/hoc/

This Bruins team is legit lads holy Christ

Now show how many Stanley Cups before child protective services kicks your door down

shork-shork

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what is that blue dot? the shit team?

The NHL of tomorrow, today

It's a cry for help

Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna know how I know you're a bunch of sunbelter nigger faggots?

Don't @ me or I fucking kill you cocksuckers

Foligno is becoming one of my favorite players. His shit tonight has been hilarious

HAHA IT'S TIME FOR >shorks HOCKEY!

GIVE THE GUPPIES ALL OF YOUR ETERNAL STRENGTH LADS!

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@ed

Faggot

DAE think carolyn cameron is really damn qt?

Finland > Sweden

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you mean plainjane? shes meh.

What team would the NHL recommend for me?

if last digit is even we get wall niemi tonight
odd, we get sieve niemi

Leafs because NHL is fucked in the head

Stop making your faggy brackets you fucking LOSER

Anaheim

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Jesus that neck
She's alright

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your panthers were playing earlier fernando

Dubs do confirm
No

Yes. Second to Cassie though.

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>Tampa
LMAO HAHAHAHAHA

Anime and Finn loving is pure faggotry.

kys

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finish the sentence:

the philadelphia flyers are _____________

Irrelevant

Why do I have to be a fan of the Florida Panthers?

because reasons
tell me the reasons

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>go all in at the deadline
>miss the playoffs
What is Columbus' end game?

gritty

a shit team, shit fans, shit franchise.

What are you eating tonight?

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pretty good desu

Holy shit what an obsessed faggot leave the fucking kid alone

AHL relegation so they finally have a chance at a Cup

kek

because you wanted a team from a city where the mls team was more popular than the nhl team

I bet you order used cups online so you can smell dick sweat you FAGGOT

Because the fanbase are made up entirely of mutts, so you should feel at home
I already posted it in the last thread

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SHARKS

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Why would the Anaheim Ducks be my ideal team in the NHL?

Fuck You Columbus will win a cup

Absolutely pathetic.

That's 8 in a fucking row they've won against us. Eight

I don't know how well this is going to go over but I say fire Torts right now. Get his ass out of here and see if we can find someone who can get something out of these players in the last 16 games. Listen, I love Torts as a man and I feel bad saying this but what in the fuck has he even done for us? We blew a 2 game to none lead going home last year in the playoffs, our PP is fucking atrocious and has been for years, who the fuck is even making good progress on this team? Werenski is a shell of his rookie self, no one is developing. Not even Seth, really. It’s clear as fucking day… As if 30% of the NHLers in that poll the other week saying they least want to play for Torts. Maybe now you’re seeing why.

We have one of the most talented rosters on paper in the entire fucking league. After this year we’re going to lose some of our best players. It’s time to shake shit up and see what the fuck happens. At this point… why the fuck not?

Found the Cucklumbus fan

“That Vorácek is great. He can give a check, he can take a check...hell, he is a Czech”

as per the prophecy

HERTL THE LAD

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS

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30 g's babayyyyyyy

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Get the fuck off my fucking board.

Leaf, you forgot that Inter Miami CF, start playing in the MLS until next year

Ted OUT

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they are already more popular than the panthers.

SCAAAAAARRRR
oooffff

GET ALL THIS FUCKING ANIME OFF MY CHAT ROOM

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Toku is the true /hoc/ non-hockey pastime

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>finnish goaltending

ALWAYS GOAL TENDER INTERFERENCE!!!

YOURS IS NO DISGRACE

NEMO IS LEAKING LADS

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
SCORENSON

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORENSEN!!

Whos the worst at English in the NHL?

For me, it's this nibber.

I can't understand a word he's saying.

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BEST SWEDE

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

>Niemi
OH NONONONO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
FINNISH GOALTENDING

in all seriousness it kills me to watch the shell of nemo play such bad hockey

Fuck everything

based scorenson

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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So I dropped acid one day after I said fuck it I took 3 tabs and I can remember clearly that my friend came over and I couldn’t even see his face and when I looked at the trees on my porch It literally turned to day

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DUDE LMAO

shit, but have a funny mascot.

