PSG vs MANCHESTER UNITED - Official Match Thread #4

Wish it were possible for both teams to lose this

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Poor russian

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>35 posts early during half time
how autistic can you be

OLE OLE OLE

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Vivemos em uma sociedade.

why do niggers make the best wingers?

How to live with the fact that other people have shagged your gfs pussy before you

it's a bizarre phenomenon but I like it when they're peng tings

>Name one thing that tops a white women with a fat ass
A black man

*Pop*

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FUCK ANIME, ROLL YOUR DISNEY WAIFU

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there we go

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they're pretty fast

PACEY NIGGERS EVERYWHERE
ADOLF HELP US ALL

Reminder that Emery is no longer at PSG so United aren't going to win this.

cheeky roll

>both to win
ftfy ^.^

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BASED

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no you faggot

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roll

well, fuck. can the second half start already?

Whoa...b, beautiful...

Quick reminder that we are World champions

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>malaysia
time to get the FUCK out of the old thread

she cute what's her name?

rule

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I want to eat her poo

OI YOU CHEEKY WANKAH
YOU'VE GOT FOIVE SECONDS TO SHOW YOUR PORN LOICENSE NAH! OR FACE THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW

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Poor ass

roll

roll

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sosij role

>LADS LADS LADS
>AND EVERYBODY

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degenerated

Wish I had his hair 2bh

repeating integers

Any except the black one pls

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You shouldn't post lewd women in a sports board. It's not right.

why not

Ahahahaha too bad Malaysia this thread is safe!

How do I get more confident with women?

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Based. U== I'd date her

NEED A WORKING STREAM LINK RIGHT NOW LADS

was it autism?

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pls gib elsa

are you bent?

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what would you say felliani's I.Q is. over or under 90?

roll

roll

roll

If PSG were winning 1-0 I could relax knowing it’s over. Now I’m nervous as fuck and it’ll inevitably end badly.

Lads how do I cure a scab on my dick from fapping without doing nofap?

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Don't care about them

Lads I'm gonna make a tinder. How do I look less fucking awkward in photos?

My only hobbies are going to the pub, going running and going to football so I don't really have good times to take natural pics either. Usually all just with one mate or alone.

Живeeм в oбщecтвo..

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Don't see how that's a yellow on di maria earlier. Mcwhatshisface kicks the air and dives or extends his knee on his own
Really conflicted on who I'd like to see advance

Yes

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rolando

Jazz. He has a bf though.

Lads, could we be in a Chelski 2012 like season where a dogshit team wins the CL?

pour bleach on it and apply rock slalt

OI'VE ALREADY BIN SENT TO AUSTRALIA GUVNAH

Ariel pls

bfst.to/play/soccer.php as usual lad

Disgusting. Reroll.

under 80

dubs for azerbaijani legs

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yes this is happiness

Stop being ugly

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stop jacking of you low willpower cuck

snow white get

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When was the last time you watched a football game with a non-relative female lads?

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Nofap

Nah, you're just a low test with Irish genetics who likes flabby pancake asses

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would shag the one in red

5>3>4>2>1

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T H E M O S T D A N G E R O U S L E A D

no era

Ole is a genius

Ajax aint shit though

>Buffon in goal
>don't win the CL
Everything is as it should be

I became disillusioned with them and now I'm more interested in if they're impressing me and not if I'm impresing them.

here it is mate

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What’s he thinking?

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robo

Last digits are the final score of the game, rest assured.

Di Maria is getting sent off for diving dubs confirms

COLONIZED

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The United - Liverpool game she enjoyed it even though it was a shite game :3

Might as well...sigh

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You are not just a weak fan. But a weak human being.

