/hoc/

Looking good for all us lifelong Knights fans.

Vegas stronk!

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strawpoll.me/17561505

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I appreciate all /hoc/ posters.
They each have their own little quirks.

anyone have the audio for this?

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This will be the first postseason in a while >we didn't get in and tbqhwyf it feels kinda liberating. I'm looking forward to just watching all the games and posting on spee without being stressed out about how >we are doing. It will also be nice not getting salty after >we are eliminated and not skipping the next round following >our elimination due to butthurt that takes a couple weeks to fade.

I definitely don't want to go on an oilels-tier rebuild that lasts forever but I'm looking forward to a hokkei postseason free of anxiety and nervousness.

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I voted for myself because I kickass haha. Reminder I'm the best hockey fan here and no one came to fight me last Friday night, because Im a real one and you're all fucking dogs

cope

you seen like a bit of a fag, truth be told.

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Housley needs to go and Risto needs to be traded. At least Dahlin is looking legit.

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gg knights. see you in round 1

>a bit

just because a team is playing poorly doesnt mean they are dedicated to a full "rebuild". lots of teams try the "retooling" angle for a few years. dont think bob murray has said anything about a "rebuild" yet.

idiot calgary team

who /lifelong/ here?

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gg flames

can minnesota just leave the union and become canadian?

based vegas making sure the shorks play a wild card team first round while they and the flims btfo each other

/lifelong/ fan here. Good game Calgary.

Thank you based 'Murica

vegas/calgary will be a kino series

>strawpoll.me/17561505
voted. who did i vote for?!

i find cheer leaders cringey as fuck unless in a porn scenario.

>implying the sharks don’t choke to dallas

I'm the least gay here

why arent you happy?

I’m the most, wanna bang?

Maybe, but 15 of the 16 teams that do make it will go home disappointed and this year's roster was never good enough to be the one that wins the Stanleyb Owl so watching stress-free playoff hockey isn't that much worse than freaking out over >our inevitable first or second round elimination.

Murray and the Samuellis (the owners) are in denial about the state of the roster and the talent of the prospects. They need to bite the bullet and commit to a full teardown but they're intent on stringing out this mediocrity so >we will likely turn into what the Flames and Wild have been in recent history - bubble teams that either barely miss the playoffs and get a shitty mid-teen first round pick or round 1 cannon fodder for the 1 or 2 seed. I'm just hoping they pick top 5 this year so >we hopefully get an elite player to show for this abortion of a season.

usa and canada are the worst posters here
prove me wrong

thats not saying much desu

2bh id rather the lames lose in round 1 if it means they didn't have to lose to Tampa in the finals again. I don't think my liver could handle it.

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>"im not trying to jynx you"
>laffs get btfo
twitter.com/yahoocasports/status/1103510182896766976

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No more loser talk

hainsey should have heemed that dweeb

they've played like garbage the last couple games. sharks are taking the 1st seed I can feel it

Shannon I’m going to need you to work Saturday. Maybe Sunday too.

I hope Tampa wins the cup this year, fuck Toronto/Boston

I hope Vegas wins the cup this year.

im just saying lots of teams go through that "denial" stage before accepting how bad things truly are. the mild are the obvious team to point at, but the canucks and rags did it for a while too. maybe even the pongs are starting down that path now, but at least they have a few cups. even if you get lucky and win one 1st overall pick any rebuild is going to take 5+ years before you start seeing any progress.

if its not >my team I could care less who wins

But could care less means you do care a bit at least.

Shut the fuck up dork

just enough to watch

Right, I absolutely agree >our front office is in denial. I'm not and neither are most of the other fans I know, but the decision makers think the veterans are a lot healthier than they actually are and the prospects are more talented than they are so I won't be surprised if >we go through bubble team purgatory for the next few years before the team finally admits this shit isn't working. The only reason I can find for optimism is that Gibson gives the team a relatively high floor, so if >we can have a year where >we don't lose a billion man-games to injuries and have lucky shooting percentages instead of unlucky then things might go well for a season.

you guys have been winning basically all year a little slump isn’t going to kill you. I still think flames will take the division because sharks goaltending is laughable
besides I thought flames a good game tonight

autistic manitoban is easily the worst poster this thread has had in a while. he's such an unfunny faggot

you prefer teds cockposting I suppose?

gg flames
go knights

you don't need elite goaltending to win a division lad, or even the cup.

he's the 2nd worst

for me, it's tkachuk immediately leaving the ice every time reaves got sent out in the third period

I mean I would say the person that posts his short mutiltated cock is worse than the person that posts stupid words is worse but that’s just me.

