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Fallen Heroes Edition

Bundas against Italien sub-edition. Will the mighty SGE tear something against Inter today?

Tomorrow: Bremen vs >Schalke, with Tedesco still being trainer lel

Uli pls buy Bernat, he is a real Granate.

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>Bayern München kritisiert Fußball-Bundestrainer Joachim Löw offen und fühlt sich von dessen jüngsten Personalentscheidungen überrumpelt. Sportliche Entscheidungen kommentiere man nicht, „die Nominierung des Kaders der Nationalmannschaft liegt ausschließlich in der Verantwortung von Joachim Löw“, hieß es in einer Mitteilung, aber „wir halten den Zeitpunkt und die Umstände der Bekanntgabe an die Spieler und an die Öffentlichkeit für fragwürdig“, schrieben der Vorstandsvorsitzende Karl-Heinz Rummenigge und Sportdirektor Hasan Salihamidzic am Mittwoch in einer gemeinsamen Stellungnahme. Der Zeitpunkt unmittelbar vor „richtungweisenden Spielen“ in Bundesliga und Champions League „irritiert uns“, schrieb das Führungsduo.
>Rummenigge fügte im ZDF hinzu: „Der Zeitpunkt ist nicht gut für uns. Das bringt ein Stück Unruhe in den ganzen Klub.“ Die „Stilfrage“ müsse jeder für sich selbst beantworten, der Umbruch an sich jedoch sei zu akzeptieren. In der „Abendzeitung“ (Donnerstag) ergänzte der Bayern-Boss „Er hat damit natürlich auch eine große persönliche Verantwortung übernommen. Denn von Fußball-Deutschland wird jetzt erwartet, dass die Qualifikation zur Europameisterschaft 2020, die ja auch in München stattfindet, gelingt. Und dass die deutsche Mannschaft wieder den attraktiven Fußball zeigt, den man in den vergangenen zehn Jahren genießen durfte.“ Außerdem meinte Rummenigge: „Unsere drei Spieler sind ja nicht gerade das, was ich als altes Eisen bezeichnen würde.“ Er erhoffe sich nun eine Trotzreaktion. „Ich bin sicher, Thomas, Mats und Jérôme werden sich von dieser Entscheidung nicht irritieren lassen. Ich denke vielmehr, dass es eine Woche wird, in der unsere drei Spieler zeigen werden, welche Qualität in ihnen steckt.“

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already preparing the excuses

Hi frens, how is Eintracht doing? Is there a feud between the captain and the locker room? Is their best player an untrustworthy drunk that will skip the next match? Are the players tired because they don't have good subs to turn over? Asking for a friend

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How much of a plastic fan is my friend?
>is fan of barca, juve and man utd
>watches every game of them
>cares only about the big leagues and champions leagues
>extensive knowledge about them, knows everything that's going on
>doesn't care about europa league or non-top tier leagues
>lives 1km from the stadium but doesn't even care to watch their international games there
>never seen an amateur game in his entire live
>flies to germany to watch "his" team from the family section (not bayern or dortmund though)
>claims to be a huge football fan
It doesn't help that he is american either

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>flies to germany to watch "his" team from the family section (not bayern or dortmund though)
Less plastic than 90% of /bundes/

less plastic than Dauerkartenbesitzer who have no clue who half the players they watch every other week are
(to the people sitting behind me: SHUT UP YOU GODDAMN RETARDS)

Which Bundesliga team does he support then? And since when?

>family section
Yikes. But he flies there, that's some dedication.
>Barca, Juve AND United
Dios Mio
Extensive knowledge about the shit he follows
>Alright, that's a good sign. The worst ones are "lifelongs" that don't know shit about their club and never watch games, but are ready to celebrate whenever they win
>lives 1km from the stadium but doesn't even care to watch their international games there and has never seen an amateur game in his life
Strange, but not directly despicable.
>doesn't care about other leagues
Does he at least know something about them?

Who cares dumb anime poster lmao

I can already see Uli seething when Bayern drops out after a cheeky 1-1. He'll probably shove it all on Löw.

