/cric/

...

did a poop and too scared to wipe
might just consider having buttered cheeks all day

Imagine willingly playing cricket.

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lmao you have a very interesting view about what englishmen look like

How do I tell a stripper I love her

Dollar bills.

Ah yes, the /cric/.

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Great thread

love Stoinis

t. Every anglo Australian woman

Soldiers are fucking dumb lmao imagine signing up to do the dirty work of the over-rulers for minimum wage and end up dying in the process.

>soldiers
>minimum wage
you really have no idea do you?

Sebbo is a squaddie
Only through those who stay awake can an institution be dismantled
It is dishonest, nay, a sin to stand for any anthem that attempts to drown out the roar of oppression

>unbridled retardation
I think I found video of what happened to you mate.

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Get paid less than train drivers to jump on IEDs and get turned into killers, dying or suffering from PTSD, homelessness and depression for the rest of their lives. daft.

The tyrants are laughing aloud at the idiocy of the people.

shan't be disrespecting a man's decision to join the armed services

>train drivers
You know railroad work is actually pretty highly skilled and involves a significant amount of danger, right?

Can't ever imagine being such a massive pussy as to get ptsd.

Yeah mate choo choo oh no let’s strike again

good song

> Alex Trebek has cancer
Sad stuff lads

It's not so much a matter of fear or being a coward, but the combination of events (serious physical trauma or seeing someone killed/experience serious physical trauma and being helpless to stop it) resulting in an altered mental state, causing chronic maladaptive restlessness and alertness in response to innocuous stimuli.

won't ever be finding me destabilising peaceful African or Middle Eastern regimes

More like "choo choo OH FUCK STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP! I JUST BLEW OUT MY FUCKING ROTATOR CUFF!"

>hasnt rained in Wellington for the last two months
>tomorrow we finally we get some test criccy at the basin
>its going to rain tomorrow

wtf lads

t. Coward

Go thank a now homeless man for their service in preserving the petrol follar

Your puny little country wouldn't be much help anyway

imagine falling for Bush's propaganda this badly

Seen a fair bit of conflict in Tucson Arizona I'd imagine

I thought lawyers worked long hours lads

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>he doesn't know that the Australian SAS were one of the first teams in Iraq before the main invasion
quick lad, to Wikipedia

>something happens in cricket
>post on r/cric

Oh no

meme email from when I was 10 congrats mate you got me

pretty based email tttt

Best album of last year

>drafts a subpoena to Google in my ongoing harassment lawsuit

can't put into words the deep loathing I have to the American state

Sebbo the bootlicker
Sebbo the train lover

Alexa, find articles on the link between trains and autism

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Why was this deleted?

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An autistic guy In secondary school never had to go to lessons he just sat in the library and made PowerPoints about trains and busses and every now and then the teachers made us watch his powerpoints. Joke of a school

same but for the wiggles

HMMM
M
M
M

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another instance of sebbo being on the ropes

he's currently booting up the iPad to ban evade

Imagine having such a massive brain that you don't need to go to class, but still being so elite that you aren't afraid of giving public presentations. Absolute unit of a man, I'd say.

If you’ve ever met someone who’s backpacked in Australia they’re always a rich cunt who is pretty much insufferable

imagine trying this hard to be funny

Counterexample notice: I have backpacked in Australia.

come over and I'll deck you lad

Shan’t be replying to that. You know I know you’re a cunt

seriously attention deprived boomer, sad

got him on the ropes mate

>actually going to poorth
Sorry mate, I don’t feel like contracting malaria

you've never set foot in Australia you coward

KEK I've fucking switched planes at poobourne more than once you grub. How the fuck do you think I got to the states from Hamilton?

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>Sebbo is now LARPing as a Kiwi
Ahh yes, the life of a 36 year old NEET.

how to trigger Sebbo:
Slag off the stupid fucking troops
Slag off trains

Post both passports with timestamp and a note saying "big dic cric" to prove not a larp

Talk about fitness and he will report you kek

beside law and computer science degrees

bet ya won't cowardo

fatguts is so massive that the sushi train charges him for two seats.

