/bundes/

candreva isn't starting, inter have a chance

P-please let >us win, we got nothing left

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Yes, they have a chance for 0-0!

nice hope you are having fun friend :)
choreo looks amazing wish i was there

Justice, never a pen. Shit was more of a penalty than the PSG united mess

based trap

no way fag

AND 0-0 IT WAS, I M SO RED PILLED

you're my red pill belgrad

>tfw nobody gave a fuck about this match

why the fuck was no one able to score

Hlw bundes

>stadium full with 50000 people
>nobody gave a fuck
?

well done

Hello

To mark International women's day, each FC Nordsjælland player has chosen a woman who inspires them and whose name will replace the players' on the back of their shirts in the Superliga game against FC Kobenhavn on Sunday.

Hope they chose porn actresses

You can click the plus on the purple box at the end of the article to see the names.
dr.dk/sporten/fodbold/superliga/dronning-margrethe-og-beyonce-paa-troejen-fc-nordsjaelland-hylder

yes hello norway
it is strange to see you outside of /biathalon/
excellent job at man u by the way

Beschde

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Some are good choices like Joan of arc but some are just pitiful (Serena Williams).

Hello I would like to buy 1860 munchen

How much, plus tip, will that be?

If I sell you the club I want the whole penis instead of just the tip

cheeky

>Schwäbisch
>Beschde in anything
Nah niggah

Don't give Hertha any ideas

You can tell it's a forced PR stunt because no one was allowed to pick their mom

Peter Vindahl chose someone with the same last name. I've never heard of them, but she could be his mom

youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU
No no, Bayern is the whole penis Munich team, 1860 is just worth the tip

>Uli Hoeneß (Foto) will sich für eine ausführliche Reaktion auf die Aussortierung der drei FC Bayern-Profis Mats Hummels (30), Thomas Müller (29) und Jérôme Boateng (30) aus der Nationalmannschaft Zeit zum Nachdenken geben. „Die richtige Antwort muss ich mir noch überlegen“, sagte der Präsident des deutschen Rekordmeisters am Donnerstag bei Magenta Sport.
>„Ich habe mich bisher nicht geäußert, und das werde ich noch einige Wochen durchhalten, bis unsere wichtigen Spiele vorbei sind. Dann wird es schon noch einen Kommentar geben.“
>„Da sind sicherlich einige Dinge nicht so gut gelaufen“, fand Hoeneß, „deswegen können wir aber nicht den Stab über Jogi Löw brechen.“

PSG wants to sign a new contract with Tuchel unitl 2022 despite the knock-out in the CL

>PSG wants to sign a new contract with Tuchel unitl 2022 despite the knock-out in the CL
Can't really blame him for getting refballed and the 50 year old boomer in the goal sucking ass

>50 year old boomer in the goal

Not even that much of an exaggeration desu.

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Tuchel just need a quality defender and a right back, also a decent reserve striker.

Home from work. Ime to watch a bit of All England badminton before the skishooting.

hype

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How does it feel to get relegated, lads?

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heh.. sounds like someone has a thrilling Friday evening ahead

Tuchlel should fire all the >Schalke rejects
And speaking of which: How hard will Werder btfo them today?

Indeed. Later I will listen to some podcasts while I take a long time cooking something.

I saw the Wolfsburg bus at 13:30 today 80 km from Munich going north.
Just fyi

>Eintracht Frankfurt-Trainer Adi Hütter (Foto) ist nach seinem Innenraumverweis im Achtelfinal-Hinspiel der Europa League gegen Inter Mailand (0:0) für die Rückpartie gesperrt. Wie der Bundesligist am Freitag mitteilte, wird der Österreicher nach dem UEFA-Reglement (Artikel 67 Nr. 1) nach dem Verstoß automatisch gesperrt.

1860 is just worth some nail clippings or half the foreskin

>r/footballconneection got banned

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What podcasts? Joe Rogan? Jordan Peterson?

Are anger problems common among Austrians?

This community has been banned
This subreddit has been banned for violations of Reddit’s Copyright Repeat Infringement Policy.

Bremen v Schalke will be fun

Oh I don’t go for stuff or people like that. Haven’t listened to the latest episode of ‘In Our Time’ yet, so I will start with that and then I’ll probably end up going back in the same show’s archive for something after that since some of my other favourite podcasts don’t have fresh episodes.