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>play Price against the depleted team
>play Niemi against a contender
CLAUDE

lets go blues

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Guys there is still 3 hours of hockey tonight

DUDE THAT'S SO TRIPPY MAN WOW!

H-hockey?

why is the fourth line playing so many minutes clode

>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

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This team is absolutely lost. Torts has lost the locker room. the team has absolutely no chemistry (who woulda thought?! ha ha).

3 goals in regulation over their last 4 games.

currently out of a playoff spot and slipping in the standings game by game. also have the 8th hardest remaining schedule according to NHL.com.

deadline acquisition stats:

Duchene: 1 goal, 2 assists, -3 in 8 games.
Dzingel: 0 goals, 2 assists in 6 games.
McQuaid: healthy scratched twice, -5 in 4 games.

-------------

Anthony Duclair has more points than Duchene AND Dzingel since being traded. comical.

being a die-hard fan (and season ticket holder) for the Jackets is so so frustrating. so much promise, yet absolutely no results. embarassing that we're still looking for our first playoff series win. ho hum. /rant.

Good Evening,

This is your daily reminder that the leafs are a team of losers and cucks

That is all

>Doobie doobie doooooo

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PING

GALLY POST
FUCK FUCK FUCK

that was a goal

based

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OH SHIT MY HEART

>giving Niemi more than 500 minutes a season
OH NO NO

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but

as it is possible that a team that has been playing for years in the NHL, is much less popular than an MLS Team that will start playing until 2020.

explain that?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inter_Miami_CF

Latvia are you having a heart attacc?

heed is fucking killing me lads

And to top it all off, Panarin and Bobrovsky are likely going to walk this summer. I mean, you're not as bad as Ottawa, but dear god, I feel sorry for you.

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The team is dogshit and is in an area that couldn't give less of a shit about hockey

Jesus Christ guys, I think bob is turning into antti niemi, purposely playing like shut to get out of dullass and then he’s going to go play shit else where and never get a contract

yes. thats how irrelevant the panthers are.

He just says HUH HUH WHAT WHAT YEAH YEAHUHUH WHAT WHAT YEAH HUH total fucking IDIOT

THAT'S A BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT
ARDDURI :DDDDDDD

going to be a goalfest lads

Good defense guys
No one watch the fucking slot

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I have it every time when Jones is between the bars, FUCK

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wow the flames suck now lol

Jackets core is great, korpi needs more minutes
Elvis is coming, foudy will make team out of training camp as will texier, the team will gel very well and they will start winning again
But that team can’t win in the playoffs

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When is this team of morons gonna hurry up and fucking contract

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>bob
>dullass
what the fuck are you talking about

I was comparing bob to Niemi and said that bob is playing out of Columbus like Niemi did to Dallas

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Never liked the faggy .gif poster, desu lads

more like calgary LAMES

no no no, blame jones. it's always jones

based

NICE WRISTER HERE

little shit

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ah yea. i don't think niemi was intentionally playing badly, just >finnish goaltending

Calm down, m8 it's only Florida. T. Bruins fan.

>so much O time
how did we get so lucky, lads? -_-

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Why are there no Spain born hockey players

>thinking it crossed the line in 2004
kek

I do not see much sense that a team that will start playing until next year, either much more popular than a team that has been playing since the 1990s

divegrass?

too busy being unemployed

wait, is it a leaf tuxedo ? top lel

Tfw >we get a rematch this year and tampa wins it on a just as controversial OT goal in game 7

cuz they like balls

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I'll shove that stick up your ass

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bill guerin, scott gomez
raffi tores... some one else, help me out

i TOLERATE greece now after AA absolutely bootyblasted lundpads tonight

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Let me make it simpler for you
MIAMI BROWN
BROWN NO LIKE HOCKEY
HOCKEY ARENA EMPTY NOW
BROWN LIKE DIVEGRASS
THUS MIAMI LIKE DIVEGRASS

werent they a portunigger colony for a while?