Also they're angry because it weakens Bayerns standing in the NT, usually being a Bayern player automatically qualifies you for the NT, so like 16 of the 23 players are Bayern players.

That said, I'm undecided upon whether this was a good move by Löw or not. Throwing Bummels, Müllel and Boalel out is fair, but that suddenly and forever? Is Löw just an asshole? Why didn't he do it way sooner? Half a year ago he still supported them thoroughly, which was very annoying and retarded.

This was 9D chess by uli and jogi and the respektlos will give those 3 extra motivation so Bayern wins the treble this year
t. Knower

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...

>Which Bundesliga team does he support then? And since when?
Hertha. Don't know exactly.
>But he flies there, that's some dedication.
I realise that I put it wrongly before. He doesn't fly there for the purpose to watch the game, it's more like his parents are loaded so they accossionally go for a trip to their second house and he sometimes goes to the olympiastadion, but givrn from the pics I saw him and his friends there are more customers than supporters. I only called Hertha "his" team because that's the closest when it comes to live support, but actually he is a much bigger fan of the other clubs.

The enlightened /bundes/ poster who doesn't put a single cent into this commercial product is as far from a plastic fan as it gets.

This, I make money from one of my bundes teams

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hob gschissn

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The virgin burger
>holds their spiraling stock and hopes for €1 dividend

The chad burger
>chugs a glass of their weedkiller and drags them to curt

*court

>everytime i come to /bundes/ noone replies
why do you hate me?

>spiraling stock
Short term thinking - sad!

I am making lasagne now

hello fren. nice trips

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well done user, hope your sauce is spot on
are trips all that matters to you hearthless germans? my post asking about Enitracht got short of quads so you ignored it?

what is your opinion on wierer?

Yes I am making it with Bolognese Fix from Knorr. Way better than Bolognese Fix from Maggi

remember to make it slightly more liquid so the lasagne can soak it up well and don't dry up in the oven user

Buongiorno! What part of Italy are you from?

funny, im about to go grocery shopping to make a Lasagne, but i wont use any Tütensoßen, since i actually can cook

Bet you don't even eat chocolate pizza either you cretin

yeah, but thats because i dont eat chocolate at all

t. peter ludolf

we are afraid of making the capo angry v_v

For future reference
>chop up an onion, some carrots and some celery
>red tomatoes too if you want but that's a beginner's mistake
>brown them in a large pot with some laurel leaves, black pepper and if you have them juniper berries
>throw in the minced meat, as well as some sausages, some pancetta and/or any leftovers, as long as it's red meat everything is fine
>make them brown using some white wine (red is also ok but be careful to dry it all up)
>throw in the tomato sauce, not too much so the sauce will be more meaty (but depends on your taste)
>cook for no less than three hours on a low fire, stirring it every once in a while so it doesn't stick to the pan
>if it dried up too much pour milk in it
fuck measures use your instinct

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Salty Rummenigger btfo. Buyern sure as fuck ẃanted to sell these overrated boomers and now they'll be getting even less, this is hilarious.

thanks fren, almost the same recipe i will use

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No drama going on, only actual problem is that Rebic won't play.
Prepare your frind's butthole, the eagle is coming

Going to the stadium is fucking overrated. 9/10 times there's an unbearble moron within a couple of feet of you. Jugo Sportkneipe is the only true way of watching

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T. Incel

please tell me the pizza recipe, Luigi. mine always turn out shit.

what do you use to make bolognese or any other tomato sauce? Passierte Tomaten or Tomaten in Stücken? Dose or something else? What about Tomatenmark?

I'm sorry hans I'm a northerner, I can't master the art of the pizza.

But frozen pizza from Aldi
???
Profit!

Passierte Tomaten are fine

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the problem with making pizza at home is that normal ovens can't get hot enough, you need like 400-500 degrees

>not Pasirte Tomaten
1 job

peeled tomatoes in cans, apparently they use lower quality tomatoes for the sliced versions.

Tomatenmark + Geschälte Tomaten aus der Dose

based and redpeeled

>tomatenmark

immernoch besser als dänemark LOL

pls reply

excellent 5 star posts

letting it simmer for another 10 min or so and its good to get put into the oven

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>Schalke 04: Platzt ein 30-Millionen-Euro-Deal?

