/mlb/ general - BLOCK C edition

>CUBS FAN HERE
Well hello there lil' bear.

11th for the Washington Baseball eagles

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hello good sire!

Sup niggy

While you are a newfriend same poster, you did at least wait for the old thread to reach 500. I am truly sorry your thread didn't get used.

If Pedroia can have just an average year.. Sox are golden and will repeat.

whole pitching staff ded wat do

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best and worst part of the winter is all the dried boogers in your nostrils. sometimes they even hurt but thems still good pickins!

I'm excited to see Eovaldi, hope he stays healthy

this is insane

>anime and boogers
>barves fans

Now you finish in fourth place where you belong lol

who's your team you judgemental jerkwad

I'm not a Braves fan dipstick!

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dumbass!

Good for Bryce but I really don't want this to become a theme in baseball.

This bullpen looks suspect now that Wright got popped. Not even on talent, but on actual arm quantity. I don't want call ups.

there's no capspace so it won't... use your head dumbo!

Yeah idk, I'm sure some guys will step up when given the opportunity. I'm not even a Sox fan to be frank with you, I just really like Eovaldi's stuff and he won me over as a neutral fan with his world series performance. Same with Joe Kelly.

>not shoving my finger in to my nostril makes me judgmental

why is he being asked about fishing

And another off-season goes by for the Dodgers with their billionaire owners passing on the best players to sign some broke down piece of shit.

Those 9 in extra was something special. Even if he doesn't do another thing he's a Boston legend for that performance.

What? What do you mean "cap space" you mean luxury tax level? I just don't want the reporting and stories around the league be about where players are going in free agency. That's how it is in NBA and its pretty obvious that in the NBA the actual sport comes second to the drama between the players.

oh found the asshole that can't think about things logically!

Is this the most autistic general?

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All aboard!!!!!!!!

just think about it logically DUMBASS. you know nothing about how this works. use your fucking brain ! fool!

if waxing poetic about historic and future data and using the two to make predictions makes me autistic than guilty as charged

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Can I be both a Mets fan and a Harperhead?

Basketball deals tend to be shorter, so it's easier to be influenced to go somewhere that you know is going to be good. For a baseball superstar it's ten years, it'll take more than a player's influence to get them to sign their next 10 years to them. Also there's the notion of salary cap space where they have one year in year out. In baseball I think window's complicate this, considering a team can sit on money for more than a year. I don't watch basketball so I don't know. Just think about it logically.

ah ok, yes good point very well said good sire!

Oh I'm glad you appreciate my work! I try to throw in some facts every now and then

Astros have the best starting rotation in baseball by far and the best offense.

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>22 days until opening day
>still no gf to watch games with

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do they?

so I guess you're saying my concerns about MLB becoming a spectacle about where FAs will go is invalid because the length of MLB contracts are longer and don't necessarily allow for that? I guess that makes sense, although I do feel like mlb contracts are getting shorter.

I like both Harper and Machado but its fucked that only one of them has the perception as a lazy no hustle player. I get Machado "bragged" about not hustling but that doesn't change the fact for years Harper never hustled but now hes this gritty hard nosed player? Lmao. Both of them are assholes, its why they're captivating.

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ALART
HARPIE AND BOBBIE TOGETHER

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>mfw a knuckleballer gets busted for HGH and is suspended for 80 games

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based harpie

wow look at that totally candid photo of harper. I'm sure he had no clue a picture was being taken. scum bag *hawk puh*

this is insanity

this is officially a monkey playpen

>having an all-star pitching season
>manager makes you pinch run for some stupid reason
>get injured
>can't ever really bounce back
>out of frustration you beat your wife
>get suspended
>finally staying healthy and out of trouble, get busted for PEDs
WHY JOHN WHY DID YOU DO THIS

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i hate to say it but its racism. white privilege gave harper 30 million more dollars than machado who is the better player.

Gee, I wonder why no one likes Machado...

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Oh fuck off sperg. People want to see Harper, Machado himself has said he tries to exert as little effort as possible. The extra 30 is warranted.

this

I can't seem to figure out why no one likes Machado.....

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Seething philthy is on the premises!

Why on Earth would no one like Machado.....

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I love Mike Trout so much and I'm not even an Angels fan (I am gay though)

but this is based? and nice to see maCHADo lives in your head rent free since you have this saved on your phone.

What would cause an individual to think negatively about Machado.....

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Why would someone like Harper more than this Machado guy?

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philthies philthies philthies!!!

His third strike to loose the world series last year where he went down like a bitch at the plate was extremely satisfying.

Who could hate Machado......

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>hurting a red cux player is wrong
this should put him in the hof alone
>gaywers

reddit opinion

Agh!!!philthies!