>Tedesco will get sacked after getting fucked by Fc Fischkopf

What a time to be alive.

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Ismaik doesn't want to sell the club

Important streaming links:

livetv.sx
soccerlegacy.net
footybite.com (where ledditors post their streams. but doesnt always show all the matches for some reason)
arenavision.in
rojadirecta.me
edels-stube.eu (best for bundes matches)

Thanks man.
Have some boobs as reward.

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>homo negridicus

i see a nipple
JANNY!!!

Thanks, Julian. Got any more?

Niggers are disgusting

>the eternal anglo in a nutshell

good posts

>hating schoko

Jewgay Loeb should kys himself

bundesliga is the cutest girl of all ligas, and she has nice bunda

Time to prep the

>Schalke

Fuckin hell Union is being bossed by Ingolstadt big time. They still havent made an effort to shoot while Ingolstadt made like 5 plus attempts with 3 of them being on target

Hi friend, did you know I have been to Ingolstadt? I was there for only one night, but I have been there.

So basically the same what happened between Frankfurt and Inter yesterday?

Strade Bianche tomorrow afternoon btw.
One of the races even cycling haters will enjoy

Cool
Frankfurt-Inter is a slurp fest with poor finishing. Union-Ingolstadt is a defensive masterclass
Aaaaaand Union scores with a penalty. I can rest easy now. Maybe not so different from Frankfurt-Inter after all

Based /bet/or

HAHA. I really follow Union. I love delving into the parts of football that are overlooked and not really into supporting a club just because they have a big name and have lots of followers. Union Berlin in particular has an interesting history and they look like they could just make it to /bundes/

Dicken Audi abgeholt?

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Safe to say, we are all Bremen fans today

>Schalke

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It was a stop on the way to Italy, or probably on the way home.
In the other way we stopped over in Rotenburg ob der Tauber.

what part of werder are you lads from?

We made it to Austria and stopped in Kärnten

Sacked in the morning. Pizza with a trebble, screenshot this.

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Upstream.

Schwachhausen

>Charlie Gury

Werder (Brandenburg)

Yes it makes sense since you started further south. Lovely country, Germany.

Tedesco is a virgin

One of us!

pay your women equal, fatty

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Ingolstadt now down to 9 players. One more goal for Union and the game is done

GOGIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

why did they get 2 reds?

1st guy Cohen for diving and getting mad for not getting a pen. Second guy got his second yellow.

Just got home after the fut lads, I hope Schalke can >schalke today

nytimes.com/2019/03/04/technology/google-gender-pay-gap.html

spiegel.de/wirtschaft/soziales/mindestlohn-in-den-usa-wenn-mcdonald-s-und-amazon-15-dollar-pro-stunde-zahlen-a-1246384.html

Some of them actually do. Even more than that. 2019, man.

Clean sheet plus solid win plus Andrich of Heidenheim red card and will miss next weeks match against Union. Feels great.

El Zorro

That's cool breh. I follow Hannover 96 since 2001 or 2002 because of that czech guy and Krupni. Followed them on DSF channel and teletext like a pro supporter.

Keep following them and if they drop down to the 2nd bundes its not so bad here. Everything is pretty even and everyones scrapping to get up and to bundes.

jz 1 veganes Ben & Jerry's

Based Serbia... the U21 Euro group B (for /bundes/) is now fully represented here

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This is not gonna end with 11 vs 11

SWISS FOOTBALLER BREEL EMBOLO

UNSER JAHR

I’m afraid our current U21 generation isn’t all that strong, but we’ll see.
Just settled on the mobie I will watch tonight btw.

Werder BTFO
Embarassing club

Is this the part where Schalkers get their hopes up so they can be let down again in the second half?

>schalke

yes

yes
TOOT TOOT

Dare I say

>SCHALKE

you got your hopes up for >schalke in the 2nd half so they decided to >schalke in the first

pizarro was active offside, yet another irregular goal against schalke.

Really some 4D >schalke here, almost a form of art, I applaud them.

