PSG vs MANCHESTER UNITED - Official Match Thread #3

lol

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>Rashford

APOLOGISE

youll never wank again

Is that fucking Ninja?

HORE SHIEEEEEEEEEET

7 years no fap, now.

nice, seconding

NGUBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why would Neymar want to watch the game with Ninja? Why are so any celebs fans of Ninja

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>digits

That's 7 years

You never fap ever again

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>bailly injured
it can only get better

help help i've fallen and i can't get up

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>Buffon
Justice for 2006

rip ruskie user's prostate

F

That means 2 year no fap

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Litteraly called a Buffon blunder on a thread earlier.

That's 7000 days ruskie

buffon more like buffoon

Is that ninja in front

Ye :D

>the 41 year old boomer that still thinks he can play professionally

>le 40 year old man

>>>>Schalke

Nice

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ok

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UNITED ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT LOLOLOLOLOLL

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>Panic S G

>the italian karius

NINJA
I
N
J
A
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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lel, I suggest you move to the UK in case you can't control your urges

blyat. thats 2 weeks at least.

Every digit should double the 7 days

sorry lads, it slipped

>losing to this United midfield

nice

Who the fuck is this nigger Kehrer, all he does is passing wrong and slipping.

THAT'S ARE NGUBU
OPE HE SCORES A FEW
HES GOT 10 INCHES
TO PUT IN ME MISSUS
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAL

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that's a lifetime, mate

LOVE these ManU kits

RIP in peace

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

based

>Veratti
>no yellow

7 years it is

MANLET VERATTI against CHAD BAILLY

Looks like you're having a wank free few years there, Klashenkov

>paree

Neymar is your average zoomer

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PSG stadium has shit atmosphere

looks like an annoying dude

Buffon with the trash can of a performance

UNITED ARE WINNING WITH 19% POSESSION

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You have to go back

fruitcake

>United are 2-1 up without even touching the ball

Wauw, ben jij Joos ofzo?

ignore him, he is nobody

oh no no no we got too cocky psgbros

fuck you directv

german

O DI MARIA

*sniff*

OMG NINJA!!!

Nofap forever

>want to win champions League
>sign a player who's never won the champions league

boomers are SHOOK

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I'm sorry but did Paris already lose ? That's right there are still 57 minutes to play.

red card in roma-porto game, is it possible lads?

Cuntish PSG fans trying to take out Scotland’s brave McTominay.

RASHGOD

>buffoon

at least the ref isnt going mental like the last leg

Get this man LifeAlert!

>lose game 1
>win game 2
>be eliminated

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you now remember when Buffon chimped out over a correct penalty decision and got himself sent off

CAM ON

>tfw trying to not fap to save big cums for my new gf and give her better dick
>tfw can’t stop thinking about the good shagging we did the night before finding it impossible to not fap

Help

>Be PSG
>Want to win the CL
>Want an experienced GK
>Hire Buffon who never won the CL in all of his 20 years long career

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kek

Mou is secretly managing for one night only

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faggot

>MEME MARIA

>go on 4 day nofap
>want to rape everything
I don't know about that desu. Well, unless you're low T.

>DALOT

FACKING CAM ON

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>Slipchester

Wtf is this shit
Fuck France and fuck the French

Cameraman fucked up, why did he focus on the random guy with a hat and not ninja lol

O DI MARIA
O MBAPPE
O DRAXLER

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Dubs and United go through

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the fuck is this shit man, United should be 3 down.

Reminder Buffon has ALWAYS been shit.

Spent his whole career in 1 team league, playing behind a parked bus with 5 defenders 24/7

stfu customer-bitch. whats even your skincolor?

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thats gonna be a loooooooong nofap bruh

>correct

>BAILLY OUT

OLE WAS JUST LURING THEM INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>literally every goal has been gifted by the opposition

truly quality football

>wants to win champions league
>joins a team that has never won champions league

>PSG's defense

Poor bailly getting subbed

Your kolbasa has been gulag'd.

