/hoc/

thinkin it's time the sunbelt begins building a relationship with the chinks. only a matter of time before they run the sport. we'd be wise to join forces.

>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 28.0%
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 21.7%
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 6.6%
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 6.0%
Scotiabank Saddledome (Calgary) - 6.0%

>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8%
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7%
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7%
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6%
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%

>Audio:
vocaroo.com/i/s1p3ueVKSNYE

hon hon hon
vous êtes welcome

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and then that retard actually thought that players dont step on other players sticks and get tripping penalties.

Jokes on you I'm a snowbelt poster

you never explained why it was a bad thing
either add in PK icing or treat minors like majors, it's only fair

yeah but you'd think forced memes like that would die out eventually

>That makes it better

too bad >laffs aren't playing, we coulda watched them get BTFO again

>waaaaah >my team shouldn't have to serve the whole penalty because the other team scored.

you fucking retard

>6’1”
>snow
>not scared even a little

It makes him seethe more so yes, yes it does

Imagine seething so much at the sunbelt you lash out at other filthy snowbelters.

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the second somebody starts complaining about something, it will get >ironically spammed forever. just like how people yelling for shannon started.

>6'4
>snow
>over 300 confirmed kills
>never scared

wouldn't happen if it wasn't was sperging leafs fueling the fire

this thread has gone bad already

I think I'm going to have to say it

hockey soon friends

This sunbelters are based bros. Snowbelters are seething shit flingers

>you never explained why it was a bad thing
but i didnt explain it, obviously my explanation flew right over your head

This 2bqh.

Well then

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buddy I have no doubt I'm the best hockey player in /hoc/. both in real life and finnish flash games

>wouldn't happen if it wasn't was sperging leafs fueling the fire
playing the blame game huh?
now who is fueling the fire?

>rph plays hokkei together
>rph has haiku night
>rph makes pixels
>threads turn to shit when the east coasters wake up.
you know it's true. it has always been leafs who sperg out first. every fucking time

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>still blaming
you started the sperging this time so obviously its not always the leaf

have to divide and conquer. thats how the world works now. there always has to be a "bad guy".

For me it's the Rattray Turnbull Stacey line

>wahhh sunbelt ruining /hoc/
>95% of the thread is bitching about sunbelt

But no its all muh sunbelts fault lol

Hockey.

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rph sounds like a giant circle jerk
figures faggots are always from the pacific coast

you wanna keep shitting up the thread?

I miss the bitching about high school hockey desu

Yes. Yes, he does.
How do you not get this.

The way of hoc memes
>some one says some unrelated thing
>i.e. I like beavers
>someone else says they HATE/DESPISE beavers
The mistake here is they didn't say I'm just not fond of beavers or beavers just aren't my thing or something along those lines. They go straight to hatred/anger
>mad
>at beavers
>spam forever because who could be mad at beavers?

together we can end bullying

you are going to watch ncaa playoffs this weekend, right /hoc/?

Oh look, the sunbelt forcing his opinion where its not wanted. Surprise surprise.

Now this is good hockey discussion

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still playing the blame game
great contribution to the thread asswipe

Laura Stacey is a qt

unironically yes.

Nah, the only playoffs I'll be watching are the ones that >my team is going to be in.

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cute

Absolutely

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snow or sun should separate us
lets have some fun and celebrate us

Cringe

Where did everybody go?

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JUST A CASTAWAY
AN ISLAND LOST AT SEA
ANOTHER LONELY DAY
NO ONE HERE BUT ME
MY LONELINESS
ANY MAN CAN BEAR?
RESCUE ME BEFORE I FALL INTO DESPAIR

I'LL SEND AN S.O.S. TO THE WORLD
I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

A YEAR HAS PASSED SINCE I WROTE MY NOTE
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN RIGHT FROM THE START
ONLY HOPE CAN KEEP ME TOGETHER
LOVE CAN MEND YOUR LIFE
OR LOVE CAN BREAK YOUR HEART

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW
HUNDRED BILLION BOTTLES
WASHED UP ON THE SHORE
SEEMS I'M NOT ALONE IN BEING ALONE
HUNDRED BILLION CASTAWAYS
LOOKING FOR A HOME

SENDING OUT AN S.O.S.
SENDING OUT AN S.O.S.
SENDING OTU AN S.O.S.