A wild Neinhold has appeared!

pls Denmark let me lick ur feet

schalke looking really solid here

high iq post

hmmm i wonder why denmark is still single

this, but first give back Nordschleswig

A little late but my absolute nigger. I love them so much and all other Maultaschen from other brands are awful.

Just looked it up and Maultasche means something different from what I thought.

Lick some Taiwanese feet instead

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>Schalke

>needing offside goals against schalke
lumo absolute state of the city of bremen werder

Post qts

H-how old is >she?

27. Photo was taken when she was still 25

Will Flip qt's do for you?

only if they have a penis. I don't fap to girls (female) because I am not gay

Mostly I only like white wimminz.. an azn would have to be v qt

thats an oxymoron

Unfortunately for you Flip transgens are rare and usually found only in the deepest parts of the red light district as the Catholic church here frowns on them. Weve got plenty of faggots though
Too bad, I really don't know what white people counts as cute asians as they mostly date 3/10 or 4/10 fliipinas

> the Eggstone twins

>schalke

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

> Schalke is playing for their manager

JUST

>schalke

where was the foul though? i didn't see shit

>SCHALKLEL

SI ERA BENAAAAAAAALLL

Well post qt and I'll see

It looked like blatant diving on my stream

>Schalke
To 2nd bundes it is

The absolute state of this club lads, Tedesco Raus after this

holy shit yet another massive refball. this is ridiculous.

>schalke

>two irregular goal
kek
KEK

>Schalke

Rate the girls I post

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>as they mostly date 3/10 or 4/10 fliipinas
most of the witeboys I've seen dating filipinas are poor, uneducated, greasy older dudes. the girls they're picking up are not attractive, but they're willing to fuck a guy twice their age for whatever money he has. I would imagine good looking or educated girls would avoid that shit like the plague

>the state of neini right now

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I wonder if Schalke make Kaiserlautern company? :/

Neini seething.

(please do not hack me)

I have been wondering this all season and tried googling, but no answer. Why is there a red bar below the playtime in the Bundesliga? I mean come the fuck on everyone that watches knows how long a half/game is what the fuck?

its just a gimmick calm down

Why is faking eyebrowes a thing with women? It looks fake and trashy, unnatural.
Otherwise 7 to 8 / 10,

See
But also a legit 8.5

If they forced you to make sex to them who would be your 1st, 2nd and 3rd to fuck? Mine

1: Emily Blunt
2: Emma Stone
3: Emma Watson

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Never should have doubted you guys

How about this one? No need for makeup and for me she's an 8/10

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6/10
Not ugly at all

i hope they introduce net/effective play time in my lifetime. 'd be so much better

It's aesthetic pleasing

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT

Emili Blunt is MY number one. How dare you.
I don't even care abouth either one of the other two, even if I like them.

Lets be clear here, Emily is mine. If you ever state your ranking again I'll gonna find you.

>schalke

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bottom lel

richtig schön beschissen worden. ganz große klasse dfb

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I guess it was her personality they made her more atttractive

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Sag mal weinst du?

gegenargumente? keine. klares abseits tor und unberechtigter elfmeter.

Why the makeup if she doesn't need it

I meant to say she isnt wearing any makeup and she's already pretty attractive for me.

>any
*much

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Schalke sollte einfach die Ährenronde in der 2.Bundesliga drehen und an Tedesco festhalten. Wäre geil endlich mal 3.Liga zu spielen.

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>Schalke? >Schalke.

keine argumente wie immer

I stand corrected upon closer inspection she seems to be wearing a little

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comeback is on

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SWISS FOOTBALLER BREEL EMBOLO

bremen 3 schalke 0

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Cmon Bremen don't bottle this now

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TOOOOOT

laptop trainer BTFO

Argument ist der Spielstand.

"beschissen worden vom dfb" hahahahahahha get fucked schalke cucks

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>SCHALKE
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT

naja das tor geschenkt, aber entscheidend sind die zwei irregulären tore.

The absolute State of
>Gelsenkirchen

If you have any /bet/ in you put a cheeky 100€ on Schalke to win against City. What do you have to lose?

Just when Schalke thought they could come back. Hope just slips from their grasp.

Last pic sorry if I suck at this. This ones half German

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Aldi TUC fakes are pretty gud.

entscheidend ist, dass schalke wieder 0 punkte geholt hat

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Schalke winning 2:1 but going out regardless would be ultimate >Schalke kino

the most important thing is that based Bartels is back

Welche denn?

