/hoc/

tronna reloleafs

Very happy that >my team is currently leading the AHL.
Shan't gloat, but shall instead note >our success thus far and wish the best of luck to everybody else's AHL team.

Simple as.

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they relo to China of course

Afternoon coffee reminder that Tavares is overrated shit.

*Cringe* - The Thread

youtube.com/watch?v=cCYRGaCkqxA

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Why does he always look so confused at the start of his videos?

good taste but I'd also add the memorial cup

fat face

hes identifying the brap location

he's always doing an impression of a coach or something

Can't recommend this docu enough. Same absolutely TERRIFIC beaver footage.

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Holy mother of SHALL

It's on Netdix FYI

Any good /beav/ documentary?

Elite viewing
youtu.be/iyNA62FrKCE

They follow a beaver family through the end of winter and spring, along with some wolves, bears, owls and others.

why is the metro so shit lads?

Fuck off, faggot.

All the based animals

beavers are not hockey related

cope

Maybe in godless communist China where you’re from, but here in the free west they certainly are

Fuck off, faggot.

laffs are not hokkei related since they are utter trash

mobile.twitter.com/OilersNation/status/1103727034365140992

Based Bulju

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I’m 8 minutes into /walrus/ lad. They cute

He seems positive

HIV positive?

How the FUCK do we stop him bros?

It warms my heart to see him this happy :')

Good, I think will watch it before tonight's hokkei

bulju is reddit

But I slammed your mom's beaver while watching hockey last night?

Just wait until he's back on the ice

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I actually bought that sweater for my pregnant sister in law for her birthday and she lost her shit on me because it was a size too small so I told her her to calm her tits and now i’m not allowed at their house.

im not from china and beavers have nothing to do with hockey

shut up dweeb

Shoo, shoo, not for you.

shut up gaywad

Shut up, nerd

Doesn't sound like a place you'd want to be anyway
>desu

You’re right though. Same goes for onion rings.

>I'm not from China...but my slant eyed parents are haha

Going to be honest, friends. I like beavers but this meme is getting stale

Please you me if you a fren

just took my post coffee moronto. had to flush twice.

I prefer Chinese to white people tbqhwyl

If they're older than 30 then Chinese are better
If they're younger than 30 then white people are better

Hi fren. Sorry >my team has no Finns.

Imagine being unable to skate.
Now imagine posting another mans skates in order to pretend you know how to skate.

Who's most likely to win tonight out of Boston, Tampa, NYI & Detroit/NYR?

Not hockey fans

yes hello

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>posts webm of chinese people not stopping while their countrymen are dying on the ground

faggot

Sounds like a bunch of shit games. Seek help for your gambling addiction.

Not even Edmonton can stop this man smiling.
Absolutely based.

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I mean I would do the same
So would everyone else
I don't want to go to court for "helping" some dying dude

I know you are, but what am I?
BOOM
got 'em

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reminder that 3/5 of the top draft picks in 2016 were finnish and they are all objective busts

well >my team has expelled all of the finnish infestations, next we liquidate the swedecucks and then, God willing, all of the leafs will be terminated and we'll have a proper team

>a team full of russians and ameriblobs
do you enjoy losing, user? what team do you follow

go knights

Spencer knight will go 1st overall

Projected to be better than vasilevsky

You guys all got your tickets for the Clarkson Cup, right?

Based

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le ebin meme goaltender man XDDD

>shitpolitan in charge of being good

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when the relocanes are third in your division, you know it sucks cock

>regular season

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hey swedes I just picked up some kalle’s, what is the best way to eat it?

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>obsessing and seething
Grim.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law

>All 50 states and the District of Columbia have some type of Good Samaritan law.

Right in your mouth

thanks for the angry (You), mongoloid sunbelter

With knäckebröd.

Obsessed and seething.

Yeah but I gotta give a police report and shit fuck that

here’s another bitch, you can take it to the bank

Got a new bank account the other day lads
Waiting for my debit card to buy a coat

lol why are sunbelters so stupid
is it education?
is it demographics?

t. xiang shing pi

No but I plan in watching as much CWHL as I can. Last years was really good and they had basically Olympians, this year should be 10x better

Eastern bloc peasant not Chinaman fyi

hes shit
>naming your child spencer

>use toilet right after girlfriend does
>can still smell her pussy smell
grim

Rent mother fucking free bitch keep seething

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hot

you mad bruh?

