/heem/ - (((andrew yang))) edition

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prime schaub heems ngannou

Anthony Smith truly showed why he is known as "Lionheart"

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YANG GANG

>literature
>atlas shrugged
brainlet thread

Wow truly the heart of a lion for letting a cheater, criminal and a god damn n.... Ok i wont say it.
And he was even kind enough to let jones beat him some more until the end.
Wow. Just like a lion.

Never getting your free shit. Yang is being deported to China.

>Papa Roach
Damn. I miss the 2000s

I FUCKING HATE BRAZILIANS

Trips are the most kino takedowns.

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fighters get paid too much if you ask me.

Every division above lightweight seems to be shit. And why put #4 vs unranked for an "interim" belt? Why fuck up a division with actual talent?

fighters get paid too little if you ask me.

Oh no, people get a quality living and Mr. Silverberg can’t offload millions to Panama. This isn’t what Ron Paul wanted!

>they’re still talking about tax law

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Just imagine being a crybaby bitch and an MMA fan at the same time. Oh, wait, thats Yang Gang

much like how richard the lionheart forgave john for his fuckery. poetry.

What are the Innocent jewish billionaires supposed to do?
this antizionism is semitism
AMERICA FIRST so let americans die off opioid addiction and send the few healthy ones to the middle east so they can die for Israel
TRUMP 2020

Has Yang commented on this?

Editor's note, March 6, 9:30 a.m.: This story was updated to include information about the price of Spravato.

The Food and Drug Administration approved the first drug that can relieve depression in hours instead of weeks.

Esketamine, a chemical cousin of the anesthetic and party drug ketamine, represents the first truly new kind of depression drug since Prozac hit the market in 1988.

Johnson & Johnson said the wholesale cost of each treatment with esketamine will range from $590 to $885, depending on the dose. That means twice-weekly treatments during the first month will cost centers that offer the drug at least $4,720 to $6,785. Subsequent weekly treatments will cost about half as much.

The drugmaker says those figures don't include administration and observation costs.

>mommy the rich have to pay taxes, we need to protect them or they’ll continue to pay everyone like shit!!

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Latinx anarcho-syndicalists are losers. They are never getting their free shit and Noam Chomsky is rabid Jew.

Bernie 2020. Enjoy it cocksucker. That’ll trickle down under

>YAAAAANG where's my allowance!!!

>wake up, marty

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Very nice. Only partially go bankrupt to cure your depression, or hop over the border and you can get it for a hundred bucks

>Daddy peterson wheres my girlfriend and fulfillment from licking Koch cock!!

> a rabid latinx transsexual aids ridden faggot calling somebody "cocksucker"

*wins*

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What's next for Jonny Bones Jones?

Middleweights

>a rabid abo transsexual aids ridden petrol chugging koch smega cleaner somebody "cocksucker"

some current or former middleweight
like everyone else

Esketamine was introduced for medical use as an anesthetic in Germany in 1997, and was subsequently marketed in other countries.[1][25] Esketamine is marketed in Europe, including in Austria, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Germany, the Netherlands, Norway, Slovenia, Sweden, and Switzerland.[25]

yikes

askren would make bones tap

how does it feel to be an anti-yang ganger? Oh shit, I forgot they can't even read.

For the literate of /heem/: Is Jon Jones a dirty fighter?

while this is needless inflammatory it is pretty funny how low middle/working class conservatives still think that trickle down economics work and if ungodly rich people pay less taxes it somehow will benefit them. they are so cucked

*walks at you and lazily reaches for a head first single

No he has never been dqed for being dirty
hehe

> the latinx faggot hates abos
Not abo, but nice fake-egalitarianism there, you latinx cannibal savage.

> this is what the Latinx tranny in the Che Guevara shirt believes.

randy kraft is an underrated serial killer

he plays by his own rules

>seething woggie trannie mad because hell get less hours interning for free as Jeff Bezos ass slave

How many flyweights could mr bones take if they were fought one after the other

probably the whole top 15 including TJ

>Kraft targeted marines. He cut off their eyelids so they couldn't close their eyes while he shoved pens up their penises and tree branches up their rectums.

Wog trannies are anarcho-syndalicsts like you, cannibal.

ngannou would murder jon
discuss

Read the wiki intro, but the article is way long. But going after young men is pretty cool as then you're atleast choosing a prey that can be dangerous. Also leaving bodies next to the highway is kino.
Anything more we should know?

Always been a fan of ramirez myself, such a classic 80s phenomenon.

>no you
Seething woggie tranny. You just love the smell of the managers toilet after lunch dont you?

jon could throw nothing but kicks with absolutely no fear of getting taken down

dude got worked by stipe miocic who got worked by dc who jon murked 2x it's tough to say

>anarcho-syndalicsts
lol

91309191
Yes, trickle down economics have been proven not to work, and the most prosperous time in America also saw the highest marginal tax rates for the upper tiers of earners. This is literally indisputable. Australians are so fucking stupid lol

had a list of about 67 men he killed, got stopped on the highway with a dead guy in his car. still denied he killed anyone. got sentenced to death for murders he committed in the 70s and early 80s but is still alive and still says he did nothing wrong

>Seething woggie tranny.
Not a wog tranny, but latinx trannies now hate wog trannies? News to me, cannibal savage. So much for the transsexual Anarcho-Syndicalist paradise.

Americans need to free him. Serial killers are artists.

