/heem/ rory macdonald's wife is olivia macdonald edition

"niggers"

Ben "bum" askren

ben 'muffin tops' askren

Personally, /heem/, I have no strong thoughts towards Michael Jackson.
He always struck me as being a nice man, a kind heart. Something of an odd ball in Hollywood. And I like oddballs in Hollywood, because not fitting in with the Hollywood crowd is surely a good thing.

There are pedo accusations, but they mostly revolve around creepy behaviour, and not so much hardcore physical abuse, from what I've seen. Stroking kids is one thing, a bit weird, but fucking them painfully in the ass is another, and from everything I've heard it doesn't seem that likely that he engaged in the latter, so I'm not ready to totally disavow him.

He seems a tortured soul. All those painkillers. The strange decision to go under the knife so many times, it seems likely he had mental issues, and having to deal with them on top of being a global megastar must have been difficult.

I can even sympathise with him a bit. I have bad mental issues and don't like to deal with people sometimes. But I find solace in caring for animals. Perhaps he found comfort in being around children as I do around animals.

PVZ is posting lots of semi-nude material lately... and it always gets thrice as many likes as her more clothed posts...

gay

Ben "Hobbit" Askren

>But I find solace in caring for animals
Are you diddling those animals lad?

Signs were there that he wasn't champ material.
He had a convincing win over Cowboy, but from what I've seen Cowboy is not consistent at all, and may have just had a bad night.
His inability to finish Velickovic before that was a strong negative sign.
He didn't damage Wonderboy, and may only have won that fight because Wonderboy gave him too much respect.

this faggot

Ladd flushes Eubanks. Again.

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>But I find solace in caring for animals
vegan?

Ben “future champ” Askren

No, no.

I'm gonna fuck you in the ass, kid.

Night everyone. Here's hoping I die in my sleep tonight.

for me, it's alex chambers.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1719226/pdf/v087p00263.pdf
he likes making them sick for the attention. much like aspen ladd.

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Wonderboy was robbed

He didn't do shit

Ben "Get slammed on my head for wrestling" Askren

he worked lawler into a shoot and the mark fell for it. lol imagine deliberately taking down askren. what a dummy!

He dropped wonderboy, easier said then done. Wonderboy will be a boring fight most of the time because he relies on counter striking. Woodley showed if you don't press forward he is bascially nulled

Till did less 3-2 WB

favorite 40 year old zoomer fighter?

yeah i unironically scored it 3-2WB live so in many ways you're right but i don't care he's a faggot and that fight was horrible

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Future WW champ, the road for the title will start again with masvidal.

*blocks his path*

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fuck ben askren

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this druggie is never fighting again

fuck you bitch

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Prime Schaub is a nightmare matchup for DC

>taller
>longer
>faster
>more agile and athletic
>crisper boxer
>world class ground game
>one shot power

they both lose to any current top 5 lw/ww

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what r u going to do hold me down? like a bitch

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That little girl to the left has more sense than the people around her.

>light's up another joint while talking shit on twitter

Not Prime Schaub

>Malignaggi vs. Artem in bareknuckle boxing
lmao so hard

more sense but less hairline

and a better fight record than Nate

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Sounds like you're jealous

>tfw the Diaz bros. have become internet tough guys

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This was just after he KO'd Crocop

in many ways schaub caused cro cop's stroke

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g-g-gadoosh?

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Post your banking information and I'll guess who your favourite fighter is.

Bisping is a faggot for hating on Schaub, it's funny, Mike made a video on "why he didn't fight Yoel and all his fans are shitting on him calling him scared.
youtu.be/3QgdYQlUAZ0

Ben "Reddit" Askren

Imagine being such a natty goat that you could have a dork like Luis Gomez drooling over your wife and constantly making innuendos about how much he wants to fuck her, and not even having it phase you.

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Why does Nick seem so much less dumb than Nate?

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Hey, at least you are being truthful

Doesn’t get anymore based than this

Was there ever a bigger faggot and worse champ?

bois im not feeling well i need to see tony fight either conor or khabib by the end of the year...those are the only fights he deserves

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I just realized that she's gonna slowly morph into Chelsea handler

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Ben "ass can" Askren

MJ did nothing wrong, he was falsely accused. Look after those animals.

>20-11

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heem?

...

I don't believe the accusations against him. The accusers come from con artist families and that's all anyone really needs to know. If the guy really wanted to fuck some kids, he would have fucked some kids.

Oh pardon me, just getting hype for the fight of the year over here. Didn't mean to disturb.

