/heem/

Lewis-JDS is a fun banger. In many ways, we're all the winners of that one, gang.

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That guy looks to be an elite wrestler, if he had to throw down with UFC heavyweight Cain Velasquez I think we'd be surprised.

I tried jiujitsu on my dog and he bite me >:(

you already posted the only one that comes to mind, damn

youtube.com/watch?v=M9CxGxCs77s

That guy beat a stray cat to death apparently. It makes sense because he kept calling every news station begging them to pick up the story

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Is rumble fighting in bareknuckleFC?

he would kill someone

no, he's just admin there

ferguson moving to ww lol

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>Pussy Tattoos

I know lesbians and bisluts who wear pussy tattoos like that.

>bislut
Are you a lesbian yourself?

Who your moms?
*heems you and takes your wallet and phone*

I think you'll be surprised by what BisKing had to say about UFC 235.
youtube.com/watch?v=5gZl0PYC2Ho

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well WW is less retarded right now

No offense but he can't even see the fights properly

where the fuck is twitchgod lads
did dernmark off himself
why is this general so boring and gay now

Twitchy is in the sky

his wife probably murdered him after her pics leaked lmao

twitchy heemed himself because people found weird vids/pics of him and his fob wife
derncuck = spammy he was here last thread

cant wait for fight night lewis v dos santos

derncuck and spammy aren't the same person
it's weird because twitchfags wife's twitch is still up

no one cares.

discord becky seething

>where are the kool personalities!?!?
maybe you should go to the discord you'd probably love it there.

and of course you're trying to recruit in your second message already
sad
sad
SAD

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Anik is a bitch for apologizing to Goddard.

Anik is complicit for sending his daughters to a Broward county gymnastics class

zane simon.

Askren subs this bitch

Anik is a faggot and the jewfc obviously has an agenda against Goddard while praising incompetent smoked-up negroid Herb "Gold Standard" Dean. He's retarded for commenting in the first place

EXCUSE ME SIR, HOW LONG IS YOUR PENIS

what's broward county gymnastics

>twitter.com/Jon_Anik/status/1101284034896834560

Why did you put a meme arrow?

because Anik knew all along

Man, you're really stupid and really cringe.

Moron

i'm glad to see coral springs off the streets

What a fucking beast

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marion the 41 year old high school PE teacher. imagine being a flyweight cut before her.

Not sure about the rest, but they do prop Herb way up despite him fucking up semi regularly. Yamasaki had a few fuck UPS Dana called him on and he was axes, meanwhile in one night Herb possibly stops a fight way early and then allows the shit show of Jones Smith with Jones throwing illegal strikes for 5 roudna and only losing 2 points after multiple very clear illegal attacks prior to the knee. However even after that Rogan and mashed potato mouth shaub are on rogans pod ripping Goddard about how shit he is while saying Herb is the greatest. No idea why that guy doesn't receive any criticism.

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>agenda against the worst most obnoxious ref
Good

t. caz LITERALLY drinking (((wme))) semen i bet you also pay for ppv

Yikes. Is this the best Reddit sends nowadays?

Why does reddit hate on Goddard so much??

Why does Reddit love slurping ref and commission cock so much?

I don't know I have never been to that website for anything other than streams
who knows bro, perhaps because he's an alpha and controls the octagon as his job dictates

>i-im not a redditor
Yikes

Imaginé the smell

>who knows bro, perhaps because he's an alpha and controls the octagon as his job dictates

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Will these weekly cards eventually turn literally whos into names, or will it just result in the few names UFC has getting flushed from fighting too often?

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>perhaps because he's an alpha and controls the octagon
I think you're right on the money.
reddit hates competence and dominant men.
Just imagine what kind of creature you must be in order to side with anik over based Goddard

You can calm down now, you lost the argument. Just move on.

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You know reddit likes to be as obnoxious as possible all so that they can claim they were just joking with you.

FUNKY TOWN
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>p-please leave me alone!!
Yikes. Redditors are really struggling nowadays eh?

>I think you're right on the money.
reddit hates competence and dominant men.
>Just imagine what kind of creature you must be in order to side with anik over based Goddard

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hahhaahhah he's phone posting now OH NO NO NO

Any ref that does some gay hand jive to the camera deserves derision.

Yikes. Looks like mommy forgot to give the redditors their breakfast this morning. Bit cranky!

Do drumpf supporters really get triggered by hand signals?

oh for sure my guy

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Redditors hate this guy for letting fights play out but love Fart Goddard, baka

>drumpf supporters
damn, rent free

Fuck reddit I've never been on reddit anyone that differs from me in any way goes on reddit

Are you triggered little snowflake?

If I say yes, will you stop sperging?

reddit guy is dead inside
he broke by based goddard

Daaaaaw wittle babby drumpfkin is gettin upset

We're talking about refs and their dumb hand gestures and you can't help but change it to Trump. The next 6 years are going to be horrible for you.

