>Saturday March 9 Chicago Fire vs Orlando City, 1pm EST New England Revolution vs Columbus Crew, 2pm FC Dallas vs LA Galaxy, 3:30pm Houston Dynamo vs Montreal Impact, 5pm Real Salt Lake vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 6pm San Jose Earthquakes vs Minnesota United, 8pm Seattle Sounders vs Colorado Rapids, 10pm
>Sunday March 10 NYCFC vs DC United, 3pm Sporting KC vs Philadelphia Union, 3pm Atlanta United vs FC Cincinnati, 5pm LAFC vs Portland Timbers, 7:30pm
if you look at the Optastats, MLS sides dominated those games and actually did win on expected goals
but of course there were plenty of costly tactical mistakes, that's expected when it's still basically preseason for MLS sides
if you want to gloat about it to own people on Twitter, that's cool. it's not even that important of a competition, but if you want your team to waste their time trying to win it, you do you
I know, Jamal. Don't try to act like you don't do this shit all over the internet.
Robert Williams
Contrary to what you mlels fans think, nobody at conCACAf gives a shit about your concessions. Nobody cried for LigaMX and how Copa Libertadores interfered with their schedule.
Camden Ross
im asking a simple question you panicky pussy. If no one cares, if it doesn't interfere with other leagues schedules, why not push it a month?
Kevin Jones
De Boer's last two teams fired him because of his reluctance to adapt Looks like he's doing it again
I seriously think "big" sam allardyce would be able to take a loser mls team (doop, quacks etc) to the title in 2 or 3 years just by being a stereotypical american manager, but actually good
Oliver Price
Cincinnati going to have Kenny Saief and Nazmi Albadawi (Palestine national) playing together
[spoiler]and that's a good thing[/spoiler]
Joshua Green
>4/24 first round draft picks were cut before season >11/24 second round picks were cut >only three players from 3rd and 4th rounds are still with MLS-affilates
seems like this is unnecessary and extremely unfair to the kids, 32 of the athletes selected aren't even playing professionally now
Sebastian Murphy
>Palestine national the Palestinian territories are not nations, you fucking anti-Semite Israel hating Muslim Nazi
Jeremiah Sullivan
>Cincinnati traded garberbux for draft picks, and then passed on some of them meme league meme draft
>Escobar injured. >Gressel injured. >Pirez out due to yellows. >Everyone is worn out from CCL and no squad rotation. What are the chances they slip to Cincy?
Nathaniel Harris
They weren't the waldos
Juan Bell
never got to go in there, but it looks like the Astrodome with less personality.
Ayden Fisher
Has anyone been to /ligamx/ lately and where the FUCK are my thicc-bootied MLS-thots.
FDB's persistence with a formation/selection that makes literally no sense (and clearly appears to make little sense to the players) is going to get him fired.
>*burns down city in your path* I was hoping your shit city was going to go full Planet of The Apes with lynch mobs of feral blacks dragging white basedboys into the streets for public executions.
True it happens in male soccer, but it feels like it happens a lot more frequently in women's soccer. On top of this the quality of play in women's soccer is undoubtedly worse.
Levi Scott
this women's game has more memes, much better actual entertainment than some shitty Fraudiola-Sarriball shit that is just passing the ball around the midfield for 2 hours
Caleb Garcia
>entertainment It's boring af
Joshua Sanders
Women should be chained up and only kept around for breeding. Inshallah.
Man, it's been years and I still don't know what to make of this proposal.
Jason Edwards
Gold Cup is utterly meaningless and a team with Puli and Sarg and Weah and McKennie could actually win a medal in Tokyo, something we haven't done before
Nah this Gold Cup will actually be important since it gives >us a first class ticket to what will likely be the last Confederations Cup, something the US hasn't been in since 2009. Tata is going to take the Gold Cup seriously too since he wants to impress and will more than likely bring the heavy hitters. Let's take this opportunity to cuck Mexico in a Gold Cup with the big guns.