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Gastelum gets gadoooshed

>Dillon will not cede the high ground again

Based

i'm betting the house on gastelum 0 significant strikes

That one girl that ducked cyborg comes close, but she's a girl

Remember the thread during Artem vs Chris?

My money is on the short fat one

Hot take, this fight will look exactly the same as MVP vs Paul Daley.

My fellow proud American Kelvin Gastelum will gadoosh that scrawny nigger one hundred percent

I CAN'T TAKE THE FUCKING PROPER 12 RETWEETS ANYMORE

Just wait until he fights again, any day now

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b a r n b u r n e r

I love you for this lad

is rumble ever fighting again?

youtube.com/watch?v=_X57lHbQP6k

suckaz

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Not bad considering he fought most of his fights in ufc

god i miss sucka posting

why are u guys so obsessed about Schaub

>/heem/ thread
>Dutch OP
Sorry, only manlets are supposed to enjoy this sport.

>Pic related: the leader of the country with the shortest average male height
Bless my country for filling hundreds of thousands of our unskilled labour job openings with a bunch of

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I can speak for everyone when I say, we are sexually intimidated (and aroused) by him
Not to mention very jealous of his success in comedy, and life in general

She is so much hotter than Paige

yfw Puke at lhw unironically has the most legit ground game in the division

The guy's been shilled for years, nobody actually gives a shit about him

Who has the least shit tattoos in MMA?

This but unironically

I unironically like Conor's tattoos. He did the right thing when he paid a professional artist to make a custom design

Another body in the morgue
Another check in the bank
Another h8r in absolute shambles

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t. Supot

i can see clearly now

the rain has gone

There's glass particles in my eyes!

RORY, you son of a gun!

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*preps for picogram extraction*

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bodywhat.com/?1=3r4t31s3&2=6358t250

Just came across this website. Who heems who?

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lmao imagine boying this ugly retarded can

That elephant needs to be careful what it eats, it might pop for banned substances

Imagine being mad that your mom’s a fan. Oh wait, sweetie....

Jason Statham was an olympic diver, he would just swim really fast and tear James Bond in half like a fricken shark, dude

bitch is square as fuck

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You are a faggot if you would not preg PVZ without a second thought.

After 235, when is /ourguy/ fighting again?

For all the Askren haters, how was Robbie going to survive the bulldog choke, he was clearly gonna get slept and Herb saved him. Lets look at it, Robbie still had 1 minute and 45 seconds left to not get fucked

1.)Robbie claims he was gonna rest there and let Askren tire his arms out because the choke had no efffect on him(LMAO) this is straight from the post fight conference

2.)Robbie claims his ears were covered and he couldnt hear Herb verbally checking on him, upon examination Robbies ears are not covered

3.) Robbie also says in the post fight conference that he couldve slammed him again from that position

these are all delusional talk from someone getting choked out

lmao cant wait for the cope posting the second he fights a real opponent and gets ktfo

i don't quite really like blondes, and she has a 40 yo mom body so

You’re better off waiting for your pension, honey.

Natty Paulo = WGAF

Jacapoo finna win the second chapter of the story of the fight

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*solves BJJ*

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Why dis she turn in to ta thot bros?

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Paulo pissed hot

based, always wanted to see that rematch, Yoel was too much for Borrachinha too right now so it's good for him not to get this fight, let's see if Yoel will cheat against Jacaré again

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This, he was talking so much shit about Yoel ducking him.

I didn't realise Dannaher was such a big boy
and such young skin for his age

Nate will come back. Diaz bless

jacare is getting heem'd my man

inb4 another split decision

I think he’s going for an immediate rematch against Askren

Yea Danaher is a beefcake, too bad he wrecked his legs.

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marry, fuck

>writing a multi-paragraph essay defending the most reddit fighter in the poofc

Askren is /ourguy/, and he's not fighting Robbie again

Ben askran sucks big horrible herpes cock

based

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I’m really excited to see the Lawler rematch.

Was this comeback of the year?