Both
Mainly the weather

On rye bread with butter and sliced hard boiled eggs. Pretty based, had some an hour ago-

The US should have similar law that >we have here.

>"Section 15 - Neglect of rescue (578/1995) A person who knows that another is in mortal danger or serious danger to his or her health, and does not give or procure such assistance that in view of his or her options and the nature of the situation can reasonably be expected, shall be sentenced for neglect of rescue to a fine or to imprisonment for at most six months."

So >we have to, at the very least, call an ambulance or something.

>posts his own female athlete getting BLACKED
...b-btfo

look how mad this sunbelt dummy is
he literally can't stop giving me (You)s

why are calgary flames fans so stupid?
is it education?
is it demographics?

jesus that doesn't sound healthy

>"I thought I saw someone else already call an ambulance"
now what?

>91325098
Fuck off, faggot.

No more belts. No more beavers. Hockey discussion only thanks

why >we? are you not finnish?

by a snowbelt canadian at that
lmfaoooo

here’s another one baby, this one is special for you

Tampa WILL win
Bruins will probably win
Red Wings will probably win
>rags will probably lose
NYI will also probably lose

Fleury is lucky Smitty wasn't in net. Would have been a pure beatdown. He would have been coast to coast in seconds.

i refreshed youtube like 7 times but didn't find any good videos to watch lads

Bruh I got places to be
Shan't be waiting for some dude to die in my arms

Your Stanley Cup Champions!

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Tampa is the biggest paper tiger since the vancouver canucks. Their manlet squad will continue to get exposed in the playoffs, where the game slows down and gets rougher.

eat that stank pucci with kalle and post pics

Dont blame our fanbase for the snowbelt sperg

Antscanada

watch some 9 year olds model leotards

Rule Brittania!

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If they got a hold of you after you left the scene then somebody either snitched or they have video footage so good luck with that story.

The only cases that I remember where they applied this were with taxi drivers that left their customers in a ditch or something after they puked and passed out.

I never use a regular >we on /hoc/ due to memes.

Well in that case godspeed bruh-bruh.

based and bluespilled

the >predditors last year got exposed badly after btfo'ing the league in the regular season.

sorry m8 I’m just shitposting
flames fans (here at least) are and have always been top tier bros

I CHIME IN WITH THE
HAVEN'T PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR NOOOO!

IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS

WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATONALITY

>implying it would actually happen
the only thing that would happen is a five minute major when he crossed the red line.

Unless there are two of them, I actually think that the worst one is from Toronto.

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>taxi drivers that left their customers in a ditch or something after they puked and passed out.
Literally nothing wrong with this. Those people deserved it for puking in the car and passing out

Yep. Manlet/Yuro squads are always good in the regular season, but always get absolutely blown the FUCK out in the playoffs.

just getting home from work lads, how's the posting been today?

This song doesn't make any sense whatsoever. It's just words they thought sounded cool

>you deserve to die if you drink to much or get drugged
nice edge

watching a video about knots just learned how to tie a taut-line hitch

Luke warm

Not very smart. If they die you'll never get compensation for the cleaning or the cab fare.

It's immoral and financially stupid.

sunbelters are pretty butthurt today for some reason but other than that its been a good genny

>LG is leaving ALT
Bros...

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dogshit
same old

did you know today is national cereal day in burgerland?

fun fact, i was at panic at the disco's first show ever. i didn't know who they were, but my friend's band opened the show. it was at a christian venue in vegas called the alley. it was not a good show.

They don't die they're just sleeping in a ditch also yes you do

Watch Lahey teach you how to make a rock wall in Nova Scotia

>it i keep repeating it will become true
here’s an extra (you) as well before you start crying again

The groom's bride is a whore. It doesn't make 100% sense but it's an absolute banger

at this moment, you are euphoric

It was implied that they did die or get injured as the law isn't invoked if you just spend the night in a ditch with no major damage to your health.