We got a pretty fucking good u20 team as well (Mendez, Dest, Soto, Durkin, Ledezma, Richards, etc.) I think they're good enough to qualify for the Olympics
Jose Hughes
Olympic qualification isn't until like October
Joshua Anderson
minnesota is gonna be lit for gold cup
Liam Lopez
>all USA GC games will be in flyovers >no Group games in a Top 35 city >all knockout games will be East of the Mississippi
what exactly did SUM mean by this fucking shit
Justin Anderson
they want actual US fans at the games instead of chicanos
Tyler Barnes
Good thing there aren't any CHIs in St. Paul or Kansas City or Philly or Nashville, that would really trigger me
Caleb Scott
imagine being this upset that SUM wants actual fans at the game lmao
good point but I'd rather laugh at their expense, they've blown so many leads this season seeing them get BTFO like the shit they are is great predicting another goal before half time and 6-7 for the match
Angel Walker
When do they get relegated?
Luis King
Kennedy has done well to hold it to three so far.
Wellington's getting relegated, not CCM
Dylan King
fuuuuckin hell almost didn't save that one
Carter Bailey
I'd rip into Kopczynski for that horrible challenge but he was mostly signed to keep Kurto company and seems to be doing a good job there.
Sebastian Powell
TIPGOD I P G O D
Robert King
There's your goal, just in time. Krishna will be keen to stat pad here so it could be worse than 7.
Thomas Morris
mariners are the biggest joke of a club in this league >conceding 8 to poocastle >blowing two 2-0 leads in one season >the fucking broken goal incident on new years eve
Benjamin Ramirez
>mariners are the biggest joke of a club in this league I know, it's so unfair. That used to be our thing.
Nathan Miller
what on earth is that behind them?
Evan Ortiz
>Mariners fans were leaving during the first half The state of this football team
Feels good when your hometown hero is a goalscoring left back.
Jordan Bennett
6. Even Kennedy's given up.
Bentley Lee
S I X I X
Josiah Cook
>not even an hour in >SEVEN - NIL
Joshua Cooper
the landmark of the darkest days of Seattle
Seattle went from the 1960s futuristic growth, building monorails and the Needle and SeaTac, to just giving up in the 1970s and building freeways right through downtown and parking lots and the Kingdome
>CONCEDING TO THE FUCKING MARINERS DISBAND THIS SHIT
Jonathan Jackson
Greatest comeback in football history on its way lads.
Luis Johnson
7-0 most dangerous lead
Cooper Stewart
stop conceding you fuckers
Henry Walker
Missing two of our first choice CBs and first choice DM (who was replaced with an AM). A decent team would have put five past us.
Easton Foster
>game slows down fuck off you're not going to lose and you're not going to win, just keep going
Anthony Allen
Do Roy have a brother called Harry?
Hudson Bailey
>making Krishna puns when Sarpreet Singh is playing HIS NAME MEANS FELIX CAT
Zachary Sanchez
i'd 8-2 be a mariners fan because that's twice they've lost like this now
Jacob Rodriguez
CCM have to sack Mulvey now. Even if they don't have a replacement, this kind of result can't just be treated as another game.
Liam Jones
partnership with /wog/ is cancelled
Xavier Wilson
Did you know in Brazil, in addition to having the regular league system, they also play state championships where, like the name suggests, clubs also play in a tournament between teams inside their state? I feel like that could be a cool thing for the US, but instead of states it's just regions (i.e. Northeast, West Coast, etc.)
Brandon Hughes
the return of the Greater Los Angeles League within the California Premier League
What's the best way to watch now that /r/soccerstreams is down
Oliver Turner
For MLS, just get ESPN+. It's actually pretty cheap. t. not a shill, I swear
Noah Scott
can confirm.
it's outrageous that they should charge anything at all, but I've notice it's nearly impossible to find an illegal stream if there's something legal available for only a couple bucks
Owen Hall
big strong muscular and ELITE USL games today, lads
True. But in the 1970's it took 30 minutes to drive from Tacoma to Seattle. And you could zoom around Seattle with no one around. Badass little city to be enjoyed before all the chinks and beaners moved up from Cali
Robert Jones
any stream?
Oliver Walker
don't tell me you wanted to watch Poolando vs CHIcago, DoD bro
>This includes a minimum of six Canadian starters per game, a requirement that 50% +1 of players on team rosters must be Canadian, and a limit of seven foreign nationals per team. What kind of retarded redundancy is this?