Al Montoya

Imagine being a fag French “hockey master” who likes to suck big cocks all day

The only thing that crossed the line was this
youtu.be/knAqM2Gsfi4

>Bottomed out, but she still tankin'

dude i love slapshot

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Wild going to be chqmpio9

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Raphael Diaz

al "coholic" montoya

Mmmmmm chilli cheese corn chips
*drools*

*dolphin noises*

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You should try chilli cheese onion rings

Al “didn’t beat her with my dick” Montoya

isn't he Swiss?

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Sonia is kind of a qt.

Worst posters on /hoc/
>le shocked face man
>le sealab
>anime
>kippers
>any other trip
Based posters on /hoc/
>best ice poster
>ted
>question asker
>hockey discussion
>rags

True, Spanish ancestry though.

youtube.com/watch?v=2ihtoEpbhIs

wait, i'm shocked that you don't like the shocked man

Add >people who make pointless lists to worst posters

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question asker is as much of faggot as tripfags

Just coughed up a bit of blood

blink.gif

That list was not pointless
I’m fucking tired of these casuals only being on hoc when there are games on
Only based posters post all the time

TOO MUCH MANY MEN

heh, more like the vancouver brainletcucks.

oh well you sure showed them didn’t you?

2012 was a long time ago. When can I get a stiffy?

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>Buffalel

I have big bulju benis

his name is Drew Scanlon, and he has a lawsuit filed against me
>awful bastard, that blinking white guy

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>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 28.0%
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 21.7%
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 6.6%
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 6.0%
Scotiabank Saddledome (Calgary) - 6.0%

>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8%
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7%
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7%
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6%
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%

>Audio:
vocaroo.com/i/s1p3ueVKSNYE

bet you're not even an rph regular

bracketnon is fine, don't nickel and dime his effort

>a casual calling others casuals
prove you aren't a casual!
what's icing?

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what i do to ur moms tits lad

When the puck is thrown down the ice from behind the redline, it leaves players to come in and charge a player in the boards and injure them
Icing is a rule to prevent injury

a sugary mixture used to decorate cakes

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i put this on top of my cake

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you put semen on your cakes?

Gary cut the stream?

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>giordano pinches tkachuks cheeks
lel

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>Stream needs here.
nhl66.ir/

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THERE HE IS! HAHA LOOK HOW SURPRISED HE IS! HAHAHA

I love pook

can someone gif this? i'm too retarded

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based yotes. im a yote fan now

Darcy Kuemper > Mike Shit

I had a based gif but I’m banned

>Buttman sees Coyotes beat Flames
>will not allow them to play them in the first round

thinking about playing the online hoc game lads

Has anyone else tried getting this look down themselves? Its:
>close your eyes
>raise your eyebrows
>short but definite head turn
>then start blinking

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Wtf I love the Yotes now

that's harsh, son...

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Oh, thanks lad. For some reason none of nhlstreams link worked :/

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How hasn't the Blinking Faggot gotten banned for avatarfagging yet?

for me, it's watching the game on mute while listening to cassettes on my walkman

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i camp in the desert a few times a year and always hear packs of coyotes late in the night howling and doing their things and they seem pretty based so for that reason, they're my WC lock

thoughts on morbidly obese goalies?

while using your typewriter to shitpost?

Just passing through to remind you that
THREEPEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>yotes sneak in
>knocks out flimes in round one
>knocks out shorks in round 2
>knocks out jest in round 3
>knocks out bolts in SCF

how butt blasted would /hoc/ be?

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>

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I wanted to post my cock tonight

Top shelf clapper

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Imagine the Yotes sweeping the Jest, that would be the most based series of all time.

Yikes
How about jackets do all that and you’ve got a deal

Carrier pigeon, actually. He's flying to your house right now

>the greatest story line of all time
considering how /hoc/ took the vegas scf appearance i'd say very.

I would LOVE to shitpost using typewriter

Would be more impressed than anything, desu

>teds
>ever winning a playoff series
lel good one

HATE my fucking job lads. at least i could stare at the bartenders ass

Who's the question asker?

Fuck you cunt

The yotes beating the jest in the playoffs is just poetry.

Why do you want to know??

t. dishwasher

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Was at the game, started a Ted from Akron chant

Just any poster that asks about something hockey related and serious
/hoc/ is the only general which contains an unstoppable cock poster

why are you asking?

CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA
CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA
CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA
BING!
CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA
CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA
CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA CHKA
BING!

ah, shit... fuck, I fucked it up, sorry...

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>not covering weber on the pp

this is.... this is it..

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>pongs fans
>lurking on /hoc/
Eughh that’s disgusting to think about yinzers looking at my cock and wanting to suck it

SCORENSON AGAIN

post your cock already, ted

SCORENSON NUMBER 2

Say that to my face not on your typewriter see what happens

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORENSEN LADS

Goddamn Niemi is trash

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
SCORENSON
>HASB
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF >FINNISH GOALTENDING

HOW CAN ONE SWEDE BE SO FUCKING BASED LADS

why don't the habs employ goaltenders?

jumbo still got it

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What?

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S H O R K S
H
O
R
K
S

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THORNTON AND SORENSEN THE GREATEST DUO IN HOCKEY

Big fucking deal. We have the worst PP on the league

I already fucking told you I can’t post

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fuck you niemi and fuck this i'm going to sleep and i'm going to silently seethe myself to sleep

I’ve seen five (5) Stan Lee Cup triumphs and have witnessed multiple generational talents play this game; everyone else on /hoc/ should form a line to individually sniff my nuts

>flimflams in shambles
were they just overperforming until now?

Price costs us 10 million USD

Holy fuck, Niemi’s meme magic is totally gone now. Call up McNiven or Lindgren now and take that skinlander out behind the barn.

Well, I think you're gay lol

>the state of niemi

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donskoi is out of the line up when kane is back

I remember typing MK3 fatalities on that shit from my friend's gaming magazine back in the days

Latvia....had a hard life....

Show off your hockey stuff /hoc/

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gotta jumbo signed puck next to me. shant be posting it

>the buffalo u will bs

Here's mine

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you know this is just the weekly >shorks uprising, they'll be shit and they're gone in the first round

somebody will heem this Sorensen manlet soon enough

kek based

>91331632
>casual stats

Do you like the Coyotes

>uprising

They're getting manhandled if not for Niemi being a dumpster fire of a goalie

imagine having the >shorks part of your life

not worried yet

Well, nobody I knew had printer back then. My grandma had working typewriter at her job, so I asked to use it lol.

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Meh they're not stepping up, also turns our PP came as a result of Shaw high sticking Domi so the 3rd goal was karma/hockey Gods punishment

Post your scared status though

>the weekly sharks uprising
is it really an uprising if it happens weekly?

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meme goal, meme game

JONES LEAKY

go wild. :/ the fuck was tampa doing. missed most of the game due to work, was 1-0. for the 10 mins i got to watch.

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What he's thinking about, lads?

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SJ will literally be 1 point behind them with a game in hand while they are busy getting shut out by the memest team in the west
they are straight fucked

Now we can blame Jones

ET LE BUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT

pavelski's fault for having a memey white stick desu

sudoku

At least we're forcing those juicy neutral zone turnovers.

His next D&D campaign

Post your race, height, belt, sexuality, religion, and scared status
>white
>6’1”
>snow
>straight
>Christian
>not even a little bit

Is it me or is that ice quality fucking shit? Puck's bouncing everywhere and not following any natural movement its driving me nuts

>there are manlets posting in /hoc/ right now

gross

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91331755
you need to kys
it's san jose lad, of course the ice is shit

>expecting a team to have good ice where it doesn’t even snow
user.. cone on now.

yeah, the habs haven't looked this good in a while

Yeah but I also bandwagon the Laffs because Auston is from here

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>ywn play D&D with NHL players
feels fucking bad

Why are you posting ducks?

>white
>6'5
>7" flaccid
>snow
>dont practice anything but respect all religions
>never have been scared

Fuckin shorks

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This game is some fucking shit.

it's going to be a tight race for top of the division but I think the flames have what it takes to get the first seed

lads what happened to Gus? haven't seen him all game

Should've just kept that one to yourself, lad

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>white
>6'1
>sunbelt
>straight
>dont care. used to be baptist
>0%

Shorking!!!