That's a shame, she was the only tolerable part of the avs' broadcast team

so everything's normal then, that's /comfy/

The Chinese in the back of my building are getting kind of rowdy

The only absolute banger that still holds up is SOS by Rihanna and it deserves to be resurrected

Who?

go out there and establish dominance

Well if they're dead then yes there's a problem and they should be accountable but if they're just sleeping in a ditch then they deserve to sleep in a ditch

I went to canada once.

no worries m8. I like the sunbelt. dont listen to the raging retard

pretty hair, shame about the caked on makeup

t. beanerbelt scum

Sharks

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Welp, there goes my last reason to live.
It's been real bros

will take the division

>he literally can't stop replying

That song is just a ripoff of tainted love

They don't speak English
Or maybe one of them does but chooses not to

absolutely fucking based

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is mike green actually dying of hiv?

sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/red-wings-mike-green-season-recover-virus/

making this right now.
already had some on a bagel and it was absolutely delicious

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What are you going to do about fatty know nothing casual anime sunbelt scum?

What if Crosby was chinese

Based puck bunnies

>The Virus-ridden needle-recycling station of Detoilet

he’d be the accountant for the pens

Good choice!
I've never had a bagel in my whole life. But looks good, I'm glad you like it!

Some kind of alarm is wailing away in the distance

Then his name would be sidnrey cwosbru

he would not be elite

hiv isn’t even deadly anymore. you just have take a pill and it pretty much stays dormant forever and you live a normal life span.

What if american was good at hockey?

they're even more butthurt than usual. can anyone confirm if this is due to some sort of meth shortage, or incest banning law?

Some of the examples I've found on our state media's newsfeed are about negleting to call for help after seeing a guy get hit with an axe, some junkies leaving their colleague to die after a botched pharmacy break in and a mother abandoning her baby.

can confirm, am out of meth and haven’t fucked my sister in weeks

what if (((they))) were good at hockey?

it's too early, nobody has mellowed out with a few glasses of whisky yet

>re: 91325405
>white knighting sunbelters
Gas ys

you mean the Golden Knights? they are good.

hyman

Hey guys I was just over here thinking about something

shut the fuck up you clown

woah woah slow down there turbo

yeah nah, cowboy larping inbred

They are though. Jack Eichel, Bob Gainey, Wayne Simmonds, Aleksander Barkov, Mikko Koivu, Bobby Orr, Wayne Gretzky, Erik Haula, Cory Schneider the list goes on forever

I've been known to do the same

(((they))) aren't?

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kikel is good

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Yes......

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Hate cowboys
Hate country accents
Hate right wingers
Hate conservatives
Hate country music
Hate giant hats
Hate pickup trucks
Hate Calgary
Hate Dallas

Simple as

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>Barkov
really?

coastie faggot get the fuck out of my general

there’s literally no evidence that jack eichel is jewish.

t. Hillary voter

>lives in Miami
>feeds on weak competition

Gee I wonder

that's the one that confused you?

Why do you think anybody cares?

>Koivu, Haula, Barkov

What da fug

obsessed and seething

hes right though
cowboy larping queers aren't welcome in /hoc/

his jew-fro is evidence enough.

He literally wears a yamulke in warmups and doesn't play after sun down on Friday

Queers of any variety aren’t welcome

hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=187429
pretty sure I drafted this guy 3rd overall in nhl 16

she could smoke a cigarette in the rain

Muh trugg
Muh boots
Muh beer
Invade EYE-rack
Thank Jesus

based
cringe

>cowboy larping queers aren't welcome in /hoc/
What if it's not a larp? What if it's for real?

