/nba/ - LeGOAT Edition

DET: Andre Drummond dominates in victory vs. KAT
WAS: Bradley Beal drops 30 in win over Mavericks
MIA: Kelly Olynyk hits 8-of-14 FGs w/ five triples
MIA: Hassan Whiteside gets 18 & 15 w/ four blocks
CHA: Frank Kaminsky erupts late, scores 20 points
LAK: Brandon Ingram will not play on Wednesday
NO: Jahlil Okafor (ankle) available to play Weds
ATL: Dewayne Dedmon (knee) out Wednesday vs. SAS
ATL: John Collins (illness) will start vs. Spurs
BOS: Kyrie Irving (thigh) will not play Wednesday

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You can only reply to this post if your team has the best record in the league AND got swept by the Suns.
Like my Buckshits. :^D

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Tatum sucks.

Never drafting him in fantasy again.

Will MJ be in attendance tonight?

Fake goat

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>thread splitting
yeah... guess i'll see nixxas on discord

lebron 1st time in cleveland: based as fuck, future GOAT

lebron in miami: the villain the NBA needed, the arc was kino as fuck going from loser choker to back to back champ with GOAT playoff performances

2nd time in cleveland: 1st finals was based as fuck, almost won finals MVP despite losing. beat 73-9 warriors, but then lost back to back and could never really compete

lakers: please retire you fucking faggot

for me it's zach lavine

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FUCK YOU KAWHI
FUCK YOU TATUM
FUCK YOU OPJ
FUCK YOU DRAYMOND

let's go lakies'

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Never forget that a 73 win team couldn't stop LeBron and Kyrie when up 3-1 in the finals. They legit had to add the second best player in the league to compete with LeBron. Jordan never had to deal with an era of player entitlement like Bron has.

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Bulls better fucking win

is he gonna sit after getting 13 or stay on and get btfo by the nuggets

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He looks so much more elite with a headband.

>Play like shit for first 3/4ths of season
>play like all star last 1/4th of season
what is this strategy called?

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>you will never see this in a Celtics uniform

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What happens if this pointless undercard match goes into overtime?

Bulls and Suns each need a PG to keep them consistent

getting that wiggins money

It's called missing the playoffs and putting up padded stats in garbage time

Good stats bad team

Aka
>The 2017-2018 lakers

suns or knicks?

Ben Simmons always turns it over in crunch time

So, /nba/, what other nigga in my Bulls is worth looking at beside LeVine?

Lauri Markennen

>padded stats
i'm sorry but that's not a realistic description of brandon ingram's recent performances. if his teammates (with the exception of lebron) were playing as well as him then there wouldn't be any issues

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Coasting, but coasting for too long like a retard

OPJ

Wakanda Carter Jr

"LeGOAT"

How can you be a GOAT with a championship record of 3-6? Lmao?

Theres like 45 players with better all time stats and more championships than LeMeme, he aint even as good as Kobe

I better not see Jimmy Butler be the leading scorer ever again

god I want to fuck doris burke...

Is there any serious reason why the bulls keep trying to win games?

Lecuck beat the warriors cause (((they))) suspended green

>lebron james
>goat

kys OP

LAVINE REDEEMED

Lets get it Kong’s!

can't believe minny traded Lavine instead of Wiggins

>lebum

LAVINEEEEEEEEEE

Ben Simmons 3 to win the game!

This

Simmons needs to stop fucking turning it over. He's 4th in turnovers. Probably the only thing he ranks well in.

scott's low bbiq shows up again

jimmy butler mad 76ers aren't gonna max him

What has happened to NBA? White bois Lavine and Markkanen are dunking on Philly.

Take the D, 70cuckers

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Both Jimmy Butler a Lavinee are more clutch than LeBum.

Trans lives matter

Jimmy Butler is a bitch.

Lavine the GOD. Bulls will be champion next year screencap this

holy shit the reffing was abhorrent in that game

WE BACK BOYS

What is the issue with this Bulls game again?

Bruh you drafted Fantasy busts. None of those players but up good stats (except Kawhi but he chose to sit out half the season which tanked his fantasy numbers)

sixers suck. fire brett. trade everyone

Hayward back to being a bitch!

Refs got the call from silver

bros were gonna miss lebron passing mj because of this shit game

the clock started too early if lopez didn't touch it on the way.

If the Sixers win...

REFBALL

BULLS
SHIT

do the bulls still hate their coach?

Gosh the nba wants to go down to every little inch of a detail during replays but not willing to invest in high speed cameras. What a fucking waste of everyones time

What the flying fuck is going on in Chicago

MEME GAME ON THE MENU LADS

Giant elephant in the room for philly; Simmon's lategame decision making is atrocious. That combined with his poor FT shooting is a recipe for choking away games. I almost lost it when he decided to push the ball fast with less than a min left, up by 2, only to turn it over

This is a playoff game for the Celtics because they have the Kings draft pick lol

There is seriously no way they could have seen that from the replay.

>muh buzzer went off too early as the ball was picked off by the opposing team

DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO

A fix basically

fuck knickers(bockers)

LMAO Butler choked

Jimmy Chokeler

Refs plan for 70shitters to lose twice kek

>le edgy headband man

Glad he fucked that up

>no Ingram
>no Kuzma

based shot clock guy

LeBrick

What a joke. So much time wasted for that shit

What if Lebron chokes and scores 11 pts tonight.

