Redpill me on brazilian footballers family relations

you're just shitposting here, right?

r-right?

there are people on this simp board who will believe what you wrote

Ask colombians if having your first time with a burra is shitposting.

Uma delicia?

So, in Brazil, it's best to get a girl whom doesn't have a brother?

I saw that. You have better odds of getting that parasite by fucking your sister

have a (You) either way

It's not a 100% of the cases, my first girlfriend had a brother but he didn't go for her even though she desired him often times, but well, if you want to be guaranteed the only guy she has, yeah.

which parasite?

People are surprised by this but incest happens a lot in thirld world regions like the Middle East, Pakistan and India

Toxoplasmosis, it's the new /pol/ mania.

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Our turks here tend to marry their cousins, but direct siblings? Fuck, that takes it too far even for them.

Fucking hell, BR (although I still think and really hope you're just trolling here)

i thought that just made you love cats

We don't marry our sisters, it's a crime here. We only end up having casual sex. Come on, it's always one of the most searched fetish on any porn video, the only issue with it is that you are too afraid to actually do it.

there should be a /weg/ on this

kek

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Think about it, we are literally built to fit in our cats with perfection. It's like God made us a perfect fit for each other.
I lost my virginity with my cat and even though she's got kittens we usually fuck once or twice a month - sometimes even more when her husband is either on catnip trips or when he can't satisfy her - and we always end up having good to great sex. The emotional attachment is pretty unique and the whole thing feels just natural. Sure when you are in the climax and someone slips a "meow" it feels weird but it's pretty amazing. We usually fuck on thursday nights because her husband is catching mice with his mates and on sundays, after the family lunch.

You know, saddest part is you are wrong to unmoral level but non of the fags on 4fun or ruddit can admit it, shitlords here are so degenerated the only response they might have is "lul 3rd wurld" but in reality their aganda is exactly the same
No manhood or dignity just garbage

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Based & redpilled. Good to see there are other people who get this.

>t. Cat lover

hmm

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t. not a risk taker

i want to get off Mr. Favelinhos Wild Ride

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>t. Star of a future liveleak murder video

based and Toxo'd

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Brazil is the testing grounds for international Jewry. It’s what they want the US to become in 2 generations. A corrupt mixed race shithole rife with murder, trannies, incest, drugs, etc.

Alex Jones really redpilled me on Brazil in his last Joe Rogan podcast.
Everything including this thread makes sense now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_regarding_incest#Brazil

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what did he say
am i going to have to watch the entire 5 hours episode?

Have to agree with the hues here. Nothing bad with fucking the sister as long as you don't have any pregnancy come about.

Whats wrong with it, seriously? There are - at LEAST - 4 major advantages to fucking your sister

1. No pressure for a relationship. Your sister never expects a full public relationship with you, and only wants sex. Neither of you wants a full relationship. You grew up together so you know what its like. I know how it feels to live with my sister full time, to deal with her period hygiene lapses, to deal with her music and her friends. Unlike a woman you have never lived with, you don' forget this because of the promise of sex whenever you want. My sister used to pull my nose and ears and put nails in my bellybutton, so I know I don't want to date, just to fuck

2. Looks less important. Incest is hot enough by itself. My sister is obese and hairy, and quite ugly in most ways. She also fucking stinks to high hell and is very unhygienic (she often has period blood in her pussy hair whilst on her ovulation cycle weeks later). But the fact we're related is enough

3. Better family relations all in all. Literally all the countries and communities with long lifespans have strong family bonds (Okinawa, Hong Kong etc). In the west we need reasons to see our family, we live in what I call a 'reason to see' society. Well a blowjob is a reason to see your sister. Oscar and Neymar will live many years.

4. Lets you steal from them. My sister has a good job so I can steal from her purse after sex. I have even started calling blowjobs from her 'the money sucker' because she always goes to clean her mouth and i have to chance to steal money. i tell her i use that name because my knob 'is smaller than the queens' (who is on money)

and no I don't have toxoplasmosis

Oh that’s why Neymar is going to Brazil every month

He literally tattoo'ed his sister in his arm, why do you think that happened? Because he really really likes her?

Based. Having a sister and not fucking her yourself is one of the most cucked things imaginable. Think about it logically.

>alex jones

brazilians might have parasites in their head (they like funk and flamengo, of course they have) but they probably all came from jones head first since he got a monopoly on them

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>denying over 80% of brazilians have antibodies for toxoplasma gondii
This one is a goner.

This. You basically spend your entire lives together and you wait doing nothing till some bitchboi(s) will show up to fuck her. Get it together faggots.