Lmao, he's scared of Reaves but flames fans won't admit it.

what about halfway decent goaltending?

Basically like bye bye man. If you mention anything related to jets or Manitoba or metal illness (which I don't atcully have btw, I'm a great actor. Itook acting lessons for 15 weeks when I was young(not that I needed them I'm good at eeveryithing I do) ) I will show up to defend them. Or myself.

he'll get eem on sunday, hopefully

well matt murray has managed to, so yea i guess you can.

you got me there

I like your enthusiasm user

just saw that the laffs lost to the canucks
wew lads

/lifelong/ Vegas fan here. I went on a date with this girl who's a caps fan and she said she saw Reaves out in Summerlin and started screaming at him because he fucked Tom Wilson's shit up. Didn't have a second date with her, nobody talks shit about the nigga Ryan.

february fights
youtube.com/watch?v=H4HLYQcVk-Q

Kachook isn't afraid of nothing

thats cool, what was his name?

this is what v*gas "fans" honesly believe. watch hockey for longer then half a season please.

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I have a really good shitpost but I’m saving it for tomorrow.

Kevin

hockey is lame, why would you watch it when you can listen to it?

imagine being this mad

WHERE ARE THE NUMBERS SHANNON

any leafs want to fight me?
we can wrestle in my backyard

based fleury just said he though rittich was tryna fight and he would've done it if rittich wanted to.

go to bed sam

I don't want to be shot by a black or mexican on the way over.

retard

>muh black/mexican meme
if anything, you'd get shot by a white

there will be burgers and beer afterwards

lol the refs woudldn't let the get close. he's talking shit.

gay ass refs

>calgary niggers still seething

shut up fatty

its the manitoban false flagging again you ditz. he likes collecting sunbelt (you)s

garys rules for a nuhl.

me: guy in green
Sam: bitch ass faggot on the ground getting fed

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>falling for sams bait

imagine having more than 5 loser points

rent free

ouch. that's got to hurt.

H O C K E N B O O M E R
W H E N

why do americans attack people when they are already on the ground?

imagine having less than 9

because these types of people they're obese racist faggots

those are useful though

when you’re american, everyone is on the ground

i live in whiteshell all year. I have nothing else to do.

do some push ups

I can do 30 in a row

its ok sam I larp as a jets fan sometimes too so I guess we're even

reckon the minority of /hoc/ posters don't larp

I wouldn't even really call it a larp I'm just a big Laine fan

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youtube.com/watch?v=uNLXNs1FPTk
guys....the numbers..

wouldnt ever lie online, and especially not on an anime forum

t. multi-millionaire with a nice body and huge wrench

Hockenboomer comes through again

define “larp”

>vegas gear
>vegas reasons

I would never think of lying online, I'm much too busy driving my lambo with my supermodel girlfriend

Why is Washington so violins

anything that can be deemed falseflagging along with the textbook definition i guess.

I falseflag as a good poster

where the FUCK did everybody go?

not scared. but still hate myself

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dead in a ditch

just woke up, homeboy

the post about arron asham last thread made me remember this

youtube.com/watch?v=KoBXfD2oHRg

just settling in for rph myself

least coaster went to slep

huomenta

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poor bagel

twitter.com/Bischoff_Tyler/status/1103545822233288704
imagine these two morons do it on sunday and doom both of their teams for the playoffs for getting hurt.

i'm false flagging because janitors get cucked by aussie big dick posters

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when I said I sometimes larp as a jets fan that was just a larp, so the double negative means Im not a jets fan at all

I got punched in the jaw like that once

no need to larp at all with how blessed the good lord has made my life

did you come back and heem the other guy?

