How do you keep choking this hard?

they get to train in a competitive league while PSG sleeps until march

>solely the money
...and living in Paris

Because they play farmer teams for 5 weeks straight and then can't suddenly switch it on when they play a good team

No era penal but unlike the blatant UEFAlona 6-1 refball, you can't really blame the VAR or refs. They literally gave 2 goals to manure and rightfully so deserve to be knocked off.

They need a better captain and grow some balls instead of trying to look out for excuses everytime

living in Paris is a downside when you could play in Monaco

Anyway, this season has been grounds for Kehrer and Kimpembe to get laid off.

Because of farmers league

Whoever invested in PSG made a suicidal mistake

“Choking” implies that they’re any good. They’re not. And they’re certainly not used to games as intense as tonight’s.

Actually Guardiola is really passionate. Also the main draw for current Man City for players is his style of football. The club doesn't sell themselves as the money club, they just happen to have it. It's about football. PSG doesn't have that appeal. The league is shit, the new coach hasn't got a staple style of play yet. The only draw is money and the supposed success that brings. Now passion isn't enough sure, passion without skill or experience just equals more trail and error, see your Liverpools. These are the obvious things in life so few people seem to get. Honestly im still baffled why this is. It's as if everyone has grown up in this protective bubble that prevents any deep learning/observation or they just lack the genetic cognitive ability to recognize. Blows me mind desu

Monaco is boring and cramped m8, even Luxembourg looks like an exciting superpower compared to it

Karma is a bitch

SOULESS TEAM

yes there is passion passion to destroy every Liverpool fans hope and dreams

They play in a nonexistent league.

>unbelievably unlucky
>Individual mistakes
Choose.

Yes but it's not ancient, dirty, and rotten like paris

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It's not luck if it's from individual mistakes fren

Yeah all the top players in the world where clamouring to play passionate football in championship with city before the money arrived

Well, yes, what were the odds of such brainfarts happening?

They completey shit the bed, luck has fuck all to do with it. How the fuck do make those mistakes against a united side missing half their first team? Unlucky would be conceding goals from freak deflections, shit mentality is something else.

this is a shitty excuse given they won the first leg
had they won tonight you'd be saying they get too much rest by playing farmer teams and United can't compete

No they weren't....

They were good in 90's, and had some moments in 2000's

>Paris, biggest city by far in the country, capital'n shit
>Supported by the media group that owned the league
>Barely average club only able to grab some cups
lmao

How do you even think during the day? I just laid it down clearly and this is what you got out of it? You inbred genetically flawed clone of a moron. Man City before Pep was just as flawed as PSG is. Only after his arrival did the direction of the club shift somewhat and the players that were added went with it. The older players adapted and those who couldn't fucked off like that nigger Yaya Touré. Mind you they were still trumped by Liverslip last season in the CL so I never said that they are the most ideal club to play for. Just that they aren't the basket case chokers PSG is and it's for that exact reason I just laid down. City has turned around some setbacks this season already and that's a great sign from your club. PSG seems to be unable to do this.

They don't have European pedigree or an elite mentality in big European games. Clubs like Manchester United carry the belief that they belong in the latter stages of the European tournaments and that they can overcome any deficit from the first leg, whereas PSG don't. Beta club.

It's not a game of chance.

Have you ever been to Paris or Monaco? I don't think you have. There's nothing in Monaco. It's tiny, and all they have are some casinos and F1 race. I mean, I guess I don't know what footballers do with their time, but I suspect whatever it is, there's more of it in Paris, and it's better.

Sure.
They were also unlucky against Barça.
They're always unlucky.

Diversity is our strength aye.

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well, what do you call Kehrer putting it on a plate for Lukaku, Buffon being a wristlet, and Kimpembe being a retard?

Money and the prospect of easy titles.
This is why it's extra delicious.

Are you retarded? What does any of that have to do with luck?

