/heem/ eddie bravo's wife is lux kassidy edition

What is this, opposite day?

youtube.com/watch?v=Dkfdo1sdaC8

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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CTE Schaub vs brain aneurysm Cro Cop. Who ya got?

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Brendan Schaub

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Thoughts on Ralek Gracie?

youtube.com/watch?v=FBYmZsUjSFE

Say his name.

Go on, say it.

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SCARED LITTLE BLACK MAN

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you the bong?
youtu.be/dxEXZaetjIg

what the h*ck is this my man

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American slaves can’t compete with the superior AFRICAN Warriors

one of the foul mouthed bongs got doxxed

Does Kamaru Usman have the most beast of a work ethnic in the UFC?

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IT'S A FIGHT

gonna need some more info here

I browse reddit as well.

ferguson all day but Usman is close

watch?v=V4-fBRkyxJw&t

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oh my

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>shady
If you mean rutracker, I dunno what to tell you. Just get adblock and turn off javascript, You can find it all by typing names in russian btw. Even on youtube. Or use vk there are mma groups there with shit ton of videos.

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Who that? Some nobody with a padded record who lost("won") his ufc debut?

Seething

Anyone going to UFC London?

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Why does it seem so easy to throw Askren around? Santos was doing it all night and you shouldn't be able to just pick a wrestler up and slam them on their head.

Wrestlers are a meme

based, fuck askren

Pedro stole the show and then got a 1st round knockout.

B R E H S

He’s not athletic at all. Only reason he’s so good in wrestling is his technique and cardio

why are all rashguard shirts so ugly

Because martial arts practicioners are cringy wannabe tough guys

>be scrawny teen
>want to be tough
>trane ufc
>get preddy gud
>get drunk one day
>black out
>bash two people
>career over, life rekt
a-at least i got cte

Based

>g*rman muslim is still seething at /ourguy/
lul

Based, can't wait to see Askren get heemed

>work ethnic
kek

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>I-in a real fight though

Cringe

Hopefully the next chapter of Matt Hughes's life is even more barbaric than the last

I'm worried for my boy, /heem/. Seems like he's underestimating Poirier and I can see him getting starched early on. He gets far too wild, starts throwing flurries and copping shots on the chin, and he's not a very hard hitter even though he's accurate.

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It's seems pretty much certain at this point that he's going to kill someone

I'd love that.

Even if you think the stoppage was terrible, which it was, how can you say he lost? He literally had top position.

i fear for him too bro
he's an amazing volume fighter
but i'm afraid his lack of power will really show in the lw division
luckily for him, poirier has been dropped multiple times
but still, those shots are going to land harder than at fw
although... he doesn't have to cut as much so maybe the lack of cutting so much will also benefit his chin?

Doesn't matter, kasqsweebs gonna gadoosh either

Dustin pressures and grinds him out to a decision similar to what he did with Duffy and Pettis. Predict Max to lose the early rounds and win the last in a close gritty fight.

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Ben's the one to do him, if he'd stop being a cutbabby and go to WW where he belongs

Who's Heem? lol sorry

we are all heem

>heem is life

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Haha

Heem Overeem

>tfw eldest sons middle name is heem
>regretted it ever since

Smith has got way more shit for not being offensive against JBJ than Gus did.

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dont worry a unit like that all oiled up and doggy works just fine

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CLASH OF THE CANS

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>guida
>a can
Heem urself my man

Actually looks a bit more like Sanchez in this one

Just donated to the campaign of Andrew Yang. Feeling pretty frickin' based today

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BJ is going to get killed.

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Based YangGang

My only problem is $1,000/month,
That shit should be $10,000/month, and if the 1%ers disagree, I'll fly over there and heem them myself

Why's he posted more often lately, I saw him referenced on another board today too

Dude this chigga has no chance. He isn't even on the polls. He mostly won't get into televised debates. Just donate to Bernie just like the other redditors

Because Yea Forums is full of neets and the 1k a month really suit them

It should be "Universal Supplemental Income"

Meaning it's a free $1000 on top of the wages you make. And in order to get it you have to have a job. This would force people to work but always give them incentive to.