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these webms are just making me like maCHADo more. if harper did this you'd call him based for it.

that machado guy is a real jerk

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beaner fan spotted

reminder the dodgers lost back to back world series lol

*Critical hit

twitter.com/craigcalcaterra/status/1103050393012105216
>harper isn't a clubhouse cancer and always hustl-

Mike Trout is so good for baseball. Young baseball players want to emulate the best players. When they see Mike Trout, the undisputed best player in this era, they see a guy that hustles on every play, plays the game smart, keeps two hands on the bat, doesn't watch the ball and starts hustling to first, doesn't argue, and has fun with it.

ALL ABOAAAARD

THIS

>Harper, Trout, Machado?....Never heard of them....

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Corporate Product v99

Those three play for irrelevant, non-contenders

Based Heimlich! Watch out little girls in Mexico, Big Dick Luke is on his way south!
twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1103449049833697280?s=09

Thanks!

Created in a lab to be the most marketable star in baseball, tested by hundreds of focus groups...

>CUBS FAN HERE!
Well hello there.

Based Heims

He claimed he didn't do it and he served his time too. Assuming that hes telling the truth that sucks for him.

People wanted to get me to stop posting for a long time. With the constant multiple thread bullshit it has finally happened. Sad !

Yeah, its annoying as fuck. And they tell you youre the one being annoying when you ask them to stop with the thread wars..the irony

realistically
if trout resigns with the angels or another team beside the phillies

how buttmad will the entire city Philadelphia and harper be?

extra points if they don't win or even appear in a NLCS in the next 2 years

Seriously man, this is what real baseball is about. He doesn't run his mouth and act like a thug, he is humble, and performs.

If I was a kid growing up today I would definitely replicate my game after Machado or Harper. Theres a reason despite being shoehorned constantly that Trout is basically irrelevant.

>if trout resigns with the angels or another team beside the phillies
Resigns or re-signs?

re-signs or (signs) with another team
you're smarter than this

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Manny has never had a season like 2015. The possibility that Bryce might do it again or come close is valuable. Machado's opt-out has a chance to be worth more than $30M if he maintains his level of play for the most part.

Trout has been better than both of them put together. The only reason the Angels aren't a literal Orioles-Tigers tier bottom feeder is Trout.

Sigh

Harper has gotten injured before on "hustle" plays like running into a wall and running hard to first base so I think that helps the edge. Also Harper's personality maybe. But neither one hustles that hard in general.

gee I wonder which team those two scouts were from
it really makes you think

Please don't go

Their rotation has gotten worse from last year and Verlander is going to stop being effective any second now

You're walking into the game and this guy catches your gf's flyball
wat do?

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Mm.. I've got some ideas

>You're walking into the game and this guy catches your gf's flyball
>wat do?
He’s no Recker.

Do you think Hample has ever caught Recker's balls?

HAHA TIME FOR DOYERS

okay....this is so fr*akin baseda and epic...im not even a Cubbies fan...but wow

youtube.com/watch?v=axkik-8oFTs

>Do you think Hample has ever caught Recker's balls?
Why do you think Recker has balls?

hoooooooly BASED. Harplots and Machodeies in a seeth over this genuine fun!

Grapefruit League!

based greggie and krissie causing a seeth

Garpies to the spring series! Grapies to the spring series! Boooo cacties!

>HAHA TIME FOR DOYERS
Mr. Haha’s Hot Dig Hacienda
youtube.com/watch?v=DIjKCv3nJ0c

>cucktus league
oh no no no no!

>Grapefruit League!
Yay! Grapefruit League squeezing cunt!

oh look, another boston guy "punished" for cheating but who gives a fuck we got a ring out of it

oh

my

GO*H OUR GUY AT It. AGAIN. Where my BBB bros at

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wow, awesome vid, thanks for sharing! I was audibly keking throughout!

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dude had only 20 appearances last year, none in the playoffs

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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-20 wins = no playoffs

>those glasses
was he autistic

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Is it third time's a charm or three strikes and you're out? Find out this year on whatever the fuck channel the Dodgers actually broadcast their games on.

HA!

>glasses smaller than the eye sockets
just like in my animes

All aboard!

I can't believe James Shields hasn't signed yet. What is he holding out for?

That guy doesn't speak for the rest of us.

Most of us are perfectly well-adjusted fans who commute 90 minutes to work, each way,

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All aboarddddddd! Let's go stros!!!!!!!!!

>I can't believe James Shields hasn't signed yet. What is he holding out for?
Pot. A lot of pot.

How do YOU identify?

