/cric/

what kind

fish

What is a sebbo

sounds good m8

classic fridays

Don't you mean fush. Stupid gay accent

RIP

Attached: The Basin Reservoir.webm (848x480, 2.58M)

This is the post. Or I suppose the kiwis would say "thus is tha pawst".

bit going on here

absolutely abhorrent post

sensing a grim attempt at banter here

pic related is you lads

Attached: yikes.webm (1280x720, 1.63M)

bloody fush and chups for dinner bru

>when kiwis try banter

Attached: WhichWindingElephant-small.gif (444x250, 708K)

what is for middle meal lads

Vegemite

fish

Kek

What's everyone doing this weekend?

For me, it's skiing. Last trip of the season I think.

ajc.com/news/local-govt--politics/gwinnett-place-mall-might-sold-and-become-cricket-stadium/xUuOy1NqX94VlhaT2kHqUK/
LADS
A
D
S

It’s thursday night silly

IT'S HAPPENING

We'll be bashing up the poms in a couple of years

starting to think we as a society should eat a tad bit less meat tbqhwy. more vegetables and more fish, emulate the nips and the scandies

eating less is definitely a good move for you yeah

Cricket 19 game announced

I unironically already life off the fat of the land, i'll take some pictures of my farm tomorrow morning. Freshly grown vege and chicken is pretty much 90% of my diet, like a bit of fush too

Look who's talking fatty

Attached: aussies-fattes-nation-in-world.jpg (253x345, 29K)

don't think you could even have a worm farm in tucson

>that headline
and auslets be like

Attached: 😭.webm (1920x1080, 1.75M)

Will Finch score a cheeky century?

Okay this is based.

Attached: Aussies👏creating👏Balance👏for👏Better.webm (1280x536, 2.59M)

won't be opening any webms

the shadow(you) is enough mate, thanks

bit going on here

Attached: danny.png (182x206, 66K)

Based and healthpilled. It’s pretty sad how most people eating a western diet feels that meat (particularly beef) absolutely must be the center and bulk of all 3 meals every single day

I heard you need a big brain to like cricket lads.

Attached: cricket-19-1280-1551940475533.jpg (1280x720, 115K)

honestly shut the fuck up and stop posting everything that pops into your head you fat cunt

>life off the land
shame you cant learn off the land

And here we have the first thing that popped into 's head.

Attached: bip.webm (592x466, 2.05M)

Good point, well made.

Love the All Blacks
Hate the Wallabies

thinking about taking a new route to work next week

what are the options

He's on the iPad

Obsessed Aussie's on the ropes

Interstate vs backroads. I mostly go against rush hour, so time wouldn’t be too much different.

Also, thoughts on the twisters from KFC Australia?

Attached: 174F1607-72C1-4CD7-9662-00492E05259E.jpg (768x432, 392K)

wraps are for girls

enjoying all the strong women on social media today lads. powerful stuff

watching Captain Marvel

'chabin bla
wat's the latest on nz v bang
x

the latest is fuck off and kill yourself you cancerous piece of shit.

I don’t know what’s more cringe; watching super hero movies as an “adult” or playing video games as an “adult.”

They're both exceptionally cringe.
Play seems unlikely today. See

imagine needing a day just to feel special lol you're fucking equal to men you stupid vaginas

they call you notsexistbro

don't vent your spleen on me bla
we are in the same boat, if you are indeed a test cricket aficionado like me
if you are a limited overs pleb, kindly take your (You), shove it up your arse and FUCK OFF you miserable little CUNT
x

tabla x

Business idea: Making the post and the lock of the week

bit rude cunt

keeping lock of the week to /afl/ is my lock of the week

youtube.com/watch?v=VSqEwcLrtDM
>dodging beamers in ulaanbaatar
x

Attached: 1724596929.jpg (960x720, 75K)

youtube.com/watch?v=kC-O3KeRcRM
>gully fielding in maluku selatan

Attached: 1526608596929.jpg (960x720, 131K)

THUN DER
>waaaaah aaahh ahh ahh arhh ah ah ah
THUN DER

Have reported all posts regarding food as this is completely offtopic. Take your faggot food blog to /ck/

>shitspouter BTFOing fat foreigners
FINALLY

hypocrite

>kiwis lose a day of test cricket
>get mad at the clouds

kek, everytime

fuck up josh

happy Womens Day lads.