All you wage slaves at McDonald's would get another $1000 on top of your $275 check. That makes more sense and will help more people

Is that his proposal? Based Yang. Didn't even realise he was running for president until today, I just thought he was a random lawyer who enjoys heems

Read the replies to all of his tweets

prime me could heem (You) and every here.

No you couldn't.

Is everyone memeing because he likes MMA/gives Neetbux or does he actually seem like a promising prospect. Not that into politics

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Doubt it, you're probably a soft southern poof.

I think you'd be surprised how hard I am mate for a southern poofter.

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Both. Big meme because of NEETbux, but I actually believe in his approach to solving issues and don't personally care too much about getting $1000 per month

Interesting, thanks. Wonder who his favourite fighter is

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BJPENN.COM

>275 dollar check
Dude this isn't the 80s

Probably bisbong cause bisbong gets handed free wins

Anyone else getting this shit specially recommended?
What are they trying to tell me?
I'm investigating too far, and it's a threat from The Powers That Be?

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kek

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keep getting this

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If paid weekly a $7.25 minimum wage earner would receive $290 in a 40 hour work week before taxes. Take off about $35 in taxes and they get a weekly check of $255.

i actually got this recommended to me too. Fucking weird

Why not just stop collecting federal income tax?

>getting assigned 40 hours
very curious

I got that shit too.

That's just theoretical, most states have higher minimum wages anyways

That’s a great job for a 16 year old

Get Improvedtube and remove all recommended from your life, the algorithm shit is pure cancer for your brain

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Conor will never fight again right?

The natty goat

>mmafighting reported a bj penn fight before bjpenn.com did

what the fuck is the point in having your own website if you don't report your own news wtf?!

youtube.com/watch?v=H_FY4FepQUU

This was pretty fun.
How do you americans deal with this?

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Ben put himself right into a fireman's carry, which is why Lawler was able to easily slam him on his head.

where are the ufc fight night fucking picks? where the fuck is lukas?

>Lewis vs Dos Santos
>Millender vs Zaleski dos Santos
>Means vs Price
>Rothwell vs Ivanov
>Dober vs Dariush
>Boetsch vs Akhmedov
Oof, what an absolute shitter of a card. Inb4 "lmao ur le cazzie if you don't like this card".

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Rothwell Ivanov should be an interim title fight on ppv to be honest

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Seriously why hasnt anyone taken the picks

based

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Literally just ate 10, yes TEN Oreo ice cream sandwiches from Steak n Shake. I dare you to say that you could heem me because I'd literally heem every person in this thread.

>americans

For me, it's biostewie, gif unrelated

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>durr ur fat! xDDDD
How's 3rd grade going, junior?

Thats based

cerrone's grandparents were millionaire doctors, and he inherited millions of dollars from them, but both of his parents were failures?

shut the fuck up luke

>stares in gyno

If you see gyno when you look at that picture, /fit/ is balls deep through your ear.

>working 40h/ week as a 16 yo

Maybe if you are a retard and dropped out of school

Right here, went to see you know who again lol saturday as well

>desperately tries to be funny
Overextended and knocked clean out

I didn’t say it had to be 40 hours but shit tier entry level no skill jobs are for people with no skills. Why should I pay them a lot of money when all they do is press a button of cheese burger and still manage to fuck it up.

Summer job

What kind of faggit

*snap*
Yikes

anyone got the UFC newsletter ticket pre-purchase code for UFC 236? Fucking email never came

Yeah it's pretty nice

poorier is a can

sent ;)

It will be over quick for this nerd, my boy Diamond getting that strap soon

Imagine being such a cuck buying their shit you get emails from them

Imagine eating a bag of dog shit you faggit

You just did

Yes, I also received a personal email from Dana telling me im the no 1 ranking /heemster/

T. Fast food worker

Not so fast, frog

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>Beating up a guy with one eye
Very brave

Cringe

where my /funky/ bois at?

