/LigaMX/

FUCK ME BREHS!
I’d love to tocho her morocho if you know what I mean

>tfw no locutora gf de beisbol to do enchufadas with you

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No. Please explain.

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Is that legal?

lol

Why? Are you a narc?

Yeah, anything to prevent things like the shit happened in the last derby, pic related.

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>the mlels

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so you got me to click into your general
what's the next step of your master plan?

w-watch our league pls

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damn, did he died?

Reminder BUAP beat UNAM.

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Why do all latin American countries do this? Soccer was a mistake.

omg they robbed him his buttocks.

BASED Spike
just to tell you than we ain't paying the wall, and watch our league pls

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>dat tit vein

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Me holding up the camera phone

need's more qt's

for me it's Santos

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Never enough

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Baste & Rayadopilled

>chicanos

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What will happen when we mirror this image?

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>gringos
>practically living with a black semen IV in your arm

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lel

se viene la conCACAf putos

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>AMAME

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Beers, "passion" and the fact than a year ago Tigres won the league title at Monterrey's new stadium(2nd final Monterrey lose there, and the stadium isn't even 3yo). Shit even happened before the game, when both barras crossed in the streeths on their way to the game, nigga got stabbed and hit with rocks in the head, received medical help from the local university, couldn't communicate with words in like a 2 weeks, reciently visited the team but looks really touched yet. That game finished 0-0, boring as hell btw.

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what's with royalty and Monterrey? last time England queen went also there

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Is he french?

I love the new French national team kits

No idea, but I suppose France still in charge anyways kek

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we need to lock rayados up

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that chick in the op looks like a chink or vietnamese

For me, it's Los Rayados.

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Does girl in OP have Down's Syndrome? She looks retarded, brehs.

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El Pirata era Chemo

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*es

that's just how asians look

Es de China, Nuevo Leon wey

How come she don't want me bros?

>getting fit
>back in school trying to do something with my life
>got promoted at work
>not struggling financially

What's wrong with me?

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Judging from your posts: self-hatred, girls tend to go for confident guys

You're a cucc

post boipussy

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>Have sex with a chubbi gurl to break your slump. Don't tell your friends. Have sex with some ugly chicas and don't tell your friends.
>This raises your confidence
>Stop fapping to porno
>Then start going after chavas you like
... güey.

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You talk yourself down, so that tells me you have zero confidence. If you have all that shit going on for you why don't you act like it. Don't put pussy(women) in a pedestal, always believe that you can fuck any woman you want and act like it, it works faggot.

based CHADcano, gracias cuate, me cae.

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Time to become /ligaMxGTOW/

Damn, thanks for the advise bros. For a while after high school I became an introverted depressed loser. Decided I wasn't happy with my life and made some changes. Went to yurop, banged prostitutes, went out with my friends etc. Things have definitely gotten better but I still need to work on myself a little more

>cuck azul will still not win in my lifetime

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sauce?

Random girl from Chivas, no sauce.

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Gib me more indie sauce compa

Tw@t, she doesn’t want anybody. That’s why she fucks people for money. She’s using her body to exploit men. She has no and never had any intentions of becoming exclusive with anybody. It sounds like you’re on the right track, though. You’ll find a qt wholesome gringa soon.

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Great breh, just keep working up on you and the right qt will arrive in your life.

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What you need is better taste

>mfw no Tapatia qt with long curly hair

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Avarage mexican girl that isn't from Mexico city or Oaxaca.

youtube.com/watch?v=IqYgNiZdfh4

Ok, here's this

Oye, breh. Compra una puta and fucc la puta to regain confidence. Idk if you get back to MX, but puedes comprar putas through tus amigos.

Edecanes are putas, When I go to Rayados games, el padre de mi amigo compré a suite, you can "order" the edecanes you want to fucc through their modeling agency, who are basically pimps.

Edecanes don't cost a lot, y puedes poner tu verga dónde quieres en la edecan. Serioso, güey. It's kind of fucked up, because a lot of the girls come from poor families en el norte.

Just don't compra una puta india, for the love of God. Decent putas son baratas en México. Get your confidence up /LigaMX/bro.

