/hoc/

has nail yakupov unbusted?

Beavers are disgusting pests

are beavers pro global warming?

4 games 1 goal 1 point in the playoffs so far

Warmer earth means more rivers to dam

What if beavers are the cause of global warming

Slander and lies

sorry meant 1 assist

those Russian cheerleaders are so hot

I say bring back the best of 5 and let 20 teams in the playoffs

any of you guys read that spiral manga by the golden Kamuy guy?

Yes, yes they are.

yes

This is a hockey thread, maybe try Yea Forums.

I have a dad so I don’t know what most of those words mean

Hope the pens and lightning meet in the first round tbqh

I'm not sure about anything anymore

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its nice to watch hockey on full sized ice without the trapezoid too

everything is shit except piss

>tfw you'll never experience a shitpiss because of the patriarchy

>sunbolts get BTFO after record setting season

Laughing SO HARD

Just got home from your epistemology class, Pekka?

Rate my gun scope mounts

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are you planning to shoot up school?

>Helsinki is leading series 3-2 over Moscow in round 1
Finland is winning the cup

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only if you help me extend my /ott/ folder

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What standings are you looking at?

No just Swedes

Why does the sunbelt hate hockey discussion so much?

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I hope not

the leafs are going to win the stan lee and there's nothing we can do about it

>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 28.0%
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 21.7%
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 6.6%
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 6.0%
Scotiabank Saddledome (Calgary) - 6.0%

>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8%
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7%
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7%
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6%
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%

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No they're not. They barely managed to scrape a win yesterday to get it to 3-2 from 3-1. And they will lose the next one in Moscow.

from the KHL website
game 6 is tomorrow apparently

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Sunbelt team like hurricanes don't deserve someone as pure as Aho.

procents

vocaroo.com/i/s1p3ueVKSNYE

Getting pretty tired of these same baseless accusations over and over.

Agreed, he should go to Vegas.

Sunbelt more like FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CASUALbelt

Thanks m8

FUCK SUNBELT HOCKEY

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>And they will lose the next one in Moscow.
but if they dont :D

>reee

SKA out, Gusev is free

Is Jokerit in KHL ploffs

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Why would anyone live in snowbelt when they can just move to warm place inside their own country?

Why don't you look it up and find out?

I don't mind the sunbelt posters when they actually talk about hockey (which is almost never)

for me, its high desert/mountain climates with the perfect blend of warm and snowy months

Comfort zone

see

bulju said he got old man haunches
maybe the surgery will finally awaken the beast

SKA goalie out here workin hard stoppin pucks

I’m banned from every site in the world

Have a hug Finn bro

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whats your team tovarish?

My wife’s son wants to be the next McDavid. What should he work on /hoc/?

No team i hate this shit, but i'm played one game in khl :3

it's like russian rags vs russian wongs

KHL? more like Gay-HL

Oh SHIT ska tied it up negros

probably a shit team like traktor

>Spartak
>fartak

so rude

im just joking tovarish
what team did you play 1 game for?

can you tell me how to get russian cheerleader wife?

Lokomotiv

That's pretty freaking cool

that ska player is a diving faggot
spartak getting refpucked

i dunno lol

spartak more like can't stop taking penalties

>nhl making the game better for smaller players
>simultaneously growing the game in asia

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Killing his emotions. He'll end up on a shit team, and never fulfill his childhood dream of winning a cup with the leafs.

Same way you get any hot wife. Get lots of money.

BULLSHIT

ska scaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr

>it was 1-0

You wanna talk about dives? What the fuck was that?

oof owie my visor

that spartak player is a diving faggot too

Need a scouting report on Pavelski, Teravainen, and Marner

Pavelski = American
Teräväinen = Finnish
Marner = Canadian

t.pro scout

UH OH SPARTAK

Fucking legendary

And that will do it.
No more hockey for 5 and a half more hours.
How depressing.

bust bust bust

the Yakupovs won

all busts and probably gay

the ska game winning goal came from a powerplay from a diving faggot. I hope spartak wins in 7

