>$60 for t-shirt, hat, and order of onion rings for wife's son

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waking up is hardly a gimmick

imagine tipping at a concession stand

I never seen anything like this before

Six beers in me belly, about to head off to a friend's place to play the new smash bros with two friends + computers. Bing bing!

>don't play again til tomorrow
GAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY

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Have fun

I haven't drank any alcohol after Christmas and sure ain't planning to drink any tonight. Alcohol is bad for you.

>playing smash
At least it's not Melee

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>Nintendo Switch

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I drink soda instead

>tfw all my friends wanna play is Smash
I always bring my Switch to our hangout in hopes they wanna try a different game but it never happens

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I agree, I switched 90% of my consumption to dudeweed a few months ago

>all these tourneyfags ITT

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I'd rather be an alcoholic than a fat diabetic desu

>implying that's an improvement

What else is there to even play? Rehashed Mario kart and a bunch of really shitty party games. You can force them to play quiplash I guess.

Why not be both?

>vidya discussion
absolutely_bing bing wahoooo.jpg

Thx, i try.

Occasional mario kart would be a blast as well, but what else is there on switch?

Been playing smash with samus since the original, these guys are rookies. I will smash.

>tfw don't really even enjoy vidya anymore but still play because got nothing else to do

Anyone else know this feel?

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Health-wise, absolutely.

just had some kraft dinner lads

I know it. I only play to forget my crippling anxiety and loneliness.

>muh dick
Play Resident Evil 2 Remake. I can't remember the last time I enjoyed a game as much as I have that one.

$13 for ticket at the cheering section
$2 for parking
$6 for alcohol (no tip because taxes are included in the price)
$70 for a jersey

nah, I quit playing games 3 years ago

waste of time

FUCK OFF

Can't wait for eventual RE3 remake, i had nightmares about nemesis for years.

also has the best safe room theme
youtube.com/watch?v=nblPAN7DaVQ

Don't talk to me or my Finn ever again

Laffs

Do you always talk like that to the mentally retarded?

Wanna discuss hockey with me?

Teach me how to hokkei

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People really underestimate the indies you can find on the system. Some co-op ones I like are Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime, Overcooked, and Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes. I do agree though that the Switch is going through a bit of a drought

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Ryan O'Reilly in contention for the Hart, yay or nay?

Yep. Last game I actually enjoyed was Yakuza 0 and I haven't bought a full priced game in years.

If you teach my how to heroin

>seattle
Your stereotypes are out of date. That was the 1990s.

We're all about serial killers now.

And meth and other opioids

Uuuh

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Hello is this the thread for threepeat discussion

he's having a great season, but i think there are more flashy/straightforward choices for the hart. he has a better chance at the selke.

No this is nu/hoc/
We only discuss non hockey topics

Can’t say this pleases me

Give me one good reason why Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisiana shouldn't get NHL teams.

I think all of those states deserve teams and it would grow hockey a lot

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>this delusion

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It's gonna be kucherov isn't it?

rural Washington State, but I appreciate your dedication to hatin'.

Xheattle Dickgirls

Bro you're not fooling anyone, there's still plenty of hard drug use in the Seattle area.

its a bit of a slump but I'm not worried
I would never turn on Johnny

Feet
Ass
Tits

>this ignorance

Seattle Jeremy's

>feet

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Looks like we are going to need someone to stop the Vegas Golden Knights again.
Can the caps get out of the second round this year?

>this retardation

DUDE

WEED

The fuck, this is not what I posted. Don't even have this.

CIRRHOSIS

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By the time i have a pisstest for drugs i've gone 25 days without smoking weed, that i smoked 1,5-2 grams over 4 days. Surely i pass? I'm skinny and was clean a month at least before that.

>he thinks I'm defending alcoholism because I'm making fun of stoners who think getting baked is healthy

imagine having to worry if you will pass a drug test

>play three games
>off for three days straight
>play one game
>off for two days straight
>play three games
>off for two days straight
>play four games
>off for three days straight
What the fuck kind of schedule is this Gary?

