FLA @ BOS, 7 pm
CBJ @ PIT
NYI @ OTT, 7:30
NYR @ DET
MIN @ TBL
BUF @ CHI, 8:30 (7:30 Central)
COL @ DAL
CGY @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
VAN @ EDM
MTL @ SJS, 10:30 (7:30 Pacific)
STL @ LAK
love beavers, onion rings, hockey discussion
hate greece, seetheposters, and other shitposters
simple as
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beavers?
Greece is the king of /hoc/
> r a g s
Beavers are animals.
Grease having a melt down
Is prone boning as enjoyable as it seems it would be?
What is it this time?
Did he play yet another whole afternoon of Fortnite without a SINGLE win?
/hoc/ is the hockey general
Why get your hopes up?
>stick with the system
for me its the power defenseman
What I can just go to a parlor or hire a prosti if I get real curious
desu both posters moved the goalposts.
He dead.
For me it's the Rattray Turnbull Stacey line
Sweden please me the thread
Posting the schedule isnt hockey discussion you mouth breathing fat spic
SHALL be watching the poo jackets and not stanking up my beloved /hoc/. Hold it down for me tedbros.
lets go boys, we gotta put together a complete 60-minute game
I searched for his name in google news and nothing came up, other than fluff / filler articles about his neverending goal slumps.
why havent we posted THE schedule yet?
Because no one else sees the appeal that you do. Nobody gets it.
i eat ass
bolts wild
well you guys spent all day arguing about belts and beavers. thought you would touch on the schedule too.
what happened to laine lads?
I was joking.
yeeup...thinking this is a based post right here
he only managed to get 5 games of fortnite in today.
Fuck me.
In my defense, I have mild dyslexia.
RIP lazy pp slapshot man
I always get excited when Calgary has a good year until I realize we will probably be eliminated in the first round again. Feels bad desu
So Ted is fucked, yes?
lol that's getting disallowed
The Blue Jackets are graciously deferring their playoff berth to the Hurricanes this year.
Blew me away to see Blayre Turnbull never played a game for U18 team. Usually every player who makes the senior team goes through the U18 ranks. Just shows how determined she is to be the best she can be.
I think >we'll make it to round 2 if we stay in the 1st seed. If the sharks win 1st, then I think it's about 50/50 >we'll make round 2
So you know what it's like to be a leafs fan.
are you german?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK THE REFS
who is this man?
might make it to the third round lad
Nope
I got a girlfriend and so the last few months I’ve been off of this site.
Can anyone tell me what this tranny discord meme is?
Chris Chelios
3rd in your division is a good year? never realized.
cool, whats his name?
discords full of trannies
Didn't you know that the leafs won the cup on July 1st?
youtuber named Steve1989MREInfo
not related to hockey
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Like Alexis Ren or something. She unironically has porn videos taking the D and I think even getting creampied
Definitive list of worst posters ranked by how fucking terrible they are:
>trips
>grease
>casuals (includes people that ask for standings, schedules, don't follow atleast one Junior team)
>womens fans
>ted
>people that talk about politics
>new zealand
>sunbelters
>pacific posters
>fans of other sports that aren't cricket or curling
>don't follow atleast one Junior team
fuck off, this is an nhl general and an nhl general only
>anyone from Canada
POWERGAP
>everything else you mentioned
it's not really /hoc/ related but there's a bunch of trannies that have been trying to infiltrate Yea Forums to get other men to start transitioning. it is all very complicated and creepy.
get a load of this nonscouting casual lmao
Ted is a based poster fuck off
Kyle Reese is one of the best characters ever.
i'm a liberal woman from new zealand that likes basketball, ted and the sunbelt, specifically anyone from the pacific, can you tell me the standings?? uwu
false
>TED 7
what did ppg paints arena mean by this?