Yah that was a bullshit fucking call

you take that back right now
people have been thrown into the gulag for less

ska is the >rags of the KHL
they even have a Swedish tendie named Hellberg

send the diving faggot to the gulag

im looking forward to jokerit tomorrow
it's in Moscow so the Finns can eliminate Moscow in front of all their fans.

jokerit needs 2 more games to eliminate them though

derp -- i was reading it wrong. I thought jokers were up 3-2
bracketanon should make a KHL bracket so I can understand better

Delete this

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>The CWHL has done more to grow the game in Asia than the NHL

based bracket

for me its phoneposting while i do a poo

>generational player
>can't even carry his team to the playoffs

i don't think there's a single person here who doesn't do or hasn't done that.
>may your wipe be clean

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>lose to games in a row in a shootout to the same team
What did Minnesota mean by this?

even Gretzky didn't go to the playoffs every year. hockey is a sport that requires depth of talent in order to succeed

me in the middle

>to

Yes they have.

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go back to apehoop if you want to watch 1man "teams"

Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn,
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And I'm just the devil with love to spare
Viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas

How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
'cause even if there were forty more
I wouldn't sleep a minute away
Oh, there's black jack and poker and the roulette wheel
A fortune won and lost on ev'ry deal
All you need's a strong heart and a nerve of steel
Viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas

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And the question stands, will the oilers ever make the playoffs again?

We should learn from our khl bretheren and have the teams that dont make ploffs compete for draft position

maybe if they fire everybody and wipe the slate clean

even with their managerial incompetence they have still managed to win a playoff series more recently than the laffs.

ONLY SHIT GAME TONIGHT GARY

Is khl still best of 7 every round?

yes

it would be more entertaining than watching teams intentionally tank

G-guys what are the locks for tonight? Besides the laffs ofcourse

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gary prefers the drama of a meme lottery.

Blues are a guaranteed win

If I knew I'd be rich.

gambling is for degenerates.

cryers
laffs
bloos
nites

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based

craps
cantpucks
cucks
lames

Thanks for the useless red circles

it's up
youtube.com/watch?v=gLB1D6m9ViQ

kek

I feel so bad for >jest fans, having their once promising season end so suddenly last night.

>its a laffs play down to their shitty opponents level and get btfo episode

Was thinking that aswell but Blues has lost their last two and the ducks has won their last two. Thinking the 1.55 payoff on Blues might not be worth it cause the ducks could meme their way to a win.

Well we are on Yea Forums

Craps feels risky cause you never know with the flylelels

Dunnow about lames golden kikes have 4 straight wins

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>Just get to 32 teams (or give the top team a bye)
>make a 16 team single elimination tourney
>your seeding determines your draft position when you get out.
>So let's say after round 1 the 9-16 all lost
16 seed would pick 16th 15th seed would pick 15th and so on 16-9th
>round 2, seeds 8, 7, 5, and 3 lose
>8 goes 8th, 7 goes 7th, 5th goes 6th, and 3 goes 5th.
>round 3
>2 and 4 lose
>4 goes 4th 2 goes 3rd
>finals loser goes 2nd winner goes 1st

>single elimination tourney

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He shit his pants. He was puking. He was doing everything

Its just for draft position m8

Post faster, I want to use the thread with the tiddies.

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Holy shit a kangz fan

Meh

Then bet on the ducks

basé

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>Hurricanes in the playoffs

it's not fair

they would have to get unanimous support from the BoG to make that kind of change and i highly doubt the bad teams (in any season) would be willing to decrease their odds at a decent pick.

post screen shots

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK PAUL MAURICE

I concurr

Armenia was actually the goalie for the armenian national team

I'm probably the worst in all of /hoc/, lel.

So ready for the playoffs to start so I can stop hearing about all of these amazing regular season """accomplishments"""

I mean play for your position. You control your own destiny
It is fair greece they have the most points to be there
Tiddies?

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how has your luck been Sweden? have you won something lately?

wow how disgusting

this one must've taken a long time to make with all the stripes

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IT'S NOT FAIR

gib milk

Kind of. Wasn't particularly enjoyable, but wasn't too bad, either.
But someone asked for it, so I wasn't going to not finish it.

