Press S to spit on this marketing fraud

i spit on your moms pussy you faggot

literally the first game that matters all season.

FUCKING S
>MUH NGUBU

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SHITSKINS SEETHING
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

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>almost 9 minutes aggregate

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AAAAAAAHHHH POGBA H-HELP ME

GIROUD? ARE YOU THERE? I NEED TO BE UNLOCKED HEEEEEEEELP

SOMEONE POST A WEBM OF THE DANCING MU BOOMER

>slips
>PSG slips
it was a premonition

Waiting for that cuck to start rambling about his 21 goals in 20 games again.

Champions League is the best competition in the world, any sport any year. Every year it's incredible

LADS I DONT WATCH FOOTBALL. DOES THIS GOTO PENALTIES!?
??

He's an overrated piece of shit who plays in a third rate league not even the best French pacy nigger

>MBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

HAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

>*SLIPS TO THE GRASS*
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO PFFFFFTTTTTT
MOST OVERRATED PLAYER IN THE LAST 10 YEARS, DESTROYED.

how are they still playing

NO
IT'S OGRE
PSG DED

>99 minutes
why is this game still going

>CHOKING THE MATCH IN THE DYING MINUTES

BTFO INTO OBLIVION.

le pacey nog

>score against literal farmers in ligue un
>go missing against any competent team
'''''''''''''''''''french''''''''''''''''''''' walcott

No

>Modric
>Mbappe
>Ronaldo

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>FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE >FRANCE

Why?
Aggregate is 3-3?

doesnt that mean its a tie?

No. ManU wins on away goals.

>watch how PSG choke lead against Barcelona
>watch how PSG choke lead aganst Manure
Stories I am going to tell to my grandchildren...

>throwing millions of oil money to compete in CL
>knocked every year at this stage
It's not worth it to 10-0 some literal who farmers teams in league one

>Brit
>Doesn't watch football

KEK, and he will win this year

HE ACTUALLY PULLED A SLIPPY G THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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Mbrappe's SLIP means yanited goes through

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OH NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>implying Ronaldo won't score a hattrick tomorrow
heh

away goals rule

If Mslippy scored that chance then this wouldn't happen.

At a tie away goals count double
So United has more

>3 - 3
>one of the team wins
Fucking Europe

Man U scored 3 times away, PSG only twice.

>If only Mbappe didn't slip

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United scored 3 away goals, PSG scored 2. So United win.

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Please leave the mess that is PSGay Mboop

i bet my mortgage on this game

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>Got pocketed by Chris fucking Smalling

>LOSING 3-3

HAHAHAHAHA

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PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

fucking ell he was ATROCIOUS tonight

>the next messi

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SS

>A FAST PACY NIGGER

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Madrid shouldn't go for him now.

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>the next messi they said

lmfao this guy can't even dribble in a straight line for more than 2 steps

>tomorrow

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This is the new Ronaldo/Messi ?

Post the slip lads, I missed it

post the mbrappe slip

absolute kino tbqh

NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC NORF FC

>ruined his career
lmao

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What a cunt

They do not count double, they are just worth more. If my team would lose 2-5 at home but wins 0-4 away we would still go through. If away goals counted double then this wouldn't be the case. (it would be 2-10 v. 0-8 if we apply your rule and not clear who would go through)

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FUCK MBAPPE AND FUCK BLACK PEOPLE

what a fucking shit game, wasted 90 min of my life
I don't even care about PSG, both teams are shit

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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kek

>le 19 year old prospect.

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Proof he couldn't do it on a rainy Wednesday in Stoke, he can only bully and statpad against French farmers

>The next Messi

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I'M DEAD

>The next messi

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so satisfying

basado y rojopillado

S on that N

*slips*

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10 match ban for trying to break Smallthings leg

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First the Benz slipped.
Then the Nacho got dipped.
Now the new Messi, Mbappe
Turns out to be one big floppe

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>Marquinhos is the one pushing Shaw
>Neymar screams for a penalty
Fucking retarded monkey

I really hope someone goes back and makes a compilation webm of all his slips and missed dribbles today. What a hack.

Fucking ninja turtle.

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kek, it was so hilariously desperate and obvious too.

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He's unironically PSG's only quality player. He plays with brainlets and should request a transfer to United. Ole would do wonders for his career

Pyuma is a fucking god

...

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good man

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Sopa do Macaco

Here's another one.

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Are the days where technical precision and creativity were the hallmarks of a good striker (messi, tsunaldo) over?
It seems now the hype is all on young players who can run really fast.

What are you talking about? Le pacy baby just got BTFO today.

>Ngubu

UNA TORTUGA

>Mfloppe
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>people laughed at Bayern for letting Bernat go
Hahahahaha
Yeah I am sure he is real important scoring those goals literally any other player could score while not being useless for the rest of the 90 minutes

He has to leave psg if he ever wants to amount to anything. He has potential but playing in a fucking farmers league isn’t going to help

Mbappe good

Imagine being envious of a teenager.

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Could've killed smallshit right there

based norf poster

BONG BONG BONG GOOOOOAL

>That 20 year old teenager

Away goals count double so final score was United 6-5 PSG

fucking love mike phelan

Le summer of 92 man

>the next Ronaldo

Meanwhile he'll have to console himself with his WC winner's medal. You would be lying if you said that you would not take him on your team in an instant.

>Dislike equals envy

lmaoing @ your IQ

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