Imagine actually being influenced by shitposters into taking hormones that aren’t steroids like me
newfag detected
Ted 7?
that's totally subjective though
>ted? more like turd
look at the boards
Kevin Fiala is pretty good. Imagine if the Preds had picked him up as well before the trade deadline.
imagine mortgaging >your teams future for ducancer
Canada more like nigger oven
its at the Little Cesars Pizzarena, lad. Its for Ted Lindsay
>mortgaging future
>not even getting rid of their best prospect
Heh
oh sorry i didn't know you were a professional nhl scout
*queen
>snes
its ok. you arent the first person to make that mistake.
Martin Brodeur is the biggest sellout if all time
thinking about replacing teds bongwater with vodka as a cheeky prank lmao
based. /nhl/ fucking when?
>any team playing the mild
Lmao it’s always a free win, most teams don’t even play their first line
Realized that I hadn't made this yet.
So, for one night only, go Pens.
finally home, what game we watching?
>only SHIT games tonight
>jets and caps play at the same time tomorrow
>both games are early start
lol he looks kind of like him. but this guy just opens up old MRE's to try old food, cigarettes, coffee, etc.
youtube.com
22:58
>gets eliminated the first week of march
pens/teds
he has a picture of Kyle Reese posted behind him in the gif.
MREs eh? He's probably into survivalism.
go diddle greases ass in or something. fuck off with your offtopic shit.
will anything ever get bulju down?
I didn't even notice lol
I'm not sure why this guys channel blew up but I keep getting his videos in my recommended feed
Coincidentally, it's how many pucks the average Ted fan can smuggle into the drunk tank.
he just asked a question I knew the answer too so I told him
Karen Newman does the national anthem best in the NHL.
Hockey
Fading out in Edmonton when McMeme gets traded.
Greece, what team do you think is going to win the cup this year?
>with the first pick in the 2019 NHL entry draft, the ______ ______ select _____ _____
Pongs look like shit
down syndrome
The Detroit red wings
A pile of poo
>Vancouver Canucks select hometown kid, Bowen Byram
They kinda do... and C-bus looks uncharacteristically organized.
Pens are the good guys who keep on winning. Based.
colorado avalanche
ash ketchum
>ottawa in charge of having proper fucking glass
lol pens annoucers jizzing over badbranson because he shoved someone over
He's played better in his handful of games in Pittsburgh than his entire time in Shitcouver. Hmm. lol
most announcers probably dont see the teams they dont cover play much.
Dude, it's just vertical ice right?
FILPS!
pens announcers are trash so it's no surprise
Does github no longer work or something?
My shits all fucked up
THICC
wtf?! I like hockey now...
who is the cutie in the red?
would the plural of hyman be hymen?
me in the back drinking water
She(male) might be a pornstar I think
>Habs play Shorks at 10:30
>don't have to go into work tomorrow
>get to sleep in
peak comfy bros
this is a sport for this people, sir. i'll have to ask you to leave
kek
anyways, I'll be going to sleep soon, thanks
Hockey is highly unpredictable as you know.
Tampa could go to the finals again and the West is looking softer than other years, that's how I see it. But I wouldn't be completely surprised if the Capitals won it again.
I think Bruins Lightning is the most probable eastern final.
white people*
bruins succubus on the tv. had to look away
Detroit Red Wings
Patrick Laine
Did some digging
Chelas Way
She looks best in this photo
P A T R I K
L A I N E
Here's hoping the Preds take care of the Canes for us in case we get btfo by the Sharks
DUDE WEEED LOOLL
it's up lads
yo my eyes are red
based and weedpilled
for me, it's the unparalleled commentating duo of bob errey and steve mears
Patrik Laine prove me wrong
It's unpredictable for me too. Tampa is the most obvious pick for the winner because of their place in the standings, but the Bruins are looking strong too. The playoffs are a lot more physical than the regular season, and the Capitals are great at playing the physical style of hockey so I could see them winning it again also.