>Wie die Bild berichtet, könnte ein Vertrag mit dem chinesischen Klub Hebei Fortune platzen. Vor zehn Monaten schlossen die beiden Vereine einen Kooperationsvertrag ab. Dieser sah vor, dass die Königsblauen die Jugendabteilung des Vereins mit Trainern und Scouts unterstützen sollten. Dafür hätten die wirtschaftlich angeschlagenen Schalker in fünf Jahren rund 30 Millionen Euro kassiert.

>Nun gibt es aber offenbar Uneinigkeit über die Qualität der Kooperation, der letzten Endes gar in einem Rechtsstreit enden könnte. Während die Chinesen des Berichts zufolge mit der Qualität der Trainer, die >Schalke gesandte hatte, nicht zufrieden sein sollen, weswegen der Klub die Zahlungen einstellte, sieht die Schalker Sichtweise offenbar grundelgend anders aus. Demnach würden die Trainer, viele davon wurden extra für die Asien-Mission angestellt, nicht richtig betreut. Daher zog Königsblau die Trainer aus Fern-Obst ab.

I would destroy her pussy but respecfully and with her full consent

>Der Flop des Spiels: Thilo Kehrer (Paris Saint-Germain)

>Gebrauchter Abend für den Nationalspieler. Verschuldete das frühe 0:1 und gewann nur 20 Prozent seiner Zweikämpfe. Wurde folgerichtig nach 70 Minuten ausgewechselt. Ebenfalls schwach: Buffon, der Lukaku das 1:2 auf dem Silbertablett servierte, und Draxler, dem fast keine Offensivaktion gelang.

At least >schalke fans should give Heidel some tribute for selling this fraud for 37m to PSG.

ERA OF THE BULL

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Cringe

based

see

Here's a good luck charm for your fight against Frankfurt

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based Duterte. what is your opinion on Adi Hütler? can he make the SGE great again?

thanks user >we'll need it. Our best players are out, the rests are either shitters or tired and even the defence is on decline.

WATCH IT KRAUTIE

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He’s absolute garbage.

based

Thank you for giving >us the gift of your cuisine, Luigi. I am glad we don't have to eat pootsie anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=cUKJWsnAAXs

only good post itt so far

You remember now Klaus Toppmöller. He won as many CL trophies as Jürgen Flopp

that's why I have one of these badboys

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yes german beer is quite good, but your whisky and wine is terrible

based

Tell that your local Walmart manager

they have some decent whines in the renan valley come on, it's not the best of the best but it's better than whatever bullshit they do in California

ich komm in das pfanne der pfanne: fuhl

agreed on the whisky. We do have pretty good wine though,

>giving a fuck about rotten grapes
lindenstraße

All Ossis, please leave the thread

He's doing pretty well despite a shit midfield and a bang average defense, but I need to see another season with him but so far I like the way things are going so he gets a good score from me.
No problem Italian user lets have a fun match

>he doesn't appreciate the fine taste of original german Eiswein
toppleb

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/bundes/ is THE antidote to toxic masculinity

fuck right off cats are cute and I like having one around

Despite the flag this user knows what's up. Those three will have extra motivation as well as more time to regenerate in an otherwise dense scheduling.
Weak-minded /bundes/ anons on the other hand...

Will we ever see Mourinho in the /bundes/?

When 50+1 gets abolished and a soulless mercenary club like RBL, Leverkusen, Wolfsburg, Hoffenheim etc has a vacancy and can pay his wages

Mit Ousmane Dembélé, Robert Lewandowski und Shinji Kagawa hat Borussia Dortmund in den letzten Jahren schon viele junge Spieler zu Stars entwickelt. Für BVB-Nachwuchskoordinator Lars Ricken liegt dies an der guten Talentsichtung der Schwarz-Gelben.

"Unsere Scouting-Abteilung ist so gut und professionell, dass wir jeden talentierten Spieler in Europa kennen, vielleicht sogar in der Welt", verreit der 42-Jährige gegenüber "bundesliga.com".