Just don't fap m8

Is this game even real

Fuuuuuck

dubs = psg out

fuck off you cuck your shit players are literally sabotaging this club

C'EST PAS BURNLEY, C'EST PAS HUDDERSFIELD, C'EST LE PARIS SAINT GERMAIN

have a wank anyway, I do before I see my gf so I can last more than an hour

what don't you understand, Americlap?

It would be 1-1 in terms of wins, so it goes to who scored the most over the course of the two matches. Makes total sense

the slip is coming

fucking hell rashford

>trashford

LUKAKU WILL SCORE 5 GOALS TONIGHT
LUKAKU WILL SCORE 5 GOALS TONIGHT
LUKAKU WILL SCORE 5 GOALS TONIGHT

>gashford

>trashford

>Imagine rooting for pig ass gay

Why is the pitch so wet eveeyone slips

0.5D Chess

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>Bailly hooked

HOPE

He tried out that autofocus feature on his Panasonic
Big mistake

OOoooOoOooF

oh nonononoonnnoono

how can PSG be THIS fucking shit?

man u are literally playing fred

dubs and the rash scores

>a correct penalty decision

RIP koulibaily

>trashford
lel

Shaw got even fatter, look at his tits flaping around hahahahah

Why is it called Paris now? Makes no sense.

>The battle of Ngubu's: Electric Ngubaloo

if only there was a gk experienced at winning the cl aviable...

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how much is he unlocked yet?

How has shaw been so good while being so fat?

PSG ARE SHOOK
PSG ARE SHOOK
PSG ARE SHOOK
PSG ARE SHOOK
PSG ARE SHOOK
PSG ARE SHOOK
PSG ARE SHOOK

dubs for Lukaku hattrick

guy is massive

so, who's gonna win CL, Ajax or Spuds?

too brown, 0 marketing potential

he is right, casuals

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What players are worse for chimping? South Americans or Pacey Forwards?

>Lukaku hat trick tonight
exquisite

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hes doing ss+gomad u fukn twink

Agincourt
Waterloo
Parc Des Princes

PSG need to sell everyone over 28

I'm sure that's a woman in her 50's

CLEAR FREEKICK YOU ABU CUNT

i still have no idea why they bought courtois

why didn't chelsea go for him instead of kepa?

why do psg always choke

kehrer is so fucking weak
fuck sake BLIND pocketed lukaku not too long ago

He's not that fat

hes not fat hes thicc

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reminder man utds team contains:
>de gay
>ashley young
>chris smalling
>scott mctominay
>andreas pereira
>fred
and they are winning this game

He’s Rooney v2

digits and psg slips

i can't believe this fat nigger scored two

Oh so Neymar and Mbappé aren’t marketable?

>wants to win the champions league
>buys the old cow buffon

Someone explains me the logic of that.

kek I fucking love this, now the only thing left is liverpool getting fucked by bayern and we might have an interesting CL for once

roma

Why is Rashford such an African

Based Florentino
What are you doing in Colombia tho?

Its in the club's genes. Their history is 50 years of choking.

Injecting billions will never change this. Arabs should have known before signing the check.

>bore PSG with some absolute shit football
>their gk and defenders fall asleep and gift two goals to the shitters

That some next level shit.

Literally plastic clubs can never win. You are next Man shitty

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They are historically a choker club
Even if you inject billions in the club their genes are the same

state your name cuz

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psg number 4 is horrible
how can he still on the pitch?

Shut your whore mouth son of a bitch, I fuck your dirty bitch of a mother every night

>ref now blowing whistle whenever united players running to Buffon with the ball
lmao corrupt

all world class players la

Regardless of what happens thank you OGS for making Man United fun to watch again.

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Kehrer is SO fucking SHIT

Lukaku doesn't get hattricks anymore, but he will assist the 3rd

Why so you have such a small dick?

i like buffon, but hate the ninja turtle and hate all of the english premier league, who do i root for?

i am paris?

>barclona still in
nah

CAM ON LOOKAKOO
SCOAR SAM MORE

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>Lukaku has 3 goals in 4 CL knockout games

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Neymar and Mbappe are cool zoomers, Navas isn't

god I hope PSG loses this. This Mbappe meme needs to end for running fast in a straight line.

only if Lyon beats Barsa

Thoughts on Rashford's skull?