Attached: men.jpg (800x785, 69K)

epic

If you mean blabla by shitspouter and poopeelander by foreigner, you, sir, would be accurate

THIS IS THE POST
H
E

What mobile games are cric approved

yes, hide your mate's mobile up your bum game.

2048

take photos of girls at the beach game.

Australia vs Pakistan tour

Australia squad:Aaron Finch (c), Alex Carey (vc),Pat Cummins (vc), Jason Behrendorff, Nathan Coulter-Nile, Peter Handscomb, Usman Khawaja, Nathan Lyon, Shaun Marsh, Glenn Maxwell, Jhye Richardson, Kane Richardson, Marcus Stoinis, Ashton Turner, Adam Zampa

>Smith and Warner have also been overlooked despite being eligible to be play in the final two matches of the series.

Attached: 😢.webm (1680x944, 271K)

I live in constant fear that finch will never be dropped from the squad

Why would the Australian captain be dropped?

odis yeah?

based India deliberately didn't get him out until he saved his spot in the team

fuck >we have a weak batting side

I'd unironically consider giving Bancroft a crack in the team given his form

Games are for nerds.

espncricinfo.com/infocus/content/story/infocus.html?subject=25

tv is shit

Attached: MSD in the nets.webm (853x480, 2.8M)

For me? It's not having a vagina and having to bleed every month.

cricket?

Business idea: Cricket stream, but play a loud cricket chirp every time there's a snick on the audio track.

changed name on the ol' ironman. thoughts?

Attached: kates bush.png (161x23, 7K)

Fergburger wasn't that good imo last time I went to Queenstown. Was a meme tbqh.

Had rogueburger yesterday fuck it was good.

Attached: IMG_20190307_133114.jpg (2098x1900, 2.16M)

good

The Mega from The World Bar shits all over Fergburger I reckon.

Wonder when the pozzies are going to start cheating again

YES!

>Current champion: Australia (5th title*)
>Most successful: Australia (5 titles*)

based Australian dominance

Apparently the wallabies were match fixing.

What the fuck is wrong with pozzies. Disgusting people.

>apparently
based assumptions

Business idea: take all Australians and put them on an island somewhere as a prison

baseeeed

these ones please

Attached: map.png (342x490, 9K)

business idea: drink my ejaculate

Attached: 1505301643242.jpg (800x774, 222K)

What's for first dinner?

Butter chicken pie.

second dinner on the yugioh cards

when you start winning

Chalupa Cravings Box
XXXL Grilled Stuff Burrito combo
Nacho BellGrande Combo
Mexican Pizza Combo
Cheeses Gordita Crunch Combo
Power menu Burrito Combo
8 cheeses roll-ups

I need an RTS to play while watching cric in background what do I got ladsss?

Panhead supercharger on the Pokemon cards

Coh2

2 dutasteride pills and a bottle of vodka

shitspouter is a nonce. Mind you who from New Zealand isn’t

so true

>cazzies

Attached: Screenshot_20190308-185752_Firefox.jpg (1435x1316, 194K)

Based

Attached: Zachy B, Cricket Expert:A Documentary.webm (1069x480, 2.84M)

Shitspouter doesn't think about you at all.

In absolute awe of Ben McDermott

fucking based

can't believe I'm laughing at a .sebbm

>who from New Zealand isn’t
well me for starters, you balding fucking manlet.

Kek

wonder if he posts on /cric/

wonder which one his local is

Attached: AE12E9C5-644F-47F7-8396-A5A7FE431D30.png (750x1334, 262K)

swing and a miss with that comeback

Jesus they’re everywhere

Attached: 8EA43D4F-DC4F-44EA-9DC3-CE36962AFEA6.png (750x1334, 758K)

not making a ‘comeback’ just wondering

zachy if I wanted a comeback I'd kiss your mother on the lips

how many bings till bongs

Zachy on the ropes here

What the h*ck do i do for another hour and a half? dying here need cric

1 bong 30 bings bout

Zachy may be a seething manlet, but he's OUR seething manlet.