Laughing SO HARD at Magjoob from Mississauga

Nah its aight, I have a lame claim to fame with a guy that knows him so I'm gucci.

jones has the flu

i wish i can become very sick kid for a couple of days, so i can play boardgames with Dell

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*plays Jim Croce - Operator*

My gears in the car and I don't wanna go outside

>shitti niemi

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Marc Denis clearly doesn't give a shit about curling.

Important poll:
Best Delta Blues musician
Leadbelly
or
Blind Willie McTell

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Yeah your /cric/ gear traitor.

Hu-Uh...

Pierre should shut up sometimes

Someone let Mette score in an empty net. The guy is snakebit hard.

Why isn't Karlsson playing?

LEADBELLY YOU FUCKING GOON

No. My gloves and stick. Nigger.
I can tape the best hockey stick west of Kenora

he'll never score, user. he'll die in a car crash

Prove it, you won't.

I would bone Sonia, lads.

Correct answer, congratulations user

He was on IR, then played for like one game or so, and got injured again.

>white
>6'6
>snow
>straight
>atheistic satanist
>only of not doing everything I want in this life

What will come first?

>The shorks winning a cup
or
>me getting laid

Keep in mind, I haven't gotten laid in over 4 years

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Western Canada stick taping and handling contest held inaugural in Winnipeg @ 4 parks away from my house so you don't know where I live. To be held probably on may 19th unless theyre's a Jets game on then either probably the 18th or we could just do it next week or really early Sunday

you by a mile

Doing it once negates the other lad. What was his name?

What if none

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You have a better chance of getting laid unless the shorks get a real goalie

GOOD post

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>tfw virgin AND no Shorks Cup
Why make the sacrifice if it means nothing

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schenn back is dynamite

...Children.....

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lmao @ ur life

What exactly do you think you're sacrificing

>tfw you're older than your teams mascot
Kill me, lads.

Bring it Prescott Valley and were gucci senpai.

any wizards here? i'm 3 years away myself

I'm sure I meant something really deep and profound by it but I'm drunk and have no clue what it means either

Meet you halfway and one time home of the lympics Salt Lake city
Also. Why the fuck are hockey insummer olympics?

>the depression in this thread
>the untouched wieners
>the unloved people
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
LOOK AT ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE

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Why you gotta do this to me

We've all been there. In fact im going to order another brewsker and watch the shorks shork this

John lennon beat his wife

>Bellinor Bigby, posting the shit the thread where the /hoc/key it made..........
>when will he get laid??

awful

good thing someone shot him

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At least the odds of me getting laid is higher than the sharks winning a cup

Ok that's reasonable, we can see a Grizzlies game after our date. And the scottish are why I think.

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Shall be ending it all lads

you said that last night you pussy ass bitch

>Onhockey shitting itself
>Lazyman isn't working
Is Gary finally cracking down?

Don't do that
I'm sure we can use you for something non painful

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do it nigger

do you think they have voice strength standards for nhl linesman to make sure everyone can hear them yell "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" when the puck's kept in?

T I M O T I M E
I
M
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I
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TIMO TIME

Is he dead yet??

>did I miss it?

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Fuck Niemi HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HATE FINNISH GOALTENDING

It's time, lads

Fuck Niemi, send that shitter to the ECHL already.

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
TIMO
I
M
E

I just cringed so hard I think I may have pulled a muscle

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got some tasty butter chicken bubbling away in the slow cooker lads

I hadn't even remembered that jovo played for the yotes

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Just had a thought, lads

now THIS is a based post. take notes ladies and gentleman

PUNISH YOURSELF ON THE WEEKENDS
YOU SNEAK INTO THAT BAR
OPEN UP THAT BOX DEAR
ALL THAT WHISKEY'S GONE
I'M BETTER OFF ALONE

did the same but with tandoori desu

>

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Why Price isn't playing tonight?

WHEN I WAS
A WALRUS
MY FATHER
HE TOLD ME
TO FIND A LATVIAN

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Howdy, pilgrim. I need me one ticket to the Preds game, much obliged.