>mfw a brazilian friend of mine used to call her half-brother hot on multiple occasions and was swooning like a fang girl over his profile pictures
NO ERA MEME

There's literally nothing wrong with this. Say my name.

cringe

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Sounds like the current US Tbh

Based.

Thanks fren, I needed this laugh

Based hue land

Do dads fuck their daughters as well?
Asking for future situations

>already posted on reddit twice

give me 1 (one) good reason we should nuke all of brazil to oblivion

where

404 not found

nope but you can blow off the anger of seeing your qt daughter getting rammed by traficantes with hookers and trannies

and what if one of trannies is your son

Great story. I unironically believe I would have had a much better family life had me and my sister had sex. I do recall managing to kiss her once, and also cuddled a bit a few times.

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then you can do it but in secret

pic of your cock, just so i know what your sisters pussy looks like

Shame. What about being a 40yo portuguese getting 17-16yo brs?

thats perfectly fine

but they will probably want to move with you to portugal and bring their whole family with them if youre dumb enough to fall for it

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ERA incest

You described USA bro HAHAHAHAHAHA

Based huebro living the dream

why are some of you so surprised that we fuck our sisters? It's just sex. It's literally just shoving your dick inside a hole for a while until you ejaculate and then you go about with your life until you're horny again. It's not that rare to find someone who fucks their mothers either. Usually we don't do it out of respect for our dads but if the son happens to feel his dad is a beta he might do it unless the mom is too ugly or old.

no wonder ppl call u monkeys u live just like them fucking animals

I had a gf once and her mom was way hotter than she was, if Inwss her son I would be up on that pussy pronto, I did tried to fuck her but it backfired, hence the "had" a gf.

somewhere after 15min where he stopped talking about sandy hook.
Brazil has high rate of parasite infection causing reckless behaviour

Jair Bolsonaro really has a lot of work to do it seems....

yeah i started watching it
this guy talks a lot of weird shit but it's entertaining

nigga what

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you should've seen it coming desu

what do you mean? he used to do it just like everyone else. one of his sons even fucked one of his brothers (that's actually a huge taboo, it's only okay to fuck your sisters) and even though everyone knows about it Bolsonaro completely avoids the subject.

This thread made me want to fuck my sister

Makes want to move there even more

I did see it coming but.....that milf ass mang.
She was very touchy, like every hue girl really, but when we are horny we see only what we want to see.

XXDDDDDD

Next time just use the 100% success rate method. Blackmail the slut and threaten to kill her and her daughter if she dare spill the beans. You probably won't ever get another hot gf with a hotter mom in this life though, you wasted your chance. Sad!

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>faking an injury and getting your team bounced from the CL just to fuck your sister

Based

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>5am
>Can't sleep
>Open up "channel"
>Sports
>Top post
>Do hues have sex with their sister?
>Trolls
>Actual hue says yes
>Search top porn search in ((Brasil))
>Tranny

Almost had me

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You can't be serious Brazil, please be shit posting

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I'm 98% sure this is shitposting

But we're talking about Brasil here, so....

He fucks his sister as well. Why do you think he's "injured" every year on her birthday?

So, basically USA right now

What the fuck is wrong with you monkeys

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Jesus Christ

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I thought it was the more trannies, not relatives

lmao at retarded gringos believing this obvious shitposting

Italians are pretty good and they don't fuck trannies.

>implying it's not true

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next you're gonna say you don't actually eat sopa de macaco

well when you put it like that..
my sister is pretty hot too..

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based

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He didn't say only Brazil. It's every country that has success in the world cup
slate.com/technology/2010/07/could-a-brain-parasite-found-in-cats-help-soccer-teams-win-at-the-world-cup.html

How new are you, favela monkey?

stfu attention whore

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attention whore

I will never forget this

Expat here. Can confim. My sister and I had sex when we were younger but we never thought the incest part was a bad thing, only the sex part which we just thought was naughty. So when we discovered it was bad we became crazily paranoid, we stopped but thinking we may get discovered messed up our adolescence.

I hate fucktards like you who're embarrassed of our culture and like to pretend you're like americans/europeans. If you're so ashamed then fuck off to another country so you can fit in, nobody will miss you. Fucking faggot. I'd bet an arm you're from SC or RS.

based

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Yeah I hate self haters. He can come here and I’ll fuck his sister if he wants.

How do women start their love life outside Brazil?

Lesley youre a twat

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based hueland

Tumblr: The Post

Then he isn't your "son" bigot

Based
Keep it in the family huebro

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Consensual incest between adults is legal in Spain.[8]

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Neymar and his sister. Nothing unusual

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>that post is neo/sp/ and it's already 5 years old

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Yea Forums died after EXALIFTIN, London 2012 was the final nail in the coffin.