Guys, why does he continue to do it? He hasn't won since 2010

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sheesh

Lol look at this seething tranny woggie. Little NPC is malfunctioning

>muh american values i miss the 60s so much!!
>wait you mean to tell me they taxed the rich and there was actually a welfare state?
>Fucking commies let them all burn
reagan all the way: Open borders, closed insane asylums and warmonger doctrine for Israel
bbbbbbbbbeast of a president b

>and the most prosperous time in America also saw the highest marginal tax rates for the upper tiers of earners
So you're a retarded boomer who thinks that the 50's were good? New flash, you 70 year old tranny latinx, the 50's sucked, and the reason why there was an economic expansion was because the war ended. Jewish hoaxers like Paul Krugman may claim that wars, natural disasters and broken windows are good for an economy, but in reality they are not. The mere ending of the war led to economies expanding all over the globe.

>/pol/ has been pushing our shit in, fuck, let's go back to shilling /heem/
Discord trannies GO

Yeah, the hypocrisies and contradictions are never ending.

BASED AND REDPILLED

COLBY COVINGTON IS THE GOAT

BOW DOWN

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>closed insane asylums
those places were fucking torturous hell holes

pornhub.com/pornstar/lux-kassidy
This is edgys wife.

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Yeah and the economies really boomed for countries that were untouched by the war
IE USA

the petrol huffin tranny is a bastiatan retard hahahahahahah cant make this brainlet shit up

/bow

>Trump hasn’t fulfilled a single promise and my wages still stagnate, better whiteknight billionaires on /heem/
Ooof

i could heem him

cuckold for neo-con ghouls and israel

b-but we are at all time low unemployment and the stock market is up!!

>As if it wasn't already rising with Obama
Baka he had no affect on it

based Eddie

Are you saying America was untouched by the war? America was running a war economy. The reason why the tax rate was so high was because FDR put it up to fund the war. Ending the war led to economic expansion

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I'm a proud company man

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MARTY SNOOZEMAN IS FUCKING DONE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM

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Usman vs Colby
RDA vs Lawler rematch
Askren vs Till/Masvidal winner
Woodley vs Ponzi
Wonderboy vs Showtime

Do you know how to read? Yes that's what I'm saying. Did any war take place on US soil? no

>only lesbian scenes
based eddie

>OSP has the longest reach (80in) of all the fighters Jon has fought
>OSP is shit
>Jon looked shit against OSP
>Magumbo has 83in reach
Things that make you go "really makes you think".

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Even more hilarious is that if the tankies would've gotten their way these fragile incels wouldn't be exposed to a reality of different races and atomization brought in by neoliberals in the first place.

If you google it looks like she actually had at least one scene I found where she was fucked

>Oh fuck I'm about to win this!
>CHAEL YOLO ROLLL!!!!

nate diaz flipped colby off and said fuck you to him at ufc 235 because of the MAGA hat. stockton CA gives $500 a month to people for literally doing nothing.

NAME 1 (ONE) PERSON THAT COULD HEEM THE GOAT

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GO BE POOR SOMEWHERE ELSE

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Eisenhower on taxes:
"reduction of taxes is a very necessary objective of government--that if our form of economy is to endure, we must not forget private incentives and initiative and the production that comes from it. Therefore, the objective of tax reduction is an absolutely essential one, and must be attained in its proper order.

But I believe, and I think this can be demonstrated as fact by economists, both on the basis of history and on their theoretical and abstract reasoning, that until the deficit is eliminated from our budget, there is no hope of keeping our money stable. It is bound to continue to be cheapened, and if it is cheapened, then the necessary expenses of government each year cost more because the money is worth less. Therefore, there is no end to the inflation; there is finally no end to taxation; and the eventual result would, of course, be catastrophe.

Whether we are ready to face the job this minute or any other time, the fact is there must be balanced budgets before we are again on a safe and sound system in our economy. That mean that we cannot afford to reduce taxes, reduce income, until we have in sight a program of expenditures that shows that the factors of income and of outgo will be balanced. Now that is just to my mind sheer necessity.

I have as much reason as anyone else to deplore high taxes. I certainly am going to work with every bit of energy I have towards their reduction. And I applaud the efforts of the people in Congress that are going in that way. But I merely want to point out that unless we go at it in the proper sequence, I do not believe that taxes will be lowered. We might for the moment lower the "chit" you get for this year, but in the ensuing years, it would be a very different thing.

So the beloved 1950's socialist didn't actually like high taxes, he wanted to lower taxes, but not without lowering spending. Bernard Sanderstein wants to raise taxes + raise spending. His philosophy is not at all similar.

Roganesque in his fight predictions, user is

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Werdum

I looked into it.
youtube.com/watch?v=H3Latebj7Oo

Another mystery is, why is eddies kid blue eyed? Brown eyes is a dominant trait.

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>the beloved staunchline conservative didn’t actually like it but nonetheless implemented it
Powerful

Eating pussy is gay

>i need to keep protecting billionaires so they might not fuck my paycheck again and again like they always have!!

>politician paid by corporations doesn't want high taxes or free healthcare

who would have thunk it

Isn't liking pussy the opposite of gay?

What are GSPlebs gonna do when he takes over his spot as the GOAT? He only needs 1 more sub and 2 more KO/TKOs too...

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ITT: Losers with dead end jobs and no upward mobility wishing for neet bux cause they work a shit minimum wage job a 16 year old should work.

My billionaire over lords give me 6% annual raises and 2 yearly performance bonuses. Get fucked idiots. They don’t gash your pay checks if you’re worth a damn.

If you eat pussy you are a pussy

For sure you have to eat everything you like

But how does it make you gay though? I think a gay guy wouldn't be very interested in eating pussy.

eating pussy is the ultimate sign of not being homosexual but its still gay

Making your mouth the janitor of a dick hall is not inherently heterosexual

>working for other people

I pay myself raises kiddo

ITT: Losers with no place in society suckling bill gates cock because they need a dad simulator and think they’ll get to keep their job managing chick fil a

I’m only 24 so hopefully I get there one day my guy.