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is this a pasta

cringe

Non padded records are usually based

Yes

You cant just say cringe when you are clearly just assblasted by Askrens immortality

He’s doing the Ronaldo. Lifting his heels to look taller

cringe

It's called "tip-toes"
I happen to be an expert in the topic, feel free to ask me any manlet related questions

How badly does it hurt to be the size of a child?

how tall are you? no lying

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Hope Yoel flushes him

A lot
5'5"

at least you're not 5'4

Robbie was out bro, he can cry all he wants but he got taken to the shadowrealm

Looking good, can't wait

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Wake up, Barbozo

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if robbie was awake and let his arm go limp on purpose then it still should be stopped

gastelum is a fat mexican unheemable bloatlord with no neck. that ethiopian child soldier will have to decision him or he gets shadowrealmed in the pocket

he'll be kicked to death

literally FOTY guaranteed

we might see him wrastle moments before he dies

TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN
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>3 woman fights on undercard
nope

roidmero is getting flushed, you heard it here first

All women are thots. It just takes enough instagram likes for it to truly come out

take me to fucky town haha

so funky

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Robbie is delusional, but the real thing is "Elite Wrestler" Ben Askren got slammed on his head and almost had the fight stopped via ground and pound. He was lucky, if he ate one more shot that probably would've ended it.

YANG GANG RUNS HEEM

>your parents care for you so little that they allowed a doctor to mutilate your penis without your consent
In any case, being uncircumsized or uncircumsized doesn't make much of a difference when the average penis size of a Filipino is less than 4.5 inches :(

Fucking based. Danis finna boutta tap some fool in round 1.

i farted so much on my chair that the scent is impregnated, how do i fix this shit?

I was literally farting as I read this

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we'll see what happens

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perform an abortion

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you now remember Willie Gates

no

Michelle Waterson is a qt, if you wouldn't throw down cash to see her you are literally a faggot

>Michelle Waterson is a qt
>if you wouldn't throw down cash to see her you are literally a faggot
please get laid soon.

She’s a 5.5/10

faggot

Gaethje should win, Edson really struggles with pressure. Gaethje can eat a couple kicks close the distance and stay so close Edson can't kick. Edsons hands aren't good enough alone to keep Gaethje away from him. Even without the threat of the takedown Lee was having success just by pressuring Edson.

nah bro she has literally everything to it, cute af face, nice ass, decent enough titties, she's a 8/10 at minimum

6.5/10, best I can do

She looks like the goblins from the Hobbit, no ass (until recently) no tits.

It could go down like the Kabib fight, if gaycheese would be willing to wrestle

Isn't it funny that GSP retires the same week Funky debuts and takes over the WW devision.

>"I-It was just the right time to get out honhonhon"
yeah whatever, froggy.

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he has the shits

GSPussy didn’t want none

he got FUNK'D

Khabib would take Askren to suplex city

GSP was worried about woodley, not this chinlet bum

Kabib would bet his [ben] AssKicked

The Chad Roman vs the virgin gaul

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khabib=usman
gsp=woodley

me=jon jones

for me it's tiffany van soest

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Joanna's used tampon

do you think Okamoto hit that?

youtube.com/watch?v=nW1IWZT_Fe0

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Jacare won the first fight.

jon jones also hit on bret okamoto

Am I crazy or is Not Champion really sexy?

not crazy just visually impaired

she has that milf next door vibe especially since the boob job

what rounds did WB win again?

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not crazy, just an equestrian

Got a webm of Till dropping Wonderboy?

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well, 95% of the media members scoring the fight gave it to Thompson and Dana was asked after the fight if he was going to schedule a rematch due to the bad judging

forgot the link

mmadecisions.com/decision/9085/Darren-Till-vs-Stephen-Thompson

>Sambo cuck beating an Olympic wrestler
TOPPEST OF HEH

Askren would sit on his back and chant usa

this is mma not the Olympics big guy

No doubt in my mind Askren kills this limey

Askren's chin'd Sambo guys before.

Khabib's striking is subpar. It's just to set up his takedowns. He won't control Askren on the ground. Khabib's gas tank is not good. He takes a round off every fight. Askren can wrestle for days. He'll gas Khabib out and stop him

fuck media, they are even wore then the judges

mmadecisions.com/decision/9124/Sergio-Pettis-vs-Joseph-Benavidez

mmadecisions.com/decision/6739/Eddie-Alvarez-vs-Anthony-Pettis

If you aren’t subscribed to ufcsespanol, you are NOT a real fight fan
youtu.be/v1rpCcIDDiM

They’re unironically 20x better than the main UFC Youtube channel

Can't believe anyone scored that fight for Joe.

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Woah woah my guy, dey might not b da bes minds in mma, but we don use dat wurd anymo, homeboy

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to be honest, Darren "The Gorilla" Till

How tall is that guy? can't be taller then 4'9

I like when the refs have to back up with the lightning shuffle feet; One day I want to see one trip up, or not move fast enough and get barrelled into by the fighters

I'm so cold

Sad Sakis fight got cancelled.

can somebody explain how Jed Meshew scored this?