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I know, I was just lying to myself, always hoping that she would change even though deep down I knew things were never going to work out and what we had wasn't real. But I wanted to believe

>Santos isn't BASE-
What was that putitos

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Thanks breh. All us ligma CHADcanos should raid Guadalajara and fuck some slutty tapatias. That will get you out of this funk. Everybody knows gueritas love BCC. Big CHADcano Cock. :^) How can SHITlangos compete?

SAUCE

Also, si tu vas a shit-tier Rayados games, the edecanes are cheaper than during the clásico con los Tigres or a big game with Cuck Azul. The edecanes are there to turn tricks and make money for their modeling agency (pimps) and themselves/familia.

I hope you brehs didn't think they were actually "real" cheerleaders, lel. Good luck, amigo. Get that confidence up, güey--/LigaMX/ is here for you, güey.

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don't have any just randomly found it on the jewbook

>Sweet mother of god. SAVED.

MOAR.

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Sauce: Google "Imi Kemmett" she's an Australian Instaputa.

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>Mexigordos
Ahh yes North America will finally be all diabetes land

EAT WITH ME BROS

>ynr original Mexigordos edition

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Why can't fat girls realize they're fat? They always wear short shorts. It's so disgusting. They're legs look like sausages with cellulite

I think she's just pregnant

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anchor baby?

Probably, they hybridize now.

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>being a customer of rival teams
I expect that from Mexicans when it comes to Yurop teams but not their own league

>mother is Tigre
>father is Rayado
>they would fight to death to get him to support only one team
This shit is very common here, kid will probably choose a team before he hits 12.

ARRIBA SANTA CLARA Y TODAS SUS PUTAS

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kid will turn Rayado when he needs to ask for the car from dad

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You’re a beta

Y SUS FETICHES

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Adios VERGAcruz

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cayese puto

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3 CIUDADES 2 ESTADOS

>tfw my dad blessed me with a BASED team

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>dianakaren3
Nice

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what a qt

Yes, shame they all are gonna be crying tomorrow at Veracruz.

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CAYESE PUTO

You guys actually think she watches soccer?

He Is the king of Cameroon gave at speech at UANL declares himself a tigres fan and throw the libres y Lokos handsing , good PR i guess

Dad - Cruz Azul
Mom - Antiamericanista
Your napkin - Chivas
Sister - Chivas
weird brother - Cruz Azul
cool brother - Chivas

no

post sister

>entire family roots for different teams
cringe

>His family is split between countries
CHI

Mom Is probablly chiva so it makes Sense its a Split household , my dad Is a hardcore Dallas cowboys fans and moms roots for the Chicago bears so my brother roots for bears while me and my sister support the cowboys

CAYESE JOTO
>supporting american football

based

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post yours faggot

my entire family breathes SANTOS and ONLY SANTOS

this girl is a qt si she even mexican?

No, she's from american idol ig/evelyncormier but looks like her husband is Mexican

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And roots for Santos? based

in the first pic says she got that tshirt from her husband but doesn't have more pics in jersey

post your godamn sister you homosexual
or mom

Why do we post in English when most of us speak Spanish?

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Adam Sandler is a Tigres fan, too. Fucc the Tigres.

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Cause this is an english board.

m()ds are enough faggots to delet our breads because of that

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>adam sandler
sauce?

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que te valga verga pendejo

keep it alive

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nice apuesto que lo tiene peludito

who /cmll/ here?

PUTO EL QUE LE VAYA AL AMERICA

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los ameriJOTOS
youtube.com/watch?v=bc2yOyAKrNQ

QUE CHINGUE SU REPUTA PERRA MADRE EL AMERICA

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/NJPW/ here
finna watch NJ cup tonight

>ATENCION CABAÑAS NOSOTROS NO TENEMOS LA CULPA DE TUS MAÑAS
KEK

I'll be in charge of keeping this thread alive tonight while I watch New JaChad LadyBoy Dancing

>dad is a diehard americanista
>every time they play he reminds me of how many championships they won
>he gets mad just like Piojo when they fuck up
>he doesn’t know that for me, it’s Santos
;_; I can never let him know bros

BASED DBS JR
>shitlango bandwagoners
jajajjaJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ

cayese....

