/hoc/

muzzin was a mistake

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Who /wongs/ here?

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Just getting home from the firm reminder that John Tavares is overrated shit

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I don't care about denominations. anybody that loves Jesus is fine by me. I think Catholics are a bit kooky with their traditions but it's not up to me to judge.

>it was 5-0
craps shook

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Love Hockey
Love America
Love Deism
Hate organized religion
Hate Canada
Hate /cric/

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Catholics are OG Christians, everyone else are kooky retards

Where can I subscribe to your blog.

The traditions and beauty are the best part though. Decided to check out a traditional Latin Mass a couple times and it's far superior to any Lutheran powerpoint sermon I've ever been to.

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I wish

experience capital's hockey boys

Hello......

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based philly coming back to dab on poovechkin

Time to wash the jock buddy

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>Catholics are OG Christians

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Oh I'm sorry? Is the game over?

it's the message that's important

Good pup

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mitch marner is the gretzky of this generation

good op

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bitch barner is a loser

>leafs playing in vancouver
>entire crowd is a sea of blue
>go leafs go chants
leafs are the official team of canada

>I'm a nihilist
>I reject every part of society

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Petition to ban boomers from /hoc/ and hockey as a whole (anybody born in 1994 or earlier) please attach youre name and share I'll start:
-Mark Wahlberg

>is the most significant figurehead of the American Revolution
>he is the person responsible for the character and inspiration for the Revolution
>is at the tip of personalities who helped spark the socialist thought post-industrial revolution along with Godwin from the other side of the pond and effectively affected all thought after him
>is posthumously only acknowledged with a bust in some village in the land he helped create and a song by a band 200 years after his time

that was NOT a coincidence

>I'm a practicing Rastafarian

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>not being 1990 master race
holy yikes

Lads?

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>not being Hindu

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I study the teachings of Haki

>philly is not dabbing on poovechkin.
what gives?

he owned slaves. he needs to be erased from the history books.

For me it's Rebecca Johnston

Why aren't you watching the Cup Final matchup right now?

africans were the biggest slave traders so we need to erase them

Thomas Payne?

For me, its the New Testament

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could you imagine?

Imagine what, Rajeet?

Nightly reminder Sikhs don't play sports that require helmets because they would dominate and it would be rude to make a mockery of Canadians in their own house

a canucks/laffs final, this place would probably implode for good

fuck off frenchie

whatever you say gurjeet

t. Sanjay from Surrey

Go Caps

/ouryear/
>everyear

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Why is it called a HAMburger if it's made out of beef?

>green no way
b2f0

Any all Canadian matchup Final in general would make this place implode

because it is from hamburg

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What the fuck is wrong with my watermelon?

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do they eat a lot of burgers there?

Check'd good Henrik trips

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good thing we're safe another year

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why are they called steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled?

it identifies as a pineapple

>leafs/flames

why is it called a hot dog when there is no dog in it?

how long has it been since 2 canadian teams went to the finals?

flames soilers probably

89 Flames/Hasb

define "canadian team"

>I was eight

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Well Toronto is not Canada and Montreal are Frenchies, so it wouldn't be possible anyways

These are the times that try men's souls: The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like Hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as freedom should not be highly rated.

I was negative four.

SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
damn what a goal

>he's going to hell for that

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>Sabres
So much for a 10 win streak

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I bet that their fans are pretty fucking mad these days.
So, in a way, the ">u will b" poster was right all along. People are mad at the Sabres.

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I'd put my sabre in her if you know what I mean

Explain

Wow, she cu--
>buffalo
Hard pass.

Penis in vagina

They suck, nobody wants to put money into the team. Refs favor other teams too because we're a small market

hello yes all burgers please vacate our gamethread please

soi

Canadians come in purely to shit up >my team's gamethreads all the time.

>Tyson made his professional debut as an 18-year-old on March 6, 1985, in Albany, New York. He defeated Hector Mercedes via first round TKO.[20] He had 15 bouts in his first year as a professional.

I was four, and I remember watching that fight with my grampy

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>yfw you realize 35 players have over a point per game

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So would you rather have

>5 players with 20 goals
or
>10 players with 10 goals?