Holy shit lebron looks so washed.

HAHAHAHAHA LEBRICK

Lelbum is out of the league within 3 years

washed af

How the hell is Lebron so terrible at FT?

Lebron is going to score 11 points tonight.

>LEBRICK

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Wrong. He will pass Wilt guaranteed.

LeShit is legit statpadding it right now while the lakers tank lmaooo

this is so blatant

Trae Young is playing like a superstar post all star game. I think Dallas fucked up

He's gonna force the issue, get his points, and milk any hard contact.

>cant shoot FT
>GOAT

The steroids make him too strong. He lacks the fine motor control.

>LeBron is at it again tonight, missing his first FOUR free throws. How can anyone consider such a poor free-throw shooter, especially in the late-game clutch, the GOAT???

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP

FTs are 100% mental

I hope IT crosses Lebron over and breaks his tibia in half and it gets infected and Lebron dies so he nevers surpasses MJ...

LeBallsack legit wants to get his 12 points and dip. He doesn't give a fuck about winning this game.

Told you guys it would be a celtics raptors ecf

every game of every week of every year reffing will progressively shittier and fixing will become more obvious and fining for criticizing refs will become a harsher fine and theres nothing you guys can do about it lol

Why is MJ considered better than Kareem?

get max value from junk come trade time

>literally passing the goat shooting guard in points tonight as a small forward while also top 10 in assists

nike

Kareem triggered white people with his black power shit

Because David Stern needed a star for his league and memed the shit out of MJ

>3-6

Imagine picking MJs number because you suck his dick so hard but can't even win 6 championships

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Bill Russell>LBJ>Kobe>Kareem>Bird>MJ>Magic

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LeShart is chucking away the game lmao

Not a media darling. It wasn't until years after his retirement that he started to be more personable. Half the game of legacy is to not be on the media's shitlist.

So this game ends as soon as Lebron surpassed MJ with confetti falling doesn't it? Automatic W to the Lakers record

>statpadding in the east all your life
>catching up to a guy who retired 3 years at his peak
>3-6
>cant shoot FT
Its gonna be a yikes from me dawg

Nuggies gonna win by 15

Dubs confirm

Is Lebron at the point where he can't just gorilla ball his way to the basket every possession? Seems like he's just taking contested jumpshots these days.

LeFlaccid sucks

Experts widely recognize Russell would be below avg in today's league

LAVINE > BUTLER

AGAIN

Is that Ben's sister?

>lecrap

Cant wait until LeBron passes Jordan and my lakeys get the spiritual win

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11 rings. Shut the fuck up.

>L36ron
>LeAirball
>LeBaby
>LeBald
>LeBandAid
>LeBench
>LeBeta
>LeBitch
>LeBlocked
>LeBoner
>LeBooty
>LeBrick
>LeBroken
>LeBronto
>LeBronze
>LeBrown
>LeBTFO
>LeBum
>LeChimp
>LeChoke
>LeChuck
>LeCockroach
>LeCrab
>LeCramp
>LeCuck
>LeDecline
>LeDick
>LeDiva
>LeDumb
>LeFail
>LeFlop
>LeFraid
>LeFraud
>LeGiveup
>LeGM
>LeGone
>LeHairline
>LeJUST
>LelBron
>LeMiss
>LeNodad
>LePoop
>LeQueen
>LeQuit
>LeRefball
>LeRest
>LeRoid
>LeSit
>LeShit
>LeShook
>LeSlip
>LeSoy
>LeStatpad
>LeTears
>LeTired
>LeTrash
>LeTravel
>LeTurnover
>LeWhine
>LeXposed
>LeXcuse

This is going to be brutal isn't it?

>LeShart
made me laugh. thanks user

HOLY SHIT THEY GETTING BLOWN OUT BY DENVER HAHAAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

SAVE US LONZ0

he literally cannot run and drive because he broke his groin, the thing that attaches his legs together. his career is fucking over. he'll call it quits next season.

BTFO

please tell me that this is the last time we have to see the lakers get embarrassed on national tv

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Denver is good retard, not excusing the Lakers tho

He literally played against part timers. Not kidding. I believe one guy was like a dentist unironically.

Not sure if Kangz is good or Celshits being Celshits

>LeCrap
>LeDone
>LeMeme

Not defending LeBron but this Lakers squad is fucking trash

One guy used to be my grandfather's elementary school bus driver

LeBron is the most polarizing athlete ever.

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Lebron gonna fake an injury after passing MJ.

Imagine if the Lakers had the Nuggets squad

Denver's literally going to win the chip this year

What's the deal with the hong kong fooey headbands trend?

This was before he got injured.

LOL

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Imagine "surpassing" MJ in a blowout lmaooo

Trips and the Lelkers will make the playoffs AND THEN beast GSW in first round

imagine missing a dunk on national television

>lefraud cockmonglers crawl out of the woodwork to watch him statpad a meaningless record while he continues to do fuck all for the lakers

What is the point of being a top scorer in the league history if you are recognized as a loser?

imagine not eating taco bell snake fries

Fuck Michigan

Imagine playing imagination in your brain like this guy

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Imagine shit talking a teenager for falling just short of posterizing a world class athlete

Last time I checked LeBron has the most meaningful ring of all time, so how can he be a loser?