2-1 isn't the most dangerous leads you moron

based

Well done, Baku

probably in college, of course females have no interest in sports and going to a bar to watch footy with the lads is just an excuse to get drunk

Gimme

> inb4 game changing verratti red card

i wish I could shag my daughter up the arse

JUST

is steve mcmanaman the worst commentator out there, or are there worse?

rello

These whores make me legit upset.
>Look I am such a professional career woman take me seriously! I am more than just a fuckhole!
>Meanwhile took several minutes to get a picture like that right there for nothing more than attention
God fucking damn women are retarded

Mobile stream pls

Brilliant stuff

Get trannies off backpage
Build confirence with them
Eventually mve onto real girls (though you'll probably get addicted to trannies - a good tranny and you're gooked)

Me elämme yhteiskunnassa.

thanks lad, I forgot to bookmark it

wtf is her problem also go support Porto

BASED POSTS

>I would never have sold Fellaini

roll

post azerbaijani butts
nudes from girls from obscure countries is my fetish

just bee urself

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red star-Liverpool
Shit game but good head

*slips*

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is this a bloke?

Ain't this stuff haram over there?

bog'd

Dubs and Sanchez got fired this weekend if united lose tonigth

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>not watching the comfy Martin Tyler stream

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>projecting fatso

Fucking faggot

lmao

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>You know remember Eric Bailly

MBRAPPPPPPP

Alexi Lalas

>hotels.com
>reward yourself
wat

hi big lenny, what you doing in the UK?

It's a girl (but better)

Source on the threesome?

who is she?

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Nah I'm good thanks

my gf

Time to stop lads, second half has started

>That Flag
>Is not CP but Traps

What happen to you?

BASED

Slick

I never thought of this

Hmmmmm

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some ugly bint

>not having a cheeky fuck session with your bros once in a while when the slags aren't coming in as usual

what's your excuse?

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> yfw Man U is going to win this game going full Mourinho style

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>spending £100m on sponsorship
>not just banning your degenerate shit eaters form the internet
Malaysia looks pretty nice but its people seem horrible. Nobody is going to open these

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masturbating to this is not gay right?

What the hell is that giraffe doing to that kid?

>google porn license
>its real
fucking STATE just nuke parliament

>She

2010 world cup final, spain vs netherlands. she even showed me her ass, "accidentally", ain't got no time for shit like that, soccer is more important, plus she's my buddy's gf so that's a big no no.

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ZzzzzzZzzz

Me

I've never done it.

My wife please don't post her picture on here again

quelle délice

Beurette Salope, she's famous in France

yep, this fake Malaysian got me disappointed

fat slag formerly thot

>Nobody is going to open these
i-its too late. it was always too late.

How do we raise this number?

ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵖˢᵍ

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based bee poster

me on the right listening to nightcore

>Not cucking your friend so he has to raise your kid

Are you even American?

just popping down the paki shop to buy my interracial cuckold porn pass for £10
anybody want anything?

This is a Europa league game

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Wow. Nice post.

Not possible, they need to score another goal - DEFINITELY not Mou style.

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Mbappé is the only guy bringing any penetration into the game

El malasyANO

how

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It's not even Mouyes style, they're just too shit to attack

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Cornetto :3

>carpel tunnel from wanking
h-help

kek

OF WHAT LAD TELL ME

PSG are shook by these balls in the channel.

>Porn users will have to supply a driving licence or other ID to watch X-rated clips online from as early as next month
>Websites which are more than one-third pornographic will have to verify the age of their users from next month
>Users will be able to use a cross-platform third-party verification app, or buy a verification card for £5 from their local corner shop
please never change islandmonkeys.

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realize there is nothing special about them

what does the arrow by jones mean
is he depressed?

No fellaini either. Mouball is truly dead

Solskjaer to sub himself on and score twice in the last 3 minutes.

>park the bus
>long ball
>long ball
>long ball

Imagine paying to watch this shit.

No muhammad isn't so popular in Baku

fucking based

So whats the appeal of anime?

FUCK P$G

>malaysia webms
SHAN'T be clicking m8

>psg still losing

tactictuchel on suicide watch

He didn't think of it

PSG losing to uniteds b team
the city of st germain

>One third ponographic
Uh, so - Yea Forums?

Based geekdom

chile

downs

>tfw wasn't even remotely interested in this jailbait untill I found out she plays the drums

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>brazilian dives in box
very surprising

>actually believing this will ever happen

never change Yea Forums

It sounds like it's only UK based sites and who goes to them for porn but I agree it's retarded and authoritarian

Loli

oh well she's just too crazy. haven't get in touch with em for years now so dunno about the current situation, last time I heard they got married, but she's a crazy pussy, you got to stay away from the crazy pussy.