20 with 5

50 with 2

10 with 10

1 goalie with 30 goals

1 with 100

I watched Senna's funeral or memorial at the track, on the next race after his death with my uncle.

based vegas gonna come through for the >shorks tonight

should i go to bed early lads?

yes, only shit games anyway

please, PLEASE, post the webm of the milf who sends kisses through the glass to what I think was a Leafs player.

0.1 with 1000

could you even stay up if you wanted to grampa?

as the limit of goals converges to zero the number of goals diverges to infinity.

Agreed
Usually I drink so much it keeps me awake instead of knocking me out

SJKARRRRRRRRRRRR

go flames go

They're both OG

>cold sport
>name your team flames
why?

Kaapou Kaakou

*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

It’s a vegas kind of nights

>It’s a vegas kind of nights

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>your team

*breaks down your scoring chance*

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Is that your favorite reddit mascot?

>tfw you’ll never be her cage

Look at that face. You know she takes miles of cock. No blacks tho.

would you eat her out after a bag skate?

>anyone other than Cassie

she cute

none of the team names really make sense when you think about it. but Calgary kept the flames name from Atlanta because in 1980 they were trying to get the winter Olympics in the city so the flames were meant to represent the Olympic torch. The original name of the flames arena was the Olympic Saddledome. The Olympics came in 88

SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>IT WAS 3-1

is she the girl whose feet are usually posted here?

the Olympics in Atlanta? That was '96

Godammit quacks
Oh well helps the tank

she fast

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feeling a bit sad for the no reply pupper thread desu

You are so dumb you are really really dumb

No thats Hilary Knight
>not knowing female hockey players

oh shit yes

Check it again

HAY-AI

>flims

No the 88 Olympics in Calgary. The team relocated from Atlanta in 1980

Quit spoon feeding him

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I like Greece

based and /ouryear/pilled

"I like greece"
kys your self

Assalamu Alaikum /hoc/
And FUCK score app. Why do the put team names after city initials now? CASUALS OUT! OUT OUT OUT!

fuck off pajeet

Johnny Hockey!!

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is Cassie doing colour tonight?

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going to try and make a webm of lebron passing jordan for /nba/ because its important.

preds blues wild sharks

Most important question of the day

Preds jets flames sharks

flamerbois seething

when are they not? gotta be the whiniest fanbase in the league with serious little brother syndrome.

Going to bed early so I can wake up and drive to Akron and heem the life out of ted

hes probably already dead

grim

I don't even believe it's autism. Ive never seen someone make something that simplistic yet that hard to decipher without context. Fuck off you fat idiot
Also I was speaking to someone from an NHL family today

>tfw won't be able to watch the CWHL playoffs this weekend because I'll be ice fishing

didn’t see the disallowed goal, how bad was it?

Going to Ohio for any reason should be grounds for treason

made fleury do a barrel roll

Some of the Cheechoos live on your reservation?
It’s for an act of terrorism at least

might go to sleep early but as long as I get some rest, i know ill be able to get up at decent time tomorrow so I can go kick Sams head into the atmosphere

stupid fucking vegASS fans
probably dont even know what a two line pass was

A white family. I don't live in Nunavut
Try me you fucking space brained nigger. I sleep 5 hours on a good day but I reckon i don't need a wink for you

is only game y u heff to be mad?

can someone post the video of Ovechkin and Simmonds pleading with the philly crowd?

Might go to bed early so I can drive into Halifax and buy Hal some lunch

>dont even mention the no goal
>still get told Im seething
lol

>losing hockey game
>blame the opposing fans
Boy flames fans sure are dumb

Flamers are seething, boys

shouldnt have expected much hockey knowledge from a couple of meth heads in the desert

stop false flagging

youtube.com/watch?v=TBeZWZGxlpU&t=32s

I didn’t expect you to whine like a little bitch either

The fact is that if you live west of the Mississippi or south of the Mason-Dixon Line I hate you.

This, no one believes you

for me, its jordan eberles selfless message about how we shouldn't bully anyone

sad. have a pupper

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thank you!

The fact is I dont care and would HEEM you irl

its really fun getting butthurt (You)'s from idiot sunbelters though

Women and dogs. Two things that deserve endless beatings
Inshallah

Which non-hockey market do you live in?

