GUESS WHO'S BACK

who's that again?

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Not a Porto fan but I appreciate the UEFA ranking points. Let's kick R`ssia out of the top 6

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BASED

best team won

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>Souuuuuu super dragao eu sou

I was trying to hear Porto fans singing but the commentators can't shut their mouths for 2 seconds

Anyways CONGRATS PORTO based af team

FOOTBALL KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU

someone who's still in the Champions league

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This is the biggest amount of emotion I've felt since I had to leave the love of my life and go home 3000 km away.

sneed

We didn't go all out on you for this game, fren

FORCA PORCO

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Good luck whenever you finally draw an actual UCL team.
In all seriousness, you were great tonight and I'm glad you're through.

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I'm sorry I doubted you guys, I repent from my thread I made earlier. Please forgive me.

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BASED

BASED

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BASED

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Im happy when portuguese anons are happy

thank you Bacalhau brother

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Thanks for the cod, friend. Without Bacalhau our people would surely perish.

VERY good thread

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See you in the final Mr Portoposter

This.
Especially now, since it's Lint. Gotta get that cod on Fridays

BASED

>posting midseason table
>not posting his embarassing result in europe
you moors sure are subhuman

*beats Poorto 5-0 home and away in your path*

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Hope they draw Liverpool again for even bigger Portoposting memes.

Careful you don’t spill your wine, fren!

Based af

How did my mexican boys play tonight portobro?

APOLOGIZE TO BASED PORTO POSTER Yea Forums

>spurs will eventually choke
>ajax only won thanks to barcelona demoralizing real
>united won't be getting three gifted goals every match
So far I can't see a single team stopping Porto.

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GOOD post

>embarassing
If only we would have played against mighty Schalke and Galatasaray (who we eliminated in EL with 2 wins)
FUCKING IDIOT thats why i always root against porto

That and you have nothing else to do when there's CL football on.

>implying im a lowlife scumbag tripeiro like you
olha para cima filho da puta

You might be the biggest brainlet on Yea Forums right now, congratulations.

and you derived this based on what exactly?
idk if you're the same guy but the other dude just mentioned facts and even congratulated porto and you got all triggered and started with the "muh subhuman moors" thing
so, whos the retard here?

Nothing to apologize for here lad, I've always known he's been based.

Based. If porto makes it to semis, i will watch your league.

We'll do our best

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based

they did really well based Mexibro

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Ajax - Porto QF

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>olha para cima

Vamos ver por quanto tempo.

>thread about Porto's CL win
>butthurt benficuck barges in yelling "M-muh liga NOS hehe Porto btfo"

The absolute state of this brainlet

>tfw no based Ajax v Porto CL final

what did pepe mean by this?

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based sexy conceicao

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>I am the chairman now

Based Liege supporter, our victories with Sérgio are yours too

Btw, have you forgiven based Defour?

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he's sending Roma to the bench
you need to be an intellectual to understand Pepe's deep and insightful commentary

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Pepe literally has the voice of power. He can knock down people with his very words.

but there is one they fear
in their tongue he's "maiale portoghese"...
Dragonborn! FUS RO DAH!

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Based

>0-0
>2 wins

Refball

cope

>the camera was biased
COPE harder faggot, we all saw the footage and Marega barely even touched Schick get over it

But Benficaca stopped Porto in their league and Benfica is getting stopped by Dani "Honorary Croat" Olmo and his Dinamo Zagreb. Believe it.

Super Bock >> Birra Moretti

good post, also remember Porto Wine is better then whatever the fuck Roma drinks

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Now this looks like a job for me
So Yea Forums just follow me
'Cause we need a little memery
'Cause champions feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So Yea Forums just follow me
'Cause we need a little memery
'Cause champions feels so empty without me

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Went to Porto in 2017 and bought a load of Port and superbock. Good stuff.
Coming back in the summer to watch the nation's league

What are UEFA points even for

BASED AND PORTOPILLED

LOVED HOW BASED ARYAN PEPE DABBED ON THAT MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT DZEKO. HE LITERALLY REMOVED THE KEBAB FROM THE QUARTERFINALS

>aryan pepe
jej

Thanks, Mickey

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congrats on last night game portofags but losing to benfica last weekend is a shame that will never be fixed unless you set fire to Lisboa.

after portoposter showed up in threads and took his mocking last year following getting demolished by liverpool i gained a lot of respect for portofags

good thread fuck jannies

>gets eliminated by Liverpool, again

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>Liverpoo

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>Superbock
Trully our greatest ally, not drinking that piss water Sagres.