Woodley took a dive so Askren could be champ

Khabib kills Askren

HEEM

ME

INSIDE

MMA Base: Disc Golf
youtube.com/watch?v=MydHxKTpFw8

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We out here

Sanchez smashes Maia

>amerifats

surprise surprise

I'm almost certain it's going to go the distance.

Maia submits the Diego meme

American freestyle>Sambo
This is objective
Also what face/jaw exercises should I do to get a chin like Askren?

PeaHead has barely improved since the first fight while Max is 10x the fighter you brainlet

Diego has never been submitted m8

Do you mean folkstyle?
And also khabib had a wrestling backround first, and then combat sambo, not just sambo.

Diego has been submitted by strikes several times

youtu.be/dS4hoBllTIA?t=306

>lee: brendan sheeb is a fucking pussy and I'm gonna say that out loud now
>bisping: you're not really breaking news there
based i gotta say

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le linkin park man aint doin shit

Ben's murked At least on Russian combat sambo guys as well as a bunch of bjj memelords. Kebeb gets deleted

prime schaub would have shadow realmed prime bisping and i say that with zero irony. at least he never ducked anyone

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he looks like a big guy!

its tough man

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I must have hit a nerve. Yang gang is shit

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t. Retard

GUS DIES IN THIRTY DAYS

BOOMERS
OUT

Cringe

We're here.
Akren putting on for the grapplers

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: Twitchy was right again.

where is this meme about Poirier being a massive power puncher with great boxing coming from?? he was getting touched up by Eddie fucking Alvarez and Justin Gaethje. had a tough fight against a flushed Pettis and got destroyed by Michael Johnson who's now a featherweight. he's never iced anybody, all of his wins are volume TKOs.

MMA has the least educated fanbase. imagine actually calling Peahead a power puncher, Jesus Christ. try actually training you fat wankers

Did you copy this from reddit

wew, you scared m8

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it's not a crazy card but plenty of lowkey spicy fights

good one you fucking nerd
nah, Max gonna run through this boy

Blacks are superior to the whites

So you actually wrote that? Haha

>wahh everything is reddit
kys today plz

Yeah :) Haha

I'm just not a fan of homosexuals

I think you should go back haha

based

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I think you should go fuck yourself haha

>my only response is to call things reddit
probably time to clean the cheeto dust out of your keyboard

Based

pussies

He's got the gayest nickname in mma

good one, titties

Dustin has some of the best boxing in the UFC and a longer reach than Max, he's gonna bust him up all day from the outside

Max is a weight cut babby used to fighting manlets and Dustin already beat him

Cringe

Cringe

Cringe

Max has superior boxing in all aspects except power. he's gonna get inside the pocket and constantly outtrade Dustin and break him through pace

Cringe

i can hear the obesity in your posts

cringe

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dustin is a chinlet and 2019 max has better grappling

Cringe

? it's a bunch of TKOs/volume finishes and a few KOs over legit cans

get over it, your boy isn't some massive puncher

>KO's a bunch of chinlets
And?

>gf mad at me because I said I'd cheat for 1 billion dollars

is this you by any chance

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you clowns shook af

And you're fat

he was on the JRE and did a wonderful job of convincing me that >give everyone free money, it just werks is the answer to the first world's problems

>everybody who's lost by ko before is a chinlet
cringe

>?
Cringe

>all his wins are volume tkos
>oh wait now ill say its like half and against shitty fighters
Yikes

you're retarded Luke and your loverboy is going to get schooled by Max
nah bee YOU shook af cuz you didn't pick Max xD

for sure the guy who got koed by michael johnson in one minute is a beast good enough boxer to beat prime mike tyson my dude

>Losing by KO
>Not being a chinlet
Pick uno

Cringe
Yikes

Cringe

Keep flip flopping

Max > Dustin

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>95% of active fighters are chinlets
single digit iq post are u poortherner?

see

>IQ
>chin
Yikes

face it max will be able to ko dustin but dustin won't ko max

Y I K E S

so it's impossible for a fighter to be caught by a lucky or perfect shot if they get koed they're automatically chinny? so are dc and allistair overeem are equal in terms of chin?