LMAO

this fag eats pussy

>oh no people will live comfortably, the walton family needs to be protected immediately on Yea Forums!!

> people live comfortably in Venezuela

"These days, the American dream is more apt to be realized in South America, in places such as Ecuador, Venezuela and Argentina, where incomes are actually more equal today than they are in the land of Horatio Alger. Who's the banana republic now?" - Bernard Sanderstein, 2011.

who gets heemd first?

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they could have the recessive blue eyed trait

>have 20 billion dollars
>get ready to fire walmart greeters
>only keep the physically and mentally disabled people employed for minimum wage after public outcry

I’m here to talk fights, not politics, get this shit out of /heem/

> $1000 means people will live comfortably
> suddenly the entire economy now has $1000 more per consumer
> the evil Jewish corporations that apparently rip everyone suddenly jack their prices to meet the new CPI.

I swear to got idiots like you are why we need a meritocracy

>boss cut my wages again, but its my fault! i need to whiteknight harder on /heem/ for him, he doesn’t deserve derision!

the first robot employee i see in a store is getting knocked the fuck out

Damn i was all on board on Justin Butthole h8ing on Faber for being an egotistical douche who killed TAM, but why did he randomly take that shot at Schaub? Completely out of nowhere.

You seem pretty cool, don't go to Boston Dynamics tomorrow

A UBI is supplementary, not replacement. An additional 12k a year for adults absolutely makes them comfortable

>everyone suddenly jack their prices to meet the new CPI.
LOL babbies first inflation, what a fucking retard you are, meritocracy youd be licking crusty jewish smegma in any world, nigger

I'm 33. Took me 12 years. My biggest regret is not taking the leap sooner. When I look back, I could have done it at 24 or 25 but I was scared. I can only imagine where I'd be if I took the leap then. Do it you fucking pussy.

they're literally giving robots human rights so you get arrested for touching them

fuck robots sincerely. fuck them and anyone making them.

I’m going to merge with AI so I can genocide all humans, no taxation, no society, no money

> inflation is good
Hey retard inflation doesn’t mean people have more money lmfao it just means money is worth less. Fucking straight up kys in fact go get some of that inflated Venezuelan money and let me know how awesome it is

Is Zeno a real fitefan or just a casual?

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But I thought the market would just create the demand for not jacking up prices?

> all his anarcho-syndicalist heroes are jewish
> pretends to hate jews to try and fit in
> "nigger, nigger, nigger"

What a pathetic latinx tranny.

post your website

>UBI from a VAt creates inflation
Lol you’re such a fucking low IQ gopher

>dae venezuela XD
God just start spamming lemon party you smegma licking nigger. NPC middle class trash

There are people on here who unironically STILL try to convince themselves of “le romans were the manliest of all, le nothing manlier than fucking a twink”

The most degenerate form of gay cope imaginable

Absolutely not.

This is Yea Forums after all.

>he thinks his jew billionaires he’s cocklicking arent behind every movement
Lmao keep licking those yarmulkes, tranny nigger. You might be assistant manager at Hungry Jacks

Poor little christian boy.

>he doesn’t lick up his buddy’s deposit
um I think you’re the gay one here

kys

Not an argument

what do you do grow weed or something?

>*ZIP* hey, billy, just made your girl airtight, she says she needs you for the clean up.

Facts don’t care about your feelings.

For me, it's the docks.

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> facts
Okay buddy

>when mackenzie dern ruins your pregnancy news

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>i want mr greenberg to bestow his pig in a blanket looking cock upon my mouth as another american dies for Zion! thats worth more than healthcare for all!

I’m sorry to hear that your experiences with women have played out that way.

>scared of / grossed out by pussy because she’s been with other guys
the absolute easiest way to spot an incel

Seething smegma cleaner cant even respond to the right post LMAO

> trying to copy my style because of how effective it is
latinx tranny lacks creativity.

I will see that the jews and their latinx tranny allies are deported and sent to Israel.
The jews are not going to become bureaucratic democratic socialists living on politician salaries like you want them to be.

Is the guy who works on the docks posting in here?

>*SLURP SLURP* yeah baby I love high mileage vehicles *SLURP SLURP* fuck yeah, drive my car *SLURP SLURP* aww yeah baby I can't get you wet unless I spit all over your cock hole

Go outside bro

what the fuck is going on here?

Lmfao epic one my dude. I was being a dumb phone poster. Stay obsessed you skillless leech. Cant wait for AI to replace your worthless ass

I wish.

Home builder

We are discussing MMA and MMA related media

This.

I have read (well more like attempted to read) through this thread and I have no idea what the fuck I am reading.

Petrol huffing abo tranny is malfunctioning again. His billionaire jew masters haven’t programmed him with his Jordan Peterson dad simulator kernel

you're watcing trannies and autistic white males argue

Thoughts on overthrowing the Venezuelan government?

youtube.com/watch?v=9Ec6pu6ze08

>I was being dumb
You dont say?

>my billionaire ass master is going to spare me from ai!!
Lol.

Spammy please come back and btfo all these idiots

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President Yang has left /heem/ in shambles

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Your faux-countersemitism is pathetic. Typical of a jew worshiping latinx tranny.
I repeat - the jews are not going to become bureaucratic democratic socialists living on politician salaries like you want them to be.

im here. i made this thread. this works a lot better than scat.

oof

>i-i actually h-hate jews!!! except the billionaire ones i vacuum clean the smegma out of with my tongue!!