>NO!
>"rude response"

Did you know there are people on /hoc/ that get mad at puppers

holy shit that snoze

sad

Arizona

together we can end bullying

st poois

That’s the only one that gets a pass

jesus christ kek

>tfw no qt hockey player gf and pupper combo

>91313612
Its easier to false flag as a sunbelter and get then from seething snowbelters

SKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

I thought flames had a strong fanbase on /hoc/?

this. it's not even fun desu

Awoo

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see look
they are all so fucking stupid even when I tell them it's bait, they still cant help themselves and fall for it

where the fuck did you get that idea

Now he’s talking to himself.
Get help lad.

you seem upset, come down to the beach

They best get out or else.

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Imagine WILLINGLY being a Coyotes fan

they KEEP responding angrily and passive agressively
really gives you an insight into the subhuman sunbelter mind

why are leafs canucks game always so boring?

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based

[ ] scared m8
[x] lmao not even close to being scared m8

SKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIE GAME

all of the >flames neal XD spam earlier this year
I guess they’ve quieted down a bit since their annual post allstar game spiral

which game are you watching?

on /hoc/ there is snowbelt posters and then a bunch of steaming piles of garbage for posters
which category do you fall in?

>6’1”
>snow
>not even a little bit scared

there's a handful of us. everyone else is on Calgary Puck

He looks like people

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flames fans are hotheads

calgayrians are too busy giving blowies for crack now that the oil money dried up

>delanononononononoNONONONON
haahhahaha

you do understand that those posts were made ironically, right?

Seemed like there is always at least 2-3 of you. Anyway, flamesbros are pretty chill, I have no problems with them.

im west of the mississippi and there is ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with that

>rent free

delano/greenway, it's been heaps hektik

Theres 4 groups

>SEETHING snowbelters
>Kool snowbelters
>sunbelt bros
>sunbelt garbage
Most are in the middle

nice cups, /nocups/

Not everything is ironic shitposting.

LEAFS WHAT U DOING

sunbelt bros don't exist, they are literally all a bunch of cantskate faggots

*snipes you*

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I'm starting to think this poster is in high school himself, desu

welcome to /hoc/ now gtfo newfag

>OVERRATED SHIT DABBED ON
>STAY SCARED M8

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91313821
Literally wrong you SEETHING grouper

anyone wanna join in that online finn hokkei game?

>SSM8

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naw i named the two groups
buts its obvious which one you fall into just by the smell

fuck up you cunt I’ll rape your mother

Yay rikrak

Well shit.

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>IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8 >IT WAS 2-0 >LAFFS >STAY SCARED M8

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fuck i wish
>tfw seeing friends every day
>tfw sports all the time
>tfw free time and no responsibilities
>tfw gf and fucking like rabbits
would travel back in time if i could, adult life sucks.

ok sunbelters
post your timestamped skates and I will respect you as hockey fans

We keep a low profile.

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>SSM8

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*scores on /cric/*
*skates down the /hoc/ bench giving all the lads knucks*

go to bed pajeet the best coasters are talking

>LAFFS
>IT WAS 2-0
>SSM8

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>STAY
>SCARED
>MATE

>CHOKING A TWO GOAL LEAD
>LOSING TO THE CANTPUCKS IN OT
>LAFFS

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

>LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS

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>STAY SCARED M8
>OVERRATED SHIT
>IT WAS 2-0

FUCK TORONTOISTAN LMAOO

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One love

One heart

lets get together and feel alright

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>SSM8

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Can we meet back up tomorrow? They're all the way out in the parking garage in my trunk and I'm in the nude.

about ready to HEEM a snowbelter lads
>laffs
>rags

absolutely seething and smelly like poo

thats what I thought sunbelter kys

I was watching hockey on Sunday and a 12 year old taunted the other teams parents after a weak call which would've been BASED if he wasn't crying in the lobby after he lost

>THE ABSOLUTE CALIPHATE OF MORONTO
>MUH REAL CHANCE THIS YEAR

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>st bloois

take a shower then lad
you do have a shower in your shack don’t you?

Enjoy your two points, nucks fans.

>edler'd

yikes, leafs are a terrible team. I thought this was their year.

sunbelters absolutely BOILING right now lads

>nou
lmao now its not just poo i smell but also desperation

>reeeee
>doesn't even address the question
Starting to think all snowbelters are actually sub human garbage

thanks i will. enjoy your first round exit.

