/nba/ general - LEBRON VACUUM edition

My jizz is going on his face

yfw da blazers win the league

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Why would jizz do that

Literally any team that qualifies for the playoffs in the East

strawpoll.me/17566451

Lebron and Lonzo are both top five players (arguably top two) but the Lakers organization needs to be gutted to take advantage of their talent. Ball is the undisputed best talent of our generation, but the Lakers still missed the playoffs. The best player ever comes, and they still miss the playoffs. Being the best can only take you so far.

I'm not gay but a boy showed me his penis at an nba game before

Too many cooks in the kitchen.

>minutes restriction
saving it for the ploffs

Stockton>mAIDSgic

MJ>Lelshit

>this team has too many good players, it needs more bad players in order to get better
what

On the contrary in the NBA good players always make the playoffs since it’s so easy to qualify. The Lakers just suck ass, you got the old and busted Lebron and your generational talent (Lonzo) can only make 40% of his free throws. What is that even?

SOON

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BREAKING: @ChrisBHaynes reports Lakers will put LeBron on a minutes restriction and likely won't let him play back-to-backs

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The team’s good players don’t fit well together. They’d unironically be better with worse players that fit one another, see the Pacers. How are you going to win today with three out of your five starters shooting sub 34% from three?

Fuck you. Every Western team is just out to get the Lakers.

Durant is going to Sacramento man

Lebron unironically turned down a team of:

Simmons/Covington/Lebron/Harris/Embiid starting 5

Redick/Saric/Scott/Boban off the bench

just to act in Amy Schumer movies. Lmao.

That’s a good thing, sports are better when they’re competitive.

I'm excited for Space Jam 2.

Basketball is not so popular as entrainment business
He wants to be world wide multi field icon

>Lonzo is a top 5 player
What are you smoking?
Kuzma is better than Lonzo.

He might fight back on that because he has stats to pad, especially now that Kuzma, Ball, and Ingram are all sitting out.
He has a perfect excuse to chuck his brains out.

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Space James 2

and still Gritty would be more popular in Philthy

The deal with the Clippers wasn't done when he made his choice though. I agree that however you look at it the Lakers were never looking like contenders though.

>he couldn't wait a few more years

He can be basketball icon in his playing days and a movie star at the same time

How did the Lakers lose to all those shitty ass teams after the all star break?

>that pic
That was the summer a bunch of nba guys "Went vegan" to explain their rapid weight loss. It also coincided with the NBAs increased drug testing policy, what a coincidence.

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The Lakers were the shitty ass team though, sweetie.

>just to act in Amy Schumer movies
And the problem with that is??? Schumer is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, both inside and out.

really? this year proved thats not at all the case, he was all hollywood and didn't give a shit about basketball this year.

What happened to all the Lakers spammers from earlier in the year? I remember this thread used to be filled with pictures of Tyson Chandler, Javale McGee and webms of Brandon Ingram mediocre dunks

He is still an icon
Lebron is all that media talks about sadly

Injuries and poor play?

I agree, Amy.

They really couldn’t beat the Suns without Lonzo?

All but one or two have erased the sport from their minds until free agency comes around at which point they will spam for weeks until nobody of importance signs with them and then they disappear until the trade deadline.

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>tfw a Lakers fan

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Agreed.

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wearing a literal "L" around his neck, jesus christ LA

>trannies aren't mentally ill

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Everyone in the west is against Lebron, even his own teammates and coaching staff. The fact that Lebron is still fighting proves that he is the best player in history and more of a man than any of (You) will ever be.

>still fighting
>not even trying on defense
Pick one

Reminder Luka is already better at 19 than Lebron ever was. And we’re adding KP and a max FA this offseason. Should we get Klay?

Honestly it seems like every west team tries harder against the Lakers and lebron

Unfortunately he has the personality of dish soap so it doesn’t matter.

what happens if this is the draft lottery?

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>still fighting
He hasn't shown an ounce of fight all season LMAO

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It seems that way because the Lakers defense is so bad even the worst of teams appear to play better against it. Most teams in the NBA don’t play Kyle Kuzma at center.