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>Lebron calls it quits next season
>The league won't allow him to medically retire like Bosh did and the Lakers will be forced to buy him out
>In this scenario the Lakers would have $37,436,858 in dead cap in 2019-20 and $16,044,386 in dead cap from the 2020-21 to 2024-25 seasons (third and fourth years of the contract stretched out to 5 years)

It is a typical "Kings don't fear nobody" episode combined with "Celtics played down to their competition while on a back-to-back"

Lebron should have went to Bulls to be honest.

>lakers

IT's revenge

Well I got put in my place.

The Kings are good and young

He lost speed so his run from half court doesn't work, and if he doesn't do that he can't get by anyone.

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LAKERS GETTING
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

They couldn't have picked a worse name, no one wants to associate your food with snake meat

youtube.com/watch?v=HiW4pstnWyE

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ISAIAH THOMAS ABSOLUTELY SHITTING ON LEBRONS LEGACY RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAH

BRING OUT THE BRINKS TRUCK

Daily reminder that Lavar was unironically right about everything and the Lakers can't win without Lonzo.

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This is ridiculous.

When Lebron passes MJ he will be down 25 pts shooting 20% on the night
>tough scene

Lakers have been checked out for a month now.

Houston. So they would have the same roster as now, just minus Eric Gordon. And maybe a few million less for CP3 and Capela.

WHAT IS RONDO DOING?????

who the actual fuck are these scrubs on the lakers floor right now

They can't win with him either. That's why he's gonna be traded for Anthony Davis.

Ook ook eek eek white women banana *sucks teeth* ayo when the govmint cheddar gettin in Namsayn need to put some gold in muh baby girls ear

>Getting a 43 piece dropped on you in 1 quarter

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>he's not a snake eater

we've had the worst injury luck of any team in nba history. it's ridiculous

>lestat
>rondope
>lelkers

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What more do you want you fucking retards? They're playing a back to back with no Kyrie

>1st quarter, 43 points

they were the best team in the league when lonzo was playing with lebron

Dang that was a good first half

>end of first quarter

Oh

Hey thanks for the ring bron but I hope you never win shit in LA. Should have saved your image and spent your last 4 years in a franchise that actually likes you.

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Jesus Lebron is jacked. There's no way it's beneficial to be that jacked in basketball. Loses too much speed.

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MAX MY BLACK ASS WHITE BOI

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None of the points LeBum scores should count for the remainder of the season. Its the most obvious shameless statpadding.

tfw no babby girl to put gold in's ear

Imagine not believing in THESE DIGITS

your lucky he even came back you mong

For anyone that's been bold enough to try, are they any good?

The NBA reg season has always been about stat padding kiddo

mortiz wagner is getting minutes. that tells you all you need to know about this team of bums magic assembled to help the goat

Yea and I'm thankful for it. But we gave him a better team then he could have ever dreamt of building with a rapidly aging Dwyane Wade.

In 1993, there was an advantage. No more in this gossimer F1 car league.

>flag
Quit pretending to be black, Chang

the difference between the gsw game when lonzo got hurt and now is ridiculous. 100% different team

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Have you had Taco Bell's potatoes at some point? The fries are just that, just, you know, in fry form. It's not particularly spicy at all.

based (knows how trash the fakers are) but bluepilled (thinks lecrab is the goat)

LEBRON WAS SO MAD THEY DIDNT PASS IT BACK TO HIM DURING THE 3 ON 1 LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There is no way in fucking hell D'Angelo should have been traded

I agree , it’s a dumb name, why not name them the jalapeño steak nacho fries? But it’s Taco Bell so they are always coming up with stupid names for shit. Haven’t tried them yet, I like the fries though

lmfao they haven't made it since 2013 too.

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Lmao LeBron is heated Mo Wagner didn't throw the lob for him. At least he didn't punch him in the face like MJ did with Steve Kerr

but they play better and win more without Kyrie!!!

who the fuck is this caruso scrub jesus christ. worse than the fat white guys at the Y

lol I noticed that. He had his hands up.

>This statpadding is worse than Westbrook's.

lmao IT took out a ref.

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LOL all Lebron has done is shoot bad threes he's so done

>this Lil fella is finally getting revenge on Lebron and Rondo at the same time

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Lebron is taking shitty shots and passing up good ones wtf?

IT needs to buy in, he could be a great 6 man but the nuggets have no need for iso guys

>IT out rebounding these lakers
holyshit just get your milestone so i can turn this garbage off

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHO ARE THESE WHITE GUYS HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA FUCKING SCRUBS HOLY SHIT WTF IS THAT AIRBALL

Is this happening in Staples?
So if anyone's in the game and the Lakers are still down big, can someone start a "Kobe's Better" chant?

youtube.com/watch?v=t5XNWFw5HVw

Until next time, my Lakies

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you're embarrassing us mo

>Not having an ELITE unathletic white guy on your team

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>lelkers getting dabbed on again
AHAHAHAHA

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Brainlet

Why did the Lakers trade D'Angelo Russell?

Is it time for the league to step in and do something regarding the lakers "organization"?

Quads confirm Kobe > LeBitch
#mambamentality
No amount of stats can protect your soft ass
Space Jam 2 will suck deal with it zoomers

Is this game a representation of Lelbrons whole career? Passes Jordan but gets blown out by 30.

Lebron can't giga nigga his way to the rim anymore.

ya know he just didn't have that "it." Now lonzo ball, that's a winner

i found the secret.lebron likes to surround himself with absolute scrubs to make himself look better

Why do the Lakers think they're the only team that's had injuries?