>disappears
kek

KEK

K E K

disappeared into fat air.

Subbers for lunch

FATality

>>disappears

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You now remember Victoria beating NSW by an innings and 656 runs in a 1926 Sheffield Shield match.

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conspiracy theory: cowardo is goosey

Can you imagine dying over unrenewable energy hahahaha the Iraq war is hilarious

>unrenewable energy
>made from biomass subjected to heat and pressure

Looking forward to hearing more truth missiles about war zachy, you of course know all there is to know about things retreating.

imagine running away to plovdiv because you can't handle something as difficult as finding better work

>oil is good
ah yes

the fat stupid american stereotype

lmao you think I’m zachy

>zachy gets btfo
>haha i'm not zachy g-guys
pottery

Post both passports with timestamp and a note saying "big dic cric" to prove not a larp

this bla :_;
x

{;_;}

>p-please reveal dox about yourself so people forget that i got doxed so badly
t. richo

Not richo m8

ah you're the poorthfag. i feel sorry for you mate, but not that sorry.

Still wrong m8

well whichever auscunt you are, i still feel sorry for you haha

Coward

yeah mate, i'm a coward because i don't feel like getting fucked with IRL just to satisfy some bored zoomer

based

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why does smeggo get so upset the moment someone criticises his precious armed forces lads?

c.o.d lounge warrior
hasn't served but finished the campaign on hard, may as well have
oorah

youtube.com/watch?v=6XP-f7wPM0A

youtube.com/watch?v=uDd3iupKUyI

sebbo 1v1 me
hardcore on cod 4 you pick the map

for me its crash

never played m8

This, except dark souls or bloodborne.

uff
this is the BEST post i've made on this general EVER tbqh ngl bla
gn zzz
x

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Despise blahcunt tbph.

x

Which cricket player would make a good boxer? My pick would be Andrew Symonds.

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haven't pooed today lads.

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shot of coffee mate it'll shoot right through

Clarke could be one of those annoying chirpy lightweights

had 3 coffees today, alas no poo.

mushies mate

very worrying
my bowels lose all traction after just two without food

imagine a fight with him against katich

had some of the missus' prunes. will report back later on poo progress.

3 coffees is a bit too much buddy

>tfw had 16 coffees once
Was fucking shitty lads.

>"We are now demanding to remain at Western Springs until a permanent solution can be found," wrote Speedway Promotions Director Bill Buckley.

grim news

one at 6.30am, one at 10am, one at 2pm. no problem.

It's not the 16 coffees that did you in it was the kilo of sugar you add to them tubbs

got two long macs shooting through my bowel right now
nasty smelly messy poo on the cards, going to call it Australian ODI batting

Is Barron Finch related to Barron Trump?

for me? Not having coffee after 10am and feeling fantastic and healthy

drank em black mate.

Just had some grapes off the vine and some plum luisa's, expecting a fairly large evacuation shortly.

think you mean barren, to describe his form

for me it's before 12

Make sure to scoop them into a bag, Australia is looking for some batsmen for the world cup

KEK

>It's an Anne episode of The Chase

my bum is looking extremely good after all the glute exercises I've done lads
noticed the girls in the office sneaking peeks haha

my bum is not looking so good with no poo coming out of it 2bh

keep us updated

and then I woke up haha

just pulled a massive chunk of ear wax out of my ear

Poonani

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Thoughts on this action lads?

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Despise plebbo lads

Will Lehmann bring about a Brisbane Heat renaissance?

Don't make the joke lads

getting a distinct murmur of a poo on the cards lads. feeling positive.

Will Lehmann is a freelance artist from castle hill lad

now this is based

Williams Lehmann is the Director of Brookhaven Memorial Hospital Medical Center m8.

PEDO UH

For me it's any team but this one.