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Four 10-8s and a 10-7 seems a bit harsh

according to sherdog, 5'4

Pic of Mom?

Can't believe they still bother dragging the corpse of Pearson into the octagon every few months.

anyone here play chess.com?

No but I like the one where you have to make the captions

I've been watching MMA longer than anybody on /heem/ therefore my opinion counts for more

Judges and JB never seem to go together

mmadecisions.com/decision/7559/Joseph-Benavidez-vs-Henry-Cejudo

Jackson was the last legit star this sad world produced, now we are stuck in an endless streams and meme rappers and try hards

Post some shit

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Askren - Till
Askren - Usman
Askren - Conor
Askren - Khabib

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just manlet things

toilet till heems him into retirement

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Heeminder

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Khabib>Askren>Till

>Leave Cro Cop to me

Can someone xray this please

>Be born in the US
>live and train your whole life in the US with opportunities that are only given in the US
>Shill and rep for Mexico/spic nation
Why do beanermutts do this? It's disgusting, I don't I don't shill for South Africa because there's nothing proud to shill for, same with Mexico.

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finally the real mma connoisseurs have arrived

tyson fury got espn deal? guarantee he boxes a ufc HW

Why did Mickey Gall bite Diego Sanchez?

>Askren - Till
Askren
>Askren - Usman
Askren
>Askren - Conor
Askren
>Askren - Khabib
Askren

Fury vs Struve

fuck yes

It's a cultural thing. If you're first generation like most Latinos, it's basically embedded to you that your parents home country is your second home
Also, that dere Mexican fanbase money. No matter what Tony knows he'll never be fully embraced by white people or blacks. He knows if he locks in that Mexican market like Cain, then he'll headline almost every PPV Card and make the big money.

I didn't realize how trashy she has become. My dick is fucking diamonds

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Oof, of course you are a Canadian!

>has become
AHEM.

>gets ko'd by a knee while attempting to shoot to the legs

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I want to squirt my goo in pvz lads

Askren x4

reminds me of

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They are too big for combat sports.

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Honestly their "system" it's a good improvement from the "get slammed and choked out until you figure out how to not" Brazilian method but the prices they charge for a DVD and seminar it's a fucking rip off, torrent when?

Career ending pregnancy WHEN

I don't watch UFC much but I've got a question, why do some fighters choose to wear shorts and then some choose to wear those tight fitting spandex briefs?

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I keep seeing this about his legs, what happened?

i've never seen that thing's body like that before, looks like a photoshoped face on a dude's belly

Can be because of their style of fighting or just because they prefer them. They all wear spats regardless.

Brehs

I was in a peculiar situation because I entered the sport of jiu jitsu at 28 with an already crippled leg. I have slightly deformed patellas in my knees, which makes them extremely vulnerable to dislocation. So as a child and teenager I had many, many dislocations of my left knee. In my late teenage years a final dislocation left me with a leg that was basically useless. I had a difficult time extending and retracting the leg. I had no strength whatsoever. It was difficult for me to even walk in a straight line. I had an operation. But you must remember that arthroscopic surgery was a relatively recent thing then, and I was given the non-arthroscopic surgery. I was given the old-fashioned style of surgery. With a hammer and chisel they went into my left knee. The intention was to shorten my left medial ligament, making it more difficult for my left knee to dislocate. That was the idea. Unfortunately the surgeon cut the tendon too short and it wouldn’t reattach.

So I had a series of surgeries to reattach the medial ligament. Unfortunately the number and extent of the surgeries built up a huge amount of scar tissue in my left knee, and to this day I have a deformed left knee, which doesn’t straighten. So I have a lot of muscle-wastage in my leg. I basically have a crippled leg. And in that condition I entered the sport of jiu jitsu.

Over the years, walking with a limp and basically trying to get through life and jiu jitsu compensating for a deformed and weak knee, my hip took the brunt of that work, and in my mid-40s I started to develop osteoarthritis in my left hip. And now I have full bone-on-bone contact in my left hip, which is a rather unpleasant experience. If you look at MRIs of my hips, my right hip looks fairly good for a 48-year-old person, whereas my left hip looks like something of a car wreck.

rugby injuries damaged his knee, but a surgery to fix it made it worse. the cartilage was reattached too short so his knee doesn't straighten out.

That's sad, life's pretty cruel.

That was before his recent issues too
Now his knee is totally fucked

Least he's not confined to a wheelchair like me though.