Knicks fans commit sudoku before buying season tickets again anyway

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Good
Fuck them

I gotta take a huge laker brehs

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incredibly unlikely but if it happens LeBron will demand they trade the pick for a vet, just like he did when he got back to cleveland.
Zion will go on to dominate and Lakers fans will hate James for forcing the trade but LeBron will be happy because he gets the spotlight in his declining years.

had a "Team chemistry" eh"

ASPECT RATIO

No. I'm sure this something that drives someone to perform their best against Lebron. Especially right now that they're basically crippled.

concept 4/5
execution 1.5/5

in today's hot take world not bad user

test

make your picks now anons, none of that I TOLD YOU SO bs after the games are over

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vpn working Larry, good to go
>pic related

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Bucks and Blazers

Bucks and OKC
Somehow russ always cucks dame

Hopefully the Blazies win.

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the /WL/ remains the most powerful broship

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Disgusting

LOW TEST

you really Laker'd this post dude

>THICC posting for Blazers
pretty based user

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Since my lakers are officially cucked who do i support now

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Pffft.

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gimme that sauce

gonna call it now,
BLOOD4MODA tonight, hopefully its not Adams

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Kys yourself fat enabler

would sniff

>BLOOD4MODA

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>tattoos
that's a no for me dawg

after tonight you won't deny it

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They're definitely a serious option for him. Hes praised them too much not to have considered it.

Steph kegels. Though she has completely disappeared.

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kek seething low test

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I miss Roberson so much bros :(

Why?
He is garbage

imagine your son posting pictures of black men in his room

Lowest BBIQ post I've seen in months

Retard

HowToSpotACasual.jpeg

based

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Yeah just get a fucking poster weirdo

my credit card balance is on average $1500-$2000 a month bros....

Andre Roberson continues to be the ultimate pleb filter, As well as Tony Allen and Marcus Smart

Get a job user

jesus christ Serbia, watch the guy play defense, he's a very important part of a playoff run

serblarry got a nigga so mad he samefagging this hard lmao

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Klevin Currant

>Warriors will be second round exits without Gay Thompson

Is Embiid ducking Capela?

I see it
I believe it

Klay was always the one to save them from elimination in the playoffs. Last year, 2016, and 2015 Clippers

>bucks fans suddenly exist again
lets wait until after this game, okay?

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I killed the boogie hype meme

>hasn't played a single game since the all star game
>thinking he's ducking your particular shit player
Mental illness

>Shittydelphia
>Celcucks
>Craptors
>Pacers
Such an easy run to the finals for the bucks i have to say

I'm seriously starting to believe LeBron left the East because he was scared of Giannis.

there's no way you leave the East, with Sixers as your best team available. and go to the West if there isn't 1 particular team and player you're 100% certain will steal the throne from you directly.

LeBron knew Giannis would cuck him in the ECF regardless if he was on the Sixers or Pacers or Nets, etc.

good luck going past my orlando magic

he was scared of all the up and coming east teams, except the leafs. The goddamn pacers gave him fits and the cavs needed a shitload of refball and a JR smith halfcourt shot to beat them. Better to run to a different place with a built-in set of excuses than to just watch your "kingdom" crumble

>he was scared of Giannis.
>he was scared of a team that hasn't gotten past the first round since 9/11

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This, Lebeta is a bitch

LeBron saw the greatness of Giannis and knew he was finished.

Giannis does the same shit that LeBron does to dominate except he's also 7 foot tall, a true rim protector, and 2 times the defender LeBum ever was

doesn't matter, whoever wins the West will sweep them

>brazzy in charge of same fag reporting

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Lakers finally in tank mode

>dunked on by Hezonja

Based and Cervidaepilled

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You mauled kyrie on that last shot

based

L3-bron can't get a western conference team to a .500 record kek

Lol God it's so comical all this shit happen to the Lakers and lebron

I'm starting to believe the Bucks may win the championship and it hurts me.........

>Brogdon ending racism and african poverty at the same time

is there anything he can't do

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C-Can the Spurs make the playoffs? I'm scared.

dont worry bro i got us

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Friendly reminder that Jordanfags continued insistence that rings maketh the GOAT means that Robert Horry is a better player than Jordan and that Jordan is barely top 10.

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The Warriors' CARMELO rating is dropping like crazy

If the Thunder and Blazers meet each other in the playoffs, who chokes harder?

>women
>Nike

Rings
Playoff stats
Playoff performances
Clutch time performance
Playoff Clutch time performance
Iconic shots
Iconic plays
Reputation
Universal praise
Success as a whole

Yep. that's all Jordanfags have as ammo, rings and nothing else....