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it's fine if the cucks can win too

>crying
>can't even skate
lmaosunbelt

>"CONTENDER"
>CAN'T BEAT AN AHL TEAM THAT IS LITERALLY TRYING TO LOSE FOR HUGHES
>3 UNANSWERED GOALS

L M FUCKING A O

>LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS

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oh he’s mad now lads XD

>Broons curbstomp the >laffs in 5
>broons fans chant "SIXTY SEVEN" during the last minute of game 5

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It’s one angry falseflagger m8

guess ur just dumb

>mfw, after all these years, the laffs still have to respect their edlers

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>w-w-we can outscore our shit blueline
>surrender 3 unanswered goals to an ahl team
>muh real chance this year

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All you gotta do is post your timestamped skates, sunbelt subhumans

>umad
yawn
smelly and predictable

subscribe

is that paul bearer in your gif

I know m8. I just like pointing his out his retardation and hypocrisy. Most people here are chill.

Nice power play Flamers

Clearly

Hey is anyone scared at the moment?

Oh no now he’s starting to repeat himself!
Back to bed with you least coaster.

Yessir

how do you know your waist pain comes from a muscle strain and not a disc issue?

deluded laff retards sure are quiet now lmao

based edler

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>91314010
He's full of shit you'll post your skates and hell complain they aren't the million dollar gold plated Gretzky editions or some other arbitrary bullshit.

Are
>LAFFS
the new
>RAGS

lmfao
stupid cantskate sunbelters

Seriously scared right now m8

>LAFFS

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retard

>laffs
and
>rags
have always co-existed

thinking about bing bing wahoo desu

>"Nice try, Auston...."

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go ahead and post yours lmfao

/hoc/ is a toxic environment prove me wrong

That all you got bitch?

>Markstrom got a point tonight
LOVE Swedish tendies lads

>the new

First year here or something

The >rags get more heat because they occasionally build a contending team, but the laffs are the original joke of the League

They have literally never won more than 2 playoff series in a year. Ever.

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retard

thats Carolyne Prevost. 3rd in the world for Crossfit in her weight class and has represented Canada in both Taekwondo and Hockey. She is fit

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ur moms pussy is a toxic environment

I cant

Guess so, thanks for playing.

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experienced this with your mom the other night but luckily she had some remedies to help soothe the pain

Another retarded penalty by vegas.
Hmmmmm.

lmaooooooooooooooooo sunbelt

retard

stfu

it sucks not being about to skate but at least >my team has rings

What are you dumb fucks arguing about now

no

I don’t remember.

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we are laughing at the sunbelt like usual

that's it, your life is over. Bid your loved ones farewell for you are about to enter oblivion.

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>taint poois

>/hoc/ after dark
Confess.

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>What are you dumb fucks arguing about now
nothin really

i play street shinny on tennis courts in the summer with a mix of both adults and grown men and also this one autistic manlet who wears any teams regalia each day of the week, hes weird

:o

there isnt an argument at hand
sunbelters are the worst posters on /hoc/ and this thread is the thesis statement

ITS HAMMER TIME XD

Maybe don’t take retarded penalties hmmm?

it hurts

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i dont know why /cr*c/ gets autosaged

Vegas about to be up shits creek with a shit paddle

Most of us actually aren't arguing for once. Its just the 1 retarded leaf

>it’s another we can’t score for shit episode

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why do you think all leaf posters are the same?

>wanting a gf who would willingly wear a laffs jersey

That's a coalburner the second she gets a chance

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If I thought that why would I have responded to you instead of just calling you retarded? Retard

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>ask sunbelters to post skates
>all of the sudden they all disappear
lmfao

strawpoll.me/17561483

no bully pls

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>its just one leaf poster
you are so fucking obsessed you conflate leafs, retard

Some things worth noting:

A) As mentioned by many others, this was agreed on with the caveat that we don’t get a cut of the expansion fee.

B) IIRC (correct me if I’m wrong) this was agreed upon before the Golden Knights played a single game. No take-backsies.

C) Look at how we did this season before the Stone trade. Right now we have 77 points - that doesn’t even make the playoffs in the East. Replace basically our entire team’s career performances with a relatively normal one and we’re at best slightly better than the Panthers/Ducks in their first season.