Doch nicht nur das: "Wir haben die finanziellen Mittel, um diese Talente auch zu kaufen", fügte der Champions-League-Sieger von 1997 an.

In dieser Saison sorgte bislang besonders Jadon Sancho für Furore. 2017 wechselte der 18-Jährige für rund acht Millionen Euro von Manchester City zum BVB.

"Ich denke, dass unsere Fans sehr Stolz auf Spieler wie Jadon Sancho sind, weil er ein sehr junger Profi ist. Jeder Klub auf der Welt ist wegen ihm neidisch auf uns", äußerte sich Ricken zum England-Juwel.

Neben den kostengünstigen Einkäufen brachte der BVB auch schon einige Spieler aus der eigenen Jugend hervor. Für Ricken bedeutet dies aber nicht zwangsläufig mehr Loyalität. Entscheidend sei immer die Einstellung.

>t. toxoplasmosis

>Those three will have extra motivation
extra motivation to grab as much money as possible while they're still overrated

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SCHWARZ WEISS WIE SCHNEE
NEGERSCHWANZ IN DIE HÖH!

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>going to watch some schnarchtastisch bankfurz game against italian FC Traktor

Nice with some skishooting after work

Based toxoplasmosis poster

^join us in the biathlon thread

It’s almost over and I don’t have much to say

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>Valero trequartista
Inter is going for the patrician 0-0 I reckon, tremble oh /bundes/

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Inter always choke on Europa League

Heute zunächst auf der Bank: Rönnow (ETW), Falette, de Guzman, Willems, Stendera, Russ, Paciencia

twitter.com/Eintracht/status/1103698786646454278

Aktueller Stand:
In Stadionnähe wurden 2 Gastfans tätlich angegangen.

Bei Kontrollen wurden Schlagschutzhandschuhe & eine Sturmhaube gefunden.

Gegenstände dieser Art haben im Stadion nichts zu suchen & werden sichergestellt.

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>No Rebic but Kostic and Gacinovic in
It's a based Serbia vs Croatia match. Too bad Vrsaljko cant play to make it 3 for 3

Rebic is injured

Huh when? during the match against Hoffenheim?

BASED
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yes
>#Update: Ante #Rebic, who twisted his knee against Hoffenheim, has travelled to Belgrade to see a specialist. The Croatian will therefore miss Thursday's game against Inter. Wishing you a speedy recovery, Ante!

Too bad, but Kostic should do the trick

Honestly looking forward to the Red Bull game

Frankfurt stream?

but the best German wine unironically comes from Sachsen-Anhalt.

Apfelwein is the best wine. AUF GEHT'S SGE!

post pics of finished Lasannje

Was Toilettenpapier betrifft, haben die Briten seit 2007 einen gewissen Ruf. Eine Branchenkonferenz machte damals eine Statistik publik, der zufolge ein Bewohner des Inselreichs im Jahresmittel 17,6 Kilo Papier benötigt - mehr als selbst die Amerikaner und zweieinhalbmal so viel wie der durchschnittliche Europäer.

Was vor zwölf Jahren eine unterhaltsame Randnotiz war, droht jetzt zum Problem zu werden. Denn laut aktuellen Statistiken ist der britische Verbrauch an Zellstoff seither nicht kleiner geworden. Gewachsen ist derweil die Gefahr, dass der Stoff den Briten ausgehen könnte. Denn sollten sie am 29. März ohne Austrittsabkommen aus der EU ausscheiden, könnten die Vorräte in Windeseile aufgebraucht sein.

Das berichtet inzwischen sogar "Foreign Policy" - ein Magazin, das sich sonst eher Fragen von Krieg und Frieden widmet. Zuvor hatte schon im Herbst 2018 kein Geringerer als Denis MacShane, ehemaliger britischer Europaminister und angeblich Erfinder des Worts "Brexit", vor der drohenden Krise gewarnt. Großbritannien sei Europas größter Klopapier-Importeur, and man sage, die Vorräte reichten lediglich für einen Tag. Den Rest könne man sich vorstellen.