Hit or miss.

the bad teams would end up falling like 10-15 places. the whole point of the draft is to help the shitty teams not help the borderline teams. memeing off the 2nd and 3rd overall picks to boarderline teams has been pretty shit the last few years.

>fake boobs
>no hips
>no ass
>average face
grim

carolina will fall out at the last minute and columbus will take their spot

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Reminder I would cross check every loser itt

Hard miss

id hit it

Someone run an nhl playoffs sim on their vidya console based on the current standings.

No, Ted. It's not happening. It's over. Accept it.

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you'd have to catch me first sucker

On it
By that logic we should just get rid of the lottery and let teams embrace the tank
I'll put you in the turnbuckle faggot

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i never bought a new generation console but i still have nhl10 on ps3

Shid I dont have vegas...

can NBC just stop covering NHL please

14 was the last ps3 title and it was pretty good

Wonder what exciting new features Gary has in store for us to help draw in casual fans next year.
The time is ripe for multipuck.

Can't believe I liked football and baseball more than hockey at one point.

I've seen the light thankfully.

i'll run one too

Thanks lad, keep us updated.

fuck off we're full
no NFL or MLB refugees allowed

Hello where is the schedule

4 mother fucking bongs
Sometimes I feel like I'm just using hockey to fill this massive empty void in myself.

What's the biggest asspull in NHL?

I think Laine's " O'MY PP SHOT "

nhl.com/schedule
You can also see the standings and stats there as well.

WSH @ PHI, 7:30
TOR @ VAN, 9 pm (6 pm Pacific)
STL @ ANA, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
CGY @ VAN, 10:30 (7:30 Pacific)

give her a chance

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>tfw overstayed my league visa and there's nothigng you can do

he didnt say todays schedule. he said THE schedule.

you now remember that Milbury and Pierre have both coached NHL teams

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Imagine being retarded AND Canadian.
What a horrible combination.

>that man face
Anyway fuck off with this skank you fucking sunbelter

I'll be waiting patiently

Excuse me, lad.
Sunbelters have always been at the forefront of rejecting Miaposting.

elias finna boutta dab all over pooronto tonight

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>daily mia poster couldn't even keep it up for 3 fucking months
Absolutely disgraceful

The gamethread should be a hoot

they've put new tech inside the pucks to tell information about speed and position on the ice in real time, and they are also putting those same sensors on players. they tried it out at the all star game and it sounds like it's going to be implemented next season. replays are going to become a lot more interesting

That's about what I'd expect from the swampbelt.

>"one of us... one of us.... one of us....."

By the end of the game, it'll be a W for the Leafs

they are also apparently trying to adapt a new goal-line technology that can detect if the puck has actually completely crossed the line or not, even with a paralax angle.

No more goaltenders.

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

would kill for a solid alberta

you now remember that NBC and anyone involved with it is cancer and a blight upon the NHL

the laffs have a tendency to play down to shit opponents level.

reminder that 2021 will be a lockout year

*beats fan with his own shoe*
*sexually assaults and mansplains an Olympic gold medalist hockey player on national television*

the lockout will last 2 years??

>goal reviews wont take so damn long
based

I don't think John Tortorella is a very good coach.

1 and a half at least

>tortpilled

>texas denies canada
gary pls

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Reminder Cassie is the only acceptable female commentator

I agree.

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just getting caught up on RPH last night. not liking what i'm seeing out of /cric/

Tortorella is the Babcock of America

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>those results
Imagine taking these dogshit games seriously.

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>turns off power
>restarts game

Need a scouting report on RNH, Petersson, and Ristolainen

there are probably only like 5-10 "good" coaches in the nhl. its like a "good" starting tendie. there arent enough for every team.

you just refreshed that over and over until you got a funny one

>dallas
Pretty funny either way, thanks user

i simmed every game one-by-one so no (i don't know if there's a way to do it all at once)

Real Nigger Hours?

you heard it here first folks

your 2019 Stanley Cup Champions, the Dallas Stars

Real Nunavut Hours

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led by generational talent jamie benn, no doubt.

the goal nets now have little "trigger plates" in the like the allstart game accuracy contest does.
If you hit one, 1 of 5 things happens
>the jumbotron shoots off mini fireworks display
>you win 1 min off your next PK
>goaler scored on falls down crease "trap door", team must play without him until he runs back up from downstairs
>you get another timeout
>you can negate one icing against you

>>goaler scored on falls down crease "trap door", team must play without him until he runs back up from downstairs
I chuckled

Minnesota state tourney is going on now
prep45.com/

gonna be a hard shant on that one

Fantastic post, my friend.