Just give Lebron and let him have his fucking points. He needs to hit the studio.

>Getting balled on by the Nuggets literally who bench players

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will they stop the game and suck Lebron's dick after he passes MJ?

>lebron literally sitting under the basket waiting for passes
LMAO

LMAO refs didn't give continuation because they knew Lebron would brick the FT

because Bronsexuals are the best defensive team OF ALL TIME.

shut up bitch, he deserves this

LeGM will probably have Kuzma/Ball/Ingram fake injuries for the rest of the year to give him an excuse for missing the playoffs.

He dominated the game just as much but was like 9 inches shorter. No one Jordan's size dominated the way he did.

Nuggets are back to form tonight, that or the Lakers are TRAAAASH

get this. magic didn't think he was leadership material

this guy unironically good, needs to work on his D though

Hate the cockshits but not gonna lie these state farm commercials are cute :^)

After he raged getting shut down lmao
so true

The sad thing is this is probably true

book has 41 lads

>goat
>currently getting assraped
does it matter how many times lefraud gets exposed or will people still ride his baby dick no matter what?

see

lakies getting zion

He has no help unironically

inb4 career ending injury

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Lebron, Ingram, and Lonzo have only played like 13 games together name me another team where your three best players play that amount of games together

>Kobe
>ahead of Jordan

Stopped reading there.
Kobe is literally just a cheap copy of Jordan, who is worst in almost every way.

Jordan is still the greatest because he has better offensive efficiency and way less turnovers

>just off of losing to 4 straight lottery teams

>anything but trash

Retard

To get rid of the ridiculous $60million Mozgov contract so they can sign free agents. Chances are the Lakers wouldn t have signed LeBron if they still had Deng and Mozgov.

>le score a lot on a lot of attempts because your team cant score man
why do people still fall for this?

Can they use real in-game footage for Space Jam 2? The Lakers play like their skills were already stolen by the MonStars.

>mfw lakerfags tried to tell me that this was a good core

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would never see MJ celebrate an arbitrary personal victory like beating another player in total points despite needing hundred more games while his team gets blown the fuck out
thats why MJs the goat and has so many more championships, mvps, finals mvps, all defensive first teams, scoring titles and a dpoy

Lebron should really just come to terms with fiasco that is this first year and just have fun.

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Stop

>none of them are playing.
>Lebron tried to ship them all out for AD
>be surprised why they're all demoralized
LeGM destroyed this team.

>karl malone with that many points

what a wasted career jesus christ

Had IT played in Jordan's era would MJ have called him a fucking midget and told him to shoot it?

kek based jokic

JOKIC LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lebron hasn't been the same since tearing his ballsack on christmas, and his teammates feel betrayed because of the Davis fiasco

>none of them playing

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Man these Lakers suck.

THEYRE FUCKIN DOWN 18

Remember when they said they didn't need 3pt shooting because Kuzma?

Kuzma is shooting 32% from 3 on a shit ton of volume.


Lonzo is shooting 40% from the FT line

Ingram has the worse net rtg and WS of the team all in the negatives.

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>Jokic dabbed on Rondo

They still have to get the NBA's permission. And the NBA hasn't dealt with WB in a long time. If WB is willing to pay, they can use it.

hes 14/23 you queerlord.

>mark jackson swallowing all that lebum load
he doesnt like to waste a drop

Truly a Joker.

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Caruso is so fucking bad LOL

this

>Passes Jordan with refbabby and 1

Poetry

Bron Bron and-1.

>the legend of Lebron continues

lmao ESPN is so obsessed

>stopping the game because he has the fourth most points

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is caruso just some random dude they picked off the street

yay no I can go sleep

ALL HAIL THE KING

My Lakies already won shut the game down!

After he got hurt with the Lakers (and Kobe's self destruction), his chance for a ring was finally over.

do you mind if I save that picture?

>Getting a free meme time out when you're getting BTFO

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You never explained how Lillard was better than Curry

>celebrating like crazy while down by 16
lmao lelkers

But Jordan was the original refbabby.

LeBron passing Jordan is like winning game 8 of the NBA finals for us Bronsexuals.

WE FUCKING DID IT BROS!! HAHAHAHA

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Lebron chose this trash team, it's not an excuse that his old ass can't carry them and is a team cancer.

Lillard is having a better season than Curry, this isn't even a debate.

rubbish

You have to send me 0.1 BTC

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>Needing to win game 8

LETS FUCKING GO

>You are witnessing greatness

No this guy is the "best player in the world" struggling to make the playoffs.

Lebron owned that big ass white boi

So this is the power of tryhard lebron...

Based Skeeeup finnna collect another few cases of diet mt dew from LeShannon

Good point Tbh.

LEGOD IS BACK HOLY FUUUUUUUCK

what a fucking egotistical fraud

>Lillard is having a better season than Curry, this isn't even a debate.

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Congratz to the Lakers legend Lebron.

every other team works through their injuries

lakers just bitch about it and pretend no other team has dealt with them

also
>lonzo a top 3 player even on this shitty laker team

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i love this "lebron is cancer" retardation. kyrie leaving him was one of the only pieces of evidence that you people had, and that has been hilariously trashed since the argument was made

>but muh 3-6 rings

Lol You guys prefer Lebron goes to the Warriors or an already stacked team?

Doesn't tonight just prove that MJ was a meme?