I can guarantee you that most of Wisconsin didn't know they had a basketball team until a few months ago.
The Packers, Badgers, and Brewers are the stepsisters while the Bucks are Cinderella

Duncan was unironically better than Lebron

top 10 best players of all time

1. lebron
2. kareem
3. mj
4. shaw
5. curry
6. tim duncan
7. kevin durant
8. kobe
9. magic
10. harden

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Ultimate redpill.

Name 1 season LeBron was better than Tim Duncan and I'll show you a ring on Timmy's finger while LeBum choked. Even 2013 Ray Allen saved his ass.

Brogdon is definitely gonna be worth the money. If Middleton can replicate last year's playoff stats, then he can get it too.

What makes someone a better basketball player than another?

Wins and loses

why the fuck do shitwaukee fans talk shit? uppity flyovers shouldn't get uppity

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Do Jordans rings count when other players make game winners

good list desu

When it was a designed play hell yes. When it was a random dumb luck shot no

woke up with my toolie what it do

There are anons who are of legal age, who haven't been alive since the Bucks won a playoff series.

Fucking STATE of Wisconsin.

holy shit is this real?

Especially since MJ was the one that told Kerr he'd be open for the shot because MJ knew 100% without a doubt he was going to be double teamed and the defensive coverage would give up that open long two.

That's basketball genius mixed with trusting your teammate in the clutch. LeBron bricked a 3 trying to tie the game and Bosh and Allen saved his uncluch ass.

how good was tim duncam? when i started watching nba he was already retired

youtube.com/watch?v=8wvPe0JKnGI

>LeBron joins your team
>Go into tank mode with over a month left on the schedule

Holy shit how will LeBron fans even consider recovering from this??

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are bucks fans actually just severely autistic?

Blazies. Thunder own Portland.

As a Thunder fan this is wrong. We only just this year had a winning season series vs them since 2013

They're the only team that gives us fits no matter what the roster construction is.

He was good but nothing impressive. One of the most boring stars ever

>Knicks are out of the playoffs
>Lelkers are out of the playoffs
>craptors
So this... is the power... of the coasts

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Giannis has 11 points on 1 made fg right now

That's not a good thing, that's refball. This is Harden tier retardation.

top 5 players on their own team you mean

>this is the brain of the average /nba/ poster that doesn't watch games and just looks at boxscores

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based

literally haven’t watched a full non playoff game in over 3 seasons senpai. I just read box scores and shitpost desu

Then why is MJ the goat?

kys

mom is gonna be gone for a week on vacation...what should i do to enjoy the alone time?

>its real

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>a player having 10 times more points from FTs than FGM is acceptable at in point in a game

Kys refbabby dick sucker

send pics of her underwear from her room

Milwaukee getting new airport confirmed

eat dessert before your meal

>refs should know an individual's FGs and not call clear fouls based on that knowledge

no seriously fuck off

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Post pics of your mom so we can give you a more accurate assessment

why is /nba/ getting more retarded every year? is it reddit?

Honestly i can root for giannis as long as he isn't bitch made like lebron or durant

why are you getting more gayer every year? lmfao

probably

Pacers at worst are a 6 or 7 game out in the first round. Probably push Milwaukee or Toronto to 6 in the 2nd.

Is Jimmy Butler elite?

Tobias Harris is playing well because he's in his contract year. Stop falling for this meme every season.

maybe

I want to believe my team can win the ship with the Warriors looking so vulnerable but I just can't believe it.

My hope has been taken from me for so long....

Not really. The more you see him play the more you realize that he won't ever be part of a championship winning team with his current playstyle. He's ball dominant and high usage but isn't super elite offensively and his defense is massively overrated. Basically he's not good enough to carry a team like that, but plays like he is. Still a very good player and can get you to the playoffs, but you won't go much farther with him as "the guy"

>Warriors looking so vulnerable
user, I...

can someone break curry's legs already and end that faggot shit

well u dont have a canadian flag next to your name so your team isnt winning shit ROFL

Michael Jackson GOAT
Michael Jordan GOAT

This is indisputable

>zero (0) finals wins
>zero (0) finals appearances
>zero (0) series wins against LeFraud

What does bonus mean

It always feels like as soon as my team has a real chance to be great, the NBA has to drag them down with some rule change.....

The NBA does everything possible to keep the small market down.....

The NBA props up certain players with FTs but not others......

This

you may only post if your team is in the playoffs as of now, NOT SO FAST LA FAKERS, LEFRAUDS, LE3-6s

Bonus situation?