LFM [friends]

>swing and a miss with that comeback
Very, very true.
KEK

Matt stonie takes on the sebbo trailblazer Taco Bell challenge one burrito at each Tucson Taco Bell joint

t. McDermutt

...

>Coopers come in cans now

Also he has to travel between each one in a mobility scooter

really epic banter

really epic banter

DOGGIES FAGGY UH
MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKY UH

sebbo, if I wanted your comeback, I'd lick Mr Foofoo's ravaged anus

Attached: mlkBfEw_d.jpg (602x709, 35K)

Attached: cric1819.png (1000x1000, 135K)

sebbo is an absolute freak, cannot even begin to fathom how one man can cultivate so much mass
a certified heavy if ever there was one

reckon the austistic screeching one would be better

cric's fattest threat breeds its greatest alliance

sebbo eats so much his fat is considered renewable energy

Ah yes, post deletion. Classic stuff.

itchy triggy figgy on the ban button

kek

any lads here on DMC5?

YEAH TAKE IT AWAY ERN

lmao he banned zachy
seething sensitive poof

once I get back from uni

trolling cunts on /pol/ because im a lonely fuck and about four beers deep lads

Zachy you still here m8?

HOWLING

...

same la but playing BDO because it's the closest thing to runescape i can get

looks like sebbo lost his job at the food court

Attached: fin.webm (190x190, 259K)

Everyone safe in Tekapo mate?

grig soon :DDDD:DD

email from the CEO today for International Women's Day pointing out that despite over 70% of the work force there being women and the fact that the CEO herself is indeed a woman there are still steps to be taken to improve equality for women within the establishment. Thought that was nice of her

youll notice that whenever women call for equality its always for positions in power

so when is international mens day lads

yep

Wish we had 50% women at my workplace. Even 10% would be a welcome change.

how are you m8

shall be for CRIC

okay you

Zachy, requesting a new sebbo rant on vocaroo

imagine getting this worked up about women in the workplace lmao it's 2019 sweaty

How many IPs did you have to cycle through to get one that worked? haha

top notch m8, got a Hungarian missus yet?

Every day

so true

This.

I do if it means anything

based

TWO SAWN UH
AIRY ZONE UH

u mad? You seem a lil mad

no your larping means literally nothing mate

oh okay then :(

Attached: 1339915251132.png (471x334, 214K)

sebbo is the embodiment of pure errant greed

GOT THE STIFFY UH
FOOFOO’S BUM HOLE LOOKING TASTY UH

loving this oneplus 6t thanks for the rec whoever you are

owe you a beer

Np

Posted from my OnePlus 5T

playing The Fool's Errand myself. Feeling like a bit of a dumb dumb

ALMOST FORTY UH
BANNING THEM WHO NAUGHTY UH

shall be focusing all of my energy into getting this upcoming minor get

overpriced, should've gone xiaomi

are you in charge of my budget cunt? no. didnt think so.
im a based tradie, i earn thousands a week

rome wasn’t built in a day, but it was built by big strong tradies

Stream for the upcoming game????????????????

Some user posted a good site the other day.

Actually it was built by African craftsmen.

storage.googleapis.com/omlet-hls-eu/GEYTGLJRG4WTONZNGYZS2MRUGMWTKMZNGEZTELJZGMWTEOBNGE4DGLJSGA3S2OBXFU2DQLJRGA4S2MZSFU4TM.m3u8

Carthagians were bläck

here mate

*pisses on you*

Kek

thanks LAD

are you doing webms or shall I?