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and yet here you are

some of them I know he was making up, Gretzky is Slavic ancestry for example

muh truck nutz
muh tough guy shirts
muh faggy beard
if this is you kys

He slipped to a late 1st/ early 2nd in 17

you are a fan of a dying franchise and despite all your efforts "proving" that youre a fan you still dont attend the home games

cowboys don't have computers

He offers to show the press his circumcised penis all the time dude

Remember when hunter shinkaruk was like the best player to draft and 1st overall in the video games

Define tough guy shirt. Do you mean crew necks? I've eat almonds in my car and haven't shaved because I don't want to clog the sink

good night /hoc/

damn, he went 1st overall ohl

In many ways, they'll miss the good old days
Someday, someday
Yeah, it hurts to say, but I want you to stay
Sometimes, sometimes
When we was young, oh man, did we have fun
Always, always
Promises, they break before they're made
Sometimes, sometimes

Damn, Gurdeep from Toronto must still be mad about that 2002 ECF loss.

i’m pretty sure truck nuts are illegal now

youtu.be/bCs85XyhzUA

Yeah normal everyday crackers dress like this. Sure.

like this

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couldnt be more wrong faggot
the amount of obsession you have for me becomes more palpable everyday
like you are even creating a backstory for me
how long til you give your character a name?

That might be the gayest thing I've ever seen.

Why? I understand shelled peanuts because it's a distraction while driving but if I want some smokehouse almonds that's no ones business

t. vijay dhaliwal

obsessed and SEETHING relocanes fan

>disliking cowboys
when did this general turn into such utter dogshit

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why are east coasters so angry today?

I fucking hate those oddly specific shirts

I’M A TRANS LESBIAN SKY DIVING GRANDMOTHER FROM DES MOINES SO DON’T FUCK WITH ME

t. randy from raleigh

I know it's you. You know that I know. Say whatever the fuck you want.

No they're the literal ballsack that people hang from their trailer hitch

Yeah I do mostly because in 2040 he would be the only guy with a photo

Oh god, he IS still mad.
Not sure why you'd think that anyone would be seething over a victory, friend.

imagine living on the least coast
top jej

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yeah the canucks always have the dankest prospects in nhl games

Yee haw you pussies
Stay seething

Americans really are just tasteless cattle

Not sure how you figure, but that would be one fuck of a twist.

cowboys literally became a useless profession once barbed wire fencing eas invented

based

>real pacific hours
>everyone's always chill, gets along, overall comfy
>least coast hours
>constant seething, baiting, samefagging, etc.

Oh I normally just hang my own balls out the window

Well midwesterners are always seething with rage because that's just how life is but idk why coasts are mad

I, for one, welcome our cowboy friends.

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cowboys dont even exist, all thats left is a bunch of fucking monkeys who have never even seen a horse pretending to be cowboys because they think women like it

t. randy from raleigh

You don't know shit. Looking at posts without punctuation and capitalization and assume they all come from a single source.
Best part about it is, you think that posting style is inferior. Why I'll never understand.

as someone from the east coast who is up late during RPH, this post it pretty much spot on

those are boomer dad shirts. they wear that shit every day as they listen to iron maiden

because he's a """writer"""

hes anti intellectual as most people are in the sunbelt

west coast neetsare flase flagging

Imagine being this big of a faggot
Pic related is you

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what do you expect when its 3 NA posters during rph who all love to jerk each other off?

Hard cringe.

Holy fuck this is embarrassing.

i agree too. i had a good time writing /hoc/ poems recently.
things tend to calm down once hockey starts

My favorite Jewish hockey players

Jack Eichel
Erik Haula
Aleksander Barkov
Rasmus Ristolainen
Anti Niemi
Shane Gostisbere

holy mother of based

I've been to both, you've full of shit.

>timing your posts with your phone and your pc to avoid samefagging accusations

what do you expect when its five na posters during rph who all love to tug each other off
being this proud of a circle jerk has to be some of the saddest shit ive ever heard, especially when you consider all those hockey clubs are rivals

it's those fucking pakies from toronto

I can't believe Connor McAlwahad converted to Islam

The relocanesfags are responsible for most of the consternation

most of the angry alcoholics have passed out by that point

No one likes you, go away.

You mean the people who bring them up angrily out of nowhere when nobody else is talking about them?

gurdeep from brampton absolutely seething

After watching Bulju's rehab video, I noticed he has very small calves

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>real pacific hours
more like reddit pacific hours
LMAO

Why is it, that everytime I write apehoop in /hoc/ I get banned? Why are /hoc/ filled with sensitive ni**ers?
>He has three tattoos... and on his left arm, written in Hebrew, "In pursuit of perfection" (in honor of his Jewish heritage).