>go to sleep
>100+ new /LigaMX/ posts
BASADO

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That's a big head holding a big head.

"was" is the word you are looking for, mate.

BASADOS

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I’m tired of meaningless sex with thots. Why can’t I find a gf that I can watch a movie with or go out to get a torta with?

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Because your imaginary sex life only have porn in it.

Welcome to post modern societal hell
Enjoy your stay

Sauce. (((Adam Sandler))) y Rob Schneider are Tigres fans. (((Schneider))) is really hardcore tho.

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>ywn have his identification with México
feelsbad.jpg

iirc schneider fell for the regia meme

yes

Are you going to stay with us late night to watch Vergacuck lose to Santos?

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She’s one of my favorite edecanes :-3

>ywn be a narco and have unprotected casual sex with her for free

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>mfw based kuri turns el tibu to a beisbol team for and gets a bunch of free amlo gibs

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>Rojos del Aguila de Veracruz is now back with Kazim Richards as their designated hitter

>My Little Soya
lel

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cool shop skillz

hope /ourgirl/ starts pumping jurado full of gear

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Almost all these bitches have dog faces. Fucking mutts. Here a pure beauty.

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Gay

Cope

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ok post more

what about the ass doe
its all about the ass breh

>meanwhile in a taquería in Puebla

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I remember seeing that

Imagine the taste

So, how comfy is eating in taquerías, compas?

bretty comfy if u have a qt with u
based taquero will give you a cheeky nod if shes extra qt

Real /comfy/ tbqh. After you tip the taquero a few times, he always gives you extra carne.

Putos, Las Enchufadas de Adela just started. You better be listening to this shit.
tunein.com/radio/La-Mejor-985-FM-Hermosillo-s87627/

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Reminder he was asking for it. Throwing rocks.

terrible implants

Have sex.

Have sex without having to pay for it.

I never paid for whores in my life, I'm not TW@.

Were Gringos a mistake?

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This makes me want to shout PUTO even louder desu

wtf lmao

LA HORA CERO YA LLEGO

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>game in Veracruz

more like LLEGÓ LA HORA DEL CREO A CERO

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Jesus fucking christ, an ass as fat as those quads

Semen slurping 0-0 confirmed

sauce

>what are filenames

Brazil.
Yeah, she does the sQUADS jej

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>gio might go to china
he really loves the shekels

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America should bring Gio and Hulk to Coapa desu.

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>ywn watch Toros Neza murderballing on Libertadores

>ynr Bebeto
youtube.com/watch?v=VMXx-wMSPWw

New Boser video by the way

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All Chicanos please get out of my country.

el america no le va a pagar los 6 millones que ese wey quiere

Gio playing for Veracruz or Atlas in how many years? I say 3.

CAYESE JOTO

>Gio playing for Veracruz
I don't think Gio can even handle the Jarocho's party kek

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Fake it till you make it brother.
We’re all gonna make it.
thumbsupapu.jpeg

Not going to lie, I'm feeling a bit depressed because artsy girl right now and /LigaMX/ is literally helping me to give me things to think about.

NO TENGO BOTANAS HOY, COMPAS
youtube.com/watch?v=-Bn1Eu9XL34

>Piojo says Gio isn't on any ones mind in America
imagine being this much of a Tronco

based

wheres that meme tweet about gios career happening backwards and ending up playing for barca and winning the wc with mexico

really activates my almonds

I'd stab her with something, if you get what I mean?

But if unclear I'm suggesting that my baldy half-incher might fit into her diseased chasm and she'd get the best 2 minutes of her life.

I can supply references.

Here's your reply, enjoy this (You) for whatever was the reason that motivated you to post this.

Thank you for acknowledging my sexual prowess. I can tell you are of equal stature in the hunting game. Play well my friend.

>click on thread after seeing OP
>start reading the thread and some of the posts
>mfw

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t-thanks but it's a real picture

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kek, he never talks about future reinforcements unless he's told to do it, I actually see Gio comming, since we're getting ride of Menez after this season.

No idea which one you mean, but here's this from last year.