What xD

He's in shambles lads

Rewatched McGregor Diaz 2 and the Nate's post fight conference and he sounds like he got permanent brain damage from Conor. Check his interviews before this and after, Nate has always sounded retarded but after this fight he is extra slurry and slow and sounds like hes gonna cry all the time

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accept that poorier will never be champion

look at poriers record he finishes most of his fights and i think hes top 3 in fight bonusses all time

no

by that retard's logic anybody who has a ko loss is a chinlet so is allistair overeem falling asleep after jabs the same as jbj headkicking dc?

that doesn't make him a power puncher, that's all I'm saying. yes, he's exciting and finishes.

Favourite Post Malone fight?

t. turbo cazzie

10 ice cream sandwiches for breakfast?

t.never trained or been in a fight

Reminder that I said that Askren was my boy before he fought lawler. I can prove this after the archive gets up again.

extremely based

in addition to breakfast

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thicc

looked it up and hes tied with 5th in bonuses with a bunch of people, its actually pretty interesting to see #1 is cowboy with 16 followed by nate with 15

Are there any picks?

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Im not even disagreeing. You’re just stupid though and can’t into logical grounding

>"Conor won't fight unless it's a main event," Cerrone said. "I don't know if it's an ego thing or a status thing for him. I don't give a s---. I'll fight anyone, anywhere, and I stand by that all the time. I guess he's a prima donna and only takes main event spots. I don't know."

"We were all waiting on Conor for April, and he said he wasn't ready," Cerrone said. "I don't know how in one breath you can say, 'I'll fight anyone, anytime, anywhere,' and the next one say, 'I'm not ready for that one.'

>"I'm more annoyed that he went radio silent after putting it out. I get it, you want to stay relevant by putting it out there, but then you can't go radio silent. Sack up, b----. Sign the f---ing paper."

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/26167701/cerrone-mcgregor-holdup-main-event-slot

[1] conor is a bitch
[2] why would the ufc want their biggest star to co-main? why not let him headline his own card? it's ez money wtf

It all makes sense why he grabbed Robbie's ass cheeks!

UFC is big boying Conor, showing him who is boss

He was smoking cannabis oil, new friend!

At the end of the day it is what it is and Dana is going to cave to Conor's demands and promote the fight for months before it finally arrives and many people are already hyped over it.

cowboy's showing his insecurity that someone else will fight conor, of course conor is a main event guy it makes the UFC dozens of millions more money when conor main events.

conor will fight anyone if the moneys there period

youtube.com/watch?v=Yh4zia116HY

>when you don't know which side the liver is on

duly noted

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what he was smoking doesnt have THC friend!

oh wait u didnt know that did u? lol

us Nebraska boys know how to grind

It makes him relax his muscles why he sounded drunk.

Please stop posting.

If I had a time machine I would go back to 2006 in Lucan, Dublin. I would find a young Conor McGregor and I would make him the best plumber that ever lived. Then, I would return to the present day, get in my flying car, and head over to award winning Bigg Rigg's Steakhouse to watch UFC 189 with the two division champ Johny Hendricks

>get in my flying car

Implying the Air Force wouldn't shoot down your boggie entering no fly zones in and out of the country!

It was CBD oil, nothing more. You don't sound like a retard just because your muscles are relaxed.

Id warn bj about gsp greasing

healthline.com/nutrition/cbd-oil-benefits#section8

>"Are There Any Side Effects?"
>Diarrhea
>Changes in appetite

>Fatigue

He was tired, he was in a long fight and all week training for it.