>/r/the_cuckhold loves bumbling moronic authority figures as their daddy simulators
How cute

Was Dana's fault anyways for putting up a literal who against a contender

>Using Drumpf unironically
I'm a Yang-Ganger but this is very retarded

Someone's butthurt because they're in the BDS movement but their hormones come from Israel

Why does every drumpfet have to be such a sensitive snowflake queen? Youre gonna be really triggered in 2021 once a “socialist” is president and looks out for your own interests

You all are a bunch of fags

Just take your pissrael hormones and get back to cross-stitching your furry costume

How cute. A bunch of triggered drumpfy pissbabbies.

>I love moronic people in power that fuck over my interests!!

this

I enjoy MMA and MMA related media

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>Fuck jews, america first, except if its for troops dying in israels name!!!!

Go get your diaper changed and take a shower, smelly

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this

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youtube.com/watch?v=x78_igEJBkk

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Fucking based

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Andrew yang is also an mma fan plus he wants fighter to get fair compensation
based

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they are compensated fairly

why is Goddard so based

Okay but how much does his suit cost? Stay pleb

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40k salary a year from which you must deduct training camps on a CTE inducing sport

trump is obese and only cares about israel
yang is slim and will save the white race

>bootlicks refs for daddy simulation and being anti wme
>bootlicks wme fucking over employees for daddy drumpf brownie points

Oh look a dumb hypocrite drumpflestiltskin! Sad!

drumpf

What's that, I couldn't hear over these solid gold cufflinks

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Thoughts on Mama Woodley hugging Kamaru?

streamable.com/uyxvc

>And keep on working, cause they gonna come for you. And you take it to 'em.

They are unironically paid their market value, there are two other major promotions in this sport. Relative to other pro sports, yes they make less, but MMA is still niche so there's not as much money to go around.

just imagine being a white suburbanite supporting a NY jewish billionaire over based Yang who's literally white america's last hope

hahaha he was crying!

>mfw people want better fighter pay but kvetch about money fights

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>chinaman offering free money

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Fighters are not fairly compensated. After all expenses they barely make above average salary with an extremely limited shelf life in a very physically taxing activity.
Fighters should unionize and fight for their rights to be fairly compensated.
The UFC makes a lot of money, they can afford a fighter friendly dividend which will no doubt increase their brand reputation and improve their product's quality

In many ways Jon Jones has never won a single fight

IF YOU CAN'T DRAW THE BIG CROWDS THEN DON'T GO ASKING FOR BIG CROWD MONEY!!! WHAT'S THAT, YOU BROKE YOUR FOOT, CAN'T AFFORD MEDICAL BILLS? MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE BROKEN YOUR FOOT WITH A HIGHLIGHT REEL QUESTION MARK KICK INSTEAD OF A GAY ASS LOWER CALF KICK, GOTTA SWANG BIG TO EARN BIG, BITCH!

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in some ways, he hasn't even competed in the sport of mma

If you critisize Israel you are an anti-semite

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based trump
antisemites have no place in polite societies, just like communists and nazis!
Sad thing is that americans do have this cuck mentality towards their corporate overlords
sad
sad
SAD

/thread

They choose their profession, they get paid to work out, and they get to be modern gladiators.

If you go into an entertainment field and you aren't entertaining enough you should take your CTE and fuck off to a janitorial career

Thawts on Ben Asscan's win(loss)?

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The funny thing is that incel obese hands typed these posts.
It's easy to act self reliant when mommy does all work for you

>I have no refutation so I must deride
you're not even white

>where's the refutation to my low IQ
Sadly that's not how it works

They unironically aren’t. You can’t say they’re paid less than other sports while simultaneously saying they’re paid their value. They make 17% of the revenue shares compared to half that every other league is, and this is a sport driven by stars not just shit with a UFC hot dog brander attached to it. Keep licking those boots, cuck

>WME, Dana, or the Fertittas dont have much money
Howling

Fighters wouldn’t be slobbering for F list money fights between Bisping and Woodley if they actually got paid decently enough

why are there so many cucks in america that are so willing to die for corporate overlords that hate them?
i don't get it but it does explain their pathological love for israel

>You can’t say they’re paid less than other sports while simultaneously saying they’re paid their value
>UFC = NBA = NFL
>They make 17% of the revenue shares compared to half that every other league is
>they were forced to sign with the UFC
>>WME, Dana, or the Fertittas dont have much money
>the fighters would have organized the UFC by themselves
Dust off your Fight for 15 signs and head outside, you'll save more lives that way, hero.

Other sports make more total profit though, so they can pay out a larger share. And they are more established, the UFC is still expanding rapidly. They need money to invest into the future of the sport.

They think as long as everything is an equal playing field despite the enormous tax breaks enforced by corrupt trusts that inequality is perfectly fine. They want the satisfaction of working for something no matter how arbitrary despite most of these people never leaving their couches. The Jordan Peterson generation

>WHAT THE FUCK THAT STOPPAGE WAS EARLY JUST BLEEEEEEEEED
>I find it concerning that fighters are not properly compensated these are citizens just like you or I and seeing them struggling to afford training camps is heart wrenching and I cry almost nightly thinking about how top level entertainers like Leslie Smith are forced out of work when they should be millionaires for what they do

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Why don't the fighters organize and collectively bargain like the athletes in the other leagues you mentioned?