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i love hot dogs i could eat a lot of hotdogs and multiples at once

unfit

Internet losers who’ve long given up on women think they have a chance with cartoon carachters

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yes, but 4channel will be fine

>A fucking huehue denying Traps

Holy shit

it looks like cp

I'm not paying £5 and I'm not giving my drivers license to Yea Forums, so I'll just view everything via proxy

PSG will never win the CL with Buffon as keeper

Based af

@JFs
porn is literal kike propaganda
if your government doesn't ban it then it means that they're under the control of the kikes

1-5 and i keep chasing after her
anything else and she can fuck off

annoying normal people

Legal CP generally

Looks good

fuck you

>american """food"""

chile

PORTO JUST SCORE LADS

>PSG will never win the CL

how old will you have to be for your pornlicense lads? and will there be a mandatory test-procedure to get it?

Chile

Do people not find cheese pizza really bland? I only like it with veggies on.

>PSG will never win the CL with Buffon as keeper

and that's a good thing

Weird, I lost my virginity at 20 even though I was a full blown weeb. Hid my power level but ever since I fucked like 10 girls. Nice meme but I think every time I hear this it's just projecting, eh?

da gee-ahh

This was obviously in play from the other angle.

i can't believe nigeria is a rare flag on Yea Forums(nel)

> mfw they just renewed his contract TODAY

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Oi where is your proxy loicense m8?

Yea Forums has banned all VPNs

Based
Go get aids at some other chick, based Nigerian

>he lets porn control himself
LMAO I CONTROL THE PORN

more loke niggeria

>comparing degenerate fem basedboys with CHAD big dicked trannies
Yeah it's a yikes for me sorry

OFFSIDE MOTHERFUCKER DUMB RAT SUCK MY DICK.

LMAO

she fucks off then

>offside

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Is Tuchel the most /fa/ manager?

Absolutely pathetic

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

YOU FUCKING GOBLIN

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mate thats legit a good pizza

*bzzt* *bzzt*

LMAO AT DI MARIA

BASED REF

DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA DI VARIA

lads, how can we VAR this to be a goal anyway?

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Thank god

They have it in South Korea, in fact you have to post with your real name in South Korea

fantastic flick from Mbappe holy shit

If you get it from a place with really good ingredients then even a simple one is great. But sadly, that's the exception.

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>Ole wearing a #RESPECT bib

LOCKED AGAIN

Always the answer my African-American friend.

>Di Maria
Showboating prick deserve to be chinned after the game. Pathetic offside

>maria

BASED REF

Clear offside

bullshit, people very often use VPN on Yea Forums, are you retarded?

smalling's been humiliated here

Well stepped up

based VAR

> Anglos are literally saying "Hang-El" Di Maria

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GET FUCKED P$G

Is Skomina (ref) taller than everyone on the pitch?

>These post

Now i get why you need to buy a porn pass fucking muppets

LULU DED
JUST

Advanced ivamos! in progress

>5
>4
>1

>buy a verification card for £5 from their local corner shop

fucking kek. I was looking forward to some day being able to buy weed from the shop.

Instead I'll be buying me weekly porn pass instead.

smallnig btfo

the prince of nigeria

did it count?

he's offside clearly

he is "special"

>roma

we need a var licence before we can reply to this post lad sorry x

If he wasn’t offsides Di Maria wouldn’t have gotten to that ball lol even with his speed

time for Mason "I promise Im 17 and not 25" Greenwood

time to bring on the under 18s and make it even more embarrassing when P$G lose

Yes yes lads another Injury

OLE OLE OLE

This is what you get for voting conservative dumb home counties cunts.

LUKAKU IS DEAD

What did Ole wrote on this piece of paper ?