Ber

Nie

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Nie

BER

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

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Only brainlets think Lawler Macdonald is the greatest fight of all time. Most overrated fight of all time.
DUDE BLOOD LMAO

>bucholz now begging tj and duane for a job now that cody has been exposed and he is out of the job.
absolutely pathetic. have lost all respect for that guy

The billionaire ones are subject to being stripped of citizenship and deported to Israel just like all the others, you jew worshiping transsexual buffalo bill idolizing latinx cannibal.

the guy who created the autism test is a jew and the cousin of sacha baron cohen

Andrew Yang

Sapp/Nogueira was far superior

name (3) better ww fights

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Baron-Cohen

>i-i actually hate the jews guys!!!
Cringe. You got some yid corporate matza balls to suck, nigger

He hasn’t been Codys coach since the Cruz fight. Faber replaced him long ago

maybe I'm paranoid but I feel like they developed the autism diagnosis as a way to demonize generally european traits. That way they could medicate white kids into a state of chemical castration. I just like watching fights.

> Bernard Sanderstein Voted YES on Congressional pay raise.
> Become an anarcho-syndicalist and support more money for politicians!
I repeat - the jews are not going to become bureaucratic democratic socialists living on politician salaries like you want them to be.

i know, but he wasn't going on radio shows begging for a job back then.

I repeat. Nobody cares about how much you love decaying dick crust in and around your mouth in a corporate jew oligarchy

You're a homosexual latinx tranny. This is not banter, this is a fact. You do what you just wrote out on the regular. It the cornerstone of your political philosophy

> Bernard Sanderstein votes to increase politician pay every chance he gets
Pic related.

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>i hate the jews but i want to give them everything they want like deregulation and no taxes
is this the world famous drumpf 6d chess I've heard about?

You’re a fat nigger who loves old jewish smega in and around every orifice. This isn’t banter, this is fact. You want to be a kikes ass slave so you can work your way up to licking his boots

Not a lot of autistic kids are on meds, the really troubled ones are though. Trust me it's a real illness, I had two in my class in highschool, one was alright, just a little odd and had trouble listening and paying attention, but the other could not maintain conversation or frankly do anything for himself that he wasn't strictly instructed to do and babysat all the while doing it.

i am the best poster itt

based and MAGApilled

> all my anarcho-syndicalist heroes are jewish
> all the other ones are democrats or Bill Kristol tier Republicans
>...
> jews are actually all Karl Menger ideologues who want want deregulation and no taxes

In the end, it doesn't matter what the jews are, they are getting deported to Israel, and you can't stop it, you latinx jew lover.

>i hate jews but will fight life and death in Syria for their taxes!!!

-Abbo trannies

Putting your mouth on a hole where penises go to shoot loads and then slurping that slimy mess up. Yeah, that's gay as fuck.

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I disagree

I enjoy MMA and MMA related media

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>Couture was previously married to Sharon, Tricia, and Kim Couture (née Borrego).[56][57] He and Kim filed for divorce in May 2009. He continued to coach her and support her MMA career.

W-what? Why? Why are so many elite fighters total cucks?

Hey guys

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Ortega wins the rematch

maybe in bizarro world, my guy

I see a lot of guys get chopped down by low kicks to the calves. How do you defend/counter these and why do so many guys have no answer to it other than switching stances?

counter by throwing your own calf kicks, I love it when dudes get their legs fucked up

>He doesn't watch the Ultimate Fighting Championship

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brehs... just look at those huge, delicious milkers

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Don’t put so much weight on the front leg, if it’s loose it’ll roll with the kick more. Throwing kicks to the back leg takes longer obviously and leave you more open to get countered

I can’t wait to get my fiancé pregnant for this to happen. All I do is bust nuts in there and hope one day she will be pregnant but she’s on the pill until we get married :/

she's gonna get so fat post baby. fighting career over

nice. she got a nice rack?

She’s like 5’6 120lbs with a c. I’d say they’re pretty nice

Prime Schaub never existed

He hasn’t even reached his prime yet

beautiful. can't complain about Cs. she has a sick body and won't have a fucked up back from her boobs being huge.

congratulations on the engagement! I wish you a happy marriage, my friend.

Last JRE mma show was prime schaub

you gonna suckle that titty?

Her mom looks amazing for 52. In fact all the women in her family look great.
> gonna

you don't think she'll be weirded out when she starts lactating and you ask to be nursed? I have a lowkey lactation fetish but Idk how I'd approach my gf/wife about it. it's not like a mommy issue thing, it's the swapping of bodily fluids that's hot to me, just like a girl swallowing your load or making out and swapping spit

Lewis will fucking kill JDS

Lewis broke against a washed up Mark Hunt. how's he gonna kill a still bretty gud JDS? he would've lost to Volkov too if Volkov wasn't actually retarded and didn't throw the fight with 10 seconds left

His back is good to go now, he beat Volkov because he's got the heart of a champion.

Based on the final score, I’d imagine Anthony smith lost the first three rounds with 10-8s then came back to win the last two. Truly a lion heart.

based and smifpilled
Smiff said it himself after the fight : Jones is a beatable man

he's a fat undisciplined slob and he's ultimately going to be flushed from the UFC by future champ Ciryl Gane

Wait I wasn’t actually going to drink her breast milk. Do you guys want to drink tit milk when you mommy post?

You're going to feel very stupid this weekend, I'll keep in touch.

what's your name on heemcord so I can publicly tag you when he loses?

Only if the girl is hot and we have a connection.

Heemcord is for faggots

Who here watching Island Fights?

oh yeah cuz /heem/ with its 3 posters and 28 spammy personalities and constant scat spam is for champs

coward

On fight pass?