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watch our league pls

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lajornadamaya.mx/2019-03-07/Los-Venados--con-proyecto-a-largo-plazo-en-Yucatan---mas-fuertes-que-nunca-

What did they mean by this?

yucatan.com.mx/deportes/solido-proyecto
>“Un grupo de empresarios se asoció con Fidel Kuri para sacar a flote a los Tiburones una vez que desciendan y, con una participación de 50/50, todos saldrían ganando.
>“Dicen que Kuri habría iniciado los trámites para cambiar de residencia al equipo y llevárselo a Mérida, pero no sólo eso, sino que también le cambiaría el nombre para empezar de nuevo, después de pagar la multa con lana de alguien más y evitar el descenso”.

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Oh nice, I'm about to witness Fútbol Mexicano at it's best for the first time in months, I guess.

I have no snacks either, but I made plenty of chorizo con huevos. Help yourself compa.

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Something feels wrong here.
Veracruz turning into Venados of Yucatan like Irapuato in 2002 with Kuri on the lead is pretty unreliable. He can't get keeping away with that.

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looks berry good

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ok?

>Menez's boots
Quite nice tbqh

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/pancita/

on the other side of the left foot has the club america crest, looks even better from that angle desu

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Holy fuck, the server that connects Yea Forums to me is so fucking slow and shit right now it's not even funny.

Alineaciones for this game now.
Stream en vivo (Chicanovision): in.xrivonet.info/31i.html

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>that blonde midget at azteca

twitter.com/mifutbolclub/status/1103016493208473600

F

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>5.Salcido

oh no nonononono

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kek, Guido Rodriguez was named the best player of ligamx last year, what did he expect after lossing the final like that

>CUANDO CALIENTE EL SOL

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Same shit happened to Benedetto last year, you muderballer argies broken this dude ;_; he was your last hope for Russia2018

Ya convocaron a los dos, güey.

>CHI ads
Why did you have to kill Azteca streams, mexibros?

had a friend unironically obsessed with Luis Miguel. He was not gay though just admired his life and music and how he fucked every girl he has wanted.

bros

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That’s like Prince here.

Nevermind, found STRIM

B-but my powerful liga mx.

VERACRUZ_vs_SANTOS
VERACRUZ_vs_SANTOS
VERACRUZ_vs_SANTOS

in.xrivonet.info/32i.html

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JU-JU-JU
JUUUURADOOOOOOOOOO

Ya comenzó el show ;^)

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Mlels will never not be a fucking joke

When you stop being gay I will

Sometimes I wonder if people at ESPN W and those pretend-feminist media outlets are falseflagging and making the whole fight a joke. Seriously, complaining about the name of the brand?

If Tigres win, I request a Adam Sandler edition with the pic related here

Is that a good deal, compas?

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>QUE HAY EN TU MIRADA

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They’re not kidding. Aside from the surplus of inexpensive goods and food that we get from exploiting developing countries, this country fucking sucks.

GOL DEL TIBURON, PUTOS

yes

KEK, Del Rio is like the oxxo of cd. juarez, yeah, it's a good deal, it's the cheapest mexican beer here, it's the competition of budlight. 137pesos is about 7-8 dollars.

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HOW?

Well, then half of the people trying to talk feminism in your country is actually hurting the cause.

>beembo
>it's not cultural appropriation if they're not black
God I hate Americans and their obsession with black cock

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

EL SANTOS ESTÁ HERIDO
EL SANTOS ESTA CHORANDO
EL GUERRERO SANGRA
EL GUERRERO TRISTE

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El Rancho polvoriento de TIERRON ;^)

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
I will literally become an LMAOlover if he does something about it

Just checked HEB, they got it for almost 20 more pesos or something. I hate my life.
>suddenly coors light is 119 pesos the 12 pack

No wonder everyone in your country ends up hating """"""""""SJW""""""""""s.

Context on the image?

Today, the feminist closed the school. I've seen them here and there but I didn't thought they had the balls to do it

>suddenly Veracruz plays well

Looks like Kuri told his boys:"we're moving the team to Mérida, we're keeping only the best players, the rest is going home" or something like that

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I studied on college among feminists, but the ones that actually discuss about it, bring new ideas to the table, act within reason and are not stupid cunts. You know, not the ones that would go on Chicanovision for a women-only broadcast, but the ones that would protest during said broadcast because the 10 women or so are the only ones on a office of 500 or something.