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no RAYSIS allowed

GOO GOO BA JOOOB

tänk dig att faktiskt översätta den här meningen i goggle översätt

just took my nightly >laffs. had to flush twice.

>having a thought
>not spitting free style like it's burning your mouth

>wanting to die
>not wanting to take a vengeful bite out of life

thank you for the fantastic translation when I ? in goodle translate?

thats all i got from my few swedish duolingo months

Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo

What went right?

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jättebra hahaha dumma amerikaner

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mean

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Good effort! :)

;^)

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>hasbs haven't won at the tank in 20 years
damn

Neuztraucies, es tevi tik un ta mīlu ;P

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Dougie W looks like he's deciding who to give concrete shoes tonight

nyqu1st with his first

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
NYQUIST

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

well good thing the >teds lost tonight too i guess lmfao

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"How about for a stick of gum...?"

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>Ruins your franchise.

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very swedish night at the tank
GG habs

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wasn't pretty, but we got there boys. still undefeated when keeping opponent to 2 or less

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sorensen and jumbo. is it love?

>you can't choke them because you don't know who to target
b-but, what if shorks choke themselves?

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gonna watch goodfellas and pretend De Niro is DW

Just running through the motions at that point

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>they still hatin'

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for me, its the pinch, pull, and roll technique for scratching my balls

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everybody does this you arent special gaylord

Thank you based bloos

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Nu lägger du AV!

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/hoc/ is dead now
RIP IN PIECE

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just havin a wank

how else would it be done? stretching the skin out and scratching it?

The fuck happened to yall? A few years ago you won the cup.

Now this?

>Y'all

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yes

post hokkei slags

seems like more of a hassle to have to use two hands

i'm working on incorporating gender inclusive grammar in my everyday life.

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Pinch and rub your fingers together like you are signalling "money"

stretch with thumb, scratch with middle finger

I don't have slags but legit women's players that just happen to be toight af

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Built like a fucking refrigerator

well she does play sports so you can have everything

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she looks like she works at applebees

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>stay scared m8

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just fell asleep, lads

Why do the >shorks still try so hard when they're going to just choke in the 'yoffs like they always do?

Bonus

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to crush your hopes and dreams

FUCK OFF

can we play that hockey game again?

yeah if someone can walk me through it, i couldn't find the server last time

>Avs are actually going to get the first overall in 2019
Snes is a dumpster fire of unseen proportions
Has there ever been a more mismanaged team in league history?

kiekko.tv/html5/#join=-21469&password=EAJH here you go user

No

Any team that trades for Matt Duchene is. Can't wait to see him sign a max term contract for 10 million this summer despite never scoring more that 30 goals and ruining every team he plays for. Look at the Blue Jackets. They're suddenly ten times worse than they were three weeks ago

>your 2019 Stan Lee Cup Winnars

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*blocks your path*

>shitpost turns into a gamethread
We fucking run Yea Forums

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Can't join

ill make a new one hold up

kiekko.tv/html5/#join=-21466&password=CDOG

what do you choose from here

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Shannon where's the video I wanna go to bed

It's up!
youtube.com/watch?v=dTiYgxObnvk

does this mongoloid realise no one can read the board

bronze medal Bnady is on now. Kind of weird but whatever twitter.com/FISU/status/1103927087633580032

>I think we need to take this Kings team from those beaners at this point. Hockey doesn't belong in the sunbelt
wtf shannon

rph lads

>homoville

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rph boys, 100% free of sunbelt and least coast seething

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t-thats why he reads it to us

youtube.com/watch?v=hM2fZxrdZg4

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was mozart a kike?

for me, it's chopin tonight
youtube.com/watch?v=Nb3vj9zTHX0

>Shorks win the cup

goodnight hoc

hyvää yötä

>spain
>average male height: 5'7"
Same reason there aren't any Portuguese players.

goodnight boiz

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lads

yes lad

ladies

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what is this stance called?

"just scratched muh nose"

who's Shannon? She sounds hot.

you guys alright?

youtube.com/watch?v=9Fle2CP8gR0
I am a refined gentlemen. You will refer to me as Sir

end of thread reminder

late night NEW

Cute

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