Trashford to a lower-mid PL team when?

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You're upsetting the Real fans with that talk

why do niggers get tats? they are invisible

lulu is world class

i can tell youre skincolor now

This. I literally quit competing in a esports game despite being sponsored because I kept choking whenever it mattered and I gave it 5 years and it never went away no matter what I did. Some things cannot be changed.

Why do blacks tatoo themselves ? We never see anything

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no

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kehrer x rashford

Kek
I refuse to believe this wasn't made without a script tho

is nerman out for yellows or injured again

POO s PEE

Steroids

What the fuck we used the same words

1million IQ plays

Is there a player on the PSG team that isn't a cunt?

Buffon maybe

Kehrer is a weak sissy boy

business idea: white tattoo ink marketed for black people

The only Real fans that would be upset at that are now Juve fans :^)

latter

Can Young wreck Di Maria again?

/DALOT/

The lad is good

Just give him a red already... he clearly doesn’t Kehrer about the rules.. gulla gulla gulla gulla

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what is "out.ts"? how do you get an input file from an mpv streamlink stream?

Has anybody else gotten pimples on their dick from fapping too much?

stream please uwu

>Bufoon saving the own goal
What are you doing PSG

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they'd be more visible if you weren't squinting

Cavani

Yes

reminder every french responding to you sounds like this

vocaroo.com/i/s0duxOAvrmrk

>this shit
>fun to watch

lel

Wtf ManU are good now?

BASED DALOT

Can he get away with it?

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he is "injured" again, as he always is druing carnaval season

you know how monkeys try and mimick humans?

"injury"

psg's coach is a faggotass retard

bfst.to/play/soccer.php
footybites.com

Footybite

Are you using Gentoo?

dalot is BASED

Yes
I am a girl now

Remember when PSG won 4-0 to Barça then lost 6-1 in the return leg? HAHAHAHAH

Wash your hand before fapping

weak mind and got fucked over by refs too many times so they can't play physical when they want to
to win the CL if you're not part of the historical european elite you need to develop a us vs the rest of the world like old Mourinho Chelsea

this should be DAlot's last game as a bench player

streams.notahoneypot.me/

>passing into press traps
sigh

Reminder McTominay is a big match player

lads
LADS
why was the monkey tired?

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buffon and cavani
that's it

>pimples on your dick
ffs wash yourself properly you absolute melt.

He’s like if a 12 year old FIFA fan created the ideal player. Just needs a giant red Afro

Google soccer streams reddit you turbomong

reported

hey guys

Buffon, Cavani... that's about it

Reffball

>Deutscher bottler

>mboop

*40 days

Mes parents m'avaient parlé d'un demi-frère caché...

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>Dalot is an actual prospect
Showing up that 40 year old prospect Ashley Young

why?

what the fuck is Mbappe doing

you watch the game, you don't see McTominay...you watch McTominay, you see the game

???????????????????????????

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>mslippe

Romelu romelu romelu

>Fagot

I actually believe in Muttland the average 12 year old would create a nigger as their ideal player

What the fuck was just any of that?

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>dalot

streamlink -o /tmp/out.ts "httpstream://$(wget -q -O - $1 | grep )" best

Where $1 is a URL I get from a Dreambox. I then just open /tmp/out.ts with mpv and encode it with scripts based on github.com/occivink/mpv-scripts

>dolt

Smalling > Mbappe

>mboppé

These teams are so shit wtf

>better team lose because of meme goals
nice sport

>MBRAP

>MBRAPPPPPP

What's your match snack lads?

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>the state of european futbol

Kehrer > Rashford

don't rate this united side lads

I’m glad someone has said it. I’ve been thinking it for years.

>mbrap

Damn nice

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mbappe is so shit

>slip

say what?

Penaldoesque mistake by Mbappe

>MBRAPPP

Unironically, are you bothered by niggers?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

thanks Luxembourg

How are you guys a full minute behind me while I'm watching this from across the ocean

>conceding meme goals

>dalot
>mbappé
fucking lol

In my country we are taught that only blacks are fast. It’s in the National curriculum

if you're the better team, you would win regardless

seethe

the better team doesnt lose

>tf
>tp

Exquisite

i like you bro. how much of an literal autist are you?