Ok that was a sweet goal by minnesota river not gonna lie

>pedosota shilling underage hockey again
gonna be a yikes from me

imagine not wanting to watch future NHLers

Where the fuck did Brayden Point come from?

>sunbelt would rather discuss anything besides hockey
Not even shocked

i like it

imagine yikesing at the games >your NHL team's scouts are at

>high school hockey
Yeah that's gonna be a shan't from me dawg

oh and what about the hair tournament?

imagine having less attendance for >your team's NHL games than a fucking high school tournament

sunbelt absolutely SEETHING right now

>he's surprised about brayden point

Ok then what do you want to talk about

Mrs. Point's vagina

Maybe some foodposting would suit the sunbelt casuals better?

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point is overrated shit

the lgbtning were able to get a headstart on the nuhl switch to speedy twiglets. him and kucherov would probably get taken in the first round if they were drafted in the last couple years instead. aho is probably another prospect like that too.

Hockey and your lack of knowledge regarding it.

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point, more like stand in front of the goalie and collct my points

>speedy twiglets
That's a pretty accurate desu

>IT WAS 3-0

Ok you start then big guy

MINNESOTA RIVER SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

speedy twiglets are only effective in the regular season. in the post season they get pushed around and fold like a cheap suit

that was filthy
absolutely filthy goal

yes helo

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imagine the taste

Well for one you know nothing about hockey and are incapable of holding a conversation about it.
Want me to spoonfeed anything else to you? I've got a couple of hours. Maybe explain icing or offsides?

Greece is the king of /hoc/

What happened to Nylanders skills?

his wallet is weighing him down

>conversation
>90% of posting is memes or pooju posting

Lol

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grease is kipshit 2.0

It's just a slump because his teammates don't like him.
He'll bounce back once he gets traded.

Krebs

Can't wait for that Nylander - Aho - Pulju line.

Is this why players play better on the last year of their contract?

Do you have proof that his teammates don't enjoy his company?

>anime posting sunbelt casual retard can't follow the hockey discussion that has been going on all thread
This shit writes itself

would sooner watch womyn's hockey than high school hockey desu

It's just a hypothesis of mine.
Would rather watch any hockey than no hockey.

what is icing?

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i watched a chl game a couple weeks ago and they did a little showcase on peyton krebs. he looks like he could be a pretty solid pick around number 10. apparently off the ice the guy is a complete health and fitness nut and really understands how to take care of himself.

Ask

imagine not liking the actual game of hockey

the stuff you use to decorate a cake, dummy

Would rather watch hockey, of the field variety than high school hockey

Tasty.

would watch all hockey because after all, hockey is indeed for everyone

blasphemy

>teds

>hockey, of the field variety
But that's not hockey at all, it's soccer masquerading as hockey

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>sunbelt is mad they can't follow the conversation so they try to derail the thread
Not today /hoc/

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lmao tuuka rASSk

Any confirmed rule changes from the GM meeting or is it all just a bunch of talk at this point?
Making players go right to the bench if they lose their helmet just seems dumb.

but why is it called icing if no ice is involved?

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Girls in short skirts=better than high school hockey

girls running around in short skirts. It's fine.

The only rule change I like is shortening OT PP's to one minute.
Even then I'd rather they just get rid of the s/o and make it OT until one team dies.

>mad
>at hockey

Literally every comment on CWNT roster for upcoming World Championships is guys. The left always say men dont care about women's sports but it completely the opposite. It's the women who dont support them.

they were just using it as a "brainstorming" session

>"I think if there was one conclusion to be reached from all of the discussions is I think managers to a man believe that the game is in really good shape and we're looking forward to an exciting stretch run to the [Stanley Cup] Playoffs," Commissioner Bettman said.