Well? Are you just going to post stupid pictures or prove me wrong?

Also the west isnt the east. Lebron was able to coast his entire career in a shitty conference. I assume he thought he could do it in the west....but nope.

why is caruso still fucking in

you're supposed to say "fucking saved" like I said to myself

No, it proves the NBA is a scoring meme that has cricket tier scores now.

LeRedditors on suicide watch ITT

LeBron*

"do what theysay you can't" niggers

>Lelbron colluding with his company to get AD while telling the Pelicans the whole team was tradeable
>not cancer

Anyone else think LeBron should've taken Based Cowherd's advice and taken a year off from basketball? Let the Warriors finish their run, let Bombston complete their implode, let the Lakers grow. He would've had much better options and teams to choose from while taking a year to get his le mogul urges out of the way

MJ had a nice run, but he took 3 year breaks in between his reign of dominance and didn't have the bodily exhaustion and fatigue that Lebron does from carrying sorry ass teams for years.

No stars currently want to play with him. What happens in the offseason if the Lakers don't land a single star player?

it's an exceptional list of injuries to major players. like said just look at how many games the original starting line-up has played together, stupid

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how so? he scored the same points as lebron but he needed less shots and free throws to archive that, and by a long shot

also, mj retired twice, the first in the middle of his peak

will they give lebron a printed ceremony award now?

Prove yourself right

>Gets every coach fired
>Spolstra only kept because Pat Riley put LeBron in his place
>Forces teams to sign his old as friends thsn young talent

Sounds like it to me

...

>3/5 of top scorers are Lakers
DAMN the haters are out in force tonight.

lmao who gave that announcer with a lisp his job?
"congrathulathuns lebron jameth on 30 thouthand"
i'm fucking dying

are they going to turn on the magnets for curry in the playoffs? Or are people getting suspicious now

The lakers need Jesus to save them from this degeneracy

>less shots
LeBron has 1000 less shots than MJ does moron

That's becuase Jordan was a pure scorer while lebron is much more versatile.

Kobe already passed Jordan in points and has 5 rings

Kobe>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LeFakeCryWhileYourTeamIsDown20

would prefer him going to almost championship contending team and allowing himself to be coached. Instead he's wasting one of his last few "high caliber" years for fucking nothing. I hate seeing talent wasted in sports

LeDrama Queen

Amazing how good LeBron is when he has an INDIVIDUAL achievement on the line

I fully expect him to drop 50 tonight because he knows that now is opportunity to save face in the media

L36ron stat padding finally pays off

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Why is lebron crying?

LeBron would get BLACKED RAWed by MJ if they went head to head.

6-0 > 3-6

Are you just going to make dumb ass clown posts and embarrass yourself you pseud?

lecry

>Mark Jackson is #4 on all time assist list
That's pretty good actually

>all these pissed off MJ babbies who never watched him play

Admit it. You just hate LeBron because he dicked your favorite teams throughout his career.

>d'lo is leading a team that didn't have first round picks for years to the playoffs

>lebron is getting exposed

Wow, that's totally working out for them! What a great and strategic move.

Imagine if Jordan hadn’t gone retsrd twice.

LA is Sodom AND Gomorrah, my man. It needs columns of holy fire.

But how many rings without Shaq?

I hope they lose by 40.

hahahaha lebron got this now hes checked out for the rest of the season. based

>jordan was just an scorer

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Stop bullying lebron
Hes crying

LeLottery Team

>crying because he knows he's a fraud and his playoff/finals appearance streak is ending because he's finally playing in a no training wheels conference

pottery

>Getting rid of your best player to pass of a contract you put yourself into

It finally hit him he's on the Lakers.

How many without Wade and Bosh?

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Lebron has superb athletic ability but imagine having to be his teammate and deal with his ego..that's why no big stars want to play with him.

Revive Sherman. March to the Pacific, now.

>an scorer

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>Again he chose to get carried in Miami
>He chose to go back to Leaveland
>He chose to go to the Lakers

Stop the excuses

>staying up to watch non-playoff basketball

Lmao nah nigga im out

Did Magic Johnson purposefully build a bad roster so that the Lakers would lose and have a chance at a high lottery pick?

lebron already putting on his clothes. he outta here until garbage time to stat pad

>mfw someone says 'triple double' near me

Why do soibois love this meme stat so much?

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Lebron has played in almost 300 more games than Jordan. Jordan career average is higher letting you know he was a better scorer. The guy won 10 scoring titles in 14 seasons.
>one year he missed 70 games due to an injury

>another he only played in the final 15 games after retiring for 2 seasons

>the other two he was 39 and 40 years old playing for the Wizards


So basically Jordan lead the league every fucking season he played over 70 games in scoring. Lebron lead the league fucking once in scoring. Jordan was a vastly superior scorer.

Amazing that ESPN is not constantly pointing this out

Yea, he was also a gambler

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And an elite defender also a decent passer and rebounder for a SG. Dude averaged like 6 assists over his career while primarily being a scorer.

How do you think coaches feel? They can't draw any plays without Lebron being the MAN

>During that timeout, LeBron passed Michael B. Jordan.

>During that timeout, LeBron passed Michael B. Jordan.

>During that timeout, LeBron passed Michael B. Jordan.

>During that timeout, LeBron passed Michael B. Jordan.

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No, he did it so people would rank him higher than Lebron all-time.