I'm not even a Nate Diva fan but I saw his pre and post interviews he sounded the same to me, retarded as always.

unbased

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Man, I'm watching that choke documentary and there's this american and the dude was scary as fuck. Big and good at striking. Also had trained wrestling

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If one of my posts sounds retarded, it was just because I was posting with my muscles being completely relaxed. Nothing personal kiddo.

This. I got a very relaxing massage and was a bit fatigued when I posted that Smiff would knock out Jones. No fault on my part you goofs.

>EET accident Dana! pls I have great legacy
> I weel fight one eyed can to prove it

Nate tweeted at Conor that if it was a real fight hed be dead, but at the end of the first round in their first fight if there wasnt a 5 minute limit and a cage there Conor wouldve killed Nate

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Funny thing is that Conor was sad that he tapped to duffy and said he would be ready to die if he got choked again and then choked twice after
youtube.com/watch?v=qCJTzOXOjsI

>hello heem, how are ye? come on in.

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Best timeline

this is 100% based

love Paulie

there is a God

DIMES

lol yea he has over 100 million dollars he doesnt want to die, he was hungry back then

This should be hilarious, I hope it happens.

t.marty

yikes.

BASED

Derrick Lewis vs. Junior dos Santos
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Curtis Millender
Tim Means vs. Niko Price
Blagoy Ivanov vs. Ben Rothwell
Beneil Dariush vs. Drew Dober
Tim Boetsch vs. Omari Akhmedov

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mma vivisection is live
youtube.com/watch?v=qzLHoSZzSoY

Lewis
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Inbox quick

based

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Millender
Means
Rothwell
Dariush
Boetsch

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>Paul Maliniggi wants to fight Conor so bad he's going to beat up his buttbuddy in bare knuckle boxing

has there ever been a more rent free situation in life?

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imagine being a low income wagezilch

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Derek where the fuck are you i really need you right now also submit your fucking picks you fucking retards canada is taking them scroll a bit up you nigger zilches

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*sips*

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JDS
Millender
Niko
Blagoy
Darius
Akhmedov

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poois
millender
price
rothwell
dariush
akhmedov

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I'm surprised Moreno has opened as a favourite to beat Ottow on the prelims.

I hope James Vick dies in a horrible accident and I end up being his widows grief counselor.

Lots of good dogs on this card

Bro I don't even give a fuck about your dumb little martial arts training, when I get angry I just black out and go crazy and I just fuck shit up.

Khabib would be the most avg fighter ever at welterweight, everyone in the top 10 heems him

They are gonna need It to pay the nurses wiping their saliva off their chin

He could go up the classes and make them all tap even mr bones

JDS
Zaleski Dos Santos
Price
Rothwell
Dariush
Akhmedov

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For sure my guy everyone at welterweight would beat a better version of the current welterweight champion, hunnert persent bee.

To get brain damage you need to have a brain first. So Nate doesn't have anything to worry about.

This is me but unironically

No you’re not. And it’s MORONO. Shut up, bitch.

wht didnt eddie bravo get into mma?

How do you think Rogan, Bravo, and Schaub would handle himself in this situation?

youtu.be/h3H83vUhgcc

Be hilarious if connor started shadow boxing him and slowly started slapping him around

Can't decide whether my walkout music would be Bieber - Where are Ü Now or BTS - Idol

I;ll fuck you up cunt. You don't know what you're messing with. I fucking evicted the devil out of hell bitch, cause I wanted that real estate.

Martial arts are useless in a real fight anyways. Ain't no rules in the streets.

that's nice.

Who is that retard? I like his glasses.

Manlets btfo

What is your coach's pro record, heem?

He's retarded enough as is without CTE

Someone make a webm of PVZ from her new insta posts

If askren is so good how come he didn't medal in the olympics

yeah, PVZ is a serious athlete not an attention whore, for sure

If asskren is so good at wrestling, how come he got slammed onto his head by a kickboxer within 20 seconds?