Cricket starting

Imagine needing to label on-side and off-side.
probably zzz soon m8, you can do the honours

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-08 at 12.56.10 AM.png (897x635, 1.01M)

What brand is "Servo" I always see advertised at the cricket? Is it literally a servo?

eh cbf

fair nuff. honestly if there's anything good it'll be up on CA's youtube channel before dindin anyway

er, before midnight (forgot what time it was in india haha)

Why are you typing like plissken?

Attached: 1339820594263.png (566x533, 17K)

youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=3fExaccW91o

this cunt with the vuvuzela or kazoo needs to have it shoved up his arse

>finch not out yet

Finch to score an elite double century

finch? more like binch

great Jhye is in the team

>india already using a review

Streams are lagging as FUCK

:D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Indias hats

TRASH

How the fuck do I stream this shit?

>army camouflage caps
JAI HIND

>no Indian posts today
>again
Problematic

Try this one? storage.googleapis.com/omlet-hls-eu/GE4DMLJTFUYTQMZNGQ4S2MJRGIWTSNBNGEZTOLJUGAWTCNJZFUZDCOBNGIYTMLJSGAWTEMJVFUZDEMBNGIZDGLJRGUYA.m3u8

>muh army

cringe and blue pilled

fuck Finch is bad

haha what the fuck was that commercial on hotstar just now?

Cheers lad.

>indian rap

lmao

MINOR GET UPCOMING

SHALL BE FOR /CRIC/

>remittances company logo on the field
this is how you really know it's india

bit sick of this MS Dhoni narrative tttt

>No cheer at all for a boundary.
>indian player shits in the field
>instant cheer

bit racist la

his biopic was pretty fucking good though, watched it with me mum, loved it even though she hates the cricket

small coc /hoc/
big dic /cric/

small coc /hoc/
big dic /cric/.

Cameron Bancroft did nothing wrong

Attached: 29bancroft.jpg (1600x1037, 186K)

embarrassing premature postulation

small coc /hoc/
big dic /cric/

small coc /hoc/,
big dic /cric/.

small coc /hoc/..
big dic /cric/

it's coming home

Attached: Em77cvf.jpg (450x301, 46K)

small coc /hoc/,
big dic /cric/.

small coc /hoc/
big dic /cric/!

BASED AND REDBALL PILLED

Posting in an epic thread.

Jesus, the moment this post popped up, Mohammed Shami took a drive to the shin. Think this is a great omen lads.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Attached: 1528492_626105950780892_1586531033_n.jpg (576x416, 20K)

wasted

Shami heading off to see the physio KEK

disappointing.

yeah good powerplay boys

Attached: 1385279216174.jpg (138x192, 24K)

... it's an ODI mate

Okay, this is epic

Attached: 1549018521382.png (800x512, 58K)

business idea: bowl yorkers at shami (if we get that deep)

mong

there's four more overs in the powerplay mate, shit could speed up a bit

Honestly, curry commentators put me off watching any of their home games.

>spin in already

OooOOOOoooOooooOoooOoOo

FerNnannnaAnnndoOOOOO

Attached: bopbopbop.webm (794x447, 2.57M)

why tf are they wearing camo hats? they think Paki snipers won't notice the rest of the kit in bright blue?

:D

>crr: 4.67

Attached: 1394012275316.png (576x749, 164K)

Attached: 1550229971562.jpg (443x990, 171K)

>Indian fielding

smells like match fixing desu

>monkey noises

whats /cric/'s opinion on poowaja?

*screeches and bounces*

they only come out when they win, they're very nervous people.

was talking about odis banchode

>india wearing army caps

kek, they don't know that navy's win wars

cringing at these caps

lmao he said nig

based mitchy

hes doing alright atm, but it looks like pissrat will froth this pitch later on

talented player but a complete mong who refuses to adapt or improve himself

>finch chewing gum AGANE

sick of this fucking FAT CUNT dont give a fuck how many runs he scores im just OVER HIM AND HIS FAT FUCKING LIFE AND CHEWING FUCKING GUM THE ARROGANT C U N T

mate it's all he has as a means to burn calories

don't take that away from him

>tonking the cheating bowling action manlet

honestly? based

>new balance pads
the virgin aussie

just realised i chew gum everyday at work
i am this douchebag

WALLOP

is there a more beta company than new balance?