Nicholas Myers
Maybe American players have some kind of weird third status like Canadians do in MLS? I dunno, everything about the CanPL leads me to believe it's going to be unwatchable-level bad.
Carson Murphy
>Presented by Chick-fil-A Is that even allowed in this league?
Fatlanta's stadium has a chik-fil-a in it. It's not open during falcons game though lol, because they're closed on sundays.
Charles Clark
>no zlatan >no drini any more injuries and it will be a long season lids.
Austin Reyes
Good thing they're playing him as a CAM then. Questionable decision putting Feltscher in goal though, and playing Pontius as a wingback. And I don't think Skjelvik is dangerous enough with the ball at his feet to play as a forward.
Jeremiah Carter
>Is that even allowed in this league? who will stop them? and the lags owner, uncle phil, is a huge christfag. not surprised if other owners are the same, but can't really be bothered to check and/or care.
proof that filthy and everything in it are trash LOL
Owen Moore
Tbf he did hit double digits goals for them. And also he always seems to start hot and then go dry in the second half of the season. But yeah, getting out of Philly is generally the best thing that can happen to an athlete's career.
Noah Martin
I just realized New England hired Brad Friedel as coach Lel I know this is his second season too but that's just how irrelevant the >resv are
Adrian Flores
>8 different patterns Garish
Luis Roberts
>no stream just let USL take over as the top league, this management is trash
I WOULD IF MLELS GAVE US A FUCKING HOME GAME BEFORE MID APRIL
Wyatt Martin
I'm going to >my team's next home game, but that's not for a couple weeks
Matthew Lewis
Hedges soft af
Jaxson Gomez
my team plays next week, but i'm not going to a home game until at least april
Sebastian Thompson
how long has it been corneranon?
Luke Ross
7 years of corner sitting Massive oof
Henry Edwards
how many god damn acostas are there
William Jackson
for a first-year third division team, this ain't bad
Levi Jackson
GJGE Indy Maybe try playing defense next time
Aaron Morris
I'm hardly one to call for manager's heads so soon but if he blows the home opener against an expansion side De Boer *will* get shitcanned. 3-4-3 is fucking retarded for the players he has. 3-4-3 is fucking retarded in general. Stupid fucking Dutchman.
Logan Brooks
Redpill me on the MLS Especially, how do your blackies feel about football? Is it considered gay and unworthy or do some young nigs play it?
Chase Barnes
Italians don't get redpills
Christopher Baker
only red pastas
Jason Myers
Can't speak for the US, but it's really only immigrants or first-gens that play football here and hipsters that watch MLS
Luke Flores
Hipster basedboys watch it. Blacks don’t care for it, but they also don’t talk as negativity about it as older white babyboomers that think it’s a sport for pussies. Only white manlets from the suburbs or chicanos play it at the moment.
Hunter Clark
I know my brain's breaking when i start to think the univision CHI commentators are ok
Blacks watch basketball. Soccer is mostly mexican/south american immigrants and the occasional white guy that managed to push through SUMMafia’s academys
Adam Phillips
>henry great defender occasionally, huge inconsistent liability the rest of the time I guess we'll get used to it like we did with waston
kek they don't even trust cornelius enough to play 45 mins
Carson Barnes
nm MDS wasn't dumb enough to do it again
Josiah Richardson
Why is the LA Galaxy so shit? The defense is nonexistent. Someone scores two and the team lets 3 in
Juan Evans
idk but long may it continue
John Davis
>tfw no kelley gf
Carson Foster
Post cock next
Ryder Evans
because the guy meant to solidify it this year has given away 2 goals in 2 games already. really missing a van damme in his first year type.
Luis Brown
Barely. The MLS has good game day attendance, and the fans that show up really support the league, but unfortunately baby boomers move the needle when it comes to television network shekels. That’s the last frontier for the MLS. Most games aren’t televised on a major network. The day that happens, unironically it will be the wealthiest football league in the Western Hemisphere which in return means teams will be able join in on bidding wars with some of the 2nd tier Euro leagues like Ligue 1, Primeira Liga, and Eredivisie.