No idea, I found these image at some fanpage of Santos.

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The warrior chihuahua just killed a pitbull.

All feminists are retarded.

>doggo is ded
no

based

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>I scored 6 goals on a match today
I'm feeling pretty good today lads, I might watch 6 episodes of Love Live to celebrate

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BASED

>Zague for Chanclas x Cuck Azul
Gonna make some coffee, compas.

>forgot to mention
>ywn live in a border city and get the best (and by best I mean the worst) of two countries

cayese puto

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Furch to NT when¿?

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DISCULPENSE A FURCH

in awe

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Okay this is epic

I was looking for this image a few months back to use it slightly out of context but now I forgot why
Anyways
>Llantos

based, i'm buying some coke desu, I just got my shit together after being "sick" these last 2 days (haven't been sick of anything since 2015(not counting la patita incident of course))

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>two and a half years without taking a sip of any kind of soda
I need something to break the promise, I want a coke so bad right now

>not drinking coke
*tips*

jk, haven't drink any alcohol since la patita, i'm thinking on getting the caipirinhas or capriroskas with strawberry, but i'm not sure if I can get some good cachaça here, probably gonna look for it at Soriana kek

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CAYESE PUTO

>good cachaça
No, you won't get it for cheap, it's pretty novel. If you get 51, use it for caipirinha.

>counterattack 3vs3
>chokes

ok, false alarm, Veracruz still shit

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Positioning was pretty shit

niggas were just running in rect line, never did any movement to avoid defenders or shit

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HALF TIME

ok, i'm going for my dinner and some coke

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San Luis v atlante stream any juan?

>tfw no tiendita to get some chocoroles and coronas at half time

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What is a good Brazilian beer?

>brazilian beer
>good
Pick one. It's literally not one of our exports and we are getting more import beers by the day. At home I only drink Corona.

Whatsapp time.

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That bad? Craft beer is the big craze here, and some of it is good stuff however I feel like 90% of the people that regularly drink craft beer only do it for the optics of looking sophisticated.

Craft beer is today's craze here too but the market is flooded and there are too many people drinking whatever comes to them without knowing shit about beers and stuff. Suddenly drinking the usual beers is something evil now and everyone must pretend to have a favorite beer and it has to be
>muh ales
>muh pure malts
>muh microbrewery
>muh correct glass
>muh appetizers
and stuff like that, while paying the triple of the price of regular beer. Me myself drink Corona because of my LARPing mostly, I don't even enjoy beer.

chemo curse worldwide

>of course I missed the point
With the craft beers we are getting a lot of exports aswell and people are now drinking everything that is not what they used to drink, to the point the usual brands are now spending money with muh meme beers aswell. Most parties I go nowadays are bring your own drink and people are mostly coming with Heineken, Stella Artois, Bud, meme craft beers and such. I don't even think there are any brazilian brand known outside this place even with Ambev being as big as it is.

There is a well known local craft brewery in my city, so I drink a lot of their stuff but cerveza Victoria or Modelos aren't below me. Mexican beer is perfect for just chilling and watching sports on.

This game is dreadful, hell. Score sam facking goals, Santos.

>vergacruz defending

Goodbye Vergacruz!

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There is absolutely no way this thot doesn't have a sex tape out there

You retards actually thought we where going to lose lmao

It's not everything that gets leaked. There are pictures of me naked on some girls' cellphones but I don't think any of those leaked.

>sex tape
Whitney is a pure angel you degenerate fuck

BLOOT
L
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O
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JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

LLEGÓ LA HORA DEL OSO GÜEY

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>2 (two) viejas commentating
wtf mexico

pochosion

thank u based ligma

Only on chicanovision, the woman on Azteca has her mouth shut most of the time.

NO ERA

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SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED SIBOLDI DED

>kicks Orozco's hand
>sperg that his feet is hurt while Orozco is fine

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LOL
it's just Univision, helping independient and strong women along futbol :^) just like (((ourgirl))) Iris Cisneros, pic related.

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What the fuck Aguirre, he could have passed TWICE and decided to give the ball to Tiburones anyway.