This. I'm genuinely happy about this. Been smiling all day when I saw the Kader.

Sammer is such a retard lmao

thank you for your contributions

I just noticed it's an obere gegen untere Tabellen-Hälfte Spieltag. Could be either super exciting or super boring.

>TUC
Was ist das?

Crackers

Time to listen to some Hörspiele

Cracker

why the FUCK have we not made contact with aliens so far? it just doesn't make sense.

they've heard us but put us on mute. one or two humans can be irritating enough, I can't imagine seeing 7 billion and thinking "yeah let's go there"

Maybe they don't exist

I'm pretty convinced that alien life either doesn't exist in our galaxy or that it never develops intelligence or technology. I mean just think about it, even with sub-lightspeed spacecraft, colonising the galaxy only takes about one million years, so why has nobody done it yet? You can bring up a bunch of hypothesis now (simulation hypothesis, zoo hypothesis, etc) but none offer a satisfying explanation.

Benjamin Blümchen? Bibi Blocksberg? Biene Maja?

Rude

>Schalke

They most definately exist. But they are so far removed from us that they might aswell not.

Intelligent life likely destroys itself before conquering different solar systems.

schalke might actually get in danger considering that stuttgart will most likely win tomorrow

Scheise

me

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>from runners up to relegation play off
A Schalke vs Hamburg or Koln in a relegation playoff would be kino

i like this one where one super advanced alien race kills off everyone who develops light speed travel or something. the first one to do so would surely understand that it cant be good when the galaxy gets filled to the brim with faggots so they prevent this.

Everyone below >Schalke is playing an Europa-Anwärter. They are save for atleast another week.

Probably dis

Doubt Köln finishes below second place.

Dortmund will lose again.

Intergalactic jews

I'd argue Augsburg look worse. Still not convinced on them despite their win against Dortmund

>jews are actually alien descendants
explains it all tßh

1.shareholders
2.buyern
3.ERA OF THE BULL
4.Leverkusen
5.Monchengladbach
6.Frankfurt
7.Wolfsburg

These are the teams going to europe

Koln squad is too god for a second division, but would be fun

They are luck as fuck, they will probably scape

Smh shit ain’t real nigga

I think half of the shit people think "should work" doesn't work in reality. Like when people pretend that colonizing a galaxy is easy. Let's start with something basic: life is born in the environment that made it thrive. Like earth is literally our Garden of Eden. Every other planet will be a downgrade. So unless there is some catastrophe looming, why would *you* agree to move to some fucked up place like Mars? And say you go there, for how many generations would you feel subordinate to the people that sent you there? Self interest is the key. Once you realize your planet sucks, nothing stops you from fighting your own species to conquer nicer planets. And once you land on a nice planet, why would you continue your journey? Earth might be inhabitable for a billion years. If we're advanced enough to not destroy it, there's no reason to leave it.

>Every other planet will be a downgrade
yeah but imagine assuming the opposite. what was the name of this earth like planet thats like 20 light years away? what if its even better than earth?

Schalke would beat Arsenal though

It would be a huge gamble, considering you'll most like find something ugly & uninhabitable

Yes but will I be able to shitpost in bundes 20 light years away? I don't think so
Checkmate non-earth, sissy planets

america

That's the spirit

There is 1 German and 1 American in this photo and you're on 4channel on a Friday night. Spot the German and America

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>and you're on 4channel on a Friday night
time has no meaning for me anymore

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Dun care how overplayed this has been it's still kino

youtube.com/watch?v=NcUhYQQrvyI

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I think it's a given that there is at least one growth-oriented civilisation that develops. I'm not saying that those cultures that deliberately restrict themselves in their expansion don't exist, but it would be foolish to assume that all of them would follow that principle. Said civilisation will eventually run out of space on their planet, at which point they'll start making habitats and harvesting the resources of their solar system. Eventually you would expect the majority of the species to live on orbital habitats, not on planets. I find it highly unlikely that advanced alien civilisations even care about planets at all, all they need is asteroids and stars.

i just came to the conclusion that north germany is twinned with south korea

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Do you know these days, where you just dont want to be alone? Had this kind of day today, but no one i know had time/ answered my call, didnt make it better. I just walked around for a few hours, since im broke and couldnt even go to a Kneipe. Life and being human is so fucking complicated, i hate it.
Sorry for blog and emotionposting but i had to get it off my chest, in hopes that it will get better due to it.