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Fred looks like a child with a glued on beard

Tuc's

I refuse to pay £30/month for these matches when they were free 5 years ago

REFBALL

Just running out to the corner shop.

because jungle is massive

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Yeah great range on his long passes lad

fat slag

>P$G
>P$G
>P$G
>P$G
>P$G
>P$G

Off to the mosque to pray for PSG

I hope Tuchel goes fucking nuclear on Kehrer in the half time

REFBALL

BAIL EM OUT BLOW THE WHISTLE

CAM ON DI MARIA
USE SOME EVIL ELF MAGIC

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mfw if QSG concede 1 more they're fucking OUT

Mbabbe is big fucking bust. Fuck you for overhyping him.

What's with PSG's obsession of getting knocked out in the CL?

You're living in the past, sweetie. Pay up or you'll be relegated to shitty online streams forever.

if rashford wasn't shit it would be 4-1 right now

>better
>losing
pick one

get us a gf and a reason to live ta xx

get me a slag pls m8

Where only free for 6 months lol

Being this much of a poorfag

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He’s a goblin

PSG playing horribly

not at all

Good fucking luck ivan

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Fred has actually been really good.

neither of these teams deserve to go through

It apparently exists and looks a lot cooler than black tattoos on white.

I respect players like Lukaku.
At least they still use their African names, instead of that pathetic absurdity in the UK where they're all called Parker-Bowles.

Not autistic, but I am a NEET shut-in with a horrible social anxiety.

wtf that was supposed to be an indirect kick

this please

Well, there you go

Cornetto please

h/a/lf time

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He is overrated, Neymarrrr is better

dubs and last minute VAR penalty for United

I'm happy PSG are being exposed but this game fucking suck lmfao

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What a shitshow.

Manure is godawful.

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Get the slags in boggy me porn licence is about to run out.

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why is womens soccer so much more entertaining than mens? Usually it's the other way around.

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Fuck off beto

It;s so pretty

I'm crying right now guys.

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>northdale still down

I HAVE NO OTHER FUCKING HOBBIES FFS YOU RUSSIAN SHITS

WHERE ARE THE HTS?

This game is pretty shitty so far.

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Misaka get out of the sun you're getting a sunburn

Wasn't that a backpass to Bufoon?

just like how Barcelona beat Real Madrid 3-0, oh wait apparently they played worse?

Where's my brit slags at ?

choo-choo

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Dubs and United score a 73rd minute goal via Ashley Young then hold on just and go through

what has Yea Forums given up for lent?

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Just knock us out for fuck sake PSG save us the embarassment of having to play again in the cl this year

B A S E D

TIME TO UNLOCK PACEY NEGROID

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I've never seen a team play so shit and get rewarded for it.
Ole is a fucking hack, these players are garbage, yet people will start pretending that united is back or some shit.

real madrid is better than both of these teams

Lukaku will black Paris tonight

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is that a cat, or some sort? the tail looks weird

>false flagging

I am fucking hungry!!!!!!!!

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>united are winning without dabman
lmao at the utter state of P$G

misaka is a whore

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dubs and Yea Forums is filled with Asukachads

thanks to the chileano that gave me the source

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Cause when female GK fuck up it's actually funny, and not absolutely pathetic like Buffon tonight

Michael Jackson fucked young boys

Employment

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The classic

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What the fuck is this?

How do I get a gf that will let me finger her during cl matches

I think dalot knew mbappe was gonna slip so he gave it to him on purpose to lower his confidence

Dubs for deflected goal off PSG player in 84th minute

Wrong kiwi poster, dicknose

Why is she wearing two tops

based neet

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uhhhh I was resigned to getting destroyed tonight, why does god want to give me hope before he snatches it all away?

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It is some kind of cat, I think.!

Shit, need to renew my porn license before I can view the half time slags.