Mantlets r us

>all those manlets
>advert is centralised while the club’s own badge in swept aside
Yikes

Liver-who? You mean those comedy jobbers from the premier league? Pssh. We'd have more trouble with ajax.

Can I drink Bohemia without being called a puta?

Still not watching your league
Good luck with the CL though

>implying >we'll make it past Buyern

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Nope. Women of good only drink champagne and port and patrician women whisky

>we lost against Benfica staurday
Fucking shit

>Benfica

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Based and /elite/pilled

>Slipping the league

>benficaca
how's anybody going to watch our league if they fuck up like that everytime they leave Portugal?

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Delete this please

why are portugalposters so much better than spainposters on Yea Forums

-english is always better
-less retarded
-less shitposting
-better memers
-bigger bros

>MAMMA MIA IT'S-A LIKE 476 ALL OVER AGAIN-A

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>tfw you will never be as cool and confident as Portoposter
How does he do it, fellas?

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post quality is proportional to league quality, so please watch it

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does portugal have natty PAWGs? thinking of visiting

To be honest. Portuguese girls are alot more prudish than you'd think.

i had to leave her 16,500 kms away

How many portoposters are there?

WE
ARE
LEGION

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All you have to do is support FC Porto, friend

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We are many, we are hidden in the shadows, we follow the original Portoposter

We multiply fast

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I've been to Porto once, can I support it now?

There are hundreds of us.

basado
(but pronounced basadu)

God knows. But they're growing by the day.

thanks for visiting and please visit again and make sure to use rent a local apartment through airbnb or a similar service, it really helps me out a lot
t. landlord

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>ywn be portobro

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>Sporting fourth in a three horse race
Oh no no no
What's wrong with them?

Cup is going to Barca or Atletico, about 80% I'd say.

there's plenty wrong with them, they haven't won since 2002...

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Why is Portugal so based lads? How do they do it?

I love porto, they gave us Juanfer

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>>posting midseason table
But porcofags were the ones saying the league was theirs back in January.

>us
What part from Buenos Aires you from, Ayy lmao?

I'm from the Patagonia

>tfw no portoposter gf

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What if he is a girl?

Sara Sampaio is a big portofan, probably portoposts all the time under anonymity too...

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What about Cerqueira?

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Aw man, I've seen her in person she's probably the hottest thing I've ever seen

>tfw always had the hots for her ever since her early Porto Canal days
Casual Moor scum that only knows her from TVI needs not to apply

Also, fuck Cristina

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you will get blacked once again

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>Unknown flag
>Patagonia
Holy shit, the jews started the Andimia Plan????

Learning Portuguese at the moment. Will Portuguese people understand me if i'm learning the Br variation?

DOZENS

this, i dont know why, but i love Portugal since im a kid despite the fact that it dont even know much about them and never been there

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You aight portoposter

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*ahem*
fuck porto, fuck moors

Can I root for based Porto ? I promise to watch your league.

we'd understand better you if you spoke Mexican Spanish slowly than br*zilian tbqh

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based and Suebipilled

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Based and catholicpilled.

She's absolutely stunning. I just don't envy Goucha cause he's a literal faggot.

I envy his Alentejan proprieties

El basado.

*steals this pic*

Yeah... fucking awful innit?

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Not enough

>Porto poster bumping this thread for three days
based

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that's exactly what happened to me

Based

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Sergio Mayer plays for Porto now? That's dope

>steals
it's a Suebi meme, you can't steal what is the common right of every Gallaecian man...

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Haha, yeah same here.

all of these are me me me...

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Based Celta of the Sete Secos

Is Casillas doing alright this year?

>had the best average of suffered goals in Europe until Saturday

Nah, he is fucking shit. Obviously that guys like De Gea, Oblak, Buffon, Neuer, Ter Stegen, Ederson, Allison, Lloris, Pickford, Navas, Courtois and Kepa are much better than him. He was never good, Mourinho was in the right. Robben exposed him hard in that really important game against Spain that gave a World Cup title to the Netherlands. Casillas was always shit. Never the best goalkeeper in the world, not even in 2019

U wot m8? I saw her when my dad went to Porto canal and I drove him there

Post more Cerqueira

Here's she with her daughter (she got pregnant when she was like 19)

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why is this thread still going strong and why is it so based?

