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*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

really fast smug turtle man, absolutely BTFO

he's going too fast for his own legs

If you wanna beat Mbappe's torque make sure the pitch is sodden

At least this didn’t happen at the WC

Mbappe is a monster. He played unbelievable over both matches. Shame he will get remembered for failing a one on one chance

cope

if PSG had scored the 3-4 goals they should have in the first 20 minutes, the conversation would be completely different in terms of his performance

No? I’m genuinely glad he was clinical at the WC.

Shut up stupid leaf

if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bike

Please someone photoshop this like the shopped blurred picture that "proved" how fast he is

BASED gino poster

Why didn't they score them then?

If Mbappe is the next Messi why can't he do it like Messi?

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>The new Ronaldo

>Mslippe

lol

aka The Theo Walcott or The Jesus Navas

Fucking nice post

meant for

OHHH NONONONONO

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Mslippe is shit tier

what? aside from the assist to bernat, he completely botched it

Messi is literally the goat and would not lower himself to a shit tier league like the premier league

English weather saved United.

the fuck are you talking about? Paris is in the same overcast shithole that stretches across the channel into England.

Do you know what torque means?

So is the pacey nigger meme already dead?

>bojan

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>play well in every game except for the one that matters
baffling

Paris is unironically based.

There have always been pacy niggas. Pele and R9 were fast as fuck for instance.

a pacenig was literally United's hero yesterday

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what did he even do?

He was garbage the whole game

put the pressure on Kehrer for first goal
let Buffon fuck up on the second
scored the third

>lukaku
>pacenigger

why do you exist?

>positions himself to score twice
>scores twice
>garbage

He missed all of his actual chances and scored a penalty. He didn’t have a good game

> A Swede that loves a city absolutely full of blackies and Muslims

>missed all of his actual chances
>scored twice

>scored a penalty
did you even watch the match? he had one in the second minute and one in the 30th

white stripe makes it look like he's throwing up on himself

I don’t think we’re talking about the same player here mate

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There’s my post mate

Stop the press!

yep, confusion. my bad. mbappe was fucking awful.

I'm putting money on Tottenham right now at 14/1

SHOUTING
LAGER LAGER LAGER
SHOUTING
MEGA MEGA WHITE THING

so he couldn't do it on a cold wet night in Stoke?

no cavani to finish no nerman to assist

>*Dribbles past 3 FC Le Tracteur players in Ligue 1*
>Outstanding attacking play there from Mbappe! This Frenchman is without a doubt the greatest young prospect in world football today!
>*Slips on his backside and tries to attack Smalling*
>..............................................

Slippy B for Real
Slippy M for Q$G
All those slippy « frenchmen »

is that the penalty?

trashford you absolute mental midget

>French - English rivalry
>their shorts read 7-1
>symbol of Germany's disrespect to Brazil
>Rashford disrespects Mmcrappe

L I T E R A L P O T T E R Y

>Nerman was ded and unable to play that fabled game
>Nerman was dressed as a richfag and despite watching intensely from the sidelines and looking like he might jog on the pitch was incapable of playing this game and therefore having an impact here either
>counter terrorists win

The layers just get deeper and deeper