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sad cunt

youtu.be/RNNFL_6myZA
So fucking powerful lads.

had a medium-sized poo lads. feeling my old self again. thanks for your support.

cant cricket on tonight boyos?

disappointing poo coming through

Acknowledge my poo and I'll answer.

>no cricket on

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nice

Sounds like we all need to take a leaf out of lawnboomers book and add metamucil to our diets.

that's better.
no cricket on today m8, but elite tier 2 test cricket in 15hrs

Big fan of Hong Kong cricket lads.

watching Tim pool BTFO the Twitter Corp

thinking about cricket lads.

do you mean a bangla test?

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Honestly thought he got flustered a bit. That Indian lady did a pretty good job from a neutral perspective but anyone in the know can tell she lied a lot.

poo pee vs poo jr. yes

she uses every lawyer jargon shit known to mankind and drops her head and cries lack of knowledge when pulled up on shit.

shan't

>lawyer jargon shit
genuinely curious as to what rates as "lawyer jargon shit" among your types these days

reckon it's more fake legalese than anything haha

post passports

Yeah but not every body knows about the shit Tim pool talks about (especially for an exec who is usually busy) and'd be hard to comment without knowing the details.

"No."

ok but why

she's purely on this episode because the first one with Jack was such a clusterfuck. She's there to defend the company and keep Jack from not spilling the spaghetti.

*posts a passport photo with my reflection on the cover*

I thought they did an ok job considering.

Twitter is a pile of shit anyway. Don't know why people use it and don't know why people care.

My exgf made a ton of money on twitter several years ago. Even she was at a loss for why people used it normally, though it seems quite popular as a means of learning new things from brands and influencers that post content you find relevant. She basically curated social media posts for brands on a day-to-day basis, so they'd keep posting regularly to maintain the followers they had and expand to more followers.

Already posted my law degree m8.

Based.

Do US A universities hand out their degrees in farenheit or Celsius?

There's detachable fast food vouchers at the bottom.

rankine mate

was a tough day at food court lads

had italian, then some chinese, washed that down with chips and gravy

gonna be a late one tomorrow, Fridays are always busy

Agreed never used Twitter and will never see the need for it. People spend their entire days on it for what? Just arguing with cunts and seeing how many likes and retweets they get. They could spend that time fighting a war in a cricket community against a fat blob in Tucson

i wont lie, we are living the dream

Probably the only white NZer here.

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in Tucson it's just a scorched piece of paper due to the heat

post passports sebbo

still prefer it to eternal conservatard v libcuck battles

see? nothing to fear sebbesity.
you can't be doxxed in any way.

I think everyone with a brain is over that now. Why I deleted my Facebook.

reckon sebbo is deathly afraid of the dox even though there's literally nothing to go on

wouldn't even care to dox him I just want him to come out as a kiwi national LEL

he's very obviously not a New Zealander.

just his attempt at an ebin joshie tier larp
pretty pathetic really

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fatguts spending so much time on the ropes they had to replace them with steel cable.

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imagine not being a citizen of three countries

imagined

>no white hand holding it
Darkie confirmed.

He's memeing m8 unless there's an obscure jus soli situation.

shan't be talking more about my nationality lads

Australian born to Northern Irish parents lad, citizenship here, the UK and the Republic of Ireland

Yes, now we've established you're just a dumb septic again, let's go back to discussing your weight.

I only hold an EU passport.

Hello newcunt

How could you be a citizen of Australia when it's not even a legitimate nation?

>tfw could've had Irish citizenship and therefore an EU passport but my mum never filed some paperwork

Based mum

Hello nigger.

Based seething newcunt kiwi

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to be fair it's a pretty unknown but accomodating system because we're not Irish at all. she qualifies but she wouldn't know it

what the fuck josh

Uh the name's Richo, kid

Fuck you're such a creepy cunt Josh

Imagine exposing yourself as a plebeian in this very thread.

>No cricket on, all australian flags are northern irish
>cricket is on, all australian flags are indians
huh.