>könnten

>tfw i triggered bundes by insulting german wine and whiskey

your beer of course is still quite good

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thank you based RBL for not qualifying
had no interest in driving to Lelpzig today

>no interest in getting beat up by a gang of ossi skinheads

hmmm

Someone got a simulcast stream? Those niggers from edels stube won't show sky sport 1

we can buy foreign wine and whiskey. meanwhile you remain jt

based skinheads, god bless them

isn't EL exclusively on DAZN?

fuck Datzen

Hmmmm idk will have to investigate.

redpill me on osi's

considering I get there from the south through Connewitz, all I'd see are leftie söylads

p. gud choreo
very environmentally friendly too

how was the lasagna

what's your favourite Tee?
for me, it's HageBUTTe.

come on, bundes.

>Yea Forums
>in 2019

elmo

if you have a fernseher, its on RTL Nitro

>10 years ago Yea Forums was already dead
wew

>Haller

youtube.com/watch?v=xkXx7f6cRE4

AHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

beschissen worden

>buy scotch and french wine and be happy
We live in a global community, user

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>french wine
just drink Frostschutzmittel, same stuff but cheaper

uffffff

SI ERA PENAL

GG 1TRACHT

benuldy

BASED TRAPP
ABSOLUTELY BASED

TRAPP

TRAPS CONFIRMED STRAIGHT

nice try but nö

absolute state of this refereeing

based RBL gifting me the bus ride to the cup QF and back
should I go

I don't like this guy, lads.

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looks like a kiddie fiddler

yes #metoo

>The city of lisbon

olmo

>the slaves of prag

>the mudhut of london

>arselel

>ARSELEL >ARSELEL >ARSELEL >ARSELEL >ARSELEL >ARSELEL >ARSELEL >ARSELEL >ARSELEL >ARSELEL >ARSELEL >ARSELEL >ARSELEL

WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Is this the first leg

WENGER IN

>ARSEanal

depends

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yes

Hmm

Thanks

I hope you guys don't put cream in your Carbonara sauce

Would you take a 0-0?

I put cream in your mom if you catch my drift

Do you know what I am trying to say here? I fucked your mom, lol

Me. Benis in vagina. With your mom.
lol

hehe

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what (who) do you guys think Denmark is doing rn?

Adolf im Exil
oh nonono

Sick posts @Herbert

Watching some proper shite on the telly

kek

c-can I cuddle up to you

This ref is awful

Is the game good

ösi shitposting is off the sharts today

>arse lel

NATIONALISM INTENSIFIES

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those candles are as straight as you elmau

RESPEKTLOS JA

>Trapp still in Europe
>PSG aren't

oh nonono

more like vorderegger

>being homophobic against candles

Sad!

I’m going to be 20 in some days, what do

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Watch time flow at the speed of light, you will be 30 in seconds.

>tfw I just realized I bought 14 normal pickups for 2.22 at a discount offer today
That is probably the best deal I have ever made.

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JUST SCORE YOU BANKFURZERS

dunno why i replied lol
but i got some trips at least

that’s 0,16 for one pickup

Truck?

>jewish candelabrums and burgers
That sums up trump very well

yes

based frankfurt fans

>0-0
called it. Could it be that Eintracht is a bit overrated? Inter was awful tonight

they got refballed

frankfurt got refballed hard desu

no era

Sounds cheap for a truck unless it’s €0,16m

Nevertheless they were piss poor harmless

the best deal would have been buying 0 pickups for 0€ because pickups doopin suck pal.

dribs of drus :DDD

hohohoohohohoho

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rooting for our ösi friends

#menö

dare I say it? yes I do
Napoli bouta be bulled on

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Boah ey, die Laura Wontorra wird ich auch durch meine Hecke lassen. Wenn ihr wisst, was ich meine.

sollte sie nicht eher dich durch die hecke lassen? oder biste dumbers

läuft das leipzig spiel auch auf rtl nitro hier oder was

>das leipzig spiel

user ich...

bouta dabbur on these spagetthis

oh no that sucks

>era of the bull

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>"Dabbur"
>"Daka"
>"Onguene"
ulmer alder

The power of the Auswärtstor will save Eintracht

ramalho

>walke

Its true. 18-20 took about 10 years. 20-29 (which I am now) took like two years.

reminder that salzburg lost 0-2 in brügge too

Throw a birthday party with your /bundes/ friends

>Ngubu in charge of staying onside

>losing 4 games in a row against Tottenham
>the city of Germany

salzburg must be one of the most impressive teams in europe. they play in an extremely weak league like what, 18 games per season? and they are still this good.