This Tbh

Pussy nigga
8D chess to get 1% odds for a top 3 pick??? LMAOOOO lakeshit fans are literally methhead tier retarded

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>not pronouncing "scorer" as "escorer"

???

that was the definition of a charge

less rings too

>get utterly btfo by the nuggies
> b-but muh points tho

How many traps without Duhwhite?

No Magic doesn't know how to scout talent. Just because he's a great baller doesn't mean he should be making front office decisions

>yfw when lue returns

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My team is the Spurs so no, not really. Unless your favourite team is in the east you don't really need to worry.

Not if you are white

reminder that frogposters are autistic neckbeards.
my coworker is living proof

It used to mean something.

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>Stan Van Gundy "Lebron is better then Jordan"
3-6

Right because the last 7 lotto picks they had were used so well.

based

Americans like seeing big numbers. That's literally it.

nobody should take cowshits advice dude has been wrong on everything

youtube.com/watch?v=5qV4QBTxMqg

People who say this is retarded. Jordan averaged 1 less rebound a game than Lebron. And that being almost 3 inches shorter and 40lbs smaller. Jordan also averaged 6 assists per game...like one and a half less than Lebron. Jordan also was an elite defender who always played both sides of the ball.

You're still mad Westbrook buttfucked your franchise? Holy shit you're pathetic.

Greatness doesn't mean that you can score more in your sleep. Greatness means that you can become more than yourself in trying times. This is what bronsexuals fail to understand.

>Spurs
Haha, LeBitch

>Lillard is having a better season than Curry

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He's a shock jockey for brainlets

Anyone that listens to this guy knows jackshit about sports or life in general

It was always sort of a meme. Tons of guys missed averaging a trip doub by fractions of a point because it never mattered in the past.

Jordan never had to carry shitty teams.

it means that you're a well rounded productive player

Celtics made ECF without Kyrie and Hayward last year and didn't make excuses. Both are significantly more impactful than Lonzo, Bustgram, and whoever the fuck else

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>watching some videos of wilt and russell
>every opponent was skinnier, shorter... and white, in a time when only the post was relevant

Uh.....he is tho

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His teams were never shitty because they had him

>ducked Kobe in 2009 and 2010 because his GOAT status will be in jeopardy if he loses just once to the Lakers.
>jumped ship with Wade and Bosh >orchestrated the veto-ing of the Chris Paul Trade.

Go ahead keep posting these stupid reddit pictures. You're okyl okyl proving me right.

LeFraud

>LeNotenoughhelp

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They were because the Bulls are a povery franchise their entire existence until MJ went there and carried them to the first round every year from then on

blame LeGM

Lil' Yard >>> Mulatto chucking man

LeBrown Stains is the GOAT statpadder and little else. Making such a commotion over him passing Jordan while his team is getting blown the fuck out is embarrassing.

You haven't presented a single piece of evidence, because you know you're fucking retarded

say what you want about lebron, but the cp3 thing was all stern. He had a team to sell and he did his job

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>1998

I can't tell if Klatt is based or not. Hard to tell when arguing with a shockjock brainlet.

Based

Come on kings

for a reason stars don't want to play with lebron

I've seen him bitching about his teammates making mistakes too many times to count

Weak east

>not when Cleveland's front office was the biggest whiner of the group

because he put in the effort to build good team chemistry not bail and manufacture super teams that fall apart

>passes MJ
>losing by 16 on the play

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>he's having a better season than Curry while being worse at everything than Curry

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Twas merely a lure to get you to make that post.

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Can't wait for Pierce to shit all over LeBron at halftime

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Bruh before Pippen his next best player was a pre prime Charles Oakley. His series against the Jazz when Pippen couldn't stay in front of anyone or score due to injury was an absolute carry job by Jordan especially on offense, though credit to Rodman playing well.

his mock draft was so bad

When Jordan scored his 32296th point he also lost by 20

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Adams deserves better.

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>making fun of a loser
>posts picture of a loser
We've reached peak 4chanception

Based

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Try pulling up the 86 Bulls, the team that got swept by Bird's Celtics. If you can name more than 3 players on that team I would be shocked.

Gilbert owned a share in the pelicans by proxy, as did all the owners. He was just doing his due diligence making sure that highway robbery of a trade didn't go through

Just like lebron shat all over him and the celtshit organization

>doesn't try hard on defense
>doesn't really run up the court
>doesn't really try except in the playoffs

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Neither the Nuggets nor the Lakers have made the postseason since 2013.

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Gayward missed two free throws

Lebron will keep playing until he passes Kareem

>Lebron has no help!!!!!

Lebron ironically has played with more Hall of Fame talent than Jordan.

I unironically think highly of him because he saved based Plumlee.

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>effort to build team chemistry

Okay this is legit dumb. Jordan was known for having outbursts, punching his teammates, and being a whiny ape.

Any one of LeBron's ex teammates have nothing but good words to say about him. I personally have Jordan over Bron but LeBron is miles ahead of Jordan when it comes to being the better person. Don't use this Lakers team as a knock on bron because none of these kids know how to work. They would rather go on Instagram rather than practice. LeBron is a known comradery guy.

Poverty franchise vs fall from grace franchise

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Let me know what string theory shit you cook up to explain how Lillard is having a better season than Curry

Seriously, we need to be aggressive but not make mistakes, Fox was going a little too hard and trying to do everything solo for a few possessions

they do not want to be a scapegoat if and when Lebron loses.