Advanced Taktik in progress

>mbarp is only a fast niggah

dubs and this game will have another slip

ONE MORE GOAL LADS

Boys

Why are traps so hot? Might go Thailand and shag a few

BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG

CUM ON YANITED, SCORE A FUKIN GOAL

BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG

I really don't understand what all these retarded "experts" have against VAR. Now, the only issue with it is Fifa and UEFA being corrupt as fuck and fixing matches with it is way easier than without. But no "expert" ever makes that point and calls out the jews so I don't get it.

what do?

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chile

what's life in slovenia? our first lady is from your country, and so is my fav teams gk, handanovic. always wondering this question

>Defending CP

Are you okay?

REMINDER

>buffoon

You’re attracted to the taboo aspect of it. You might also want to be a girl yourself.

roll

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Golaço

can this drummer kys himself, ty

I find anime to have a more deep and involving plot than most stuff on western tv. Also, the epic characters. Look me in the eye and tell me that something like 'Code Geass', 'Fullmetal Alchemist', 'Naruto' or 'Steins;gate' has an equivalent on tv in America. Pro tip: you can't.

I want to go to the cinema with Iori

Gonna be a bit awkward getting a porn pass from Kurpal every week, especially after I told him leave means leave and he needs to fuck off back to India
Hope I won't need a special pass for scat websites

>voting
Took me 10 years to finally accept that this is completely pointless and I won't be doing it again.

Never voted for those shit bags though.

No matter who is in, they're just going to fuck you over and over and over again.

Jesus christ Buffon

soccer

user I'm sorry but it's cause you're gay

as expected of the anal idol

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>buffon trying to play with his feet
it's just sad

*tips*

Goatfuckers on panic mode. lol.

fuck off, retard

>tfw on keto for three days now

I want to eat, taste and violently rape that pizza.

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ayo m8 me dad sent you the 1000 usdollars some weeks ago via westernunion. where is the 10% of the inheritance you spoke about?

Do a 360 and walk away

the punisher of Paris

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YA SEETHE?

REDS MARCHING IN

fucking nerd

are united aware that they need to score a goal? they havent done anything this half

only been to a festival there but it was amazing. recommend highly.

SCOTLAND’S BRAVE McTOMINAY

The porn pass will probably mean engmutts wont be allowed on Yea Forums without it. Yea Forums is saved.

fuck off zoomer

destroyed. Based chileANO

chile

Fair enough. At least remember to egg the polling stations on the day.

better vote socialist globalist kikes amarite twitter?

score already UNITED

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4channel.org has no porn silly

>French monitors

why are the PSG players diving?
they this desperate?

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rollan

Hey Paco! How feminazilandia gonna celebrate this 8M?

>he fell for the keto meme

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>eating blood

They are unable to play football

They’re lulling PSG into a false sense of security

Visual representation of Chad Brit vs EU rat

Do both teams only have one chant?

kek

>ninja turtle

fuck off pedo

>so scared of Pepe you had to fall down
The absolute STATE of romacucks

McTokkieway is such a useless shit

based and advertiserfriendly-pilled

Don't rate steaks at all to be honest with you.

>what's life in slovenia?
Depends. If you own a house like me you can get by with only 300 EUR per month. If you don't you need at least 500. Quality can't compare to big cities since the biggest one here only has 250k people. The second one 100k. There's been a huge influx of Americans and English in the past few years. Another perspective. If you reach about 10k subs on youtube you instantly become a celeb and are invited to tv shows. That's how small we are.

Wir leben in einer Gesellschaft

All according to plan

keep going faggot

Based

Pleeg zelfmoord ofzo

how is draxler unironically still at psg? isnt she shit?

why is that uncooked meat being served?

its fantastic if you weight over 300lbs

>meme
Literally lost 30 pounds in 6 weeks without doing literally any sports because of it. Nice "meme"

Dear god that McBanana guy is horrible

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Can't wait for inevitable Di Maria winner and then a Mkhitaryan winner for Arsenal.

Manure about to get double cucked by past signings.

There should be a punishment for exaggerating as much as diving.

based aryan

mbappe is a fraud

pathetic.jpg

absolutely fucking nothing.