Really, really sick of Richo's shit lads.

Grim stuff.

not n*rthern mate that's the other one

I report every Richo post. 99% of them can be categorised as spamming/flooding, avatar/signature use, off topic, trolling outside of Yea Forums, doxxing, or extremely low quality anyway.

>surrounded by Irish crims, fat septics and curry perverts
I didn't sign up for this.

nz/cric/ is truly an island of employed whiteness in a sea of shit.

same can be said of sebbo
and yet he's never banned
truly does cause one to ponder

Hi joey. His abhorrent behaviour does not excuse your own.

Literally none of my posts are off-topic, spamming/flooding, or avatar/signature.

Many of Richo's posts are violations of United States law.

proxy off fatty

For me, it's the pozstralian captain crying on television because he scuffed up a ball and got caught

Trip on, Joseph

Why is fatguts even here. Theres no cricket on

don't even know why I'm here.

My 93 year old pop has started questioning 9/11

Based and red pilled

Based senility.

Raining lads.

It only rains water here. Never seen it rain lads before.

lol

How's the house payments going mate?

Yeah I question 9/11, as in 'why couldn't more americans have died on 9/11'

we are his friends. I've given up on bullying him. Just ignore or join in lad

why couldn't those towers be in Tucson

fucking kek proxy off saddo

Fatguts doesn't leave the house unless the take off the roof and helicopter him out so unlikely he would be in the towers anyway.

Fatguts auditioned for "My 600lb Life" but the producers said they weren't accepting auditions from conjoined twins.

those terrorists flying the plane might've confused him for the pentagon at least
he's got the girth

/cric/ has told me I'm quite the unit.

So has your gp

GOTTEM

The only modelling work fatguts could ever get is for Tuned Mass Dampers at the top of 400m+ sky scrapers.

*delivers 160kmh banter missiles straight to sebbo's head*

I’m the only Indian posting under an Australian flag.

Pull or hook shot lads?

hello hello

im at a place called vertigo

Pull shot - Majestic
Hook shot - Brawny

I Agree

What sort of shot did David Hookes play?

reverse one handed dilscoop

*dabs*

well mate

the clue is in the name

Who /rampshotoverlongoffforsix/ here?

finding it quite humourous that this whole "1, 2, 3" business barely lasted a week

glad to see you lads are back to normal

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Reminder to continue observing rules 1, 2 and 3 at all times lads.

This

ITS TOO FUCKING HOT AND HUMID LADS FUCK IM GOING TO DIE

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what
where

Do lads who play hook shots genuinely get hit less often than those who duck?

where i am lad

That was actually a newfag australian test m8 and it's confirmed my suspicions.

Observed snince 11/18 champ.

it's barely above 21° anywhere in the country...

what's your take on this 'spout?

David Shot

Ded thread

>cric
yikes

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Looking good mate

wasn’t me agree with what he said though

Why are all these kids protesting climate change. Over population is the only problem. They should be protesting India China and African birth rates

so true
really shits me that environmentalists don't protest at immigration, most actually encourage them to rise

ah yes the brainlets pol pill

most will protest capitalism which is what drives immigration

they LUFF us bla
'ning all
x

>most will protest capitalism which is what drives immigration
no, most of them believe the quotas should be scrapped
also the anarchists believe in tearing down borders

ITT: citation needed

honestly can't stand watching afl anymore lads, used to love it to death but can't stand it anymore.

the amount of umpiring and reliance on calls gives me the shits. think I've officially been rehabilitated into grig

this is from 2016
>The Greens have proposed increasing Australia’s annual refugee intake to 50,000, including 10,000 through a “skilled refugee” stream to bring into the country refugees with skills deemed to be in short supply.
genuinely retarded if you think most environmentalists don't want higher immigration

>climate change isnt a problem
ah yes
the quintessential idiot

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Based

>most of them believe the quotas should be scrapped
is what you said and that isn't mentioned anywhere. Raising a quota is not "scrapping" a quota. I'll stand by my "retarded" view that you're making spurious shit up in order to paint the world as you think it is instead of objectively viewing it how it is.

