Anglos got mad and deleted the last thread

I have a VPN. It's not difficult

it'll be interesting to see how effective these "blocks" even are.

i cant see this law standing for very long if it causes a lot of chaos

Good. Fuck porn. It ruined my sex life.

PAYING TO JERK OFF

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>sir do you have a loicense for that erection?

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>Conservatives actually trying to do something conservative

based, porn is literal poison for male brains

Yes, but many idiots don't even know what one is

Absolutely perfect

What can be the consequences of forcing nofap on an entire country?

guarantee that's bollocks

how did they get around the social media issue?

I find it hard to believe that the incompetents running the UK right now will get this off the ground on time, to be quite honest.

More rape and acid attacks

Reconquer the world

Worldwide empire? It worked last time.

Obviously it hasn't.

You'll know April 1st when you're blocked from accessing all social media
Don't worry though your lack of rights is for the children

>tfw it falls down because MP's didn't have their New License License

Reminder that porn is worse than drugs

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>He says in English

How many people die from porn overdose?

Never been in your empire. I also speak Spanish what's your point?

I'll just leave this here

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looks like troy deeney

>PLEASE COME HELP WE'RE ALL DYING!
>"Sorry m8, Mo is praying we can't interrupt"

Will the names be placed on a porn viewers register?

Muslims have been in the British military for longer than your country has existed, dumbass. Respecting people's religions is a good thing.

They're not though. Not really at least. They're talking about this, because it's a topic that's simple enough for people to get behind, and get them easy votes, but still murky enough when it comes to implementation that they can keep delaying it until people eventually forget about it.

Nobody wants to be the first MP that gets caught buying a porn pass

>Respecting people's religions is a good thing.

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Americans are against freedom.

based

People only get behind it to avoid embarrassment
>Say you want to ban porn or we'll call you a pervert

Put them in a private booth with a box to tick and they'll be wanking on their phones

>Muslims have been in the British military for longer than your country has existed
Maybe thats why America exists

Dont tell the Normies it will ruin it

They've deleted it everytime I've made it like 5 times

>As he thinks blocking access to sites and arresting people for mean words is a good thing

1. wanking to porn in the first place is cuckoldry
2. It will be the same as blocking torrent websites which is not successful

if it does end up happening (its been on the card for a few years now) it will probably be like when torrent sites got banned about 6-8 years ago and all you have to do to bypass it is just type in [torrent site] proxy.

Well done for putting words into other peoples mouths instead of the usual cocks you put in your own.

As long as /gif/ still works I'm happy.

female suffrage

porn streaming is rather higher bandwidth than torrent search engines; doubt there'll be loads of proxies available

woah there do you have your seething loicense in order to make such a post?

bin that sin

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There's no credible newspaper reporting this and it'll more than likely just mean that you say you want any child restriction by your ISP when you switch.

Or just torrent porn

>mutt humour
youre better than this

i just got carried by the thread

This is funny!

I'm sorry, man. Really. I apologize for (((our))) degeneracy.

>doubt there'll be loads of proxies available

you can write "proxy" on google, use the first available free proxy site and get an outside the UK IP and go on pornhub right now. You don't need a specialized service for this.

time to tax breathing!

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>alcohol is illegal now
Worked well the six hundred last times

Kek

It's not easy to track down alcohol sale, it's really fucking easy to track online traffic. Even if you don't pay a license fee you will have to buy a VPN which probably costs more than $5 a month. Free VPNs are shit and you probably don't have the patience for them when having a wank.

images your country wishes they could delete but can't

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lmao

I have been pirating movies for the last 15 years

it's a policy brought in by getiatric tories who think you can switch off the internet, it'll change nothing. it'd be like your granny trying to fix your laptop.

>go to butter toast with butter knife
>get arrested

>go to watch the footy without a license
>get arrested

>go to have a wank without a license
>get arrested

At least in America we have the FREEDOM to get shot

That image is absolute nonsense by the way.

The your brain on porn website is blatant anti-pornography propaganda. None of their 'research' is backed by actual science.

I love me licenses

Masturbating is unironically good for you

they'll go to networks like vk
>free
>full of porn
>illegal one too

simple as

>child prostitution is legal in the UK
>porn isnt

it will be extremely payful

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That's not true but also, considering consumated child marriage is not only legal in America but also happens thousands of times a year in the USA, I'd be careful trying to take the moral highground.

i feel justified in wanking at least four times a day from now until the ban commences

this is what the tories have driven me to

Based VK and Biqle

Shut up Muhamad, dont act like you arent a pedo

Get the free version of zenmate to bypass any blocks, you can stream fine with it most of the time. If you want reliability and a better overall service you can think about going all in and buy a proper one in the future.

Seriously, who the fuck is going to pop down to their local newsagents for a porn pass or start giving porn sites their driving licence details when you can bypass this bullshit with a simple £5 a month subscription, and get 100% of your traffic completely off the radar on top of the deal? Laws like these is like having your nan running the country who still doesn't understand how email works.

I just wrote a huge comment for the other thread, by the time I finished, it was 404'd.

> I forgot to post this, I just arrived home after going for a drive. It would've been that 1st comment.

>I have been pirating movies for the last 15 years

this, pretty much every other day for the last 15 years, even since they banned all the sites. I don't know anyone who has got into trouble or been warned about it either. I might just be that service providers just don't give a shit.

will this affect uk anons going on Yea Forums?

isps only care about you paying them; they aren't going to write to you threatening to cut off your service or anything unless they're forced

THIS IS 4CHANNEL, SPARTANS.

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yes

luckily i'm a 4channel man myself

bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43795806

>April the 1st

Lol imagine falling for this

Keep coping.