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Sup

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Idk. It says bonus under the score sometimes. I dont usually watch so I wondered what it meant. Seems like nothing changes

In the sport of basketball, the bonus situation (also called the penalty situation) occurs when one team accumulates a requisite number of fouls, which number varies depending on the level of play. When one team has committed the requisite number of fouls, each subsequent foul results in the opposing team's taking free throws regardless of the type of foul committed (i.e., whether the foul was a shooting foul).[1] Teams under the limit are commonly referred to as having fouls to give, and thus they can try to disrupt their opponents without being penalized free throws. These fouls reset every quarter or half depending on the rules in use

After 5 team fouls in a quarter the opposing team gets freethrows every time a foul is committed even if it's a non-shooting foul. Thats what being in the bonus means.

So on the 5th foul do they get to shoot or it's the 6th?

after the 6th foul any foul is free throws

6th I think but now you confused me

Also in the final 2 minutes per quarter you only need to be fouled twice overall to get the bonus

fuck it, i would smash Amy Schumer.

fuck it, i would smash Amy Schumer is what the virgin say...

So the 7th foul since it’s after 6?

You get to shoot FTs on the 5th foul

Fuck it. Tonight I'm a Pacer bro.

why nobody gives shit to Lebron for joining the Lakers? it was the most generic move ever

any foul after the 6th so yes

how far are the Bucks going, bros?

"In other words, within any period free throws are awarded starting from the fifth foul OR from the second foul in the last two minutes of the period, whichever comes earlier."

they're winning the chip, Warriors' defense is trash, Iggy isn't enough.

So techs count as team fouls right?

They will lose to the Cs in the ECF

Why are you surprised? The Warriors got what they paid for.

If these hoosiers ruin the playoffs I fucking swear to god...

>lakers let brook lopez go
>he's suddenly shooting 3's at an elite level

I love giannis

Must be because when your in bonus and get teched you get four FTs

if the Celtics make the finals they're winning it. Period.

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Will Demarcus Cousins get benched in the playoffs?

If Bucks win it all it has to be considered one of the greatest finals runs ever right? Like, the second best player is Middleton then Bledsoe is third. If they run through lets say, the pistons (2 all stars), Celtics (multiple all stars and multiple developing all stars with great coach), Sixers (4 all stars) and Warriors (5 all stars) or Rockets (perennial mvp candidate and former perennial mvp candidate), that has to be considered up there with 94 Hakeem or 03 Duncan right?

lulz your getting swept

Based JR fucked up Klay's knee

I thought the Pacers had elite defense? They're getting exposed.

What could have been...

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Why would you have thought that?

thanks buckbros. See you in the ECF

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You must be retarded if you think the Bucks spamming 3s makes Indiana a bad defensive team

how the fuck are the Indiana Pacers the 3rd seed? is the east this bad? they have fucking Kyle O'Quinn in their team ffs

Blazers about Dame time they finally reach the WC finals this year against Nuggets

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Reminder you can't stop what's written

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They always say Nate McMillan is a defensive specialist and isn't Indy ranked top 5 on defense?

Their 11-0 run were all from barely contested layups and dunks numbnuts

It's just really hard to go off reg season defensive rankings because half those teams are tanking

They're going to get swept in the first round again

not happening this year kiddo, Dame is killin it.

PG gonna go off for 40 again

Every team is a first round exit

Go Blazers

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*is a better athlete than Giannis and Zion*

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>snell breaking ankles

ogre

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Based.

Now that my lakies are out of the playoffs, who should I support come April?

(aka who has a realistic chance of beating the W*rriors)

raptor!

As a blazers fan you should go for the crockets

Will we see full westbrick tonight?

most of the tanking teams are pretty bad on defense anyway

no doubt. he's gonna shoot 1-10 from 3 tonight and foul out

based and truthpilled

Pacies FINISHED
Buckies FINALS-BOUND

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Who do you take Prime Rondo or Baron Davis?

Houston Jazz or Thunder first round match up and Blazers are getting swept

M V P
V P
P

for me its the MILWAUKEE BUCKS

F R E A K

based bucks is fo real son warriors goin down in a heap

Baron

pass first point guards are a meme

These digits say my thundies win.