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No one likes you, go away.

Imagine if they showed this much passion about their hockey team instead of acting like complete asshats on the internet for no reason

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twitter.com/brendanmburke/status/1103718591709499392?s=21

Name a more based duo

No one likes you either, but you still come here and get mad everyday of the week.

See what I mean?

>seething about sunbelt 97% of thread
>"lol why does sunbelt ruin every thread."

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don't say paki again or I'll report you

For me it's buying seasons tickets and then giving them to your dad because you can't go because of work

No one likes you, go away.

peace be upon that bust

announcing reports is against the rules

Starting to suspect that I'm smarter than almost all of you.

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Yeah? How many figures you make bud

I made 150k last year

>just measuring your bank account
See, this is part of how I know.

Kill yourself

How much ya lift hoc?

Jesus, that seems like a bit much.

if those s*nbelt faggot werent around to argue /hoc/ would be paradise
hockey is a snowbelt sport, its not surprising their only intent is to ruin our good thing

the only thing I lift is thots onto my dick

>not even 26% of the NHL players think McBust is the best in the NHL

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would
you
shut
the
fuck
up
already

What if Crosby was retarded

I life your mom onto my dick.

>zero life experiences
>embarrassing bank account (sub six figures)
Starting to suspect that you walked into the wrong general.

who are you quoting?

Guess the team

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jets

he is. his brain was turned to pudding before he reached his final form.

What If mcdavid started showing up to practices in black face to get out of his contract

Teds

What's the issue

>laffs

Pedosota

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technically the jets franchise have a division title since atlanta had one

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if you like circle jerks / hug boxes so much i suggest you browse reddit
it has everything you want in a discussion board like rph hours only 24 hours a day

BING BING

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make me s

It needed to be said. These RPH faggots are so annoying, constantly talking about their finger painting.
Thank you

they also won those two meme trophies in that meme league

>mad
>at based pacific hours

/hoc\

>devolve the thread into an unreadable mess of seething
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS YOU'RE REDDIT

We need a final solution to the shitposter problem.

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delet Yea Forums

you'd still make it terrible because you are a raging faggot with shit opinions.

Move to the UK.

>mad
>at arguing, obsession and seething
>>>/reddit/

tim and sid is on boys

Based
Massive faggot

says the fucking autist ruining the thread

>muh hockey secret club
>sunbelt sucks lol

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>meme league
that league is the reason euros play in the chel

Go fingerpaint until midnight so you can spam RPH, retard

>least coasters seething again

>fingerpaint
top bantz

>DURRRR SUNBELT BAD

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>heh good one
retard pacific hours

>mad
>at god

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I honestly just wanted to talk about hockey but now I'm scared to.

I call anyone I don’t agree with a sunbelter despite being a sunbelter myself.

thoughts on malcom subban?

Retard
Pacific
Hours

You motherfucker.

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Sucks

only GOOD teams playing tonight

>DURRRR SUNBELT GOOD

I could heem all of you

Vegas needs a real back-up. Should've tried to snag someone like Hutton instead of tying up a bunch of cap space in meme rejects from Ottawa.

he's a nigger to be honest

Shut up virgin

Welfare recipient detected

only 11 games played this season, but his GAA is sub 3 and he's over .900 s% at 25 years old which is pretty good
I think he deserves to be a starter but he wont be in Vegas, at least not until Fleury retires

cant wait for the playoff /hoc/

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PK subban has 25 points and is a +0 this season on 9 mil cap hit

guess everyone can skip tonight. the leafs arent playing.

its a bunch of retards seething for the most part but it can be pretty funny. not much different than regular /hoc/ but extra seething

blue liners aren't supposed to score points

stay scared, m8's

at least he's a good defensem-

sunbelters > leaf fans

>predators fangays thought they won this trade

and its not even close

good lord, I will watch absolutely EVERY game today for that reason

to be fair if someone with raw athleticism like lebron focused on hockey growing up he would dominate the league. we're talking 2-3x better stats wise alone than gretzky.