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*scores the winner*

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basedushka

>Michael Jackson fucked young boys
truly /ourguy/

Alcohol

The kind of girl you're lTinder

Time for a drink, cheers Yea Forums bros

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My friends are all so cynical, refuse to keep the faith

Is this game worth watching?

Also, no slags til I leave this thread please. I've wanked so much I have a cut on my dick that I keep making worse.

This is why Norway is best Scandinavia

nah, diddled the at the very worst

2deep4u

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chloroform

UN LOCK ED

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This.

Where are the bulges?

couldn't catch the first half lads. what did i miss?

Oh shit. F

Wait, Lukaku isn’t french?

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unironically ugly whore

Do you satanists in England even have lent? How about Carnaval?

>Visible pubes

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They;re so pretty

I'm crying right now, guys

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Dubs and Chong comes on and scores the winner to send Utd through then we have to hear about this meme for ages more

PSG are going to blow it again, aren't they? lmao
One more Man U goal and they're truly fucked.

waifu-time

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I thought there was only one kiwinigger, sorry

I think it is fashion somewhere

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cute pubes

looks ugly it's just the pose

sauce?

dubs and my peepee get a sucky \o/

>conceding meme goals
>better team

ah shit, I'm hungry

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How do you get cut on dick from fapping??

Tried to jerk off but I can't get hard wtf?????

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oh okay, thanks. have a good day lad

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>Some friends say they would never date a black girl

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this but not CHONG, greenwood

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the better team is determined on nothing other than goals

>putting your dirty feet on your nice bag
disgusting

>he isn't vegetarian

YIKES

you are fucked

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Who else here /half time bongs/?

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the image they'll use on the news after the inevitable murder-suicide

lol fags

Misaka is a sluuuuut

very make me cock horny yes mama please oh ues fuck baby yes nice legs

This your average 13 year old

There are at least 5 kiwi posters that are the niggers that shitpost about Messi, Fatnaldo, Reddit etc

One day i'll stop being surprised at the fact that Steve Nash is currently gracing my screen with soccer insight.

fucking useless

ok virgin

United wouldve win this if they didn't send microphone man to China

Sheeeeeeeeeeeit

Not really a real club are they

Looks like malnutrition

>half time bongs
>full time stoner

It's a lot duller than the scoreline would suggest. Just memegoals

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good lord

God I would pay to see a BBC deflower her Virgin pussy

.... other than gloryholes

even her feet look like an orc you incel

maybe from his fingernails?

oath cunt

Look imma need some feminine penis ITT right fucking now

Friction to begin with I think. The sore scabbed over and I keep taking it off because I'm insatiably horny at the moment

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Based Liru Poster

NEW

NEW

This. This is the perfect game for a Fellaini 90'+3 headed winner

Happening.

Thank you lad.

I'm a full time bong

How do I achieve this?

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Ultra beast nante nakatta by sugarbt

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>legs

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Cuck

no I think 2 is the maximum

they are free on itv you nitwit

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why don't i find girls dressing like this where i live

You got a single chuckle outta me. Probs cuz I’m stoned. I mean you alsogota (You)

fusion dance with a potato

Because you don't leave your room.

>second to last video
God, I wish that were me.

>That flag
nooo way man

I just matched a hot negro girl on tinder. Prolly gonna message her tomorrow. Dick is already diamonds

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is this burger food?

youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs

because you live in a shithole

>tf
>tp
Rangeban this country please

Which one?
Every French girl I've fucked has had pubes, what are you? A faggot or something ?

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fucking necklets

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Don’t give up I believe in you

GOLEM GET YE GONE

WHY JUST WHY YOU FUCKTARD THE CUP WAS TOO FULLL AGHGAGDAGAHDHAHADHADADHHADHDAHD

If your going to post lewd webms atleast use a proxy

What are you talking about? There are plenty of sluts that dress like this in the streets of HCM City or Hanoi these days.

not much isn't lad

W00000 NO FAP FOR FIVE YEARS

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you mad because you dont have a porn loicence there m8?

keko no moare faps evar for you, Sergei

MOAR

wise decision son
praise kek

i wanna see a mctominay blooter