Bauer Boys
Harperheads
Discord Dudes
Reckerposters
Hampleheads
ABG Alliance
DG Pissboi Squad
Psycho Gang
Baby Talkies
Woe Bros
Fangraphs Fellowhood
Inspector Godgers Society
Threadies
Heim Timers

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Inspector Godgers Society member here

If I had to pick, Bauer Boys.

I’m Mexican and think machado is a lazy spic bitch

Based.

Based bauer!

Cubs win!
Cubs win!

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Everyone one of these groups needs the gas chamber

>No anime group
This list is filled with bigotry.

hothead detected

Smartest man in Baseball got the best player of free agency. Can they win 145 games?

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I’ll take the over on that number

Yeah man!

Trevor Bauer is way smarter than that hack
fuck you

Imagine actually believing this

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Can you imagine how hard DC is going to seethe if based Harpie has a huge year and the Nats stay a 3rd/4th place team?

I’m a huge fan of based huebro ABG.

For me, it's babby talkies

Don't be a queer.

Who?

This.

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I'm pretty sure I'm solely responsible for like 4 of these groups

Gabe is less concerned with winning a World Series and more concerned about creating a new branch of mathematics

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Let me guess:
Bauer Boys
Psycho Gang
Hampleheads
Heim Timers

>When someone Doubt's Harpie

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>Psycho Gang
>Woe Bros
>Fangraphs Fellowhood
What are these?

pretty sure bauer bros split off into baby talkies and harperheads

Psycho gang is the >cusb emoji posters
Woe Bros are the lillistare poster and the white sox anime posters
Fangraphs is Wincinnati

sub out Heim with Fangraphs

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ok what about that lifelong daddies reputation poster

The ones who goes to baseball games and bring anime.

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THIS IS OUR BAKED ZITTI
>laughingPapi.jpg

I read that as baked zit.
I want to see a giant zit popped now.

firmly in the anime group

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>Woe Bros are the lillistare poster and the white sox anime posters
I thought Woe Bros include the despair poster/it’s cold and there’s no baseball LOTR/orc poster. Does it not?

>Fangraphs is Wincinnati
Why “Fangraphs”?

>*walks up and slaps BAJP’s ass*

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daily reminder that the Tribe will make the postseason and not win, and that everyone in Cleveland will ignore them and wait until football season to show any interest in pro sports.

>>*walks up and slaps BAJP’s ass*
It’s no Recker ass.

>Current standings of the /mlb/a/ draft.
Update your team's roster, remember if the cap is 16 characters, you are allowed to release for free agency.

Mariners: (16)
Nico Yazawa – Love Live!
Hidomi – FLCL Progressive
Rize Taneda - gochuumon wa usagi desu ka
Rinko Iori – Gundam Build Fighters
Yuki Takeya – Gakkou Gurashi
Zaku Mariner – Zeta Gundam
Tsuyu ‘Froppy’ Asui Boku no Hero Academia
Sailor Neptune – Sailor Moon
Mikuru Natsuki – Aikatsu!
Rei Ayanami – Neon Gensis Evangelion
Haruhi Suzumiya – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Allenby Beardsley – G Gundam
Hisone Amakasu - Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan
Hotori Arashiyama - Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru
Satoru Furuya- Diamond no Ace
Kojiro Suzuki- Major

Phillies: (16)
Salamandinay - Cross Ange
Matsuno Jyushimatsu - Osomatsu-san
Suzukawa Koume - Taishou Yakyuu Musume
Rias Gremory - High School DxD
Ika Musume - Shinryaku! Ika Musume
Shirai Kuroko - To Aru Majutsu no Index
Frolaytia Capistrano - Heavy Object
Mine Fujiko - Lupin III
Kazanari Tsubasa - Senki Zesshou Symphogear
Pitohui - Sword Art Online Alternative: GGO
Hanabatake Yoshie - Aho Girl
Dakki - Hakyuu Houshin Engi
Kaminashi Nozomi - Keijo!!!!!!!!
Katalina - Granblue Fantasy
Mordred - Fate Apocrypha
Harime Nui - Kill la Kill

Cubs: (15)
Lala – Monster Musume
Viridi - Kid icarus
Inaba Himeko - Kokoro Connect
Zombina - Monster Musume
Konata Izumi - Lucky Stars
Aisha Clanclan - Outlaw Star
Pyra - Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Azusa Nakano - K-ON!
Lunamaria Hawke - Gundam SEED Destiny.
Gwendolyn "Gwen" Poole - Gwenpool
Homura – Senran Kagura
Isuzu Sento – Amagi Brilliant Park
Kagura – Azumanga Daioh
Mukuro Ikusaba – Danganronpa
Uzaki Hana - Uzaki-Chan Wa Asobitai!