>Climate change is caused by humans
>Over population isn't a problem
Brainy

well, as a greenie, I would want as many third world people live in an environmentally sensitive manner and not engage in activities that harm the planet such as burning fossil fuels, senseless use of plastics etc
the easiest way to bring about a change is by migration and having them learn environmentally sound way of living through immersion

>nitpicking over hyperbole
the biggest environmental group in the country and fourth biggest political party is asking to increase the quota to 50,000. for reference:
>Australia’s humanitarian migration intake is now 13,750 people a year, and there are plans to increase this to 18,500 by 2017-18.
this is the same party that is desperately trying to shove its radical left elements under the table for a chance at the next election, some of them would want to push it further than this

Yeah let's build 10million wind turbines and import 500million lithium batteries for all the pajeets and Tyrone's that will move here when their own countries are bursting at the seams surely if we have enough Tesla's on the road we will unfuck ourselves.

are you saying socialists don't disagree with capitalism?

when did I mention socialism

Hmmmmmmmmmm

>nitpicking over hyperbole
apologies if I find your base lies and exaggerations unhelpful and somewhat patronising. I'll make sure to always assume you're a dishonest person in future

UK Greens:
>The Greens have set themselves apart from the dominant discourse on immigration. Political leaders over recent years have responded to surveys which show people to have a persistently negative view of immigration. As a result, the political debate has typically focused on the number of migrants (and whether this can be reduced), the impacts of migration (particularly the economic costs) and the (in)effectiveness of government attempts to control migration.
>Against this backdrop, the Green manifesto has offered a distinctive message which states that “migration is a fact of life”. Whilst often a response to international inequalities, climate change, war and conflict, immigration is also, the party states “much of the time … voluntary, is on a relatively small scale and is a positive benefit for all concerned”.
>However, by running against the mainstream on such a contested political issue, it remains to be seen whether the party’s proposals will be seen as providing a credible option.

a single over of legspin in an over 50s club match is more meaningful than the entire marvel oeuvre

ok ignore me then
how about the direct quotations I've provided

I've missed the last hour of chat, can we show our weapons?

>difficult and important problems facing the world that require multi-faceted and incredibly complicated solutions
/pol/: IT'S THE FUCKING NIGGERS' FAULT!!!!

you didn't but environmentalists tend to be socialist and so want to move away from a system reliant on constant population growth which my point

they support migration for perceived ethical reasons but ultimately do want to move away from a system where it is necessary

fake news

Green party here is more interested in legalizing drugs, trans rights and migrants. Can't remember the last time they spoke about the environment in any compelling, detailed way.

Same here, Bob Brown's party has been hijacked

Yea Forums - sports

it’s time to diet sebbo
He can expect to

you're the one confusing immigration restrictions with le fug le niggers XDDD
>socialist and so want to move away from a system reliant on constant population growth which my point
so fucking untrue
I agree their reliance is on immigration for ethics reasons but your average modern socialist (depending how you define it) still wants more immigration

So once again are you saying that socialists don't want to abandon capitalism? because that's literally all that quote is saying

This is the post

>political sperging
yikes
looks like it's back to masturbating

drop 50lbs in the first month with decent calorie control. Considering his current size

what quote?
don't see how socialism runs in contradiction to capitalism

the fucking quote of my post you made you dumb cunt

this didn't age well

FUCK. I forgot my passport.

BASED ALCHY LOCKS

do you mean the one I quoted?
yikes
I'm only talking about environmentalism and immigration though, it's this dumb cunt who decided to bring irrelevant social politics into it

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lmao you can't be this dumb

>social politics
I'm talking economics you mong which is fundamentally linked to immigration as immigration is an economic issue

how do you define socialism and capitalism

alri
see ya babloos later, have a lovely day/night bla
x

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whatever you're talking about you've completely taken it away from my original point: that environmentalists want more immigration even though that's a massive contributor to environmental damage

requesting sebbo Taco Bell related banter

sad thing is you cunts are too scared to go post your opinion on /pol/ so you are dribbling it here

fuck off the lot of ya

LawnGOD

...

why do you keep bringing up /pol/

Close but no.