I actually forgot who the number one draftee in '18 was.

One thing I'd like to see is adding icing to penalty kills.

imagine being proud of the fact that your state has no young people playing hockey and your NHL team consists of mercenaries rather than homegrown players

Eichel has an unbelievable shot

But why?
That would make PP's almost a guaranteed point.

Imaging being proud that your state is a commonwealth

Its true, the worst part is the stereotypes woman place on themselves

This but unironically

imagine the best player your state has ever produced going to play for Toronto

Oh shit, didn't notice the roster was announced

Wow you really have some trust issues if you think his shot is a conspiracy.

The regular season OT/SO format should match the playoff one, not grow further apart.

Icing is were the puck passes the blue line ahead of team before said team crosses blue line

Rasmus Dahlin. he's got a good chance at the Calder this season (rookie of the year trophy). The other top candidate is Elias Pettersson but he has cooled off lately so Dahlin has a good shot at winning.

I don't think it would guarantee it but just make it more likely.
Seems silly that you should be punished by a penalty but now you're allowed to ice the puck.

now imagine if you will, the best player your country has ever produced going to play for Pittsburgh

imagine replying to grease seriously

For me it's the Rattray Turnbull Stacey line
Happy for Bettez as well

just got back from the GM's league meeting, lads. dont want to spoil anything but itll be really exciting once Anaheim is moved to Helsinki and its the finnish ducks

after a hatty tonight versus pooronto there will be no doubt

I've got an inside source in the Hurricanes org. Next post game celebration dance is gonna be Hit the Quan

Wrong it's where the goalie handles the puck out side the blue paint and is a 10 min game misconduct to the goalie.

>Seems silly that you should be punished by a penalty but now you're allowed to ice the puck.
gotta give the defending players some opportunity to line change

i imagine

There's no way petterson is anything but a lock for the calder at this point unless dahlin basically goes ppg for the rest of the season and even then...

actually the best player >our country has ever produced is retired

I reply to all the tripfaggots (especially Kippers) and Greece just to encourage them because they piss people off.

Should not have taken a penalty then. But anyway it's just my opinion and not a very popular one at that.

you're not imagining hard enough Latvia
HARDER

he was playing against my team early season and he shot one that made my jaw drop. he's one of the best shots in the NHL easily

Patrick Kane is unironically going to overtake modano and he's basically from ontario

thanks. Heard his name, don't know anything about him, not even the team he's on.

keep dreaming Shitcago

I'm not a trip though

Yes it's very smooth and the puck spins really cleanly off of it, looks like Simon Gagne or some thing. I was simply making a silly comment. Let us now discuss his skating; Eichel skates oddly wide with two hands on his stick but it is quite fast.

Left off some notable names. Loren Gabel is a great player so she gets a pass but not having Halli Krzyzaniak there is a slap in the face to her. She played fantastic during the rivalry series and already plays on the same d pairing as Brigette Lacquette in Calgary. Another player who I feel should have merited interest is Mellissa Channell, she is the d partner for Renata Fast in Toronto and is arguably a better all around player. Canada women should look to what the men did on Sochi and put d partners together who play together all the time. Also not having Victoria Bach and Rebecca Leslie together is embarrassing. They set records in Boston University, put up stellar numbers as CWHL rookies to only then get told "sorry you aren't as good as a bunch of ladies who have been winning silvers for the past 8 years"

i wouldn't be so sure. dahlin is heating up and pettersson is cooling off. I could see it going either way

EGF dabbing on MR

See this user knows what's up

That's why you're the best poster /hoc/ has ever had.

>Should not have taken a penalty then.
with some penalties its hard to blame a specific player at all
yet you are suggesting they get punished more severely for something that they cant be held accountable for

Buffalo is Ontario South
Kane is basically Ontarian
Our best player is a fucking leaf

this is also why people keep spamming the same schedule or other stale memes. they think they are "pissing" people off.

i feel like urinating tree browses /hoc/

@91301700
Then where's my (you)?