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the jets are embarrassing

your embarrassing

Post the 12th oldest image in your /hoc/ folder

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worked all night (11pm to 7am)
its noon in 8 minutes
game is at 6
should I take a nap or just say fuck it and stay up

>your

my embarrassing

not sure how it is in binland but it seems like employers in the US are looking for other shit and dont really care about weed showing up in drug screenings, harder stuff is more of a concern with the opiod epidemic

The conversation was about which is healthier thanks for admitting I was right, idiot.

> NHL game immediately after like 14 high school games
Put your money on the sharks lads. They're used to playing on shitty ice

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MARKHAM THUNDER vs. LES CANADIENNES DE MONTREAL

Game #1: Friday, March 8 – 7:30 PM EST @ Place Bell (Community rink)
Game #2: Saturday, March 9 – 6:00 PM EST @ Complexe Bell
*Game #3: Sunday, March 10 – 1:30 PM EST @ Complexe Bell (*If necessary)
TORONTO FURIES Vs. CALGARY INFERNO

Game #1: Friday, March 8 – 8:00 PM MST @ Winsport A
Game #2: Sat March 9 – 6:45 PM MST @ Winsport A
Game #3: Sun march 10 – 12:00 PM MST @ Winsport A

>healthy
>er

The guy from Airwolf died

F

Southerner here, I'll bite

>Arkansas
too poor
>Mississippi
too poor
>Alabama
too poor, only cares about college football
>Lousiana
decent sports fans, could actually work

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you're autism is showing

TOP KEK
I was watching that game, Blaine vs White Bear Lake
I heard that and knew he dun goof'd

just fapped twice in a row lads
my contribution to international women's day

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for me its the Minnesota Whitecaps

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She learned a new word today too! Good work

Yeah but aren't southerners getting into hockey because of Nashville's recent success? The sports radio shows in Nashville get calls from Alabama/South Carolina with people wanting to talk about 3rd line defenders and shit like that, they are growing the sport for sure
Maybe if the south had a competitive (read: not meme) d1 team things might turn around
I still want a North v South conference realignment

Who /lynx/ here

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yeah but not meth.

i mean okay, meth, but everyone uses meth, there's poor people all over the world.

who /hockey/ here

Anyone into advanced stats here

twitter.com/eswany33/status/1103809264915808257

>before all the White Bear fans get out the lynching ropes

It took Nashville years to get a good following, and it was on the brink of sale on atleast one occasion. Nashville also had the benefit of a lot of Northern transplants from the General Motors plant in Springhill. A lot of early Preds fans were affectionately known as "Predwings" because they'd wear Preds colors to every game except versus Detroit.

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Theres one in my neighborhood, lad. I live near a state park in the mountains and all the predators are coming down because theres to much snow up top and all the animal herds like deer are coming down into the valleys too

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Say fuck it and stay up, but skip watching the game

yes my favorite is CF60%Rel

Sweet, are you the Utahfag?

He cute

im more interested in extreme stats like megacorsi

Pids for me. Pucks in deep.

yeah, idk if utah is snowbelt. We get hundreds of inches of snow annually that lasts sometimes into may but we're also a desert where it gets up to 110 in june

I'd say the Wasatch and Uintas are definitely snow belt, rest is sun.

Your leaf is showing

Holy fuck Sam you are dumb as FUCK

>NWHL
cringe

>stealing Vancouver's name
Holy cringe Batman!