"Reunited and it feels so good"

youtu.be/S_TEmN49hcU

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>lesbianpuck

Amanda Kessel is a better hockey player than her brother.

go knights

How do i into /hoc/

just like this

*360 spin into a dab*

I want to kiss her tummy

Big if true

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Yes sir. Wears #7 as a tribute to her great grandfather. People criticize commentators for limping in Male NHL relatives (phil kessel's sister, Mirco Muellers sister etc.) to try and appeal to a larger audience but in the case of King Clancy I feel its valid. Laura seems to absolutely love knowing she is basically everything to the female side that her great grandfather was to the mens side

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Go to an EIHL game.

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just watch the don

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just b urself

I wouldn't go that far. She is talented but at the rate she is going ahe won't be on the 2022 team. Not fast enough and way too small to throw out in any situation except powerplay. I cant count the amount of times she was pushed off the puck in the rivalry series and even NWHL this year. Not good enough in the corners now

Dont watch this flaming faggot
Watch hockey games

go to a game.

>reddit
>sunbelt
cringe

Damn Canadian girls are pretty sexy huh?

>last post 3 minutes ago
>page 4
Is there some divegrass event going on ,or are we on autosage?

Great shitposts take time buddy

test

support the Braehead Clan (now Glasgow Clan)

Thanks lads, discovered a new channel on the tellybox

nah we're chillin

gonna make sure im entirely shaven before opening night of the ploffs, cant wait to grow out my beards

do you have any more pics of this girl OP? she looks A LOT like a girl I know, I think it might actually be her (not meme-ing)

What, is there an EIHL channel?
And have you remembered to pay your license fee?

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Bonjour une poutine seevooplay

Well its shown on here freesports.tv/

Who are some prospects we should all know about?

Finland’s brave Koopa Kakaa

Cliff Pu

Voici, mon ami. Votre poutine.
Une toonie, s'il vous plaît.

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Yup don is reddit and for sunbelters and is very cringe

Merci ami

me

Link your prospect page

eliteprospects.com/player/40878/mustapha-lemieux

oh no no no no

>eliteprospects.com/player/40878/mustapha-lemieux
manlet

Would draft

Where is the god damn schedule

My Leafs have the second most Stanley cups EVER

>needing someone else to post the scheddy to know what games are on and what to watch

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...

when does canadas team play

so it sounds like the other GMs are actually quite upset that the golden knights are going to be exempt from the seattle expansion. they are trying to force gary to have them included in the expansion draft.

DM me if you’d like to read the amended script Gary just faxed over

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Tomorrow at 7pm

April 4th against Switzerland

According to my records, the Maple Leafs do not have any Stanley Cups and have never played in the Finals before.

why wouldnt they? they're going into their third season next year.

real playoff clutch player, can't wait to see him in nhl

the snes and soilers have both managed to win a playoff series more recently than the laffs even tho they are absolute dumpster fires.

t. cuplet

Damn right son

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Post walrus videos

Are you talking about yourself?

also the seattle expansion draft is being pushed back 1 year. not sure if /hoc/ discussed that yet.

Can confirm, it’s in the script

t. jets fan

youtu.be/X2jjf_XRpKc

ELEVEN
L L
E E
V V
E E
N N

>Because someone erased it from the archive memory

sometimes whem im alone ill jam sausages under my upper lip and squirm on the floor barking oar oar oar oar oar oar

it sounds like nhl gms are actually unanimously pushing for the helmet rule. sounds like that is going to be implemented for sure.

>ten hours
Okay, this is epic

Name some good players from your team

Omaha Jake

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Gretsky

im a 30 goal scorer on my beer league team

everyone. im a leafs fan btw.

where did you hear this?

Crosby babby

I bet you don't even drive the play

Gretzky is gone now. He will never lace them up again

Is it because he plays with Crosby?