What the fuck?
>losing the ball

HAHAHAHAH

>can't find the ball
here comes a match fixing technique al jazeera didn't know about

Gillette

lmao this over

Michael Jackson's music just got removed from Spotify lads.

new balance is based
bet you are le nike or adidas only xddd memers

>indians cheating against THIS team

LOL

Not a fan of this Jadhav cunts bowling action

they pulled the MJ episode out of the simpsons rotation as well kek

he's a chucker

me? wanting to see Turner have a proper slog at it.

jpe thoe gjuvk ids that alowed

Good to see my indian brothers taking it to the filthy (((anglos)))

afghanistan on the ropes lads

call 000 if you are having a stroke m8

whats with the camo hats kek
are they trying to pull off the """"chad"""" indian look
what next a tarocash kit

definitely a good day to not be a brown man

>jpe thoe gjuvk ids that alowed

what did he mean by this?

Finch is fat lol

something to do with honouring the dead indians killed by the pakis from their tribal war bullshit going on. basically a covert political statement.

>anglo
>white
Lmao

got the afl and cric split screen on kayo lads
brilliant purchase by me

If anyone uses garbage streaming "services" for music then that's on them.

this is the post of 2019

Though if we're honest it's more likely that the Indian military is paying a big sponsorship to get volunteers. Kinda like the whole reason they televise the national anthem in the states. It's all a big military recruitment drive.

reckon aus are on here

brainlets - finch has found form
brainstars - india are letting finch score so he'll be in the world cup squad and sabotage australia

BASED FINCHGOD

NEVER SAID A BAD WORD ABOUT YOU FATGOD :D

thinking about what StoinGOD would do to this bowling if he were in

Attached: muscular wogGOD.webm (714x400, 1.5M)

Reckon the fixers needed to get the run rate up for this "session". Notice that this over went insane as soon as Sharmi started walking out. That was the sign.

braingods - india are letting australia win to create fake drama in the series and sell more tickets

I actually believe this.

pretty confident India will chase this down anyway

>Jadhav 0-32 (2.0)

K E K
E
K

imagine this side + warner and smith
literally cant see how we can lose a game at the world cup lads

based stoinLORD brother

soon we will taste the anglo tears brother as our greek bronze GOD destroys the Indian DOGS

India losing form just before the WC

business idea: get bernard tomic into cricket

Only doubts I have is if they choose to include Hazlewood or choose someone else.
I mean our bowling list will be
>Cummins
>Starc
>Lyon(?)
>Zampa
>Jhye (?)
>Hazlewood(?)

>roshit

>indian fielding

T H E F I X I S I N
H
E

F
I
X

I
S

I
N

Sing, goddess, the anger of Chris’ son Marcus
and its devastation, which put pains thousandfold upon the Indians,
hurled in their multitudes to the house of Hades strong souls
of heroes, but gave their bodies to be the delicate feasting
of dogs, of all birds, and the will of Zeus was accomplished
since that time when first there stood in division of conflict
Finch’s son the lord of men and brilliant Marcus. . . .

Attached: imagev19001f83b9bf985ea03bbfaa862c41f2c-3jciqi6ncjulgckl9r2_ct460x258.jpg (460x258, 15K)

Business idea: send out a slogger next drop

Wogs are stinky

India on the fucking ROPES

lmao what's going on in the bottom right

Attached: 53327481_10156108943912555_7178687383112515584_n.jpg (900x900, 130K)

500 on the cards here lads

photographer twisted and zoomed in while the shutter was open
that or it's just a filter to simulate that effect

I know that you fat cunt

i honestly doubt you actually knew that

where did all the indians go?

>radioactive monkey noises

Attached: monkeynoisesincreases.png (863x735, 1.41M)

Pissrat getting chirpy

I am literally and unironically an award winning photographer

they call me photobro

they never arrived today lad

sebbo: world genius
everyone is ignorant and retarded but him

crunched some numbers lads and determined that if Australia keep on scoring like this they will put up a good total and that is ideally what they'll be looking to do while minimising wickets

I recall back to the summer of 2014 where I had an argument with him, he told me he really wanted to take on the mining job. He thought it would be best for the kids, he needed a change of environment. I remember his eyes as he pleaded for my approval. He just wanted to make life easier for us.