It's soooo dumb
they're more worried about not taxing the rich cause socialism than being able to raise a family lmao
Meanwhile Jeff Bezos is paying 0 taxes and abusing state electorate greed with temporary surge in jobs
o but muh freedom
muh hambergers
and yeah as i said most of them are obese people who live off of their parents

Based Ben Shapiro owning the goytards

>reminder that this happened

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probably CTE

BASED Robbie Rotten hiding in plain view at the back.

>actually westerners are right, we mongoloids do look absolutely ridiculous

I'm the king now.

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Haha thanks for the laugh mexibro

They've tried many times but it fails every time because this is human dogfighting and literally requires you to view your brain as something to be mushed for compensation. Spain could care less and is simply being contrarian to gain attention from internet autists

You greentexted what I said, im humiliated.

>durrrr you have no right to want more because durrr i lick corporate cock

And thats why Im talking percentages and not raw revenue. You can’t honestly tell me that Dana, WME, and the Fertittas are strapped for cash. The MLS and Nascar are dwarfed by other major leagues in revenue yet still dish out almost 40% to the drivers

>12k/12k is too low for a fighter to be pay for a night of fighting!
t. loser that made less than $24k in all of 2018
Always cute when a poverty bitch tries to talk.

Lol get a load of this retard

>if youre putting youre body at stake then you absolutely CANNOT want more labor rights
Jesus christ youre fucking pathetic

>contrarian
Pretty sure most of the world including America is in favor of stuff like fair pay

>make 24k flipping burgers
>point out that professional fighters should probably be making way more than yourself

Yes, it is. Especially when the revenue shares for the fighters dont even break 20%, they pay for their camps, medical bills, have absolutely no benefits in place, have to pay to fly their coaches out and room them. Oh yeah and they don’t even get to wear their own sponsors

>b-but Dana gives bonuses!!
Do you actually enjoy licking dog shit off boots? Do you get off on it?

I really dont understand what point you're trying to make.

>>durrrr you have no right to want more because durrr i lick corporate cock
You can want more but that does not mean you deserve it. And talking percentages but not factoring in raw revenue is retarded for the same reason why new business regulations fuck smaller companies more than larger companies. It circles back to agreeing to the compensation
>if youre putting youre body at stake then you absolutely CANNOT want more labor rights
I was pointing out how pursuing pugilism as a career shows a lack of other marketable skills
>fair pay
Unless you can provide a distinct definition for that then you're posting commie gobbledygook

>You can’t honestly tell me that Dana, WME, and the Fertittas are strapped for cash.
Sure, but it's a business. That means it is supposed to bring in more money. And the UFC needs to expand to get a stronger foothold in europe, asia, africa etc. You need to be smart with your money or the competition is going to kill you.

>The MLS and Nascar are dwarfed by other major leagues in revenue yet still dish out almost 40% to the drivers
I don't know if you can compare completely different sports like this. I don't think the market, expenses and so on are similar.

>fighters should get paid like dogshit because im a fat autist that sits on my couch that wants to work hard!!!
Define deserve you commie faggot

>percentages dont matter
Lmao the ufc isnt some fucking popsicle stand down the street, they’re a multi multi billion dollar company with even richer owners that pay significantly less than comparable leagues

Should they though? The burger flipper is producing a product. The burger is a tangible thing that's made and sold. Burgers feed people. One could argue the burger flipper is contributing more to society and should earn more than the dude throwing haymakers for entertainment.

Dana was talking about plans with the performance centers and elevating the sport beyond what we already thought possible. Curious to see what they actually have planned for the next 7 years, the last 7 I couldn't predict, my fucking grandma asked me about ronda rousey.

Im sure bellator is just chomping at the heels waiting for the ufc to collapse by enticing fighters with better pay. God what a stupid shit you are.

>i dont know if you can compare different sports but ill make a point anyways about the nfl making more revenue

>the overwhelming top dog in the ufc is going to collapse because it affordably pays its fighters more!!!
-bird brains

No "fair pay" definition? Why am I not surprised.
>every company is either a popsicle stand or a multi-billion dollar company
you should look up the definition for "nuance"

>medical bills,
Wrong. They have year-round health coverage since 2011, dumb worthless loser.

mmamania.com/2011/5/9/2162589/hurts-so-good-new-details-emerge-about-the-ufc-health-insurance-plan

See this is why you're a poverty bitch, you're stupid. Stupid people don't know how to connect the dots between being poor and not being poor.

How would he have fared in UFC 1 if he was alive and in his prime?

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No “deserve” definition? Why am i not surprised?

>durrrr underpay the fighters just cuz you can!!!
God what a worthless spineless faggot you are. And now you’re whining about nuance. What a stupid faggot you are.

>fighters don't get compensated properly
>streams the fights

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Probably heemed by One Punch Man Art Jimmerson

U welcome ameribro

>commie using reddit spacing and offering no tangible solutions
pottery

>basically a flyweight before the introduction of weight classes
>bad ground game
You tell me

>reddit spacing
>r_thedonald arguments
its tawfld b

That’s accident insurance coverage. It’s not even full coverage, and isn’t even specific to the extent of injuries during training.