Did you know that Minnesota calls themselves the "State Of Hockey"? hahahaha hahahaha

But here's the best part, the so-called "State Of Hockey" hasn't won a single (SINGLE) Stanley Cup

NOT EVEN 1
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA AHAAAHAAAA HAAAAHA HAAAH HAHAAHAA AA AAHAH AHAAAAAAHH AAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

whats sad is these rural farming communities in the mountains here would be ripe for good ol farm boy talent, its plenty cold for an outdoor rink. only a few schools in the state have legit hockey programs

no your dumb as fuck

Same here in Montana m8, I think it's just too expensive for most families desu

The absolute STATE of hockey

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>a state’s worth is judged by how many cups canadians have won for them

pic related is why they are considered the state of the hockey

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imagine not knowing that nevada is the state of hockey

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>NY, NJ, and CT

Based NY tristate

based and redpilled

Canada is the 51st state so therefor we are the state of hockey

Americans who are not in the top 5 of this list are banned from /hoc/

yeah but all those players are shit
the best american players come from other states like massachusets, new york, and michigan

yeah but how many cups does the state of hockey have? oh that's right, NONE

um excuse me

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I thought Minnesota was the 11th province of Canada

this is the most autistic fucking thing i've ever seen

Finland is the state of hockey

We thought about adding them to confederation, but it was decided we will have Nunavut.

unlike the Canucks the Whitecaps shall be winning a championship

annex us and get us away from all these cantskate sunbelt faggots

Finland is a state of mind

i'd vote for that
minnesota is more canadian than quebec ever will be

I want to live in the canadian arctic but when I asked my wife she was having nunavut.

>be minnesotan
>be pedophile
grim

They truly were and still are lower Canada in terms of quality.

t. sunbelter

lmao

Minnesota is cool I was just kidding about the no cups thing

they would've won in the 90s if the North Stars didn't move to Dallas. Mike Modano's cup with the Stars should've been a cup for Minnesota

Lol no. They are just as crap. At least they do not have an autistic network.

Based

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i actually want to visit minnesota to visit paisley park, the home to the GOAT artist prince.

Why does Minnesota cause so much butthurt? Is it from jealousy?

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I never think about Minnesota until someone from there demands that I do.

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Minnesota High School hockey tournament

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Is the all hair hockey team video coming soon???? Fuck ya!!!

go away chubs you autistic faggot

>it's no longer after dark
Pathetic.

We are literally killing you off with our tariffs and laws. Soon we wont allow you to use gas powered vehicles

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>we

In the name of International Womens Day, who is your favorite female hockey player?
For me it's Marie-Philip Poulin

FUCK
OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Nevada is the silver state
The stanley cup is silver
Coincidence? I think not

BASED

>International Womens Day
Cringe

cindy crosby

they hate us cuz they anus

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Gonna cook up some kraft dinner for lunch, you guys want any

>there is only 1 Minnesotan in /hoc/
we run this shit

in honour of womens day im gonna go on a 10 hour porn marathon

Haha didn't expect that one. Well played good sir lol

thinkin about rooting for Edina since I have no dog in this fight and to be contrarian

>go over to friends house for lunch
>his mom is making kraft dinner
>get excited
>friend proceeds to lather ketchup all over the KD
>stop being friends and ignore him on the playground

who is /our team/, east grand forks or st cloud lads?

Nah he’s right it was me

>there is hockey happening with future NHLers right now but /hoc/ doesn't want to watch because they seethingly hate Minnesota

stay sunbelt

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EGF for the kino jerseys

Minnesota kids look so white.

14 minutes of Filip for hoc
youtube.com/watch?v=83V6Xc8jfKU

false flag

>implying that's a bad thing
we have the superior Nord ancestry

youtube.com/watch?v=2ihtoEpbhIs

I'm gonna go with EGF
St. Cloud lookin like Sweden out there

t. Moronton

Beyond gay

>muh heritage
Absolute cringe

this is class A, btw, the small schools
class AA (big schools) semifinals is at 6pm and 8pm

imagine not being proud of your heritage because you're a mutt

wew just checked the nhl schedule for today lads
literally only shit teams playing, no meme

what have you lads won on roll up the rim?

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>big schools

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I've got a plan for any team to win the Stanley Cup. Sun Tzu says in his ancient treatise "The Art Of War" that anybody who is fighting for their life will fight 10 times harder.