In case you haven’t noticed, there’s a pattern with PSG. They routinely lose against good European sides. They only beat Utd at OT because Martial and Lingard came off injured in the first half. The game was even until then.

When you fuck up, what do you call it?

Which one of you did this?

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Monaco has the sea, the Mediterranen climate. Luxembourg is cold and depressing, with ugly buildings and a city centre I can walk across in less than 5 minutes.

You did

In a one horse race, the jockey doesn't need to push his horse over the line at full gallop, but can slow down at a canter. PSG don't hit the finish line at full gallop. Their bodies and minds are conditioned like animals, this is what training is for, repetition achieves perfection. PSG week in, week out, finish at a canter.

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>How do you keep choking this hard?
it's simple really, buy all the most hyped and expensive players regardless of what kind of player you need, change coach every year to make sure he doesn't have the time to build the automatism, culture and system that make a great team, and finally, play in a uncompetitive league.

I could see them winning something if they make something about the two firsts points, but they won't.

Being incompetent. Being underprepared. Anything but luck you stupid effeminate frog faggot

1) Their best player was injured (let's not forget this).
2) They got screwed by VAR for a penalty which never was.
3) Two awful individual errors in defence.
4) Their main striker didn't have a great game.
5) Lack of a killer instinct in the 2nd half, seemed content to play it out for a win and then got bit in the arse by 2) in stoppage time.

I call it football.
It happens to all teams, not just PSG.
But to PSG it always happens at the same stage in the UCL.

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kehrer and kimpembe are not good though, nothing to do with luck here

And in France we usually call it bad luck

>In a one horse race, the jockey doesn't need to push his horse over the line at full gallop, but can slow down at a canter.
This.

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Don't listen to this retard

Was that what he was trying to say?

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Wtf is this, did a hurricane pass by?

>intense

ONE
FUCKING
BILLION
FIVE
AND
THEY'RE
STILL
SHIT

wtf is that paris? never going to that shithole

NO MAN IS AN ISLAND. PSG are making themselves an island in a sea of mediocrities. What Qatar need to do is; buy all the teams in the league, and create an archipelago.

United had a laundry list of injuries and suspension for this game.

Using injury as an excuse...just fucking lol

>buffold
>um'bongo instead of cavani
>literally who defenders

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Never forget

Don't worry, they don't need you, they have enough niggers as it is

Every game is a breeze for them so they win every game the same way... by dominating the opposition and scoring tons of goals.

When they have to face teams that can actually fight back and apply a bit of pressure at the end of a game they completely fold because they're not used to it.

this looks like shit desu

football is a garbage sport

>They play in a shit league which they steamroll every year, giving them an inflated opinion of themselves.
>Because the only thing going for playing for PSG in that league is how monumentally rich they are, they attract the worst kind of mercenary cunt players who just want to beat SPL tier teams 6-0 and collect 500k a week without trying.
>Therefore the team has little spirit, cohesiveness or determination as they rarely face any sort of adversity and when they do, they completely collapse mentally.

City beat EPL teams by wider margins than PSG beat Ligue 1 teams

Yeah but they have to or another team will win the title.
PSG could take 10 games off a season and still win the league.

Tonight’s game was as mentally intense as it gets. PSG are simply not used to that pressure.

They’re mediocre players mate. That’s why they play in France.

PSG have a better goal difference, fewer losses and a much larger lead in the league than City

And if City were to play in ligue 1?

They would be so far ahead with you sitting in 2nd.

Where in my post did I imply otherwise?
>you
I'm not a PSG fan

and city wont be winning a CL anytime soon either. You can't buy a bunch of mercs and expect them to have the mental fortitude to represent the club. There's like 2-3 players that actually want to be at PSG or City. If Barcelona or Real Madrid came calling they'd jump ship right away

>ugly buildings and a city centre I can walk across in less than 5 minutes
This is a picture of Monaco (which is 1,000 times smaller than Luxembourg btw).

