ITT post footballers with tattoos and rate their IQ
I'll start with picrelated, IQ 70
ITT post footballers with tattoos and rate their IQ
next one is a young mulatto with a IQ of 200
200IQ
now this specimen is similar to the first one but with a little more class
IQ 80
I too am a fan of Crash Bandicoot.
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500
At least 130 IQ
is this a photoshop
Nobody with a tattoo of any description has an IQ of over 90.
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>I want a football and boot
>OK where?
>On my neck
balls of steel
IQ 75
there's nothing wrong with tattooing yourself on your back
:)
generous
He's a sex icon despite having 0 muscle mass. A true genius.
85
Only a chad can get away with that level of shite
Make a bulge thread next.
yikes
If I were a footballer I'd get a bunch of shit tattoos
why the fuck not?
the GOAT
IQ: immeasurable
This desu, unless you have a very good reason such as:
>I was in the Navy in the 80s
>the Jews tattooed me while I was drunk
>actual Yakuza reporting in
That's it.
this. I have some level of respect for people who get absolutely frivolous stuff tatooed on them just for fun, but the whole "X means a lot to me, so I had someone write it on my chest so other people can see it" is just a plea for attention
like if you love your kids just be a good parent, don't try to advertise it to everyone else
IQ 200
ebin brozo
iq 5 billion
Nelson Vivas
159 IQ
I'd even say 90 is generous.
Sterling is just black, not a mulatto.
The tattoo is retarded though, he claims it was to signify his dad being shot but its obviously just a "cool picture" to him.
>to cover a really fucked up scar
that's another good reason
>Solar system on the side of his head
Makes sense given his skull is full of empty space.
If you have a tattoo your IQ is already sub 80
heh
99
Looks like he tried to mix Norse mythology with weebdom. What do those signs even mean?
Isn't that a prison tattoo
bonus boreball post
Never thought of that one, desu. Not bad.
Yeah, i feel the same way. I've often thought of getting a tattoo to laugh at people with tattoos, like writing "Your tattoo sucks" or "there are words on my skin" (preferably in chinese characters), but i cant bring myself to engage in that level of stupidity. The tattoo will remain long after I no longer find the joke funny.
>stupid chinese signs ontop of all those norse tattoos
fucks sake agger
based and peppapilled
fuck social norms
fuck tradition
fuck hierarchy
fuck inferior beings
How would you not get bored of a silly tattoo though? I get it might be funny for the first day, but you're wearing that shit for the rest of your life.
125
Sterling is probably the most based player in the premier league
>misses constantly, scores loads of goals anyway
>blows past you while running like a fag
>constantly shit on by the media for no real reason, still delivers great performances
>tattoo of a gun, triggers the media into a meltdown
>drives a mini cooper
The idea of the tattoo is debatable, but this is amazing work right here
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Anyone with tattoos is a sub-100 mongoloid
Oh dios mio...
1488
football IQ: 200
IQ for getting that tat: 80
>tattoo
>IQ over 70
Choose one.
based and redpilled and sub-70 IQ
this one is expecially retarded because it's a cover up for a smaller and less noticeable (albeit just as cringe) tatto: a kiss
Over 9000
IQ cuck
he literally tattooed his wife's sons names on him the absolute cuck
Is Paolo the most based man in football? Is he, dare I say, /our/ guy?
Sane looks like Cuddles the Monkey in that tattoo FFS
This fucker should've died in that air crash, not Sala. Fuck Icardi.
literally what the FUCK was he thinking?
He looks like a filthy fucking gypsy
>works the british media into a seething shot
>works piers morgan into a seething shoot
2000 IQ AND Based
and they say americans are the only brand whores. Look at this fucking clown, literally giving nike a full on ad tatted on his back. Pathetic.
He can't wear short sleeved shirts on TV anymore now lmao
>I got an AK-47 on my [leg], ho
>So you know I don't shoot no pistol
>I dare you to come near my threshold
>This gun will not reload
>Cause bitch I got extendos
>Bitch, I got extendos
>Don't play with me boy, don't play with me boy
>Go play your Nintendo
i never saw the backpiece, it's fucking terrible. Who are those even supposed to be?
Holy BASED
:)
>over 9000
Barto Simsom
IQ = 150 easily
Has he got a licence for that?
Sneed
ahi macaco dijo el var sinso
201 iq
Tattoo = automatic sign for negative IQ
Una Vela
accurate. based player based tattoo
Ruined himself with those face tatoos and those flames on the neck. He was such a chad
>cool viking tattoo
>zoom in
>some chinese letters and jibberish
YOU RUINED IT
> 0IQ
This dumb cunt was lauded as the next Viduka to help Australia's striking woes, he killed it at youth international level. Then he got arrested in a McDonalds carpark with gang members
based
What about people getting tattoos purely for aesthetics?
If I be rich based footballer I would have tattoo like reggie ledoux's one from true detective
Based
Very cool except asian stuff
Cuck nigger
IQ 1389
Unironically 80 tops.
IQ -lma0
Back looks absolutely horrendous, worst back tattoo I've seen in my life
That is the niggerest thing I've ever seen
>look at this fucking clown, can you believe it?
Is that d’allesandro? Kek
absolutely based
I feel that I'm a different type of person to anyone who does this to themselves. I genuinely can't comprehend the mentality.
based
serbia
this transcends bad
Unironically really like porn slags with tattoos like that. There's an "amateur" (fairly certain she's a prostitute) on some sites that has shit like "fuck me", "dicks go here" tattooed above her pussy and as a tramp stamp.
unbelievable
The rare 28 IQ footballer
IQ nog genius so above 100.
Los Sinsons...
I read her story a couple of years ago, truly a mental health issue.
60
and /pol/actually calls others NPCs lmao
Why would anyone get tattoos, they look like shit 99 out of 100 times
call him "SIR"
He has no knighthood and never will lmao
>Who are those even supposed to be?
his grandma and Gabriel Barbosa his ex team mate
take that trash ass tattoo from him and give it to Marcos Alonso
Don’t know who this is, but by the tattoos has to be sub-75 IQ
>croatian refugee
yeah, I saw something like that on efukt, I'm too lazy to search it right now
over 200
"Dominus Regit Me Et Nihil Mihi Deerit"
based religion nuts
Bernardeschi is literally covered in prayers and religious imagery, including the entire Peter Noster and Ave Maria
Decent tattoo
based rayman
from watching him play, I'd say around 65 - 75
Post tattoos that actually look good
literal galaxy brain
Wait,I tought Europeans were either atheists or muslims
Imagine being so fucking full of yourself that you unironicly put a tattoo of yourself on your back.
beck's are effay as fuck, a clear example of well placement and designed tats
>effay as fuck
They genuinely fucking awful
Not surprising third world scunners like them
No such thing.
The back isn't icardi
>mutts
Damn, what would I give if I could just bite into that sweet round ass.
1 hour long.
le gay t-rex man
The tear drops under the eye? That's supposed to show how many people you've killed.
And that it's his shooting leg, being right footed and all.
>though you can't tell that with some of his finishes
>getting a tattoo of a gun because your dad got shot
You'd never tell by looking at him
Wtf is with you sudacas and the simpsons
Not a christian but I can deny that the christian imagery sure is beautiful.
When did Marcelo get arrested?
9001
retard
why did he tattoed captain marvel on his left shoulder
meds are still catholics
Rate my dude.
tattoos really are for faggots btw
You can't top this tqbh domovinabro
Nah, every tear is a loved one that died while he was in jail.
can't tell what's worse, the tattoo or the "beard"
tumbero de mierda
We saw your flag, we know you're not Christian
too much time on pol
basado