So it's simple. The GM of the team must be willing to execute the team if they do no win a Stanley Cup. That will give the team the motivation to win at all costs.

This theory should be tested in the AHL first and then implemented in the NHL after a proof of concept is determined.

your team is shit too buddy, nobody gives a half fuck about your team

RENT FREE

not familiar with this game, but it looks cool

I'm just rooting for Greenway
Someone finally knocked out Hermantown and made all those rich parents cry

do it.
based Prince

>winnin*ggers literally always mad

>please buy our shitty coffee meme marketing

>being proud about something over which you have no control
Yikes and retardpilled

>tfw there are hokkei gaems tonight but your team is not playing

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mutt confirmed

That's why we are watching the CWHL playoffs

digits and aho gets btfo by linay

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>supporting an anti Canadian Brazilian owned chain of coffee

I'll probably watch Jests/Relocanes, but yeah
>shit games tonight

shant
until NWHL and CWHL merge

"oooh look at our fancy haircuts"
pathetic. NHL put this on their youtube channel only to appeal to women. super gay

based, when do the games start

What was that fucking bar we tried going to for a /hoc/ meetup?

That's the opposite of what that phrase means, friend.

There are many teams in the NHL with 40+ year cup droughts so realistically speaking there should be a few teams around that will not win the cup for the next 40 years. Which teams do you lads reckon will be in that bunch?

Toronto

I thought there were plans of a meetup at some playground in winnipeg

t. goblina

>rolls Aho's number instead
The chad 2nd round franchise player is about to show the virgin 1st round bust how it's done.

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WITHOUT PAYMENT

When was the last time NPC Arena was that full? 2006?

finland can i bum a cigarette

When Jussi Jokinen scored gwg on Brodeur in the playoffs.

>MARKHAM THUNDER vs. LES CANADIENNES DE MONTREAL

Game #1: Friday, March 8 – 7:30 PM EST @ Place Bell (Community rink)
Game #2: Saturday, March 9 – 6:00 PM EST @ Complexe Bell
*Game #3: Sunday, March 10 – 1:30 PM EST @ Complexe Bell (*If necessary)

>TORONTO FURIES Vs. CALGARY INFERNO

Game #1: Friday, March 8 – 8:00 PM MST @ Winsport A
Game #2: Sat March 9 – 6:45 PM MST @ Winsport A
Game #3: Sun march 10 – 12:00 PM MST @ Winsport A

the only /hoc/ people I would go to a bar with is Danebro, Duluthbro, AussieWildFanbro, and CanadianWhoDefendsMinnesotaWithStatisticsAndFactsbro

Hartford

So are the jest going to get their shit together and beat those bunch of jerks tonight?

yea ez win

I want Les Canadiennes to play the Whitecaps
merger when?

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Jerks win confirmed

are you manne or just acting like a manne?

Sebastian is the name of a shrimp

and if your last name is only 3 letters long, it means your ancestors were stupid and couldn't spell very good so they had to pick a very simple last name that was easy to remember

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NWHL commissioner is an asshole and won't merge, Cassie called her out on Tim & Sid

oh yeah, and that one Swede with the North Stars hat
but that's not you, fuck Detoilet

>Prince
>GOAT
Neck yourself fag

he's a crab dummy

>Meeting up at a playground in the middle of the night in one of the most violent cities in Canada
>Not just bar somewhere to watch the game
Do you know how dark and poorly lit playgrounds are in this city? I've seen 2 people get stabbed and been bear maced twice while drinking at playgrounds in winnipeg as a teenager

an equally stupid and useless creature

t. shaunizqua (da z be silent)

me? i'm white trash

not surprised the Canadian defends the Canadian league on the Canadian TV show
merge is inevitable it's just a question of when

Yeah no shit. Why don't you ask Sam, he wanted to do it

you don't even know what a crab is, but please do tell me more about anthropology.

in other news, this post is in Swedish and 9/11 was an inside job.