I'm thinking this, Lewis just loses until he finally explodes and finishes his opponents while they're against the fence. JDS loses everytime he's caught against the fence.

I don't want to be in a chat with a bunch of cuck dorks talking about Overeem banging their gf's or Benson Henderson's thighs. It's clear you're new here so it's best you stay in that discord cuckshed.
>genetically

yeah

ALright you wanna play with the big boys? Let’s up the stakes a little... give me your Reddit username!

tick tock funky

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I can see it now, jds up against the cage then lewis throws a high kick then follows up with a can of whoop ass.

I took a look at it but it seems to basically be unknown prospects vs. legit cans. is there anyone in particular that's must-watch or highly promising?
what a ridiculous hypothetical. enjoy Black Beast's loss further reaffirming that being a morbidly obese wheelchair analyst isn't a very productive hobby
reddit.com/user/xcaliz0rtz

Fuck me have they fixed it yet? It was the worst streaming service i had ever used when I had it

Cans like Till don’t be a real gangsta like based Masdival

Kek, literally a newfag casual reddit tourist in here.

good observation, neckbeard

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Nice little chart, I'm sure it brought many upboats on r/mma.

got equally as many (You)s (equivalent of upvotes) with it on redditchan

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Robert, glad youre healthy. Listen, Gastleum dropped out, we need you to fight Romero for 5 rounds for the third time. thanks a million, heres your 250$ reebok gift certificate *slaps ass*

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Based Askren deserved the quads desu

It's great if you watch in on a computer. Their Amazon Fire app is complete shit.

user ARE THERE ANY TRULY TALENTED FIGHTERS ON ISLAND FIGHTS TONIGHT OR ARE YOU JUST WATCHING BECAUSE NOTHING ELSE IS ON

>I took a look at it but it seems to basically be unknown prospects vs. legit cans. is there anyone in particular that's must-watch or highly promising?

I find these small promotions with their low budget events to be pretty comfy.

It's a huge weakness

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>unironically thinking a Muay Thai memer from Bongolia will heem an Olympic Roman
Hey, I want Till to win Masdival so he can fight Ben then get Molested for 1 round before getting choked out.

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Get in here dudes. MMA group

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I'm watching because I'm not a casual UFC baby. I'm sorry, McGregor isn't fighting tonight.

WhoreGay Masvidal is a faggot, he doesnt make it out of 1 round against Till

You, fren, are in for a bad night

bro I don't give a fuck why you're watching, I'm just asking if there are any talented prospects on the card or not. don't pretend to be le ebin MMA hardcore just because you're watching a bunch of shitters throw haymakers

Prime Dana heems your wallet

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don't @ me then, you stupid faggot caz

good one you fucking retard. the card is shit. there's plenty of great obscure MMA. don't be a crying bitch just because Island Fights has no talent

Have you guys ever seen that video where autisrogan goes and confront this comedian for stealing jokes?
youtube.com/watch?v=gdugSUFbzws

But he won't do the same to that fat hog Schumer

Mad man dana wanted to fight Tito in Boxing
He trained for the fight and all but Tito didn't show up (thank god, he'd have killed Dana)

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bleacherreport.com/articles/2791424-dana-white-almost-had-boxing-match-with-tito-ortiz-absolutely-wouldve-won

Dana has quick hands bro

Anyone else on the taquito diet?

An old man nearly finished him with half the striking ability of Till and tills a monster for the division.
Learnt some big lessons v Woodley, can see Askren trying to control Till and Till flinging him off before heeming him back to lelator

this island fights card is trash lol

Askren crushes watermelons bro

Unironically until he needs to pee

Fuck you are outrageously stupid

>Say it Bobby! Say you like pink unicorns and sniffing their farts or else you get another indian burn!

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if Luque isn't your guy at 170, you need to rectify that mistake immediately
>just bleed fight style
>amazing striker
>7-1 in the UFC, all wins are finishes
>already put on a FOTY contender this year
he's a future champ. no one's gonna be able to deal with his deadly striking and very good jits

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Can't believe this guy has already managed to gather the Conor fans. They're defending him everywhere even though they clearly haven't seen him fight before the Lawler fight. That fight was about to be 12 minutes of laying.

What does it taste like?

like very sweet but somewhat watery milk

Really? I would imagine it’s fucking disgusting like unpasteurized cow milk

Watch his highlight reels and it's pretty clear he's been fighting CM Punks not GSP's.
I haven't seen the Lawler fight, but I guess he did good there, at least.

no sir, it tastes pretty good. try it out

Who /funky/ here?

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literally every front-running retard who's never watched him fight before the UFC and now thinks he's some super exciting fighter because Robbie was beating his ass

If I wanted to go pro, what do I do?

remember when people thought Ben Askren would lose to Robbie Lawler

I'm a wrestler, I appreciate the beatdowns he lays on people. He looks like Wanderlei compared to guys like Mark Kerr.

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Differs from state to state, in NJ you need to register as an amateur first I think and be sponsored (affiliated with) a gym. Think theres a small fee for it too

Please let this fat fuck heem everyone

>Getting a woman tattooed on your body

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We out here senpai
Seething but blasted Dana dick rider

while simultaneously copying goob

He looked like dogshit lol sorry to say

Running forward with absolutely no striking he is going to end up more punch drunk than Gaethje and in some serious shit

>People actually thought he could beat Khabib

Now that we've seen him get taken down Khabib would never let him up

Hes too one dimensional too survive in the UFC undefeated for long

Based

cringe

those nerds BTFO

this

He was looking for wrist control to score the takedown and neutralise Robbie's lead right hand. Did you really think he wanted to stand and bang with Lawler?