Thanks, friends.
Always glad to participate in genuine hockey discussion.

/hoc/ has no laffs fans similiar to how it has no >rags fans
only falseflaggers

Not really you obviously don't know anything about hockey if you actually believe this

who?

there's been superathletic players in the league and they haven't come close to gretzky's numbers. there's more to the game than raw athleticism. skill and technique are more important

haha le bröön

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CAN YOU GUESS who this Hall of Fame goalie, who also has his number retired in one arena, is?

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which nigger would be better at hokkei jordan or lebron?

that's 2 time cup champion Mike Vernon

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how does your GAA have a decimal point when you only have 1 game played

Smoking pot in car

keep your eyes on the road, kid

I'm surprised he ever got to start another NHL game after a 21.88 GAA

>pittsburgh v columbus back to back
gary's alright sometimes

He didn't play full game

its based off of 60 minutes not games played

>5 min left in double OT
we going 3?

anybody see the video on pulju's instagram? LMAO

FILAN

buljus calves are almost non-existent now. im worried for him.

goals against average is calculated from (goals against x game length) / minutes played
so in the 1 game Vernon played that season he let in a bunch of goals really fast and then got pulled.

nothing ever gets him down

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makes sense

you'd think a bust like bulju would want to bulk up

Except playing hokei

does this look like the face of mercy to you?

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>a bunch of goals
That's an understatement.
>only 7 instagram posts in a full year
wtf, I love the Swedish prospect Jesse Puljujärvi now

Teach me how to hockey

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is it possible to skate well if you're pigeon toed?

face of a retard desu

Go pongs! Go habs! Please loose just this once, shorkies. For our prosperity.

that was early in his career. he spent a long time in and out of the minors before finally becoming an NHL starter.

Step 1: wait for two years
Step 2:

Stop putting players on IR.

I see the cyborg enhancements are going well

just get pucks in deep and traffic to the front of the net

I wanna be where the hockey players are
I wanna see, wanna see them passin
Skating around on those, what do you call them? Oh feet!
Dumpin the puck you don't get too far
Skills are required for deking, shooting
Crashin the net through the, what's that word again? Crease.

Faggot

you are now imagining a penis going in and out of your grandma’s vagina

thanks

what is /hoc/s thoughts on the Ottawa Senators?

Phoenix Coyotes

t. 14 year old kid

Bloo Jackers

Yeah you called me one earlier and I live in fucking Montana
Idiot

Has anyone ever commented on the fact that he has a face that is larger than average

they've taken the title from the oilers as the most embarrassing franchise in canada

They're a team.

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babby tkachuk is good but idk if he is jack hughes good

it's up lads

youtube.com/watch?v=bUcjeXudO6c

>that simmonds scene
shes a coal burner

>montana
>not sunbelt
dumb sunbelter

the pieces are there for a relocation.
>arena situation
>owner that refuses to spend money on his team
>ticket sales struggling
>different city has expressed interest in owning a team

with the thrashers gary kept saying that they were going to stay put and that the league was dedicated to atlanta until the very very end. the relocation was very sudden, there wasnt much of a build up. similar thing could end up happening here, but i think we are still a few years away from that.

basé et rougepillulé

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best answer

joke's on you, >we don't have any players lol

holy mother of fuck, this is such an EPIC post that i had to stand up and walk around the room a little to let some steam off

take that back. the hockey milf would never burn coal

Absolutely fleeced Columbus and maybe Vegas

I have a nice erection

built for _______

Thank fucking god Columbus is a perfect spot for a hockey team

wouldn't go that far yet

>Nashville hockey knowledge
youtube.com/watch?v=FnMLL9Z43hc

Please elaborate

>snowbelt bros finally realizing it's their own shitters always complaining
>snowbelt bros finally turning on the snowbelt shitters instead of sunbelters who just like hockey
>sunbelt and snowbelt bros becoming bros with each other
>sunbelt and snowbelt bros calling out snowbelt and sunbelt shitters alike
Glad to see /hoc/ is finally making progressive steps

It's pretty meh if you ask me, and even if you don't, it's still pretty meh.