fuck im hammered. don't think ill make it to real peaceful hours tonight bros

theme for the melancholy of tonight's /hoc/

youtube.com/watch?v=X9ukSm5gmKk

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go take a nap outsite that should help

just a bunch of huffing and puffing
what was funny was the commentators excitedly talking about how there could have been a goalie fight and then immediately backpedaling and saying that would be the last thing “they” would want

no I hit the floor just like that poor hockey player

it’s wednesday

youtube.com/watch?v=l8syGlAMTKA

real RPH theme

on the intermission report, based brad may was like "it wasn't going to happen. also, i don't want fleury to get hurt. i don't care if rittich gets hurt though, i honestly don't."

honestly i bet fleury is just bating him into taking a penalty next time they play

I know went a bit overboard

you're good lad, seem pretty coherent

im just a good typer

glad I kept it light tonight with a few shots of vodka and a 40 oz

playing assfaggots desu

Ending it all lads

crikey

oh ok

wait until the playoffs are over at least

>LAFFS

wrong country m8,

should say "chill out bru, go get some chups and cheer up"

but hockey?

you don't have the guts

>and then i sold my ticket to some dumb pajeet for 450 dollars
based shannon

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saw that kakko highlight. he's the next mackinnon i reckon

saw some things and stuff

No, I'M the next MacKinnon

and it's all
RIIIIIIIIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW
TAKE THE WORLD AND MAKE IT YOURS AGAIN

he's a bust

rph

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real pookcific hours

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>kakko to avalanche

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do we wanna play that hockey game again? it's not bad but at the same time it's shitty controls make it hard to play, i don't understand why wasd wasn't used for movement and mouse for aiming instead of just mouse for everything

real pacific hours

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i was compiling a list for us to vote for our favorite Stars goalies, but then i remembered i don't care, and felt i had already wasted 11 minutes of my time and should better move on to something more productive

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For me its Marty Turco

How do people drink alcohol in hot drinks... It's just disgusting to me

turco and belfour are the only real candidates anyway

wasd would limit everything, only 8 directions to go, instead with the mouse where you can go 360 degrees
its very intuitive once you get it

it worked for haxball

gonna have a wank and sleep myself. some lads were playing not too long ago though.
youtube.com/watch?v=9uKVI6_Fm4g

Rip Spede

Yew facking dogcunt you need a facking victoria in your hand and a slap in the facking face

>tfw no Finnish hokei watching gf

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Debussy & da pussy

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based german lifelong

haxball is garbage and its a travesty how it is more popular than kiekko

I can dig the anime posting, but not the Vegass

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>he didn't play on a haxball league when it peaked around 2010
i feel bad for you desu

>laffs

Playoffs:
Tampa clinches w/ win and Columbus regulation loss

Daily reminder FUCK the habs

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not scared at all laffers lmao

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Honestly this is the first time I've found Marchand's antics clever; if he did more stuff like this,I honestly wouldn't mind. He's creating tension for a rival in a way that will help a young hockey player get paid more and potentially rescue them from a horrific team and market, instead of failing to contain his homosexual urges. It helps that it's against the >LAFFS

listened to the 4 hour joe alex podcast while playing don't starve. it was boring for the first hour then it became kino after that

how often do you guys drink? i enjoy beer so i'm thinking of starting to drink every weekend but even that seems a lot to me now

i like this

youtube.com/watch?v=L42sbnQxEmw

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gonna try to not wank and then sleep lads

sometimes every night, sometimes not for a few weeks

>sometimes every night
grim

yeah life can be grim sometime, bubs.

CANADIAN NAMES
1. gordon
2. jimmy
3. rick
4. gabe
5. tommy
6. mark
7. mikey
8. john-o
9. tim
10. brucie

the only names worse than american names are arab names.

rolling

have you tried not being an alcohol

please john-o

t. Steve Miller

can we call you jimbo?

Roll

brits have weird names like ridgewell or pip

hey john-o whats going on buddy

For me, it's Canada's Brave Gord MacWychuck.

every Canadian I've met has been called Jason or Jeff

isn't that a southern name like waylon or bubba?