Und die Bazis spielen in ner extrem schwachen Liga 34 Spiele und sind die einzigen die in der CL was reißen

more like "the city of dortmund"

wow great point. comparing salzburg to a team that plays in the third best league in europe, that has an annual revenue of 600m+, that has more fans around the world than austria has inhabitants and whose junior squad has a higher average attendance than some ösi bundes teams. bravo.

It makes sense since Salzburg is the Ösi version of Buyern

Saufen oder lernen?

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no it doesnt make sense. what salzburg does is infinitely more impressive than what bayern does because the dimensions are totally different.

Lern saufen

was lernst du denn so fren

sowas mit medien

Das habe ich schon gemeistert in den letzten 16 Semestern. :3

English only please lads I want to understand

naja bei den dummies gibt es nix zu verstehen junge^^

halt die fresse jz thx

Law

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U r mean :(

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KOMM SCHON SALZBURG

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RIP user, enjoy studying till you wish you were dead.

jz 0n Berliner

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why the FUCK are italian stadiums always so empty? this is ridiculous.

I never saw San Paolo full
God knows why

>era of the bull

3-0 wow

> I rate Monster energy drink Shitsburg

>ösis

remontada in der red bull arena ok

Don't know why you guys are mocking Austria, Frankfurt will also be eliminated

SIP BOIS win again
Red bully btfo

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Right, no way they can cope with italy’s half empty stadiums

It's gonna be a home game at a foreign stadium for them

>It's gonna be a home game at a foreign stadium for them

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I read that they’ll set a record for away attendance in an EL game next week.

can 20k frankfurters rid the city of milan from all crime?

>Frankfurter
>ridding a city of its crimes

guys? I think this Petkovic girl is actually hot.

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Stfu Tom. I have Monopoly on posting tennis chicks

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Perhaps when all the footy lads leave to support their team im Milano Frankfurt will be free of criminals

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Nah, Sachsenhausen and the influx of people from Offenbach are too strong

I'm not tom and this does not look like a tennis chick.

can they double their crimes is the question. possibly.

How Germans skinny if German eat lots bread I don't understanding because bread make fat

germany is a big KZ. we work ourselves to death, hence always think.

Genetics

fuck the ruels!

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only if you sit on your fat arse all day

dont be so rude to mr. burger

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our bread isn't 99% sugar like yours is

better liek this

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jz ein richtig g0les Roggenbrot mit Gouda alder, isn Brett

>eating burgers with fork and knife
savages

I eat Kuchen with fork and knife desu

hyperg0l

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bruder krank

wallah beste

I don't get it. Why doesn't BMW just buy 1860? Would make more sense with the colors and all.

>every Autokonzern makes billions and billions every year
really makes you think

shisha bar "income" can only sustain so many BMW owners, that market is capped

>Sugar
R u some type of FUGGING GOMMUNISD???

We use hfcs here

çok güzel ja

Sebastian R ode: Europa League Starter, Standardexperte, liefert eine Masterclass nach der Nächsten

Sebastian R udy: Bank bei einem Abstiegskandidaten. Mehr Highlights gegen, als für das eigene Team produziert.

Levels.

guys my girlfriend is out at a bar or something where their band played, now they hang around and are chatting.

Do i have to be worried?

Stay strong fren, Prädikatsexamen feelsamazingman

Adolf H ütter: Europa League Starter, Meistertrainer, Erfolg bei jeder seiner Stationen

Adolf H itler: Europa erobert und dann verloren,Genie und Wahnsinn, warnte uns vor dem Juden

Leaders.

a meddl band?

literally me, stop for a beer the next time

Gave up meat for lent
Ama

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no

she's getting SOYD by some 50kg unwashed hipster in this moment

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