>im a leafs fan btw
No you're not

Dylan "D-B0$$" aka the oakland county goalie killer aka

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pierre lebrun was talking about the gm meetings on tsn

tsn.ca/video/gms-upset-about-vegas-exemption-from-the-seattle-expansion-draft~1628454

Laura Stacey

that swede

interesting, thanks

I too am sick of Winter, fren

>make the post season for the past 7 years
>never won a playoff game since team conception
Why is this allowed? They’re taking away a spot for an actually good team with this garbage

Hi I’m a basketball fan, which team should I bandwagon in hockey? Not the Leafs because I live near Toronto and know that they’re continual losers.

>Not using Paanama time

your people would be fans of the laffs, gurdeep.

you could be like the rest of the bandwagon faggots and choose the sharks.
your team is the laffs though desu

No, the Raptors disappoint me enough

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Who bandwagons the sharks lol

Behead those who insult Omaha

t. bandwagon sharks fan

Look out your window, how much snow do you currently see on the ground? (certain "belts" need not respond)
>5 inches

Lots of people for some reason

Funny how /hoc/ goes to shit as soon as I leave

Depends. Some areas are 6-12inches, some are 4-7 feet

You take 5inches daily

it hasn't snowed lately desu, but we got about an inch earlier today. it's gone now though due to rain.

None but it’s been rainy and warm all day.

3 inches
It was warm today, like 40° so there's fucking slush everywhere.

I WAS LISS-EN-ING WOAH-OH-WOAH-OHWOAHOH

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lmao mavs suck

The nhl should not try to appeal to women or casuals.

Why are athletes recognizingabke while normal people are forgetingablr?

SING IT BACK A WHOA-OH-OH-OAOAHHH

This desu

everything is gray
gray ice
gray puck
gray jerseys
gray matter
just end it all please

Or non-whites

Wanna try that again?

People of remember athletes more than of people who don athlete. Why?

wtf lads?
youtu.be/7cInGyxCY9k

Gray matter is pink tho
>No pink hockey teams

pink matter makes my pp hard

>everyday is like sunday
>everyday is silent and grey
based morrissey

not hockey

AND I’M SICK OF YOUR TATTOOS
AND THE WAY ALWAYS CRITICIZE THE SMITHS
AND MORISSEY
AND I KNOW THAT YOURE A SUCKER
FOR ANYTHING ACCOUSTIC
AND WHEN I SAY LETS KEEP TOUCH
I REALLY MEAN I WISH THAT YOUD GROW UP
THIS IS THE FIRST SONG FOR YOUR MIXTAPE
ITS SHORT JUST LIKE YOUR TEMPER
BUT SOMEWHAT GOLDEN LIKE THE AFTERNOONS
WE USED TO SPEND
BEFORE YOU GOT TOO COOL

SHut up loser

Didn't he have a song called "I stayed in bed today"?

btw, greek folk music incorporated the Cloudy Sunday theme into the greek psyche back in the fourties

based Tsitsanis

based

Great hockey discussion taking place.

>people of remember athletes more than of people who don athlete. Why?

Susanna Tapani

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Seriously, the fuck

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canucks are gonna get FUCKED by the leafs tonight

bitching about the sunbelt is ruining /hoc/ not hockey

ah, this takes me back

>watching wrestlemania 31
>see this
pottery

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need to play that finn hockey game later lads

*sprays all the h8rs*

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When man plays sport, the people remember he more than man who plays no sport. Why this?

WILL be knocking you out in round one
t. Pete from Pittsburgh

Has any one ever been as far to do what more like?

>people remember people who do things more than people who dont do things

Not even close to worried about you, faggot

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Yes, this. Why does people does this?

stop posting this bitch

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the internet

>wearing a giants hat and a canucks jersey
What did he mean by this?

>anime
>sunbelt

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someone turn on hockey for me I don’t want to get up

That's because you're consistently delusional.
t. not even Pete

t b h I don’t even know who she is
or this

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Do you think she should pull the goalie?

I think she should pull my goalie

not on for 20 minutes

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what fucking bullshit if Vegas is exempt.