I think the Sharks have great odds too, especially if they take the #1 spot in the pacific. They will have an easier trip to the finals than the eastern team, and that would be a big difference maker. It's going to be a fun post season to watch, whatever happens
Once the Wild beat the Lightning in Tampa tonight are we going to get scared of a possible 8th seed cup champion?
Think when Winnipeg wins the cup this year, Laine will pack a fat bowl into it?
memes aside, what purpose does finland serve?
>ruins
FUCKING YOUR MUM
>don't play again til Saturday
GAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'll kick your fucking ass
>USA OBLITERATED
>THE WHOLE NATION ON SUICIDE WATCH
>HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
>refpuck
Making good phones and funny memes
Is filpula the most low key good acquisition this offseason tho
Producing elite hockey talent
Let us be healthy and watch all the drama unfold! :)
Pay a mad lad some $$$ to convert it into a hookah and smoke a bunch of hash oil with the team
Wow.....Had to catch my breath and go grab a glass of water.....Just cant handle how BASED this post is
>female on the NBC crew
Why are female voices so grating and shrill? Women do not belong
anything can happen once the playoffs start. the kings won from an 8th seed. imagine how /hoc/ would react if the lightning got eliminated in round 1 lol
Gettin' pretty sick of winter lads
do you see how all Pittsburgh is done to break up our offenses put one mother fucker behind their goalie and he just sits there. Inevitably we're going to pass the puck to that mother fucker. That's all you need to do to break up the Blue Jackets fucking offense is put a motherfuker behind your goalie. Because when all else fails these cocksuckers are just going to throw it behind the net instead of actually doing something with the fucking Puck. This is what infuriates me with this motherfuking goddamn motherfuking team is that they never change fucking goddamn motherfuking anything for fucking anybody. It's the same fucking non-working bullshit and every mother fucken game. I'm sick and fucking tired of seeing it. I have literally been on goddamn beer league fucking teams that generate better fucking offense then these fucking cock suckers
Stin iyá mas! good health to you too my friend
BASED AND BTFOPILLED
That's something a sunbelter wold say
I never did anything to you Finland. Why do you do this to me?
ON THIS DAY
I SEE CLEARLY
Quebec is better than Ontario and you all know it.
Yinzers seem like cool motherfockers
It's simple. Kill the Tortman
getting pretty sick of summer lads
They arent
REQUESTING WEBM OF THE PENS MEME JACKETS FIGHT
that looked BRUTAL
>make a comment yesterday about a player's face eventually going into the ice after a fight
>already happens to garrett wilson
My mom's pretty fucking ugly so she'd be right plum average in Finland which i reckons right plum up your alley of expertise. You're no stranger that's for sure.
the purpose of Finland is to brighten our day with his heartwarming presence
somebody get heem'd?
Hello which game should I watch?
watch the teds miss the playoffs
everybody knows it my based friend
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
That's better
parros did it in 2013, oldest trick in the book
listening to the pens broadcast always throws me off because i grew up with someone who's last name was Meers and everyone called him Mearsy
The one with the best Finnish players playing.
curling is on
>he'd rather be working
keep licking those boots chochon
Shan't be watching ice push
Avs/Stors
frigg off
Hell yeah mon frere
Maybe he's the guy you grew up with
Holy shit werenski barely fucking touched him. What a flopper
>Bjorkstrand vs. Bjugstad
>mens curling
really only watch when it's womens
My penis is curled
Fucking score Columbus Jesus Christ Korpi looks fucking good tho
just fapped to this picture twice in a minute
I cannot fucking stand Pittsburgh they are going to kill our playoff chance
when I was a teenager some girl told me it was because you only jerk it with one hand
>teds
wew buke
I doubt anyone's watching the Detroit game, but was that Adams Family song directed at Staal?
>fapping to still images
What are you, 12?