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I need to meet Marv Albert's stulist

These dubs say no and durant to the knicks

bucks are a first round exit

wtf is my Pacies doing bros

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cope

Kek has spoken
>and it's Dame time

Last 2 digits is how many games the lakers win next season

>8-48
Westbrick's shooting in this game after PG13 gets injured 2 minutes into the 1st

by the way why wont the grizzlies play yuta watanabe, arent they shitty anyways they should give him meaningful minutes

kek

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thunder will lose

aint nobody beatin these buckies in seven go ahead tell me who yeah thats what i thought

last 2 digits are how many games my Knickies win next season

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better luck next time

73 wins? How do they get rid of lebron?

Who is she?

holy moly

Rachel Nichols could get it tbhqhwy

Warriors dynasty on suicide watch

My Thundies will make the second round this year :)

How many future MVPs does this team have?

At least 4 right?

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TOO BAD YOU CAN'T AUTOTUNE YOUR JUMPSHOT

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lmao okc will be the 6th seed

that's the real reason he's still out. Gonna take a while to recover from that burn

They flip him for Boban then play Boban 48 minutes a game.

>shitbrook
>ever allowing the Thunder to be good

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YEEESSS SOIIRR

>she

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Now that PG is playing not at a MVP level, they're fucked. Cockshits are the favorites in the West

Bucks are winning the finals, the league wants Giannis to be the face of the brand, they want the small town cinderella story. I cant believe this GTA bros.

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This, unironically. With LeBron obviously declining they need to push a young new face to sell merch. Kind of weird that a foreign born player will now be on the throne. Hopefully the fame won't ruin him since he seems like a pretty alright guy.

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>small town cinderella

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The Blazies WILL win.

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I know we all meme about Kyrie saying the 14-15 year vet line but it’s actually true.

The Kings were fucking garbage in last year, but they had Z-Bo and Vince Carter on the roster to school the young SAC players.

Now they’re a playoff team.

Guess what Atlanta is now doing with Vince? Don’t be surprised if they’re a playoff team as early as next season.

lillard literally cannot stop smacking his lips

>Now they're a playoff team

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A bit delusional there aren't we?

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need a brown bitch bros

youre in brazil. just go outside and grab one. ive seen city of god, trust me no one will give a shit

I dunno man. During my travels in south America I met a couple of Brazilians from Paraná. They'd probably be considered white here in the US. Good dudes though.

Absolutely true. Just look at the rapshits before Greg Monroe showed up. Now we're a contender for the ECF championship.

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russ going for 60 tonight

hahahahaha

took three extra strength laxatives a few hours ago what am i in for ?its my first time.

I unironically think Lillard, LeBron, and Westbrook being so public with being with their children and loving them will help to at least partially decrease the whole "i'm a nig and i'm going to leave my woman after getting her pregnant" meme
these kids already idolize basketball players enough, hopefully they'll maybe take that shit to heart

I think only the last digit is relevant.

'We' have been contenders for years now. It doesn't mean shit.

get ready to take an enormous unending smelly Lonzo

I took laxatives a few months ago when I was constipated and a couple days later they didn't do anything for me. Eventually I had to push a suppository up my anus. It was a horrible experience.

Why doesn't anybody talk about teams like the nuggets pacers or trailblazers? All I hear is talk about the celtics Lakers okc and Houston. Is it a legacy/superstar thing?

how many NBA games have you attended, /nba/?

yikes you poor bastard you gotta do what you gotta do i guess

It's just a big market thing. Even the Knicks generate more coverage and they've been shit for decades.

suppositories aren't too terrible. a little uncomfortable sure but eh
I have (God I wish Yea Forums had spoilers) hemorrhoids and take a suppository once every other week for them. you have to go to the bathroom beforehand but it isn't too bad

7 Kings games I think

i dont watch nor attend nba games, i only shitpost here

I just want Stephen a Smith to mention the nuggets once.

I’m sorry to hear that brother..I’ll tell ya what tho prune juice works wonders on your system if you can tolerate the taste. Not even joking, that stuff is a godsend if you have issues with constipation. Really anything with magnesium is great for digestion..good luck friend :)

Big Markets.
>Lakers
LeBron is still the most important player of the league. He's the last superstar in the NBA. Nobody in the NBA has that kind of personality other than like Embiid or something, and he tweets too much for it to ever happen.
>Celtics
Collapsing even though everyone thought they would sweep the east. It's probably the biggest story following the Lakers drama.
>Houston
Last years MVP is on this team and was scoring like nuts. They almost beat the Warriors last year. Prone to fighting and escalating shit so drama follows.
>OKC
PG improved and Westbrook is a former MVP. Team is scrappy and gets in a bunch of fights, so generally people care about them.