FUCK NBC

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I'd stick my pp in your pk
If you know what I mean

That's Chika

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Fuck of to .
This shit is off-topic.

anyone leave the toaster out

inb4 the incredibly predictable response that we all know is coming

it was probably posted even more on other boards than Yea Forums

I would but my apartment has barely any kitchen space as is

how's that a stupid thing to say? Fuck Gary's gay little expansion team, they are good enough that they should be part of the process

Why am I so much more high IQ than the rest of you? Only sam has come close to matching my superior intellect.

good song

redpilled

ill have you know mine is double digits

Oh yeah smart guy? What's 2 + 2?

based retarded jest fan

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>flylels vs craps
>basically ask for first to be taken from you, or to have a team breathe further down your neck

Can both lose?

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less talky more slaggy

*3 pt game*

idiot.

>try to do a moment of silence in Philadelphia
>immediate chorus of cheers

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did you at least watch the video? they're not getting paid so they're not giving up a player

Make me

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who the fuck is todd reirden?

>worrying about the Flyers
Somebody's jumpy.

extrajudicial means very, very judicial

How much are they paying that lazy fuck kuznetsov again?

a tall, bald, sweaty man who coaches the Washington hockey Capitals

Finally hockey, now I don’t have to be depressed anymore.

based Russian chika lover

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that makes me nauseous

>believing this

yeah I watched it. So fucking pay them their shekels, I don't see why they should be free to stack up their roster even more relative to the rest of the league.

curling on in 10

wew, liking Jensen so far

I don’t think it’s up to him.

lol a roomful of dumbass gms lmao

who /thetourney/ here?

another school shooting?

Real smooth?

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real smooth

Based chad

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big Willie style

Ted Lindsay

george mcphee dabbing on the other 30 gms

Actor who played Kevin in Office

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reeEeEAl smooth

I thought about it after I posted

*soon to be 31

No you didn’t fatty lol

reeeeeeeeeeeal smooth

can we get a Cliff Pu development update

Based.

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I have a huge ferrero rocher donut I'm about to enjoy watching the match

pay your debts you weasel

the filthadelphia ridden farters

CAM ON CAPS SCAR SAM FACKING GALS

>floyers

I've never seen that happen before, desu

doob

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If there wasn't a whistle so soon they might have just let it go.

you mean you DOWN'T BELEEVE IT?

>it's another Grease shits up the thread episode
See you guys in a couple hours

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weak sauce, very unclassy
You better bring me back a glass of milk

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nope, you come back here. If we have to put up with him, so do you

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found some gray hairs in my beard lads. from now on call me the silver fox

>grey Bush

bush is still boyishly youthful desu

go to your games s*nbelt scum

Stors
Jest
Mild
Vegas

Pongs
Caps
Blots
Broons

what a dumb post
reeks of sunbelt

Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you mutts runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts. "anime" this, "carolina" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the post number
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box!
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot!
(WHAT?)
A manlet
(WHAT?)
An autist
(WHAT?)
A no good son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit!
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna derail the thread!
(WHAT?)
Send all you cringey sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back!
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

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You're unironically ruining /hoc/.

ding-dong diddly based

t. off-topic whiner

now THIS is what i call a post!

>91310772

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kys retard

imagine >your team not making the playoffs for a decade
now imagine thinking you deserve a seat at the /hoc/ round table

rythm is a dancer or rythm of the night?

naw, id rather live to make fun of the sunbelt for another day
at judging by the retarded posts ITT ill being making fun of them for a long time

would you say this table is in the shape of, say... a ring?

Yet yours are THE most retarded posts in /hoc/
>t. CEO of /hoc/

Nine years, not a full decade.
Nice to have you always thinking of >us, though. Makes me think that you really do care.

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i bet you cant link 10 of my posts ITT
as the supposed ceo this should be a no brainer

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THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT

rythm of the night easily although I like both

obsessed and seething

Glad you agree.

agree? i was talking about buffalo you fucking loser

Oh, you had me several years ago
When I was still naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, you're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?

ẞunbelt more like fünbelt

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>you now remember the buffalel winning streak

lmao never fucking change retardbelt

great jam

Loathsome """"""sport""""""
SHANT be watching tbqh

fucking reeeeetarded

God damn, that is based!

imagine seething that sunbelt teams are doing better than your snowbelt team

adidas or the nike?

Who said that?

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How many did I get?

gtfo then faggot

2?