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>lol robbie slammed him le ebin khabib!!!

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Based

Cringe

Lots of underrated fighters at 170.

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BJ Penn has to be in massive amounts of debt or something. There's no reason for him to be fighting in 2019 when he made a few million dollars at his peak.

Ben Askren? More like Ben Asskren, amirite?

I think Zaleski finna get heemed by Millender this weekend. Millender literally has a WW frame proportionally comparable to Jon Jones at LHW, plus he's a sharpshooter with power. his TDD/grappling is a joke, but in a striking affair at the mid-level, it's hard to pick against him IMO. it's also a favorable stylistic matchup in the sense that Zaleski is wild and aggressive and Millender likes to counter and fight moving backward.

Cringe

and Guida is not even that flushed, he should be fighting someone worse like Maynard

Yeah ZDS is unlikely to take it to the ground but if he did he'd likely have the advantage. Milleder looked great in his last fight but I didn't think he looked as good against Griffin as most people did.

>>People actually thought he could beat Khabib
Funky would obliterate khalabeeb. But this shitter is too afraid to move to WW.

Cringe

>2 more KOs and 1 more Sub until he beats GSP
we're gonna make it

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Khabib would win, damn it now I want to see that fight and I know we never will

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=VDa5iGiPgGs

whats Askren gunna do, bulldog choke Khabib?

Exactly.

yeah, Griffin did pretty well against him but he smoked Alves and did extremely well against Siyar, who just recently killed a talented prospect in Luan Chagas and gave Curtis a pretty good fight.

Crucifix the mudslime then smesh his head until the ref calls a TKO or he actually gets KO'd
Cap this.

whats Askren gunna do, take Khabib down?

Kabob got nothing on Benny. Hell, Usman and T-Wood can wipe the floor with his muzzy ass.
Kabob knows this, and stays silent even when Colby calls him sheep fucker.

Muhammad is not a good striker so it will be a wrestling match for the ages. Bull dog choke only worked on Robbie cause he’s a scrub heemer

>Dern gets pregnant
>Dernmark suddenly MIA
Coincidence?

>joe rogan when he realized robbie wasn't out

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Is it true that Dana likes to pay Mexicans to beat him off?

what did JW mean by this?

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Non-white people should not be allowed in the ufc

Robbie tapped

*thumbs up

Oof

Y*kes

f*nky

kek

is this what /heem/ hath become?

Gunnar 'Gunni' Nelson

Cringe yikes downvote

you dont even wanna know what /heem/ is capable of

we got the funk

it's a dead general. 90% of non-autists are on the heemcord

Khabib would decision Askren

don't @ me

heeminder Askren is skinny fat at WW, hes not even big, wants to fight at 165 and is used to fighting emaciated asians

that would be such a fun stylistic matchup. the UFC should let them fight at 160 catchweight just for fun and high skill

>Open heem folder
>Select image without looking
>Post

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Are there actually that many people in the discord?

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>the autistic people aren't on the discord

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Why do so many people hate Till? Is he a trash talker? Or just because he lost one fight?

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One of the classics

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Holy moly that is some major cringe

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all of the above really, plus his (((path to the title))) was full of bums, a LW, and a robbery and after all that his performance against Tyrone was downright embarassing, even more so now that Tyrone has been exposed

I can't speak for other people but I just find he comes across as a twat,I didn't like Bisping either. Till is a good fighter though, he's being underrated now.
Calling the Wonderboy fight a robbery is retarded.

Is this derrick lewis nigga broke? Feels like he's fighting every month

yeah non of these names make me think autism

Will Ben wrestlefuck his ass when they fight?

till is fine, i hate askren

he's taking as much money as he can while he's hot, he's probably got well over a million total wealth by now. really came up and i'm happy for him

Ben Askren loses to Khabib and submits Toilet Till

*jabs at you*
*shoots the single leg*
*runs the pipe*
*takes your back*

say good night cause you finna be asleep in about five seconds

Can't fix his back with that ammount of money?

that requires extensive surgery, supposedly he gets steroid shots that are usada approved. those surgeries can fuck your fighting career up.

Amerifat freestyle wrestlefucking>Memebo

Ben shuts down kasqwevbs take downs then murks him

codybros (brodies)... what do we do now

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Khabib>Askren

so much head trauma in such little time

Cody vs Alejandro Perez (gets gadooshed again)

nah

eating a bunch of pillowtaps does more damage to your brain than one or two big heems

Back to Syria, goatfucker

Brendan Schlub could've been champion.

Its seems like most fighters hug their team out of obligation rather than actually wanting to. Tad bit awkward

Truth in the pudding is James Toney
Never been KO'd AFAIK, and is as punchy as you can get

Subconcussive blows are basically as bad as concussive ones. And they aren't really pillow taps if they hit hard enough to take your legs out

dont pay for PPVs, watch streams
watch the free ones on streams with ad blockers on
never bought any ufc merchandise
simple as

did ufc fuck up not booking covington vs woodley while it was hot? usman could have just waited and fought winner

fighters should smack their teams dinks as a joke

A bit yeah, but Colby will be able to stir shit with whoever he fights

He could just lose weight

im a simple man
whoever advocates massive gdp reduction, mass deindustrialization and mass depopulation has my vote

He's gonna commit sudoku by age 35

The Juntas would have thrown you out of a helicopter for that

Brain is basically flan
Be cool to see an x-ray of a person taking a punch and watching the brain slosh around

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another area where Johnny Walker innovated