>they think they are "pissing" people off.
i dont think it pisses anyone off
i know it pisses someone off cause they bitch about it

he's a defenseman for the Buffalo Sabres. he's probably their best blue liner and it's only his first season. it's amazing to see how good he is already at 18 years old

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how do you know its not just some autist who is falseflagging and replying to himself?

Allow them to ice it but make it so if a goal is scored it doesn't end the penalty. Same for the delayed penalty if a goal is scored then the team continues onto the powerplay.

>You status: Mad as fuck
>Cup status: As good as ours
>Sun status: Bright and shiny
>Your ass status: Blown the ever-loving fuck out

Dont you faggots have an ice storm to lose both legs to frostbite in?

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oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And I thought it can't be on the Sabres just because his name is Rasmus.

does K*****s even post in /hoc/ anymore?
I thought it got BTFO

i imagine
you vagene

cause im not replying to myself

hey urinating tree

if you're reading this

you're a cunt

Catherine ward is my favorite women's player because I find her to be a very cute lady.

FUCKING DESTROYED

You broke an unwritten rule of Yea Forums never ask for (yous)

No u

She abandoned us for some reason

now major penalties have no additional punishment factor to them besides the length of time
there is a reason the league has both major and minor penalties based off the infraction severity

not stopping you from imagining vaginas
PROTIP: they're' not worth the trouble

im not giving any more (you)s to bolts posters

if somebody makes a thread about trannys in Yea Forums he replies in them.

*blocks your path*

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>"""she"""
it

thank god

Same. They bandwagon so sporadically that they never learn anything about hockey

>Cocky status: Overwhelming
The 06 wongs are calling, will you answer?

Cause your fingers are frozen to the keyboard and you cant move the mouse fucking heatlet

Major penalties are still 5 min of powerplay time. Are you retarded?

Gonna have a ripper of a good OP for next thread

I don't think that's what he means

imagine not shooting the puck

make more hockey videos

it's where he gets all his content from. dude fucking sucks

>everyone who supports a good team is a bandwagoner

Been a fan since 98. Fucking kys

wait is that the dude with the annoying as fuck voice?

do you often struggle with reading comprehension?

>Minor penalty=2 min
>Major=5
Not
>major=5
>minor=2 oh wait unless the other team scores then you can just not serve the time
Dont commit penalties

I agree he's basically transcribing edgy comments like Shannon transcribes box scores only this guy thinks he's actually funny

I think kippers became a mod and posts as user now. Maryia posted kipper butt a few weeks ago and got sniped instantly

She was the best defender to ever play for Canada internationally. She quit back in 2015 to go work for CCM as a stick designer. I always thought she looked like Evangeline Lilly

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Sure are a lot of SHIT GAMES tonight

>lived in Florida since 98
So that's why you're retarded eh

that would just encourage diving because if you were to "accidentally" trip on an opponents stick, >your team gets a solid 2 minutes (plus extra attacker time) with an extra skater. not even just diving when they dont get touched, but players would just collapse like a pile of bricks the second they got touched.

youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0

>don't play again til Saturday
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Great comeback. I'm so offended.

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She's got so many great looks. Straight hair. Wavy hair. The way she describes the stick technology is focused on how it relates to the game and not marketing jargon. The way she played was so simple and effective. I love her.

Diving is already an enforce penalty against your own team

wow you fags just hate everything don't you

imagine thinking your voice is a good narration voice when really you are just another annoying tryhard faggot YouTuber

don't you?

you fags have no taste, urinating trees video shitting on the oilers was a fucking classic

Yes I agree. She was the steadying force on the blueline Canada always had. Not a coincidence that since she left Canada hasn't won gold in any tournament.

love hokkei

No we love Eichel's shot and Catherine Ward.

>commit small mistake like delay of game
>get punished for it by allowing a goal on the pk
>continue to get punished for that small mistake by being forced to remain on the pk
sounds like a great way to slow the game down
maybe that appeals to sunbelters since they cant follow the puck

She was, dare I say it, their lidstrom. You knew what she was going to do and didn't have to worry for half the game she was on the ice.