>bootlicks shitty labor rights because muh limited coverage!!!
Stupid mentally ill faggot

If you really want to show your support for fighters, why not just post your PPV receipts? Show us what a true fight fan looks like and lead by example. Simply post a screenshot of your PPV receipt and we will all prostrate ourselves before your unerring fighter support

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>if you truly care about the impoverished, why dont you donate to charity instead of something actually useful like tax reform, thatll show you!!

Maybe they shouldn't demand $60 for one evening worth of entertainment.

Maurice Greene was on TUF and won his match in the finale. They put him on the Fight Pass Prelims on a fight night. What a shitty deal. You should at least get on the regular prelims if they have you on TUF.

>tfw no qt gf to watch heems with

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Here you go. BTW I'm the one saying low-income losers like and
need to shut the fuck up and worry about their own pathetic financial situations instead of crying about fighter pay on the 4channel.

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All it would take is to show us your personal investment. You want the fighters to live better lives but you do not purchase the product? Do you not understand that your theft of these broadcasts is used as justification for lower pay? An increase in profits would add strength to the unions' calls for increased compensation. If you desire the product for free, then you actually desire the fighters receive LESS compensation. Show us the receipts and no one will get hurt!

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Quads confirm

>stop making good points!!!

Youre a retarded pipsqueak bitch.

>bragging about paying for ppv

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7s too. Praise kek.

>donate to charity instead of initiating tax reform

-An obese loser on Yea Forums

>meet qt in my boxing class
>she's into mma and boxing and we watch UFC highlights together
>we go on a few dates
>she loses interest in me after I tell her that I'm not interested in getting married right after I finish college
Maybe I made a mistake, I don't know...

I would never pay $ 60 for it anyways, so it doesn't really make a difference wether I watch it for free, does it?

did you sniff and lick her bunda?

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When your opponent shows their willingness to financially support the UFC, you respond with nothing but insults. You claim that you are the one who cares for fighters but your ideological opponent is the one increasing the profit of the company thus encouraging a greater fighter compensation. You exploit these fighters more than any other as you steal this product, lessening the value of the fighters. As long as you refrain from posting PPV screenshots you have no ground to stand on!

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Tony Ferguson the type of guy to send Dana a locker room bonus check.

Cringe

it's tawlf...

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5”4 144 pound soaking wet dwarves dont have much else in life to brag about

Ugly. Also probably mudslime

How come I cant find the clip of Dana saying "Pay per view is cheap. No one watches pay per view alone. You get 5 or 6 buddies together, everyone chips in a few bucks and has a great night"?

The really woke move here is to not buy anything from Reebok. After that deal expires fighters will actually get paid properly.

lol there he goes. Here comes the spam.

You equate purchasing a product with donating to a charity but claim your opponents to be disingenuous! If the fighters health and well-being is of tantamount concern then you would find the theft of the product to be appalling! Rather you come here to be contrarian and virtue signal that only YOU are a true fight fan because you want them to be further compensated. Simply post the PPV receipt as evidence of your financial support for fighters!

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Oh no, dwarfy is having high school flashbacks of being stuffed in the ballbag on Yea Forums again

>the corporate bootlicker is also a paypig
OH NO NO NO NO hahahahahhahahahahahah

No one thinks your posts are anything but cringe. Just stop.

>Dana can underpay fighters b-b-because he can!! you didnt pay for ufc 234!!
Cringe.

more likely hispanic given the locale

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>dana will suddenly give the fighters half the revenue share because i buy holm-de randamie

Based Yang will make mma a compulsory subject

>You get 5 or 6 buddies together, everyone chips in a few bucks and has a great night"?
Y-yeah I totally watch UFC events with the boys haha

that's EXACTLY what will happen! subscribe to ESPN+ and buy the next payperview!

Height challenged losers think theyll finally find a place in society by suckling on Jeff Bezos dick when they’re just another one of his footrests

Still no evidence of a PPV purchase! Why would someone so strongly in support of fighter compensation find the purchasing of their product worthy of derision? It is the disingenuous stance which you hold! You claim these posts make you cringe, rather it is the realization of your own hypocrisy causing a physical reaction! If you refuse to offer financial support to the industry then you have no right to complain about how the industry functions! You demand a free product but then complain how that product is produced! Your posts remain impotent without the PPV screenshot, simply prove your financial support for fighters and the suffering will stop!

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How does Rockhold do at 205?

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He backs up and check hooks

>tfw no qt gf to heem

So the LEAST a fighter in the UFC will make is 12k for 15 minutes of work. That's 48,000 an hour. That works out to 1.9 million over one forty hour work week. And you're saying they aren't getting paid enough?! Get a fucking life. This is the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

Case dismissed. Who else has a question?

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He will end the Jones meme

Based

Better, the extra weight will help his questionable chin.

WTF was that Robbie's eyes at walkout? HOLY SHIT. Imagine the rematch Lawler. (never loses the rematch meme) That remind me that Chuck Liddell's CTE stare. Anyone have Rob's face picture and Iceman's?

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Twelve thousand dollars in pennies will literally fill up 3 Olympic sized swimming pools. We're talking a big chunk of money. And they can earn that in as little as 5 seconds. Andrew Wang doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.