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Is anyone else really happy that Jose Aldo was only semi JUSTed? Sure he won't be champ again but good luck beating him if you aren't the best.

flan is delicious

It worked out pretty well in the end, now we've got Wakanda vs MAGA, unifying the old belt and the new belt... it's like pottery, it clays

All chapo fags will be banned from /heem/

>Jose Aldo is the gatekeeper
>Holloway is the champion
fucking tough division

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>poirier

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>got taken down by Aldo
Max is honestly fucked

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either one of those dumbasses are fucked against khabib

He didn’t though

All of my political beliefs come from Joe Rogan

remember when Iaquinta lost to Mitch Clarke

>Hi cut
das it mane

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max slaughters canbib

This but unsardonically and with John Danaher

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you're dumb to think so, he gets taken down and mauled with ease, at least tony can offer a threat off his back

why would he wear that going out for dinner

Horrible flat retro asses

Who's the guy on the right next to Georges?

the coach who gave him the mouth guard seems really sick of walkers shit

Every single contest he gets taken down. A gust of wind and he falls on his arse. Coming up against Dustin, that's not going to be good. He's going to faint him with a jab and he's going to clinch him against the fence. It's going to be a 5 round wrestling lesson, mark my words

Dana white. He own MMA.

Why do people still think this after the Mcgregor fight? He managed what two takedowns before getting tired and needing to take a round off. Max isn't going to gas after a round on his back like Mcgregor and he's chin can take anything Khabib throws. Then each time the fight is on the feet he's going to be moving and throwing volume. Come the 3rd round when Khabib wants to take a round off and Max is throwing 200 punches to the body he's going to be forced to use up whats left of his energy shooting takedowns (that Mcgregor stuffed)

>Khabib was tired in the 3rd
>while throwing 50+ strikes and maintaining good defense and quick counters
I legitimately despise the fact that brainlets like you watch this sport

he got tired because of all the gnp trying to finish conor, with those other guys he can just go autopilot and grind out a submission or decision. khabib needs to go against tony,iaquinta (full camp),or lee.

Nigga you gay for ass implants

for sure tibau is a munster

tibau 30-27'd khabib, what's your point?

Except he doesn’t. And Aldo didn’t take him down in either fight. You’re working off a completely false premise.

oh so canelo beat ggg 118-110 too?

Just because he wasn't fatigued doesn't mean he wasn't tired. He took the round off, did the same against Al. Conor was so gassed and flatfooted that I'm sure Khabibs striking impressed you. Now come up with an argument other than "you're dumb!"

sorry i don't watch dead sports

Iaquinta proved that good BJJ Jiu-Jitsu can nullify Khabib's ability to advance position and deal damage on the ground. Iaquinta's constant movement forced Khabib to defend and control position mostly. I'd love to see what Tony would do in similar positions.

good job evading the point

lol alright bro. we'll never come across one another again but you'll know that you're a fucking retard when Khabib smashes Max. Khabib's gas tank is elite and he's much bigger than Max who hasn't been tested by anyone even close to Khabib's level of grappling

>brazillian jiu jitsu jiu jitsu

>lol alright bro. we'll never come across one another again but you'll know that you're a fucking retard when Khabib smashes Max.
Cringe. Why do you /r/mma faggots even bother coming here

shut the fuck up wamuu this is a god awful take

this isnt a subreddit, faggot, cant downvote opinions away

So you don't think Tony berimbolos Khabib?

Aldo made him look amateur on the mat, but don't forget, Aldo is a LEGIT black belt on the mats so it doesn't necessarily mean he's going to lose to Dustin, it's just extremely likely. How do you think Max would match up against Kevin Lee?

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You’re obviously from an alternate reality or living in denial. The only exchanges on the ground were Max punching Aldo’s head in

And how did the fight get to the ground? Because Max sure as hell didn't take Aldo down, Aldo put a wrestling clinic on Max, Max got exposed.

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max would be fucked if he fought frankie

I don’t find your act funny. I’d enjoy seeing what your insides look and feel like on my skin.

He’d smoke that can too.

>Khabib's gas tank is elite
Do you wannabe mma purists ever get bored of just parroting what you hear in promos?

do you wheelchair analysts ever get tired of being wrong? watch what happens when he and Max fight

What and the majority are wrong again? That's happening a lot recently

Canbib is a trash. Life and death with Tibau. Miss me with that shit

>Khabib Smesh ! ! !

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lol think what you want. I'm not gonna try to convince either of you of anything, it's a waste of time because you're either legitimately unintelligent (first poster) or shitposting because you're starved for attention (second poster).

hopefully Max beats Dustin so we get to see exactly how it plays out

What are your top 3 favourite divisions currently?
For me? It's got to be
1. LW
2. MW
3. FW

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>im not going to make an argument because im a pretentious retard that doesn’t know what he’s actually talking about
That much was obvious. Nobody wanted to see your cringey ass play neckbeard analyst

lol couldn't care less what some angry virgin in the asshole of the internet thinks of me. I am looking forward to the fight though

1. Women’s Flyweight
2. Women’s Bantamweight
3. Pound for Pound

look at this bloke

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You really think Khabib fights Max? No chance he fights either Max or Dustin.

No one cares what you think. Everyone thinks you’re a cringey faggot. Nobody wants you here.

You’re not amusing. You’re not witty. You’re not welcome here. I genuinely want to see a razor dance across your back and hear the crackling sounds from your spine as a sledgehammer is taken to it.

wtf are you on about, leave me out of it faggot

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real edgy my euphoric little buddy. if I'm not welcome here then do something about it you seething little faggot

Why not?