White Sox: (13)
Poplar Taneshima – Working!!!
Taiga Aisaka - Toradora
Kongou – Kantai Collection
Tsubasa Hanekawa – Bakemonogatari
Rin Tohsaka- Fate/ Stay Night
Yamato- Kantai Collection
Chaika- Hitsugi no Chaika
Joan of Arc- Fate/Apocrypha
Takao- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
Megumin-Konosuba
Enoshima Junko- Danganronpa
Jibril- No Game No Life
Yukino Miyazawa - Kareshi Kanojo no Jijou.

Blue Jays: (13)
Takashi Kamiyama - Cromartie High School
Shinichi Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Shinjiro Hayashida - Cromartie High School
Takeshi Hokuto - Cromartie High School
Akira Maeda - Cromartie High School
Megumi Hayashibara (Maedas Mother) - Cromartie High School
Beta Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Yutaka Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Masked Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Kiichi Fujimoto - Cromartie High School
Freddy - Cromartie High School
Gorilla - Cromartie High School
Horse - Cromartie High School

Mets (12)
Chiro – Touhou
Noriko Takaya – Gunbuster
Sachiko Koshimizu - iDOLM@STER
Haruka Amami - iDOLM@STER
Himeko Tachibana – K-ON!
Mayuri Shiina - Steins;Gate
Shiki Eiki – Touhou
Hanayo Koizumi – Love Live!
Rin Hoshizora - Love Live!
Maki Nishkino - Love Live!
Rance – Rance
Tsubasa Kira - Love Live!

Dodgers: (8)
Miki Sayaka – Madoka Magica
Akemi Homura – Madoka Magica
Momiji Inubashiri – Touhou
Rosa – Pokemon Black & White 2
Satania - Gabriel Dropout
You Watanabe - Love Live
Nozomi Tojo – Love Live
Anemone - Eureka Seven.

Reds: (8)
Kurisu Makise - Steins;Gate
Amanda O'Neill - Little Witch Academia
Mayoi Hachikuji – Bakemonogatari
Kneesocks - Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Maria Momoe - Big Windup!
Angel – King of Fighters
Galko - Oshiete! Galko-chan
Maya Takahashi - Amagami.
Moriko Moriok - Recovery of an MMO Junkie.

Yankees (7)
Yayoi Takatsuki - iDOLM@STER Xenoglossia
Kanan Matsuura - Love Live!
Nene Sakura - New Game!
Umi Sonoda - Love Live!
Koume Shirasaka - The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls
Hifumi Takumoto - New Game!
Asuka Langly Soryu - Neon Genesis Evangelion

Braves: (7)
Meifong Sakura – Valkyrie Drive
Atsuko ‘Akko’ Kagari – Little Witch Academia
Suu – Monster Musume
Yotsuba Koiwai - Yotsuba&!
Motoko Kusanagi – Ghost in the Shell
Iori Minase - Idolm@ster
Kyou Fujibayashi - Clannad

Diamondbacks: (5)
Mila – Monster Musume
Pearl – Splatoon 2
Katsuragi - Senran Kagura
Nagatoro - Please Don't Bully Me, Nagatoro
Rin Shima - Yuru Camp

Angels: (5)
Hikari Jinno - Jiburiru.
Mari Makinami Illustrious – Rebuild of Evangelion
Ohtani – NISINsambora
Sylphynford Tachibana - Himouto! Umaru-chan
Monika - Doki Doki Literature Club

Rangers: (4)
Cerea - Monster Musume
Darknes – Konosuba
Akari Akaza - Yuru Yuri
Ozen - Made in Abyss.

Astros: (4)
Youmu Konpaku – Touhou
Sakaki - Azumanga Daioh.
Chitose Karasuma - Girlish Number
Louise de La Vallière - Zero no Tsukaima

Nationals: (2)
Umaru Doma – Himouto! Umaru-chan
Gary ‘Dicks’ Oak - Pokemon

Orioles: (1)
Auriana – Lolirock

Red Sox: (1)
Ellen Baker – New Horizon
That 3DPD they stole from the Dodgers

Giants: (LOL, no)
Disgusting furfag shit
3DPD

again with this shit, jesus christ

Digging through a cusb forum for gems from the recent past.

forums.prosportsdaily.com/showthread.php?902259-Heyman-Cubs-sign-Jason-Heyward/page11

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Good point it does.

>ABG
Is that the Anime Baseball Gods?

>Reckerposters
What are Reckerposters?

Dodgers select Toshinou Kyouko from Yuru Yuri

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yeah I mean its easy to go back in hindsight. he was an above average hitter and one of the best defensive outfielders in the league before coming to Chicago, he's failed to deliver on both ends

he’s gonna love it there ;)

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you heimlich supporters are disgusting
fuck you guys!