Nuggets, are like that Hawks team from a couple of years ago that had a bunch of wins and yet got destroyed. I think it's great what they've done, but ... who cares. You know Harden is just going to steam roll them.

Pacers. It's Indianna, breh. Basketballs Home, but no stars on this team either.

Trailblazers, they're actually spoken about but it's like Denver. You just know that they're going to look out of place against Houston or OKC.

By defending and getting out in transition.

It was what they were supposed to do early in the year, but LeBron would rather play LeBronball for 40 minutes and statpad on offense instead.

Shit, meant to quote this dude :)

>I'll take the big Enes Kanter

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Need a new barber bros....

I've been going to a hairdresser all my life. It's time to man up and upgrade...What should I ask for?

Over the past couple decades, I think around 10 in Portland and 2 in Salt Lake.

Both these teams are awful what the hell?

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Sneed

the chamberlain special

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That looks like shit. I'm trying to get bitches, not take it up the LeBum...

20001

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Is it gay if I watch straight VR porn while one of my bros sucking my dick for me?

Gay for him maybe

3

Westbrook being a little bitch again

What's the difference between a barber and a hairdresser

>Westbrook chimp out cost OKC a game again.

>westbitch
Nurkic did nothing to him.

*flops*
heh...nothin personel kid

Lebron must be a toxic teammate

Hairdressers are usually trained beyond the the scissors and clippers, with certification. Basically, all the fancy techniques for women's hair and stuff.

>OKC

>big market

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Did westbrick get a triple double? thats all he cares about.

they are, feel free to check attendance and viewership sometime

>N'brook

They kind of are surprisingly. Hence why the NBA keeps pushing them.

Hairdressers are better equipped for women's hair. They do men's hair fine enough but if you ask them for a clean fade and to trim the beard they will fuck it up.

holy shit can these refs fucking stop? calls on every single trip down the floor for both teams

>8 straight 1st round exits

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Soneone needs to jump the refs after a game when they pull this shit.

Sick of them rigging games and shit.

about 150. had season tickets to the OKC Hornets and then the Thunders first two years, plus a few games here and there in OKC & New Orleans

>Betting line for the game opened in favor of the Blazers, by 4
>By tip off, it adjusted to 3.5

I'm sure it's all fair

will Porzingis play again this season?

one but I got banned from attending anymore

Probably not. He's still "injured" I wonder how durable the guy will be though.

Story?

12/15 of the Western teams could BTFO almost all Eastern teams on any given day. But can /nba/ name the three that can't?

kenny putting the blazers in wcf potentially finals
charles in the finals.
the fuck?!

grizzlies lakers mavericks?

I was ten and mooned a player on the team that was getting BTFO. Got caught on cam because I was in pretty decent seats and yeah, RIP me

Banter

It's our year, hermano.

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Some people say he might not be the same player he use to be.

>45th largest media market
>big market
fuck outta here

no. He was ready to play before the knicks even traded him but was kept out because of politics and tanking. Now he's being kept out because the mavs are blatantly tanking

OKC is the 41st largest television market, behind places like Austin and Asheville

>45th
>not comparing to only NBA
fuck outta here

Don't worry. Once Russell leaves/gets a massive drop in performance the place will be irrelevant.

The only NBA markets smaller are NO and Memphis lmao go to bed Tyler

These are banned at the ymca fyi.

OKC has a winning record against the Blazers and Rockets, but gets punished for being in a tougher division than Houston. Kinda retarded if you ask me

i need it bros, i can't stand it anymore

I keep thinking Nurkic is Joe Harris for some reason :)

>massive drop in performance
already is happening

my buckies fuckied the pacies :)

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Both of these teams literally only have 2 good players each what the fuck is wrong with the NBA?

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Who deserves 3rd sport for MVP conversation /nba/, Paul George or Jokic?

harden

What? Do you want every team to have the meme big 3 setup or the Warriors stacked team? Explain yourself.

whos 1 and 2 then?

Hopefully, Giannis gets it. Fuck Hardens style of play. It's a chore watching their games.

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to me giannis & Paul george but I'd still pick curry and durant over harden

reddit is fucking trash

>Trailblazers have 32 FTs in 3 quarters
based refs

No it's not.

Fuck you.

what about reddit sports streams?

These frozen pizzas are like the worst thing to eat for dinner. I'm always hungry after I eat one.