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N I G G E R
& N I G G E R W H O R E

Honestly I don't think it's his chin that's the problem, it's is terrible defense and the fact that he keeps his hands by his waist half the time.

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Humans have been paying entertainers for entertainment since forever.

a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be

U G L Y
G
L
Y

wut

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*kicks you*

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You got guys like Rumble Johnson, who spark guys out in a minute. He makes almost half a mil. Half a mill for a minute of work? You kidding me? I got executives and guys like Zac Efron comin up to me like “Bro, Dana, I want that job!”

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connor ruebusch.

>catches the leg and sweeps into full mount

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His defense goes to shit because he gets so exhausted

mookie and cookie

What does Kebab have on Askren ?
Askren wrestling is just as good their striking is equally shit, and he is heavier and stronger, Kebab doesn't want that work.

Kebab is a better striker from what we've seen.

well for starters asskren is a welterweight and khabib is at lightweight so any talk of them fighting is for marks. keep in mind khabib and kamaru have the same manager

Where are the picks?

World class top control and ground and pound, has striking that would dwarf anything Ben himself has

>Dos Santos/Lewis
>Dos Santos/Millender
Based JDS bringing back the old format and fighting twice a night

I'm willing to bet Khabib walks around heavier than Askren does

I'd actually be willing to take that bet, but since we'll never know it's a moot point.

>gets merked in sparring by a welterweight

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I would heem anybody here

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is this the natty limit?

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>gyno
OH NO NO NO NO NO

You would tap to my body triangle you soft corelet

what's this body type called?

doubt you could reach my head, lil buddy

Anyone here that got the Danaher Kimura DVD for a very high discount (100%)? It's on bilibili but I would prefer something I can actually download to my hard drive.

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>you will never Enter The System

how can you prove you know ufc in just a few words?

>Yikes.

thats not a great looking card but I'd imagine Means Vs Price would be good.

>Being this much of a caz

>works the JMMA weebs into a seethe

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I can do more pushups than you
I'd drop you before that happened
Peak male
I'm 6'3

good meme

Only 90 iq 18 year old sea-monkey guys are one fc fans.

your manlet tippy-toes tell me otherwise, my 5'3 friend

What would your dream main card look like?

It's called the ass can

Khabib has a better striking but askren would go for the takedown in the first second, we have never seen khabib wrestling a wrestler in fights so that would be so interesting

It's okay to be afraid

Rolled with a purple belt last night. Highest belt I've rolled with so far and the first person that didnt treat me like I'm made of paper and glass. Showed me some slick stuff and helped me really understand some things we were drilling.

Sucked his dick afterwards too, not sure if it was cum or ringworm that leaked out but it was nice and salty

Good job Coral.

Haha so funny. You got me

>we have never seen khabib wrestling a wrestler in fights so that would be so interesting
true, but counterpoint, we have seen him wrestle a bear.

god i can't wait for the mma vivisection

You’re not me...?

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SwisOP

ufc.com/rankings
find a single flaw

NotePad

>LHW #1 contender: Daniel Cormier

He will get perma flushed and I don’t like that.

Is there a March Calendar?

Askren vs Ferguson confirmed

are these all photoshopped to look so horrendously ugly?
the only normal face on the entire thing is Lewis'

i won that argument we had btw

back up doo

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I could double leg every europoor and favela monkey itt

youtube.com/watch?v=bp99nOFDc48

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>Penn vs Guida

Why won’t he stop lads ?

WW Tony
Best timeline
Also very smart move by T-Ferg

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They murder him up there

>Wanting to see Tony get flushed by Woodley

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How come there aren't any kike fighters in the UFC? I don't mean creaturas with a star of David tattoo like Santos or Linekers, but fighters who were born and trained in Israel. You'd think there would be some tough Schlomos out there considering how much shit they have to daily from the surrounding sandniggers.

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She really needs to take a fight or two while pregnant. It will be useful to keep the ring rust off so she can make a quick return after giving birth and on top of that, I've seen doctors state multiple times how important it is for women to exercise and keep in healthy shape during the pregnancy, not just for their own sake but also for proper development of the fetus.

Haim Gozali is a b-b-b-beast

What's a reasonable amount of time to spend per day imagining certain smells?

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One of the most brutal skullmogs I've ever seen.

The fight fans have been waiting to see for over a decade has come to fruition!

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I would rather watch Clay Guida shower

BJ gets flushed so hard

>50-43

this should not be happening

Tony subs usman and elbows woodley into retirement

This is gonna be quicker than Guida-Lauzon

Guida flushed Erik Koch recently, RIP BJ 16-14-2 record incoming

Remember when BJ flushed an entire card in the Philippines because he smoked weed a week out? Very fun.

Woodley wins the rematch

Oh god no not again

I don't even like Woodley, but Tony is already chinny and he hasn't fought anybody who hits as hard as Tyron.

Could you make the 265 lb limit by this Friday's weigh in? Be honest.

>Tony is chinny
Yikes take

No

In his last fight BJ looked like he didn't give a fuck. Even rolled to the wrong side of a foot lock.

Boy is straight up on his toes

Ferguson actually dies against Tyron

Have you never seen a tony fight before or something

why is there a cap on hw?