>fat

low test beta male detected

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>m-muh low test

Cope

>he doesn't appreciate a thicc milk truck

Stick to fucking 10 year olds, Ahmed.

Who would win, Chael or Artem?

Cheal has never lost in or out of the cage

Askren seems like a weasel in day to day life and is liked by a bunch of redditors. I don't know man, I think the guy is a meme

wtf

>BJ Penn
>Clay Guida
What is the remaining combined IQ of these two after all the CTE?

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based fuckin chael

Usman was close to replicating a similar finish. It would been sick if he got that stoppage in the 4th round

He is running a meme focused campaign and promotes national socialism.

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Coach 1:
1 Olympic Games, 1 medal (bronze)
Coach 2:
2 Olympic Games, no medals

Neither has Artem, that's why it's such an interesting matchup. An Unstoppable Force meets and Immovable Object

So Ryan Hall didn't tear anything? I remember after the fight it was believed he's torn something in BJs knee.

>implying you wouldn’t suck that pig’s titties

the antifa left is shilling hard on Yea Forums to make Yang seem like a lefty gun-grabber.
What are they scared of, I wonder...he's anti-open borders, for one, hmm.

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are you hyped for artem lobov vs paulie malignaggi?

j joking, right?

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Racemixing is so prevalent in MMA.

fuck off back to /pol/, kiddo

Adan named his daughter Coral, unironically.

Go back to Yea Forums, nazi!

I didn't say whether it was good or bad.

>these people who probably never seen mma hyping up bisbing a literal who champ

Are those even doing anything

Who is your favorite MMA reporter? For me it's Helen Yee.

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>literally fight in cage
>barely make six figures
>shorten your lifespan significantly

The participants aren't ubermensch

Is you serious?

Lol every Paige Van Zant (aka Paige Sletten aka Paige Slutton) thread on r/MMA/ is like half deleted posts

FUCK Reddit
FUCK mods

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>Immigrant vigor.webm

Ariel Helwani

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paulie kills artem tbqh

Not all athletes get married to supermodels, believe it or not plenty of these guys are insecure and awkward and just go with the first chick who attaches herself to them

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Germans are autists so they don't count

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That's a bad pic though. She can look quite hot

She can look cute in some pics but he is a millionaire footballer who could moonlight as an underwear model, they're not in the same league at all

you'd want to go with the highschool sweetheart and not some gold digger

who would win in a no holds barreled fight, elon musk or jeff basels?

JDS
Elizeu
Means
Rothwell
Dariush
Tim

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weird how he gives off so many different vibes, one minute he seems like hes the biggest cunt on the planet, next he can be pretty wholesome
i know the swagger/ego thing is majority an act, im mean the times hes been a genuine cunt

Easily Musk who is 6'2", Jeff Bozos is a twig manlet.

bozos would beat khabib in the octagon

JDS
Millender
Tim Means
Big Ben
Dariush
Akhmedov

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Khabib is a 5'10 manlet so that's nothing to brag about

*blocks you on social media*

What the hell. Vin is lke twice the size of the Rock

instagram.com/p/But7_TxAOss/

Stop posting pics and talking about that guy's wife.
You're being disrespectful towards him.

i would heem him and fuck his wife

MMA basis: Bobsleigh

This is the true hero of Choke, prove me wrong.

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Are these boys UFC ready?

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ladd vs eubanks 2 confirmed

He was a kickboxer and wrestler.

Why do you even need to do that

You think it's disrespectful?
I never thought about it like that. This made me think

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Fucking idiots they make saddles for a reason.

wtf

Sometimes everything just end up right.

Now I want to try that.

Whose the smartest fighter

based

Lewis
Zaleski
Price
Ivanov
Dariush
Akhmedov

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Cody

what the hell. that's impressive.

