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*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
really fast smug turtle man, absolutely BTFO
he's going too fast for his own legs
If you wanna beat Mbappe's torque make sure the pitch is sodden
At least this didn’t happen at the WC
Mbappe is a monster. He played unbelievable over both matches. Shame he will get remembered for failing a one on one chance
cope
if PSG had scored the 3-4 goals they should have in the first 20 minutes, the conversation would be completely different in terms of his performance
No? I’m genuinely glad he was clinical at the WC.
Shut up stupid leaf
if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bike
Please someone photoshop this like the shopped blurred picture that "proved" how fast he is
BASED gino poster
Why didn't they score them then?
If Mbappe is the next Messi why can't he do it like Messi?
>The new Ronaldo
>Mslippe
lol
aka The Theo Walcott or The Jesus Navas
Fucking nice post
meant for
OHHH NONONONONO
Mslippe is shit tier
what? aside from the assist to bernat, he completely botched it
Messi is literally the goat and would not lower himself to a shit tier league like the premier league
English weather saved United.
the fuck are you talking about? Paris is in the same overcast shithole that stretches across the channel into England.
Do you know what torque means?
So is the pacey nigger meme already dead?
>bojan
>play well in every game except for the one that matters
baffling
Paris is unironically based.
There have always been pacy niggas. Pele and R9 were fast as fuck for instance.
a pacenig was literally United's hero yesterday
what did he even do?
He was garbage the whole game
put the pressure on Kehrer for first goal
let Buffon fuck up on the second
scored the third
>lukaku
>pacenigger
why do you exist?
>positions himself to score twice
>scores twice
>garbage
He missed all of his actual chances and scored a penalty. He didn’t have a good game
> A Swede that loves a city absolutely full of blackies and Muslims
>missed all of his actual chances
>scored twice
>scored a penalty
did you even watch the match? he had one in the second minute and one in the 30th
white stripe makes it look like he's throwing up on himself
I don’t think we’re talking about the same player here mate
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There’s my post mate
Stop the press!
yep, confusion. my bad. mbappe was fucking awful.
I'm putting money on Tottenham right now at 14/1
SHOUTING
LAGER LAGER LAGER
SHOUTING
MEGA MEGA WHITE THING
so he couldn't do it on a cold wet night in Stoke?
no cavani to finish no nerman to assist
>*Dribbles past 3 FC Le Tracteur players in Ligue 1*
>Outstanding attacking play there from Mbappe! This Frenchman is without a doubt the greatest young prospect in world football today!
>*Slips on his backside and tries to attack Smalling*
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Slippy B for Real
Slippy M for Q$G
All those slippy « frenchmen »
is that the penalty?
trashford you absolute mental midget
>French - English rivalry
>their shorts read 7-1
>symbol of Germany's disrespect to Brazil
>Rashford disrespects Mmcrappe
L I T E R A L P O T T E R Y
>Nerman was ded and unable to play that fabled game
>Nerman was dressed as a richfag and despite watching intensely from the sidelines and looking like he might jog on the pitch was incapable of playing this game and therefore having an impact here either
>counter terrorists win
The layers just get deeper and deeper