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>Phillie trash booing correct calls
these people just live in their own little world

BASED JOAO WRECKING HIS OWN COUNTRYMEN

ovi is the goat

Okay.

fucking Ovi is GOAT

HAHAHAHA

FUCKING FILTHY FARTERS

OVECHKINO GOAL

it's all they have

>not mad at the dabres
you will be

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I think I'm gonna start living a life for once desu. No more drinking late at night and fucking up my life

>smelliot

Me once.

It's reebok and nike...

>pegga nooooo.webm

>grease is the only one watching hockey.
fuck it, grease we're friends now

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>tfw my son's name is elliott
>tfw ppl will call him smelliott
how could i have been so dumb

ayy, you already know me!

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running down to the pakis for smokes and some starbursts lad no one post til i return

>doopadelphia

hahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahah
fucking flyers

how do you plan on going about this?

put Gritty between the pipes

well this is turning into a complete dismantlement

oh right

but stop being a homophobe Jõao. You could have colleagues with whom you could go on strike tommorow who might be gay. Will you forfeit the fight for your life because of misplaced morals? Plus the patriarchal values are what sustain capitalism in everyday life.

even me?

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>Caps heating up just before the playoffs
>Got to sign Kempny again

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holy fuck i was just joking about you being obsessed
but this is a whole nother level of autism

Who got acquired from Jersey?

thinking about making the leafs nucks thread, lads.

WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

general reminder that rebuilt bulju grows stronger each passing day.

join the hoc game lads
kiekko.tv/html5/?v=25#join=-21471&password=hoc

c'mon Griity please

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i hope he didn't go to Rinne's doc for that hip surgery

>flyers

Kyle Bukauskas is the GOAT interview boy

philly getting absolutely demolished

by exercising the body AND the mind

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kiekko.tv/html5/?v=25#join=-21471&password=hoc LADS

You are hellishly obvious whenever you post.
Maybe a handful of posters just end up emulating you by accident, but I know that the majority of those were you. I know, and you know that I know.

Now go ahead, use inspect element and remove some shit and try to "prove" me wrong. Stupid fucking faggot.

>5-0

Yes. No fags allowed.

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flyers are flying straight to the trash can

You can't deny the Caps have been up there for some time

I mean for a team with no fans, formerly no cups and no future, they have Bäckstrom, Ovi, Kuznetsov, Burakovski and Holtby

>/hoc/ has spam now

how did we get this special, lads??

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seeing as you chose 20 posts and none of them were mine, i'd say you're probably pretty close

>inb4 batteries start flying

Fuck off, faggot.

latvia's puns are unstoppable

based zephyrs

>we actually lost to this team 4-1

What in the actual fuck?

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>le caps have no fans

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why, how did you make sandwiches before?

>MR OVECHKIN GET DOWN

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>flyers in charge of overtaking the bjs
Sad desu

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>Bäckstrom, Ovi, Kuznetsov, Burakovski and Holtby

One of these things is not the like the others....

obsessed and seething

leafs@canucks

>be Flyers
>be /cric/
>be Yea Forums
>be LOOOOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT

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Fuck off, faggot.

>Phone starts flying, what the?
>that's not an option in the manual?
>Wait, is this a drone?
rate my Haiku, /hoc/

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>burakovsky

Vrana is 10x better lmao

samurai/10, would sip sake and slice the shit with you based TBG san

>86

Thinking about using a filter, guys.

don't eat spam, Grecian, that's gross

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should post in rph

how do you filter sunbelt posts?

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>jew bulm
WEWQ

I don't, but I would

why do you think it's gross?

also, not to forget Karlsson and Djoos

youtube.com/watch?v=TBeZWZGxlpU

what's that?
>I don't perform, I retired

100% white meat at KFC this is a dog whistle right?

Vrana, Wilson, Oshie, and even Connolly are all better than him. He's a lazy fuck that only plays well when he has his job threatened.

I actually really would like State flags.

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If you commit suicide, you'll never have to see another one again.

you mean they are trying to absolve themselves of their dubious past with shit prepared junk food?

mahto is gonna win it all

just ONE example of why no matter the sport, everyone knows that Philthadelphia is absolute trash

>chickens
>dogs
You lost me.