Ferguson already died with Tyron when Darren Wilson got acquitted

How can wrestlinglets even compete?

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>le smug autism
The redditors delight

Because of fighters like Roy Nelson. hw cap is good because it forces fat fucks to be in shape

Tony has a good chin he just gets caught a lot.

you want heems? i'll give you heems

>hw cap is good

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I hate how Dana didn't say anything nice to Tyron in the thrill and agony.

ppvs

Do you not know what super heavyweight is?

It isnt a soap opera Nigel

proof? It was a fucking stray cat?

Roasties only take photos when they are smiling and laughing because they want everyone to perceive them as living a wonderful life

>can't make the cap
>this makes it bad

>askren refuses lawler rematch

Will askren ever fight in the ufc again?

no lol. Might aswell have been, he beat like a 35 lbs cub to death

Autopsy apparently said it was a 3-4 month old cougar. Dumb hiker Kaufman (German for merchant) no doubt tried to take a selfie with the nice kitty and killed it after it acted like a wild animal.

t. 232er

Weak Up Jon Its All Over

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I would crack that body with a few hooks and then finish you off with a peachy overhand right as you back up, another /heem/let btfod by a chad /box/er.

cute tbqh

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Unless he fought at MW, Jon ain't having it.

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Tranny

schaub should be on this weekend's card. he deserves a rematch against roidwell.

I used to think people were full of shit claiming Jon only beat fat middleweights. Now I just watched him pulse and illegal strike his way through Smif only to call out Santos and Adesanya afterwards.

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Hot

wonder if her mustache is natural or from steroids

anyone got a pre-purchase code for UFC 236?

joe rogan is such a good comedian
i really like his expressions

If you want to meet him he frequents a male bathhouse I know of.

Why am I still pooping when I havent eaten in over 36hrs?

>n-nigel
>m-muhammad
IM FUCKING SICK OF IT

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This, I would easily heem Ngannou in a street fight

>thinking Ali AbQaedaziz would beat Colby

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post op?

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I can't believe Usman beat him.

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>abdulisis beating colby

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I almost didn't watch the fight because I was so convinced Woodley would win anyways

You think you can just roid with us and walk away?

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Everyone has a gameplan until they get shot in the face

A lot of people scored it for Tyron.

I thought Woodley would win. But I knew the blueprint of how Usman could and he did

if me and prime Mike Tyson got into a fight on the street i would heem the shit out of him, this ain't a boxing ring there aren't any rules on the street idiot

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In many ways Woodley won that fight

>sperging out as some mma white knight
Cringe.
>They choose their profession,
The other user has a point. The fighters choose to fight. If they dont like the pay, they dont have to fight. Its simple. Theres millions of jobs that dont require getting cte that pay more. Stop speaking on behalf of mma fighters, its like going to a dog fight and complaining the dogs aren't fed enough.they are cage fighters, that have a belt fetish, not doctors. Lots are former criminals or are prone to violence, it's not like they are downtrodden philanthropists.also,The UFC is NOT a sport. The rankings dont mean shit, and they give fake interim belts away to whoever is a meme of the season. Mma is for failed athletes.the days of the best from different fight sports died when connor came

low key banger tbhf

That's the anatomy of a fighter guy? How can he spend so much time with fighters and say something like that? Idiot.

This

He is so used to rules that he wouldn't even know what hit him. Just fight dirty and go crazy.

twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1102990969761345537
Did you see the recent clip of Mike? He would still heem every in this thread

Okay. Every company in America now only pays minimum wage. Go fuck off to Canada if you’re going to complain

BisKING is live
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It was a moral victory for Lawler. At least he didn't get smothered for 15 minutes. Now they can have a rematch. Hopefully it's not a main event where Askren smothers him for 25 minutes- Zane Simon

>t. only capable of thinking in extremes

Cerrone and BJ Penn are real fighters. They don't need the money but do it for the love of fighting.

>t. is in a state of cognitive dissonance when he realizes how shitty his logic is

Nothing extreme about a new country. If you want to be paid. Just go north

based singular retard

ive been leaving a bot running overnight at work that constantly posts nonsense on bloodyelbow

Fighters are going to make bank soon. If Conor lived under President Yang he wouldn’t have had to go on welfare when he was coming up

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mobile.twitter.com/TheeWillHarris/status/1103356144125304833
He is the only reason I want to see Colby win, he literally can not keep his name out his feed

Yang is based
The protector of the white race
the destroyer of Israel

want higher pay? learn to code

>government subsidies for cte
sounds great

Learn to cope in 2021 when your bosses taxes go up

>thinking they won't do mass layoffs to offset VAT tax
tiny brain nibbas everywhere

>love of the sport
Check out my main man, charles FELONY bennett. You can chat with him on his YouTube like everyday. He talks shit about vanderlei and answers most chat questions.

Run that check
youtu.be/7I6wBOXxlhM

literal chinese agent.

this. it's paying dividends on bloodyelbow lol

While I understand his support from /pol/, I am a little uneasy about pushing that angle if you actually want him to win. I don’t think that is going to get Andrew the kind of mainstream appeal he needs at this point.