Not even >Schalke increased my mood.

kein angst brudi bin ja hier jz ja

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thanks fren, how's it going for you?

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worked until 1:00 now youtube then sleepy

>working on a friday night
that sucks, what are you watching/ listening to on yt?

youtube.com/watch?v=fCVuK9uwKQE

You could have called me user

Yes, I know that feel user

youtube.com/watch?v=BdDYWGyuA7s

see

Sleep tight fren

>Currently watching michael ballacks son play basketball
Fuggg time flies

Turn off the camera and get out of that bush, pervert!

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Wew stop with the edge there son

I am actually responsible for a livestream so no, I am not turning off the camera and I am staying in the bush.

>no denmark
ugh

>union

She's mad no one here congratulated her to International Women's Day yesterday

Hallo

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will not tolerate bullying of Denmark. this includes calling him a woman so WATCH OUT.

Based. Arenavision is a classic and constant quality

union? more like onion, amirite?

more like SS Union

moar leik unyan :3

For me it's Nyka JOBNh

for me it's Jobnh

Good morning

Is this /bundas/?

yes

Terodde

Tier

>goal.com/en/news/are-liverpool-bottling-it-why-its-a-myth-that-klopps-men-are/1wjbd35rtlzxv19r94guzk0g13
wow now THIS is damage control like i havent seen it before lmao

>Rummenigge betonte: „Ich gehe fest davon aus, dass James auch in der nächsten Saison beim FC Bayern spielen wird. Ich bin sicher, dass Niko Kovac die Qualität von James genauso sieht und jetzt auch sehr glücklich mit ihm ist. Ich glaube nicht, dass die beiden ein Problem hatten.“
>Derweil würde Rummenigge Ex-Nationalspieler Bastian Schweinsteiger (34) nach der Spielerkarriere gerne wieder beim deutschen Rekordmeister sehen. „Der FC Bayern ist immer interessiert, wichtige ehemalige Spieler an den Klub zu binden. Ich würde mir zum Beispiel auch Bastian Schweinsteiger bei uns wünschen“, sagte der Vorstandsboss.

Could Stuttgart realistically beat bvb?

Time for Strade Bianche.

yes, never underestimate Dortmund

BVB-Startelf gegen den @VfB: Bürki – Wolf, Akanji, Diallo, Hakimi – Witsel – Sancho, Götze, Reus , Guerreiro – Alcácer

Unsere Bank: Hitz - Zagadou, Delaney, Balerdi, Pulisic, Schmelzer, Bruun Larsen

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They have their own bank??

>no Pisskek
it's already shit

i lost all trust in cuckmund. i can already smell the 2-2.

>Wolf

dortmund will bottle it for good today won't they

yes

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Who /komfy/renz here?

>footybite still no streams up
guess that site is dead

wo ist der kollege mit vipbox stream?

>bottle it against Stuttgart
Doubt it, comfortable 2-0 win today. Reus and Alcacer.

yesterday i saw a chink kid playing tetris on twitch and there was a bunch of people watching. i have yet to decide how to rate this.

Good thing Dortmund aren’t notorious for dropping points against shitters

/me/

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What's this Bayern ceremony

does anyone got a functioning stream?

vipbox.im/watch-dortmund-vs-stuttgart-stream-1

Ceremony for winning the Bundesliga title

Im missing some bundes for the second time in 2 months. Fuck being a wagecuck I want to go back to studying

bundesliga-streams.net always has working streams but shite quality and awful audio

Ready for another quality choke from dirtmund.

Good second place for Fuglsang after Alaphilippe. Annika Langvad also got second place in the women's race.

Zeremonie der Granate

>neuer

cheeky noyer

>Pizarro's record will be broken by a dirty pole
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>Noya
when will Löw BTFO him as well?

they're lovers

I thought that was Lahm?

