>le 27 y/o prospect
Le 27 y/o prospect
would u let him smash?
be honest
But he has already a CL and 2 La ligas, bro
>JUST
as Messi's sidekick
Does he really sleep with his sister or did you guys just make that up?
Kek
>le menino Neymar
>le just happen to be injured for the third straight year in a row just in time for the carnavale man
damn bruh you beat me
Is he really 27? He's never going to be anything above average is he?
definitely gives her the d on her bday
You tell me.
he won more trophy with his national team than Messi
took me a second, kek
why is his style so gaudy and crass . very typical of brazil sadly
Haha
>UEFA Champions League top scorer: 2014–15 (tied with Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi)
Scored in the final and messi didn't
he could have if he had just stayed at barcelona and waited to become messi's inheritant. instead he pulled a hissy fit and now he has wasted one entire season of his career.
Why wasn't he playing? I though Mbrappe and Nerman were only bought so PSG would stop choking in the CL.
is this true?!? is this true?!?
brazilians are just very sexual people
He got "injuried" again
It's carnaval season
His style is inspired by K-pop idols.
Got "injured" so he could fuck his sister some more
And yet he still isn't the better player.Should have stayed at barcelona instead of chasing oil money.
the Brazilian walcott
Kek ultra cringe
>*gets injured before important games*
It's n-not his fault, if o-only he was p-playing
I don't get this shit meme, why would he need to injure himself to fuck someone? He can just make her go there and do it.
That's literally over 10 years ago.
Anyway Neymar is great because he could've stayed in Barcelona and carried Messhit to a couple more CL. Instead decided to stat pad against farmer and now Ronaldo is the undisputed GOAT
basado
new money
brit new money don't look any better
it's embarassing regardless
wtf