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>instead of Cavani
Cavani probably couldn't play for more than 10 minutes

>Next year is our year, mon cherie

>mon cherie

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I'm actually white and of european descent
not gonna visit that shithole anyways, looks worse than retiro

PSG played as though they had already advanced. They should have worked hard to kill the tie, instead they were trying to play fancy football: no look passes, feint rabonas, backpasses, trying to outdribble the whole team, not shooting from good positions etc.
Also Mbappe is overrated as fuck, 20 years old and a WC winner plus media attention, he already thinks he is Messi + Tsunaldo combined.

Rashford is based.
Mbappe will spend his career like Neymar: sitting on the bench recovering from the injuries after another unimpressed defender twofoots his showboating ass.

Where can i watch the game.... without having to pay, im a manc but im a poor

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>Why does bottle saint germain keep bottling?
Domestic league is a joke desu.

No that's just wrong to just make it this way
Apart from this «penalty» Kimpembe the choker had a fine game
Kehrer was horrendous from start to finish
Buffon was literally not keeping the goal, fucked up everything he did
Draxler is like a ghost, never where he should be
Dani Alves was one of the better players for fuck sake and he played like 3 positions in the match
The dude in charge of recruiting needs to fuck off, the two dudds that cost us the win are atyou fault for this fuck up

>tfw watched the game on telly for free
join the Comintern, George.

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My wife’s father cried about how shitty Paris was compared with how he imagined it. Literally cried.

Kimpembe shouldn’t have even been on the pitch after the shit he was doing in the first leg.

I don't really see your point but ok

>plastic oil-money club full of mercenaries collapses in the face of determined opposition
More news at 10. Fuck I hate United but I'm so fucking glad they dumped these cunts out,

>spend nearly 250million dollars on your back 4

Pep is great la

Checked

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Kimpembe isn’t a good player. He fucked up over and over again at OT and should’ve been sent off. Tonight he made another crucial mistake.

You say that but Manure is literally the most plastic club in existence.

I can’t believe earlier today i said that psg could not possibly lose against a crippled ManU, and two frenchies noted how mbrap and co would choke.. jesus i love this sport

I never asked for this feel

You've never been Mohammad, and you likely never will

How exactly? Because they’re better at capitalism than all the other super clubs that are trying to emulate them?

5 United academy players played tonight. 2 more were unused subs.

What? I agree I am not Mohammad and will never be Mohammad neither do I want to be Mohammad.

Which is rich considering your flag.
Manure customers are 80% bandwagoners and cringy pakis / indians who say "we" as if they were brought up in manchester.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

Never allow immigration Japbro

typical mestizo with cafe-con-leche colored skin from argentina who believes "i'm wuait'

Club =/= third world fan base

Agreed.
But plastic = third world bandwagoner fanbase.

Being plastic has little to do with the players tho?

>What? I agree I am not Mohammad
lol calm down Pranav i'm only winding you up

And be the poorest person in Monaco? No thanks

they're mercenaries, no one gives a shit about the great club of PSG and their plastic fans, they won't bleed for it, they are there for their paycheques and thats it

Artistic obsession isn’t the same as passion

>meme manager
>40 year old buffon
>scheisshrer
>kimbamba
>best player has a bad day
>second and third best players injured

So, PSG needs a defense and a man who can organize a defense

why did oil buy psg in the first place?

Who cares lol

Fuck the frogs and fuck neymar

>blanc
lost to a average man city full of 40 yo FBs at the time
>emery
won 4-0 first leg just to lost 6-1 second leg
>tuchel
capitulated a 2-0 away win with a 3-1 lost at home to non dabable manure's B team
>inbetween these massive failures, conceded a league title to monaco

>cafe-con-leche colored skin

Audibly kek'd

Man City haven't win the CL, though. They only win domestic trophies, just like PSG

Cortès is one of my favourite artists and his paintings make Paris look wonderful. I'm well aware of Paris syndrome though and so have no plans to visit. I don't wish to spoil the mental picture.