>Ich bin sicher, dass Niko Kovac die Qualität von James genauso sieht und jetzt auch sehr glücklich mit ihm ist. Ich glaube nicht, dass die beiden ein Problem hatten.
Translation: we need his south american presence for marketing so we don't really care about Kovac and his opinion

I thought it was Gomez

when jogi will lose against serbia übernächsten mittwoch and heiko herrlich will succeed him (you know it will happen)

Can you pls get the win today dortmund

Bad pass

why are right-footed left fullbacks not a completely uncommon sight but left-footed right fullbacks literally dont exist?

hello where are the bayern streams

>11 minutes in
>Dortmund haven't done anything too humiliating yet

explain

maybe because there are less lefties?

there are not so many left-footed players

They are getting back into form

Dortmund are dogshit

>shartbry

>alcaca
nice pass by fatze

Missed opportunity

ERZGEBIRGE AUA

BASIRT

woah götze

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having an egg mcmuffin right now

Neat

wtf somebody tell Götze he's getting cucked by left and right guy

Mah boi Roussillon working hard

Is that the Golden Dawn logo on Akanji's haircut?

>no goals
SEMEN

muss der ami immer ans fressen denken? junge junge junge junge junge.
jz 0n 0s

Germans aren't fun-

>Reus and Witsel taking 20 touches
Yikes

Wolf looks like one of those Dorfatzen from Mecklenburg that hangs around the block with his bmx, sitting on the seat while driving it, always drinking energy and listening to hardcore techno on his mobile on full volume

isn't the right guy Heidi Klum's fiance?

what a chad

yes

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>Sabitzer’s ‘shot’

kek always thought the same of him

did she really fuck him? or both?

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the best kind of lad

yeah, and he filled up ann-kathrin's tight virgin pussy. that's the reason for götze's depression and eating disorder btw. could never deal with the fact that tokio hotel chain fucked his gf

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I think she wouldnt be much for a quick fuck at this point, not even speaking of a relationship. Is way past the wall, just look at that cleavage and hands, looks like my mom.

OSSIED

why does he look like a female-to-male transgender?

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SCOOTER TUNING IS NOT A CRIME

youtube.com/watch?v=hb9SVbZx8fA

because that's what your eyes are used to

His body frame?

yeah but shes filthy rich and knows a lot of other, younger models

understandable. I left girls before, after I found out they were slutty in the past.

BRAINLETERSEN

CHADtersen

>no picture with Bill
Really makes you think

*kneels*

b0-0ndesliga

shit, now that you mention it....
I also heard he has shoesize 40

can't unsee

you mean Bohndesliga

so? he is also rich and could have thousands of teenage girls. The fact she could "have" younger models, maybe dumb ones or ones that dumb her for a younger one after some time, doesnt make her more desireable.

you now remember the start of the season when the shills at the guardian declared hertha to be an up an coming powerhouse in germany

theguardian.com/football/blog/2018/sep/24/impressive-hertha-berlin-finally-start-to-catch-the-imagination

don't forget that Dortmund sorted him out and made him go to Gladbach when he was younger
because he had such a "petite" frame and no muscles

FUCKS SAKE

ALL FUCKING TEAMS JUST PARKING THE BUS AGAINST DORTMUND

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Now I'm curious about the shoe measurements you guys use

had several coronas with slices of lime last night.

it is a very good beer and i hope germans won't be too parochial to try it.

Dortmund unironically always try to walk it in

wait i thought castro played for dortmund

Holy shit

lmao, takes me back to my first years in high school, I never had a scooter but practically anyone who owned one tried to tune it up. Some even tried to pick up girls by offering them aftermarket mufflers.

BAYERN

its paradox because fotze tries kicking high balls from the center above the last row and eventually they dont shoot at the goal at all.

Corona literally is a german beer mate. germans and austrians brought beer to mexico.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_in_Mexico

Same with china.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsingtao_Brewery

GRANATBRY

GRANATBRY GRANATBRY

Terrible defending from wolfsburg

did you see the oscars? Bill sounded as if >he wanted to wear all the dresses

Yes excellent.

Same thing happened in my home state.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoetzl_Brewery

Lewalewalewa

DEUTSCHER MEISTER WIRD NUR DER FCB

Thanks for the info. An interesting thing I learned is apperently people that recycle bottles complain about the lime slice being left in the bottle. It apperently makes it harder to recycle or something. Never knew that until recently. Although I don't know how true it is

BorussiaBros... its over

poor Liverpoo

Granatbry will fuck them up

does Zielers mother do it with everybody?