What's your most used lens then?

>sebbo: world genius
This is true.
>everyone is ignorant and retarded but him
You are clearly neither ignorant nor retarded mate.

he always fucking does when shit hits the fan.

expecting him to get out in single figures today

really reeling me in now lad

lmao
>brown fielding

tearing up

>everyone writing us off before the world cup
>everyone pumping up india/england/newb zealand

shall be fantastic when >we win our 6th wc lads

wtf I love Aaron Finch now

lost me there, we all know that no australian man would ever give a damn what his woman thought about a job he was gonna take, and if she gave him any guff he'd slap her around until she was quiet

this but without any irony

bit to far mate, do you know what day it is? violence against women is no joke. /cric/ takes a firm stance against this behaviour

At least we won't have to watch this wannbe Dhoni fuck up a chase tonight.

Only 2/3 today. My Saints tip yesterday was a test (which no one picked up on) but it failed possibly due to Sandilands going down early, not sure because I didn't watch it.

I would have told you all to get on Brisbane if it weren't for the immaturity shown by leejun from my previous successful bets. And if I picked Essendon as a test you would have backed the objective winner out of spite for me. If I told you to get on Brisbane you would have known deep down that my picks are shrewd and secretly would have gotten on it. So I decided to let it go and you just cost yourself 700% interest. Nice going leejun. Anyway I only ended up with 6/9 this week. Picking the Bulldogs was a horrible error so congratulations on the shrewd user who understood that West Coast were due for the win. I'm not in any comps this year so I don't count the draw as a win. Geelong should have won anyway, that whistle to put Tom Hawkins off was complete bullshit and as much as I dislike the Cats they should have won that game.

6/9...not a great week, bit disappointed Essendon weren't able to pull of an upset but that's footy I guess.

My girls also had a really good win today inching out a nailbiter against one of the better teams in the comp. We weren't that great at the start of the year, a lot of girls are new to the game coming from various other sporting backgrounds like athletics and basketball. But I'm really proud of their effort today, some of them have really good scope for growth and I can see potential in a few playing AFLW in years to come.

>Indian commentator subtlety trying to get Hayden to shame the current Australian side

lmao they don't even have warnercuck and will smith. Can't wait for >us to win the world cup "out of nowhere" with a real side

realityGOD

what do you bowl, /cric/?

for me? straight offies with no spin or deviation

Leg breaks

right arm shit la

can someone actually discuss this with me.

What do you lads see as >our best bowling stock for the worldc up

is it me or is this a good /cric/ tonight?

Might buy a second ps4 pro for the bedroom.

hazlewood gets a skip I reckon

our bowlers are okay so long as cumgod and starc are in form. We need consistently performing batsmen

based finch taking india to the sword

i sort of agree, but who would you put in as a third quick? Jhye? CoulterNile?

yeah but the selectors will never select the most consistent batsman otherwise wade would be in the side

Don't think Hazlewood is a one day bowler
Cummins is a lock, Starc is 85% in, Richardson will get third quick position. Lyon and Zampa are two different spinners and will be thrown in depending on pitch type. Probably Zampa over Lyon in most cases unless Lyon can prove his case soon

NCN would have been my choice a year ago, bit iffy on him now

*scores a muscular match wining 148 (356)*

Attached: 4FC1523C-03EF-44D9-8BFE-E33040491B66.jpg (218x298, 8K)

Why can't brownies field?

Sup lads
Who's winning?

starc is a fucking mong

remember when he made the bowling coach quit because he literally ignored everything he and paine said to him about how he should bowl and instead did the complete opposite

probably bang on the money here m8
only doubts is has Jhye ever bowled in england?