Nice digits

rude and uncalled for

No, you don't seem to get it.
The phrase would only apply if said that they were always thinking of you. If they're never thinking of you, then there's no occupant in the person's head who is getting away with not paying rent.

you're spending all this time trying to explain how Minnesota isn't in your head and the whole time Minnesota is in your head

imagine being able to pick any NHL team but picked the wrong one

we don't even go to the park where i live because it's just accepted you'd probably get stabbed by chugs

Whether or not someone could follow along with a conversation and grasp simple concepts was in my head.

>imagine being able to pick any NHL team but picked the wrong one

daytime /hoc/ is truly the worst time

it's beyond free now, now you owe us rent money

>always been my dad's favorite team
>Michigan is where the part of my family that emigrated ended up
>implying I had a choice
I'm very glad it happened to be Detroit though

Yeah, it's getting pretty grim in here.

/hoc/ is always bad

sportsnet.ca/shows/tim-and-sid-show/cassie-campbell-pascall-not-surprised-kendall-coynes-speed/

>there is one league standing in the way
>that league knows who they are

ABSOLUTELY SEETHING
maybe a merger isn't as close as I thought if the Canadians can't accept any responsibility for the split

ONLY SHIT GAMES today

>let's just get it done
>while blaming the American league for everything
yikes

Montreal vs Markham
Calgary vs Toronto

ok fine you can come, Danebro is a Leafs fan anyway

we /mahtomedi/?

sure

thanks but no thanks, you obviously don't want me there, i don't want to ruin your night out

>booty blast the jests
>snipe the bloos
>slap flim flams at home
>trashville can only get 2 SO wins with refpuck and gimmicks
>shut out tampon gay at home
Yeah I'm thinking it's the Wild's year

nothin personnel
tbqh still mad about Witkowski trying to end Parise's career last season

i'm coming too lad

Turboshit games

BASED
although I think the dynasty will begin in 2 seasons when Kaprizov comes over from the KHL

Can you imagine if the Wild actually turned this mediocre, worrying, failed tank of a season into a meme Cup run?
I don't think I could even be mad at that point.

no problem, we good
i can't blame you for that feeling

who wants to play kiekko.tk?
can we get 6 for 3v3

And another exit in playoffs cos your gay

that would be the most Minnesotan way to win a Cup
>mediocre/shit most of the year
>western conference is all shit this year
>make a few trades at the deadline
>sneak into the playoff in a wildcard spot
>meme into a deep run and win

as opposed to dominating the regular season and having all the star players and all the hype

need video or it didn't happen

yeah i remember when they made it to the finals against the ducks it was the most boring playoffs in decades

>make a few trades at the deadline
You forgot the part where everyone was convinced that Minnesota got fleeced right after the trades happened.

it was a good fight at least
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Cyberpunk Finland

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see:

>kiekko.tk
is it 2005 again?

Vantaa?

i wish

>Boston got ABSOLUTELY SWINDLED on the Donato/Coyle trade

>the Fiala/Granlund trade is a very fair trade even though people were shitting on it being a 1 for 1 trade

>the Rask/Niederreiter trade is still up in the air because Rask has been injured and poorly conditioned all season and we won't know what he can really do until next season

Yeah. that was a good one. Some serious haymakers from both guys

that just looks like some snow

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yikes. the south looks like shit

beautiful in full winter and in summer though.

Wild seemed stagnant. They may have needed a move or two to shake the room up.

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>full winter
>south
doubt

im moving there in a month though, I want to kill myself

But the biggest problem (Suter) is still here.