>high praise for old Yea Forums
>which is the same thing as a reddit circlejerk

that explains Catalonia

>If I throw in the words 'reddit' and 'circlejerk' that'll show him!
You forgot 'cuck'. There were a couple of annoying tripfags like BJK or Heisenderp but it had that sports bar power rankings event bowl culture and none of this general garbage.

>sports bar power rankings
Do you want anything more reddit circlejerk than that?

>We usually fuck on thursday nights because her husband is playing footy with his mates and on sundays
This is the only part that doesn't make sense to me.

You forgot it again, get it together mang.

>Think about it, we are literally built to fit in our sisters with perfection.
Hmm

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eggsellent shitpost

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based if true

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B/a/sed

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I think the videos are just good quality porn. The chicks are always hot. I’ve watched them but I’m not watching cause they are related. I imagine a lot of people do that

anyone who wants to fuck their sister probably doesnt have one
if you do and want to do that, you should honestly just put yourself down

just how fat and ugly is your sis bro?

Saw a dream where I fucked my sis. Woke up horny but disgusted. Wouldn't/couldn't irl.

>we

>this flag

You now remember Iceland furfag

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Best thread on Yea Forums
Thank you Brazil

This

is there a doujin with this story?

oldie but goodie

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why are brazillians the way that they are

No we don't reeeeeeeeee

>We fuck our sisters
BRs confirmed for degenerates

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lol your sister didn't want to fuck you

t. zika ape sisterfucker

It's true. Brazilian sisters are nice to fuck.

Hard to find Brazilians in Peru though.

based sisterfucking hue

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You keep being (you) brazil

Disgusting

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How is that relevant for your footsies?

BRAZILIAN SISTERS
SHAKE IT
SO FINE SO YOUNG
TELL ME I'M THE ONLY ONE

the self-hater 7-1 poster is always doing those posts (the sister one and many others) to purposefully burn our image. He is an enemy of the nation

HAHAHAHAHAHA i totally forgot about this

based

jesus wept

look man, there's no need to hide it. if they don't shag their sisters it's their loss, you don't need to be ashamed just because the rest of the world looks down on it.

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probably dozens

I fucked a cousin 2x last year. I still avoid looking to my aunt, sometimes I think she knows...

And it makes the hole situation much better HUE

Also the angry dutchman, fucking classic.

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what hole situation?

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The best post in the history of Yea Forums

For me, it's that post where the Croat said he's not gay but somehow ended up with a guy's balls in his mouth.

i like the Croat post about wanting to go fuck a Serbian girl as revenge after seeing a Chelsea fan swoon for Ivanovic

really makes a man ponder

>this one monkey trying to paint us as incestlovers
Yikes

Don't forget
>Too much ass

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good screencap

kek

Hey, don't lump ne together with other faggots, rs people like to fuck sisters too, its quite a relaxing laisure activity, she knows you already so no need to hide or impress

>virgin hues in damage control

I bet they don't have sisters, they are just jealous.

10/10

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I dont anymore, but my first sexual experience was with my sister. Whats wrong with that?

>Brazil

instead of green texting why don't you tell him what's so wrong with it?

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Cringe but redpilled

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Posting here so I get to feel better about myself now that I've seen this

Very sane bro

This but with our cousins at Christmas

not him or a hue, but my first sexual experience was with my sister, too. there wasn't any intercourse, but we were horseplaying and ended up wrestling. i got an erection and she started to dry hump me. it was all kinda unconscious desu, and it wasn't too long before we both sort of woke up and realized what was happening, played it off and went back to our rooms for awhile.

nothing else further ever happened, or will happen, though that incident sometimes pops into my head when i masturbate

See, its your body telling you its natural

Not that other hue, but this experience I can relate. Its exactly what happened with me and my sister, but we kept doing it in secret until one day our mother caught us in the act and beat the shit out of us both.

lel based mom

Fuck you le zuera motherfuckers. This isn't normal here. Fucking retards always have to be le trolls HUE HUE HUE

am I fucking retarded? I can't tell what's real or not. Please be trolling.

I never said I was speaking for all brazilians, I just shared the story because it actually happened to me. Calm your monkey tits.

hot desu

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what is it like having a sister
anything like the animes?

>Being in such a state that even your sister wont share the cooch
Get your act together, kiddo.

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>this entire thread

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nerman and oscar fuck their sisters, is it that much of a stretch to think average hues don't do the same? you'll never now for sure tho, there's too many of us in full damage control because they care too much about what others think.

Damn, I wish I had a sister.