Took you long enough to page edit. I don’t like you. You’re not welcome here and you better hope I don’t meet you in real life. I’m being serious. You should stay on Reddit. I’m not kidding.

lol you're such a loser. I'll stay right here you mentally ill chimp

He's just an average bloke
Herb's a fucking samurai

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You won’t stay here for long.

i like where conor is facing off with mendes (i think) and herb has some goofy look on his face

lol alright Randall go take a bath. squeeze a rubber ducky and calm down before your autism short-circuits

Nobody cares what you like. Stop talking.

That’s not even a little bit clever. Your blood probably smells gross. Sour.

WW, MW and FW
>/ourguy/ already #6 in WW
Based

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listen here autistic fibrosis, you have me mixed up with some other shitter that i'm not too fond of. stop contacting me or i will be forced to get physical

You wouldn’t care if it wasn’t you.

lol you LARPing as a vampire? get some sunshine tomorrow, cupcake

and /ourguy/ Elias sitting pretty at #14 at MW

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Also your insults are transparently reddit cringe. Nobody likes you. You were warned.

yeah well thanks for the warning dipshit. go jerk off to Dern's feet now

>You wouldn’t care if it wasn’t you
>herp derp derp i'll just insult this person unprovoked and expect no response
you're even dumber than you sound.
this is funny

I’m getting under your skin.

You have the same cringey insults. Your bones would make a nice mask. You’re very fake. It’s fitting.

for sure. rent's $1500 a month, utilities not included.

let us know how his dick cheese tastes

lol jesus christ. you just get through a book report on charles manson or something?

Trying too hard. This is why we don’t like your kind.

>some cavedweller on the internet doesn't like me
I'll try to soldier on

Same device

me in the back

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yeah those are both me. great going, Sherlock

Nobody likes you. It’s why you came here trying to impress. You’re unwelcome everywhere.

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he's too stupid to spot samefags

You’re not very good at this.

it's just spammy. he's in a depressive state atm. phantom legs are probably acting up

hope he has his blood pressure under control, we don't wanna hear about any nasty falls again.

Poor form as usual. You look mental.

>so much head trauma in such little time
He fights once per year, how is that little time?

lol alright skullface

Here we see a very legit black belt technique, you could tell Max didn't have much experience in this area at all. Expect Dustin and his team to be looking at this footage very closely and no doubt look to exploit it against Holloway come fight night.

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You’re not liked here. Not on Reddit. Not in real life. I want to see your heart.

I see

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Got a bit tired samefagging did we now? You belong to me.

even yall haters gotta send out mad love for this

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t. pic related

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Brendan Schaub?

GOAT

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Its not uncommon for kids to be born with blue eyes and blonde hair then transition that color to a darker one

DC was the only person who could have been a 3 division champion. If he had started MMA a bit younger he would have been leaner and easily beat most MWs.

PROPER 12 out in UK gonna have a few sips todya

According to this, Amanda heems TJ and would have a competitive fight with Max.

>DC
>not fat
>ever

>tfw pregnant fetish
>used to think dern was a 2/10
>now she's a solid 7 and i want to fuck the shit out of her

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Demetrious Johnson is so small and weak everytime I see him I think about having sex with his butt

luke is a beast bros
if it hadn't been for his glass chin, i would've believed he could ko jones

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Who will win in this clash of the titans

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>it is pretty funny how low middle/working class conservatives still think that trickle down economics work
Not even a conservative but even I know that they don't believe that. Also rich Americans already pay the majority of taxes dude you're being brainwashed.

youtube.com/watch?v=nZPDpk8NA-g

Ariannys mom was so hot

why is the recent excitement of LHW middleweights that moved up? Jones needs to fight rumble at LHW

wtf is that really luke? that looks like a little manlet arm

Delfino.

ABK
Always
Bet on
Kazakhs

I could ejaculate in the rectum of any 5'3 man no matter their p4p rank

Jones will never fight Rumble
Jones must be over the moon, he's got a whole new crop of fat middleweights to pulse on
I think his last streak of fat middleweights was 4 in a row with Macheddar Rashad Chael and Vitor
This year will be Lionheart, Marreta, Gastelum, Sam Alvey

thots with their tongues out for mouthpies

>Max not coming back down to 145
>Aldo retiring very soon
Division is going to be shit, we're going to end up with Yair vs Zabit for the belt or something

i'm fucking pissed about it too, holloway should be fighting edgar or zabit

wow what an intimidating little faggot i bet he can beat khabib when they face each other in a 1on1 fight

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twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1103514948490199042?s=19

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Middling featherweight Micheal "MJ" Johnson currently has wins over the two biggest title contenders in Lightweight, Pooier and Ferguson.
How can either of those two cans beat khabob?

>Diaz brothers
cringe

>Division is going to be shit
It's already shit since Conor left the division.

Why doesn't Conor just go back to FW?

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Nice!

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Volkanovskis gonna have the belt brother.
yair and zabit don't have anything for him at this point.

am i retarded to not have known eddie married a pornstar or was it a secret for while.

NASA will release an ayy lmao to fight him cause no other human can touch him.

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it's been known for a long time bro
have they ever mentioned it during the podcast though?
does anyone know?

Does anyone train here? I did my first MMA class and all I wanna do is bang bro.

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...

Ok homo

Have some respect faggot

I heemed your mother

Heres a complimentary (You) for making me giggle.

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Porkfucker halal detected

Gustafsson has a 79 inch reach (listed, he self reports 81.2 inches and the UFC can't measure for shit) and Jones mangled him in the rematch

bjpenn.com/mmanews/alexander-gustafsson-my-reach-is-81-2/

the "but he only wins because reach" ship has sailed, he only wins because of tbol is the new meta