Her tits look bigger in the other pic tbqh

Based Cerqueira turned her daughter into a model so she would be too anorexic to have children at a young age

>you now remember the original "Ready to get raped, foxes??" thread that lasted like 2 weeks

I meant Cerqueira's tits not her daughter

I know, but it needed to be said

OS NOSSOS IRMÃOS GALEGOS
'99 neva forget

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shit I do remember that thread

>ynr that yhread during Yea Forums's birthday

I will be nice to you based posters as long as you don't shitpost

Thanks Folha

Based Sapunaru

*scores in your path*

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>tfw no traditional portuguese gf
porquê viver

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what the fuck is this shit

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portuguese people of course

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>chinks
no

Please don't mock their traditional outfits, it's our culture.

Your average woman from Vila do Conde

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is it really infested with asians

Mate, if you go to Vila do conde through the Southeast you literally have to pass through a literal China Town, with Chinese New Year celebration shit and guys riding riquexós

Asians are very chill. They don't integrate, but they don't cause any trouble either. More Asians than Palops

>yes goy, buy all our companies and drive traditional local commerce out of business
at least the palops give people a justification to beat them up since they tend to resort to crime.

The Chinks are already starting to buy our football teams and put chunk players there

more than you can imagine

*is back on top*

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1, just me.

These are all me btw, I like samefagging.

>Thread still active after 4 days
Gebaseerd

Number 1 in the league HAHAHAHA

Nah Ajax was legitimately better

another day another win

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I dont remember dirty benfiquistas sayong that earlier but dont worry youll slip soon enough

BASED THREAD

Based user

Is this the most based thread in Yea Forums?

Indeed

>barely winning against fucking Feirense

>losing vs Dinamo

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Based and redpilled

Unjusted

OF COURSE

Fuck Benfica

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based portoposters

why yes, yes it is...

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Thanks Rajesh Guadaraharabaratharathatha D'Souza

Absolutely

>porqueira

post more porto qt's

christ, cant this thread just fucking die?

youtube.com/watch?v=puL8-xImbbA
please visit Porto

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I told my dad to visit Porto but he's going to Lisbon instead :(

BASED

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basáo

Yep, im thinking we're based

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basinho

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This thread is just literally my monologue

Wrong
I've been posting here for 5 days

It was just a joke, friendo.
123 posters in this thread

>123 posters in this thread
All me

benfica getting dabbed on by a fake club with no fans as I type this

90+ pen incoming

portugal flags been carrying this board for years tbqh

what's that second word?
winning?

Sounds good to me.

thank you my lanky friend

*dab*

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Oh no no no no ahahahahah

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One more slip and it's ours. EASY

Posting a traditional portuguese qt to celebrate.

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>yfw Moreira de Conegos en force goes to Stamford Bridge next season
Best timeline

Portuguese football is the memest football
and I love it

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The average Minhota

pls post more traditional Portuguese beauty to satisfy my yellow fever

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it's a shame that we couldn't culturally enrich Japan more

This one doesn't have the traditional dress but you can tell she's a nortenha de gema.

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She looks like the gals from Ermesinde

ufa...

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There are archives in Tower of Tombo that prove that King D. John III and others planned to conquer Japan, kill 90% of its male population, keep the others in stables, and breed slave waifus for every soul of the Portuguese empire, other slaves as well

It is a fact that Portuguese people in the East had not only slave waifus themselves, but their other slaves of African origin had slave waifus as well

>he is aware of the existence of Ermesinde
I am so sorry

>tp

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>King D. John III and others planned to conquer Japan, kill 90% of its male population, keep the others in stables, and breed slave waifus for every soul of the Portuguese empire

This is complete bullshit. We did however enslave Korean girls and sell them to African lords. All with Japan's blessing. We gave them the guns with which they fucked up Korea

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I'm from Bragança

absolutely based

i will do my best to acquire a slave waifu for myself and for the honour my forefathers

zettai ganbarimasu

Even worse

Imagine being a Transmontano and still know that shit like Ermesinde exists. Pure pain

This one a bit more stuck up, probably from a rich family from the Foz.

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After the brilliant success of Mangala I would like to purchase another fine young defender please.

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There are way worse satellite cities in the Greater Porto area than Ermesinde, imo

80M for Militao, because it's for you

Pounds

no way we still got young people living in Trás-os-Montes

ermesinde isnt greater Porto but youre still right

Of course, but it's still Ermesinde

Bragança is not as backwards as people from the big cities think. Also, IPB is now the best polytechnic institute in the country and draws lots of students from Eastern Europe and PALOP

Based football merchant, truly our greatest ally.