Yeah cool mate?

someone should remake this into a taco bell one

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i btfo retards on /pol/ regularly over climate change

No

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Getting absolutely shredding in the gym atm lads.

sebbo is the fattest person in history, he’s too fat to post just hires Mexicans

yes mate that's how discussions work

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Scientists decided Pluto was too small to be a planet after a trip to the Tucson food court

Socialism is a concept that advocates for nationalised ownership of the means of production rather capitalism which says that those means of production should be privately owned and regulated by market forces

Hot khazar milkers

Mmmmmmmm.......

very concerned

they managed to make cricket even gayer, an impressive feat no?

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shall be staying away from mt albert for the foreseeable future

Smeggo booting up the iPad

.

gonna rent a place at mt hotham with the lads for a weekend, any thoughts, comments or concerns?

the sebbo late night lunch 10,000 calorie challenge

eating like a fat cunt today
think I deserve it though

scoffing like sebbo

polished it off like the seething poof

should be fun mate

Obliterated Sebbo last night lads

fill me in

9news.com.au/2019/03/07/12/23/mh370-five-theories-as-to-what-might-have-happened-to-missing-plane

Some of these are a bit desperate

was definitely on the ropes

on the ropes and on the cards lads xDDDD

Got obliterated by Sebbo last night lads

just got 99 STRENGTH lads

for me? It's tracking some bass on a song I wrote last week.

For me it's diarrhoea after having a choccy milk.

that's getting old, missing my flavoured milk, especially Vanilla Malt, Mocha, and trying the new flavours even though you'll know they're shit.

remember to bring lube, anal sex is painful without it

Basically slagged off the troops then found out he’s a train loving autist

Who would win in a fight:
Rajibul, Islam, or Ozil

my lack of interest

islam is intangible and cannot be defeated by purely physical means

Kek

you know Bob Dylan sucks shit when Tangled Up In Blue is considered one of the better songs

please link the train bit haha

simple twist of fate is better off that album

Shelter From The Storm is the king of Blood on The Tracks

The Holy Trinity of songwriters that you either think are either gods or utterly shit:
Bob Dylan
Leonard Cohen
Bruce Springsteen

It's a good song, user.
youtu.be/YAtA6rEpF40

I think springsteen is ok but not a huge fan, what now

>The Shitlams
no I will not

you reckon Tortoise is a good band. You reckon you're a good musician, unending examples of your inability to spot what good music is.

Dylan & Cohen are millions of miles ahead of Springsteen desu

say that to my face

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leonard cohen released a lot of shit in the 80s but he has made some genuinely high quality music regardless
youtube.com/watch?v=AhVW0vMljP8

For me it's Bluejuice.

why would you go to any site but phub these days

...

banger lads, love the melody
youtube.com/watch?v=eoyRSuBUVi0

Punter

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daftsex mate

Yeah
put Lou Reed in there as well

lou reed literally invented modern music so I don't think he quite belongs there

oh shit, yeah apologies, definitely should take Stringsteen's spot. APB pleb alert on me

You say Drake-I say ACDC

You say Ariana Grande-I say Led Zepplin

You say Kanye West-I say Pink Floyd

You say Taylor Swift-I say Metallica

You say Ed Sheeran-I say Guns N' Roses

You say KPOP-I scream Rock N Roll!!