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trade westbrook for lillard which team gets better?

Okc becomes a contender

>frozen pizza
Fucking hell, man. Don't you have any self respect for yotuself?

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the only redeemable part

okc for sure

Enes Kanter isnt good at all, was I lied to?

Who told you that?

some user on Yea Forums

Imagine Lillard and Jokic on a team together bros

Damian Lillard is 6'2" Jordan

>Feminism commercial comes on
couldn't find the mute button fast enough lads

>tfw not black or a woman

it's not fair...

Giannis is the clear cut favorite and honestly it's not close. PG13 is 2. Jokic 3. and Harden is somewhere beneath that because he's a defensive liability.

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>defense matters in MVP discussions
wanna know how I can tell you're underage?

Harden and the refs will win becuase of his big numbers.

based triple double man

If Lillard is better than WestGOAT, why don't that nigga got a MVP like my boy Russ do?

It SHOULD matter.

Is Dame elite?

>Six hundred forty seven thousand people live in Portland
>They show a cheerleader that looks like that

Harden is putting up the best scoring numbers since MJ 30 years ago... why do you guys all hate on him so much

hes a refbaby just like MJ, but worse somehow

>defending refball numbrers

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because he's darkskinned if he was white or lightskin /nba/ would suck his cock all day

am i so desperate that me thinking shes hot is wrong?

This game lit.

Fucking white boi get rekt

Kinda pathetic desu. 39 FTs not enough to win so they'll call some dumb shit on this play to give the Blazers another one or two.

>gay ass trailblazers flopping like bitches
just stop it

Guess it's over lads.

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kys nigger

Because he's a bad defender whereas MJ was elite. His overall value is lower because of this.

It's not rocket science

>doesn't get foul
>nurkic immediately back up

grub

Nurkbitch is an absolute idiot

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I decided to trade Westbrook for Lillard and started a new myleague. Now we can find out who the better player is.

double tech horseshit george did nothing wrong they just be hatin da black man

Gotta stay up late more often. Western conference basketball is sooooo much better.

>Biggest chimpouts on your team are by white guys
Now you know how the Jazz feel

Nurkic is a pathetic flopper and has no respect for sport

GET THE FUCK OUT

ot tonight?

Hey refs this why you need to call flagrants, so players dont have to retaliate on their own

Thunder are only in this game because of garbage buckets from knocking down Nurcic every possession.

not being r*cist but niggers are animals

Its only 1 am

Why are the fans chanting Let's go Lakers!

Wasn't a flagrant. Wasn't a T ever. Let the boys play.

Nurkic put his hand into the rim to get that offensive rebound

Definitely missed call by refs

Blazzers getting to pick their FT shooter is probably better for them lmao

He looked so confident and he just misses lmao.

And this idiot bench warmer just chucks up the freethrow with no regard

OKC picks

Also Nurkic offensive goaltended

Elbow to the face is a flagrant, unintentional or not. Its reckless to throw your arm out like that. PG should have gotten a flagrant down on the other end and then Nurkic wouldnt be getting in his face

>Skal

LITERAL WHO

no okc picks the shooter

I wish every game could be decided by double techs where you get to pick a shooter

nvm im an idiot, okc picked some random lmaolmao

aww man poor kid

rigged as fuck, holy shit

I always thought that Skal would turn into a decent player

jesus christ fuck these refs

These refs are dog shit

We aren't all NEETs user

Two more tries for the home side. It's not rigged I swear!

refball baka

Definitely looked a foul on the replay.

refs have money on the blazers

Al Faruq Imadeit

One of the top prospects in high schools who under achieved in College because he was played at the 5. He's a decent stretch 4 but he hasn't gotten enough playtime to develop.

Please go to OT. I have both Westbrook and PG in fantasy lmao

Refs missed an offensive goaltend then give the dumbest loose ball foul on a missed FT

Horrible look for the league once again

>43 fts
>+20 over OKC

u just realized? I don't even bother watching the east

>WESTBRICK

>eastbrook

I want to die

>8 Turnoversbrook

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why even call a double tech just break them up and move on

lets post in /cric/ together later

OT baby

Westbrook will never have a ring this nigga too dumb

nba is so rigged I wish I had the will power to stop watching

>westbrick
why do they keep giving him the ball in the clutch?

Go Blazers!

shitbrook

this, the double tech is retarded, 90s and earlier was a no call all together

>westbrick

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Memes aside, I think it's better to train them to be civilised and dress nicely.