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They just got refballed this time.

Non trips of truth

Nope, they played like shit, like arrogant pieces of shit. I hope Mbappe will learn something from'that, because I cant stand his smug look anymore

Mercenaries worked well for Chelsea though

They got refball in their favour in the first leg though. PSG are out because they choked in the round of 16 yet again. Blaming VAR or the referee is a weak excuse.

>They got screwed by VAR
I hate how people decided to blame the var and not the ref for mistakes. God knows why people tend to blame technology and not humans. And I also hate how the VAR is treated like a deus ex machina when it's just more people looking at screens.

>non dabable manure's B team
based 99 poster

This post has to be b8, surely? These excuses are Ty-tier.

What does Real Madrid's 3 fluke wins and PSG's 3 fluke loses say about this competition?

Rare intelligent post

Maybe the sport is changing like how the NFL changed. The NFL used to be about running and lighting people up with crunching hits. Now it's all about quarterback dragons.
I'd rather see someone pull off an impressive dribble than get taken out for half a season from hard tackles. Or maybe that's just me.

Based Kraut philosopher

When you monopolize your own league you will always fail internationally. Not that it matters as the Champions League is rigged.

kek

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>united isnt a dirty money club

True, but at least they play in a League where they're actually used to competition. JJ is another clear example, Porto as well even if they're bad

made that money from selling shirts to us and chinks not by pumping oil macacocinho

Farmer's league is not an argument, Ajax is steamrolling on nearly the same level as PSG (especially the first season half), but they are still able to perform against larger clubs.

O DI MARIA

>steamrolling on nearly the same level
>5 points behind PSV

I have no love whatsoever for PSG and I hope they all burn down but you're delusional and talking out of your ass.
Ajax is nothing but a feeder club that happened to do good this year. You won't make the CL quarterfinals for at least 8 years after this

Incoherent and incorrect post. Sad!

They were without Neymar and Cavani. That's huge for any team

>accuses fans of being plastics
>entire slum is made out of plastic

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Not cringe at all, this is actually pretty good

>I mean
Is this the söy grin of reponses

Do football players in other countries play for free?
Stop with this retarded "muh money" communist bullshit - money is everywhere in football nowadays, and it's a good thing

Arrogant Frenchman doesn't think mistakes are normal in football so it was all luck.

It’s literally not you fascist idiot, look at all the big clubs around the world they’ve pretty much lost their identity and connection with the fans due to their sugar daddies, Man City vs Chelsea doesn’t mean anything

Your own country is a great example, a shit tier league with a criminal bringing all the money into your biggest club.

imagine defending unironically arab oil club 1 to look better than arab oil club on the internet

Nope, Ukrainian league is a great example of money being good for a quality of football - only good clubs are the ones owned by rich people - they can afford legionaries while develop decent academies.
It's simple - more money =more competition = more quality. Football is the best sport in the world because it has the most wealth involved.
Football clubs losing their "regional coonections/identities" is a dubious claim.
Even if it does happen, money is not a sole or main reason of this - it's rather the media that lets people from all around the world watch European clubs play.

You are literally mentally ill I can’t imagine what it’s like to be such a plastic psycho

Fuck your mother

opponent mistakes is literally how anyone wins anything.

They were. In 2007 I worked on Ligue 1 statistics and for every 1€ invested in PSG it yielded the worst performance. There was only two aberration:

- PSG who was constantly under performing for the money investor put in it
- Some lowkey club, I don't remember which one, that was always overperforming but was poor af.

All other clubs followed more or less the same curve. You invest X you get to position Y.

manu did jack shit the whole match, celebrate your win now but you can't win cl counting only on luck.