That disgusting midget with the bleached blond hair is married to Megan Olivi. How could she marry that far down?

She looks used up, there's no way Dana didn't put a load in her.

Jon wake up mickey mouse

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youtube.com/watch?v=DDOcEycVmnA
The new LHW GOAT

What happened to you mate? You're not Spammy on a proxy, are ya?

That hip almost sounds like me. Every now and then if my footing while walking is off kilt. I get an intense pain in my left hip. It’s almost like all the muscle locks up and it’s bone grinding on bone. I think it’s a genetic thing. Family has had hip issues, nothing severe until later years though

Because Megan is just a completely average woman.

diaz bless

New thread once this hits 300

R u retarded?

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I think Lawler feels lucky that he got a controversial stoppage. He was toast. This saves face and he gets to be the honorable guy.

Askren doesn't finish anyone.

Pankration as fuck.

Finished your mothers pussy

205 Luke is gonna be a skr8 up bu-bu-bu-beast. I'm pretty fucking excited.

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Yeah getting ko'd by 3 middleweights is a great sign you should fight at LHW

>limey
nice proxy you fat faggot

spotted the absolute newfag

>Alexa grasso fighting ever
>Michelle Waterson in the undercard
The absolute state of this semen slurping sport

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GSP have years retired, dont fall for that 101 shilling tactic

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weak up shon... itsha aull ouver

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Why is BR English funny but mexican English is really annoying?

kek

Woodley wins the rematch

Would you tap?
youtube.com/watch?v=rUrGq51YZeo

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>mfw I see a Range Rover logo

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Ben "GOAT" Askren

Have you ever been in one of those? Theres a lot of depression in the hips too and its certainly very abusive on the thighs

luke is one of the canniest cans that has ever canned

Imagine being this much of a 205er

For sure nobody's ever found success moving up a weight class after difficult cuts started costing them fights my dude

would you go in the ring for one round, if you knew you'd get $1 million at the end of it?

what about $1000?

do i have to last the 5minutes? cos sure i'd go in for a million even if i knew i was gunna get ko'd / subd before hand

Depends on the opponent

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if its not 5mins just til sub ko, i'd take ngganou for 1mil

I've seen guys get pinned like this in wrestling matches, luckily never got wrapped up like that. Hopefully nobody ever does it to me in No Gi. My groin would never recover.

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27 minutes in, Ben Askren confirmed neanderthal.
youtu.be/oHVkiET_yBA?t=1615

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Is this why he has such rigid face/stocky body and mega retard strength?

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That tickling feel behind my left ear when I absolutely know with one hunner persen certainty that I could heem every here

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weird way to hold your sister

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She's surprisingly okay looking considering how much of an ugly munter he is

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It is...

Uhh...

You know...

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>ugly
t. butthurt pict

How much CTE does Holloway have? unironically, or is he just blazed all the time

what did you mean by this?
are you trying to say you think ben askren is attractive?

All of it.

What is that? What makes you tap?

If Lewis beats JDS, then how the fuck is this a real sport? Two dumb brawlers at the top of a mixed martial arts division.

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it's heavyweight and heavyweight has always been a meme.

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banana split
youtube.com/watch?v=D4fFG3MyahE

lewis heems jds, then flatlines ngannou in the rematch. you may not like this but you must accept it.

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Alvey wins the rematch

I'd hip toss you then elbow you
I'd jab you for 15 minutes
You'd never get clear to fight me by a reputable commission.

Yes to both what the fuck kind of gay question is this I'd pay 10000 just to fuck you up legally

More of a real sport than american sports where pure athleticism is the ONLY thing that matters. No technique, no brains.
This is also why Joe Rogan and other americans are so obsessed with "A-level athletes". You'll never find europeans talking about A-level athletes because europeans know there's more to sports than sprinting fast and bench pressing heavy weight.

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Say something nice about your new queen /heem/

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What's your 1rep max BP though?

180 kg

I ummm haha hey bb

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Kind of spooky haha

haha

Ben "both me and my gay black lover lost in an embarrassing fashion last weekend but at least referee gave me a win for no reason lol" Askren

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That's pretty good, 125kg sōybōy here.

If I went a 100% that is.

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This guy is such a fucking meme. I'd heem his ass if he ever reffed my fight.

Is it just me or does anyone else not understand why Gunni is the underdog?

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willis is easy money

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What makes you think that?

blaydes is going to gas trying to take him down and justin will land on him.