For me, it's Perki Perkeläinen

never heard of the guy

general white trash i guess

thinking about sleep and curling

>curling
now i'm thinking about curling qts in yoga pants

slick call there bud

>australian flag
>brucie

pottery

feelsgoodman

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I've never met a canadian named brucie or even bruce

It was 2-0

Where do you live? Toronto?

I lost 100 kr on that game How the fuck could they lose??!

REEEEEEEE

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The Canucks have beat all of the Atlantic top three at least once.
Is it their year?

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SALAVAT YULAEV METALLURG youtu.be/fIXYCFK044E

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as always, yes

imagine betting 100 kroner on hockey

cant imagine myself as ive never owned any kroner

is that john cougar mellencamp?

It's ~10€

Imagine losing 9 games in overtime yet being higher in the standings than a team who has only lost 3 over time games and has more regulation wins than you

Bruce Willis

>mfw already thinking about lunch

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thanks gary

Based
Baseado
Baste
Benis
Bazed
420basedit

what ever happened to armenia?

Based frenchie
twitter.com/jokkenevalainen/status/1103356591405961217?s=21

he moved back home

Who finland here?

hello

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hallo hallo

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daily reminder that
>laffs

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>Laffs
>Actually traded for Muzzin
lmao

I'm on a diet so one beer a week for me. Had to turn down some co-workers on Fat Tuesday who wanted to drink. I watched hoc instead.

Holy shit.

Your guys rink is unbelievable. The atmosphere, the lay out, the chants. Everything was excellent. I am a leafs fan and T-mobiles everything was something else. I now see what the hype is about. For sure have you guys as my favourite coming out of the west now.

As the title said. Holy shit. I was in awe all night.

Thanks for the hospitality Vegas!!!

>rags

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Pongs going to lose tonight
Go jackets

The beejs are done, lad.

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Sharks

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Any bongs in here who watch Elite League?

Those dubs he got seem to think otherwise

Bongs? You mean

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what up bitches

hlw dear bro

Imagine going all in just to miss the playoffs.

>"I want to play playoff hockey."

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usually when only SHIT teams are playing, I get sad until >my team plays next.

but now it's fun to just watch the poo jackets lose.

Henlo is this /huomenta/

finally some good teams tonight
zero yesterday or tomorrow tho

kyllä

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Test

for me, its my morning toronto and strategizing the day in order to get things going and play a full 60 minutes

Still gay

To the user who wanted to know how much snow there was yesterday

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>procents

>theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/braden-holtby-and-then-we-got-mario-kart-tattoos

So Fortnite makes you bust while bing bing wahoo kart with the team wins you a cup.

holtby is the only likable caps player

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for me, its getting pucks deep

Literally Reddi: the goalie

Based and bingbingpilled

For me it's Shannon............Szabados

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She looks like she wants to beat my cock into a fine powder.. nicee

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*fat wife brapps moistly in the distance*

I don't know why this is so troubling to me

> ywn be as chad as marky mark

Because it's only a preview of Gary's end game
t. hacked the 20 year plan

Meant for

>Manley
>faggy northern accent
>chad

Nah hes a bitch

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t. sunbelt cuckold

Your opinions are not valid here sunbelter
Maybe try the college niggercollide general

hey remember when he blinded that gook?

One time I went to Canada. Everyone smelled like pickles and there were people waiting in line to be circumcised at Burger King.

oh I know her, wasn't she in a documentary about a mixed professional team of the lower leagues?

came here to post this.

BING BING WAHOO

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this guy is amazing, how does he come up with such wittiness?

Is the 2019 up already?

youtube.com/watch?v=dwDpSKDyKRU

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been out of the Yea Forums loop all through last year. how has /hoc/ dealt with the tampa domination and is japan still here

>he isn't secure enough to drink froo froo drinks
Sad

Is that mark walberg?

get on his level

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I just know she played in a men's pro league in the States. Not sure about any official mixed league talk

???

>19:30 bedtime
haha what a nerd

Came here to post this

Got an absolute crackerjack of a post saved up about how horrible Canada is. I'll tease it over the next 200 posts.