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You have to understand these people are like "I'll lose a friend but I don't lose the joke". They are always trying to be epic zuera. They think it's funny but it's the reason we're hated on the internet

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t. Jamie Lannisterinho

you're no better desu

post the ivanovc bosnian one

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Yeah, he is

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I just can't refute it

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*hits pipe

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>point 2

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Isn't that the best part of this

There is literally nothing wrong with incesting your sister/mother/little brother if they're cute.
Good job Brazil!

Stop trying to denybour culture to conform to european standards you cuck. Go suck some euro cock while we fuck our sisters

whats going on here

I wouldn't feel cheated if my girlfriend fucked with her brother to be honest

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>Go suck some euro cock while we fuck our sisters
lmao

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top kek

Based and huepilled

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Next thing you are going to tell me is that you haven't seen your entire family naked. Its hot in here so we usually walk out of bath naked, we see each other naked all the time

Please tell more

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Can confirm, the Caribbean coast savages bang donkeys, is a cultural thing for them.

More Hue sister incest stories, plox

Dude......

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put me in a screencap

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Fuck off. Nowadays no one does that. That's an old thing maybe some grandparents did

based

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People will fap to this.

I dated a Colombian girl for a bit and she slept with her cousin when she was younger, I also think she had been molested by her uncle/grandfather or something. I dated a Brazilian girl and I guarantee she had equally fucked up experiences as a kid.

From what I've gathered they're still savages and lesser-humans down there, but their women are beautiful. Culturally they're multiple decades behind though and in some ways may never catch up.

Marrying a South American girl and bringing her to the USA is like saving her life lmao. But still, beautiful fun countries with beautiful women. Just wouldn't want to be stuck there forever, especially as a girl

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Wtf, dude. My sister is hot and 11 years younger than me, and I'd nevah do such things to her

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There’s a Brazilian professional surfer who’s best friends with Neymar who I’m 99.9999% sure fucks his sister. His name is Gabriel Medina. I wouldn’t doubt Neymar fucks his own sister too.

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Fuuuuuck I wanna go to Brazil so bad now

GET EM SAMMY

You should

so she's still in the womb?!

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why? the girls just fuck their own brothers

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I can be their brother for the time being. Or I’ll just take my sister with me.

She probably thinks you are gay for not trying anything yet.

YOU
JUST
KNOW

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hot

You just KNOW. What a dirty dog he’s been banging her from a young age. What is the age of consent in Brazil?

jesus fucking christ brazil

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Nah... she is a good grrrl, and the house was always served with her beautiful friends and schoolmates by the time we lived together

Who’s this?

No need for consent in Brazil.

Sorry, meant to

Is Brazil really the huge fuck fest people make it out to be? One of my coworkers studied abroad there and said he had the time of his life. He said there would be clubs that after 12am would turn into orgies.

What about fathers fucking their daughters, is that common in Brazil? On /heem/ there is a vocal minority who thinks Mackenzie Dern has an incestuous relationship with her father

brother sister orgies

Not with that attitude

To be fair, the first vagina I ever saw was my cousin's... And my penis was the first one she'd ever seen.

Not sure if that counts as sexual as it was more for curiousity's sake than anything.

It all makes sense now

>What about fathers fucking their daughters, is that common in Brazil?
People here find this disgusting. If the girl is underage you can be raped and beheaded in a prison

>brazilians
mobile.twitter.com/utdbrett/status/1098225558742274049?s=12

top sports thread my anons

Willie is a lion not a fucking dog

brazil seems like a place where you could be robbed at any moment

of both your possessions and your virginity

Hmmm, I guess that makes sense, in a way.

Is the relative equality of the participants that makes brother-sister relations more common? What about if the brother were a lot older than the sister, like 6 or 7 years, would it be taboo if she were 16 and he were 23?

nothing wrong with this if you use a condom desu

>finland can't even win at incest

Zika was fake wasn't it?

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Becaause it is. Zoomers won't remember this but back in the 80s and 90s there used to be to be criminals called "tira-telhas" where they would literally take parts off of the roof of your house so they could break in through the ceiling. They would usually do this at night while it was raining so you couldn't hear them taking apart your roof over the rain while you were sleeping, some of them would even take a shit and smear it on the walls while they were in your house just to fuck with you.

>What about if the brother were a lot older than the sister, like 6 or 7 years, would it be taboo if she were 16 and he were 23?
In "normal relations", guys with 30 pick up girls with 14 very easy since girls like guys more experienced, and mature. And NOBODY cares.
The older, the better.
Some teenage girls with more culture love guys like Vladimir Putin for example.

yeah shits rough man

Zika was real, but it was a tool used by international media to push an agenda

wtf i love brazil now