I’ll admit it is slightly unfair under current circumstances, but this is old news and fairly consistent precedent for previous teams in their infancy.

Write in vote for Sean

just wait till Flames Neal XD gets healthy again. calgary will be unstoppable

>that's some dyke
>third in the world at """"""""""exercising"""""""""
>represented a nation of sloths in who the fuck cares, women shouldn't be there to begin with

HAHAHAHA
>LAFFS

>its just one leaf
Said no one ever. I'm going to assume you have brain damage.

>stay scared mate
oh no....... oh no no................. oh no no no no
pfffft AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>rags

I'd go as far as saying outside of the big 4 (Canada, snowbelt, finland, Sweden), Latvia is one of the best posters around

"Its just the 1 retarded leaf"
someone said it 7 minutes ago
obvious that you are the one who is brain damaged

you guys are truly lost without God

>only SHIT teams playing tomorrow

another famous canadian dying soon

Greece is the best poster on /hoc/

it's not a high bar, you have to basically just not be a dipshit

youre all niggers. NIGGERS

There was 1 in particular being super retarded at that moment you dense mother fucker. Now there are at least 2

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Greece was very polite to me last season when everyone else was making fun of my bracket, and I appreciated that.

yikes

lmao backpedal harder sunbelt cuck

Miss james neal tbqh

which canadian icon would you be most sad to see go

1.Gordon Lightfoot
2.Joni Mitchell
3.Burton Cummings
4.Randy Bachman
5.Bruce Cockburn
6. insert name here

Dont try to be me, queer

OH NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>laffs

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At a certain point it went from impressive to creepy

strawpoll.me/17561505

here I have added most of the flags I have seen on hoc as well as some bonus answers, please save this link for future reference and post it when you can so that we can get a large enough sample size for the boss of /hoc/ to officially ban the loser, thank you

You’re not the only bracket maker you dumb fat fuck

grease was unironically memed into shitposting, he was pretty cool but couldn't handle the bantz and went to shit

this one dying btw
youtube.com/watch?v=7cInGyxCY9k

List of important canadians:
Sam
My old cat (also named Sam)
Sam Roberts (of Sam Roberts Band fame)

The only one of those names I recognize is Joni Mitchell, because she did the Big Yellow Taxi song.

That's a Furies sweater

M8 its not my fault you cant fucking read.
Go back and read the thread. That 1 leaf who kept bitching about skates then spamming when he didn't get (you)s. He was the 1 leaf being retarded. Then you volunteered yourself as tribute.

yeah i'm not sure exactly what she was doing going sideways but its still looked cool

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I miss his pearly white teeth

LIST OF RELEVANT SPORTS TEAMS FROM TORONTO

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lol this game

wtf is bracketnon

holy kek

Post bracket or you're a false flagger

Executive decision: all brackets made from here on out are good under 2 circumstances
a. They're posted *inside* the thread and not visible from the catalog
b. They're not made by the fat fucking ethnic sunbelter tripshit

Trudeau?

this game is really heating up lol

Lick my nuts whore I wouldn’t be caught dead making some gay ass bracket.

fingers crossed for shania twain

Bob Cole

How do you tell them apart

Certainly not by the way they play

>laffs

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It was a typo by danebro
Overruled I do what i want

idiot refs let them fight

tickachuk!!!!
lets see fleury and rittich battle it out!!

Gallant loves it look at him laughing

>when someone is making fun of my avs

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lmao this fucking damage control
this level of obsession isnt healthy

based. doing god's work user

Thanks for proving me right

>st Luis lose

John Candy

user i have some very bad news for you

Reaves is going to kick the shit out of Tickahick next game.

>samefagging yourself

FUCK gary bettman

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false, dumb nigger

>nope

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hey guys i'm gay how do i tell my family

Why not this game instead?