Inspector Godgers society here

If you take a closer look, though, he was always a fairly uneven hitter. He never consistently displayed elite or near-elite qualities from year to year outside of his defense. To a lesser extent he showed plate discipline, but it was in conjunction with fairly middling batted ball outcomes. He had a ground ball heavy profile, middling hard contact, with a fairly smooth downward drift in power production from his 27 homer season.

His last two seasons in Chicago look very similar to his last season in Atlanta.

>Cusb fans wanted Hatsune Miku
>Cusb could only afford Yowane Haku
SCUBA

The game 7 speech made it all worth it.

you have to go back

because he’s a transsexual with ice cold takes

Based Heims

>Based Heims
You’re a based Heimlich poster.

The Atlanta Braves select Miku Nakano, from 5-toubun no Hanayome.

Poor bastard even ended up looking like Farrell. Nice call, Skip.

IGS here

lol cringe!

this is crazy

Baltimore Orioles select Haruna Takaoka from Tiger Mask W, and Min Min from ARMS. We get two at a time for compensation for how poorly the teamed performed last season.

GENTLEMEN, how would baseball address players who are multi armed mutants or androids?
Would they require special rules like the switch pitcher?

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Ban disableds from competing! That includes mentally disabled ones too! They could have a savant or something!

Has there ever been an idiot savant baseball player?

Yes I call them physically savanted. They are the low IQ but all around talented players of baseball.

why would a knuckleballer need peds?

>Has there ever been an idiot savant baseball player?
Yogi Berra

Stealing picnic baskets isn't baseball.

Based

>

Here we go threadies here we go

oh you can die now asshole

Sorry it won't happen again

All aboarrrdddddd!

I was very angry....

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I call them the Autistros

this royals bro is crazy

Someone put a stop to this sickopath

what sabremetric should I devote myself to this year

UBR. Nay sayers call it roleplay for shut-ins but then the runner advances to second and we're all breaking out the calculators

whats UNR? Google only shows university of Nevada reno

I call it university of nevadoodoo

Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion) to the Brew Crew!

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>gaysconsin

No gays allowed.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>boystown brewers
kek

the milwaukee brewers of boystown are in the thread!

Scuba kek scuba!

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blue sophie to the red sock!

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>cusb

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>gayconsin

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For a second there I thought the Brewers were on there twice.

most people don't even remember the Brewers once

I’m British so I don’t know much about baseball but didn’t Brad Pitt complete this shit a decade ago with maths?

yes. that's why he has so many world series trophies to go along with his Oscars OH WAIT

>complete
someone didn't even make it to the end of the movie

One Week lads

One week until Spring Koshien Threads
Get those bunt memes ready

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i'm ready for her bunt memes, if you catch my implication.

i catch and i need inform you that she has only has 16 years old

that means FBI OPEN UP!

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the agent of consent in Brazil is 14

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>agent of consent in Brazil is 14
>he still belives in this

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>age autocorrects to agent
Never seen someone glow this hard before

Who?

how long until they both demand a trade to a contending team?

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Based Harpie will be counting his rings with Trout and DeGrom.

Why would Harper be counting rings with future Yankees DeGrom & Trout?

Machado will be a Yankee in 2 years. Harper will be one in 4 years.

Its a hard pill to swallow for Poodres and Lillies fans, but neither Machado or Harper wanted to be on your stinking teams. If the Yankees weren't absolute cheapskates they'd both be in Yankees Pinstripes right now. Do you guys really think if the Yankees matched their offers they'd have picked your lousy teams willingly? Sorry its just facts sweeties...

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>Do you guys really think if the Yankees matched their offers they'd have picked your lousy teams willingly?
Nope. But the Yankees didn't match the offers, did they?

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Honestly. I have nothing against you guys. More so the Lillies and Harper dicksuckers. These Phillies fans trying to teardown Machado and downplay the Padres signing and act like they won the offseason. Niggerdelphia is beyond pathetic and obnoxious and slightly insecure too.

I appreciate that. Don't get me wrong, I'm excited we have Machado, and hope he can help our prospects as they come up, but he is only one man. I feel vindicated by most projections, because even at my most hype, I still only expected the Dad's to win mid-70 games. Until the prospects can prove they have Major League talent to justify their ranking, I'll remain humble with my expectations.

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James Shields lol

LETS GO ASTROS go luck next year everyone else

morning, daddy

Yea Forumsstros demand chika

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Bros..

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What is her deal?

Possible related search: Zero Two
Should have included the anime name.

me sliding

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anime is kaguya sama:love is war

Gonna be sweet when my Yankees get number 28 this year and the Lillies don't even make the playoffs.

>Not posting the commercial
youtube.com/watch?v=tWCXaEJkNFM

Newfags were a mistake.