I swear to fucking god if the jackets miss the playoffs because of the fucking penguins I will shoot up a school
I've never been to Quebec but Ontario is pretty nice.
based pukestad
>I dont practice santaria
>I ain't go no crystal ball
Please Columbus please don’t miss the playoffs
>go all in
>miss playoffs
Vegas is going deep again this year
HAHAHAHA TED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIRE TORTS FIRE BOB FIRE JARMO
>teds
I'm starting to have some doubts
I began to have fantasies of becoming very powerful and stopping everyone from playing hockey. I wanted to take their hockey away from them, just like they took it away from me. I saw hockey as an evil and barbaric act, all because I was unable to play it. This was the major turning point. My anger made me stronger inside. This was when I formed my ideas that hockey should be outlawed. It is the only way to make the world a fair and just place. If I can’t have it, I will destroy it. That’s the conclusion I came to, right then and there.
i'm going deep in you whiteboi
British Columbia beats both of them, and I say that as a Quebecois
fleury will carry them desu
NO ONE (YOU) me I’m going to my car to hotbox and won’t have my phone
Ohhhh daddy
What does /hoc/ think of Brad Marchand?
Sad part is the canes probably won't do their part in keeping the bjs out.
Wow.
That fight wasnt okay.
Listen, i know fighting "makes the sport unique", and all that bullshit.
But DRIVING SOMEONES HEAD INTO ICE?
Disgusting.
This sport needs to ban this barabaric act.
Only right wingers could think concussions are good for business.
Can you swing by the store and grab me some papers?
Oops wrong pic
Here ya go
love him. one of my favourites
here we can get a gilmpse of the 'tism
My favourite transformer.
if you're going to the store i'll take some pepperoni sticks
you could make this bait a little less obvious and you'd get a lot more replies
*HONK* *HONK* *HONK*
You/we should start memeing the phrase "alt right adjacent." Liberals have started using that unironically for other liberals who aren't pure enough and I think it needs to be encouraged.
this sounds like the origin story of a superhero villain that dresses in goalie pads
Why not left wingers? Or centers? Or defensemen
based and goldpilled
Noted.
I will draft another version and aim for 10 replies
Are we watching the Minnesota high school tournament again this year?
It’s on tomorrow and Saturday
I am no liberal but I think you should go to the political board to talk about that
Columbus Poo Jackets
>that pic
God i hate the sens so much. To think Ottawa has a team while so many more deserving cities don't
GOAT RAT
Canucks vs Oilers gamethread
Gonna smoke up during intermission and there's nothing /hoc/ can do about it
soon
When do they do the hair portion of the program?
>implying Seattle is deserving
Based me too and I’m going to smoke in front of my television
same, loading up the vape right now
Shitposting is on topic for all boards, my arboreous friend
Before every game starts, players all skate up to the blue line and flaunt their stuff
I am VERY excited at the prospect of getting stoned and having some Smoked meat poutine at the Bell Centre this spring :^)
real canucks oilers gamethread
Pax 2?
>laffs
extrêmement basé mon ami/
Are you allowed to toke in public ? You should smoke a joint outside before you go in and then vape a cart during the game and then eat a edible
Yotes/Flames
Whats the best vaporizer that I should buy?
>OTB
Good page but the comments make me want to die
That one that can inject carbon monoxide into your system
Finna lose to the snes to job
>not having an imagination
I'm fucking hot bitches on THE MOON and you're watching blacked. Loser.
>Are you allowed to toke in public ?
officially, no, but cops won't bother you in most places, i used to smoke tons of pot in front of the bell center years ago when it was still illegal and never got bothered
Pax3 you can smoke oils distillates terpins wax and flower
I sincerely want them to miss the playoffs, then have Panarin, Bobrovsky, and Dzingel leave in free agency. Duchene won't leave because he's a loser and knows he belongs in goddamn ohio
Is Barry white /our guy/
Yes, same sort of laws as standard smoking, not in bars, near schools etc. Walking down the street with a joint is pretty normal. Vaping isn't allowed indoors tho
I use the one with Vicks vapor rub to keep my airway clear
hi
My fucking God its literally a human miss piggy
Dzingel won’t leave
Trust me he went to OSU
Duchene is gone because he wants to play for a “playoff team” and panarin might stay just because they are going to pay him 13 a year
Who said anything about blacks?