Edwards can strike and wrestle

this, nelson is overrated

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>t. Robbie "Reddit" Lawler
Go to bed, Robbie. Tomorrow you can lie again about "exhausting" Askren while getting choked the fuck out

Ben Askren is a fucking faggot, I didn't have a problem with the fight but the way he's handled it post fight tells me he knows he got lucky and is flushed

It's going to be a boring decision fight, where Kelvin tries to run into pocket and Isreal jabs and kicks him into a 10-9.

youtube.com/watch?v=L3Uukv5PHdk

>no gf to stay up late and watch rizin with

UFC fucked up releasing john moraga

>tfw tony didn't accept the interim title fight hoping to fill in on short notice
>Tfw he would throw someone's camp off late in their camp trying to prepare for a whole different opponent
>Tfw you can't possibly prepare for him on short notice no matter how many clips you watch
>Tfw this was the plan the whole time
>Tfw this man is playing chess on dimensions not yet theorized

/Ourguy/ is pretty based.

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hope it's dumbass porier that pulls out

I think Kelvin Might actually win. In history flashy fighters lose to the more traditional ones that throw 1-2s over and over. It'll be a repeat of his win over Uriah Hall

Hope not. Hope he fucking DIES.

I think he just wants to climb up in the rankings, that's why he wants Till instead of a rematch.

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Obviously because till is the only propped up can bugger than askren. If Masvidal wins Ben panics

prime pvz would heem this one

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Sucks when youre feeling good and healthy then slowly you start to become depressed and anxious over a week or so until youre fully there.

At least I'll get to distract myself with mma this weekend

>Masvidal
>wrestling kickboxer
Yeah nah /ourguy/ Funky deletes both of them.

Masvidal knocks him out

Whats heem

These nuts

Just like Robbie who's a better striker did right?

Adesanya meme ends soon

Ben has a munster of a chin tho

:^)

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I personally said Robbie is the easiest fight biggest name when the fight was announced. The fact Robbie beat his ass and lost on a "referee error", then Ben faggy Askren desperately tried to move on tells me askren is worse than I anticipated

I don't have any interest in watching Ben askren fight but wouldn't mind reading a quick blurb about how he was murdered

i think YOUD be surprised, i think YOUD get knocked out

Real talk though what if he actually secretly had 160 iq?

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>late 30s
>semi-retired
>wanting to take a do-over fight that gets you exactly back to the position youre currently in in rankings

nah anyone who was working towards a title wouldnt want to waste more time spinning their wheels to, at best, get back to the same spot theyre currently in

youtube.com/watch?v=lgxAV-HfNVk

>lost on a "referee error"
Real talk: how would Robbie win when he is in that choke, chin pointing outwards, and there are 2+ minutes left in the fight?

If he said something like that I'd be on board HOWEVER
He got destroyed and talked about it as if it was competitive though.

By Askren letting go when he realized it wasn't working. Any other brain busters you retarded Slavic subhuman?

yeah thats fair. i also understand from his pov he was never gonna let robbie go and he'd have tapped or gone out anyway.

A pound of nuts?

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Have you ever seen a fighter hold a choke that isn't working for like 2 minutes then eventually wise up because thats where it was headed

you'd see it in the ring, all the recent goat tier fighters bar silva are pretty smart

looked like it was working/worked to me

We'll never know because it didn't

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

the best ref is that turbo moustache guy

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I honestly don't care about steroids.

This except at the end when he finally connects and KOs him in one hit.

either do fighters cos they all know they use them, why you think dc always says, "i lost to him twice." he knows

I think guys who do steroids are cool but guys who don't are also cool. Big fan of guys in general. Very cool stuff. Ladies too.

>le point fighter man vs actual power

gastelum is gonna wreck his shit

They honestly need to just change the rules so a safe amount of drugs are allowed
literally everyone is juicing

This sudden and surprising display of butthurt cracked me up. Did you bet much on Lawler?

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I would literally be polite and encourage these women to achieve their best

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I'd be fine with steroids if it was an equal playing field. As in, all were allowed to use steroids in a given range.
Currently only dickasses use them, so I am not fine. If you have a rule against PEDs, enforce it equally.

>The fact Robbie beat his ass and lost on a "referee error"
>Oh no, I am caught in a choke. Better stop fighting back and drop my hand like I am unconcious, that will show the referee I am still in the fight!

Also watch the Gracie breakdown of the fight, Robbie was going to sleep anyways.

this.

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Bonerface literally has Artem arms.

How was it not working? It's a legitimate blood choke.

this fight is based

is ONE live now?

some people think only RNC are chokes lad

Do you think you coul heem these ladies?