Santos
Millender
Means
Ivanov
Dariush
Akhmedov

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rousimar palhares

>"I am a non competitive bjj practitioner who went to 3 classes i can now say anyone i disagree with doesn't train!"

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Punisher Bass.

>Lewis
>Dos Santos
>Means
>Rothwell
>Dariush
>O M A R I A H K M E D O V

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What did you guys think of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=WyKB01GNtUc

THrill and the Agony is based

Woodley's mom almost made me cry.

Look at the hurt in Herb's face. He'll carry that weight.

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And Lawler reassuring him later
>Shit happens
He's a cool guy.

Woodley's mom is based, the way she showed so much respect to both Usman and Till was nice.

thoughts
instagram.com/p/BuuQ3dShbk5/

>whole different kind of hard

Lawler still my boy

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Thoughts on Kelvin Gastelum?

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>After announcing his BKFC deal, Paulie Malignaggi has now called out Conor McGregor to face him in a bare knuckle fight.

Will Conor pussy out of this? He would really look like a bitch if he does. Paulie is even going down to his level for the fight.

Hopefully he ends Israel's career.
Can't stand that weeb nigger

I would genuinely get excited over that. Does BKFC have kicks and/or elbows? I can’t remember.

Really like him as a person. I guess he did the whole belt thing in Australia as a fun attempt to raise his profile a bit and it kind of backfired, but I still like him
Cool to see a smaller guy do so well, too.

Why is Chael so based bros?

Fat

>he “trains”

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delete

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It's because we are coming off a super stacked card. No way they could follow that up with anything comparable, but the lower ranked guys can be plenty spicy since they're fighting to impress and for rank.

aspen ladd was sperging out because there were too many people around her in los angeles she really does have autism

Is real is underestimating KG.
He is likeable. Check out Deron Winn who is shorter than KG and is a LHW. At UFC he will be middleweight

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Takes only one bomb for him to send Israel to the black equivalent of Valhalla.

>Is real is underestimating KG.
in any measurable way? as in training less seriously? he's most likely just talking shit

JDS
Millender
Price
Rothwell
Dariush
Akhmedov

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I didn't realize Anderson actually had a fight booked

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Who's your favorite male fighter?

Kamaru Usman

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lil nog, penn, guida, silva, and a bunch of women
only good fight is aldos lol

It's bareknuckle boxing

Ben "Funky" Askren

>the black equivalent of Valhalla
Wakanda

Thug Rose

Bobby Knuckles
I hope he fights this year.

yoel flushed him

The guy who is gonna win the rematch against Max Holloway

Yoel's mother put some voodoo curse on my boy.

youtube.com/watch?v=CFFx10vVQ7M

Cringe and cuckpilled

I'm in London, should I go? If Masvidal loses he will still be there. I really want to meet him.

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Of course connor has to bring up nazis and hating blacks because of jeff's tattoo

>brad pickett
lol

It's like some party and I'd probably have to stay there until tubes open again.

Is rhis kroos

Suck his dick, then tell us what it tastes like

its the same jewish propaganda that says the division is STACKED OMG when its really just khabib and ferguson vs a bunch of fucking retards who are nowhere near them on any level

>Fight over random stupid bullshit
>Someone is killed in the melee
>Now people are going to go to jail
>Now a mother lost her retard son

All for what accomplishment? Street fighting is retarded. You want to fight? Join a gym

transparent fuck is trying so hard to pretend he isnt worlds shittest cunt

Those aren’t mutually exclusive, dumbass. Why is everyone on heem such a stupid fucking weasel?

They would drive away very fast in their expensive sports cars, with a dildo in their mouth

yeah that is mutually exclusive

you dont have a stacked bunch of bums, you have a stacked bunch of champions rotating the belt

other than khabib and sperguson theres noone close. thats not stacked. thats 2 guys and a bunch of never rans.

youre dumb as shit and need to go back to some other forum where it rhymes with reddit

Jon Jones will lose this year

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>yeah that is mutually exclusive
No it isn’t. Not how you framed it nor in any context

Go change your diaper, nigger. Go menstruate someone else.