Lebron, for all his "greatness" does not want to face responsibility for his flaws. This is what separates him from both Mike and Kobe, both the latter were always accountable, even to the bitter end.

People do not understand. It's not how because of your god-given talent that you will be praised for greatness. It is how you stand up to adversity that you prove greatness.

It is when these bad times that your greatness is measured. You either will your team to the Playoffs, or die trying.

>billionaire international real estate mogul
>golf world legend
>TV star
>well known poonhound
>fucked around and became president
>some random aynon on Yea Forums thinks he's a loser

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He's definitely a good guy. Just a shame he's spending his career on such a bad team.

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Y I K E S
I
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Imagine running away from an online argument

>MFW this dumbass was wrong and muh Broncos drafted Chubb

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When people look back at this night in history, will they cut the score out of the images so no one remembers LeBron was washed up and losing by 16 by the time he finally played enough games to pass Jordan?

Give this man ownership of a team.

I like how you don't even watch the players you talk about.
Adams has been bad the last 3 months and the reason their defense fell off

Question: how can LeBron be a scapegoat when he's consistently the best player in every playoff game he has played? He is efficient, he shares the ball, and he rebounds the ball. He always makes the right play. He is the best player since Jordan. It seems players don't want to play with him because it's a huge responsibility to play alongside LeBron. Kyrie played this role perfectly and quit because he couldn't mentally handle it.

Attempting to diminish the legacy of true GOAT players is the only way Lebronsexuals can rationalize comparing him to the greats. They need to diminish the GOATs in order to bring them down to Lebron’s diminished level.

You’ll notice for example when people bring up Jordan they’ll talk about his accomplishments:
Clearly Michael is better. It's not even a close one. But let's go to the facts. Updated after Lebrons 14th season. Michael Jordan has
•3 more rings
•3 more final mvps
•1 more DPOY
•1 more season MVP
•9 more scoring titles
•3 more steals leader
•3 more all defensive team selections
•major points benchmarks attained in 100 less games/ bron moved past him in playoff points, took longer to do it.
•700 more steals
•Beat 20 50+ win teams in the playoffs (Lebron only defeated 10)
•Jordan never averaged less than 40%
•6/6 (never allowed a game 7)
•Never lost his spark!

...just a few examples. But then when faced with these facts, L3-6ron groupies will boast Lebron’s Greatness by saying well....

•Jordan had more help
•Jordan had Pippen
•Jordan had an easier road
•Jordan had an easier league
•Jordan was a gambling degenerate
•Jordan was a cocky Asshole

Notice how none of these arguments actually say anything to Lebron’s credit, but rather, attempt to slander the great MJ.

If Lebron fans had a true GOAT on there hands, they wouldn’t have to constantly try to distort history.

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imagine taking an online argument seriously

We shall see once Lebron retires what a lot of his teammates thought about him. Mind you none of Jordan's said anything bad about him until he retired. I guarantee his current Laker teammates don't care much for Lebron.

when you're a soft leader, sure teammates will love you, you're too lenient and they love you because they're being lazy ass groupies that rely on your talent, which in turn, boost lebron's ego.

Adams has been bad this year and not nearly as good as you think he is

ye he was upfront like an actual man not passive aggressive talking behind players backs and coaches backs like a bitch.
>Any one of LeBron's ex teammates have nothing but good words to say about him
because their careers would be ruined otherwise since lebum owns the media lol. running out on teams every few years isnt a good sign for team therapy you inbred fuck also lebrons been doing nothing but try to improve his celeb status this season hence why hes not conditioned to play both sides of the game and cant hit a freethrow to save his life

>Someone unironically typed all this shit out and used the bullet point unicode
I feel vicarious embarrassment.

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>not one (1) single sliver of a straw-grasping reality-distorting argument to explain how Lillard is having a better season than Curry
I'll be taking this W

Ultimately yes. Just like how people forgot about Jordan's time with the Wizards.

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Bill Cartwright, Pippen and... Horace Grant?

>right play is be passive agressive
>right play is tamper with your agent friend rich paul
>right play is throw your teammates under the bus when the trade you dreamed about dissolves into nothing.

*ahem*
fuck cuckherd

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Did Lebron just call Jordan the GOAT?

Kobe didn't act like this when he passed MJ in points

What a fucking drama queen lesbian

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You can't take all the credit and none of the blame. I mean this guy played with Wade, Allen, Bosh, Love and Irving and people constantly say he needs more help. The 8 straight times he's been to the finals, he wasn't playing with shifty players.

People are watching the shitty lakers instead of the celtics-kings? Plebs all of you

KEK Pip was not in that team.

I dont want to see boring ass spurs in the playoffs

dubs and leshit's career ends tonight

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>Christian Kirk at 8
I want what he's smoking.

Kobe just bullied all his teammates, forced his team into a max contract which ruined the organization, and raped a woman.

>AYYY GET THE CAMERA OVER HERE IMMA BOUTA FAKE CRY

>Jodan had an easier road

Ha!
The east was far stronger in Jordan's era. Btw, Dwade is fucking better than Scottie Pippen. Stop with this bullshit that Lebron never had any help.

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Imagine shitting up the board with retarded 80 iq zero substance posts that don't even make logical sense. I mean, I can't...

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browns should go for AB

They’ll probably check who the Lakers starters and bench for this game were :)

would Lebron's body with Kobe's mindset be the greatest player ever?