That's what makes osg even more pathetic. Utd really didn't push for goals and still they fucked it up

French Salzburg.
One always chokes before even qualifying, the other chokes in the knockouts.

it;s the other way round. You need all the luck you can get to win CL. Strangest things have happened in this tournament.

they are pathetic, but manu didn't look good, they were technically inferior and were dominated the whole 2 legs, like with barca 2 years ago you will be out in the next round, so yes celebrate now it will not last long if you keep that low level.

>generate their own money
>routinely have academy players in starting XI
>finally showing signs of recovery following the balls up they made of replacing SAF

Yeah Man Utd really are ruining football with their overnight plastic success.

United are rich because of success, not because of an owner pumping money into the club

I'm staunch ABU but this is about the psg mental block
Fear what they would be with moneybags owners and not leeches. Shame on Liverpool and others not giving their academy players more chances

dure you can count on luck and you should, but you also dhould actually play football and try to score goals, not waiting for your opponent slips.

United did last night. And so do many other teams before them. You made it sound like PSG passed the ball into their own net while United players watching in their own half.

>7nited did last night
with 80% possession for psg ? did you wtch the match ? they never tried.

>not waiting for your opponent slips.
Waiting for your opponents to make mistakes (and forcing them to make mistakes) is a legitimate tactic. See Mou’s entire career. Being able to control a game without the ball is an art. It takes skill.

You’re coming across as a casual.

>having no understanding of strategy

You won the wc like that

and yet when you say x player is better than y, then he has to actually show more than with a penalty and a slip, you guys were underrating mbappe when he actually won a wc but now you overhype a player that actually score a pen and assisted thx to a slip, don't fool yourself.

>it was our strategy we knew they would slip

What the fuck are you talking about. You’re a teenager for sure.

>france won wc on luck
no we won because belgium was too shit.

Actually this, hold on until the final moments of the game and wait for PSG to crack under the pressure. Literally what Ole said before the game "if we get to the last ten minutes and we're still in it, then I'm happy"

wasn't meant to quote you and no i'm no teenager since a long time now

it's suicidal, manu barely tried yesterday, even lukaku said it was pure luck.

>possession
is the least important, most overrated, meaningless stat in modern football ever.

It's like you don't know anything about the SAF years

it's like you believe a meme tactic can win you a match every time don't pretend it was their strategy to be overly dominated, waited a slip a buffon mistake and a generous pen, there is no shame to say you had luck, but saying it was all on purpose is just wrong.

Ole’s game management was pretty masterful and would’ve been perfect if he’d started Dalot
>get a goal early on by pressurising PSG in the channels
>gift them an equaliser
>Buffon gifts another in return
>realises his mistake and takes out Bailly before half time
>Dalot immediately improves the team defensively and offensively
>goes to a 541 early in the second half
>turns the game into a boring congested shitfest for 30 mins
>10 mins to go he gives the signal for Utd to start pushing forward
>throws on the attacking subs
>gets the winner late on
>PSG have no time to comeback

Every team makes errors in every game. Making fewer mistakes than your opponent and increasing the chances of their mistakes is a basic tactic. It’s weird that you don’t know this.

There is something in Paris that turns everyone into a faggot
Choking against Manure Z team lmao, they got it coming. I hope it's the end of Quatar Saint Germain.

>living in Paris
That's not a good thing.

it's weird that you believe manu gave the ball to psg on purpose, it's weird that you believe manu was technically inferior to psg on purpose, it's weird that you need your young players to win you a cl ko round when you're called manu, sometimes you need luck and it's not bad, but stop saying it was tactical all along.