Imagine being a grown man and falling like a bitch because of a face slap

sounds based

>fagxler

jfc

>violently rape

as opposed to gently raping?

waiting for another qsg blunder while dodging yellow cards

STOP DIVING YOU PASTA EATING FUCKS

It's in the rules, the rules just don't get followed.

he is tactituchels babby

So what exactly does he do?

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It's just a drawing you retarded ball of grease stop projecting your kid diddling fetish on me lol

stop posting sexy girls, I'm on a serious nofap marathon

See now the gameplan isn't working

sweet

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Been away from 2nd half for first 15mins, has man u resorted to hoofball I take it

>pass the ball to an off-side player
>He is more than a fast nigga

LeLigue1 pundits

98-100 get

But juve don't play today

chile

how many days?

FMA: Main characters are literal teenagers. Plot is basically OK, but really nothing special (try watching a non-hollywood movie and you'll know what I mean). Characters are cringe lords, the jokes are tailored to children and japanese people
Code Geass: Another highschool show with a decent plot. Cringe highschool club story. My little cousin is watching it currently, she's 12.
Naruto: No comment
SG: Ok sure why not. However there are probably 400 movies and 20-50 better western shows than this

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You should eat your end-goal diet, not worry about losing weight quickly. Keto isn't sustainable or particularly healthy. Eat lots of veggies and fish, sparing amounts of meat. Snack on nuts and veggies.

yellow for the shitskin

Runs REALLY FAST and stops Shredder.

neat

Man U will win this. Checkem.

draxler crosses

He looks like he's being fucked by Nordics.

what's the point of Draxler precisely?

Why is Tuchel getting exposed by a Norwegian part time plumber?

Slapping women is this country's third national sport right after watching a good bull slaughter and getting drunk while watching el Madriz in a bar.

twitter.com/PSG_English/status/1103397025910087680

oh no no no

Runs fast

much love bro, fuck Arm*nia

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no just the german in here is screaming it while watching something else I can only guess

yikes

Olie gonna sub himself on 89th min

>has man u resorted to the purest form of football
no, not just yet

>

...

Why do they all look identical? Also, I don't know half of them

t. incel

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he runs

Anyone wants moar of her?

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prostate stimulation is necessary dummy, no fap in your youth increases prostatic inflammation and triggers odd adrenal activity

based adolf

Holy shit Shaw is massive

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the away goals rule is as stale as martin tyler's cliche commentary

Keto is a fucking meme. It is an unhealthy state the body enters when you remove a vital food group. Any good and qualified nutritionist will say the same. You lost weight because of calorie restriction you DULL CUNT

Apprentice of Kloop

Flashing his cool FIFA moves :) this dude cannot pass for shit.

here

24 goals 6 assists for 21 games

Man U are going to meme their way through with a late goal

disgusting

>United's entire offense and midfield is injured
>still score two on PSG

yikes

Tuchel has never won the CL. Solsjkaer has.

Jesus Christ...

imagine the sound

pyiong chang wong lang dah chong

>Lukaka

let it go, it's impossible to reason with burgers and islanders

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>888
and Manure wins 3-3

COME ON LADSSSSSSSSSSS

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PSG would have to disband

sounds based and redpilled, guess I'll visit sometime
yeah I'd go there when it's festival time

I mean when you put him side by side to the little bitch that is Dani Alves, yeah, he's massive

Alves is a fucking faggot

yes

Lads, I have the build of Luke Shaw

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You'd like that, wouldn't you

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There seems to be already too much of her

oh god no this is cringy

Against French farmers though. I rate sancho, Alli, lingard, odoi and other higher desu

Pathetic Zoomers don't know the meaning of the word "supersub"

I'm just shooting off random thoughts about this issue, but you might benefit from not taking yourself so seriously. Just crack a few jokes like you would with your m8s, and off the bat assume that the girl will not find you attractive in the slightest. That might work, or just be very confident in yourself. Also you have to recognize that some women have terrible personalities, that's just a fact in life, some will not want to get with you because they think they are better than you. Some women are angels who will give your social retardation the time of day. Not all women are the same. Also, hit the gym and become more attractive. If you are fat you are automatically ugly, this is nature.