>"un reality que le pone precio a la ambición"
fucking kek

PINCHE CHAVA REYES

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Would fuck María Magdalena tbqh

time to chimpout on the jewbook

khe te balga berga so vailo la rola de biernes botanero

El LLANTERO señuriz

Is Zague being sucked right now and that's why he's late?

why do spanish spanish accents sound so gay

>Campos back

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>Orbelín grabbing Pablito by the balls during the picture

Looks like his gf isn't enough for him, pic related.

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USTEDES POR NOSOTRAS Y NOSOTRAS POR USTEDES, JUEGA LIMPIO, SIENTE TU LIGA

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because you're an indio with a SHITlango accent

hes fucking thots in carnaval
george fields making yearly appearance

Rosique will be back too

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I already love him but man, couldn't he wear a more colorful tie or something? So out of character.

*choo choo*

gib me 5 tacos of longaniza mister, with lots of cilantro and cebolla pls

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>Cagaglio

here we go lads

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EL LLANTISTA NO QUIERE CHORAR
PERO EL LLANTISTA ESTÁ CHORANDO

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Rosique is meh compared to Campos, Zague is alaso shit tier he should have stayed on ESPN.

based

ERA (tiro de esquina)

ATLAS_vs_CRUZ.AZUL
ATLAS_vs_CRUZ.AZUL
ATLAS_vs_CRUZ.AZUL

in.xrivonet.info/32i.html

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we should just use VAR in every play, so the game will last 3hours at least

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>Cagaglio

Was he afraid of the ball? That was some gay shit, showing his butt and all.

>the city of atlas

>Barcelona's DNA

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How can you not love him, /LigaMX/?

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Last night I got recommended this video by yt, it's from this girl I posted long ago but didn't know who she was
youtube.com/watch?v=Chb-1VwF870

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he basically gets paid to be a laugh track for the main commentators
fucking based

Pinche juego mierda, hablenme cuando los jefes de Mexico, aka clasico regio, jueguen.

a true qt

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>that background
comfy

Waldo in the back.

Me on the right

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kek didn't notice

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YO SO.Y RAYADO Y TENGO AGUANTE :^)

>POOul aguiSHIT

wait its actually pabLOL lel

based boomers

>still el Dia internacional de la mujer

I thought it was a single day, (((what's going on here?)))

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>Dedminguez

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This is the only good general on this board and it's only because of all the qts that get posted

The Future is Female, bigot.

i have a theory that jorge campos isnt very good at anything he does but hes so likeable people in charge just give him chances and nobody says anything

T-thanks. Please watch our league :-3

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qt ginger

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he has green eyes, that's enough in Mexico, just watch Screamau, he got a qt model gf, is a fatfuck failed singer, cheated on her and still together

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HALF TIME
altas 0-1 cruzazul

watch our league pls

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But this has been the truth since he began playing. Dude was never stellar nor anything but he maxed CHA.

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2nd looks like jesse lingard
exactly
he doesnt even have to try. a true chad

>he has green eyes, that's enough in Mexico
I have too and it hasn't worked for shit. Autismo mata ojos claros

Damn, cold blooded :(

>tallones y uno que otro picorete
lol

Reminder he was gonna get sued by Nike because instead of wearing their polo shirts he would rip the nike logo and glue with resistol to his flamboyant multicolor shirts, and he told em straight up "just make colorful shirts, I already did my job wearing the brand icon" and laughed it off. An absolute CHAD.

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Cuck Azul pueden chupar mi verga. Fucking hate los chilangos. As ghey as that "Bobo" J Balvin video shot en D.F.

I wish chilangos would neck themselves. Anyway, here's a chavathot.

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Based. Watch LigaMX, it's better than every league in this hemisphere Leafbro.

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JAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>he doesnt r8 j balvin

el CHIncel señores

Yeah, I remember that set

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holy fuck aclas is bad

puta madre ya regresen a benedetto a Tijuana

Someone put Atlas already out of it misery.

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>cruz azul in liguilla's spot
este año es el bueno

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>dat almost asleep kid
why whould you let your children rooting for atlas

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Güey, J Balvin cree que el es trap latino ahora cuando su padre es un rico Colombiano, chilangoputo.

You're probably a Creed fan, cabrón.