We knew we were inferior going into the game, so obviously we had to play as if we were. It would have been suicidal to try and outplay them you dumb frog. We held on and waiting for PSG to slip up, it's what most teams do against us

I mean, it's almost like people always talk like that, friendo. It's 2019, yikes

>it's weird that you need your young players to win you a cl ko round when you're called manu
this is the most retarded thing you've said
>10 first team injuries
>class of 92

They showed that they can not buy fame with money.
Next is the Manchester City

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Whats the average frenchies view on Paris?, is it like the UK where everyone living in London dispises it?

they were playing against pee sg yesterday. if your tactic to win this match is making your young players with 2-3 professional matches aggregated play, yes it's suicidal, it worked thx to luck yesterday, if you unironically book this tactic i guarentee you will not go that far.

The first time is bad luck
The second time, maybe it's still bad luck
The third time... the problem might be You.

P$G is just a plastic club and when you look this from the distance, you clearly see why they are so "unlucky". Same happens with manCity. They get all the oil money but 0 CL.

That's the view in every country about it's biggest city

only ones supporting paris are parisians and kids who knew nothing else.

not french, but I legit thought people were memeing when they said there are no french people left in paris. it literally is 100% muslims and blacks. apart from the airport, I don't think I saw a single french person there

he brought two young wingers on in the last 10 minutes because Martial, Lingard and Sanchez are injured. They can run and cross, which is all they needed to do. It's not like we had an academy centre back playing for 90 minutes. Are you really this dumb?

>no memes there is not a single white prople in paris lol

>thx to luck

SEETHING

you're dumb, it was last chance tactic not one you use when you're confident and can count on your strenght.

I'm not sure if you're trolling or just another retarded muhamad

it was luck when all the goals you scored were given, even lukaku who scored 2 yesterday said it was luck.

Well obviously, because Martial and Lingard are injured we couldn't count on them. It must be embarrassing to get beat by the united reserve team desu, not sure why you even brought it up

>i think you are trolling i often see managers counting on players with 2-3 professiinal matches to make you win a cl ko round and that actually work.

>injuries force you into including youth players at a club that prides itself on bringing players through the academy
>win the game
>fan of the team you beat criticises you for it
what is even happening?

Yeah, confirmed for retard.

Using the only players you have available is now a bad and untested strategy according Mahmoud here

i don't criticize his choice i criticize your posters saying eveything was done on purpose and it was tactical genius, it was not, manu were very lucky yesterfay and it's not thx to their management but thx to psg huge mistakes.

>it's weird that you believe manu gave the ball to psg on purpose

Teams do this all the time. It’s very clear that you don’t watch a lot of football. My bet is you became more interested in football after the World Cup. Ironic considering the 2018 French team conceded possession in almost every game.

finna put "imagine x" in there too

Absolute STATE of this braindead Mahmoud.

who gives 80% possession ball when you need to score goals to qualify, you're the newfag confusing everything, temas that gives the possession are the ones who score advantage or the shit ones.

Ole literally talked about his plan to be only 1 goal behind with 10 minutes to go in his prematch press conference.

ole said they needed to score first, they did but don't make me believe they were waiting for psg mistakes on purpose.

>Mercenaries worked well for Chelsea though
1 CL in 15 years, even though they spent more than 2 billion euros

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You are so fucking stupid that I don’t even know where to begin. You lack basic understanding of football. Man Utd knew if they spent the game pressing high for goals that they’d get destroyed by Di Maria and Mbappe in the spaces behind. Utd’s plan was to force PSG into mistakes by pressurising them in the right areas and turning over play quickly when PSG lost the ball. Utd sat on their 2-1 lead for most of the second half because they knew, again, that if they were too open at that point they’d be punished. You could literally see Ole on the touch line at around the 50th minute instructing his players to switch to a 541. In the last 10 minutes he made attacking substitutions and changed the formation with the intent of scoring the winner and leaving PSG without any time to score in response. You’re fucking dumb.

it just show how fake of a club psg is, it's easy to win ligue 1 playing against farmers and mailmans only having to use Qatar money to buy some "superstar". But once you come across a club that's a bit better and once the stakes are higher, your club made out of money just show its true colors and how deep the problem runs. They can't make 3 passes in a row without choking hard, the problem that the qataris don't understand is that just throwing money to make a "superstar filled team" just isn't enough, they have absolutely no vision or common goal or project, and "winning the CL" is not a project.