Richardson will probably be fantastic in English conditions though Coulter-Nile is more experienced, but isn't that good

India are obeying the fixers' signals quite effectively today.

he hasn't at least not at the first class level, but I reckon he's built for it

based brownie

>(356)

bit generous lad

>man of the tournament last world cup
>mong

blow in detected

based rockinghamGOD

Attached: Jhye-Richardson-T20I.png (350x509, 243K)

yeah I hope you are right mate could be a real weapon. even with the ashes coming up too. will be a good learning experience for the young lad

espncricinfo.com/series/18021/scorecard/1119539/england-vs-australia-3rd-odi-aus-in-eng-2018

true but he controls his swing well so will probably be great there, either way it'll be obvious after the warm up matches/ first real match against Afghanistan

name a single game where he wasn't absolute shit since the 2016 Sri Lanka tour

the recent Sri Lankan match in Canberra

canberra vs sri lanka this year, fuckhead.

bowled like shit

this sucks. finch cemented his spot in the fucking side for the world cup. guess what's gonna happen.

>australian openers on tonsWATCH

the fuck

RichardGOAT will play 100 tests for Australia

alright lads, zzz now, enjoy seeing finch bottle it in a few overs

shant be replying to anymore blowies tonight lads

Left arm steam banged in short tbqh ngl bla

Attached: boss.jpg (1080x810, 103K)

[National Basketball Association] Offering no explanation to his teammates, LeBron James self-administered a spontaneous, last-minute circumcision in the Staples Center locker room prior to the Lakers' game against the Denver Nuggets, in which James is expected to pass Michael Jordan on the NBA's all-time career scoring list.

got a blowie earlier m8

>FINCH STILL CHEWING THE SAME PIECE OF GUM

reckon it'd be cement by now tttt

i reckon you still chew on the same minge mate hahaha

im an incel

just get laid lol its not hard just be confident about what you want. don't stammer, don't stutter, don't be a fag.

fuck your reddit memeshit titles for being a virgin

>poondia

kulDEEP in shit lmao

i said im an incel. not a virgin

same lad

kulDEEP in his boyfriends arse lmao

can you cunts stop pretending to be me? ffs i fucking slay the puss on the reg m8

in the 30's for the amount of women ive slammed

i dont keep up with your meme terms but you're talking like a virgin anyway

Attached: sample.jpg (500x500, 46K)

bit going on here

josh is in the thread causing a bit of mischief

would you lads suck a dick to save phil hughes?

might choke soon lads hang tight

lmao no that's gay as fuck

your waifu pillow doesn't count Josh

what determines a "josh" post fellas?

i can never pick em

>india still havent got a wicket

lyl

>all these seething finch haters

Just admit it cunts, he's back

Big Brain Business idea: Finch or Khawaja to go the slog after getting a ton the other to hold their wicket

7 more runs to avoid the follow on

Attached: zSajS9f.gif (320x352, 837K)

>FICNH

((you))

>FICNH

based finch letting maxy come in to make a double ton
this sort of selflessness is why he is captain

hes back in the rooms thats for sure hahah

>the city of you

GLENN MAXWELL: AUSTRALIA'S NUMBER 3 IN ALL FORMATS

G R E A T R E V I E W

>poocuck pulled for a critical scrum
kek btfo

why is no one at the afg vs ire match.

>you now remember krazykreijza's awful Max Glennwall meme
Where is that parasitical public servant anyway

This post aged extremely well

Genia > Smith tbvh

FAT CUNT

if bumrah was a household item he would be broomrah

hey this isn't /rug/

>caring about a dying sport
K E K

Fuck off newfag

is merv hughes /ouroldguy/?