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He raped several women

Nope.
Nope.
Nope.

Try again.

>playing in the east
First time in the west and he misses the playoffs

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Got 5 chips over it, keep crying Bronsexual.

>Steelers would trade within the AFC
>Steelers would trade within the division

LeBron looks washed. Amazing he's still putting up great numbers.

kobr was a shaqbabby

>a

Vlade trading down to draft Giles was a low key genius move

Imagine closing the tab on an argument you started so you don't have to get decimated

SAY IT, /NBA/

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lmao based leaf bantz

I mean who has Lebron even had to beat in the east the past 6-7 years?

Bulls without Drose?
The Pacers with a young Paul George?
The fucking Raptors
The Hawks whose best player was Milsap?!
The east has been trash for a solid decade.

so would you if every team you played for ran their offense through you

michael jordan was a fucking pussy who took a 3 year break because he couldnt take the nba

LeQueen is a Raybaby, a Wadebaby, and Kyriebaby at the same time.

Wasn't he on the Wizards by then?

BABY

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he raped a lot of good teams if that's what you are saying. see as this guy is saying, idk if they trade within the division.

he got like 3 first rounders in that trade. No idea what portland was thinking

imagine taking an argument on the internet seriously

Which is why Jordan won more, his team mates wouldn't arrive in matching suits or any of that shit, before the games they'd all be off on their own doing their own thing, but due to the torture practices and relentless mocking and stuff like that feeding egos they'd go out there and destroy teams because they were tough as nails. Jordan got production from almost dead Robert Parish by being an absolute cunt to him day in day out.

The only team that was a god tier team that didn't operate like this was the 80s Celtics, they were all good people who loved competition. 80s Lakers were a drama hotspot that would win games and go out and party all night. They weren't talking to each other or best friends in the lockeroom either, Kareem used to sit by himself and not talk to anyone. Lakers in the early 2000s were a drama covered mess of a team that had transcendent players that didn't hang out but went out and got it done.

Even the Spurs are the resident no fun allowed team, a team generally free from drama and a bunch of dudes who no one has a bad word to say about (except barry to tony) but ruled with a system that doesn't tolerate bullshit or "fun". No one is coming to games in matching suits and they're essentially the borg in nba form.

Only vets don't give a shit about this sort of stuff, when THE Lebron James is in the lockeroom with a smile on his face saying he was going to help you out just ask him, but the next week you're in trade rumours he no doubt has a hand in, it fucks you up. Jordan being a cunt and straight telling you if you don't up your game you're getting traded, works better.

His father dying is a big percentage of that. Something that Lebronturds don't understand because their daddy had no daddy.

I thought everyone hear was just trolling and shitposting

wow the nuggets are really shitting on the Lakers. The Lakers with Lebron

Your face!

Nugs want to get back to form and the Lakers are mailing it in and thinking about May vacation.

Lebron's dad died too retard

He was actually suspended for PEDs and gambling

You should have been shot after birth

3 starters are injured

>Imagine shitting up the board
>with retarded 80 iq zero substance posts
>I mean, I can't...

youtube.com/watch?v=X6Rz0TSprFc

Compare this to LeBum's reaction

)':

lebron isn't going to the playoff lmao

true.

you are the dumbest motherfucker alive

>absolutely dominate the NBA for three years straight
>"I have nothing left to prove"
>25 years later some retard on Yea Forums says you "couldn't take the NBA"
just kill yourself, Canuck

Jordan bet on his own games. Can't have another Pete Rose situation so they killed his father and forced him to play baseball

NEW

Who says I wasn't.

mj was afraid of hakeem

Why is anyone taking a Canadian seriously

>wasnt getting blown out
>made freethrows
>doesnt fake cry
>thanks everyone

These young adults that do timeout shit at games like shoot out tee shirts or pump up the crowd are always an attractive female and a black man.

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dame dollar bodied the five fingers of death on sway in the morning
never seen curry do that
thank u, next

10 rings without a doubt

Exactly

LeBron is incapable of accepting his failures with grace which is why he will never be amongst the GOATs. He blames his teammates and aviods personal blame at all costs.

James at the end of the '15 finals whined about losing, going so far it made it not worth having the opportunity to win if one lost. He complained about a lack of talent--no praise for Mozgov who had a monster series or Thompson who had a monster series on the glass. No praise for JR Smith being the one player on the Cavs that went down fighting after he, himself waved the white flag. James is a great player, but there is more to being the best player than statistics.

Until recently Roger Federer was arguably the greatest Tennis player in history. Yet He has never made a comment remotely like what James has said after big losses. It is more than a lack of humility, it’s lack of spark, it is arrogance, pride, egoism and a whole lot of selfishness. James' comment in overriding his coach's play call ("Just give me the ball and get out of the way.") is indicative of his overall attitude. If your going to take on the weight of being the star player, coach and Manager of your team, you should be taking the responsibility for the L's too.


probably the worst leader in NBA history

>no spark
>no charisma
>abysmal clutch shooting
>le 'let someone else take the big shot' so I can take credit for the assist and my """"high Basketball IQ"""" if they make it, but avoid blame if they miss
>literally blames teammates for losses in post game press
>"after losing in the finals so many times, it almost doesn't feel worth it to make it here"
>"I'm the greatest player in the world"
...but...
>"We just ran out of talent"

This is why LeBronsexuals are so insufferable. how can you defend this sparkless shit?

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