Just got tickets to see my team play the Redditors, and in doing so will have now seen them play every team in the league

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players collapsing very easily isnt really "diving". under your rules a player gets lightly touched on the skates and falls over very very easily. that is tripping according to the rules, but the player could have easily stayed on his feet if his team wasnt getting a 2minute powerplay that doesnt end when they score.

Thanks to climate change we're all gonna be Sunbelt

nice lad, getting close myself.

>he doesn't live exclusively on exactly 2(two) layers of irony

Like to live dangerously do we?

Feels good mang

They changed it to "climate CHANGE" because it keeps snowing hard as fuck and dipping to -50 up here tho

manmade climate change is a joke
there I said it

Congrats.

I stopped judging guys when I was going to do a crossover and cork corked screwed once. I popped up like 5 feet in the air and it looked like a dive but I swear it wasnt

Why do the Bruins always get screwed on trades? The marcus johansson was pretty good on paper for his production for 40-50 points per year, but of course the worst case plays out and he's probably done for the year. The Nash trade was just retarded, much like the Seguin, Boychuk, Reilly smith and Soderberg trades, but they can't seem to get any luck even with the shit trade choices.

This begs the question, how are they still winning? I'm a broons fan, so I'm not complaining, I just think they would be close ar at the lightning's level if they didn't fuck themselves over yearly.

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Minnesota River fucking blew it

Dont flip the puck out of your own end.

Interested to see if Daoust goes back to playing with Poulin or if Bettez stays on that top line

accidents happen

>all these years and northies still try to feel some form of superiority over people who dont have to shovel their car out of a snow bank

Like...why do you even care?

Sucks to be an unskilled player

less than 3 hours, I can barely take it

step on a guys stick and you get a tripping penalty. that is hardly worth getting a penalty that doesnt end when they score. only appeals to sunbelt retards who like to see 10-8 games.

yeah, let me know when it isn't sub zero temperatures everyday.

global warming is a sunbelt liberal meme

It's ironic punishment for the elbow Marchand gave him. Ever since then he's been dumb and fragile and now the bruins are suffering.

youtu.be/dqecy_ezzEo

It's pottery. Like if the Penguins traded Malkin for Savard

Post your height, belt and scared status
>6’1”
>snow
>not even a little bit

>We need to stop game delays
>5 TV timeouts per period

WOOOOOOH LAD.

>step on stick
>get penalty
Surely you have a case of this actually happening?

We don't we just want to remind you that you're a retard when it comes to hockey whenever you start talking shit

maybe try watching hockey once in a while because it happens quite often.

>he doesn't like 10-8 games
Casual fag detected

youtube.com/watch?v=HhSSi2YlfzU
what's up with swedes and minions?

>6'1"
>snow
>not even

are you me?

go back to apehoop retard

Spoken like someone who has never laced up in his life.

>no
Yeah that's what I thought.

EGF wins

I think it's more to do with the fact that he's just fragile. I don't think it was a head thing that happened to him, watching that hit last night. It could be, but he's still in the hospital.

Every game it happens dipshit

>that you're a retard when it comes to hockey whenever you start talking shit

>freezing my ass off gives me a natural understanding of the game a person who grew up in a state they can be outside 365 days a year would never grasp

dumb

thinking about rooting for Edina to be contrarian

thanks for exposing yourself as a casual sunbelt retard.

Not this guy, but it happened last night in the bruins game. Not sure of the Carolina player, but he stepped on charlie mcavoy's stick and got the call for it.

>I can only like hockey if the score is super low
>waaaaah why YOU the casual
Lmaoing SO HARD at leaf faggots right now.

I think he's more fragile after the cheap shot. The whiplash wa nasty but it's amplified because he just had a nasty head injury courtesy of Mad Brad Marchand

Holy shit that fog horn is loud. I don't watch much Sharks but is the fog horn usually that loud? The black and teal go well together.

Go drive 2 hours to some shitty rink and take a selfie faggot

Yes. That will be interesting although if Bettez is used as Agosta was and uses her speed to draw defenders to her, then it should look quite similar. The year 50 points Poulin had was without Daoust for 1/2 the season and Saulnier for a 1/3 and she still managed basically 2ppg and is IMO the best season in CWHL history because she did it against such great teams. Other than Worcester, there wasn't really any team who couldn't beat another.