93 is a good score

look at that absolute chad still chewing gum
heh nothing personal kid

KING KOHLI will knock off runs... aus have nothing lol... easy win for INDIA

SLOGSWELL

>dat wallop
>dat wallop
>dat wallop

this but unironically

Haven't watched a single ball of this match but looking at the score, this is a road and 400 is barely par

can we bring back this meme, i miss it.
based goosey

only 90s kids remember this

Stay away from parked cars retard

Thanks for the advice mate if only you'd told me this time last week

australia won't win unless a reverse sweep boundary is played

>it's an aussie thinks a good start will translate to a win episode
noice

>Maxwell in at 3
ok this is freaking epic
just like my t20s

Maxwell once hit his first ball for a reverse sweep six in an English domestic game
He is a good memer and I hope to see him mature into a cricketer someday

This match isn't on English TV and I cba to look for a stream which isn't 480p aids so will be sitting this one out, heckling from the sidelines

BASED PAKI D E S T R O Y I N G THE INDIANS

>road
>India

Grim assessment

>98 is Khawaja's best one day score
fucking yikes

>aus almost 6 an over
yup, it's a road

Should an odi century scored at >100 SR really count as a century anymore? I mean what year is this?

>kane scores 200 at home against a literal >who team
>BASED KANE BASED KANE
>australia scores well away against india
>ROADLOL

every fucking TIME

Oh fuck I used the greater than symbol when I meant to use the less than symbol. Kill me now my embarrassment is complete

>dust kicks off every time the ball hits the pitch
>it's not a road you gaiz

putting the house and the IP on maxwell to get man of the tournament this wc

maxmeme is that fucking good

>30 (15)

King Kohli will surely save India r...right?

BIG STRONG PAKI NOSE LAD

it must be a road tbqh

khawaja looks terrible but has somehow scraped a century

DUSTBELT BTFO

>plays shit lanka at home
we number one!!!!!!!!!
plays india at home
>gets btfo and brought back to reality
plays shitladesh at home
>we number !!!!111!!!!

every fucking summer lmao playing literal whos at home
cant wait for this summer lmao

OHHHH SANDPAPER KINGS

it shall be hilarious, smith and davey back in the team with a hard on for making runs. NZ top order to be exposed by cumGOD

expecting an epic (*) meme reply or sandpaper joke in response to these posts

Kek

>has a good start for the first innings in recent memory, on the flattest track on the subcontinent no less
>immediately start their premature celebration
can't wait for these posers to be knocked out by the saffas desu

Scuffing a ball with sandpaper and crying on TV when you get caught

shit century

SOS in to scar sum fukken runs

how do they do it lads
every time a world cup arrives the aus gods find form out of nowhere
literally belongs to us

imminent collapse

It's a good thing richie benaud wasn't alive to see the disgraced former australian captain steve smith blubbering and contorting his stupid pudgy fetal alcohol syndrome face after the bogan mastermind david warner forced him into evil

>all these flags upset at >us for being the GOATs of cricket

>Handicap ourselves by giving our 2 best batsman ludicrous suspensions
>Poo Peeland don't get to play us once during that time
Bit unlucky.

this is egolords playing for a spot, >we're still going to lose this

>shit darsh

Hmmm yess indeed exquisite I must say

more like saved from embarrassment lmao

imagine thinking being a man involves never crying lmao

aaron finch is fat and cannot be the captain of a sports team.

it's all about the mentality

south africa another great example kek

hmmm yess indeed exquisite i must say

any reason why shaun marsh still plays for australia? seems a but unnecessary

>be NZ cricket trophy cabinet
>be useless

we're just that shit mate

Training agility lads

Absolute casual take.
Shaun Marsh is one of the best white all players Australia has ever had.

our best odi bat for the past year lmao

Maxwell cheeky ton (:P) on the cards

>shaun marsh is shit in odis

kek way to expose yourself as a cazzie

Attached: 3456787653.png (235x214, 7K)

@91334385
This is gatecunt. Do not give him a reply

>run rate slows down
>aussies start getting grumpy in the /cric/ thread
clockwork

dhoni trying to cheat a wicket
lmao all downhill from here old man

Marsh CANNOT handle pressure whatsoever and will WILT if he plays in the world cup. Straight swap for Smiff

>maxwell 47 (31) 8 overs to
lmao at you

NEW

difference between tears of genuine emotion and tears about being caught

HOMECOMING CONFIRMED

the zachy statscunt gatecunt daniel and krazykrejza era of cric was grim