>don't make me believe they were waiting for psg mistakes on purpose
some teams play like that every week, like Burnley

Ajax at least have PSV and Feyenoord to keep them on their toes domestically. PSG literally just thrash farmers week in week out leaving them completely unprepared for champion's league football.
On the rare occasion that another team upsets their dominance (like Monaco a couple of years ago), they have the resources to immediately pinch their best players and destroy all semblance of competitiveness once again.

For the league.
1 CL in 15 years
And hiw many fucking managers and destroyed young prospects

>fake
>farmers
You forgot the word "plastic" to get all the buzzwords at once.

Explain how PSG could win 0-2 against MU at Old Trafford if they're so bad.

more competition?!? isnt your league just Shaktar and Kyiv:The League???

All the old guards in the history of the world say this all the time lmao. We ridiculed Paris say-goodbye because their choking habit has become a meme like liverslip, not just because they're rich.

Monaco is a literal feeder club; they don't sell because PSG is richer, but because they would sell their players to anyone anyway.

Lyon can challenge PSG (they did beat them recently) and they never ever sell their players to PSG.

I've been to Paris three times. I've also been robbed in Paris three times. Lovely architecture, shame about the populace of thieving gypsies and scheming African voodoo priests.

I've never been anywhere else where the moment you sit down on the train to the city from the airport, one guy puts a watch and a pen in front of you and waits for you to touch them so he can tell you to pay for them while another poorly plays a stringed instrument in your face with his child holding a cup out at you. Literally the worst city on the planet, people wise.

Martial and Lingard came off injured and Kimpembe inexplicably remained on the pitch to score for PSG.

Ive been to Paris. Is not as bad as /pol/ would make you think it is. Sure you'll have niggers and gypies trying to scam you on all the touristy places but other than that it was comfy.

>Explain how PSG could win 0-2 against MU at Old Trafford if they're so bad.
You're taking the problem upside down, the problem here is not "how did they win at old trafford 2-0?" but "How could they lose 3-1 at HOME playing against a B-team of ManU afyter wining 2-0?"
They won because it's what was expected from them, when you throw 1 billion in to buy superstar players, you're expecting results, positive results. But the PSG keeps on choking because of 2 reasons
- inflated egos
- no real team passion
- thinking money is the only solution
those superstar don't care, they're already paid an ungodly amount. So they show no will, no passion no nothing and think that because they won the first match and because they have superstars, it means an auto win. Also what really annoys me is that they never question themselves, it's always been "we lost what should we do? .how about spend even more money in transfers? Great idea"

So you see the problem with PSG is that it's not a passion project buta vanity project

Ironically United did the same in the past 5 year. Glad it's not too late for them to gain sanity.

You could say the exact same thing about almost any top club in Europe m8

>the famous benevolent club of Manchester United, where money doesn't rule, and whose egos are not inflated at all

yes and it was their only realistic chance, had they gone full attack they would had eaten at least 4, heck they almost ate them if it wasn`t becouse of lots of missed chances

not arrogant, just better

Anyone have any psg salt to share?

how about new york? Is it bad as /pol/ claims?

>/pol/

>French team
>"Paris Saint German"

Really makes you think

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Parisian are worthless subhuman, nothing new here, even whith the biggest budget they couln't even reach semi.

From my personal experience no city that /pol/ claims to be infested with muslims and blacks is nowhere near as bad as it's made out to be.

I cant believe all the pundits saying psg were so overconfident. They were obviously nervous, and understandably so. Playing at home can have polar opposite effects depending on the situation. They wouldn't be relaxed going up against unpredictable manu with psg`s CL history, success in the home league, the odd ownership and immense budgets, and the city of paris with its expectations.
They seemed shaky to me, anyway

I've been living in this city for the last 15 years and none of this happened to me. Your face must attract trouble I'm sorry fren

Considering Paris' romanticised reputation, self-proclaimed imagery and historical significance, it certainly is a massive letdown.