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I'll eat spam, I'm military after all
it's not the taste I prefer, however
>breakfast foods?
actually, a spam omelette is pretty based

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>He's a lazy fuck that only plays well when he has his job threatened.

which is a characteristic of truly monumental players

thingken of life

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gah im so fucking hungry. FUCK fasting and not eating meat

thinking of becoming a bruins fan

Lads
I saw this /beav/ on the way home from work. Can you please press F to pay your respects.

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eat some water friend

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You need to eat some /lentils/, that's all you need...

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Hello it is Finland here please recommend which game should I watch

will mahtomedi finish with more goals than new ulm's sogs?

have a grilled cheese

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F

dynamo vs jokerit

greenway vs delano starts in half an hour or so.

>fasting and not eating meat
why would you put yourself through that misery?

im back from the pakis lads. i got beef jerkey and smokes.

FUCK BEAVERS.
yuppie scum

don't think I've ever tried lentils, what do they taste like?

I 've drunk with israeli military people before

I have guilt over it. You seem like a good guy, but knowing you worked in the u.s. army makes me feel bad that I like you. I have to let you know.

>upkeeping the fast

do you also go to church on Sunday? LMAO

LMAO
M
A
O

I'll be pushing gyro down my throat all the 40-day period, HAHA!

Chicken gyro with mustard sauce
Pork gyro with tzatziki
Yaurtlu kebab with cheese sauce

FUCK THE CHURCH

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LEAVES v. KNUCKLES
>remain frightened, buddy

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leafs nucks thread?

Has Shannon ever appeared in a video without a hat on? I don't think I've ever seen the top of his head.

I just want to listen to Cassie as I fall asleep

I bet you clean public outhouse shitters and do a terrible job at it. Fuck you

southerners are getting BULLIED

Starting to suspect that shannon is posting here lads...

lent thats why.... Only a few more hours till I can eat real food

based and catholic pilled

Here's the answer to that question you've been thinking about posting; No, definitely not!

f

radioactive fumes vaporized his hair

air force, and that's fine
everyone has hang ups about the service
I have friends from school that still won't talk to me to this day, all because I joined
>six of one, half a dozen of the rest, all the same in the end

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you're gonna regret not getting starbursts

lent is retarded

leafs playing the discount SF, itll be interesting one.

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catholics are cult members. the pope is satanic.

usually i get the big bag but based paki was out of them

I don't think a God would give a shit about what you ate and when

>GIVING UP ANYTHING YOU LOVE FOR THE SGETTI MONSTER HHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fucking cucks

you're such a great guy and you always show a big heart and understanding.

People like us usually are overlooked in everyday life so know that you are appreciated.

OH SHIT THE FLYERS SCAR'D.

kek

will that further infuriate Ovechkin?

>That's why there were a bunch of people parked outside the church across from my place...

I thought about it for a sec and realized it was a wednesday so the only reason would be lent.

BOSTON PLZ STOP WINNING

-laffs

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careful not to cut yourself on that edge

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Former Catholic, eating some meat right now feelsgoodman

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>gimme your foreskin
>don't have sex
>don't eat meat on this day of the week during this period of the year
>believe everything i say or you'll burn for eternity
is god a fascist?

Never change /hoc/

was he punished for that one? what was the result?

delay of game

REMINDER this is the best gamethread on Yea Forums and you should join it

i am ama

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He's afraid all his superb hokkei knowledge will fly away if he ever takes his hat off

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Grecian, please
>making me blush
I was a command shirt aide for a bit and worked whith alot of base chaplains, which is ironic cause I always made it a point to always have NO REL PREF on my tags and personnel file
They didn't want me because I was pious, though, they wanted my writing skills

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>god wants you to follow all these rules
>but will still let you in if you just accept him
lmao

>Okay, babby lol

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Holy shit, man. I came all the way from /ligma/ to see this post

thinking about watching this documentary on /walrus/ latvia wanna view it together?

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>look how much i love you god im not eating for 5 days!
lmao fucking retards

that's a long walk

whoa,,, I totally didn't anticipate such a reply

>Be a Sens fan

That's it, that's the whole joke. go ahead and laugh all you want.