>Canada and US aren't best fri-

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based

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Carolina is gay and bad at hockey.

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Las Vegas is straight and very good at hockey

Carolina is not gay, and is actually quite good at hockey.

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Holy fuck how would that not be GI? Flames fans are retarded.

very based and very very true

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Matt Cullen, McMeme and the Final Solution on today’s Chiclets

Wtf is that schedule real?

>your teammates will never buy you shit just for playing hockey

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1500 games playa

No it just keeps getting reposted here for the current schedule check NHL dot com

:^)

Just dropped a greasy Alberta. Had to do a courtesy flush because the office shitter is out of spray.

dallas @ vegas tonight 7pm

been waiting all week for this

Laughing SO HARD at Troy from Trawna

>Sabres
So much for the playoffs. Look at their 10 win streak, it was all in overtime or by one goal.

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We won this game but VGK games are where people go for the Medieval Times shows and in the intermissions there is some ice hockey. The refs prevented a legit goal and missed 4 penalties against us without batting an eye.

I also found it funny how you could tell who the real fans in the seats were because they had Flames jerseys on. A joke team full of bandwagon fans with Bettman and his goons doing everything possible to pretend Vegas hockey is Sports Entertainment and branding it like the WWE.

Laughing SO HARD at Biff from Buffalo

NO ONE CARES
NO ONE CARES
And
NO

any other queries?

Watching a game in Vegas is exactly what you would expect. It’s a damn circus not a show or a game. Fleury flopping around like a clown, reaves skating around like a big dumb idiot and fans that seem to have no idea what they’re cheering for. The expansion teams always need all the help they can get and the nhl knows this. Questionable calls and plays will always go their way

I invented reddit posting.

I invented Canada. Someone saw me shitting in public and decided to take that same essence and turn it into a country

>american shitting in public
not surprising

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Laughing SO HARD at Sanjay from Surrey

For me it's Rebecca Johnston

Shitting in public is alpha. Having pictures of people shitting in public is not.

>americans
>people
two different things

how do i get a hockey wife?

I had a wife once I can’t recommend it

One time I went to Canada. There were stray dogs everywhere and people were bleeding out from dog bites. The whole place smelled like dog shit and not in a good way.

Once again, the officiating was beyond bad.

Other than Johnny's no-goal, the top line was largely invisible, and both our PP units sucked donkey dick again.

I hate losing to inferior teams.

Edit: Oh, and MAF should've been tossed for baiting Rittich to cross center and fight.

>visiting manitoba

hockey girls are either dykes or attention whores sadly

fleury is based and elite

please refrain from redditposting until the playoffs

One time I went to Canada. It was AWFUL.

for me, its false flagging as a flames or leafs fan

DO post >rags
>rags

>tfw your hockey waifu is straight but you only find that out by seeing pictures of her with a guy that isn't you

Me, I rather like Canada. BC at least.

>tf
>tp

I can see you are not a 5/5, as such you must leave

Any webms from last nights game?

Dallas at Vegas 7:00 pm

>not having a cottage in Muskoka

One time I went to muskoka. Everyone kept getting hit with stray bullets and there was loud rap music playing.

>cottage
Cringe it's called a cabin you fucking northern retards

lmao what is a sunbelter even doing in this thread, he can't even skate

He's got every right to be angry. That disallowed goal was the softest call I've ever seen in my entire time watching hockey.

Fluery moved to the very edge of the crease, caught his stick under Tkachuk (out of the crease) who had no intention of making contact whatsoever, saved a goal, then somersaulted in desperation to try and save the rebound. Boggles my mind that they watched that replay for like 4 minutes and came to that conclusion.

theres a difference you inbred retarded cantskate

Minnesota tourney
prep45.com/
White Bear Lake (21-4-1) vs Blaine (22-2-2)

Fuck off, faggot.

I never understood people who get worked up over close calls. Oiler retards wouldn't shut the fuck up about nurse pinning Kesler on their goaler

Oh really? I'm the one who posted this Post yours BITCH

ooooh he mad

cantskates OUT

As if this place wasn't enough of an FBI honeypot in the first place

imagine not liking hockey

whats the final solution to the cantskate question /hoc/?