>been robbed in Paris three times
I just dont believe that

I've never been to Paris in particular but in a lot of popular tourist destinations what people sometimes seem to be dissapointed by is the fact that people actually live there rather than just pose for picturesque paintings.

What a weird thing to be disappointed by. I'd imagine people would get more pissed at other tourists invading and shitting up the place.

Paris and France in general is also extremely romanticised in Japan and other parts of Asia for some reason.

I understand that too but let's be honest the pen was good fortune and utd didn't look like scoring at all

Qatar so obviously should just buy another french team to build competition
Agree. Soon as lukaku scored they froze

I hope Tuchel stays.
The team really shat the bed but it's really a sum of misfortune, at least I want to believe that they if they replayed the game 10 times they'd win it 10 times.
They've had unlucky draws for years and don't get me wrong you have to beat the best teams to win it all but they drew Madrid last year and ManU this year while finishing top of their group.
Also 6-1 was a refballfest.
ManU were missing lot of players but they have more depth and PSG was missing both Cavani and Neymar.
Then Ligue 1 sucks, there are some tough contenders but it's too easy overall. Hard to get motivation.

He's not wrong because many tourists (especially Anglos) seem to think Parisians are all touristic guides that were placed in the streets for their enjoyment.

No, I can't tell you where the Louvre is because you're 3 km away and I have a bus to catch in the next 30 seconds, m8.

Sensible post desu

>ManU were missing lot of players but they have more depth and PSG was missing both Cavani and Neymar.
The United bench was literally, Dalot, Rojo, Romero and four 17 year olds

Chimpempe was fouling left right and centre, play wrecklesly and you will concede penaltys

Which may be better than Choupo, Dagba and Nkunku

>set up to counter attack
>not waiting for mistakes

Pls explain how this concept is foreign to you

It's Kipembe. Putain de chat noir porte poisse ce mec.

Posts like these are what makes everyone reply poo in a loo to you pajeet

Most plastic club in exsistance? Team full of academy players?

Sounds like bitterness to me.

Barça also scored in the first minute when the 6-1 happened...probably the worst way to start.

>not caring about the league and hype yourself up for the CL matches.
>you're super hyped and does a misstake
>you're suddenly in a bad spot and start overcompensating leading to more misstakes and eventually lose the game due to misstakes

There is such a thing as a big game player and psycology in sports should never be underestimate. For example Thiago Silva is a choker and I'm guessing there are a lot more of them in the PSG team. They played so poorly yesterday that they lost the game more than ManU won it. The last min pen was just icing on the cake

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That's what you get for living in the 2nd worst city in Europe, Paris.
The picture of Neymar's face as United seals the deal will give me pleasure and happiness in life for (many) years to come too, what a wonderful game

This picture has unironically become my desktop background
Absolutely brilliant

You sir are a true connoisseur.
Have another beautiful pic

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I guess whatever pig pen is the capital of Denmark is the worst?

A possesion hungry mercenary team will NEVER win a CL. Mark my words

Copenhagen is nice 2bh.

Thank you, kind Swede!
The worst major city I've visited is London, no banter

to commit suicide yes what a borefest, everything is closed after 5PM, it gets dark at 2PM and the food is terrible.
Best thing are semi-legal drugs and an inflatable goat in a sex shop window

Rebrand the club to Pari Saint-Germain and they win the triple.

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>park the bus
>dont even try to attack
>score 3 goals anyway

kek

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>Choupo, Dagba and Nkunku

True historic French names there

lel bruxelles is worse than copenhagen

Choupo-moting is actually g*rman

By which metric?

Well at least it's a funny shithole, cheap beer all night and nobody cares what you do

Not to different to London then