>Dirtmund

Borussia JUSTmund

Köln is a disgrace

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Hakimi doesnt seem to be able to cross

lmao

great quality

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Gotze is so fat

[insert the herzlichen glückwunsch FCB!!! copypasta here]

>yes, switch to the camera where you can't see shit, yes, the one with all the raindrops on the lens, i can smell an award for best cinematography

>so many Dortmund tears that you can barely see anything

>Shareholders’ tears

looks unironically based

>you now remember wob vs real 2:0

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If that's just bounced differently

kek

>stuttgart parking the bus with all 10 players 5 meters in front of the box at max
>zieler doing the match of his life
its always the same. only waiting for the one single konter and the match ending 0-1

>german humor

>obvious joke
>kek
fuck this board

and then they choked in the second leg

Based wolves allowing the Audis to statpad
Proud of my club

t. man with wolfsburg purse

fuck Arnold

fucking ginger piece of shit holy fuck

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad

New thread

who plays the best attacking football and is a rootable club? I like bremen, but I also like teams that are fun to watch and root for. no hipsters or autists. /ourclub/ only

Leverkusen ;)

>dummels
frankfurt

Freiburg brudi

LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT LET THE SLAGS OUT

does any other team than Dortmund has such trouble getting through the defense of small clubs?

Leverkusen for sure

how to wind against dortmund
>just park the bus and wait for 90 minutes

Is this any good?

they don't park the bus this hard against other teams, and the bus parking is usually accompanied by the gk having his best game of the season

Hope Stuttgart and Augsburg grab cheeky points to put pressure on Schalke

Favre exposed so hard. His genius tactics of "Just pass it to Reus" destroyed by shitters who park the bus with 10 men

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Is this a slag?

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this

I want to have sexual relations with this woman

Theres no point in putting a left footed player at left back. You do it with wingers so they can cut inside and shoot but a left back will only need to cross and pass to his left. Being left footed at right back would suck because you would always be using your weak foot.

Dortmund haven't been screwed over that badly by a bus since that Russian blew up theirs

It’s 45’ left of the game m8.

Watching this right now but it's not as good as the first one.

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not even against Bayern?

they won't score a single goal again this season

6/10

>Theres no point in putting a left footed player at left back

Yikes, now THIS is a small club mentality.

The SJW haircut, dye it and you can almost see xer telling you to check your privilege

Hakimi or Wolf will fuck up between 50th and 60th minute and Stuttgart will score with their 2nd shot on goal all game, game will end 0-1.

Yes this is exactly what I meant. Brainfurz

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You now remember the one time Schalke lost 2-0 in Gelsenkirchen and then won in Spain, only going out due to away goals

is Großkreutz literally

>scrawny beard
>earrings
>haircut
he only misses the nose piercing

großkreutz is one of the very few authentic guys in this business. love him. fuck all those plasticfaggots with social media consultants etc. fuck them.

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If I could wish for porn from a celeb, it would be from her

>authentic
>gets his head bashed in by a couple of literal teenagers he drunkenly insulted
>cries at press conference when fired

isn't it funny how Granatbry became an actual GRANATE

Mueller looks so sad

Augsburg’s keeper is cute

he always was a granate

>Sanshit

lads Im disappointed. It will be my birthday tomorow and I wanted to get some Benjamin Blümchen Torte. Checked three big shops, but they didnt have that.

Where do you get it?

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Move up Wolf to attack
Gurreiro to left back
Hakimi to right back

Burki looks more handsome nohomo

theguardian.com/us-news/2019/mar/08/trumps-private-talks-with-putin-may-contain-clues-to-his-russia-romance

>Since Donald Trump was sworn in as president he has met his Russian counterpart, Vladimir Putin, five times.
>The details of their conversations remain unknown to the public, and in most cases even to senior administration officials.

woah

coppenrath werksverkauf

GRANATMES

and coloured hair desu

gaaaayyyyy

>theguardian
fuck off with this bullshit agenda-fakenews

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Should I order some Ovosport form the Ovomaltine web shop?

Have wolfsburg even attacked once?