Spoiler: (you)
>Seattle
that rainy little socialist hellhole? NOPE
Girls like that smell like shit and are pure mush. I can tolerate a naturally wider girl but nothing beats the firm yet smooth texture of a fit girl. Fat girls are for the inundated.
Why the fuck can’t we even score on the power play?
Kind of unsportsmanlike to score when you have more players than the other team don't you think?
Detroit Red Wings franchise MVP?
The limo driver
Holy shit Torts face. Looks like he's mentally preparing his resume
What makes you say that
WOW FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCK THE REFS
>double minor
OH NO NO NO
I want Teds to succeed desu
>JUST ANOTHER SUNNY DAY
I like crippled russians
What the fuck happened to this offense
How does that help the team
for me, its Leonid Brezhnev
FUCKING CROSBY CAN FAKE BLEEDING NOW FUCK HE'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE
bye
Been high on an edible since 4
what was the point of this?
CROSBY HAS NO CUT ON HIS FACE THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 2 MINUTES
SAINT PATRICE
the desire to have russians maimed in auto accidents is self-explanatory
BURGERMAN SHORTIE
looks like the tripfags stayed in the reddit gamethread
Your premise was retarded tho you can be edgy without exposing yourself as a retard
HE'S BLADING, CHECK HIS POCKETS
Fuck all of the Soviet Union that’s disgusting fucking commies
>getting leveled by a manlet
HOLY FUCK LMAO ISLES
commie
Korpi is good he should play in the playoffs
Retard
>ted
>empty seats in shittsburgh
OH MONONONONO
go play around in the exclusion zone you swine. One glorious day all eastern europeans will be nuked from orbit
>pongs can't score on the pp
grim, going to be mad if bjs comeback.
Anything but overtime
Go Caps
>samuelli's donate money to build largest ice rink in California. Will be starting high school hockey programs in conjunction with local schools around Irvine. Kids 4-10 will be allowed to learn hockey for free as well as lowered pricing for adult hockey. Ducks will be moving to the new facility as their official practice rink.
Fukken based.
too soon
stay mad ted
You're not naturally funny and your attempt at a joke was a retarded premise
>Vegas is exempt from the next expansion draft
huh
Schultz hit the post. The PP is kind of lost without Letang tho
GAAARRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY
yeah, they don't get a cut of the expansion fee
>Kids 4-10 will be allowed to learn hockey for free as well as lowered pricing for adult hockey.
The childhood I never had
This penguins arena has been quiet as fuck
Happiness is...
i teach kids how to skate on the week-ends
beating the bj's is so common it's boring
"Learn hockey for free" is pretty vague terminology. Kids probably get one or two free sessions then they charge it's not gonna be an open rink for whomever
t. Lowest of low test
REEEEEEE FUCK YOU
FUCK GARY FOR THIS SCHEDULE
If you fuck fat chicks like that you're short, fat, poor, or ugly. Probably all four lol.
Based and just like me
>Ted
Traded their future for 3 weeks of Duchene
>future
They traded abramov that’s it
They still have texier and foudy and Elvis
Refs bailing out the Ruins
Its hard to win a poker game against a toilet
because it always has a flush
Same m8 same
Good jerb leaf bro. Keep it up
Too true
this draft is shit anyway (except kaapo kakko desu)
t. finnish pro scout
BOOOOOOO
cringe
Not true. It has to build up each flush.
JUST FUCKING SCORE
>habs haven't won at San Jose since 1999
haha
GRIZZED.COM
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>Ruins
Zzz lot of help from the refs tonight.