My farts smell like im going to be sick tomorrow

>another bönde moves here
pls no we are full

REDPILLED!!!
Parise should be captain, and actually earns his pay, but Suter is locker room fucking terminal cancer

Paul Fenton said he's "not done yet"
more moves coming in the offseason

"redpilled on the Suter locker room menace" Finn is also invited to the bar with us

im going to be speaking with my thick Oulu dialect and there is nothing you can do about it

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Nice pic

shes right though, its the NWHL that's holding everything up

Why is it real finnish hours

For me it's the snowbelt and sunbelt getting along and enjoying hockey together

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>the swede has a boner

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>finns like to sit in a hot room with their friends naked for fun and get sweaty

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>not paying your players
>surprised when some break off into a rival league that actually pays the players
>scramble to try to pay your players in an attempt to damage control
>expand 2 teams in fucking China, who then later combine into 1 team because nobody cares about ice hockey in China much less the niche of women's hockey and the only reason they are there is because the Chinese government doesn't want to be totally embarrassed in the Beijing Winter Olympics but will be embarrassed anyway
>blame it all on the Americans on Sportsnet
>Canadians eat it up because of inferiority complex

Is this what the saunas are actually like

Unironically want to go travel around Finland but I'm too poor to travel in 1st world Euro countries. Got to check out Helsinki for a day and the landscape looks pretty similar to Minnesota.

/hoc/ meetup when?

Huomenta

>/hoc/ meetup when?
when we have a properly vetted guest list to filter out all the riffraff

youtube.com/watch?v=LpMLgoDwd1c

The Chinese team sells out their games plus you have big name American players like Knight, Decker, and Bellamy jumping ship to the CWHL.

I just scanned over the advanced stats, and Suter isn't a dumpster fire. Why the hate?

We can have a sunbelt meetup at my parent's cabin in Gatlinburg

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Greenway vs Mahtomedi class A semifinals

Sorry m8 you're out

just go on google maps and walk the streets

plus you have Kendall Coyne-Schofield beating NHL players in skating speed while playing for the NWHL

it's not about his play, he's a good defenseman no doubt.
but he is a shit leader and should not wear the A, plus he has too much pull with management, and it's hurting the team

>The Chinese team sells out their games
Does it really count if there's so many of them over there?

no u
shant

Plus you have Brianna Decker beating NHL players in passing ability while playing for the CWHL

So this is the mindset of the Finnish neet

The /hoc/ meetup is in Finland this was established months ago

plus you have the NHL refusing to pay her, her rightful $25k, and CCM has to pick up the slack.

bottom line, there won't be a merger until the NHL gets serious and stops just using women's hockey stars for publicity at the All-Star game. the ladies in both leagues should boycott all ASG's until the NHL does something concrete to help.

NWHL pays salary but it's still not very much money. League minimum is $10,000 per season. You get paid more working at McDonalds than you do playing in the NWHL.
Amanda Kessel's salary is only $26,000 and she's one of the biggest names in the NWHL

CWHL used to pay bonuses and incentives, but now they pay salary also. It's still not very much money.

If the players really cared about making money then the leagues should merge and affiliate themselves with the NHL. That would grow the league a lot faster and make more money for everybody.

The CWHL is trying to merge the leagues and grow the sport but the NWHL is being retarded and you are here talking about an inferiority complex when the NWHL is objectively the inferior league.

If USA hadn't won a cup in 25 years they would call it Canada

Got an excellent edition ready for the next thread, boys.

>trying to merge leagues
>but it's all the other league's fault
>please help us Uncle Bettman, show those Americans they are wrong

dear diary
today I actually talked about hockey in /hoc/

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Bulju?

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

The CWHL is actively trying to grow the sport and the NWHL has a chip on it's shoulder and making everything slower than it has to be. This is fact. Don't be mad that people are taking notice that the NWHL is the reason the leagues haven't merged yet when it's the truth

>nwhl
>cwhl
I'm not watching until they find a safe way for them to play topless.

...

Greenway vs Mahtomedi is basically Hartford Whalers vs Nashville Predators

No one post in the next thread until I approve it
t. /hoc/ approvist

Excellent, thank you.

Generational shit

stop existing nigger

This game is pretty kino

Good morning /hoc/