>>I can only like hockey if the score is super low
who are you quoting?

Possible. He did play 4 80+ game seasons prior to that. It's easy to try to connect events that aren't necessarily connected, though. Do you know how many games he missed with that cunt cushion?

Theres literally one 5 minutes from my house and another 10 minutes from that

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they are also much more protective over players who had a concussion nowadays than say even 5 years ago. all contact sports are like that now.

Your mother

imagine not having a rink 10 minutes or less from where you live

she knows more about hockey than you do.

Saulnier can play with Johnston and Jenner as she did in the Olympics although I am guessing Canada also tried the tornado system and plays all 4 Canadiennes on a line with Ambrose on d. That could also work just maybe not against the USA

>he still thinks green texts are only for direct quotes
Jesus grandpa go die already

I guess I'm drawing from my own experience and guys I've played but it's easy to aggravate and worsen concussions. I don't have the numbers but I think it looks like he sat out the season after it happened on his wiki

this /hoc/ is on that piss tree faggot

Looks like he hadn't played a full season since it happened last season

what?

at least Shannon doesn't put on a tryhard voice

The evolution of tripfaggotry with YouTube monetization. Watch if you want to it know you're contributing to a problem.

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yup

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i wouldnt know about shannon or any other of these youtube autists if it wasnt for /hoc/

Tough to say, but I guess we'll see what happens. I figured Bergeron was done early in his career after Concussion problems, but he's been healthy since, at least as it pertains to concussions. He even had a minor one that he bounced right back from, so I'm holding out hope for Johannson. Their second line is fucked without him.

What if Paulina Gretzky played hockey instead of shoving things in her vagina? Would she be the GOAT women's player?

next thread better be a bulju edition

ah yes, the desperate user is left with no other recourse but to imply

Watching a documentary about those /beav/s

Back in my day we just called that porn.

urinatingtree you're a pretty cool guy
keep making videos bud

t. zoomer

No too slight. Even the smallest womens players have muscle make up most of their girth. Kendall Coyne is 5'2" 125 and Maria Ozawa is 5'4" 104. Simply as

probably but who cares

ARM CHAIR NEUROLOGY:

Laine stays up late because he had a concussion in his first season and is now photic sensitive. Naturally he started to play video games to pass the time.

McCabe hit>insomnia>video games>production decline

Discuss

>Maria Ozawa
that's a porn star right?

>le wacky voice man says mean things about shit sports teams
unironically would rather have cuckguy read me numbers.

Laine was never elite
Prove me wrong

Imagine being mad at people cracking jokes about the NHL for attention

They are the ones behind global warming so yes

I think so.

>photic sensitive
how is being sensitive to light correlated to staying up late and playing video games? I reject your hypothesis. you gotta get your bell rung a few times before any side effects show up

probably would have destroyed his circadian rhythm playing vidyas if he didnt have a real job by now.

>100 goals in the NHL before 20 years old
>not elite
wew

Can’t wait for the Bruins to lose in the second round

they already have proven they can take tranpa

Can't wait for the Leafs to exit to the Bruins in the first

>Regular season matters
I thought leafs were supposed to understand how the postseason works.

end of thread reminder that breasts ARE sensational

You can control the light source instead of the sun bouncing light off windshield and shiny shit

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

Can't wait to greentext whatever team gets BTFO the hardest

I dislike breasts

Being serious though, Paulina is in decent shape but to play womens hockey at the level required would mean her having to go back in time and start skating when she was a toddler, train and eat well her whole life and not fall into the trappings of the Hollywood Instagram lifestyle. She is tall enough, has good wingspan and could probably be decent defenceman in the style of Kristen Barbara of she could skate half ass well

...

the way I see it, the more hockey content on youtube the better. urinatingtree is pretty funny and seems to be well informed. he's better than that hack steve dingleberry

>regular season doesnt matter when its convenient to my argument
sunbelt is learning
too bad it has nothing to do with hockey