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>bosses
lol you deserve to be poor

>thinking the layoffs arent already happening
Labor participation is at 60%. Sorry. Maybe you should just vote and pray you can win with corporate bootlicking. It’s just like getting a new job

You just don't get it faggots. It's a good thing that Ben got manhandled by Robbie. The fact that he got his face brutalized in first 30 seconds just shows how good he is. Usman would have no chance.

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oh for sure your 40k home ecommerce business is booming, b

lol Danaher made that beefy pic of him into a shirt

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Labor participation is at 60% because of programs that incentivize unemployment, you have zero synapse activity

>just ask to speak to the manager, give him a firm handshake, and look him in the eye

that gook won't get 1 percent of the democrat vote

Girl on far left is pretty cute. I would let her heem me.

>Labor participation is at 60% because of programs that incentivize unemployment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Literal TPUSA garbage. Imagine being this retarded

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>if I post a non-sequitur that means I'm smart!
smol brain nibba

God, why? His family is rich as fuck, why doesn't he just enjoy it instead of getting more CTE?

>profession: White supremacist
LOOOOOOOOL
well im not gonna lie i want him to fuck Israel hard and destroy the drumpfkins le democrats le real racists XD
i'm not gonna push that angle outside of the chans tho so don't worry

fighting is enjoying it you fat cuck

>hurr welfare payments being lowered if recipient is working does nothing to incentivize unemployment
Literally incapable of critical thought

Want to see something sad?
twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1103412966240604160

>hurrr muh conjecture is fact

>hurrr welfare is desirable living

>hurrr full gainful employment is lesser to welfare

Such a fucking idiot lmao

this guy's so dumb he can't even make the clear connection and mockery of his boomer attitude
For sure B just send a CV you'll get accepted

>t. whiteboy who never fought

You talk like a fag and you’re obviously brain damaged. Go back to /r/the_cuckhold

>I replied to two craigslist ads last month and I still haven't been handed by chicken tendie money! The job market SUCKS! SAVE ME WANG!

My new walkout song
youtu.be/SETjjD1peso
youtu.be/SETjjD1peso

Hey guys, I just got back from training for my upcoming UFC bout and I just wanted to thank all the heroes on here arguing for greater fighter compensation. You guys are the real heroes of this industry, I wanted to tell you how proud I am of your virtue.

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Is this what /biz/ is like? Shut up and tell me who your favourite fighter is?

based
every time i shitpost i think about how much I'm helping the fighters

more like your new GAY song

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fuck the fighters pay who's looking out for the cameramen?

I just wanted to say, nothing is more heart warming than seeing American citizens asking for greater government involvement in our lives. I don't think there is any more American act than demanding a monthly stipend from the government, truly something that any commie-bashing American should be able to agree on. We need to ensure enough for all citizens even those unwilling to work.

I didn’t say what I was walking out for

*imanari rolls u*

Heh nothin personnal mike

>oh no they’re taxing Amazon!!!! I must protect them online because muh virtues!!!

>they truly are based

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>taxing amazon
amazon doesn't pay taxes that's the sad thing
conservatards gloat about collecting less money and allowing more loopholes for the rich while the middle class is still taxed and gets no services in return

Which fighter has the fattest hog?

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>I didn't earn it but I deserve it!

I guarantee you oppose a flat tax

im estonian and grew up under soviet occupation and my favorite fighter is jessica andrade

you?

>Narcissa Wright
LMAO, this chink got endorsed by that mentally ill speedrunning fag.

As an Amazon executive im so thankful i have lower middle class trash white knighting my tax exemptions. Its so tough in life, having these yokels protect my bank account and my hundred billion companies tax breaks is so heartwarming. You should all be continued to be paid like shit just because we can do so. Thanks guys, be sure to lick my wife’s boyfriends cum off my uggs later

Andrade is an honorary dude

and the hue was right i was pretending to be romanian for the previous 4 days he always knows who i am

wait until he fights someone who's not flushed
and doesn't have herb to bail him out

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>Rich people earn tax breaks because they paid politicians for it!!

post your airbook pro apple

Why would i support a flat taxation which ignores acquisitive power and benefits no one

>water bottle

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you sound like you would outlaw wealth

huge fan of amerimillennials talking politics on /heem/

based

Its really incredible
>bribe judges to gut labor rights and unionization
>pay less and less relative to inflation
>bribe politicians for enormous tax breaks
>continue to outsource and automate widening the income gap

>these people need to be protected more than us or they might not pay us more like they already are!!!

how would jack and that dothead handle this discussion

We don't have that gay shit in Czech Republic.

>fair redistribution means outlawing wealth
huh is that why Scandinavian countries are much wealthier than like muh freedums shitholes such as Arizona or Texas

dude probably walks around with a bomb vest strapped to him. He could heem everyone around him whenever he wants

jesus christ im losing it from this drug addiction i thought u were chile

>arguing against expansion of the welfare state = shilling for amazon
you guys are so disingenuous i have to assume its a mental issue. Guarantee you're BDS and just found out Israel makes your hormones

All you have to do is give him one leg kick. He wouldn't even know what to do

>fair redistribution
Its vague statements like this that expose your marxist leanings.

the only sensible world to live in is one without rules and tonight you're i forget the rest

let me make the new thread i need it bad/ly not sure what it is bad or badly

>argues against taxing amazon with a tax 99% of the world implements

>im not shilling guys!!!