You say Rap music-i say shut the f*** up

You say Kendrick Lamar-i f***ing punch you in the face

92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 5 threads. DONT LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!

miss these days

reminder this song is woke
youtube.com/watch?v=Um7pMggPnug

I just want the old Katy back tbeh

actually in a golden age of pop rn. hasn't been this good since 2002 or so

I ain't tryna take you shopping, buy your ass no shoes
I'm tryna lick that clit while I'm looking up at you
No shame in my game, girl, look back at me
I don't give a fuck if it's shaved or it's nappy
Long as it ain't nasty, sanitation smelling
One whiff of that bitch, I'mma be bailing
If it's smelling sweet, I'mma lick it for a hour
And even if it's sour, I might lick it in the shower
I go dumb and ignorant when I'm on that clitoris
Lick your ass delirious, my tongue game so damn serious
So bend that ass over, let me eat it from the back
That pussy so good, have a nigga coming back

Just learned that afrika bambaataa is a paedophile. wtf

/hoc/ told me that cricket is vaginal repellent and I'm thinking they are right.
From now on I won't be watching cricket or discuss about it.

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We /anal/ now

for lunch
Pan seared cod loin accompanied by a pea and almond purée, with pan roasted rosemary potatoes

grim

cott on the cards for tomorrow with a visit to the OBH in the evening to find some rich girls with daddy issues

Cottesloe is shit
anything north is shit for that matter

come south beach and then S&A in Freo mate

north or south, it's just a big scab growing out from the gaping gash that is shitney.

Fremantle is not in Sydney lad

Hmmmmmmmmm

for me, it's Adelaide. Literally can't find a fault

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can think of many

Bit jelly of the weather tttt

not enough roaming African gangs? Too much respect for Western Civilisation?

1. boring
2. shit
3. nothing going on
4. shit accent
5. muh pure convict free history
6. shit northerly winds
7. shit job market
8. it's Adelaide
9. South Australians were racist to my grandparents

this is Dermot

Dermot doesn't even live in Adelaide lmao he only visits it once a year to experience the thrill of a """"big city""""

Adelaide is just a shitter Perth

Adelaide is nothing like Perth. It's closer to Pissbane if anything. Poorth wishes it was like Adelaide, Poorth is just a retarded Sydney with a shitter harbour with shitter landmarks

kek if there's one city Perth is nothing like it's Sydney

Haven't been to any other state so I shan't be judging them.

beholden to Casino owners
awash with cocaine
produces boring, cookie-cutter music
satellite city(ies) that desperately don't want yo be associated with the big city

>beholden to Casino owners
>awash with cocaine
lmao what are you on about, Perth is a meth city. dunno what the fuck you're on about with the casino shit, we've only got one and it's one of the crown packer owned ones
>produces boring, cookie-cutter music
sydney has no music scene
>satellite city(ies) that desperately don't want yo be associated with the big city
only places like mandurah or joondalup where you have to drive for an hour at 110kmh through empty bushland to get there. no one considers fremantle to be separate to perth

I live in joondalup and never met anyone who doesnt want to be associated with Perth. No clue what that dickheads on about really

nah it's not that they don't want to be associated with it but if I asked you where you lived you'd say joondalup and not perth
I live in south freo and I'd say perth if asked. that's the difference I'm talking about.

Wierd, i always just say perth unless the person asking is also from perth. Only then would i be more specifc

>all these people from perth
We should all meet up and gangbang a prostitute

>fuck you're on about with the casino
who paid for Optus Stadium to be where it is nigga? You reckon it's just random chance they build a new stadium right next to the "entertainment complex"? lmao
>Perth is a meth city
stimulant city, you must be poor
> no one considers fremantle to be separate to perth
Fremantle does. They wear their Melbourne "let's change Australia Day" flag high.

yeah Tbh I'm more applying what people from mandurah say to joondalup, I don't really come across many people from up there

I live in freo you mong no one considers it separate to perth
that shit is just something pushed by the freo council, since freo is the greens' base in perth

*prrrrrrrrrrtttttt*

>but I think you're wrong!
shut ur piehole yokel, the folks from the big cities are talking

ada rose tomorrow at 5

is saha's career over lads?

pant just got given a top level central contract

yeah pretty much, poor guy had injury at the worst possible time.