Laughing SO FUCKING HARD
UNTIL TONIGHT
>Niemi
oh fuck never mind
holy fucking BASED
I just want to win please stop being so mean
Shut the fuck up Ted
the shitty of poolumbus blowguy0
I am Ted's friend
when was the last time the teds scored a goal? it feels pike they keep getting shut out
is ted kill
PATRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO KITTIES
burgerman denying florida the pity point
>vasy
wtf
I think Jack Edwards had a stroke calling that goal.
Can't wait for Jets to win the Stanley Cup Inshallah
there's literally an ad for ted on the boards in the corner to the left of murray
yes thats why his name is on the boards
>le crosby meme empty netter stat pad
Fuck that fucking faggot
>scratches Bobrovsky for always losing to the Pens
>loses to the Pens
What did he mean by this?
haha
based
is it austistic of me to be looking up old posts where that one retarded oihian kept spamming that same tortorella picture and legitimately defending him
do i really need to prove him wrong?
>hockey in Florida
Jets v Leafs final bruh
Ted's mad
>ted
Well....
Reminder that 48% of NHL players think that Crosby is the best player in the league
gib amazonian gf
I'm still elite
How the fuck are the jackies this bad boys? Srsly
>teds
You just KNOW
>teds
LMAO
APOLOGIZE
Duchene. He's the opposite of Neal, where he has a losing aura that destroys any team he is on
BRING OUT YOUR TINY MURRAYS
What is it about Ohio that breeds so many losing teams. Blowjackets, Indians, Brownies, The OSU?
I'm going to kidnap one of you, and you will come play games with me, and we will have fun
the absolute state
so over half don't...
Imagine how godlike Murray would be if he had a decent glove and any rebound control.
He means that coaching isn't an exact science. Sometimes your team is just bad.
Nice little salute to Ted Lindsay by AA there boys
imagine letting tiny murray shut you out
THATS FUCKING IT
FIRE TORTS
HIRE JOEL QUENNVILLe
>rags
>what is a plurality
Ted doesn't know stats big surprise.
pick me pick me
>48 %of NHL cities have legal recreational marijuana
>48% of NHL players think Crosby's the best In the game
No big goalies have a good glove aside from Vasy
ted is a FUCKING IDIOT
HOLD UP
I'm sorry Rodgers you do really really like women
So now that Minnesota has exposed Tampa for paper tigers what teams are actual contenders?
>East: Bruins, Capitals
>West: Sharks, Wild
>99% of NHL players think that hockey is not for everyone
HOLY BASED
>losing to the molestasoda child
lmao
>Media tries to start a dustup because they hear hockey players like to call each other faggot
>Doesn't work because literally every hockey player does it
>100% of NHL players say FUCK ANIME
wow!
I plucking hate the penguins so much!!!!
later in the same thread he puts his name back on and say "just joking"
look it up in the archive
THATS FUCKING IT IM KILLING BULJU AND SHOOTING UP THE OILERS LOCKER ROOM
>teds face the pens again on saturday
oh no no no no
Okay now this is based
He's already dead.
What about Suzuki and Yamamoto? I bet they are fucking weebs
lol
McDavid is the only weeb
It's like Gary is just handing >us points during the most critical point of the playoff race.
Imagine...
There's a high chance that every black player likes DBZ
Columbus MUST win on Saturday no matter what I think they will find them selves giving korpi another start and just be desperate do anything to get a goal
Who do they take?
5on5 GF%Rel:
- Kucherov: +3.0
- Crosby: +21.9
feels good man
Fucking please Columbus make the playoffs
OH NO
OH NO NO NO!!!!
PANARIN CRYING HE WANTS OUT NOW
Torts will Tort it up again
Next time someone brings up advanced stats at a party I'm gonna fucking bottle them
>Lindell already over 18mins
can someone who is watching Dallas-Colorado game tell me what's going on? Someone injured?
Columbus is gutless. A team of mercenaries. They traded for everyone at the deadline just to realize their roster still isn't close to what the Penguins have
its gut check time bois
I’m never going on /hoc/ again if Columbus doesn’t win
THATS NOT A VEILED THREAT GARY
Challenging them to a fight at the spike isn't cool anymore?