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Curling on

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we bully them until they kill themselves

Who else /LakeJoseph/ here?

This is why you don't have friends FYI

That's what I thought you sunbelt boberry BITCH

that could take ages

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Not nearly as much as I did before I got my vape pen

I bet not even curlers watch their replays

is a curling a athlete?

>Russia banned from Olympics for doping
>create OAR to let clean athletes compete
>strict screening
>Russian gets caught doping during the games
>has to return medal
>it's a fucking curler

no one gives a fuck about your dads cottage you filthy ingrate

Who need friends when you have hoc?

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How do I learn to skate?

>don't play again til Saturday
GAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>don't cheat in the shootout again til saturday
fixed

But >we did nothing wrong in those shootouts

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ya ok sure bud

Stay mad faggot

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You can always watch the Wild get rekt again by Tampa Bay

S E E T H I N G

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Maybe dubnyk is just shit?

1. find a rink
2. rent skates
3. skate
4. skate more
5. now try to skate backwards

>predditor posting

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>tfw in a little over a year from now I'll be getting a thousand bucks a month from President Yang

>skate backwards
What am I, some cuck dman?

I thought I didn't know how to skate but I laced them up and stepped on the ice and it was natural, like walking or breathing, due to my canadian genetics. I feel very solemn for those who do not have this

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>only defensemen skate backwards
?

Go find a pond. If you see ice on it, put your skates on and immediately skate out to the center of the pond. If you break through into the cold water, your skating problems end forever.

its not hard to skate if you aren't a complete potato retard with no balance
being really good at it is different tho

It's a meme you dip

me too
imagine not being able to skate

>fuggs dogs
>eats poutine
>says "eh" a lot
leaf genetics

I've never played hockey in my life but I have jumped off of several boats

If I saw someone at the rink struggling to skate that was a child, I would constantly push them over and laugh at their inability to do anything about it

what are you doing touching peoples kids

you cant skate

youtube.com/watch?v=7ztqqjIOfHE
based

no you wouldn't

>cantskates can't make an actual argument
Shocking

I've never jumped off of a boat but I have played several hockey

hell i used to be me

I meant wasn't a child. I'll see myself out now

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So is hockey where you live

Post your skates faggots

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don't go on reddit and then act surprised to see retarded posts

the GI call was unfortunate but I'm not that mad about it. I'm more mad that the team didn't capitalize on their scoring opportunities.

I'm excited to see the flames play vegas again on sunday, it should be a good rematch

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I used to jump off boats here when I was a lad. Good times.

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>no timestamp

you guys will probably embarrass >us. they always play like shit on back to backs.

It's okay Minnesota will welcome you with open arms

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

I don't keep my skates in my back pocket you faggot some of us have jobs

BLAINE SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSS

>he doesn't carry skates in case an impromptu game of shinny breaks out

ok cantskate

I wish I had sauna boat

youtube.com/watch?v=2POU9dyWaoQ

I'm not so sure, the Knights seemed to get into the Flames heads at the end. If Fleury plays as well as he did last night it could be the same outcome

I don’t know who’s worse? Preds or mild fans

based.
one goes through kemijoki and by our summer möck

Mild fans at least know something about hockey and can probably skate

spring time sucks because they close the outdoor rink.

better have a building permit for that 'building'

t. government

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also we don't post anime

Toronto?

redpill me on finnish building codes

>Russia banned from Olympics for doping

kek, nice propaganda, did you already forget the NHL didn't allow the players to join an international tournament?

The real rivalry is based best coast bros vs eternally seething least coasters

>it's already spring where he lives
Sunbelt

BLAINE SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSS
WBL getting BTFO
>it was 0-0

Retard, did you forget there are other events in the Olympics?

Q: how do you starve grease?
A: hide his food stamps under his work boots.

imagine trading Ryan Donato
youtube.com/watch?v=sYAooBUL07I

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I like caniacs

I just said spring time sucks I didn't say it was spring yet

>arguing about good goals
no thx goy

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delete this

Only relevant worst coast city is LA

i'll never forgive gary for nashville to be honest lads

i'll never forgive gary for dallas to be honest lads

jumping off boats is lame. cliff jumping is way more fun

retard, did you forget the u.s. threatened to pull their team if they were subjected to dope testing?