You literally described Keto. Most veggies have few enough calories that you can eat them on Keto. Fish like herring is high in fat. Nuts. Avocados. Coconut. Olive oil. You’re retarded.

Rate slop lads

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>Nearly Starbucks want new baristas
>Can't get the job

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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cringe to the max

DRAXLEL DED

>the jokes are tailored to children
The jokes all flew right over your head huh? You probably didn't even get half of them, otherwise you'd know that's bullshit. FMA has some serious adult and deep humor.

>torn jeans

muh fuggin dicc

neymar sure has his priorities straight

Jesus the second half has been boring as fuck so far.

I would eat that shitty food and get a worm just so I could touch those glorious tits with my dick

totally not shopped

Yfw Man UTD sneak through

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Bruh what's with those tiny pits?

Draxler is kill

baristas are generally young and attractive

>Not sustainable
Doesn't matter. I don't want to lose weight after I reach my goal.
Also I have no plans to be autistic about food after I lose weight, I'll just eat whatever the fuck I want and not exceed my daily intake maximum, eat some veggies and druits and done. Enjoy eating shit food for no reason faggot.

NEW

NEW

>MBRAPP

More PissG time wasting

im sorry cristobal briseño

POST SOME FUCKING BUNDA FAGGOTS

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Ole is patiently waiting to strike like a viper in injury time

chile

I hate USA so fucking much. I seriosuly wish this country never ever existed along with all its inhabitants. It's the quintessential cringe nation. Nobody makes me cringe like sharts with all their fake happiness and fake representation of europe and their brainwashed "sitcoms" with shitty animation and shitty characters with extremely shallow personality (and no, don't you dare cherry-pick me some good sitcom, we both know 90% of American tv is actually brain cancer), no politics or critical thinking about the current state of the world.
I am so fucking happy Mutts get depression when going to Paris and seeing what Europe actually looks like, it's like they take the redpill and they stop living in their made up world.
I hope this will cause most of them to commit suicide and i want to see their population die completely, along with Canadians, who look like discount Amerimutts

Anybody else notice how it's always Americans trying to tell others how to behave? Literally zero self-awareness and one hundred self-centered creatures.

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Just get laid lmao

Thats not how the media represent your cuck nation bro.

t. TVE expert

she cute

Stop making me hungry

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you literally have no skills then

Obviously I didn't, I said eat your end goal diet. That means eat all veggies and various starches too.

The reason diets fail is because they're temporary. The sooner you eat your end goal diet the better. Keto isn't sustainable.

simply false

Wow now THIS is epic. Keep it up Chile.

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Marcus... PLEASE SCORE A GOAL.

still waiting for her to squeeze some milk in there

Even PSG know he doesn’t Kehrer

Carbs are not essential by definition. Empty calories that anyone with a sedentary western lifestyle doesn’t need which is why we have so many fat fucks

>Unhealthy
kek, cuck. Who gives a fuck? You think I am gonna die because I don't eat 300 grams of carbs every day? Retard.

Based

Literal vomit

not all Americans are like that, chill.

Relax bro

You're retarded. Enjoy dying at 60

>4channel
I wanted to make it as pedagogic as possible

based texas

>You'll die at 60 because you do Keto
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahha

>starches
There is absolutely no reason you should eat starches.

t. padraigh flanniganen

They are vital you fucking fat twat, google, plenty of actual scientific sources.

You might develop quite a few worse conditions being in a diseased state like keto.

you are more retarded than you seem

redpiiled

based

>panchito Basado

Conquistador´s cum is strong with you, bro. Together we´ll defeat feminazi and moronegros to make Las Españas great again.

>You might develop quite a few worse conditions being in a diseased state like keto.
Sure. My main nutritions the past 15 years were fast food and soda, I am sure that was better than being on an actual keto diet.

kek

I BELIEVE

MBAPPRETO

that was vinicius tier omg

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAPPPPPPPPPP

who the fuck is chong??

88-93 of course

ok

>Ninja
why

rolio

why not, whats wrong with him being there

fergie time oh shit