Damn, that ONE FC stream reminded me how much panic wrestling looks like you are being murdered. Refs have a hard job, mayne.

Very disrespectful! You have to respect anyone who has the bravery to enter a fight. Apologise

youtube.com/watch?v=lgxAV-HfNVk

Two girls the size of my leg are banging.

>tfw this girl i used to train with went and had a muay thai fight and my respect for her elevated above most guys

Takes massive balls to accept the potential of knees and elbows to the head

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>Oh for sure my man, Lawler would have totally survived. Trust me, I train UhEfCe!

youtu.be/V4-fBRkyxJw

i'm gonna heem the fek outta myself

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lel imagine being american
just saw the heem, solid tko

Search it on yt, Americans have a different stream.

Much better WMMA than UFC

Like it wasnt even close how much more entertaining that was

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>Much better WMMA than UFC
Who cares?

Unironically agree.

id heem both these guys

now you know how i feel everytime i click a comedy central video

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UFC is fucking gay desu.i watched it for like half a minute and thought I was watching a gay pornographic movie

yikes and cringepilled

based and redpilled ufc is trash now

>more entertaining
Agreed.
>better
Disagreed. I think these girls are worse athletes and worse at fighting. Which is why its more entertaining, incidentally.

But maybe I'm wrong, that china girl is wrecking it in the UFC.

What a gay entrance song for a guy

>walking out to Katy Perry

lol the chink is coming out to katy perry roar

based feminine man

Pop music is not considered girly in Asia, it can be hilarious sometimes.
Australians/Americans have no excuse not to do the weeb pilgrimage go Japan and enjoy the cultural contrast.

They need to bring knees/ kicks to the head of downed opponents back. That's gonna nerf these grappling nerds.

ive known so many gooks in my life and i dont think i ever knew that. they all listened to normal music (in public)

It's pretty based. Can't remember who, but a fighter in UFC came out to the music from Footloose.

How many bongs until the weigh ins?

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Watched it again recently and dont know how this is even a debate. That r1 was def not a 10-8 under the old rules. Should have been a 29-28 for Jacare but unfortunately Romero prob wins the rematch unless he gasses.

they need to stop treating everyone like theyre some professional basketball or football player who deserves some respect and shit

when it was just 2 meatheads hitting each other without the false pretension it was a lot more enjoyable

the arrogance of these retards now is very disrespectful to the primal sport of mma

does this video work for you?
>youtu.be/kB5XXn0eKow

>enjoy the cultural contrast.
enjoy it with agent orange

HELL FUCKING YESSSSS BROTHER
THE UFC IS GAY AND SUCKS AND FOR PUSSIES
X ARM IS REAL FIGHTING X ARM HAS THE REAL KNOCOUTS THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR BROTHER

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Why you wanna do me like that

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Youre right but Askrens striking is shit too, and arguably worse. And DCs biased as fucked but he says Khabib has the best submission dfense hes ever seen. That being said, Askren prob wins a boring as fuck decision against Khabib

damn son, was hoping you could at least watch that one. shits fucked

HELL YES BROTHERS JUST GET KNOCKED OUT THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK US FANS WANT TO SEE!!!!!!

american stream here does it work for you?, is it behind?
youtu.be/4iGm12fhs84

>I dont watch a violent confrontation for violence - I'm here for the point jabbing and leg kicks

very disappointing

I care more about a realistic meta than kos

Camping with one hand on the ground is one example of how ridiculous the game has become

when are the ufc weigh ins

Reminder Asians lack power and are unthreatening entirely

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Doesn't work for me.

Of course they are not threatening to normal sized human beings but they are going to take over the manlet weight classes soon

this. when is the ufc

Askrens extremely popular on reddit, why dont you go back there and jerk off his boring as fuck fighting style with all those sad cunts.

chen vs alvarez round 2 @3:10

who will be the first to make khabib bleed?

I dont think so my guy even if they had elite striking (they dont) they dont have any wrestling and will just get bashed on the ground

CHINK'D

Fer sure b.

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>jabs you

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>yet another short uppercut KO
After Stipe and Cain fell to it, can we agree that its a legit weapon?