Heh, sounds like a hell of a way to go out
>A team of mercenaries
youtube.com
wtf i want the teds to never win again now
I don't want to go pub. Everybody is too subhuman and poor. I'm far more selective than I was last season
Thank you for Sam Gagner , Hong Couver. He will carry us to playoffs
t. Best city in Canada, Edmonton
Imagine getting to hug 8s, 9s, and 10s and getting a boner in your mascot suit and no one knows hahaha
I get the feeling they grabbed all the FA's just so other teams couldn't.
at least they won't lose 4 straight in the playoffs again
Why do black people like DBZ so much?
Has Torts lost the room?
Ahh. Yes a man of taste
Tall and skinny master race
>worst NHL cities to visit
>Winnipeg (cold)
>Raleigh (fat retards)
>Edmonton (cold)
loving every laugh
Just more proof that weed stoners are the smartest people on the planet
>Edmonton
More like Nigmonton
Oilers are playing 4d chess. Draft players, let them suck ass on your team as a young player, then trade them, let them develop in a better run organization, then sign/trade them back. Win win.
maybe I Zuc your dick?
Because monkeys become aryans in dbz. Something they will never become
Are the Wild legit, bros?
Pretty much done caring about the season and this team at this point. If they turn it around, I’m wrong but I see nothing to support that. Years of trusting the process and the moment there’s a shred of light they take a dump on your dinner plate, smile and ask “you like this?”. Beyond disappointing, beyond embarrassing, beyond disappointed in investing really any emotions or pride in this. Holy smokes, I need to reconsider my interests. This is just pain where there should be no negative, it’s just spectator sports. This is almost going out of the way to let people down.
>tampons get zucked
based
>torts ever having the room
>Columbus (ted)
i'm worried about soilers fans, they're deluding themselves into thinking gagner might be a bit good
>Seattle (fags)
We keep Somalians in check here. Last month I saw a white Guy kicking this nogs ass and I joined in to beat up the nig. I’m pretty sure I committed a hate crime but I don’t give a fuck
He's the second best player after Adam Larsson on that fucking shit roster.
My theory is because it got syndicated on a lot of local stations so if you grew up without cable, Monday through Friday after-school cartoons were usually either DBZ or Bugs Bunny.
Hockey's pretty fun though why he such a faggot
Edmonton is the best city in Canada
Shall be helping the Wild to a first round exit one again
Fuck Pedosota, shall be enjoying watch DubSHIT fall apart in the playoffs like he always does
kys diddling rapefugees
standings.
Gagner is good
imagine not being a fan of hockey
>best team in the NHL got hat tricked by the Big Zuck
He is a decent utility option right now. I initially thought he might give them another plug into the top 6, maybe allow McDavid and Draisaitl to center their own lines, and that's exactly what he's doing. The Oilers simply didn't have any better offensively minded players in their lineup, so he immediately is producing with the stars. He also probably adds a better hard working personality to the room, along with Currie, Cave, Chiasson, etc. The team is clearly riding a momentum high right now, largely do to the work ethic of these castaways.
I don't remember McDavid scoring 9 points in one game.
Shan’t ever fathom why Canadians post here considering none of their cities will ever hoist the cup again.
NHL cities with the highest bmi
>Raleigh 39.6
>Dallas 37.4
>Columbus 33.5
>Phoenix 33.2
>Toronto 33.2
literally whos
Who would have thought that McDavid and Kassian would become the new Gretzky and Kurri. Maybe they extracted some of Pulju's youth and gave it to Kassian?
>crampa Gay blots
I’m a Caniac and it’s Bo time!
Stay scared m8
Business idea: remove all flags except for the burgers. So everyone else just appears without a flag, but burgers are isolated and easy to filter.
