What manager is required to unlock Messi?

What manager is required to unlock Messi?

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mourinho

wouldn't last a week at Barcelona

You can't it's too late already. His prime was wasted with Maradona who had a 17% win percentage before being allowed to manage Argentina. He then destroyed the team for his own benefit by not even using the Inter players who had just won the treble. He fucking called players like Jonas Gutierrez and Javier Pastore since they paid Maradona money. Imagine Messi gets to play with amazing players then has to go home to play with a guy playing in Newcastle with testicular cancer. Wasted years.

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simeone

That would be the worst possible choice. Look at what happened to someone like Lemar under Simeone. Messi would basically be a fullback

Messi himself

Levir Culpi

>brainlet level:
no manager can unlock messi

>normal level:
messi is already unlocked, the rest of the NT is really just that terrible

>enlightened level:
messi IS the manager

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mourinho would cuck him so hard. Messi wouldn’t last a day

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>cuck him
How? By being le based old man that hates every one? Mourinho would get fired after the first practice

Hola señor...I'm here to interview for the Argentina job!

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Messi would have him fired. Mouyes needs a squad full of loyal dogs.

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Zidane

The only one

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Guardiola unlocked him pretty good.

That 2014 final is still depressing to think about. Football died a little for me that day. Also Sabella did a good job and should have stayed with the team.

Messi as player manager. He is anyway and so called 'managers' just get in the way.

>Football died a little for me that day
grow up

Zidane or Guardiola.

Messi should move to Liverpool and win everything there. It honestly wouldn't take much effort considering they are just a stones push away, and it would be a monumental task in historical perspective considering it's liverslip.

already had his chance in 2014

Guardiola

Zidane

One that makes the game revolve around him.
so, pep.
>feed balls to messi in the last third of the pitch
>win
it's easy lad. He's already unlocked, he just got unlucky with shit managers and a corrupt AFA.

>it's everybody else fault

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>intentionally misunderstanding a clearly stated post
that's what autism looks like.

Go suck Messi's cock somewhere else

cruyff

feels bad man

Messi should act as player manager for both Barcelona and Argentina.

why do they call soccer coaches managers?

Messi started his legendary choke pattern under Guardiola

Because they don't just coach. They do other shit too. They're in charge of a lot of admin stuff.