Why would i want to post the whole thing when i posted the best part. Welcome to /mlb/ newfriend, enjoy your stay.

over-under on 30 innings pitched this year

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can't wait till he goes into his first prolonged slump and get's booed by pilthydelphia "fans"

>you should never boo a player for underperforming
Name 3 boo proof players in Philly hiatory

I like how even in his presser he said there would be down years. LMAO!

Alrrady went to another team in the otber thtead

he better update it then

Harper is traded to the Marlins before the trade deadline this year

>Nene Sakura - New Game!
give nene to Astros and give Makino Yagami (IdolM@ster) to yankees

why did the yankees steal nene?

i have no idea user, someone should had put her at random

btw put the waifu that i made thanks by an user-challenge as easter egg if you are going to make that drawing this year

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youtu.be/_5XPnna-fqs

TYBP

Based Jays

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he's STILL pitching? His arms should have fallen off years ago

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Philabro here

My lifetime, cant speak for bobby clarke or chuck bedinarik:

1 dawkins
2 utley
3 hmmm..... wearbrook? Cliff lee?
We Booed ai when he dogged it when he came back, and howard and rollins were booed

*westbrook

What do y'all think about the new Rangers ballpark?

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looks a bit fake

lol philthies

It's a render of the stadium of course it looks fake

Haha lillies

Looks nice, I like the floating seats in the outfield

Heehee Larper

Fuck off retard

Probably going to be another shitty meme launching pad like pretty much every other new park out there. But at least there will be more luxury boxes complete with wifi, 5G, and ass cancer.

Topkek Philpees

>The best part is not them batting.
Newfag projecting detected.

This is an outrage!

Nice.

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you are

pretty ballpark for historically the shittiest team in MLB

nothing is boo-proof in Philly

they'll boo their own mothers if she went 0-4

Dawkins and Utley are boo proof.

Dumb muthafucka

Who is Dawkins

Shove this post up your asshole

Take that post and stick it so far up your behind that you CHOKE ON IT!

they are until they fuck up. even Boston booed Nomar eventually.

t. Philly

imagine the fucking process? hahahah how MUCH of an INCEL do you have to be to tell yourself imma post anime girls as a "team" because I dont like what modern girls do I'm so LONELY!!! IT MUST BE BECAUSE WOMEN ARE NOW ALL HOES! WAAAH!

HaHAHAHAHAHAHAH! pussy ass nigga

you are embarasing, embarasing as fuck! all the work it took to make that post just to say "im an incel what up". LOL

u really are nigga, u really are indeed homie god bless hahahahahahah

^
Uncultured savage in our mitts.

Someone Chika this faggot.

Imagine signing a banged up ex-catcher who has no defensive ability at any position and is equally as likely to be a poor hitter as a great hitter in any given season ... and making him the highest paid player in history.

what kind of awful team would do that?

>mfw grown men watching japanese cartoons and unironically lusting after them

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loser has been spotted in outpost 9132573! I repeat, loser has been spotted in outpost 9132573. Sick this faggot boys!

>NL East
1. Nationals
2. Braves
3. Mets
4. Phillies
5. Nationals

>NL Central
1. Cardinals
2. Brewers
3. Reds
4. Cubs
5. Pirates

>NL West
1. Dodgers
2. Rockies
3. Padres
4. Giants
5. Diamondbacks

>AL East
1. Yankees
2. Red Sox
3. Rays
4. Blue Jays
5. Orioles

>AL Central
1. Indians
2. I can't remember anyone else in this trash division

>AL West
1. Astros
2. Angels
3. A's
4. Rangers
5. Mariners

>2. I can't remember anyone else in this trash division
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why I oughta!!!!

1. Nationals
5. Nationals

The Marlins will be your 2019 world series champions

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>AL Central 2.
oh any time you want to make an appointment to die just know that it isn't necessary. you can die any time, any place asshole

I forgot the other team in the division

It's okay. Miami forgot about them years ago.

hot damn dis post be fia!

Cusb is for cute boys

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^this guys a savage! shows no fuckin mercy! damn! this cray

uh yeah soulja boy tellem
yu-dar-shit
yudarshit
yu-dar-shit
yudarshit

I like Globe Life a lot more

>NL East
1. Nationals
2. Mets (Wild Card)
3. Phillies
4. Braves
5. Marlins

>NL Central
1. Brewers
2. Cubs (Wild Card)
3. Cardinals
4. Reds
5. Pirates

>NL West
1. Dodgers
2. Rockies
3. Padres
4. Diamondbacks
5. Giants

>AL East
1. Red Sox
2. Rays (Wild Card)
3. Yankees
4. Blue Jays
5. Orioles

>AL Central
1. Indians
2. Twins
3. Royals
4. Tigers
5. White Sox

>AL West
1. Athletics
2. Astros (Wild Card)
3. Angels
4. Mariners
5. Rangers

Worlds Eries: Indians vs. Brewers
Champion: Indians
Worlds Eries MVP: Trevor Bauer

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Sounds right.