Yeah, you're on time.

that counter upper cut was nice as fuck

that other retard swinging for the fences with dinosaur length arms was pretty stupid

IF IM NOT GETTING MY KNOCKOUTS BLOW IT OUT MY FUCKING ASSSS!!!!!!1!
JUST BLEED MOTHERFUCKER WE HERE FOR THE KNOCOUTS FOR FUCKING ACTION!!! NOT THAT PUSSY GAY PORN SHIT THAT THE UFC HAS BECOME LATELY

wake up sijara

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Stipe got caught with a right hook you goof

you just KNOW

Why are these asians speaking english

holy fuck hes fully speaking english

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i'm too lazy to look for the video, but i'm pretty sure he was reaching down to grab DCs arm, missed it as it was coming up, and he fell to a short uppercut

am i misremembering?

For me? it's Lin Heqin

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>C-chinese century soon!

DC said they watched stipes tapes and he always dropped his right when breaking from the clinch (iirc)

and they broke from the clinch and DC threw a right and made him spasm like an invalid

>visible ribs
N I C E

these women are fighting for my love

>After battling back and forth for a good portion of the opening round, Cormier landed a stiff right hook to the jaw of the seemingly unstoppable Miocic to shock the world and claim victory.

He was expecting an uppercut, pulled his head back and got caught clean with the hook

they're fighting to lose

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No matching Reebok uniforms? VERY disrespectful.

Tyson was a commie racist black supremacist

Anyone drinking? Just cracked this open

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Why are so many hispanics figthing for One?

Me on the left

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gsp loves blacks

Already more action against the cage than Marty vs T-Wood.

are you the nerd who posted his marijuana the other day? lol

based

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Damn, the chinese are killing it

when is the other day?

Because Nick used to use Nate as a punching back when they were kids to practice for MMA! :^)

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here's to feeling good all the time

Just slide your head out lol.

is it manlet mouse whose in one now?

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Yeah, him, Alvarez and Sage.

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shit chinks got deep pockets. when conors contract runs out hes gonna be fighting asian manlets and alvarez

also based those three girls can choke me poster

there's a combate america later today, anyone with facebook? that's where they had a stream source last time
sherdog.com/events/Combate-Americas-Mexico-vs-Spain-Capella-vs-Herrera-74717

For me? Its the Khazakstan guy because those guys are all poor and have infinite endurance

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look up puritan pride 10 liquid melatonin its the nectar of the gods

>L-losing to askren was part of my plan!

puritan.com/sleep-relaxation-1856/melatonin-liquid-10-mg-050380

Like ONE more than UFC because its not filled with groups of people who I dont like if you know what I mean lads

All the GOATs lost t b h.

Could Kadestam even crack the top 10 if he was in the UFC?

>Who is Jon Jones

Depends on how much his TDD improved since Askren. Him, N Sang and Angela Lee could sit in top 10.

Let the Bong have the next thread.

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poofc BTFO

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based nationalist poster

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peak natty body

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Damn, I guess I just got btfo

For me, its whichever guy is the Moroccon

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Do they test their fighters at all?

>kickboxing rules

based the prodigy fighter

RIP

F

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Why does it matter? Iit's literally just entertainment
roids makes them fight better

Just wondering

>Why does it matter?
If some fighters have access, and others don't, the competitive element is distorted. Its entertainment, but part of the entertainment comes from it being a fair fight.
Though I'd still watch 2 flyweights fight a heavyweight.

>If some fighters have access, and others don't
It's already like this though. Some fighters are discriminated against, others better at hiding, get better HGH.

It already isn't a fair game

Which is why I advocate for either inquisition tier anti-doping, or free for all doping. The UFC was going for the first option, but then the Jones thing and letting Brock back in ruined it.

Also Romania is getting knocked the fuck out.

Romanian is getting flushed.

Feel sorry for sperguson lads. He got ripped off. Should see whether ONE will sign him on big dollars, he deserves it

hes gonna get KOd now

It should be free for all. Let it be truly the best of the best. You still have weight classes and skill.

Let athletes do whatever they can to reach peak performance

But then you have what weight cutting did, and athletes literally kill themselves trying to minmax performance. Its bad image.
And if the fighter dehydrating 50 pounds to get on weight with a small division can be marketed as stoic and spartan, the athlete doping 5 kinds of PEDs and nuking his kidneys is harder to sell as being manly.

You start using hydration testing like ONE and eliminate weight cutting. It's way better

The duality of man.

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Its funny how those bug girls have their asses hanging out.

If your philosophy to control weight cutting is testing, how can you be arguing for free doping? The same argument can be used for doping control.
In fact hydration testing is the logical continuation of the anti-doping argument.

new:

>Muh significant strikes
>Taps you on the shoulder 30 times at 40% power

HAHA, I HAVE WON THIS FIGHT!

ellie got uglier