>muh welfare state boogeyman despite apparently living in one

>hurr, why you no think like crowd
>living in a welfare state prevents you from critiquing it
like I said, disingenuous

>arguing about fighter's pay
>not posting heems

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lol how the fuck are laws real

What is it about him that awakens ones nurturing instincts?
I want to tuck him into bed and give him a glass of tea with lots of honey. I just want to keep him safe brehs.

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they arent for the white man

>fair redistribution of welath is vague
How stupid can you be drumpftard
Flat taxes are effectively disproportionate towards the lower tier earners ( you know, like the white working class who was bamboozled by trump ) earning 1k and living on 800 is a lot harder than earning 10k and living on 8000 even if the white factory worker and the rich NY jew are paying the same porcentually

>like i said, im a fat retard with strawmen
Cool. Maybe one day you can work yiur way up to cleaning the Koch brothers smegma.

just live in the woods lol

>we cant have people living sustainably!! we need to protect all of mark zuckerbergs interests!!!

They're jewish so they're circumsized, but nice distraction tactic from that little inconvenient (((fact))).

I wish I lived in Europe

>people would have money BUT AMAZON IS STEALING IT FROM THEM
really, communists aren't people
t. all of africa

You get smegma regardless of having a foreskin. Nice disinformation schlomo

What do you want to live in marxists shitholes like Denmark or Norway for while you can be free in paradises such as Florida Arizona or new mexico

I'm natural so I wouldn't know. Nor am I gay.

Imagine being brainwashed to the point of sucking the dick of billionaires.
USA is one of the worst first world countries

>Amazon needs to be protected because of my nonexistent concerns about people getting quality life!!!
You can tell this sorry faggot makes 40k max

SHAMBLES

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>Moooooooom! Drumpf supporters are saying I can't get free money!!! MOOOOOOOM they're saying I shouldn't take a job that can't support my lifestyle!!!!

>I’m natural so i wouldnt know
You just said otherwise but okay

>tfw my lifestyle is getting basic healthcare

Holy shit shut the fuck up.

I buy stuff from amazon all the time and it makes me happy that their workers are able to use proxies

i was being sarcastic prime mike tyson would absolutely heem everyone in this thread and if you dont think so you probably have more cte than bisping

>Mooom theyre saying Amazon needs to actually pay taxes!!!! Its not fair!!! Gary Johnson is in charge here!!! Daddy Peterson said free money is bad!! Save me tendies McDonalds wont let me have them at work!!!

You don't know me.
I could take him easy

How the hell can you have been brainwashed by jews enough that you believe being circumsized is natural.

I just was posting that clip homeboy relax

THEY WANNA TAKE YOUR HAMBURGUERS AWAY GOYIM
KEEP THE TAXES LOW FOR US WE WILL BUILD THAT WALL ANY DAY NOW in Israel MAGA

I didn’t say that you unread fucking zilch. Don’t respond

>MOOOOOOOM Theyre saying you need to get a second job to pay for your cancer treatment. We need to sell the house

I hope israel gets nuked off the fucking map. We are cucks for helping them

That thot shoulda thunka before she consumed the cancer inducing unregulated products our great tax free food industry lobbies keep us low t with

Imagine trying to explain to Don Frye why you need $1000 dollars a month. Oh, Amazon doesn't pay taxes? Why you letting that affect your life, you little bitch.

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lukas? or dockbro?

>spain calling someone low t
o i am laffing

abloo bloo is tardie angry?

Don Fry was living out of his truck the last I heard.

Mom!!! Grab the kekistani flag, we gotta protest this 75% marginal tax rate, thats not marginal at all!!! Trump needs us more than ever!

Brazilian fighters are walking HGH containers. Should be banned

Americans actually roid more than Brazilians.
It's a FACT

>all those disgusting zit scars on their faces
jesus, women really are fucking gross

Nobody wants to fuck you Joe

I think that Jon is defeating people before they even enter the octagon.

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>h-he made fun of me while at the same time exposing the underbelly of mercantilistic destruction of health by rich lobbies in bed with all the three branches of goverment
>"No u-U are low t"!
yikes

How do you feel about having produced the most reddit fighter to date?
Do you people also want to see him get the Evangelista treatment and decommissioned?

>tfw I have some acne scarring from my teens

Favorite female fighter?

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>if I keep revving maybe he'll stop
fat chance, you obese commie. You'll never have free money

Bruv he's Nigerian and you can tell from his accent he isn't really from NZ.

tl;dr feels bad

>Mom, we’re obviously not bootlicking hard enough, just watch Daddy Petersons lecture. We can’t give people comfort or have a functioning workforce!!

You're not even pretending to argue anymore lol
Absolutely REKT conservatard

really? all my acne scars are long gone. Best drink 50 gallons of water daily user

the hottest one

NEW THREAD:

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me but with cejudo and only because he resembles and actual child

kek this gook isn’t getting anywhere

My favourite fighter as well.