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come back when u get some bitches lmafoo

nice tigrita

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t. Chilangocel

>R8ting j balvin

El indio cñores

pick me a ligamx team to pretend to support

not even osvaldito can do something about this aclas shitshow smfh

callese meco

Cruz Azul

Cruz Azul

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Rayados

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Chivas
you can make all the indios in here SEETHE

Fuck that, me gusta el trap latino de Bad Bunny y Ecko, güey. J Balvin is fake as fuck, Daddy Yankee es más duro (pun intended, güey) and that's being ironic.

You probably listen to CNCO, chilangito.

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you can make your bf cum homo

Rayados.

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xolos

LA Galaxy

>me gusta el trap latino
>chi wigger

embarrassing

Monterrey, tomorrow there's a local derby so banter will be gr8 m8

Kek. Cucked MLelS.

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>not being bi
el insegurindio con baja testosterona señuriz

>dat nervious princess

;_;

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Forget it dude, nobody has done that since the 80's, Atlas is going to live in the 1st division without winning a single shit.

>imagine taking fucking reggaeton this seriously

this is why u have no bitches lad

Santos Laguna

>Liking niggerton

No haga eso compa

El jalisJOTO señores

what teams do you support

fuck off were full

full of dirt

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Rayados de Monterrey, they did this:

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>that old fuck about to die in the stands

holy shit screen cap where

>game about collide between cruazuleada-alo atlas
>Jorge Campos leaves the stadium

whatta CHAD

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this pls

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Hey, Mexibros -- do Mexicans like "latin trap" and reggaeton or is that a gringo and Colombian, Puerto Rico and Dominican thing? Can you redpill me on what the fuck is going on?

Ozuna, Bad Bunny, Gay Balvin seems gay. And Daddy Yankee is fucking 45 years old or something with gay reggaeton.

What's the real music you guys listen to?

Honest question Mexibros, rojopill me.

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Si, I'll take 2 tacos 1 burrito and 1 chimichanga. Andale andale and cervesa porfavor

Holy fucc why are the teeth from the grill on the right so yellow?

>Caixinha almost going down

kek, just like his job

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ACLAS NIGGAS BE LIKE FUCK IT

We need more ligma anime waifus

let's of cocacola I suppose

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Los Angeles Azules are the only good thing Chilangos have done

Imagine the smell

based

I wouldn't goddamn know what music the rest listen, I usually just listen to card game OSTs.

TE COPAMOS LA CANCHA, LO GANAMOS CAMINANDO. ATLAS, NO EXISTÍS.

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She’s so qt. I feel bad for her because she has to watch such shit football. I will console her :-3

Thanks for responding, Mexibro.

Are Señor Kino /ourguys/?
youtube.com/watch?v=olwjIYg8FvY

go fuck yourself, he only needs to support Santos.

This t.b.h

I don't even know what is chimichanga
>latin trap
can you post an example? I got lost after alternative rock meme gender, 80% of my playlists are about 80's rock, then the killers, the strokes, then Calle13(the last 2 albums) and now I'm starting to get new music.

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It’s zoomer music or the equivalent of wigger music for Mexicans. Bitches like it, but it’s trash.

>Clasico Regio edition
>not even Saturday and +400 posts
I think I made a mistake, should have do my edition before this one

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Yeah, it's the most popular genre nowadays amongst 30 yo boomers and zoomers.

as far as i know just a few like that music.
I like to listen several kinds of music, trance is the genre i've been listen recently.

its pretty popular here. a few years ago it was considered cringe but now you hear it everywhere from shitty neighborhoods to exclusive night clubs. its dumb party music that makes incels and boomers seeth

It’s crappy music, but it still has merit for being on your iTunes because nalgonas instinctively shake their culos to it.

Popular editions move fast bro, like this clásico regio and gordas edition.

callate puto dont ever (you) me ever again

anyways, let's just bump this one up, i'm getting the next ready...

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ynr Chelis' Puebla winning @ Azteca. Loke they'll do tomorrow.
youtube.com/watch?v=7b4cH8ghoTw

>dat chilangocel rage

That's Cruz Azul, not clásico provinciANO

what part of kill yourself dont you understand

it's okay buddy
maybe you'll get to fuck a fat ugly india one day
there's still hope :^)

Do you also eat your quesadillas without queso?