Bentley Foster
MOST. EXPENSIVE. BACKLINE. IN THE LEAGUE.
Wyatt Wood
>Most games aren’t televised on a major network it has been tried hasn't it? obviously hasn't worked yet though. i think >us getting the WC will see the sport either making it or not. but with all the cord cutting, hard to see how the young skewing demographic is handled by the league. i think i read that the league told teams to not go past an upcoming year with their local deals so we will see how they play it then.
Daniel Hill
There are national broadcasts but not all teams have full terrestrial tv deals. DC United's 'local' broadcast deal is all online-only for instance.
Daniel Rodriguez
Not to get all Alex Jones on you all, but I think there’s so forces reluctance for a network to go all in on MLS. It baffles my mind that bowling, poker, and awful directional school college football games are common on ESPN 2 or Fox Sports, but MLS has to be streamed. I suppose the more of us that pony up for ESPN+ the more it will convince the suits In Connecticut that MLS deserves at least some spotlight.
>dude we need to help the jews promote their billionaire playground league fuck OFF, doyle. We dont need to do shit and Im still going to watch illegal streams.
Grayson Morales
think they will try for a collective deal because of disparities like that deal versus say the lags' who are on a 10 year deal for 55 million which ends in 2022. still peanuts to the big sawker leagues though.
Christopher Thompson
poor old boomer wondo, carrying their (limited) hopes for yet another season
Parker Harris
>poor old boomer windows FUCK WINDOWS, someone break his legs already
IBH the only player with creativity in the attacking third, he can't do it all himself ffs
Parker Murphy
really like him. wasn't convinced in the last game, but he has vision and a really good touch. we need about 8 wangs in bums to make this team work though, like you say
Nicholas Parker
Houston btfo Leafs
DESU they got lucky and I was at the game, Dynamo has to work on team communication.
Jackson Reed
did hongcouver kidnap his family to get him to sign, or what was the deal with that drama? don't really pay attention.
something about his agent and his Korean team sneaking him to the Caps instead of 2 bundes because Vancouver were offering their payment as an entire sum rather than as instalments.
noped out the second I saw that portrait. All she's missing is the vomit-teal hair dye.
Henry Ortiz
Real MLS Females only care about dashing teen heartthrobs Andrew Carleton and Efrain Alvarez
Elijah Brown
the author really likes the white jerseys. thought it was a joke until the third one down.
Kayden Gonzalez
>cincinnati's is the best! >colorado's sucks! >literally 99% the same jersey
Jackson Turner
Then enjoy more mediocrity in your already mediocre life.
Jacob Robinson
I hate that such a web domain even exist
Ian Wilson
ummmmmm sweeatie, we need preferential treatment
Ryan Thomas
wait is this for real? adnan is fucking amazing. beast of a free kick taker too
Isaiah Bell
there is something sterile and cold about calling it just mls female, kinda like a robot came up with the url and now since they don't want to eat the domain costs they go along with it.
Luke Russell
>adnan Could say he is a total killer at free kicks then?
Alexander Cook
it's only for like four months though. Weird signing, feels like the penny-pinching front office at work again.
Oliver Scott
why are they both so ugly
Xavier Cook
>wondo
Logan Cook
I mean lots of footballers come from working class backgrounds, so while they may be ugly at the start, once the bucks start rolling in they can fix that.
>penny-pinching front office at work again that's their game. still, if his role is to stand in just until cornelius stops shitting his pants in public, it makes sense
>tfw I drive an hour every weekend to be disappointed >tfw it's been 192 days since the quakes won an MLS match >tfw it's been 525 days since the quakes have beat a team other than Dallas or Minnesota
stop giving them money and Wolff will actually have to pay attention or sell
Carson Smith
fuck this dumb state, how do you fuck it up this bad? wanted to ride that stupid train before the oceans boiled and the central valley became barren, but no point in it now.
Chase Davis
does anyone have a sounders stream?
Angel Young
fuck yeah bois.