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is porto, dare i say
/ourguys/?

Posting in an eternal /porto/ thread

This thread is from 5 days ago, we only reached half point tonight

Based Mangala winning Premier League titles without playing

source?

MAIS 2B PORTISTAS CARALHO

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plz make fcp version of the dragon girls

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FUCK BENFECAL

based leaf

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Based

based

How the fuck is Militao playing in high level in Porto? He was barely above average in São Paulo

superior Porto tactics

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Imagine slipping to Belenenses
The absolute state of Benficaca

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I love how this thread is relevant now

Se ele não fizer quando chegar a casa faço eu.

Arranja me gifs sff

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based
não tenho gifs no télélé infelizmente...

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youtube.com/watch?v=ev6CwpCOLsM

Os teus pais sabem que andas a ver isto?

you will be rooting for us on thursday, yes?

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you know it!

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Don't know if it's relevant to you but your u19 team just kicked Liverpool out of the Uefa Youth League

Be honest, anons, did any of you go to this?

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>u19 team
No one cares.

Fucking love Porto

Marin and you GK were pretty good though

based cutie

Unironically applied

Tell us more

Based.

Não, quando eles chegam à minha beira eu faço switch tab para o pornhub.

O pornhub agora é merda, é só historias falsas de incesto

>O pornhub agora é merda
Eu curto o layout do site, é bom para bater uma quando estás com pressa.
>é só historias falsas de incesto
Em oposição às verdadeiras? lol
Não é dos meus géneros favoritos mas depende da milf, se vender bem o papel até é engraçado.

>Em oposição às verdadeiras? lol
Nao é isso, é só que agora é mesmo estupido, é só videos de MEIA IRMA BOAZUDA APANHA IRMÃO A BATER PUNHETA e aquilo é mesmo falso, nem tentam passar a fazer verdadeito

Quando era puto e fazia downloads diretamente do site para a minha PSP era muito melhor

Sim, também não sou grande fã desses vídeos.
>Quando era puto e fazia downloads diretamente do site para a minha PSP era muito melhor
For the Fappers.

Nothing much
They came to my lands, I was interviewed
I wasn't called
I would get payed for it and would have to sign a contract for 6 more months of "exclusivity" after the show ended

Era mesmo fixe. Quando descobri que podias ir ao Pornhub na PSP, fazer download de um video, e o video dava bem foi o melhor dia de sempre. Já nao tinha de me preocupar com os meus pais descobrirem, podia ver na PSP quando quisesse, eles nao iam la e achavam que era só jogos

based

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Bragança is better than most of portugal

Bump

hope this thread survives the TSUUUUposting tonight lads

we will bro, we will keep it alive

It won't die

post forgotten porto legends

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can confirm

Based and portopilled

Based Cesar Peixoto will now coach Varzim
>inb4 the whole Benfica thing
He won a Champions League with us and I always likee the lad

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>my lands
So it was the farmers?

leave the thread to me

Based britbro

Bump again

Deixem o fio morrer em paz

Nunca

not very based at all, meu homem

Daily reminder that Ronaldo said his favorite tv show was The Sopranos

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Desculpem mas o futebol do Porto é nojento
Adeus

não, o que eu e a tua mãe fazemos é que é realmente nojento

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Watching S06E05 right now

Johnny Sack's daughter wedding

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>proto dominant
>Ronaldo dominant
Are we a superpower now?

ipb is one of the worst polythecnicals in the country
shit courses and bottom of the barrel students, no wonders its all palops, ex-commies, and slags

Rei

Bump

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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I had no idea Portoposting threads could be this fun

Bump

First time or rewatch?

Rewatch

It's so much, much better on rewatch than on first time. Now I can say with confidence that it is the best show ever

>drinking Guinness
West Brit, how ya doing?

thinking about moving back to portugal desu

I'm on s03ep02, rewatch too.
Still going to rewatch Mad Men after I finish this one, so I can finally decide which one is the GOAT

I rewatched Mad Men last year. Also great and better on rewatch, but Sopranos is better. It's funnier and better written

You cath so many shit you didn't catch before, like Bobby being afraid on Season 5 finale that New York was coming for him. Little things

Sou adepto do Sporting mas quase toda época acabo por terminar querendo que o Porto ganhe o título
Já posso me considerar portista?

wtf i love porto now