>smoking some DUDE
>fireplace going
>Amazon shopping spree, cuz why not
>watching some shit hockey
could be worse

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forgot link
youtube.com/watch?v=5ZaSZuYNViY

Papists

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it's to commemorate Jesus' suffering and the 40 days he spent wandering in the desert. at any rate, fasting and forbidding yourself from doing things you enjoy for a period of time improves your discipline and inner strength.

did anybody get a cap of duckson's flow this year? i was gone

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I put the capitals and flyers game on and was looking at thicc latinas on /ligamx/ and decided to scroll through the hoc thread and had to pay my respects.

Christians don't need to circumcise, that explicitly in the New Testament.

>that Grapes lookalike with the sign by the box

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that's retarded protestant bullshit, not proper christianity. Faith and Works bud.

Nah, I'm going to bed, since craps floos game basically ended. Hope you will learn some awesome walrus facts!

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i just have self control in my everyday life

this is a true story, I met a christfreak last year and she was insisting that I would be allowed in Heaven if only I believed in CHrist, no matter what I did on Earth and she explicitly put it that way I am saying.

Oh, thanks! I will definitely check this when I'll wake up

good for you

Thinkin bout big meaty swedes

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You're a big dork every day plahahaha. Burn.

no but the catholic conception is. protestants are a lot more sensible

It's been like 2000 years, Jesus doesn't care anymore LMAO

that's retarded catholic bullshit, not proper christianity. Faith in Jesus bud.

you've got it backwards

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you were saying?

>Bettman won't let teams use Vegas as a way to bypass the Seattle expansion draft

Incoming "Hockey reasons" trade cock blocks

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if i said i had wings and could fly how many of you would believe me

>be hitler
>be stalin
>be pol pot
>be hiromoot
>i love god
can't wait to meet them in heaven desu lads

>Jesus' suffering and the 40 days he spent wandering in the desert.
Pardon me, wasn't that fucking Moses.

i'd believe you're pulling some semantic bullshit with a wing suit or hang glider or something

imagine being this much of a brainlet

>jews wandered in circles for 40 years in the desert
lmfao

what're you trying to prove? I'm not even much of a believer I just admire religion because collective faith and morals are good for society, along with the importance of interacting with something sacred in your day to day life. I'm just sick of this pointless materialist hell we've created where all you are meant to do is buy shit to feel good.

make sure you tell the pedophile all the bad things you've done and sip the wine and eat your cracker.

lunatic

come over here right now, i want to see

>circles
they hit the sea eventually, then parted that shit

what? which protestant sects dont take communion? I was raised Lutheran and we had it

on my knees BEGGING for the Almighty LORD to smite the heathenry in this thread

end of thread reminder that /hoc/ IS nondenominational.

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational

I hate the pedophiles even more because they destroy the credibility of the religion. Aside from their crimes of course. any true catholic agrees they need to be expelled, all of them. also it's a big problem in other churches beside the catholic

Hockey is a Roman Catholic sport

LATE THRE LATE THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

end of thread reminder that bulju IS a bust and its not just because of his team

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NEW

I certainly wasn't going to give another (You), but this version does look better than the circle

>new

>worshiping some illogical religion instead of applying yourself and adopting a philosophy after years of study and self contemplation

I shiggy diggy doo

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>objectively looks at religion
>"The only real problem I'm seeing here is the pedophila."

Get out.

it's to commemorate the passage of the Jews from Egypt to Asia, the word Pascha means Pass-over.

don't forget to splash your baby in the special water so he doesn't go to hell.
*rolls eyes*

>I just admire religion because collective faith and morals are good for society

hmmm

I'm a Baptist and I've never taken communion in my life. I just follow the teachings of the Bible and love Jesus

Because of all the frozen ponds in Italy?

>I'm Baptists
>I follow the teachings of the Bible
It can't be both, Zeke.

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look up Faithful Word Baptist Church on youtube if you're interested. Pastor Anderson does a great job explaining why Catholics are teaching a false doctrine.

thx for the support youre alright leaf

based

should i keep watching the ducks or should I watch trailer park boys?

I'm a Baptist and we still take communion. That was like a thing from jesus m8. Not the chopping off dick tips and telling a man all the bad things you've done. Although some times it does help to have a confidant. It's just not a requirement to get into heaven.

It's actually a good game

only clicked on this thread because I saw half naked woman