Liam Russell
Cheap bastard that doesn't care, same owner as the a's
Steffen has more potential than any keeper other than Horvath in the pool but he's going to be rotting away in Man City's reserve squad before being sold to Sunderland and play in League One forever.
I don't want to compliment Ted here, but there were a couple matches last year that he didn't completely botch. I can't say the same about Toledo or Saghafi. They lose control of every match they're in. Villarreal would probably get my vote, but I'm sure people will disagree.
David Lee
nah, Pep is taking him to Juve
Levi Brown
you never remember a good ref, same deal with a good cop. but i loved to pile on the hate for geiger, he is doing off the field stuff now right?
>real teams >*dies in mudslide, stab wound by Chicano, gunshot by nigger, wildfire, earthquake, and dehydration* W-we’re the real teams, r-right, guise?
Are more people dying from those causes combined than dying from overdosing on opioids, collapsing walmarts, and tornadoes or something? Don't know what happens in flyoverville enough to comment. Anyway, flyovers are not really to blame for this, just a fun punching bag that is ultimately in the same struggle as us coasties against the big bad that is the SUMafia.
Tornadoes are a meme threat. Hurricanes and the subsequent flooding would be way more devastating. I will admit, Kansas City was awful twenty years ago. A literal Cow Town with lots of dindus. In the last 10-15 years we have attracted shitloads of tech jobs. This led to a revitalization of the downtown and other urban areas, but it comes at a cost. The politics are trending way more Left because of all the basedboys from the west coast. We are becoming a lot like ATX.
Brayden Butler
KC has the most non-computer engineering jobs in the USA too because a bunch of major company headquarters are there
Christopher Torres
supposedly free popcorn at children's mercy today bois
Slump for sure. He was pretty depressed towards the end of last season because he misses Scotland and his family. There were rumors going around that he wasn’t going to return. Not sure what to expect from him this season. Felipe Gutierrez needs to get back to form too.
John Sullivan
That looks like such an awful place to watch a match. When is their stadium getting built?
Isaiah Bailey
Daily reminder nycfc are a fill in franchise for the cosmos who SUM couldn't wrangle out of their contract with nike so they took the investors they had lined up and created a franchise for them but because they blew all their leverage they ended up with a neo nazi Qatari baseball team that despite villa is already more irrelevant than the red bulls
William Mitchell
by the end of last season he had played like a year and a half straight of soccer or some shit due to season scheduling between leagues
How long has Zusi been positioned at RB? Isn't he left footed? If he's not a LM wouldn't it make more sense for him to be LB then? WTF are you doing OKC?
Jason Howard
I agree t. Sportingfag
Nathaniel Flores
Getting real tired of seeing Zusi out there every match. His defense against LAFC was embarrassing. The dude is old, and KC has plenty of depth.
>I’ll start by saying that we’re in the live content business because what happens right now matters and that’s how we manage a certain aspect of the business. The rest of our entire approach has been about the long term >That being said, it isn’t always an easy game when you have a facility challenge. The New York City team is popular. The owners of the club are very focused. It’s a great brand. It has had great success on the field. They’re averaging 20,000 fans a game. >I’m confident they’ll get a solution to what has been a three- or four-year process of finding a stadium location. Nothing to announce here soon but I can assure you that you’ll be at your 30th MLS Cup and I’ll in the stands watching or watching on TV. And at some point and everyone will look at New York and Boston, by the way, and have a soccer stadium that will be able to host great matches.
Land is so fucking expensive in New York. If they don’t get it done soon, it will never happen, and they will probably move the club to a BASED flyover city.
Jaxson Allen
just put it in new jersey and call it new york anyways
Wyatt Jackson
That’s somehow worse than giving the team to a flyover
Wrong They like playing him inverted so he can >cut inside and shoot
Connor Bell
Castellanos isn't a striker, why the fuck is he playing up front
Jackson Hughes
>Sporting Kansas City right back Graham Zusi is indeed right-footed, but you wouldn’t have known it in Saturday night’s 3-2 win over the San Jose Earthquakes at Children’s Mercy Park. from a sportingkc.com article in 2018 but i always understood he was left footed. not like it really matters anyways
Thomas Morris
We're never getting a real fucking stadium, are we?