Reeves get a free ride in the amberlamps

nothing wrong with supporting your jest, Sam

Suck a dick and have them walk in

I haven't been paying attention, is Rittich actually a good starter?

with a song and dance

got a great post saved up for the next thread, i feel as if its too late in the current thread to unleash its epicness

Buy a Stamkos jersey

vs. tronna

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He's no Kiprusoff

>@91314531
rent

>letting the laffs score on you

Concerning

N

It looks like Tickachuck might be in the locker room the rest of the night
Reaves is the best goon in the NHL.

one of his worst games but it was a lot of bad bounces if you watch the highlights

I

Okay, so that tells me he may have shit the bed in one game. Thank you for clearly and completely answering my question.

"Dont fuck with Tkachuk"

Imagine a series between these two.

>doesn't care to keep up
clearly showing you in terms you'd understand wouldn't help worth a damn

Why did the ducks decide to stop tanking when it's too late?

>Reaves is the best goon in the NHL
lol first season watching hockey?

they already blew a 1 goal lead tonight. plenty of time for them to mess this up.

>laffs can't beat a team with an ahl bottom 6 and blueline
lol

how would the golden knight fight the fire in the opening ceremony? a bucket of water?

Reaves is #1 bro. No contest.

Ahh five-ish.
>put on a costume resembling a five dollar bill
>jews chase you around and try to catch you
It's like pottery.

just lmao >laffs

Imagine literally being forced, by some cruel circumstance or lack of imagination, to be a fan of the laffs

>laffs

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go back to watching football tyreekus.

Has he ever thrown hands with Looch?

they havent, they are just playing the blues who have been fluking success and pretending to be a good team

there are some epic showdowns in /hoc/ today

thinking laffs thoughts

I’m sure they’ll think of something horrible and cringy. Nothing will ever top the jet in half I think.

>Has he ever thrown hands with Looch?
Has Looch ever done anything aside from regress worse than Michael J. Fox once he got parkinsons?

Chara fighting Kane was the best fight of the season IMO

just took a stinky toronto. had to flush twice.

rielly is coming home lads he just texted me and said he can't stand playing for pooronto anymore

I don't know about you fine people but I haven't been less scared all season

Reeves is no Mario Lemieux either.

We were supposed to be scared?

Maybe they'll have him slay a fire breathing dragon

"and then i went home and took a HUGE kadri"
based shannon

>i get just as much pride watching lafftards get btfo as i do seeing niggers get lynched
wow based shannon

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i dont think they discuss shannons videos there.

>>>/reddit/

Empty netter coming up

I'M GONNA SAY IT

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no no

cucks blew it

deslauriers vs miller 2bh
youtube.com/watch?v=qZTG2kqQfpI

>analslime keks

no you arent. your too scared

>the mexican shanty town of analslime

Haha thanks for helping the tank

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Based tanking. I'm impressed by what just happened.

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PHEW!!!

And here I thought they weren't trying to tank

Nigger

>Henrique kicks it in
They know how to tank in style.

>your
spelling is tough huh bud

See y'all on sunday for the freeway tankb owl

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imagine all the adventures bulju got up to tonight

Got my new TV built-out just in time for the playoffs. Gonna host some epic watch parties with all of our other poly and bi friends

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are >your avalanche even going to make it tho?

Thinking about naming my first born son Jesse

you now remember Aaron Asham

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You could name your girl that too

what r u some kinda spelling nerd?

Cammy?

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Asham was a shame

>that disgusting zoomershit flossing behind bill peters

At least it’s not that awful circle

>@91314918
someone translate please I don't speak pajeet

yeet

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Preds over Stars
Jests over Blues
Yotes over Flames
Sharks over Knights

Pongs over Caps
Islanders over Canes
Bolts over Habs
Laffs over Bruins

Eakins is the GOAT redhead in the NHL right now. Prove me wrong

rittich almost did a smith there

Spoiler: it's coming back for playoffs
Yeet indeed
>yotes
We can only hope

Heading home from working the cantpucks/laffs game and just thought I’d stop in to say
>32-1

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

end of thread reminder that tavares is overrated shit

Fuck me

Please no

Got the lead back bros!!!

based beer sales user

>scored on by a country

It won't be as "crowded" once we get to playoffs tho

all fucking _____ must fucking ______

pucks
go deep

knights fans
buy me beer

Finns
spurdo sprolololo XDDD

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prove it

Leafs
Be raked

BASED

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just had a good fap to some anime titties

PREACH!

just had a good fap to some anime feet

come on you fuckers score a goal

Let’s get a new thread up in this bitch

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