I think you can order one

not since kdb left

Ask me later

Alcacer is like me, best used as a sub

Every time he's on at the start he's practically invisible

>oh no, the two nations who are supposed to fight ww3 and nuke europe in the process, are actually getting along for once

Damn

In 15 minutes it will be March 10 here, happy bday in advance germanon

Wolfsburg and Bayern are the same company. We make more money with Bayern being in top spot than securing 6th place by winning today.

>implying they actually do
>implying trump hasn't laundered money for mogilevich for decades
>implying mogilevich isn't the second most powerful man in russia
>implying mogilevich isn't the right hand of putin
>implying trump isn't played like a pawn by russia

Based

Benuldi

PENULTY

double agent castro

>implying trump isn't played like a pawn by russia
so what? who should be in charge of being the puppetmaster then?

Why doesnt Dortmund just score like nigga just shoot away from the keeper. Like the bet is right there lol!

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Dive as fuck

How many times did Obongo meet Putin or Clinton Yeltsin?

as long as it stops them from going to war, i don't care if the russians own america
with Hitlery in charge, we would already have been nuked

>dortmund profiting from the ref being dogshit

lel, and here i was getting angry how he didn't call the handball

what an absolute shitter

*slips*

R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E R O Y C E

BUY BUY BUY

>Castro

The Workers Council of the United States of America

Thank you reus

DEUS

>needing refball to score against Stuttgart

bvb deutscher meister 2018/19 amk

Wir sind doch Tabellenführer, oder nicht? Die haben ja nicht mehr Punkte als wir? Ja, also.

based but utopian

Jetzt muss Stuttgart leifern

I guess one might say that pitch is... slippy

>Schalke only have 23 points

if you're talking about Bayern then yes, they're still first

The new Pokemon starters look like absolute piss.

so is Dortmund

aber bald mehr Tore

no
Bayern is first
more matches won

what's the tie-breaker?

wolf in the rain looking like your local neonazi

Goals scored

great saves by casteels

Direkter Vergleich. Dortmund beat Bayern once, gotta wait for the Rückspiel.

right in the back

If teams are level on points, tie-breakers are applied in the following order:

1. Goal difference for the entire season
2. Total goals scored for the entire season
3. Head-to-head results (total points)
4. Head-to-head goals scored
5. Head-to-head away goals scored
6. Total away goals scored for the entire season

>Mullel
Jej

a round of Fortnite

if all is equal?

what did he mean by this?

also it doesn't even matter since Bayern is going to score at least 2 more goals
Wolfsburg play like dog shit

WIR SIND DIE NIEDERSACHSEN

STURMFEST UND ERDVERWACHSEN

HEIL HERZOG WIDUKINDS STAMM!

lewa and reus suck each other, whoever comes first loses

match on neutral ground

> Wolfsburg play like dog shit
based Stallorder

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Stuttgart is part of Bavaria now

fuck

VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN

KEK

JUST

NEW THREAD

why

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SELL SELL SELL SELL

>Dortmund

ah fuck off dortmund

Ahahahahahahahahaahahahagagagagagagagagagagagaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahshahshahahshshahabah.

OH IM FALLING

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make a play already

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just imagine being a shitskin supporting Dortmund
JUST IMAGINE
GUYS HAHAHAHHA

>yfw schalke will get relegated

literally the worst timeline

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MÜLLER

holy shit

fucking zieler. all the fucking goalies delivering the match of their lives against dortmund. fuck them.

HOLY FUCKING MULLEL GOAT

Wolfsburg are fucking sellouts

>Löw

>can't win against any of the relegation shitters
>is mad about le evil bayern winning their games
if you play like shit, you won't win the league

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REVENGE OF THE BOOMERS

NEW

THREAD

TOR IN SINSHEIM

>can't score
>it isn't my fault, it is the evil goalkeepers fault for doing his job

>pulilel
cant do shit. at least he was sold for 60m

K E K

WER WIRD DEUTSCHER MEISTER
BVB BORUSSIA

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>Both Schalke and Dortmund fans getting shreked

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Stuttgart’s keeper having the game of his life

new

...

Why would he even try when Favre replaced him with a literal mutt

If only they were doing their job against other teams this well.

FREIBURG :D