ITT: sports team names that don't exist, but would be cool

Wankers United
That used to be my name on FUT

Flamengo Heat

Young Boys youth teams should be called Younger Boys

FC Wakandan Princes

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The 4channia Incels

Kek

Vatican City Abusers

The New Jersey Nets

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Paris Bombers

Real Madrid

Nanking Swords

Sarajevo Siege

Earth Strongminds

Vatican Devils

Os Madeleãos do Algarve

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Bum Liquors

Far Away As Fuck FC

New York Jets
wait...

the Twins should move to New York

Leeds Disease

Kek

new york jets
miami hurricanes
washington [racial slur]s

The Cincinnati Sissy’s

The Paris Revolutions

The Cape Coral Reefers

Auchwitz Tricksters

St Solomon’s Sodimiser’s

Vatican Young Boys

Red Bull Angela Merkel's Big Fat Muscular Cock United FC

the Cairo Nordics

good one

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Joking aside - Portland Pines

kek fpbp

Connotations aside, these ones actually sound cool

Club Atletico El Bar Sinson

Dresden Bombers

For me, it's the Atlanta Thrashers

Kek

Florida Felons

New Orleans Expos

The Dresden (B)ruins

Chernobyl Isotopes

The Corpus Christi Crosses

>Boston massacre

BOSS

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Boston Bombers is unironically a good sounding name too desu, although "the X Bombers" joke has already been made several times here

Fukashima Metldowns

Quality post

i don’t get it

Taiwan National Football Team

C A Unavela

Adam Johnson's u16's

Jerusalem is split between Israel and Palestine

Janny Freeloader

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The New Mexico aliens

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Bignig FC

I'm not that big a fan of the name itself, but it works on two levels

The Cincinatti Sabers

MIAMI FATTERS
NEW YORK ZION
DALLAS JEWBOYS
WASHINGTON SHITSKINS

The mudslimes Fcunts

London Fire

Chapecó Aviators
Santa Maria Kissers

The Fukushima Isotopes

fc :

but from cologne

colon feminino
lol

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The Chernobyl Meltdowns

>all the players play for free

Yea Forums Virgins

The Belfast Bombers

Gibraltar Rocks

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The Brighton Bandits
The Rotherham Rowdies

London United

The Mexico City Conquistadors

The London Kirpans

>The Rotherham Rowdies
rapists*

The Colombian Colombiners

I bet it got rowdy though

The Columbine Sharpshooters

The Aurora Dark Knights

The Nagasaki Isotopes

Sandy Hook Crisis Actors

Came exactly for this great minds think alike

Hahahha I played for that team, the male one of course, the stadium was in an area that was literally rwanda tier, the grass was so tall that seemed like it hadn't been cut in decades