I expect no replies

god daymn, I'm glad I've found this excellent donut shop and now I have excellent gefillte donuts

>eternally seething

we don't want to injure our players over some meme tournament, dumbass. that's why the nhl doesn't want its players to participate

BLAINE SCARRRRRRRRSSSSSSS
WBL GETTING BULLIED

im a hockey fan second because my first love is parkour

I’ll never forgive gary for hiroshima and nagasaki desu

What does that have to do with the fact that all Russian athletes were banned from competing under the Russian flag?

he's right tho

My gay cousin is really into that

>not honor killing gay family members

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BLAINE SCAAARRRSSSS
4-0

If you relegated teams and put all players on 2-way contracts, it could work.

The relegated teams would have to lower ticket prices and some of their top players would demand trades so they could make the big money. The relegated teams would thus take on high paid players who would immediately take on a salary cut. They'd also get top prospects and draft picks in those trades and start their rebuild that way.

It'd be an original 6 of relegated teams every year, playing only each other and select AHL teams. Next season, they'd be back in the NHL, and if they go unrelegated that season, they get to dump their bad contracts on the relegated teams, and sign available free agents.

The NHLPA will squawk. Their members will be careful about signing longterm contracts because it could leave them in the lurch if their team gets relegated. They'd be inclined to sign shortterm contracts so we'd have a pay for performance situation and fewer dead contracts.

WBL SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRSS

>people over the age of 30 post here
dont you have lives lmfao

i shitpost while wagecucking and it will happen to you

that the IOC is just a u.s. bitch.

>defending Gary

Yep

jokerit is finnish'd

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It's not my job to educate communist retards, but their system of cheating was widely documented by people other than the IOC or America.

ioc is fucked and so is gary
greece is right

>doping in mixed doubles curling

>you
>being able to educate yourself, let alone others

thanks for the laugh mate

this

SEETHING

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Good. I hope Marjamäki gets sacked and oilers hire him.

Not an argument

>On 18 February 2018, it was reported that bronze medallist Alexander Krushelnitskiy of the Olympic Athletes from Russia team had failed a drug test and was awaiting a test of the B sample.[3][4] After the testing of the B sample, the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) confirmed that they were instituting formal proceedings[5]; three days later, CAS disqualified the Olympic Athletes from Russia team and stripped them of the bronze medal, which was reawarded to the Norwegian team.[6]

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you know that wouldn't happen if the NHL didn't dictatorially banned olympic participation. The finals would also probably be u.s. against canada.

not an argument

>he

>u.s against canada
>u.s making it to the final

will grease ever have an olympic sized ice rink?

will usa ever make a good post?

not an argument

will grease ever have an olympic quality post?

G*rms have some aesthetic uniforms

will canada ever stop seething

BLOWNA
THE FUCK OUTTA

WBL SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>it was 4-0

Reminder Germany low key has the best sweaters

End of thread reminder that walrus

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end of thread reminder that usa and canada are allies and best friends until forever

fuck canada.

i fell asleep early last night and didnt watch the documentary yet

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answer the question dork

GREASE B T F O

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I was so busy today, that I forgot about it too

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I got guns in my head and they won’t go
I got spirits in my head and they won’t go

*epic brofist*

Fuck you sunbelt shitter

It was breddy gud. I watched it during the intermissions last night.

Found an empty room, locked the door shut.
Party raged on, you could only hear the bass thump.
With two empty cups, my heart it all came pouring out.
You're white russian, just let me be your boy scout.
And when I'm gone do you think about me.
Since you came back, I see things differently.
And this love, came so easily.
We were talking in the dark,
But its so clear to me,
I adore you.
Cuz you dont care where I came from.
Just kiss me, in the dark while my lips are numb.
And I love, every inch of you and then some, and then some, and then some.

did you learn any facts

i learned your mom is a walrus

>rags

rude

arf arf :^)

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Business idea: fresh thread

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>posting another man's skate
a new low for sunbelters