Only retarded subhumans would come up with something so stupid.

imagebro actually eats quesadillas with vegetables like a fucking chilango

I always order quesadillas de tinga con queso tbqhwyf

t. welfare leech

It's called sincronizadas(which seems stupid for me) but I don't even enter in the Con/Sin chees debate.

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sincronizadas is jamón+queso+tortilla de harina

don't @ me

Eres SHITlango de cora verdad Imagebro? ;_;

Que no, coño! lo mas al sur que he estado fue Michoacan en mi primer año de uni reeeee
he visto que los chilangos le llaman sincronizada a cualquier tortilla con queso+guiso/carne

le va al lame

el frikicel señores

no, solo son las que tienen jamón+queso y normalmente se hacen con tortilla de harina

chicanos indios pata rajada no salen de "boritos di asara" cringe

sal de tu sotano pinche incel

jajaj le dolio la pedrada al prieto color chapopote

Come on guys we're only just a few replies to bump this. give more shitposting

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>lame
lameme los huevos puto

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that regiolard in the reflection has c cups atleast

>mfw a Chicano voted for AOC near me

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Whats OPs pic from?

ebin

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titty inspection day at school

el SHITlangolangolangolaaaaaahahahHAHAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJA

fuck these captchas, I ain't paying for a pass like imagegay

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kek Huebro did an edit, putting Whitney Ivette on them
>Security inspection before get in the stadium, Monterrey, Nuevo Leon. Only female cops can check women

Sabadindio futbolero starring AmeriCACA

same girl

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Sabagüait de Pelotas starring Clásico Regio

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regindios>SHITlangindios

>ynr Marco Fabían(female)

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pic related

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when youre 56% mestiza and try to look castiza

h-he he, y-yeah

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t. tamaulipeco pelos tiesos

CAYESE PUTO

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>not wanting to be bronze master race

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this is some next level prieto, what's his haplogroup?

1/4 French Jalisquindio

No idea vato loco, ask me only about my clica, reconquering L.A.ztlan

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>OSOrio blaming Mexico doesn't have (((powerfull))) players like colombian negritos
>his son

oh onononononono

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literally a ramdom Ecatepense

>OSOrio blaming Mexico doesn't have (((powerfull))) players like colombian negritos
He forgots that Colombian negritos doesn't win a shit in international tournaments, his argument is plain lame.

kek

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Chelis can't even understand his shit

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me gusta la verga como a rambo le gusta la guerra

just you wait until those Haitian rapefugees start having kids like rabbits

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>El mejor equipo es el que tiene a los jugadores que mejor juegan en equipo
Witch is completely retarded since comlombian players can't win a shit, that just makes me more right about what i said.

¿cruda?

estas pendejo o q pedo?

Colombians are even bigger bed-shitters than Mexicans tBh

only Tuca can make negritos play well desu

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yeah bench riding is their specialty and Tuca knows it

explicate puto, como te gusta la verga? cual es el pinche símil

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I'd rather more negritos than chilenos in ligamx

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the guy on the right kinda looks like Díaz Ordaz kek

why not both?

Jean Beausejour.jpg

I'd rather more of anyone than SHITlangos

kek didn't notice

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>not waiting another Gio chilango

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El Divo de Tepito > Alle

Just got my tea of Te Yaki, Stevia, Cordován, Acitrón de uña, Palo Mina & Semilla de Uva

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pics or it didn't happen

Based and reconquistapilled

So, Gio without the talent

Can’t wait for for regio brother wars

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t. literally nobody

Bump this shit now.

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I'm using these products, dad wants me to assist to their school and learn that shit out, they have courses here in Juarez but I have the feeling than i'm gonna fuck their business with my redpilled knowledge kek ;^) That treatment I just mentioned is to reactivate blood circulation, I'm taking another for my bones.

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based and AMLOpilled

death to chicanos

>still living in 8M
Yikes!

NEW

500 for thots

Yeah, here's a link to a Latin trap song. It just seems like they're copying los mayates here in the US.

My friend says the younger generation likes it in D.F. and the rest of the country.

youtu.be/gpIBmED4oss

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