>H-he will lose t-this year!

yes, he will lose this year
in the ufc, he will lose a fight
he may lose in points, he could get finished

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What document are those from?

Just got a text that this dude I concussed in training last night had to spend the night in the hospital for his symptoms. He was supposed to fight this weekend too lmao.

Don't know why these rookies insist on stepping up to me, I got that one hitter and I don't play around once that mouthguard is in.

That was a text from your mom upstairs telling you din din is ready

seems like MJ court files

Press S to spit on MJ

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The only weight he's carrying is the stack of cash he collected from the caesar's palace sportsbook.

I feel like this upcoming Fight Night is going to be the kind of low key banger of a card that cazzies won't watch but if they did they'd instantly become lifelong fans of the sport.

Cain will be the HW champion this year.

Nice bro, I am also that one guy at my gym. Hard sparring really distracts me from my own depression.

t. guys who don't spar bigger guys

mjfacts.com/resources/011805pltreqaseemd.pdf
The findings from a search of Michael "kiddy diddler" Jackson's home after he got accused for the first time

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>sport

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What's the deal with ESPN+? Do they have the UFC fight library?

Jon Jones will be heavy weight champ this year, too

Yes

Five years ago, yes.

Current Jones would get flushed at HW, he's way too timid now and he won't be able to abuse his reach and size as much as he can against LHW manlets.

yikes. weird that people still defend him

that spergs half a month away from doing some dumb shit and getting banned again

hes as retarded as conor

>hes as retarded as conor

>one is the undisputed greatest fighter of all time
>the other is the biggest name in combat sports and has a 9 figure net wealth

>hes as retarded as conor
SEETHING angloid can't handle seeing a good Irish lad doing well

Will he ever beat Jon?

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>biggest name in combat sports

floyd mayweather?

No.

t. degenerate wannabe mick descended from roman slaves who converted to a jewish religion out of conquer by st patrick and threw away their culture - an entire race of coward conquered cunts

jon jones ducked chael

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In many ways he already has

He was acquitted by a jury of his peers
youtube.com/watch?v=z066VU30N24

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>i've watched two mma knockout compilations but everyone is a cazzie

as was OJ

i thought rome never conquered ireland

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Magine the smell

be a pretty fucking odd coincidence that st patty comes from rome and suddenly everyone in ireland converts to christianity and all the druids vates and bards get removed

The smell of victory

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Michael Jackson did nothing wrong fuck kikes and fuck sony

How do I get manly feet like askren?

The PPV numbers told an interesting story. Early estimates range from 520,000 to 650,000 buys. JONES IS A DRAW

no they never conquered ireland i just confirmed with wikipedia

victors write history

how did ireland come to be christian to you?

Let the Bong make the next one.

The GOAT

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she was so fucking hot when she was younger
wtf happened to her?
not like she needs to work hard or anything
also: she's not white so there's no real reason she's aged so much so fast
what gives bros?

Ben Ass Kream

correction: ASKREN is a draw

>instagram.com/p/But7_TxAOss/

>that face
>24 years old
how is that even possible

...

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she gets punched in the face for a job, so I'm surprised she, or other female ufc's, aren't more deformed

Till dies when they fight, seething Bongol

Rory's wife is better...

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All he wanted to do was spend hours of each day talking to handsome little boys on the phone, play with handsome little boys unsupervised in his private theme park, sleep in the same bed as handsome little boys, bring handsome little boys on tour with him, and he only gave them wine sometimes. I can't believe people dare to mock this poor gentle soul.

let the bong have the next one. he needs it.

sounds better than the alternative of them getting abused and neglected by their biological parents

...

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I THINK BISPING SAID IT BEST

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Imagine the bants.

>early

She’s still hot

Khabib still hasn’t beat Holloway, Ferguson, or Poirier.