Wouldnt be mad

The Yankees are winning the world series. Get over it chimps.

>literal mest-tier pitching durability

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear/hand, foot and mouth disease
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
biceps tendonitis
hamstring
>tfw no old/fat

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March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

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That will be stankee fans this season

Need to update this for Yankees.

Based bauer

Be my guest.

Daily reminder that New York City smells like stale hobo piss.

>cubes

Swing and a miss

>cusb

Based bauer!

Strike 2. You're chasing. Not even in the right region.

Tom Seaver has dementia :- (
“Tom will continue to work in his beloved vineyard at his California home, but has chosen to completely retire from public life,” the statement said. “The family is deeply appreciative of those who have supported Tom throughout his career, on and off the field, and who do so now by honoring his request for privacy. We join Tom in sending warmest regards to everyone.”

>scuba

>rookies

HAahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jon Jay lol

Cole Hamels lol

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>cusb
lol

Remember a couple of months ago when all the >yaks fans were squawking about signing Harper, Machado and Corbin?
Good times. Sniff. Good times.

>in b4 "muh rings"

Muh rangz you zoomers wouldn't know it but WE couldn't be stopped 100 years ago amirite fellow stankee bros

YOU TELL HIM

I bet Zoomers don't even re2spect Darren Jeter!

My great great grand pappy remember when the Yankees dominated the 5 team American League.

ah yes the cubes lost now it's starting to feel like regular season

only 3 more weeks......

Juan Minaya lol

Oh yeah? The Cubs sign Yowane Haku and we'll see she becomes starter material!

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>21 days until opening day
>still no gf to watch games with

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astros desu

The thing is all those guys wanted to be Yankees. Hal is just dirty kike jew when he comes to giving out big contracts. It is what it, all those guys should have been Yankees.

>confirmed cheaters
>got assraped when they couldn't cheat anymore

>He chopped off both his hands
How are you posting?

astros uh desu

astros? more like ASSblows lol

>losedian

Yea Forumsstros are crushing it desu

>The thing is all those guys wanted to be Yankees.
Dude. All those guys wanted 300 million. They don't give a fuck what color their laundry is.

Apparently in Harper's case he didn't want a World Series ring either.

The Phillies have a more recent ring than the Yankees do.

Meant the 2 time World Series appearing Dodgers that even offered him a higher AAV.

will the dodgers threepeat and will kershaw just chimp out at whoever wins the eries this season

The Nats offered him 10 - 300 which is a Higher AAV as well. The Nats have a better shot at a title than the Phils do.

Umm no they don't you simp.

The Doyers will get swept by the Yankees this year.

This is also true. What is Harper thinking?

>I want a bigger number than Manny
That's what he was thinking

the yankees will lose to the phillies as the gods demand it

Yeah. You're right. I might be a simp, but your Mom is a whore.

>Manny
You mean Stanton.

Another White Sux prospect got injured. This time by running into a fence. You can't make this stuff up.

seething lillies fan oh no no no

Phuck the Phillies. Philly is scum.

webm?

twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/739197185569361920

Yonder Alonso lol

scuba kek scuba!!!1

Are you talking about Delmonico? LMAO this is good news because it forces them to call up Eloy.

scuba kek scuba!!!

scuba kek...
......
......
.........
SCUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just said that! Say something different.

tubas to the kekies! tubas to the kekies! toot toot tubas!

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Kek scuba kek!!!1

toot toot to the kekies?! omigosh!

...based

>700 million dollar outfield

>scuba

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Furbuah has retired.

sorry sir... sorry again... Im sorry....give me another chance....
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SCUBA KEK SCUB
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SCUBA
SCUB
SCU
SC
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SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!

omg scuba kek?

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Mother of kek!

i didn't realize Hideki Irabu became a pro tuba player. Very cool!

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that's Tanaka you racist...

scuba kek.... wait for it...... SCUBA!!

>scuba!!!

scooby!

kek!

scooby!

kek!

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This is cra- scuba!

Holy scuba

Based Bryce Harper and the Phillies!

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white sox to the scubies!

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>lillies

Furbush has retired.

Phillies!

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>filthies

Based Phillies!

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Based Phillies

>cringe failies

We're not talking about the mets though! We're talking about the based Phillies of Philadelphia!

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Will you please give me a quick rundown on James Shields?

Opening day Mets starter! Aaand now batting third, catcher, Jessica Mendoza!