A dumpster fire
youtube.com/watch?v=epZIuw0iOng
Big Swedish Cock

Post it or stfu

Anything south of the canadian border is sunbelt.

For me, it's the Sharks of San Jose

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sids hot takes are just him yelling loudly about nothing.

it's funny they all knew Sydney Crosby but not Connor McDavid. It's clear who the real GOAT is

having a productive afternoon, /hoc/?

Fuck off, brain.

Sid makes some good points
side note: what the fuck is with Dorions hair? he looks like predator without the mask on with that giant forehead

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I don't get the bunch oif jerks thing

Don Cherry called the Carolina Hurricanes a "bunch of jerks" for their post-game win celebrations. Then the Hurricanes decided to market it and sell T-shirts that say "bunch of jerks".

This 2bqh.
Finna bouta take a fuckload of pressure off of the Florida Panthers' franchise in the next few years. That one Finn-user should be happy.
Sucks for the fans left in Ottawa, but Melnyk seems hell-bent on ruining everything.

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its evening in the east coast

I'm well north of the southernmost part of the border.

Please stop talking to or in any way encouraging Aegean Kipshit.

thats not the only thing thats up right now haha (hint: its my rock-hard boner when watching her vids)

Have you considered paying attention occasionally instead of just shitting up the thread constantly?

based an' fawkin lawbstahpilled

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Nigga that was weeks ago

>tfw the Wild will find some way to beat us even though they’re trash

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Just ripped my dick off I was jacking so hard

Nice, I've always felt like Maine is a kindred spirit.

just took my pregame maple laffs. had to flush twice.

thanks, makes sense

>Aegean Kipshit.

haha, good one, probably the peak of your mental effort for this decade.

no I'm happy to answer his questions

Then fuck off somewhere else and take it with you

Can't tell if you're kindhearted and naive, or if you just want to see /hoc/ burn.

hes better than all the seethe posters talking about belts and beavers and shit

Didn't your longtime Sacajawea recently call you a retard?

pay your fucking debts you little weasel

what game we watchin lads

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Animals have always been an integral part of /hoc/. You're just new and gay.

Wild have the best regular season coach in the game.

Avies/Stars

>playing dedmonton tonight
this tank is not going as planned

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fuck no

good canabro

but hating me is a meme around here

it's a normal coping mechanism for lacking personalities, to be jealous of PUCKing personalities

Greece has been here longer than the gay beaver meme you retards keep forcing

I don't give a fuck if you watch it or not, you asked a question and I answered.

he said animals asshole
kitties have been a beloved Yea Forums and /hoc/ meme since time immemorial

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i mean "we" as in this thread and we are most definitely not watching that

I'm glad you don't take it personally friend.

That's why I said animals and not beavers, dumb newfaggot.

OH

OG OLDFAG CANABRO WRECKING THE REDDITOR NEWFAGS ONE

POST

AT

A

TIME

GIVE IT TO THEM BASED CANUCK, LET THOSE WHITE SUNBELTPREMACISTS FEEL YOUR NORTHERN ICE WRATH

t. refers to Canadians as employees of a fucking department store because of Hudson Bay Company

imagine
hating
beavers
Good fucking god.

you are moving the goalposts. I was talking about beavers and you widen the goalposts to relate them to animals. but at the end of the day I don't give a shit about animals at all I come here to talk about hockey

>mad
>at animals
pathetic

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shut up

No I don't

you can't prove this

Nice to see you breaking.

You moved the goalposts by giving the beaver example, dumbass.

Say it with me user. "Tervetuloa, Kaapo Kakko!"

see

HOLY FUCK HOW DUMB ARE YOU YOU SUPER STUPID

That’s not the post you replied to.

that's the first post I made, then someone said "b-b-but animals are always a part of /hoc/"
that's called moving the goalposts.

my point is Greece is a better poster than the majority of you

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

>Grease typing in all caps at me

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thanks, I had forgotten for a bit

Lmao grease is melting down

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Ignore it, lad.

...

RIP, Patrick Lane.

Nice.

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based hoc

Thank you for Sam Gagner , Hong Couver

t. Best city in Canada, Edmonton