His athleticism, the only thing that made him good, is also on the decline. This frog faced fuck is done.

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43 fucking free throws at home and you still can't win it in regulation, absolutely disgusting

he has millions of dollars, 3 beautiful children, the love and admiration of an entire fanbase...oh, and he also has an MVP award.

And 90s players got into fights and gave the league an image that it was full of thugs

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They're so sneaky rigging such an important game being nationally televised like this where no one can see.

give okc the win pls enes

and it wasn't pussified, mans game

go to sleep america

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But basketball has ALWAYS been the least manly sport out of the main 4.

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NO

Why is portland so soft?

>baseball is manly

KobeBrook

It's a city full of literal homos. Too much estrogen in the air

nothing but meme shooters

I simulated a full season of Westbrook traded for Lillard and the results are surprising. Westbrook is averaging 26.1 ppg, 9.5 RPG and 8.4 APG but the the Trailer Blazers have the 9th seed. Lillard is averaging 27.7 PPG, 2.9 RPG, 6.3 APG and the Thunder have the 1st seed. Here's your playoff tree.

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More than Basketball. Getting pelted by those balls is worse than anything in basketball.

How much vegas money do the refs win after this one is over?

>prop bet okc vs pdx goes to ot -1200
>easy money boys

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refs win again

> +1200***

>Westbrook doesn't average a triple double
>Team sucks
hm...

WESTGOAT DABBING ON THOSE FAGGOT PORTLAND NIGGAS

>Westbrook not average a triple double
too unrealistic

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throwing a ball at a vulnerable person then hiding behind your teammates is the most bitchmade shit you could ever do

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and that happens to players a few times a year? also they wear a suit of armor

Westbrook is the most entertaining player in the league

This isn't even debatable. Every other game is a 90s, 00s action movie.

>knicks are 7th seed

My OKShits :)

>most shot blockers get dunked on
Gee whiz, what a great observation. Also means nothing because Lebron also has the most turnovers.

If basketball is so pussy, why do the players all feel the need to be jacked as fuck? Why does every rookie get told they have to put on muscle?

Baseball is full of homos. They arent even allowed to look at each other in a mean way without the other team having a hissy fit

Not the batters. I also didn't mention getting kicked by them when they slide into a base.
Those punches are rare and not part of the game. Only thugs and goons resort to that.

Why do the Blazers always trick me into thinking they're a good team?

a manlet is the best mlb player, argument over

It's like AI mixed with VanDamme and directed by Michael Bay

>biggest lead of the game is in OT
now that's what i call playoff basketball

Because when I want them to lose, they disappoint me more often than not.

Because the NBA is all about image more than anything. Those muscles really don't matter unless you're planning to barrel in to the post.
Not an argument.

Baseball has all these fake tough guy unwritten rules that honestly make it so dumb

It was funny because a lot of guys mysteriously lost a lot of weight that season. Carmelo and Dwight both dropped like 25lbs that offseason

was over after nurcic got ejected

Great game regardless

4 wins......

>Old OKC player throwing a game for them AGAIN
when will the fucking league step in?

huuge win for thundies

NEW wtf

We cute.

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Kanter is so fucking bad... OKC won the game when Nurkic got ejected. Should have never happened if refs could do their job and hadnt missed a blatant flagrant foul right before that. Wouldve been blazers shooting 2 FTs in a tie game with 10 seconds left then getting ball back. Refs tried to make it up with the super soft rebound foul at the end but it wasnt enough.

>swept

kek

Go back to your cardboard boxes you homeless bums

Muscles matter because stronger players can brush weaker ones out of the way on screens, rebounding, drives... have you ever even played basketball? Theres tons of contact on every play.

>Kanter is so fucking bad... OKC won the game when Nurkic got ejected. Should have never happened if refs could do their job and hadnt missed a blatant flagrant foul right before that. Wouldve been blazers shooting 2 FTs in a tie game with 10 seconds left then getting ball back. Refs tried to make it up with the super soft rebound foul at the end but it wasnt enough.

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Can't wait for the Dubs to win another chip.

Just a neutral fan that doesnt like seeing a game get ruined by shitty refereeing

>LeBron James passes MJ

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...

Gonna need a name of that thiccbeast

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If Bev was there he could have finished the job

Kek. That’s a girl you’re talking to user. No way anyone who has played both would say bball is a pussy sport.