For me, it's the Philadelphia Philadelphias.

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For me, it's big game James

Based Philsbros

TURNS OUT RAFAEL DEVERS CUT THE BABY FAT & IS NOW A TURBO CHAD

The Washington offer had roughly $100M in deferred money. It wasn't a better offer than the one he got from Philadelphia.

>Aaand now batting third, catcher, Jessica Mendoza!
Is she the Mets first ever female player?

Well there's Wilmer Flores

I've heard rumors about another Mets catcher.

still incel

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He's to young to lay a claim like that.

>Well there's Wilmer Flores
Huh? He’s a guy.

more like rafael whatevers

member that time brycetavius d’harper played in black face?

remember mlb baseball

Not only that, in this case 10/300 is only better than 13/330 if Harper is still good enough to get better than 3/30 in his ages 36-39 seasons. There's nothing ruling that out right now, but gambling 30 million on the chance for more that far into the future is considerable risk.

The California teams had high income taxes working against them in addition to less guaranteed money.

forgot the racist pic

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Isn't the AL Central one of the only divisions where all teams have at least 2 World Series titles?

A poor imitation of NPB.

>ree
>Facts and research.
kek!

I member

>I've heard rumors about another Mets catcher.
To whom do you refer?

>Mets catcher
I heard all the Mets are catchers

Why is Brodie trying to bury this guy by loading up the roster with his old clients?

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im just going to say it right now bros...

I FUCKING
HATE
REALLY HATE
RACISM

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Baseball was better before n*ggers and sp*cs invaded it.

Calm down autismo

Second'd.

Didn’t Irabu hang himself? Lmfao

Wrong. South Americans have made baseball 100x better.

third’d

lmao imagine being this much of a silly billy

lol @ silly billy

>Baseball was better before n*ggers and sp*cs invaded it.
Does spics include Recker?

Hot take: inspector gaygers is actually a shitposter

Hm... Good use of intuitive induction, although wrong, one thing I must ask is:
Do you have any basis for these claims? In Yea Forums's detectives we have it drilled into our heads that every single claim must be supported with evidence, otherwise you are just like the shitposter you are looking to expose.

I suggest you take a long look in the mirror before coming after me. Good bye. I'll leave you to yourself to think about the domination you just received.

:)

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>Hot take: inspector gaygers is actually a shitposter
We’re all shitposters, dear, except for based huebro ABG. It’s ur only true broship.

Fuck bros... Tom Servino diagnoised as retarded.... can I get an F in the chat

Press S to spit on grave

take your F and shove it up your A

thank you inspector

>servino

Yea Forumsstros!

you've never provided evidence for your claims

I’m not a shitposter I try to discuss hard contact rates

ABG is unironically the worst poster here next to the tryhard 2017 reddit oldfags.

>ladies and gentlemen your 2019 National League Champions

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"Ladies"?

ah yes the Yea Forumsstros the 2019 world series champions what about them?

Who are the Yankee players in this picture supposed to be? lmao the team is so sterile, literally everyone fits the three player templates.Short haired white guy, short haired hispanic guy, short haired black guy.

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>56%kees

Clearly in order from left to right:
Petite
Texiera
Jeter

You fucking casual.

Dios mio.....

Wrong its
La Goblina
El Creatura
Del Ogros

Reminder.

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>22
oh no lads it's their year

Tanaka
Bane
Stanton

The guy on the right is definitely L. Creatura

Confirmed.

it is from 2016

I'll take the 66% huwhyte to the 33% huwhyte any day

Why hasn't someone made a Bryce Harper pagliacci meme yet? Clown question bro

I think on the left it's Tyler Austin, Mark Texiera and then maybe Beltran before he got traded. The guy on the right could also be A-Rod, but he might've retired by this point in the season could also be Sanchez.

>I'll take the 66% huwhyte to the 33% huwhyte any day
Explain this please. What’s a huwhyte?

I know him, he's good friends with Tim Apple.

A phonetic pronunciation of "white" with an sjw accent thrown in

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Choo Choo

New bread when?

finish the old loaf first, fatty

ALL ABOARD

Chugga chugga hou houu

What’s this?

hou aboard!

NEXT/NEW and hopefully just the one

Excited - to - see - the - next - thread

Nu though.

Missed this before. 100% Accurate.

5 posts early autistic faggot!

On time real thread when?

here:
try not be a faggot

c-h-o-o-c-h-o-o-!-!

Gonna need someone to make a new pls

Houspie is on a seeth!!

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Hes using phones to have different ips now kek!

It really is one of the better shitshows going currently

>everyone i don't like is the same astroposter
Imagine being this guy.

t. houspergie

MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

Dodgers select Arcueid Brunsted

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