G’day nerds.

Another fulfilling day of observing /cric/ rules 1, 2 and 3 lads.

Pissing down in wellington this morning.

Forecast to piss down all day and all day tomorrow. Be lucky to start on the third day.

Dark times for /cric/

should be able to wrap them up in 2 days m8

thoughts lads?

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Guys I am really getting into cricket but why is my national team so full of shit. It's unfair

>toothpaste cricket team is shitty

Think they should build an international cricket ground at Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. Just imagine playing a test at the Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu Oval.

At least I saw your country play in the World Cup lad

Need to stop smoking weed and import some pajeets

Import me :D

Found a new general for sebbo where his input will actually be appreciated

I just want to live lads

Yessir

>girls to the front on triple j

:D

You need to stop eating fo much butter and get some muslim cricket training academies going.

Happy international women's day my fellow incels

When lad's day?

Everyday at mine m8

based me going to work

lads RISE UP

based to be honest

Fairly standard stuff m8

bangers test starts today, based and elite

/cric/ popping off this morning

The grigget tttt

It's raining.

They call you diligentbro

Based me at work

grim stuff lad

Metallica coming to Australia lads

it'll rain tmrw too

YEEEEAAAAAAAUUUUHHHH

at least they're better than america

you boys watching the hockey tonight?

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Hoki is a fish mate

might watch the oilers lose to the nucks if I get home in time, yes

Boomers rejoice

What’s the weather looking like for Kiwis vs Green Japan?

very grim

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Hard times lads, think I might just have a cup of tea and go to bed

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based antistatpad weatherGODS

Means that Lathams average will probably stay at 203 for the season thus BTFOing Bradwoman out forevermore

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>having a cup of tea before bed

Wrong.

poo on the cards

Fatguts has 2 pizzas, 3 cheeseburgers and a bowl of fries before bed you tea fags are doing it wrong

Feel like pure shit just want some cricket

based

>tfw no NZ vs England test match on

le epic wamans day

>Liz cambage whinging in the media again
looking forward to bogut getting triggered

moist.

>QSAC
based

twitter.com/radiosportnz/status/1103763821720592385

no cricket today

can't say it looks likely

bottle of Jack, family pizza and the ODI tonight on the cards

Thank God for rugby later.

F

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/comfy/

I did actually get a bucket of kfc tonight

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Sebbo you here mate?

Okay this is epic.

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Listening to November rain by guns n roses. On repeat actually. Dunno why

How's it compare to other dirty bird around the world

It's pretty disgraceful honestly. You'd think we'd produce some decent fast food with the sheer amount of it. Best fast food i've had is still probably Fergburger, don't know if native kiwis appreciate it tho

BEst fast food I’ve had is super duper burgers in San Fran. Went there like 4 days in a row when I was there

West coast gets all the best fast food, heading there in summer - will add it to the list

Never heard of it. Must be a local place. It being SF that's not saying much; shedloads of restaurants and almost all of them are local. Pizza Orgasmica was a favorite when I lived there. Good beer.

I think they had like 4 or 5 places when I was there around the area
Was peng

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kfc on the cards for lunch, forgot to make something

based WA mealbro

World class
Viet Cong is top 3 albums of all time along with astral weeks and laughing stock

THE UNIT

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Shut the FUCK up Deano

For me? It's doing such a violent shit your ass stings and you are incapacitated for 15mins

rules 1-3 you casual shitter

For me, when I have the shits, which is a lot of the time, it’s using the shower head as a bidet rather than wiping.

I’m no deano u bell
I hate you nearly as much as Sebbo you freak

Please make the next op good

>Was peng

You are deano incarnate

Imagine thinking that all American flags are Sebbo.

wouldn't say that much but yeah it's an absolute classic
disappointed that Preoccupations have been a bit mixed

Yeah fair I exaggerated, but it is top 10 albums for me.
Loved the preoccupations s/t but the last album was poo desu

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fuck my ass

Lovely place tttt.

Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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