>anime
Zoinks, scoob
draisaitl = gretzky
kassian = kurri
mcmeme = mcsorley
bulju = tikkanen
Business idea: only allow countries that have won the Stanley Cup since y2k post
Wouldn’t mind having less thin skinned little pussies like you to interact with
I’m in
>Connor mcdoodoohead
Nugent-Hopkins = Janet Gretzky
I give them credit for trying but at their best they were just a good regular season team a couple years back. They don't have the core to compete
How many fans do you think they'll have after this season? I became a Pens fan during the dark days of the early 2000's, so I know a lot of Pittsburgh is bandwagon (though the franchise was heavily implying they wouldn't attempt to compete until the lockout). I don't think Columbus has the core locally to support the team through hard times
Whomst is this semen demon?
Life in Edmonton must really be getting to him. He's been throwing some dirty hits this season.
For me, it's biscuits dipped in Oboy
>countries win cups
Burger /hoc/ knowledge.
On an unrelated note: USA still struggling with international mens hockey....how sad.
Who's Ted?
Toews - Lemieux
Kane - Hatcher
Debrincat - Samuelson
Keith - Barasso
Crawford - mcsorely
There's nothing to do in Edmonton but drink.
beaver
>he doesn't know about milo
They have a strip club and a big ass mall. There's also always the mountains.
Where the cougar bars at in Edmonton.
Doesn't sound tasty at all.
It would be Burgers and Finn's having bants while Canadians post alone in the cuck shed
A dangerous 4hr drive somewhere doesn't count.
>his flag has a leaf on it
Why are there advertisements all over for Ted 7? I don’t recall Ted 3, 4, 5 or 6 coming out hmmmm
Absolute fucking state of teds
Van Halen is elite
>people can't leave the city and enjoy the surrounding area
Honestly, that's exactly how I picture most Americans thinking.
>countries win cups
not if they're in Leafistan
Hedman - yzerman
Stamkos - chelios
Kucherov - shanahan
Point - lidstrom
Stralman - vasilevski
McDonough - Ron Francis
Ray Bourque - Ted
>the absolute height of the 2018-2019 season and postseason for his shot team is kicking out two regular season wins vs the Lightning
wow good for you pedosota maybe I’ll be able to differentiate you from Wisconsin
Good for you!
Think I'm gonna head liquor store at lunch tomorrow so I can just drink during my afternoon meeting and not need to watch the first period even sober since every time we play in sunbelt Gary makes us lose on purpose
end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.
Just move this fucking franchise already. They don't even have a cool logo anymore, so there's literally zero incentives to keep them in Sunrise. Move them to Quebec.
End of thread reminder that Duchene needs to kill himself to break the curse
Any word on that new Seattle team? What are they going to be called?
There are no cougars available in Edmonton
Leon ‘6 million more’ Draistle claps bombs and fucks all the moms
>rags
NIGGERsota
seattle FREEZIN RESTIN HIS HEAD ON PILLOW MADE OF CONCRETE
>He doesn't know United States hockey would be Italy level without Minnesota
t. Red ass cheeks
>international hockey
Who gives a flying fuck
Did you guys have your onions today?
SHUT UP
Pedosota should be expelled to Canada, tbqhwy
cope
Yikes
The north eastern starboard produces good players. like gaudreau for example
>RRRREEEEEEEE WHY DONT YOU CARE
because I don’t faggot
Alternatively, we could take over Canada and turn them into a slave colony and throw Pedosota in with them.
make a new thread already
Don't talk about my fucking country FAGGOT
Canada sides with us against the true pedophile enemy.
You know how in most states when you find out someone is from there you have at least one follow up remark? Not Pedosota, because you’ll get REEE’d at for calling out their kiddy diddling or rapefugee problems to normies. There’s literally nothing else of note. It’s like someone telling you they’re from Delaware. Like who gives a fuck or even wants to continue speaking to you.
My follow up question would be "are you a hockey fan?" or "do you live on a lake?"
Exactly what you predicted mate
Fuck this shit